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Sophia, unplug that steamer.
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Back away
from the motherfucking keyboard, sister.
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Dax is on his way,
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and we need to rock 'n' roll.
There is no time for jazz. What's wrong?
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Tell me there's a wasp here and buh-bye.
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No. This is the first time
I'm seeing Shane post-hern,
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and I have no clean undies.
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Rock a swimsuit.
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I don't have a swimsuit.
What am I, a Kennedy?
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I don't have time for your judgments.
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I'll go without.
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Yeah, girl. Let it breathe.
Don't keep that tiger in a cage.
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There's Dax.
He got us a convertible for our...
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Road trip!
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Ooh, I know.
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Earthquake kit underwear.
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Goodnight Moon?
Spectacular end-of-the-world reading.
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God, why couldn't I have packed a thong?
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Okay. I'm sorry.
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This is who you're gonna be
in the New California?
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Walking around wearing granny panties,
holding a Discman, listening to what?
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Hootie?
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Road trip!
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- That's the last time we'll say that.
- For sure.
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I can make these work.
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You better,
'cause you haven't seen Shane in months,
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and I saw this website
called Sorority House Sluts,
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and all the sluts in that sorority house
were super flexible.
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And I'm not suggesting that Shane
has looked at this particular website,
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but if he has, all I'm saying is,
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the young girls are coming for us,
you better step up your game.
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Oh, man. I hate being a woman.
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Road...
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Oh, my God. This is better than I thought.
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Hey, anything for my girl.
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Ooh!
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Where did you get this?
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And how will Danny Zuko get to heaven?
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It's my uncle's.
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He sounds rad. Love to meet him.
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Huh. So, your family is cool,
you're just rebelling against it?
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Hey, I'm cool. I spent a night in jail.
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It was for a school project.
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I got a B-minus.
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All right. Let's drop that top and roll.
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- Sorry, babe. It's staying up.
- But I had this picture in my head.
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Top down, wind on my cheeks.
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How is my head scarf gonna fly off my head
as I laugh without a care in the world?
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Come on.
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So, what am I supposed to do
with my long cigarette holder?
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Not puff on natural tobacco?
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We can't drive with the top down
on the freeway.
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We'll get shitty gas mileage,
bugs in our teeth,
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and I don't wanna have to yell
when I try to explain
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how agribusiness is crushing
the small farmer.
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Is it the seventh of the month?
'Cause I am cramped back here.
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No? Nothing?
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'Cause of my monthly?
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The driver controls the buttons.
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You focus on driving.
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When you talk about corporate greed,
you're talking about Monsanto.
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- Fuck me.
- You don't believe me?
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Ugh! I'm sure they'll get around
to answering all of your questions.
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Locke's ability to walk,
Smoke Monster, the DHARMA Initiative,
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- how fat man never slimmed down...
- Then don't watch. God.
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What? And then get it spoiled for me
in the Starbucks line?
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You want us to come with?
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Okay.
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Okay. We're in L.A.
Can we please put the top down now?
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Yeah. We're so close to the hotel.
I mean, what's the point, you know?
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Yeah. Fine.
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All right.
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Kick drum, please.
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Floor tom.
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All right, cymbals.
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- Whoa!
- Oh!
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- Are you okay? I'm sorry.
- Yeah. I'm good. I'm good.
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I almost didn't recognize you
without your computer.
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Left it at home.
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This weekend is about you and me.
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Uh, lover boy?
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Testing, one, two.
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Testing my patience.
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Check, one, two. Check, one, two.
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Sorry, man. This is my girlfriend Sophia.
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Sophia, that is Billy, Mickey,
and Dr. Josh.
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What's up?
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Sophia, huh?
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Shane won't shut up about you.
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Hey, Shane. I'm feeling a bit nasally,
so, get my Claritin-D before the show.
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Since we've been on tour,
have I let you down?
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- Tucson.
- That was one time,
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and the Rite Aid was out of D.
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It's a big city, Tucson. Surprisingly big.
Place like that has a lot of Rite Aids.
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- Went to three. None of them had D.
- If it isn't D, why get it at all?
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- When sound check is done, I have to go.
- Check with the medical board
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- to find out if he's a real doctor?
- Yeah.
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It's cool. I'll grab a cab to the hotel.
I'll see you later.
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If you swing by Rite Aid,
you should pick up a couple Red Bulls,
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and some Band-Aids,
'cause I'm gonna fuck your dick off.
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- Whoa! Where did that come from?
- I don't know. The sad thing is,
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that phrase was rolling around
in my head for six hours,
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and I did nothing to stop it.
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Talking about a lot of things
that are not Claritin-D.
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Okay.
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For the weary traveler...
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Okay. I finally washed off that car ride,
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and I'm ready to hit reset on this trip.
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I'm worried about this show tonight.
Got a feeling it's gonna be me
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and a bunch of white dudes,
bobbing their heads like:
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"Huh. Gee whiz, Caleb.
This independent rock music's outrageous."
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Tonight doesn't matter.
This trip is all about tomorrow.
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Ooh, okay. We should go buy a map
of the stars and go find Britney.
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She could really use my support right now.
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That prime rib does look world-class.
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After that whole umbrella incident,
she needs a steady hand on her shoulder,
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and I can be that hand.
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We just have to find her.
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We'll start at a Chevron bathroom.
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I already got us tickets
to the Eames House tour.
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Oh, yes, right.
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The Eames House.
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Hmm. Mm-hm.
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Yes.
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Should I keep pretending to know
what that is or...?
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It's an icon
of mid-century modern architecture.
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- Architecture. The science of buildings.
- I told you about this last week.
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The tour would take most of the day,
but you're gonna love it.
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Wait. So, you're telling me
that the entire time I'm in Tinseltown,
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not only am I not helping Britney,
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but there's a chance
I won't even get to meet Katie Holmes
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and learn the secrets of her side smile?
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You really think you're gonna meet
Katie and Britney wandering the streets?
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No.
But we should be open to the possibility.
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Or, yeah, whatever.
Eames House is cool, too.
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Okay.
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♪ The truth about love
It's great when you're in it ♪
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Who writes this stuff?
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♪ Comes out of bed
Picks her clothes off the floor ♪
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♪ Yesterday... ♪
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Hey, okay. Hey, hey, hey.
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Penny Lane.
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You have gotta stop bumping into me.
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I'm so happy to meet you.
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Do you wanna get inside the music with me?
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Oh... Yes.
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- What do you think you're doing?
- Drugs.
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She offered them to me.
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It would be an insult to her culture
not to take them.
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Annie, taking mysterious shit
from strangers is crazy.
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It's not mysterious shit. It's drugs.
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- Annie.
- Fine.
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No drugs for me.
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Okay.
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♪ By the weekend she'll be over him ♪
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♪ It's her routine that is
Keeping it sane ♪
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Why the face? You need a conference?
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I thought my first trip
with Dax was gonna be amazing,
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but we're totally not vibing.
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Hmm.
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You want me to break up with him for you?
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"Dax, Annie's dead. She left no note."
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Man...
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I really thought we were soul mates,
you know?
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- I mean, we both love weekends.
- Yeah.
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- We're great in the boning department.
- Mm-hm.
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Now he wants to go take me
to some stupid old boring house.
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- To bone?
- No.
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To, like, look at.
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I mean, shit, man.
I can see old houses anywhere.
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Stamps, money,
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insurance commercials, salsa labels...
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I don't know.
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I'm sorry.
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I'm sure tomorrow will be better
for you guys.
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Yeah. Tomorrow is gonna be just fine.
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Go. Go to your man.
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Mm-hmm? Okay.
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Hey. Remember me?
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Yeah. Come on in. I'm just pooping.
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♪ By the weekend she'll be over him ♪
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♪ Over him ♪
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Thank you, Los Angeles, I love you.
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Could do without those Santa Ana winds,
but...
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For our next song,
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our tour manager wanted
to do something special for his lady.
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So, Shane...
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Yeah, everybody, give Shane a hand.
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Yes.
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Now, all tour long,
this guy here has been giving me the D.
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Gratitude, bro.
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Hi.
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♪ All I wanna do
When I wake up in the morning ♪
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♪ Is see your eyes ♪
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♪ Sophia, Sophia ♪
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♪ I never thought that a girl like you
Could ever care for me ♪
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♪ Sophia ♪
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Hold on, hold on, hold on.
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What are you doing?
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No sorority house sluts
are swooping in here stealing my man.
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Get over here.
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I did it once in high school.
It's not a big deal.
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I saw some pretty colors
and took a nap on the softball field.
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Getting acid from a stranger on a toilet?
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Damn it, Annie. That's just dumb.
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Uh-uh. It's not dumb, it's fun.
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Unlike forcing me to use my trip
to Tinseltown to look at a house.
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You're being so close-minded.
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And you're making your gums recede,
and there's no cure for that.
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Whatever. The only way I'm gonna get
through your stupid shack in the woods
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is if I'm high as a goddamn kite.
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This is moronic, and it's not like you,
and I forbid you to take that acid.
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Oh, you forbid me?
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I forbid you.
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Okay.
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- You took the whole thing?
- Yeah.
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Call 911.
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Whoa, calm down. It's fine.
I'll just spit it out.
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Wait. I don't feel it.
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- Wait. Do you see it?
- Oh, shit.
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I don't see it.
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Wait. I got big teeth. Deep pockets.
Look higher up.
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No. It's not in there.
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Holy fuck.
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I was just being dramatic
to prove a point.
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- I was gonna spit it out.
- That's not how acid works.
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Fuck. Okay...
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What do I do?
You wanna tie down all my limbs?
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- No. Just quiet. I'm trying to think.
- Okay.
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No. What? Why?
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You were supposed to babysit me.
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Oh. Wait...
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Oh...
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It was behind my wisdom tooth.
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- No, no. It's okay. You spit it out.
- Okay.
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Mm-hmm.
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- Mm-hmm. Yep.
- It's right there. I feel it.
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Nope. It's gone.
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Okay.
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- Bet it's just paper.
- Yeah.
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Totally.
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This is a bad idea, bad idea, bad idea.
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- Stop, stop, stop.
- Bad idea, bad idea...
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Stop saying "bad idea."
246
00:12:55,400 --> 00:12:56,609
Idea.
247
00:12:56,693 --> 00:12:59,862
Ooh, do I not know
what the word "idea" is anymore?
248
00:12:59,946 --> 00:13:01,739
We gotta distract ourselves.
249
00:13:03,491 --> 00:13:05,284
- Come join us at...
- Turn the TV off.
250
00:13:05,368 --> 00:13:08,121
- Where the steaks are world-class...
- The sounds are bright,
251
00:13:08,204 --> 00:13:09,539
and the colors are loud.
252
00:13:09,622 --> 00:13:11,082
Do you hear all those dogs?
253
00:13:11,958 --> 00:13:14,085
This isn't like high school at all.
254
00:13:20,800 --> 00:13:21,634
Hey.
255
00:13:23,511 --> 00:13:24,554
Wanna take a shower?
256
00:13:25,221 --> 00:13:27,598
I'm kind of just waking up.
257
00:13:30,601 --> 00:13:32,103
Come on, it'll be fun.
258
00:13:32,687 --> 00:13:34,856
Never, ever...
259
00:13:34,939 --> 00:13:37,400
pull a soft hotel comforter off a woman.
260
00:13:41,195 --> 00:13:42,780
Hop on my back, I'll take you.
261
00:13:48,036 --> 00:13:49,037
Get on.
262
00:13:53,624 --> 00:13:57,211
I don't care if you're dead,
we're showering together.
263
00:13:59,297 --> 00:14:01,215
That sounded so creepy.
264
00:14:09,057 --> 00:14:12,310
Okay, I know this is fulfilling
some fantasy of yours.
265
00:14:12,393 --> 00:14:14,896
Probably a random summer camp memory.
Not my business.
266
00:14:14,979 --> 00:14:16,689
But I'm cold.
267
00:14:17,106 --> 00:14:18,983
Definitely not getting any cleaner.
268
00:14:19,067 --> 00:14:20,777
I could wash your boobs.
269
00:14:22,236 --> 00:14:24,197
Sure, if you're on your way to my pits.
270
00:14:29,410 --> 00:14:30,244
Yeah.
271
00:14:31,871 --> 00:14:34,165
Mm. Hmm.
272
00:14:37,543 --> 00:14:39,504
All right, let's hit the pool.
273
00:14:40,421 --> 00:14:43,716
We just came from water.
There is more to life than being wet.
274
00:14:43,800 --> 00:14:46,094
You can't stay at a hotel
and not use the pool.
275
00:14:46,177 --> 00:14:47,345
It's like burning money.
276
00:14:47,428 --> 00:14:50,598
Well, unplug the smoke detector,
'cause I'mma light it up.
277
00:14:51,391 --> 00:14:52,225
Okay.
278
00:15:02,568 --> 00:15:04,320
I can feel you moving.
279
00:15:05,863 --> 00:15:06,697
I'm on a boat.
280
00:15:08,199 --> 00:15:09,409
Are you on a boat?
281
00:15:14,497 --> 00:15:15,665
I am now.
282
00:15:27,009 --> 00:15:27,969
Big Dipper.
283
00:15:28,928 --> 00:15:29,929
Little Dipper.
284
00:15:31,222 --> 00:15:32,473
Did you just see that?
285
00:15:35,309 --> 00:15:37,645
Is it possible
we're seeing the same thing?
286
00:15:39,856 --> 00:15:42,108
Try switching the space for me.
287
00:16:02,503 --> 00:16:04,589
- Do you see it?
- I see...
288
00:16:05,047 --> 00:16:07,800
walls, simple lines...
289
00:16:09,510 --> 00:16:10,511
What is this?
290
00:16:11,596 --> 00:16:14,182
This is Eames.
291
00:16:43,211 --> 00:16:45,546
- You changed your mind.
- Don't make fun of me.
292
00:16:46,130 --> 00:16:48,966
Only the survivors of the big one
were supposed to see these.
293
00:16:50,885 --> 00:16:53,596
Marco. Marco.
294
00:16:54,430 --> 00:16:55,515
Marco.
295
00:16:56,516 --> 00:16:57,558
Marco.
296
00:16:57,642 --> 00:17:00,144
Your girl made another $400.
297
00:17:00,436 --> 00:17:03,397
Minus shipping, minus service fees,
minus eBay dipping its beak.
298
00:17:03,481 --> 00:17:06,692
No work. Get in, so we can do that thing
299
00:17:06,776 --> 00:17:10,071
where the girl gets on the guy's shoulders
in the pool for some reason.
300
00:17:11,030 --> 00:17:13,449
Okay, but only if I can get in slow.
301
00:17:13,533 --> 00:17:14,575
Get in fast.
302
00:17:14,659 --> 00:17:16,577
Get in fast. Get in fast.
303
00:17:16,661 --> 00:17:18,246
- Ow, ow, ow!
- Ooh!
304
00:17:20,873 --> 00:17:21,874
Okay.
305
00:17:23,376 --> 00:17:24,210
Nice.
306
00:17:24,794 --> 00:17:26,254
Oh, goodness.
307
00:17:32,426 --> 00:17:33,594
Yo, lover boy.
308
00:17:34,637 --> 00:17:35,972
- Lover boy.
- Yeah?
309
00:17:36,764 --> 00:17:38,849
- I need a cab.
- Okay, just a minute.
310
00:17:40,017 --> 00:17:41,811
- Whoa, is this for real?
- It's cool.
311
00:17:41,894 --> 00:17:44,939
No, I will give you three reasons
why it's not cool, doctor.
312
00:17:45,523 --> 00:17:46,566
One, what?
313
00:17:46,649 --> 00:17:48,734
Two, there are plenty of people
who work here
314
00:17:48,818 --> 00:17:50,861
whose only job is to get cabs,
315
00:17:50,945 --> 00:17:52,947
and three, get it yourself,
Claritin D-bag.
316
00:17:55,283 --> 00:17:56,117
She's a lot.
317
00:17:57,994 --> 00:18:00,621
I know what you're really after.
You're gonna miss me.
318
00:18:01,122 --> 00:18:02,331
You needed a goodbye hug.
319
00:18:03,249 --> 00:18:04,458
Come on.
320
00:18:06,252 --> 00:18:07,545
Tucson is bygones, buddy.
321
00:18:18,973 --> 00:18:21,267
It only took two days to build that frame.
322
00:18:22,268 --> 00:18:24,228
How do you know all of this?
323
00:18:24,353 --> 00:18:27,815
Before business school,
I took classes in architectural drafting.
324
00:18:27,898 --> 00:18:31,193
I loved it.
We used these really great pencils.
325
00:18:31,986 --> 00:18:35,072
We'd put them
in these hand-cranked sharpeners.
326
00:18:38,826 --> 00:18:40,995
- It was great.
- I've never used a pencil.
327
00:18:42,204 --> 00:18:43,247
That's not true.
328
00:18:44,415 --> 00:18:47,209
Are you sure you didn't
wanna order any fries from here?
329
00:18:47,293 --> 00:18:49,670
They're so good.
None of that crinkle-cut bullshit.
330
00:18:49,754 --> 00:18:50,796
Nah, I'm not that hungry.
331
00:18:51,339 --> 00:18:53,382
All right, your burger will be out soon.
332
00:18:53,466 --> 00:18:56,052
I'm still checking to see
if we can make a quesadilla.
333
00:18:56,636 --> 00:18:58,846
I mean,
it's just cheese and flat bread, right?
334
00:19:01,682 --> 00:19:04,018
Found this purse the other day,
behind this blanket
335
00:19:04,101 --> 00:19:08,022
that I'm 99 percent sure a man died under,
but the beading on this thing was crazy.
336
00:19:08,105 --> 00:19:11,734
I mean, Bob Mackie meets,
I don't know, Jesus' orgasm.
337
00:19:12,276 --> 00:19:14,612
Old-school Gucci, you know?
So, definitely handmade
338
00:19:14,695 --> 00:19:16,947
- by some badass Italian broads.
- Yeah.
339
00:19:17,031 --> 00:19:19,909
You should see my apartment.
It is completely unrecognizable.
340
00:19:19,992 --> 00:19:22,453
Totally out of control. Fully packed.
341
00:19:23,204 --> 00:19:25,122
Things are just really blowing up for me.
342
00:19:40,471 --> 00:19:41,347
What's wrong?
343
00:19:42,348 --> 00:19:43,599
That burger sitting weird?
344
00:19:44,266 --> 00:19:45,101
Nothing's wrong.
345
00:19:46,227 --> 00:19:47,520
Yes, there is.
346
00:19:48,521 --> 00:19:49,605
So, just say it.
347
00:19:50,773 --> 00:19:51,899
Hey, I went swimming.
348
00:19:52,942 --> 00:19:54,402
In my undies.
349
00:19:56,654 --> 00:19:59,156
Would you stop pretending
to look for something? Shit.
350
00:19:59,240 --> 00:20:00,783
I'm looking for my ChapStick.
351
00:20:00,866 --> 00:20:03,703
Oh, what, was that the first thing
that popped into your head?
352
00:20:05,204 --> 00:20:06,247
Shane.
353
00:20:07,248 --> 00:20:10,334
It was the fries. I like to wait,
so I can eat them with my burger.
354
00:20:10,418 --> 00:20:12,461
- That's what you're pissy about?
- Yeah.
355
00:20:12,670 --> 00:20:13,754
Okay.
356
00:20:14,588 --> 00:20:16,090
Sorry I ate too many fries.
357
00:20:16,173 --> 00:20:18,676
They were my fries.
You said that you didn't want any.
358
00:20:18,759 --> 00:20:21,220
Then you took all of them
because that's what you do.
359
00:20:21,303 --> 00:20:23,597
Dude,
you're gonna have to learn how to share.
360
00:20:23,681 --> 00:20:26,392
You... You're totally missing the point.
361
00:20:26,976 --> 00:20:29,895
- Which is what?
- Which is that you do whatever you want.
362
00:20:29,979 --> 00:20:32,314
- It's selfish.
- Since when do I do whatever I want?
363
00:20:32,398 --> 00:20:33,733
Are you kidding me? Always.
364
00:20:33,816 --> 00:20:35,401
No one always does anything.
365
00:20:35,484 --> 00:20:37,903
Okay, today at the pool,
that shit you pull in front of Josh?
366
00:20:37,987 --> 00:20:40,239
Oh, you mean Dr. Josh?
367
00:20:40,322 --> 00:20:41,949
- Yeah.
- Dude, that guy is a tool.
368
00:20:42,032 --> 00:20:44,910
I would never let anyone speak to me
the way he speaks to you.
369
00:20:44,994 --> 00:20:46,996
- Yeah, well, I was doing my job.
- Really?
370
00:20:47,580 --> 00:20:49,790
You attacked me
when I was trying to do my job.
371
00:20:49,874 --> 00:20:50,708
I didn't attack...
372
00:20:50,791 --> 00:20:53,002
You attacked me
when I even glanced at my phone.
373
00:20:53,586 --> 00:20:55,421
Don't give me the "doing my job" thing.
374
00:20:55,504 --> 00:20:57,465
Can't you apologize for eating the fries?
375
00:20:58,048 --> 00:21:00,009
- They were just fucking fries!
- Lower your voice.
376
00:21:00,092 --> 00:21:03,554
- Don't tell me what to do.
- Because you do whatever you wanna do.
377
00:21:03,637 --> 00:21:06,974
Oh, I'm bored. Just call me a bitch
and get it over with.
378
00:21:07,057 --> 00:21:09,185
- I'm not gonna do that.
- Fine. I'll do it.
379
00:21:09,685 --> 00:21:11,937
I'm a bitch. I'm the devil.
380
00:21:12,021 --> 00:21:14,857
Mm... You're so perfect.
Sophia, she's a monster.
381
00:21:14,940 --> 00:21:16,525
Don't do that. Grow up.
382
00:21:17,193 --> 00:21:19,612
I am so sick of people telling me
I'm not a grown-up.
383
00:21:19,695 --> 00:21:22,406
I run a fucking business.
What is it that you do?
384
00:21:23,616 --> 00:21:24,825
This is insane.
385
00:21:42,218 --> 00:21:45,471
You get that I dropped everything,
just to come see you this weekend.
386
00:21:45,554 --> 00:21:47,348
Right? Just for you?
387
00:21:47,431 --> 00:21:48,265
Mm-hmm.
388
00:21:48,849 --> 00:21:51,227
For what?
To watch you get an adult man a cab?
389
00:21:52,561 --> 00:21:55,564
I'm a tour manager, Sophia.
I manage people.
390
00:21:55,940 --> 00:21:58,234
Client asked me to get him a cab,
I got him a cab,
391
00:21:58,317 --> 00:22:01,028
ensuring that he'd wanna work
with me again in the future.
392
00:22:01,111 --> 00:22:02,613
It's called professionalism.
393
00:22:02,696 --> 00:22:06,742
Yeah, well, I'd never put up with that.
And maybe that's why I'm doing so great.
394
00:22:06,826 --> 00:22:09,662
You would get so fired from my job,
395
00:22:09,745 --> 00:22:12,289
because it's not
for self-absorbed narcissists.
396
00:22:14,416 --> 00:22:15,751
I would never do your job.
397
00:22:17,127 --> 00:22:18,087
It's a joke.
398
00:22:18,629 --> 00:22:20,965
Fucking glorified errand boy.
399
00:22:23,175 --> 00:22:26,512
Well, thank you for a terrible end
to an otherwise great weekend.
400
00:22:27,846 --> 00:22:30,349
Do whatever the fuck you want
for the rest of the day.
401
00:22:39,191 --> 00:22:42,820
I'm feeling a lot of things right now.
402
00:22:44,572 --> 00:22:45,406
Like what?
403
00:22:47,533 --> 00:22:48,409
Things like...
404
00:22:50,286 --> 00:22:53,455
you're embarrassed of me,
because you think I'm flighty.
405
00:22:53,539 --> 00:22:54,707
You're not flighty.
406
00:22:55,291 --> 00:22:56,542
You're the fireworks.
407
00:22:56,959 --> 00:22:58,085
You're Pop Rocks.
408
00:22:58,752 --> 00:23:00,504
You're birthday cake,
every day of the week.
409
00:23:03,632 --> 00:23:04,466
Well...
410
00:23:06,051 --> 00:23:08,012
then why haven't I met your parents?
411
00:23:09,096 --> 00:23:11,223
We've been together a whole year,
412
00:23:11,307 --> 00:23:13,142
and they only live 20 minutes away.
413
00:23:14,101 --> 00:23:15,102
I MapQuested it.
414
00:23:15,978 --> 00:23:19,023
- There's a reason.
- Is it because you think I'm dumb?
415
00:23:20,316 --> 00:23:22,151
I still don't understand the difference
416
00:23:22,234 --> 00:23:24,320
between partly sunny and partly cloudy.
417
00:23:25,362 --> 00:23:27,698
Partly cloudy is at night,
when there's no sun.
418
00:23:28,824 --> 00:23:30,284
And you're not dumb.
419
00:23:31,285 --> 00:23:33,996
It took me a long time
to figure that cloudy thing out, too.
420
00:23:36,874 --> 00:23:38,876
Well, then what is it?
421
00:23:42,004 --> 00:23:42,838
Well...
422
00:23:45,466 --> 00:23:46,383
you're white.
423
00:23:47,426 --> 00:23:49,345
And my parents...
424
00:23:49,929 --> 00:23:52,222
It's gonna be this whole thing.
425
00:23:56,310 --> 00:24:00,356
And you don't wanna deal with it,
'cause you're not sure about me.
426
00:24:04,318 --> 00:24:06,153
You're the only thing that I'm sure of.
427
00:24:07,863 --> 00:24:10,824
I just don't wanna deal with it
because they're crazy.
428
00:24:11,909 --> 00:24:12,993
I'm serious.
429
00:24:13,535 --> 00:24:17,498
I mean, most black parents are cool
with stuff like that, but not my parents.
430
00:24:18,290 --> 00:24:21,168
I'll charm 'em. You'll see.
431
00:24:22,211 --> 00:24:23,379
I love you, Annie.
432
00:24:26,465 --> 00:24:27,633
I love you, too.
433
00:24:31,220 --> 00:24:33,389
Man,
you would've killed it as an architect.
434
00:24:34,223 --> 00:24:35,599
I'm not a very good drawer.
435
00:24:35,683 --> 00:24:36,934
Mm.
436
00:24:37,017 --> 00:24:38,852
See, I hold my pencils like this.
437
00:24:42,773 --> 00:24:44,525
- No.
- I really do.
438
00:24:57,287 --> 00:24:58,122
Sorry.
439
00:25:13,470 --> 00:25:15,764
You said some pretty mean things up there.
440
00:25:16,265 --> 00:25:17,099
I did.
441
00:25:19,143 --> 00:25:21,729
I get really mad
when people are right about me.
442
00:25:26,483 --> 00:25:29,486
Well, I said some pretty mean things
up there, too.
443
00:25:35,034 --> 00:25:38,412
Is the only reason we're together
because we've been apart for so long?
444
00:25:41,039 --> 00:25:41,874
I don't know.
445
00:25:44,918 --> 00:25:45,919
Do you wanna find out?
446
00:25:48,297 --> 00:25:49,339
Yeah.
447
00:25:59,349 --> 00:26:00,267
Come on, get in.
448
00:26:00,559 --> 00:26:01,393
No.
449
00:26:01,894 --> 00:26:04,062
- No, no, no, no!
- Come on.
450
00:26:04,146 --> 00:26:07,608
These granny panties are made
of one long old grandma waistband.
451
00:26:07,691 --> 00:26:10,319
They will not survive the... No!
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