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[woman]: I love weddings.

Really, I love
everything about them.

There's something magical about family and friends coming

together to watch two people
promise to love one another

forever. Oh!

Um, by the way, that's not me.
I'm over there.

That's me, Jessica Parks!

Like I said, "I love weddings."

I love them so much in fact
that all my friends

ask me to plan theirs. Turns out I'm pretty good at it.

[cheering]

All those precious moments,
you know, the ones,

where the bride playfully
and spontaneously smears

cake into the groom's face? Yeah, I planned it. The time,

the camera angle, the cake placement, everything.

OK, yeah, yeah.
OK, one second, please.

If it happens
during the wedding,

it's because I planned it
that way.

Hi! That went well!
♪ ♪

Hey, Michelle.
One vegan dish coming up.

Best wedding photographer
in the city.

Lucky to get him.

[camera clicking]

Mmm! Amazing cupcakes, Jess.

So glad you helped
organize Tina's wedding.

- You're such a good friend.
- Well, team effort.

Actually, not to sound
too immodest,

I kind of masterminded
this whole thing.

I can't imagine how beautiful
your wedding day will be.

[Jess chuckling]
Someday...

[inaudible talking]
That's Rob. He's my date.

I know it's a little early
in the relationship to be

inviting someone to a wedding, but we've really been jiving,

so I figured a wedding
can only bring us closer.

Right?

- Hey.
- Hey.

I think we need to split up.

I did not plan this.

- What?!
- Look, it's...

it's not you.
You are... you are great.

OK, well, if I'm so great,

why are you
splitting up with me?

I just feel like
we never really...

I don't know, jived.

Also, I ran
into my ex-girlfriend.

[sighing]
I, uh...

I think we're really
reconnecting, you know?

Yeah, so I think we gonna leave.

Oh, hi. OK. Thanks, Liam.

[sighing]

♪ ♪

Molly, looking strong
and ready; when's the due date?

- Four more weeks.
- Alright. Can't wait to meet

- the little guy. Or girl.
- Hey, Ted.

Thanks for hooking up my cousin
with a guest pass, man.

- Really appreciate it.
- Yeah. Well, I got some pull.

I am theTed of Ted's Gym.

Eesh.

Jess, are you OK?

Heeeee dumped me.

Yeah. Rob dumped me,

so that's good.

I'm sorry.
He seemed nice.

Yeah, he was.

- He was.
- Didn't see it coming?

- How...
- OK, OK, I'm sorry. I'm sorry.

Come on, we'll get you
cleaned up, OK?

"See it coming"...
♪ ♪

- Is that coffee?
- No, it's water.

You need to hydrate,
make you feel better.

Bleurgh! Thank you.

Mm-hmm. So...

you say he broke up
with you at the wedding?

No, no. He broke up with me
at the reception,

not at the service, which
I thought was very sweet of him.

Yeah, it's very sweet,

but I think he's a jerk,
and he doesn't deserve you

and you should forget about him.

Jess, you're...

kind and intelligent
and beautiful

and everything
that anybody could ever ask for.

Everyone except for Rob.

Forget Rob.

Somebody better
will come along, I promise.

You always took
such good care of me.

You still do.
[Jess chuckling]

We take care of each other.

It's what best friends
do, right?

Drink.

Speaking of,
I've been thinking a lot lately

about life

and love and friendship.

Jess...
I'm engaged.

- Wha... Uh, what?!
- I know, it's crazy.

- Who? What? Where?
- And sudden.

- I mean, congratulations!
- Thanks.

I didn't even know
you were dating. I mean,

usually, you tell me
you're dating.

I know. That's kind
of part of the thing.

I didn't want you to disapprove.

Disapprove?
Why would I disapprove?

- Do I know her?
- Hmm...

Is it one
of your ex-girlfriends?

Is it Amanda? Because I want you
to be happy, Ted,

- but not with Amanda.
- No, no, it's not Amanda.

Is it the one who made those
creepy porcelain doll things?

- What was her name?
- Terry.

- Terry?!
- No, it's not Terry.

OK, good. She was weird.

It's Kimberly Kentwood.

[slurping water]

[gasp]

Kimberly Kentwood...
the meanest girl

in high school,
Kimberly Kentwood? Wow, OK,

- I'd rather it'd be Scary Terry.
- OK, look, I know

what you're thinking, but
she's totally changed. Wouldn't

- even recognize her anymore.
- Oh, she looks different?

Well, no, she looks the same.
Actually, it's kind of weird.

Oh, thank goodness!
I mean, Kimberly Kentwood

still looks gorgeous. I'm...

Do you remember high school
when you were

"Big Ted" and her
and all of her friends made fun

- of you and me?
- Yeah, but everybody made fun

- of me for being Big Ted.
- Uh, not everyone.

She's amazing now, OK? She
just got out of a long-term

relationship, and it made
her think about her life

and it totally changed her.
I swear.

OK.

If you are telling me
that the Queen

of Mean has changed,

then, uh, I believe you.

Thank you.

There's one more thing.

You know, you really like
to plan weddings, right?

- And you're really good at it.
- Yes.

- And you're my best friend...
- Ah! Take that,

Kimberly Kentwood. Haha!

- So will you be my best woman?
- What?

Just like a best man,
but a woman.

Oh, I know what a best woman is.

OK, so...?

I would... I would...
I would love to. Yes.

- Amazing!
- Amazing!

I get to plan
my best friend's wedding.

To Kimberly Kentwood.

♪ ♪
[woman]: So what did you say?

He's my best friend;
of course I said yes.

Prttt! Tough break, Jess.
Single again.

- Check.
- Eating cupcakes for dinner.

- Check, check.
- And your incredibly hot and

successful best friend marrying
the high school mean girl.

Any more checks, I'm gonna
start sounding like a chicken.

Hey, why didn't you
ever date him?

- Ted?!
- Yes, Ted.

You're always talking about
how amazing he is, and imagine

- how cute your kids would be.
- OK, no.

- Enough. That's...
- Just sayin'.

Oh, and cupcakes for dinner?

Probably shouldn't make it
a habit. Know what I mean?

Oh, oh, yeah!

[sighing]
♪ ♪

And he broke up with you
right there at the wedding?

Well, technically,
it was at the reception,

- but yes.
- She said

at the reception.
Pay attention, Beatrice.

I am paying attention.

Well, then turn up
your hearing aid!

And, Jessica dear,
if he broke up with you,

- then he's a jerk.
- Not the only jerk around here.

Ladies!

I think the real issue here
is that her best friend

is engaged.
Isn't that right, Jess?

Yeah. I mean,

Ted is a great guy,
and I want him to be happy,

just not with Kimberly Kentwood.

- She sounds like a jerk too.
- OK, I don't know

if I support your flagrant use
of the word jerk

here, Doris, but...

yeah, she's... she's a jerk.
She was a jerk.

But as his best friend,
you're gonna support

his decision and help him plan
a great wedding, right?

Yes. Of course,
Mr. Mulligan.

You know what you should do?

Find someone that Ted hated

in high school and date him.

[laughing]: OK.

Well, thank you
for the suggestion,

Doris. Just for now,
let's just call that plan B.

The point is, Doris,
Jess likes Ted.

No. No, no, no.
No, no.

Haha! No, I don't... I don't...
I don't like Ted.

I mean not like that.
We're just... we're just

best friends.

I find this
all rather confusing.

I'm gonna grab a cookie
from the mess hall.

- Come on, Beatrice, let's...
- OK, OK. Watch...

watch your sugar levels, ladies.
Especially you, Doris!

- Sure you didn't want a cookie?
- Believe me,

I've had more than my share
of cookies in my time.

Hey...

The bad days make you
appreciate the good ones.

And just remember,
he's still your best friend

no matter who he marries.

Old people are so smart.

One of the benefits
of hanging around so long.

That and free cookies
in the mess hall.

[chuckling]

♪ ♪

Hey, Mom, it's me!
Not like a robber or anything.

Oh, sweetie! How are you?

- Hi! Good. You guys?
- Oh, we're so excited.

Little Teddy getting married,
I feel so old.

Oh, please! You guys act
like half your age!

Well, that's true.
Do you feel like

- a bite to eat?
- No. I'm just gonna

go in my old room
and wait for Ted

- and his fiancée to show up.
- Yes, yes,

fiancée. I hear you all went

to school together;
do you remember her?

Vaguely.

[sighing]

♪ ♪

Oh, Ted.

[sighing]

Oh, Jessica.

Ugh!

Hello. How are you?

[sighing]

[doorbell ringing]

Kimberly Kentwood
is in my house.

Well, this is
Jess' mother. Hahaha!

[Kim]: So nice to meet you.
♪ ♪

- Speaking of, where's Jess?
- She's upstairs.

[wondrous music]

Jess, darling, you're alright?

Way to go, Jess, you forgot
how to walk down the stairs?

Ted! Don't embarrass
your best woman.

Hi, Kim. How are you?

Jessica! We're old friends,
come here.

- Ohhh!
- "Old friends."

OK.

Well, um, congratulations!

Thank you! I never,
in a million years,

thought I would ever
get married, especially

- to such a gem as this one.
- He is a gem.

- You're too kind.
- No, we're not.

You are a great guy.
Back me up here, Jess.

What? Uh, Ted?

- Yeah. I mean, he's cool.
- Why,

thank you so much
for that ringing endorsement.

She's just being funny.
Come on, Jess, you know Ted

better than anyone here.

Yeah, I mean, Ted is everything

a girl could want in a partner.

Wow! Uh, haha! I mean...

if you're into the whole,
like, tall, handsome,

smart, funny kind of thing,

which I don't look for.
I'm not... I'm not...

I'm sorry, I'm not into it.
But if you are,

then that's good for you.

OK. Shall we get started?

- Yeah.
- Yeah.

OK.

♪ ♪
[birds singing]

So we're gonna put
the head table over here,

and we're gonna put the bar
in that corner,

and there's gonna be
a bunch of chicken fingers

for all of your guests
as a request of the groom.

What? I like
chicken fingers.

Yeah, he really likes
chicken fingers this guy.

You like it? I'll let you
win that one, buddy. You know

what I would love? It's stringed
lights from tree to tree.

- I was thinking the same thing.
- Oh! And could we get those

old-style lightbulbs? Ones where
you can see the filament inside,

- what are they called?
- [together]: Edison bulbs!

- Yeah, that's it! Neat!
- I love that

- we make such a great team!
- I love that the two

most important women in my life
are getting along so well.

Really? Two most important
women? I don't remember

seeing either of them
when I was spending

12 hours in labour with you.

Well, obviously,
I mean next to you, Mom.

- I'm sure you did.
- Hi, Mrs. Cooper. How are you?

Little Jessica!
It's been too long.

And here she is,
my daughter-in-law

- to be.
- Gale, nice to see you.

Speaking of women in my life,
have we told Grams

about the engagement party yet?

Oh yes. We just need
someone to pick her up.

- Oh, I can do that!
- You sure? I know you kind of

- got a lot on your plate.
- Oh, I love Grams!

Yeah, I can arrange
for someone to pick her up.

- OK, thanks.
- You guys about

done here? I want to show Kim
your childhood bedroom.

Whoa! Yes, please.

Yeah, we pretty much covered
everything, so...

Well, yeah, why don't you
take her up to see my room,

and I'm gonna go over
one more thing with Jess.

- Go over what?
- I'll show you, come on.

♪ ♪

You sure you want
to go up there?

You're kidding me? It was like
the most important place

in the world to me as a kid.

- OK.
- Let's go.

♪ ♪

I haven't been in here in years.

Bringing back so many memories.

Yeah. Me too.

You used to tell me not to
pay attention to those kids

who made fun of me
for being Big Ted.

Yeah, and you would
assure me that Billy Clark

would ask me out, which,
by the way, has never happened.

You deserve better than
the Billy Clarks of the world.

Who thought we'd be here
planning my wedding, huh?

I know.

To Kimberly Kentwood.

I know.

God, we must have been
in here a million times

trash talking her,
and I'm gonna marry her.

Do you remember that time when
her and her two bully friends...

Oh, what did we call them?
Um... the Gruesome Twosome!

Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I do.
I remember them.

Yeah, but things are different
now. You know, we're different.

I mean, I just can't figure out

how you kept it a secret
from me this whole time.

Wasn't easy.

I wanted to tell you...

just didn't know
how you'd react.

You're my best friend,
you're an amazing woman,

and you mean everything to me.

OK. Ted, you're gonna
make me cry, so...

I'm serious.

You're my best friend...

and I love you.

I don't mean like...
Not like

the same way I love Kim
obviously, but...

Obviously.

This is nice.
[Ted chuckling]

Mr. Mulligan, everything just
went to... in a handbasket.

- Engagement party planning?
- No. Planning was fine.

Is this Kimberly person
still a jerk?

No.

Ted was right, she's actually,
like, super nice now.

So what's the problem?

I think I might

like, like Ted.

- Thought you were just friends.
- Yeah. So did I.

- What happened?
- We started talking

about how we've been friends
since childhood, and I started

thinking about how amazing
he is and how much

- he means to me and...
- Jessica,

you can care about somebody
and admire them

without having
romantic feelings for them.

- Are you sure?
- Listen,

you're gonna be spending
a lot of time with Ted

planning the wedding.
You need to use

that time to figure out
your true feelings for him.

Oh!

Things will turn out.

Chin up.
[both laughing]

♪ ♪

Hey, Mrs. Cooper, did you
plug in the last of the lights?

- Plugged in, ready to go.
- Alright, Mr. Cooper,

turn 'em on.
♪ ♪

- Jessica Parks.
- It's me.

[laughing]

- You sure are good at this.
- Thank you, Gale.

Can't wait to see what you do
with your own wedding someday.

Yeah, someday.

- Jessica! Hi!
- Hi!

- Wow, looks incredible!
- Thanks, Kim.

And the lights, you found...

[together]: Edison bulbs!
[chuckling]

You remember Megan and Lauren?
We all went to school together.

Yeah. Megan and Lauren.

- How could I forget? It's good.
- Ladies.

- Hey!
- Ted!

- Hey.
- Hey.

- Hi.
- OK...

Jess, I can't remember
ever seeing this place

look so... magical.

- Magical?
- Yeah, magical.

- OK, we're using magical.
- Mm-hmm. Thank you.

Yeah, Jess.
Seriously, thank you.

- Hey, has anybody seen Grams?
- Grams? No,

but Jess was sending
someone to pick her up.

- You did send somebody, right?
- Yeah.

Um, I'm sure she'll be
here any minute then.

If you would, I can give her
a call, see what...

Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no!
I'm gonna call my guy.

I'm gonna... Once again.

Well, would anyone

- like to join me for a drink?
- Yes.

[phone ringing]
[Hello!]

Yes, Grams, I'm...
Totally my fault. I'm sorry.

- [It's okay.]
- How quickly can you be ready?

- [I'm ready!]
- OK, perfect. I'm gonna send

someone to your house
to pick you up in 20 minutes.

- [Oh, fine!]
- OK...

[clicking]

[phone ringing]
Hi! You've reached

Jess and Blair.
Leave a message at the beep.

Shoot!
[clicking]

[phone ringing]

Hey, it's me, um...

I need your help.

[violin and guitar music
playing]

[indistinct conversations]

- Hey.
- Hey!

Got everything
figured out with Grams?

Oh yeah, it was just
a mix-up with the driver.

- She'll be here in a minute.
- Great.

- I knew I could count on you.
- Oh, you know me, Trusty Jess.

You know, I think Kim was
kind of nervous about having

the engagement party
in my childhood's backyard,

- but it turned out really good.
- Oh, it's a great idea!

I mean, you have
so much history here.

We have so much history here.

I was going through old photos
of my parents to put together

one of those picture montages
for the reception.

Oh, that is a great idea!
People love that!

There were so many
of you and I. Like this one!

[both laughing]
Do you remember? My

12th birthday, so you and me
pretty much in this exact spot.

Wow! We were so cool!

Even back then.
[both chuckling]

- Huh...
- Thanks for showing me this.

Yeah.

It's good memories.

♪ ♪

[indistinct whispering]
You know,

the Edison bulbs were my idea.

[Lauren and Megan
whispering indistinctly]

And just what are you two
whispering about?

Nothing,
it's... nothing.

Guys... it's me,
what's up?

It's just that
Ted's great and all...

Yeah, and...?

But his little friend Jessica...

- Yeah, they were best friends.
- Well, just

make sure that she doesn't
think that it's more

than that.

[inaudible conversations]
♪ ♪

We're just trying
to watch your back,

that's all.

♪ ♪

[cell phone chiming]

Um, I have to take this,
but you enjoy

- the rest of your party.
- Yeah.

- Whoo! Hahaha!
- Hahaha! Oh! Oh! OK.

[woman laughing]

- Oh, Patrick!
- Perfect! Perfect!

Patrick!

[Grams guffawing]
One grandmother delivered.

Grams, are you OK back there?

Are you kidding me?

Most fun I've had in years.
[laughing]

Oh!

Give me a hug. Ohhh!

So nice to see you!

OK, everyone's in the back.
Go on in and I'll meet up

with you in a minute.
Maybe sooner.

Mr. Mulligan! On your scooter,
what are you thinking?!

Well, it was either this
or try to steal the bus

- from the retirement home.
- OK, she's safe, she's here,

- that's all that matters.
- So what happened?

How did you forget
the grandmother?

You know, I'm just...
Simple mistake.

Jess I know doesn't usually
mess up when she's planning

- a wedding.
- OK, well, don't read too much

into it. But thank you and I'm
gonna find a safer ride home

- for her.
- Well, if you can't,

give me a call.

♪ ♪

So I'll show them
the garden first where people

usually set up the tents.

Yeah, we should be there
shortly. I'm just waiting

for my bride and groom.

Gotta go.

- Hi!
- Hi!

- Where's Ted?
- He's running a little late,

he'll meet us here.

- OK. Alright.
- It will give us a chance

to get to know each other
a little more.

Lead the way.

So we're gonna put the chairs
on the left and right

for the bride's and groom's
parties, and that creates

an aisle down the middle.
And the service will be here,

which obviously gives you
a beautiful backdrop

- for your wedding photos.
- Jess, this is beautiful.

You know, when I was
a little girl, I used to always

dreamed of having my wedding
at the St. Joseph's Castle

- in midtown.
- Mm-hmm. Yeah, I think

- we all had that dream.
- But I guess, apparently,

they haven't had weddings
there in years.

I tried, it's like
virtually impossible.

Well, this is
a great second choice.

Haha! Yeah.

So...

you and Ted...

why didn't you guys

ever hook up?

Oh, we're just...
It's not like that between us.

Never? I don't know,
I'm just asking because

it just seems like the two
of you would be a perfect fit

- for one another.
- Yeah. Well, people ask us

that all the time, but we just
don't feel that way about each

other, but, um... No, like,
Ted is obviously amazing,

and I have a serious lack
of amazing guys in my life, so...

[cell phone ringing]
I'm sorry, Jess. It's my ex.

I have to take this, excuse me.

What?

I told you, I can't talk
about this right now.

I'm not having
this conversation.

- Everything OK?
- No.

My ex is making my life
living ...right now.

OK, well, if you want to take
a break and stop the tour...

No. It's fine, Jess,
but I really need you

to be honest
with me, OK? Please.

Look, there's Ted!
♪ ♪

Quick, before he gets here,
I need to know.

- Do you have feelings for Ted?
- No, no, I don't.

- I don't have feelings. Hi, Ted.
- Hey!

- Hi!
- Hi. Sorry, I'm late.

- And look at this place.
- I know, isn't it great?

- Yeah.
- Perfect.

OK, um... let's go this way,

and I'll show you
where we're gonna put

- the dinner tent.
- Great.

- Yeah.
- Thank you, Jessica.

Alright. OK.

[inaudible talking]
♪ ♪

♪ ♪

[inaudible talking]

[inaudible conversation]

I lied to her. I looked her
right in the eyes, and

- I straight up lied to her.
- Slow down!

We still have a little time
before the wedding,

- right?
- Yeah.

Your feelings
could all be very innocent.

I have feelings for an engaged
man, that's not very innocent.

No, you think you have
feelings for an engaged man.

- I... But...
- Jessica,

someone you've known
your entire life,

someone very special to you
is getting married.

- And that's the problem.
- No, that's the cause

- of your feelings.
- What?

Things in your life
have been very turbulent lately.

A relationship you saw
going forward ended

forcing you to look backwards.

That could easily create
a confusing situation

for anyone.

My life has been very...
How did you put it?

- Turbulent.
- Turbulent.

It would explain
why you've been distracted

and forgot to arrange
a ride for Ted's grandmother.

Well, don't worry
because from now on,

I'm just gonna be like,

laser focus and...
Oh! Shoot.

You've made another mistake,
haven't you?

Don't worry.

This one I can fix.

[honking]

- Hi, guys!
- [Ted]: Hey, Jess!

- What's this?
- Cool, right?

Yeah. When you said you got a
surprise for the wedding party,

not exactly what I pictured.

- Seriously, what's going on?
- OK, the bus rental company

messed up the reservation.
But it's cool, I borrowed

this bus from work.
All aboard!

OK.

Hey, can you get this
to the wedding venue by Tuesday?

They need it by Tuesday
or we're gonna lose the place.

- Yeah, I'll take care of it.
- Thank you.

So, Jess, where are we going?

Don't worry,
you're gonna love it.

Alright.

Okeydoke!

OK, here we go!
♪ ♪

Are you sure about this?

Absolutely.
It's gonna be a blast.

Yeah, totally!

Alright, you've all been told
the rules, and everyone knows

how to play this game.
It's the bride's party...

...versus the groom's!

Happy hunting, everyone.
[cheering]

[rock music]

♪ ♪

♪ ♪

♪ ♪

Guys!

[laughing]

Ooh! You seem

- to be enjoying yourself.
- Well, yeah.

I always wanted to do this.
How did you know?

Uh, I am your best woman,

it's my job to know
these things.

You know what
this reminds me of?

You remember your 10th birthday

with the water-balloon fight?

Hey, that wasn't a fight;
that was a full-out

water-balloon war.
[both chuckling]

Who knew Ted's old nerd
friends from high school would

- be such good shots at paintball?
- They're probably

working out some residual anger
they hold again us for

- how we treated them back then.
- Especially you, Lauren.

Hey!

Well, come on, guys,
we were pretty mean back then.

- I'm just glad we grew up.
- Some more than others.

- Hey, I am nice... sometimes.
- Yeah,

you're just a regular saint.

I'm gonna go take a look
and see if the coast is clear.

Coast is not clear!
Definitely not clear!

[laughing]:
Those nerds really hate you.

Speaking of nerds
from high school,

have you been keeping an eye
on that best woman of yours?

Yeah. We talked the other day.
Her and Ted are just friends.

She doesn't have
feelings for him.

You're so sure about that?
They look pretty chummy

- over there.
- What?

♪ ♪

[Jess talking indistinctly]
It was fun.

I loved that party!
It was like my favourite one.

[Jess]: You ate my whole cake.
I had no more cake!

No! That's what we did.
I mean, it's what I did.

I was hungry, it was good cake.

No, Brian, that is not what
we decided to do with the house.

What does she have
to do with this?

Brian, why are you
being like this?

Brian? Brian!

Hey, Kim.
Is everything OK?

No. My ex just continues
to make my life

as difficult as he can.

Sorry. Is there
anything I can do to help?

No, Jessica, there's nothing
you can do. You know what?

Actually, there is
something you can do.

Maybe try not being in love
with my fiancé.

Kim, I told you,
Ted and I are just friends...

I know that's what you said,
but you lied, OK?

It is so obvious to me
that you have feelings for him.

- No, I-I don't have feelings.
- I see the way you look at him.

- Just now...
- Hey, hey, whoa,

whoa. What is
going on here?

Would you like to tell him,
Jessica, or should I?

Tell him what?

Your best woman over here
has feelings for you.

- What is she talking about?
- It's not true.

It is true.

I see the way she looks at you.

- Jess?
- Ugh!

OK, look, Ted.

You and I have been best friends
for like forever.

OK? And this is just
an emotional time

for everyone, alright?

My best friend
is getting married, OK?

To an amazing woman!

Yeah, you were mean
in high school, OK,

but Ted is right: you've become
an incredible person.

Where does that leave me? I know
I'm going to see less of you.

- Jess...
- Look, it's fine, OK?

I've been thinking about it,
and, look, I am

happy for you, OK?
I really am.

But everything is changing,
and I just...

I just thought we never would.

[Jess sighing]

Kim, I do not

have feelings for Ted, OK?

We are just best friends,

and I really, really don't want

to lose my best friend.

Jess, I'm getting married,
I'm not going anywhere.

And, Kim, I've known Jess
our whole life, and we never had

feelings like that ever.
And if she did, I would know.

Yeah. I mean,

I've seen your fiancé.
He's, like, kind of homely.

- Not into it.
- Hahaha!

I'm sorry, you guys.
It's just

crazy wedding emotions, I guess.

It's all good.
You know,

weddings can be,
um... turbulent.

You go back inside,
take your anger out

- with little balls of paint.
- OK.

♪ ♪

♪ ♪

This peanut butter
tastes strange.

It's almond butter.

Almonds?!
Why almonds?

- Why not peanuts?
- Less fat.

Actually, it's not bad.

So, what grand realization
did you come to?

What makes you think
I came up with some sort

- of grand realization?
- Well, let's see.

You're here on your day off,
it's early even for you,

and you're wearing
sweat pants and a hoodie.

It's complicated.

How so? Either you realized

you liked Ted or you realized
you don't like him.

- It's one or the other.
- No. It's worse than that.

I realize that there's something
we haven't been considering

- this entire time.
- What's that?

Doesn't matter if I like Ted
or if I don't like Ted,

'cause yesterday I realized
that I do like Ted.

I mean, like, like him.

- Great!
- No.

[Jess sighing]
Yesterday, I also realized

that Ted doesn't like, like me.

- Ohhh...
- Yeah.

You're right.

Never thought of that.
Which is strange

'cause I usually think
of everything.

I must be getting old.

I think I like
peanut butter better.

- Mouth is dry.
- Hahaha!

[insects chirping]

[sad piano music]

So, we've progressed
from cupcakes

to popcorn for dinner.

Well, at least
those were vegetables, once.

Ted's coming over.
We're watching scary movies.

Jess and Ted's
scary movie night,

- classic!
- Yeah.

Do you think you're gonna be
able to keep the tradition alive

- after he's married?
- Uhhh, I'm not sure.

I mean, would you want
your husband hanging around

with some other woman
watching movies?

Probably not.

You know, it's strange.

I always thought
Ted liked, liked you.

Haha! Really?

Yeah. Just a vibe
I've always had.

Oh, well!

[eerie music]

[slashing sounds]

- What?
- What?

What? No, do I have
stuff on my face?

No, it's nothing.

[He turns off the TV sound.]
Hey, you, uh...

- you like Kim, right?
- Yeah. She's awesome.

She let you come to movie night
with me, right, so...

"Let"? It's not like I need
permission to hang out with you.

Besides, she's happier with me
hanging out here with you

than if I was having
a bachelor party, right?

- Yeah, that's smart.
- So we went out the other day,

- and Kim got me coffee.
- OK!

Yeah, but she got me coffee
with a lot of cream and sugar...

Ohhh... no,
but you take it black.

- I know, I know.
- Well, you used to take it

with a bunch of cream and sugar,
and then you switched

from two creams and two sugars
to two milks and two sweeteners

because in college
you thought that was healthier.

And now you straight up
copied me, and you get

- black coffee now.
- See? You know.

Yeah, I don't think it matters

if she knows
your coffee order, right?

What I mean,

shouldn't two people
who are getting married

know each other the way
you and I know each other?

I... I don't...
I don't think

it matters how long
you've known each other, right?

I think what matters
is the amount of time

you're gonna spend
getting to know each other.

And I have a huge advantage.
I mean, I've had

a lot of time to get
to know Ted Cooper.

And Kim is just getting started.

You're right.
You're right as usual,

but we gotta wrap this up.
I gotta go do a work thing.

No, no, no. We're gonna go
hang out with the guys.

No, gotta do a work thing. It
just came up, got a big project

- for a big client I gotta finish.
- We were gonna be up all night!

That's very true.
Probably 'til the morning.

Well, why did you come
to movie night?

Well, it's scary movie night,
I love scary movie night.

Yeah, but we could be out with
the gang right now, you know?

Yeah. Alright.

I'd take hanging out
with you over anyone.

Yeah. Me too.

[Ted chuckling]

Hey, guys!

Hey! Ha!

Uh... scary movie night.

- OK.
- Yeah, so I gotta run...

- Oh, don't let me interrupt.
- Oh no, you're not

interrupting anything. He has
to go do a work thing. He has

- a presentation in the morning.
- Mm-hmm.

Well then, I guess
you need to get going.

Uh, yeah. So, uh...

Uh, wanna stay, can't.

Uh, tell the brains I said hi,
and I will make it up to them.

Sure!

♪ ♪

OK, what the heck was that?

What? Why, why?

I told you:
"He like, likes you."

Good luck dealing with that.

I'm gonna be in my room.

[Jess' friends laughing]

And there was that kid
that dressed as Marilyn Monroe

- senior year of Halloween dance.
- Ah! Ah!

And he tripped on the bleachers
and bounced like three feet up

in the air and landed with
the dress on his face.

Yeah!
[laughing]

- What was the kid's name again?
- I can't remember.

- Jess would know.
- Jess?

Jess?

- What?
- What was the name of the guy,

senior year dressed as Marilyn
Monroe for the Halloween dance?

Oh, um...

- Ben something.
- Oh, that's right.

- Ben Scott!
- Ben Scott! I love that guy!

[man chuckling]
Jess...

♪ ♪
...are you OK?

- Me?
- Yeah. You seem

- a little distracted.
- Oh, um,

it's just a bunch of wedding
planning stuff on my mind.

Well, we heard that
you and Kim had a fight

in the parking lot.
♪ ♪

It wasn't a fight.
It was nothing, really.

Was Kimberly Kentwood,
the Queen of Mean,

- being her old self again?
- No!

- Kim is... legitimately nice now.
- Prff!

- Oh, sure she is.
- It's probably

- all an act.
- No, guys,

she's changed.

A tiger never changes
its stripes.

Yeah. If she's so nice,
then why were you two arguing?

Kim thinks...

She thinks I have
feelings for Ted.

Yeah, and...?

Well, she's gonna marry the guy,

and she doesn't want
the best woman crushing

- on her fiancé.
- You know,

we all thought
that you two would get married.

- What?!
- Oh yeah. I think

the whole school felt that way.
You guys were like always

together - before class,
lunch, after class -

like always.
- And you guys had

- that special connection.
- We're just friends.

- Now he's marrying that jerk!
- She is nice now!

- I'm telling you.
- A tiger never changes

its stripes.

♪ ♪

I can't believe
your wedding is so close.

You can't believe it?
I'm the one who's

- walking down the aisle.
- I remember we used

to hang around and imagined
who we'd get married to.

I remember.

Famous actors, rich athletes,

- a prince from a foreign land.
- Big Ted...

Hey!

OK, fine. Maybe Ted wasn't
the coolest kid in school.

- You could say that again.
- But people grow. They evolve,

they change.

Maybe you two could,
I don't know, be happy

that Ted grew up
to be my real-life prince.

Kimberly Kentwood.

- Melinda!
- [together]: Mwah! Mwah!

So, how did it turn out?

Exquisite. Probably
some of my best work.

- Yeah?
- You excited to try it on?

- So excited!
- Come on.

[high-pitched]: Oh!

Oh, she's coming. Come here.

[both gasping]

- So?
- [gasping]: Kimberly!

Oh my!

What do you think?

Kim, you look beautiful.

- Stunning!
- Really? Thanks, guys.

♪ ♪
Megan,

- are you gonna cry?
- Oh,

it's nothing.
I'm just so happy for you.

- Awww...
- We both are.

Ted is such a great guy,
everyone likes him.

Yeah. It's no wonder that he's
getting married and we aren't.

Oh, sweetie, there's someone
out there for everyone.

So, Lauren and I
were talking and...

And...?

And we're super happy

- for you, Kim.
- Super happy.

OK, what's up?

I know you two. I know
when something's on your mind.

We've just always wanted
what's best for you.

We feel protective of you.
All through high school,

you made sure that we were
treated like royalty,

Yeah. You guys, I love you.
You're like my family.

And as your family,

we just want to make sure
that you are absolutely ready

- for this next step.
- We've been over this.

I'm ready.
I'm absolutely ready.

[sighing]
We're just asking

because it's so sudden,
and you two are so different.

- So different.
- Lauren and I always thought

you and Mark were perfect

for each other.

Are you sure you're over him,
and this isn't just a rebound?

Guys, Ted is...

everything a girl
could ever want.

But is he everything you want?

Mark understood
Kimberly Kentwood

like most other people don't.

You guys used to talk for hours.

Yeah. And what do
you and Ted talk about?

I don't know... stuff.

- The wedding.
- But what about

- after the wedding?
- Guys, Ted is amazing.

Okay? He's... unselfish,

and funny and warm.

He is, but why don't you

give Mark a call just to make
sure that nothing's still there.

And if you talk to him

and you still feel
that Ted is the one,

then we will be
at your wedding all smiles.

Genuine smiles.
♪ ♪

No. No, absolutely not.

What do you have to lose?

♪ ♪

[birds singing]

[door creaking]

Hello? Ted?

Ted? Are you there?

I'm just dropping off your tux.

Kim? Are you here?

Ted?

[woman talking indistinctly]

[Kim]: I know Ted's
an amazing guy, but I just...

I don't know sometimes,
you know?

I don't know,
my friends keep telling me

that it's just cold feet,
but what if it's not?

What if I'm not supposed
to marry Ted?

I know. I just...

[sighing]
I just needed someone

to talk to, and you know me
better than anyone.

I know.

And I love you too.

[cell phone ringing loudly]

Hey, can I call you back?

- Oh!
- Jessica?!

What are you doing here?

"A tiger never changes
its stripes."

What?!

OK, I don't know
what you think you heard,

but it's not
what it sounded like.

I heard everything!

You're gonna break up with Ted,
and you're gonna run back

- to your ex!
- [laughing]: OK.

Jess, that is not it at all.

Hon, I'm home!

Hey, I see Jess' car,
is she here?

- I have to tell Ted.
- What? No!

Jessica! Jess, wait!

- Ted!
- Jess, hey. Hi.

- What are you doing here?
- I came to drop off your tux.

- OK. Thanks.
- No, Ted,

when I got here,
I heard a noise,

so I went upstairs
to your bedroom.

OK, Jess, what's going on?

She's gonna call off
the wedding.

Wait, she's gonna...?! Kim?

[Kim sighing]
It's not true, Ted.

She doesn't know
what she's talking about.

You're a liar. I heard you
on your phone with your ex.

You were questioning
the relationship.

I heard you tell your ex
you love him.

OK, Kim, what's going on?
Do you not want to get married?

Of course I want to get married.

I'm just...

I've been having
some pre-wedding jitters.

You know, cold feet.

But that's it, right?
Just... just cold feet?

Yes.

I got cold feet too.
Getting married is scary.

- You have to talk to me.
- Yeah.

- Not your ex, who you love.
- But you hate

your ex.
Of course I hate my ex!

Like I tried telling Jessica
after I caught her

eavesdropping, I wasn't
on the phone with my ex.

I was on the phone with my dad.

You were talking to your dad?

Yes, Ted.
You have Jessica, OK?

I've always called my dad
when I need someone to talk to.

OK, this is sounding
very convenient.

Here. Look at my phone.
See who the last person

I called was.

- Yeah, your dad's number.
- Thank you.

Jess, what...

I'm so sorry.

Ted, I have told you

that she has
feelings for you, OK?

She's trying
to break up this wedding.

- I should go.
- Mm-hmm.

- I'm gonna go.
- Jess... Jessica...

is that what I think it is?

That's the... Jess, that's
the deposit! I told you

they needed it by Tuesday or
we're gonna lose the location!

Wait a second. Are you
telling me that we don't have

- a wedding venue right now?
- I...

- I can fix it. Okay?
- We're getting married

this weekend, and we don't
have a wedding venue.

[sniffling]

Yeah, Jess, I think
you need to go.

And, uh...

[sighing]

...maybe you shouldn't be
at the wedding either.

Wherever it may be
at this point.

Honey, that might be
a bit much, huh?

Really, you think so?

I wouldn't want
to ruin your special day.

♪ ♪

Wow!

- I know.
- I mean...

I know, I just screwed
things up so badly.

I'm usually
a pretty positive guy, but...

Oh, I know, I know.
I-I-I totally messed up,

and he's my best friend.

[sighing]: What do I do?

I think you're gonna have
to figure this one out

on your own.

Yeah.

I do know this.

A life is not defined
by a single mistake or action.

It's a culmination
of all thoughts

and all actions.

So too is a relationship.

[sigh of relief]

You're right. You're...

I know what I'm gonna do.

Thank you! Thank you,
you wise, wise old man! Haha!

Haha! Hmm...

you're my ride.

I should have listened to you.
You guys were right

about Jessica, I never
should have trusted her.

- Well, what happened?
- Ted gave her the deposit

for our wedding venue,
and she never passed it along.

She completely sabotaged
our entire wedding!

I'm telling you,
she never wanted it to happen.

- We told you, Kim.
- I guess I just...

thought that we'd all moved on.

[phone ringing]

Hi, Cam! It's Jess Parks.

Oh, you remember me, cool.
Um, I'm good, thanks.

Remember your wedding
when you said

if I never need a favour
or anything to just,

you know, give you a call?
Well, uh...

ring-ring.

Hi.

Hi, Annie.
It's Jessica Parks.

Yeah, uh, remember
that favour you owe me?

Yeah. Well, um...

♪ ♪

Hey, Patrick! It's Jessica.

Yeah. I need a favour.

OK, so remember, shoulders back,

spine straight, go forward.

Good, good. Front foot
a little bit more.

[phone ringing]
Perfect. Perfect.

Just one second.

Grams?

Oh! Theodore, it's Grams.

I hope I'm not bothering you.

No, no. Of course not. What's
going on? Is everything OK?

Well... this might
sound silly,

but I know you're getting
married tomorrow.

Can you meet me in an hour?

I have something for you.

Yeah. Yeah, yeah, I can
do that. Just tell me where.

♪ ♪

[cell phone ringing]

Hello?

Ooh, Kimberly darling,

it's Ted's grandmother.

Oh, Grams!
So nice to hear from you.

Is everything OK?

Oh, yes, darling. I'm fine.

There something
I'd like you to do for me.

♪ ♪

♪ ♪

Kim? Hey,

what are you doing here?

What? Grams called me.

She told me that you wanted
to meet me here.

Strange.
Grams called me

and said she wanted
to meet me here.

- What? What's going on?
- I don't know.

Sorry for the white lies,

but we needed to make sure
you'd both come.

Uh, Grams, why are we here?

Are you Ted Cooper
of the Cooper-Kentwood wedding?

Yeah. Who are you?

I'm with St. Joseph's Castle.

Somebody called my boss.
Well, they called

my boss' boss' boss

actually and pulled
a few strings.

Uh, I'm sorry.
"A few strings"?

We don't usually
do this anymore,

but here is a special permit
to hold a wedding here

- tomorrow.
- Here?

- Yeah.
- We can have our wedding here?

- We can have our wedding here?
- Just sign here.

- What?!
- Deposit's been paid.

- Thank you.
- The place is all yours

10 a.m. to midnight.
I hope that's enough time.

Yes! Yes, of course
it's enough time!

Like I said
to the lady on the phone,

you're responsible
for your own setup, so tables,

- chairs, whatnot.
- OK, yeah.

Thank you.

Ted, I told Jess it was my
dream to have our wedding here.

I can't believe
she pulled this off.

Apparently, over
the last couple of years helping

so many people
to plan their weddings,

she's earned a few favours
that she called in.

You guys call all your guests
to give them the new location.

Jess called in a few
more favours, we're gonna have

this place set up and looking
beautiful first thing

- in the morning.
- Ted! I'm so happy!

- I'm gonna go look around.
- OK.

She's quite a girl.

Yeah. Yeah, she is.

I was talking about Jess.

♪ ♪

[bus door closing]

Morning, everyone!

Thank you all for coming. I know
Jess really appreciates it.

Listen, we only have
a few hours to get this place

ready for a wedding,
so... let's get at it.

♪ ♪

[grunting]
There we go!

- Are you trying to be undercover?
- I want everything

to be perfect, but I don't want
Ted or Kim to know I'm here.

I'm sure they forgive you.
♪ ♪

Here's your walkie.

Let's do this.

♪ ♪

That's good, girls.
That's good.

Yeah, that's perfect.
Thanks, guys, thanks.

Patrick?

♪ ♪
Yeah?

Yeah. Make sure you put
one of those centrepieces

on every single table. Those are
Kim's favourite flowers.

You got it.

OK. Move...
move the gift table.

[It's too close
to the head table.]

[Copy that!]

Patrick!

- Yeah?
- [Please check on Doris, ]

[I think she's plucking
the flowers again.]

Doris, don't pluck
the flowers. Don't pluck.

Put the flowers on the table.
They're going there.

♪ ♪

[walkie-talkie static feedback]

Did you guys hear something?

- No.
- No.

Huh... I guess
it was nothing.

[sighing]

The cake!
♪ ♪

Haha! It's perfect.

Cake's coming.

The cake looks beautiful.

It was close.

[birds singing]

[gasping]
Shh! How's everything going?

Oh, everything's great, it's
gonna be beautiful, but listen,

- we have a major issue.
- Quick! Quick!

- What's with the shoving?
- Sorry, sorry, I freaked out!

You could have pushed
my hip right out of place!

- Shoot, Kim's coming over here.
- Listen, there's something

- I need to tell you.
- Shhh...

Uncle Jack!
So nice of you to call.

I know. I'm so sorry you
and Aunt Pearl couldn't make it.

- That was fun.
- Yeah, real riot.

- Listen, we have a problem.
- Oh no! Doris hitting

on the caterer again?
No. Well, maybe.

Oh, that is so sweet
of you to say, Uncle Jack.

Listen, I promise

Ted and I will make our way
overseas as soon as we can, OK?

OK. Love you too.

- That was close.
- Listen, you have to

- listen to me. We have a problem.
- OK, what?!

- No one has seen Ted.
- No one's seen Ted?

No one's seen Ted?!
This is heavy.

♪ ♪

Jessica!

Mrs. Cooper!

Jessica, thank goodness
you're here.

- You can't find Ted?
- We've looked

everywhere. He's not
at his house, his gym, anywhere.

And you tried calling
his cell obviously.

Straight to voicemail.
[Jess sighing]

Jessica, I know you two

had a fight, but you know him
better than anyone;

do you have any idea
where he might be?

I think I might know a place.

OK, I'm gonna go there now,
and you try to stall the wedding

ceremony, and I'll bring him
here as soon as possible.

- Please, Jessica, hurry.
- I'm on it.

I think I might know
where Ted is. Do you have

- the keys to the van?
- No, but I have

something I think might help.

♪ ♪

♪ ♪

♪ ♪

Ted, fancy seeing you here.

- You're still mad at me?
- No.

Yay. Points for Jess.

No. No points
for Jess.

Yeah, you got Kim
her dream wedding venue,

but you messed up,
like, everything else.

- I didn't mean to.
- I know.

You accused her
of cheating on me and wanting

to get back with her ex
the week of our wedding.

Yeah. Definitely no points
for that one.

I was just living in the past.

Our past. I mean, I-I...

I was convinced
that Kim was just gonna be

that same mean queen
from high school,

you know.

It's not who she is anymore.

You have to let people
change sometimes...

and become the better versions
of themselves, and I...

...I didn't let
Kim do that.

I just kept jumping
to conclusions.

Yeah. You weren't
the only one.

What do you mean?

This wedding,

we just rushed into it.

Wha... Sometimes,

- people fall in love quickly.
- Yeah...

Look, I love the idea
of marrying Kim, you know?

I mean, I was stuck
in the past too.

I still thought
of myself as Big Ted.

I thought that the prom queen
wanted to date me,

- marry me. Just...
- Look, you haven't been

Big Ted in years.

And even when you were,

you were like...
the best guy in high school.

I mean, why do you think
I stuck around for so long?

And whether you're Big Ted

or, you know,
Hunky Successful Ted...

...you are still Ted.

You are an amazing,

funny, smart guy,

who's like, you know, a little
scared of horror movies.

[both chuckling]

You've always been
my best friend,

and the thought
that you weren't gonna be

at my wedding just killed me.

Me too.

I'm here now.

And there's still time
to talk to Kim

and get everything figured out
before you guys get married.

That's the thing.

I'm not sure that Kim is
the one that I'm meant to marry.

I don't know, Jess.

What do you think,
should I marry Kim?

This is just

way too big for me
to make for you.

You know what?

My house, Kim said
that you had feelings for me.

Is that true?

Do you love me?

[sighing]

Ted...

I do love you.

But as friends, as best friends.

Go marry the prom queen.

♪ ♪

And, um...

as your best woman,
it is my duty

to inform you that you have

an amazing woman
waiting for you,

and, you know, what I hear is,

a beautifully decorated
wedding venue

that has singlehandedly used up
my life accumulation of favours.

[both chuckling]
It's my job to get you there,

you know, no matter what.

♪ ♪

- Let's go!
- OK.

Yeah, I'm getting there.
I'm getting it on.

- Alright, you're ready?
- Yeah.

♪ ♪

♪ ♪

[Ted chuckling]
OK.

OK, wait! Close your eyes,

it's bad luck to see the bride
before the ceremony.

♪ ♪

Um...

What? Umm...

Kim!

Ted.

Don't worry, they're closed.

Uh, no, it's OK, Ted.
I think you can open your eyes.

I knew you'd be with her.

No, Kim, it's not
like that, I swear...

No. I didn't
mean it like that.

I just meant that if
anybody could find Ted

when nobody else could,
it would be you, Jess.

I am so sorry that I'm late.

No, Ted, it's actually
a good thing.

While I was here

waiting for you,
it gave me some time to think,

and everybody here
needs to be honest

with each other and themselves.

What do you mean?

Ted, we rushed
into this. And yes,

I really do love you, but, uh...

I'm just not so sure
that I am inlove with you.

And I'm not totally sure

that you're in love
with me either.

So... so we date
a little bit longer.

- We could push the wedding...
- Ted,

I've watched you two over
these past couple of weeks while

we were putting the wedding
together, and the truth is...

I want what you guys have.

I'm not trying to hurt you, Ted.
I'm just trying

to be honest with you.
And I guess

maybe for the first time,

honest with myself.

I was really mean
in high school.

Marrying Big Ted,

that would prove that I am not
that mean girl anymore.

But I don't know,
maybe that's not the best

foundation on which
to build a marriage.

Do you understand?

♪ ♪
Prom queen

and Big Ted, who would
have thunk it, huh? Haha!

Guess if I'm being honest,

I know you're right.

Yeah.

And I think it's time

for the two of you
to be honest with each other,

OK? I've seen

you two together, and there's
way more here than just friends.

I'm sorry, Jess,
for being mean to you.

Not just at paintball
or in Ted's house,

but for all the times
I've ever been mean.

♪ ♪
Thank you.

Regret is a really
horrible thing,

so can you just figure
this thing out

between you two already?

[Kim sighing]

♪ ♪

[indistinct talking]

Ted!

Where have you been?

And Kim, is she leaving?

Yeah. Yeah, Mom,

there's no wedding today.

Baby, are you OK?

What happened?

Yeah, actually.

Kim just wasn't...

isn't the right person for me.

Well, it's better you figure

that out now
and not years down the road.

Thank you for finding

our Teddy bear again.

Hmm.

- "Teddy bear"?
- Don't.

- Is that like new or...?
- Don't. No.

- Why didn't I know about this?
- No. No, no, no.

Why didn't you tell me
about this?

No. This is not a thing!

♪ ♪

Oh, my gosh,
this cake is so good!

You know, this might be

the most beautiful wedding
you've ever planned,

but nobody actually got married.

[both laughing]

For you, I would plan an
infinite amount of non-weddings.

[Ted laughing]
I'm still getting paid, right?

Well, they can't
all end in disaster.

What? What are you staring at?

You.

You know what I'm thinking?

I think I do.

Well, anyone knows me
well enough, it would be you.

And what are you thinking?

How overwhelming my desire is

to shove this cake in your face.

That's exactly
what I was thinking.

♪ ♪

[Jess]: Like I said before,
"I love weddings."

I love everything about them. There's something magical about

family and friends
coming together to watch

two people promise
to love one another forever.

I love weddings so much
that I plan them

right down to the last detail.

But I'd never have planned this.

Or did I?

[romantic music]

♪ ♪

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