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[LAUGHING]

WE'RE NOT ALLOWED TO PLAY UP HERE, FELLAS!

I REPEAT, UPSTAIRS IS OFF-LIMITS!

[GLASS BREAKING]

THIS IS NOT GOOD.

YOU'RE TRESPASSING IN MY PARENTS' BEDROOM!

PLEASE LEAVE NOW OR I'LL HAVE TO CALL AN ATTORNEY!

EDWARD!

MUST YOUR FATHER AND I REMIND YOU

TO FINISH YOUR HOMEWORK?

THAT IS RIGHT, SON.

A MIND IS A TERRIBLE ORGAN TO SHOVEL.

HAVE YOU GONE MAD?

MY BLOOD SUGAR SEEMS A TAD LOW.

[SNICKERING]

EDDY, YOU'RE CONTAMINATING MOTHER'S LINEN

WITH MILLIONS OF DEAD SKIN CELLS!

IF YOU TWO ONLY KNEW

THE REGIMEN OF CLEANING PROCEDURES

THAT YOU'VE SET INTO PLACE...

WOO-HOO! JEEZ!

STOP THIS CRAZY THING!

[LAUGHING HYSTERICALLY]

LOOK WHAT I FOUND!

STICKY NOTES!

YOU PUT THOSE BACK!

YOU'RE IN TROUBLE, ED!

I'M A BAD BOY!

HA HA HA! STICKY NOTE!

HA HA HA! STICKY NOTE!

HA HA HA! STICKY NOTE!

DOWNSTAIRS IMMEDIATELY!

BLECHH! OH.

YOUR SPELLING'S ATROCIOUS, ED.

Eddy: STROKE!

STROKE!

STROKE!

EDDY! YOU'RE SCRATCHING THE FLOOR!

STROKE! AND...

Ed: MY TURN!

HA HA!

BOING!

SMACK!

WHOOSH!

PANT! PANT! PANT! PANT!

HA HA! OOH!

WHERE'D HE GO? WHERE'D HE GO?

LOOK WHAT I FOUND!

NO! NOT THAT!

BUBBLE WRAP!

ED!

WHOA!

OUCH!

WHAT WAS THAT?

IT'S A HUNK OF BALONEY, ED.

WHAT ARE YOU?

BALONEY? PLEASE.

IT'S THE ANCESTRAL FRUITCAKE!

LOOKS LIKE YOU GOT COMPETITION, ED.

FOR DECADES, WE PARADE THE CAKE EVERY CHRISTMAS!

[REWINDING SOUNDS]

FOR DECADES, WE PARADE THE CAKE EVERY CHRISTMAS!

[REWINDING SOUNDS]

EVERY CHRISTMAS!

CHRISTMAS, EDDY!

I WANT A FLYING SAUCER, PEN AND PENCIL SET,

4 EGG ROLLS, A SUBSCRIPTION CHUNKY PUFF QUARTERLY,

A BOX OF BAND-AIDS,

A BIG BOOK, AND, UM...

GET OVER IT, ED. IT'S JULY!

ANYWAYS, CHRISTMAS STINKS.

ALL I EVER GET IS CLOTHES.

THAT'S 'CAUSE SANTA KNOWS

YOU'RE A NAUGHTY LITTLE BOY, EDDY.

SANTA DON'T KNOW SQUAT!

DON'T EVER SAY THAT, EDDY!

SANTA IS MAKING HIS LIST AND CHECKING IT TWICE.

[BELLS RINGING]

SANTA!

YEOW!

HA HA HA!

YOU'RE SCARING ME, ED.

HMM. HUH? HEY!

YOU THERE!

YES, YOU WITH THE PIGGY BANKS.

WHERE YOU GUYS GOING?

DON'T BOTHER, EDDY.

I FORGET WHERE WE'RE GOING.

WE'RE GOING TO A PARTY, SILLY.

IT'S PIGGY BANK DAY!

GEE, WILLIKERS, EDDY. YOU KNOW--

THE DAY WHERE EVERYONE CRACKS OPEN THEIR PIGGY BANKS

AND SPENDS ALL THEIR MONEY.

WHY DON'T YOU TELL HIM YOUR SHOE SIZE, JIMMY?

WHY?

OF COURSE. IT'S PIGGY BANK DAY!

WHAT I CALL A HOLIDAY!

Edd: OW.

PIGGY BANKS, MONEY, AND SPENDING.

'TIS THE SEASON, DOUBLE D.

Ed: DO YOU SEE WHAT I SEE?

WHERE'D YOU GET THAT MISTLETOE IN JULY?

THERE'S NO KISSING ALLOWED

IN MY PARENTS' ROOM, ED.

YOU TAKE CARE OF ED, DOUBLE D.

I'VE GOT ANOTHER NUT TO CRACK...

OR SHOULD I SAY, "PIGGY BANK"?

ED, PLEASE!

SOMEONE MAY BE WATCHING.

[ALL TALKING AT ONCE]

SNORT! SNORT! SNORT!

"OINK OINK" TO YOU, TOO.

OINK. YEAH, WHATEVER.

OH, THE AGONY AND THE ECSTASY.

HIT IT, JIMMY. SMASH IT INTO TINY PIECES!

THE GUILT'S TOO GREAT FOR ONE PERSON TO BEAR, SARAH.

WELL, THEN LET'S DO IT TOGETHER.

OK.

UPSY-DAISY!

GREETINGS, FELLOW GRUNTERS.

TIRED OF THE CLEAN-UP

WHEN ALL YOUR PIGGY-SMASHING'S DONE?

CHECK IT OUT, GUYS.

IT'S DORK...

AND BEANS!

HA HA HA!

BEANS?

AN EDIBLE SEED?

OUR PIGGY BANK BELLYPUMPER

WILL EXTRACT YOUR CASH

WITHOUT YOU HAVING TO SMASH.

REALLY?

SARAH, I CAN CANCEL MY THERAPY!

Ed: NOT YET,

FOR IT IS CHRISTMAS, AND I BEAR STUFF.

OH, YEAH.

WHO WANTS A JUMBO CANDY CANE?

IT'S JULY, BONEHEAD.

AND A PARTRIDGE IN A PEAR--

WHAT CAN I TELL YOU?

NOW, WHO WANTS THEIR PIGGY BANK BELLY PUMPED?

UM, I'M NOT SURE.

FIRST CUSTOMER GETS A DISCOUNT.

OH, THIS IS GOING TO BE GOOD.

DON'T BLINK.

SHAZAM!

COOL!

NOW, HANG ON TO YOUR SNOUT,

'CAUSE AFTER THIS PATENTED SUCTION CYCLE,

YOUR HARD-EARNED CHRISTMAS STOCKING WILL COME OUT HERE.

STOCKING READY FOR STUFFING, SANTA!

ED!

BEAT IT OR I'LL SOCK!

BUT, EDDY, I AM AN ELF.

Edd: OH...

CURSE MY GULLIBILITY.

FOR SHAME!

SANTA, SPARE HIM!

[CROWD GASPS]

HELLO!

[CROWD WHISPERING]

NAUGHTY BOY, DOUBLE D.

MY PIGGY!

OH, I'M SO ASHAMED!

THERE, THERE. SANTA FORGIVES.

[CRYING LOUDLY]

OH, HOW COULD YOU, DOUBLE D?

IT'S HIS HAT. IT'S TOO TIGHT!

CUTS OFF THE CIRCULATION, YOU KNOW.

SANTA SEES ALL.

A LUMP OF COAL FOR NAUGHTY EDDY.

ALLEY-OOP!

HERE'S YOUR PIGGY BACK BANK.

UM, BACK, JIMMY.

MERRY CHRISTMAS!

PIGGY'S BELLY'S FULL, SARAH.

IT'S BETTER TO GIVE...

THAN TO RECEIVE, ED.

THAT'S WHY I'M GIVING EDDY A KNUCKLE SANDWICH.

KEVIN!

Eddy: OW!

I MUST FEAST MY EYES ON THE SOW OF CHRISTMAS PAST!

IT'S NOT CHRISTMAS, ROLF.

IT'S JULY!

NOT SINCE ROLF'S YOUTH

HAS THE FOUL ODOR OF THE CHRISTMAS SOW

TAUNTED ROLF'S NOSTRILS.

[SQUEALING]

THAT'S THE SPIRIT, WILFRED.

THE SCROLLS PROCLAIM,

EVERY TIME A PIG SQUEALS, AN ANGEL GETS ITS--

I'M A PIG, TOO, WILFRED.

SEE MY SNOUT?

AAH! UNCLE! UNCLE!

CHRISTMAS STINKS.

Rolf: COME!

GATHER ROUND ROLF,

AS I CANNOT CONTAIN THE CHRISTMAS MIRTH

CRAWLING UP MY BACK HAIR!

MERRY CHRISTMAS, JONNY WOOD-BOY.

FOR ME?

YOU FEELING ALL RIGHT, ROLF?

Rolf: MERRY CHRISTMAS, KEVIN.

PRESENTS?

JIMMY!

JUST WHAT I'VE ALWAYS WANTED!

UH, GEE. THANKS, ROLF.

MERRY CHRISTMAS, ROLF!

OOH! IT'S NOT CHRISTMAS!

WHO'S UP FOR EGGNOG?

OH, ME! I'M UP! HA HA HA!

WAIT FOR ME!

CHESTNUTS! I MUST HAVE CHESTNUTS!

DOUBLE D?

MERRY CHRISTMAS.

JIMMY, WHY, UM,

THANK YOU, BUT...

I COULDN'T.

BUT IT'S CHRISTMAS.

Eddy: WAIT! I'LL TAKE IT!

MERRY CHRISTMAS, JIMMY!

HIT THE ROAD, SCROOGE!

I DON'T GET IT.

DON'T YOU SEE, EDDY?

THE SPIRIT OF CHRISTMAS ISN'T IN GETTING PRESENTS.

IT'S ABOUT GIVING JOY, GOOD WILL, AND PEACE ON EARTH.

I GOT IT!

SO WHAT ARE WE WAITING FOR, DOUBLE D?

I KNOW HOW TO GET THE GIFT THAT KEEPS ON GIVING!

SOUNDS LIKE MOTHER'S BRUSSELS SPROUTS.

[BELLS RINGING]

DO YOU HEAR IT, KEVIN?

FLAKY! HA HA HA!

HO HO HO!

GET OFF THE ROOF, YOU--

♪ JINGLE BELLS, JINGLE BELLS ♪

♪ GIVE ME JOY ALL DAY! ♪

HA HA HA!

HA HA HA!

♪ WE MADE YOU LAUGH, SO GIVE UP YOUR CASH ♪

♪ THE CHEER WILL COME YOUR WAY! ♪

[CLINK CLINK]

BINGO!

♪ DECK THE HALLS WITH BOUGHS OF HOLLY ♪

♪ FA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA ♪

♪ GIVE US CASH OR WE'LL NEVER STOP SINGING ♪

♪ FA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA ♪

♪ WE WISH YOU A MERRY CHRISTMAS, WE WISH YOU A MERRY CHRISTMAS ♪

♪ WE WISH YOU A MERRY CHRISTMAS, SO GIVE US SOME CASH ♪

NO CASH.

A FINE STRIP OF BACON, YES?

AM I A GOOD ELF, DOUBLE D?

SANTA WOULD BE PROUD, ED.

YOU DID A WONDERFUL THING BY BRINGING

THE SPIRIT OF CHRISTMAS TO THE CUL-DE-SAC.

THAT IS 'CAUSE I'M AN ELF, DOUBLE D.

I'M BACK!

SURPRISE!

WOO HOO!

WHAT'D I GET? WHAT'D I GET?

I LOVE CHRISTMAS!

EDDY! JAWBREAKERS?

A YULETIDE HAUL, DOUBLE D.

IT'S ABSOLUTELY MAGNIFICENT!

OH, EDDY. YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE!

HAD TO CASH IN

THAT JAR OF CHRISTMAS CHEER, YOU KNOW.

ED, THAT'S JAWBREAKER!

RELAX, DOUBLE D.

THERE'S PLENTY MORE WHERE THAT--

WHERE'D THEY GO?

AND WHAT WOULD YOU LIKE FOR CHRISTMAS, YOUNG MAN?

A JAWBREAKER.

THERE YOU GO!

YUMMY!

ED!

JAWBREAKER IS GOOD, YES?

Eddy: HE GAVE AWAY ALL MY JAWBREAKERS!

EDDY, WAIT!

YOU'RE WEARING OUT THE SOLES OF MY SHOES!

HO HO HO!

AND ONE FOR THE ELF!

I GAVE JAWBREAKERS TO ALL, SO TO ALL, A GOOD NIGHT!

WOO HOO!

GIVE IT ALL YOU GOT, EDDY!

NOT SINCE MAMA GOT THE NEW SHOEHORN

HAVE I SEEN SUCH BRAVERY!

WHAT'S HAPPENING, GUYS?

HOTSHOT EDDY ONCE AGAIN INTERRUPTS OUR PERSONAL DRUDGERY.

Eddy: DON'T TRY THIS AT HOME, KIDS!

RADICAL!

OH, COME ON, EDDY! MY TURN!

FOR HEAVEN'S SAKE!

I THINK I'VE LOST ABOUT 10 POUNDS THIS SEASON.

WHAT'S UP, NAZZ?

KEEP YOUR EYES PEELED.

AAAHH!

FORGET THAT SHOW-OFF, JIMMY!

BUT EDDY MIGHT CRASH!

WOO! YEAH!

HE MADE IT!

WAIT! HE'S LOSING CONTROL!

I WISH!

YAWN.

WHOA!

MURPHY'S LAW, DO YOUR STUFF!

OUCH! MY FOOT! IT'S BROKEN! OWIE!

JIMMY?

THAT CLOTHES PEG WENT RIGHT FOR HIM, PLANK!

YOU OK, JIMMY?

DID SOMEONE GET THE NUMBER OF THAT LAUNDER AID?

POOR JIMMY.

Eddy: WOO HO HO HOOO!

TA-DA!

PLANK SAYS CLOTHES PEGS ARE KNOWN TO ATTACK

AT THE BLINK OF AN EYE!

WHAT'S WITH THAT?

I HAD THEM EATING OUT OF THE PALM OF MY HANDS!

JIMMY'S MISHAP WITH A ROGUE CLOTHES PEG TOOK PRECEDENCE, EDDY.

IT'S HARD TO COMPETE WITH MISFORTUNE.

FOOLS!

AS IT IS MY TURN TO RIDE THE CLUCK BALL,

LOOK UP MY NOSE AND SEE YOUR FUTURE.

AS I WAS SAYING,

HUMANS ARE NATURALLY ATTRACTED

TO THE BLUNDERS, BRUISES, AND OVER-THE-TOP CARTOON ANTICS OF OTHERS,

SYMPATHETIC OR OTHERWISE.

[CRASH]

HA HA HA!

OH, DEAR! ED, ARE YOU ALL RIGHT?

HMM.

SYMPATHETIC OR OTHERWISE, HUH?

HERE, JIMMY.

DRINK SOME WATER.

IS THERE ANYTHING WE CAN DO FOR YOU?

LET ROLF NURTURE YOU WITH A BOWL OF NANO'S

PRECHEWED 7-COURSE DINNER!

MY TUMMY, SARAH!

PITILESS IS THE TEMPEST SEA.

AAH!

Rolf: EMERGENCY!

WE MUST IMPLEMENT THE BOAT PROCEDURES.

[ED IMITATES SIREN]

OH, THE PAIN!

AS SOON AS YOU SEE THE KIDS,

SLOW TO A STOP, ED.

DOUBLE D, IT'S OSCAR TIME.

I'VE ABANDONED ALL CONFIDENCE, MORALS, AND INTEGRITY, EDDY!

AN ACTOR I SHALL BE.

SOMEONE'S IN TROUBLE.

HMM?

WHOA! IT'S COMING FROM THE LANE!

YOU'RE RIGHT, KEVIN! COME, JONNY.

ROLF? JONNY?

NAZZ!

WHAT ABOUT POOR JIMMY?

[IMITATING SIREN]

ED, BACK UP, YOU IDIOT!

OH, THE SORENESS OF THE ACHE!

BE BRAVE, EDDY. ALL IS WELL!

CHIN UP, FINE FELLOW!

ARE YOU ALL RIGHT, EDDY?

THE PATIENT HAS SUFFERED A PENELOPE TO HIS HEADASAURUS AREA,

AS WELL AS A MAJOR GUSH FROM THE...

HIS GOLIATH UPPER TUBE VEINY THING.

BOY, EDDY. YOU'RE A MESS!

OH, IS THAT YOU, JONNY?

IT WAS HORRIBLE. IT CAME OUT OF NOWHERE.

[COUGH COUCH]

DID I SAY IT WAS HORRIBLE?

HORRIBLE IT WAS.

A GIANT SWEDISH MEATBALL

WITH A BLOODCURDLING SCREAM

GRABBED EDDY IN ITS DROOLING GROUND CHUCK.

PLEASE.

ROLF HAS SEEN THIS MEATBALL.

IT STALKS WILFRED IN THE DEAD OF NIGHT.

All: OOH!

YOU STAY PUT HERE, JIMMY.

I'LL GET SOME KIDS TO HELP ME CARRY YOU TO YOUR ROOM.

AND DON'T FORGET TO DRINK.

YOU NEED TO KEEP YOUR FLUIDS UP.

YOU FORGOT THE STRAW, SARAH.

AN ACORN.

HELLO, MR. SQUIRREL. YOU'RE CUTE.

YOU'RE SO BRAVE, EDDY.

IS THERE ANYTHING WE CAN DO FOR YOU?

THE FACT THAT I'M SURROUNDED BY ALL MY FRIENDS IS ALL I NEED.

YOU'RE JUST A BIG FAKER!

JIMMY'S THE ONE WHO IS REALLY HURT!

COME CLOSER, MY CHILD.

YOU TELL JIMMY HE'S OUT OF HIS LEAGUE.

Jimmy: SARAH!

OWIE!

NOT AGAIN!

IT'S JIMMY!

JIMMY'S IN TROUBLE!

COME ON, GUYS!

HEY, WAIT!

WHERE YOU GOING?

WHERE'S MY ATTENTION?

I WAS ATTACKED BY A MEATBALL!

EDDY, JIMMY'S A NATURAL AT GARNERING ATTENTION.

HE'S A HACK!

THIS IS GRADE-A DAMAGE HERE.

WHAT'S HIS SECRET?

WELL, FOR ONE THING,

JIMMY'S LAMENT OF ANGUISH IS REAL, EDDY.

IS THAT ALL?

LET'S DO IT THEN, DOUBLE D.

GIVE ME YOUR BEST SHOT.

WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?

RIGHT HERE, AS HARD AS YOU CAN.

DON'T HOLD BACK.

I'M NOT HITTING YOU.

WHAT ARE YOU-- A CHICKEN?

OH, PEER PRESSURE.

JUST REDUCE YOURSELF TO A NEANDERTHAL, EDDY.

YOU'RE A BIG, FAT CHICKEN!

DON'T YOU TOUCH ME.

HA HA HA!

CHICKEN! STOP IT!

CHICKEN. I'M NOT A CHICKEN!

HERE, EDDY.

LOTS OF HURT, HOLD THE ONIONS.

OK, FINE. I'M A CHICKEN!

UM, ED...

EDDY?

CAN YOU HEAR ME, EDDY?

OH! ED!

WHAT IN HEAVEN'S NAME WERE YOU THINKING?

ABSOLUTELY NOTHING, DOUBLE D.

Eddy: OK. I'M HURT NOW.

NICE WORK, ED.

THIS WILL BRING THE KIDS RUNNING BACK...

ANYTIME NOW.

THIS ISN'T HOW YOU CRAVE

FOR ATTENTION, EDDY.

THIS IRRATIONAL COMPETITION

IN SEEKING EVERYONE'S RECOGNITION

STOPS RIGHT HERE, RIGHT NOW!

WE NEED A BIGGER HOUSE, ED.

I'M ON IT, EDDY!

OK, WAIT!

HELP ME FIND AN ALTERNATE SOLUTION, ED.

I DON'T KNOW WHAT ONE LOOKS LIKE, DOUBLE D.

IF YOU HELP ME, ED,

I'LL GIVE YOU AN ENTIRE SURFACE OF PUDDING SKIN!

PUDDING SKIN!

Eddy: ED? DOUBLE D?

FINE! WHO NEEDS YOU? I CAN GET MY OWN SYMPATHY.

HA!

HMM.

MOVE OVER, JIMMY. PATHETIC EDDY'S COMING TO TOWN!

HE WAS SUCH A CUTE SQUIRREL, TOO.

I KNOW. I KNOW.

THERE. YOU LOOK BETTER ALREADY.

Eddy: HELP!

HELP ME!

EDDY'S GOING TO CRASH!

LET'S GO SEE, JIMMY.

WAIT FOR ME, SARAH.

HUH?

MEATBALL!

AAH! MOTHER NATURE'S ATTACKING AGAIN!

WE'RE HERE TO HELP, JIMMY.

FOR YOURS AND EDDY'S SAKE,

SAFETY IS MY PRIME CONCERN!

WOO HO HO HOO!

RUNAWAY FRYING PAN!

AHH! MY AUDIENCE.

I'M IN TROUBLE, FOLKS!

[CRASH]

EDDY?

HELP ME.

OH, THE PAIN.

I'M IN NEED...

OF ATTENTION.

POOR EDDY. ARE YOU OK?

IS THAT IT?

YOU SHOULD SEE JIMMY!

Jimmy: BOUNCY, BOUNCY, BOUNCY!

BOUNCY, BOUNCY, BOUNCY!

WHEE!

THAT'S SO COOL!

HEY!

WHAT DID YOU DO TO JIMMY?

[JIMMY GIGGLING]

LOOK AT ME! YAY!

I'LL CATCH YOU, JIMMY!

I'M OK, SARAH. DOUBLE D MADE ME SAFE!

BOOT!

OH, THIS IS AWESOME!

MY TURN!

HEY! WAIT FOR ME!

NOW WHERE YOU GOING?

JIMMY'S NOT EVEN HURT!

MY POINT EXACTLY, EDDY.

NO MORE ATTENTION-GRABBING

THROUGH PERSONAL INJURIES

IN MY PLAY-SAFE- AND-NEVER-PLAY-SORRY BUBBLE SUIT.

HEY, PLANK, LOOK!

THAT SHOULD PUT AN END TO YOUR CHILDISH

OUTDOING JIMMY GAME.

GOOD LUCK!

YOU'VE JUST CHANGED THE RULES, DOUBLE D.

THE SHOW MUST GO ON.

DRAT!

Eddy: THEY'LL COME FROM MILES AROUND TO SEE EDDY'S

BETTER-THAN-JIMMY'S- PLAY-SAFE SUIT.

ONE BRAIN BUCKET.

TAKE ME TO THE KIDS, ED.

YOUR WISH IS MY LUNCH.

ED?

GO, BABY, GO!

WHOA!

HERE HE COMES!

Jimmy: WHEE!

HERE I COME!

OVER TO YOU, ROLF!

HI, KEVIN.

YOU'RE SO NIMBLE.

IT IS MINE, PEASANTS!

SMOOTH MOVE, ROLF!

WHEE!

AAH!

HIT THE ROAD, BUBBLE BOY! WHAT THE--

ROLF'S EYES FOOL THE BRAIN OF ROLF.

WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT, MAN?

ROLF'S EYES FOOL THE BRAIN OF ROLF.

MUST I SPELL IT?

WE HAVE GUEST.

[BOOM]

IT WORKED!

I'M SAFE! I'M BETTER THAN JIMMY!

DID YOU SEE THAT, PLANK?

GREAT CRASH, EDDY!

NEED ANY HELP, DUDE?

Jimmy: GREETINGS, EARTHLINGS.

HUH?

OH, YOU, TOO, MR. DOGGY. YOU'RE CUTE.

I'M SAFE!

[DOG BARKING]

NO PROBLEM!

NOT SAFE! NOT SAFE!

HELP ME! HELP!

I'M COMING, JIMMY!

HA HA HA!

WAIT UP, GUYS!

HELLO!

WHERE'D EVERYBODY GO?

WELL, WHAT DO YOU KNOW? CANNED DORK.

ALLOW ME TO INTRODUCE YOU TO MY KNUCKLES.

HA HA HA!

FORGET YOUR GLASSES AT HOME?

I'M INVINCIBLE. YOU'LL HURT YOUR HAND.

CONSERVE YOUR STRENGTH, KEVIN,

AS YOU WILL NEED IT FOR THE EGGBOY-CRASHING.

ROLF CAN SEE SHODDY SPOT-WELDING

FROM A DISTANCE OF 20 GOATS.

HEY! QUIT WASTING YOUR TIME, ROLFY-BOY!

YOU'RE A FREAK, DUDE.

BEHOLD!

HA HA HA!

PICK A BODY PART, ROLF.

I AM QUITE PARTIAL TO PIG, KEVIN.

THIS IS NOT GOOD.

Eddy: OW! OW! OW! OH!

THIS IS GREAT!

GO GET THE KIDS QUICK, DOUBLE D.

"DO THIS, DOUBLE D." "DO THAT. DOUBLE D."

BOSSY, BOSSY, BOSSY.

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