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YEAH!
[BOY LAUGHING]
THIS IS SO EMBARRASSING.
HA HA HA HA HA!
HEE HEE!
HUH, WHAT'CHA FIGURE, KEV?
GERBIL FOR A DAY--
25 CENTS FOR 25 SECONDS,
AND WE'LL THROW IN THIS FREE SALT LICK.
LIMITED QUANTITY, BETTER MOVE FAST.
LET'S CHECK IT OUT.
WATCH IT! THOSE SWEATY HANDS MIGHT LEAVE PRINTS.
Kev: NO PROBLEM.
HA HA HA!
YOU DORKS GET LAMER EVERY DAY.
HMM HMM HUH HUH HUH!
KEVIN'S RIGHT, EDDY.
THIS IS QUITE POSSIBLY YOUR MOST PREPOSTEROUS PLAN EVER!
[CRASH] OUCH!
I DON'T SEE YOU COMING UP WITH ANYTHING, DA VINCI!
CHEEP CHEEP CHEEP CHEEP CHEEP! FEED ME.
[TOGETHER] HMM?
[LIQUID FLOWING]
THE PROBABILITY OF ANYONE FALLING FOR THIS LACKLUSTER STUNT IS 0 TO NONE, EDDY.
ALL RIGHT, ALREADY! WHAT A NAG!
[WHIMPER] AAH!
[GRRRRR]
ED!
WHAT DID I DO?
IT WASN'T ME, SARAH, HONEST!
OH, CHEEP CHEEP CHEEP CHEEP! UH-OH!
OWWWW!
QUIT ROUGHING UP MY GERBIL,
I'M TRYING TO RUN A BUSIN--
OOOF!
I HAVE A BALLET LESSON TODAY
AND JIMMY NEEDS SOMEONE TO PLAY WITH.
AND ED'S JIMMY'S NEW PLAYMATE.
CAN WE TALK?
GET OFF ME, STUPID! TAKE A HIKE, SARAH!
YOU'RE NOT DUMPING THE TWERP ON US!
[GIBBERISH]
โช OH, ED...
UH, YES, O OBNOXIOUS LITTLE SISTER OF MINE?
SEE WHAT I GOT?
THAT IS MY 1/32 SCALE ORBITAL PLANET RETRACTOR NUMBER 2 MODEL ROCKET!
TAKE CARE OF JIMMY,
OR I'LL PULVERIZE YOUR STUPID MODEL!
HAVE MERCY DEPRAVED SIBLING!
I WILL TAKE CARE OF JIMMY, HONEST.
GOOD.
Jimmy: AUNT SARAH, I BEG OF YOU,
DON'T LEAVE ME IN THIS DEN OF LIONS.
DON'T WORRY, JIMMY,
IF THESE NIMRODS GIVE YOU ANY TROUBLE,
JUST BLOW THIS WHISTLE.
REALLY?
HAVE A GOOD DAY, ROTTEN TO THE CORE CHERISHED ONE.
AAAAAH!
Eddy: THIS KID'S GONNA CRAMP OUR STYLE. LOOK AT HIM.
PERHAPS JIMMY WOULD LIKE TO PLAY SOME GAMES?
HUH, GAMES?
THERE WE GO.
GAMES TEACH CHILDREN CONFIDENCE AND ENDORSE SOCIALIZATION SKILLS
NECESSARY FOR HUMAN INTERACTION.
I KNOW A GAME WE CAN PLAY.
EDDY, WAIT, STOP!
DODGE BALL HAS NO EDUCATIONAL VALUE WHATSOEVER.
WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?
IT BUILDS CHARACTER.
PUTS HAIR ON YOUR CHEST.
HAIRY CHESTS ARE SO NEANDERTHAL.
DODGE BALL IS FUN, JIMMY.
JUST KEEP YOUR EYE ON THE--
AAH, BALL OF PAIN.
HA HA HA! YOU'RE OUT, MONOBROW.
WHO'S NEXT,
JIMMY OR DOUBLE-D?
HEY! WHERE DID SOCKHEAD GO?
DOUBLE-D.
Edd: EDDY, WAIT. I-I HAVE A HISTORY WITH THIS GAME. I--
WHAT'S THAT?
I SEE FLASHES, EDDY, DEEP ROOTED IMAGES,
LIKE TENTACLES, STRANGULATING EVERY RATIONAL NERVE.
OH, I'M RELIVING IT, EDDY!
BUT IT'S GOT YOUR FACE ON IT, DOUBLE D.
LISTEN TO ME, EDDY.
EDDY?!
IT'S GYM CLASS ALL OVER AGAIN!
[SOBBING]
Edd: YAAAAH!
[HIGH-PITCHED WAIL]
AAAAAAH!
[ANGRILY] OHH!
Eddy: GET OVER IT, SHAKESPEARE.
I'M BORED. I WANT A TURN.
NO WAY! IT'S STILL MY TURN.
I'M TELLING SARAH.
Ed: WAIT, JIMMY!
SARAH'S BAD FOR ED.
DON'T HOG THE BALL, EDDY.
LET JIMMY HAVE A TURN.
GOODY!
[EDDY GROANS]
WHAT THE--
STATIC ELECTRICITY CAN BE QUITE HUMBLING, CAN'T IT, EDDY?
OH, ED...
THAT'S MUCH TOO FAR FOR JIMMY.
A LITTLE CLOSER, IF YOU WILL?
OKEY-DOKEY, DOUBLE-D.
HERE WE GO, JIMMY,
YOUR TURN TO HURT EDDY.
OH, THIS GUY'S GONNA MURDER ME!
SOMEBODY PLEASE SAVE ME!
AHA HA HA HA HA HA!
YEAH, RIGHT! AHA HA HA HA--
[THUD]
GOT HIM!
[LAUGHING]
GOOD SHOT, JIMMY!
I'M THE TOAST OF THE TOWN!
AHH, LOOK AT THEM, EDDY.
IT'S PATHETIC!
WHEEEEE!
WHOA!
OW!
HEY, MISTER.
HA HA HA HA HA!
JIMMY AND ED SEEM TO HAVE DEVELOPED A BROTHERLY BOND.
Jimmy and Ed: RUB YOUR HEAD,
RUB YOUR HEAD, RUB YOUR HEAD.
INTERESTING.
WHY'S JIMMY ACTING LIKE ED?
Edd: WELL, EDDY, LIKE BROTHERS,
THE YOUNGER, MORE NAIVE SIBLING
TENDS TO MIMIC AND LEARN FROM THE OLDER BROTHER,
A MIRROR IMAGE IN SOME CASES.
MIRROR IMAGE?
ONE EXACTLY LIKE THE OTHER?
LIKE 2 PEAS IN A POD?
2 HUMPS ON A CAMEL?
A DYNAMIC DUO?
A PAIR OF UNDERWEAR?
A PAIR OF UNDERWEAR IS ONE ITEM, EDDY.
SAME THING!
I, EDDY, WILL TAKE JIMMY AND TEACH HIM TO BE
THE BEST PRIME CUT OF MEAT THERE IS, JUST LIKE ME.
HA HA HA!
ENOUGH BEATING AROUND THE BUSH, JIMMY.
I THINK YOU'RE READY FOR THE FINAL LESSON.
LET'S TALK CASH.
Edd: THEATRICS DO NOT FORGE GOOD LEARNING SKILLS.
HEY, DO YOU MIND,
MR. I-KNOW-EVERYTHING- ABOUT-NOTHING?
SHUSH.
WHERE WAS I?
OH, YEAH!
CASH!
ALWAYS REMEMBER,
IF YOU HAVE A LOT OF CASH,
YOU GET TO SPEND A LOT OF TIME WITH ME.
BUT HOW DO I GET MORE CASH, UNCLE EDDY?
[LOVING SIGH]
YOU'RE SUCH A NOSY, LITTLE TYKE.
COME WITH UNCLE EDDY.
HURRY, ED!
SHUSH! MY YEAST IS RISING.
NUT LOAF, ED?
SEE THE KIDS, JIMMY?
NO, UNCLE EDDY.
Eddy: THEY'RE CALLED PIGEONS,
AND PIGEONS HAVE LOTS OF CASH.
ARE YOU THINKING WHAT I'M THINKING?
PENNIES FROM HEAVEN, UNCLE EDDY.
THEY GROW UP SO FAST.
Edd: EDDY, SHAME ON YOU!
YOU SET JIMMY--
Ed: SHUSH-A, SHUSH.
YOU SET JIMMY'S EXPECTATIONS TOO HIGH.
HE'S BOUND TO FAIL.
OK, MAYBE I WAS A LITTLE TOUGH,
BUT THAT'S HOW MY BROTHER TAUGHT ME.
THE ONLY WAY TO GET IT RIGHT IS TO GET IT WRONG.
Boy: WHOA, LOOK OUT!
Second boy: KEVIN IS GOOD AT WIENERING.
THAT'S HOT-DOGGING, ROLF.
[DING]
TIME'S UP, KEVIN.
THAT COULDN'T HAVE BEEN MORE THAN 25 SECONDS.
TAKE IT TO THE BACK OF THE LINE, BUB.
ALL RIGHT, PEOPLE,
COUGH UP THE DOUGH.
HOW COME WE DIDN'T THINK OF THAT?
SEEMS THE STUDENT HAS SURPASSED THE MASTER.
BUT BETTER!
YOU GOT 25 SECONDS, ROLFIE-BOY.
HAS ANYONE EVER TOLD YOU
YOUR HAIR RESEMBLES THE BACKSIDE OF A CHICKEN?
YOU'RE A CHIP OFF THE OLD BLOCK, JUNIOR.
WELL DONE, JIMMY.
TELL ME ABOUT THE DESIGN.
THE BOUNCING MAT WITH SOME OLD, WORN BEDSHEETS
SEWN TOGETHER WITH SYNTHETIC HAIR OF BROKEN DOLLIES.
I WOULD NEVER HAVE THOUGHT OF THAT.
OF COURSE YOU WOULDN'T!
WELL...
COME HERE FOR A SECOND, JUNIOR.
TIME TO GIVE CREDIT WHERE CREDIT IS DUE.
NOTHING BIG. 60% WILL DO.
WHAT ARE YOU GIVING ME?
MY CUT OF THE CASH.
HA! HIT THE ROAD!
YOU THANKLESS LITTLE--
IF IT WASN'T FOR ME,
YOU'D BE PLANTING POSIES!
TELL IT TO THE JUDGE!
OH, HE'S GOOD.
Eddy: GIVE ME THAT THING, YOU LITTLE TURNCOAT!
HA! HELLO MY LITTLE BABIES,
DID YOU MISS ME?
Jimmy: IT'S MINE!
JIMMY'S LOST IT! HELP ME!
HE'S A WILD ANIMAL.
FOUL! OFFSIDE! PENALTY!
YOU SOUND LIKE A REFEREE, ED.
YES, I AM.
ED, DON'T BLOW THAT!
[TWEET]
[CRASH BANG THUD]
UH!
JIMMY!
BINGO.
Sarah: EDDY!
WHAT'S JIMMY DOING ON THE GROUND, HUH?
GET LOST, SARAH. WE'RE TALKING BUSINESS.
IT WAS HORRIBLE, SARAH.
THEY MADE ME EAT DIRT ALL DAY.
[CRYING]
WHAT!
[GRRRR]
GOOD.
WHO YOU GONNA BELIEVE,
THAT LITTLE HUMMER RAT,
OR AN HONEST BUNCH LIKE US?
[ANGRY SCREAM]
[SCREAMING AND FIGHTING]
MY JAR, PLEASE, UNCLE EDDY.
HEY!
[CHA-CHING]
CANDY, SARAH? MY TREAT.
HEE HEE HEE!
BOY, EDDY, YOU TRULY CREATED A MONSTER.
NO KIDDING.
KIND OF MAKES ME FEEL ALL WARM INSIDE.
[MUFFLED]
DON'T TALK WITH YOUR MOUTH FULL, EDD.
[EDDY SHRIEKING WITH LAUGHTER]
HA HA HA! WHOOP!
AAH!
PUDDLES CAN BE SO MESSY.
AN OUNCE OF PREVENTION.
HEY, SNAIL BOY! MOVE IT, WILL YOU?
I'M NOT GETTING ANY YOUNGER.
EDDY, STOP!
HI, GUYS!
ED, IF YOU BUMP INTO ME ONE MORE--
UM, GUYS...
WHAT?
Edd: IMPROBABLE ALERT!
[GASPS]
Edd and Eddy: COME BACK, ED!
I CAN JUMP IT, GUYS!
Edd and Eddy: NO, ED!
Edd: NOW WHAT?
Eddy: I'M THINKING, I'M THINKING.
Ed: CAN I THINK?
NO! NO!
YEE-HA! WHEE!
THIS IS FUN! OH, BOY!
ME! ME!
WHEE! HA HA HA HA!
IT'S MY TURN!
LUCK, BE A LADY TONIGHT!
RIGHT. PICK, THEN--
TRUTH OR DARE?
HMM. DARE ME, SUCKER!
THAT-A-BOY, JIMMY!
OOH!
COOL. LET'S SEE...
I DARE YOU TO... SKIP YOUR TURN.
DARN IT.
Kevin: WHAT A SAP! HA HA HA!
[MUMBLING]
Eddy: WHAT'S THE WORD, DOUBLE-D?
WELL, FRANKLY, EDDY, I'M CONCERNED.
THE WIND CONDITIONS AREN'T SUITABLE FOR OUR TRAJECTORY.
THE LEAN IS MUCH TOO STEEP FOR THE SPAN.
WHAT ELSE IS NEW? LET HER RIP, ED!
[BURPS] GRAVY!
[ALL YELLING]
Ed: HA HA! I THINK I HIT A PIPE.
BUZZ, BUZZ, BUZZ OFF, JONNY!
BUZZ, BUZZ, BUZZ OFF, JONNY!
BUZZ--OW!
YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE DARED JONNY TO BUZZ OFF, KEVIN.
HA HA HA HA!
AH! THE ARTICHOKE THICKENS.
ARE THOSE THE BETTER-CHECK-YOUR- WALLET ED BOYS?
WHERE? OH, GREAT.
[ALL GROANING]
THEM?
THE DORKS CAME TO RUIN OUR GAME.
TRUTH OR DARE? I LOVE THIS GAME!
WHO'S NEXT? I'VE GOT TO WARN YOU,
I'M A PRO AT THIS.
SIT DOWN, PIGEONS. HMM?
THEIR SOCIAL SKILLS ARE DEPLORABLE.
Ed: OK, MY TURN TO SPIN!
EDDY...
TRUTH OR DARE?
OK, DARE, ED.
OK, I DARE YOU, EDDY, TO SPREAD THE WINGS OF A BAT
AND STOMP LIKE A ZOMBIE
WHILE WHISTLING ROW, ROW, ROW YOUR BOAT THROUGH A CAR WASH.
ED, TRY A MORE REASONABLE DARE, PLEASE.
[CROW CAWS]
OK, I DARE EDDY TO BE DOUBLE-D.
ME? WHY, THAT'S--
STUPID, ED. YOU BLEW YOUR CHANCE TO--
YOU KNOW, EDDY, IT COULD BE QUITE INTRIGUING.
WHY, I'D BE FLATTERED IF YOU WERE TO MIMIC ME.
LET'S SEE. WHERE DO I START?
[MIMICKING EDD] THE WIND CONDITIONS ARE ABSURD.
THE LEAN IS TOO STEEP FOR THE FAT.
OH, GOOD DOUBLE-D, EDDY!
[LAUGHING]
[GROANING]
OH, DEAR, THE INSANITARY!
MY SKINNY ARMS CANNOT BEAR THE WEIGHT!
OH, OH, I KNOW...
I'LL MOVE IT WITH MY BRAIN.
HA HA HA. VERY GOOD, EDDY.
HMM!
CAN WE RESUME PLAYING?
OH, DEAR!
HA! I DARE YOU TO BE ED.
GO ON... FLATTER HIM.
WELL, I SUPPOSE I COULD, BUT ONLY IF ED WILL BE EDDY.
I CAN DO EDDY. I PRACTICED.
[MIMICKING EDDY] CAN IT, DOUBLE-DWEEB!
WHAT DO YOU MEAN, YOU PRACTICED?
SHUT UP!
[MIMICKING EDD] PLEASE, EDDY!
YOU'RE INVADING MY PERSONAL SPACE.
[LAUGHING]
[ALL LAUGHING]
Ed: WELL, DO ME, DOUBLE-D.
Eddy: WE'RE WAITING.
VERY WELL. UM, LET'S SEE, NOW...
AHEM.
[MIMICKING ED] BUTTERED TOAST.
[LAUGHING]
IT'S READY, SARAH!
HERE I COME!
WHEE! HA HA HA!
THAT WAS FUN! YOUR TURN, JIMMY!
IN A SECOND, SARAH. I'M OILING UP FOR SPEED.
ON YOUR MARK, GET SET--
OUT OF MY WAY!
JIMMY!
THE WRATH OF DESTINY VISITS YET AGAIN.
ROLF HAS NO TIME FOR THIS!
WHERE IS YOUR BROTHER?
WHAT AM I-- HIS KEEPER?
YES.
BACKYARD.
HO HO! THERE YOU ARE, ONE-SHY-OF-A-FULL-DECK ED BOY.
ROLF REQUIRES YOUR ASSISTANCE.
WHO IS THERE?
IMPOSTOR! YOU ARE NOT ED BOY!
GRAVY!
HMM...
PARDON ME, ROLF, BUT I HAVE COMPOST A THEORY.
ONCE UPON AN OBSERVATION OF THIS SMALL ROCK,
I HAVE DISCOVERED IT ACTUALLY ROCK.
INTRIGUING!
HA HA HA! WHOOP!
CURSE ED'S HORRIBLE POSTURE!
[ED BURPS]
[SLURPING]
OH, ED BOY!
ROLF REQUESTS THE PRESENCE OF YOUR COLOSSAL FEET,
AS IT IS TIME TO SQUASH THE RASPBERRIES.
I'LL HELP IF I GIVE YOU A QUARTER, ROLFIE BOY.
WHAT? YOUR SHENANIGANS TRY ROLF.
COME, AS THE RASPBERRIES WILL SPOIL!
OH, DEAR!
LOOK AT HIM GO, DOUBLE-D.
THAT LEAVES JUST I AND YOU.
ED, NOW THAT THEY'VE LEFT,
LET'S MAKE FUN OF EDDY BEHIND HIS BACK.
LIKE WE ALWAYS DO?
AHA! I KNEW IT!
YOU'RE SO GULLIBLE, EDDY...
OR, AS ED WOULD SAY, "GRAVY!"
HA HA HA!
WAIT FOR ME! I'M SLOW AND OUT OF SHAPE!
Rolf: HURRY, AS THE RASPBERRIES BEG TO BE SQUASHED, ED BOY!
Ed: LET'S SELL THE SQUASH FOR CASH.
[GASPS] CHICKEN!
PET THE CHICKEN, PET THE CHICKEN.
THIS STUPID BIRD STOLE MY QUARTER.
FLEW AWAY WITH IT. STUPID!
EXCUSE ME, EDDY, MAY I FUEL INJECT?
CHICKENS CANNOT FLY,
AS THEY ARE MAMMALS.
I LOVE CHICKENS, EDDY.
[LAUGHING]
[RASPBERRIES SQUISHING]
Rolf: ED BOY!
Ed: WAKE UP, MONOBROW!
ALL RIGHT, YES. I AM ED!
YOU ARE NOT ED BOY!
I MUST HAVE THE LARGE ED BOY HERE NOW,
SO PLEASE, ED BOY, RASPBERRIES TO SQUASH!
THANK YOU.
ROLF SAID "THANK YOU."
ISN'T IT REFURBISHING TO HEAR POLITENESS?
PUT A SOCK IN IT, SOCK-IN-IT.
I GOT A PLAN.
HEY, BURR-HEAD, I WILL NOW INFLICT PAIN ON YOU.
WHAT?
[SQUISH]
BUTTERED...TOAST?
NO BUTTER. RASPBERRIES!
SQUISH THE FRUIT, SLOWPOKE ED BOY!
ROLF NEEDS JUICE FOR HIS GREAT THIRST!
EDDY, I, TOO, AM THIRSTY--
QUITE PARTIAL, TO BE CORRECT.
PARCHED!
THE WORD YOU'RE LOOKING FOR IS "PARCHED."
Ed: YEAH, RIGHT, LUMPY.
"PARCHED" IS A FISH. HA HA HA!
INTRIGUING!
YOU ARE NOT ED.
YOU HAVE CURSED MY RASPBERRIES TO THE LIFE OF SALAD DRESSING,
IMPOSTOR WITH TINY FEET!
YOU KNOW WHAT THEY SAY, DOUBLE-D:
"IF YOU'RE THIRSTY, TAKE A DRINK."
GEE, DOUBLE-D, YOU'RE REALLY LETTING YOURSELF GO.
KIDS WILL PAY BIG MONEY TO RIDE A BLIMP.
YOU'RE A GENIUS, DOUBLE-D.
YOU REALLY THINK I'M A GENIUS?
DOUBLE-D! I'M THE GENIUS!
I HAVE CAUSED DISCOMFORT,
'CAUSE I'M EDDY. HA HA HA HA!
[ALL LAUGHING]
ROLF HAS NEVER BEEN SO CONFUSED.
UH-OH, A FENCE.
[LAUGHING]
GRAVY!
AW, COME ON, DOUBLE-D.
I DON'T SAY "GRAVY" ALL THE TIME.
BUTTERED TOAST, THEN.
TOAST IS SO CRUDE,
AS THE CRUST ALWAYS GETS STUCK IN MY GAP.
[LAUGHING]
I DON'T EVEN WANT TO KNOW.
GREETINGS, KEVIN.
A PLEASURE TO LOOK AT YOU.
MAY I INSPECT YOUR NOSTRILS?
GET LOST, DORK.
INTRIGUING.
YOUR APE-LIKE QUALITIES ENSURE YOUR SMARTNESS.
LET'S EXAMINE YOUR BRAIN.
HEY! THAT'S IT!
YOU'RE MEAT, DORK!
EDDY'S GOOD, HUH, DOUBLE-D?
Sarah: ED!
SARAH?
SARAH?
ED?
ED!
ED, SARAH!
I'VE BEEN LOOKING FOR YOU!
MOM SAID TO CLEAN YOUR ROOM!
Edd: ED!
WHAT A TREE SAP!
HIYA, ED.
WHY ARE YOU DRESSED LIKE EDDY?
IT'S A DARE, JONNY. SO BUZZ OFF, MELON-HEAD!
HA HA HA!
HA HA HA! BEEN THERE, DONE THAT, ED--OH, I MEAN EDDY.
HA HA HA! OH... PLANK SAYS HE'LL GIVE YOU A QUARTER
IF YOU DO A DARE.
BRING IT ON. I'LL DO ANYTHING FOR CASH,
'CAUSE I'M SHORT.
AAH!
I'LL BE BACK IN 5 MINUTES 'CAUSE MOM SAID I COULD!
DECEPTION CERTAINLY IS EXCRUCIATING.
[FLY BUZZING]
[SNIFFING]
OH, THE INHUMANITY!
WHOA!
[GURGLING]
AAH!
OOH, WHAT IN HEAVEN'S NAME IS THIS?
A LADLE?
OH, MY... IT'S A TUB OF GRAVY!
[EDDY PANTING]
Kevin: GET OUT OF DOUBLE-D's HOUSE!
GET OUT HERE AND TAKE YOUR LUMPS!
BINGO!
Kevin: OPEN THIS DOOR!
Eddy: SUCKER!
Kevin: THAT'S IT! I'M GONNA COUNT TO 3.
DON'T BUST AN ARTERY, EINSTEIN.
[SIREN AND BUZZING]
Edd's voice, on recording: YOU HAVE INVADED MY PERSONAL SPACE.
DO NOT TOUCH ANYTHING
AND LEAVE VIA THE DESIGNATED EXIT.
[DOORKNOB RATTLING]
Edd's voice: WATCH YOUR STEP ON THE WAY OUT AND HAVE A NICE DAY.
OH, YOU CAN COUNT ON IT.
[KEVIN LAUGHING EVILLY]
OH, DEAR! AAH...
HA HA HA! BOY, EDDY,
TRUTH TO ANYONE, NOW, CAN WE?
RIGHT, ED?
I MEAN, PLANK.
[LAUGHS]
WHAT'S THAT, EDDY?
WHOO-HOO! WHAT A POTTY-MOUTH!
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ED, EDD N' EDDY!
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