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CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY TURNER ENTERTAINMENT GROUP AND U.S. DEPARTMENT OF EDUCATION

YEAH!

[TIRES SCREECHING]

[DING DING]

CUSTOMER!

HUP! HUP! HUP! HUP!

HELLO, ED BOYS. I MUST USE YOUR RESTROOM!

THE RESTROOM'S FOR PAYING CUSTOMERS ONLY, ROLFIE.

YOUR TRACTOR COULD USE SOME WORK.

FINE! YES! GO!

KEY'S IN THE GARAGE.

IS THAT COAGULATION OF DIRT AND CLAY ROLF?

DID YOU GIVE HIM PERMISSION TO GO INTO MY HOUSE?

HE'LL TRACK MUD!

RELAX. HE'LL NEVER MAKE IT INSIDE.

MAY THE FLEAS FROM YOUR COW INFLAME YOUR RHUBARB!

[ENGINE STARTS]

LET'S BRING HER INSIDE, BOYS!

[SCREECH]

WHOA!

THAT'S REALLY SOMETHING I'D EXPECT FROM YOU, ED.

[CRASH]

IT'S REALLY SOMETHING I WANTED TO DO, DOUBLE-D.

WHOO-HOO! DEMOLITION DERBY, BOYS!

COOL CRASH, HUH, ED?

I'VE SEEN BETTER, EDDY.

WHAT?

LOOK. THE TRACTOR IS STILL INTACT.

YOU COULD HAVE DONE A LOT MORE WITH THE TREE,

AND YOU HARDLY WRECKED KEVIN'S FENCE.

AND THE STEERING WHEEL SHOULD BE RAMMED OVER YOUR HEAD, LIKE SO.

OH, EXCUSE ME. I'M SUCH A HACK!

I'LL BE IN MY TRAILER.

EDDY GOT A TRAILER!

WHAT'S THIS THING DOING ON MY LAWN?

IT SEEMS SOME MISINFORMED OUT-OF-TOWNERS LOST THEIR WAY.

YEAH? WELL, I'M SENDING IT BACK!

[GRUNTING]

ED, GIVE ME A HAND!

FOUND ONE!

THIS JOKE IS OLDER

THAN MY MESOZOIC FOSSIL COLLECTION, ED.

WHOOPS! THERE IT GOES.

[CLANK]

YUP. MY BRAIN'S STOPPED.

[GIRLS GIGGLING]

DID YOU HEAR THAT?

KANKERS!

AND WE'RE IN THE OPEN!

HIDE IN HERE!

WAIT TILL THE FOLKS AT HOME SEE THIS.

I'M A MOVIE STAR!

MOVE IT, MAY, I'M BEAT!

MARIE, GET THAT CAMERA OUT OF MY FACE!

HEY, I THOUGHT THIS PLACE SHOULD HAVE BEEN CLEANED UP

BY THE TIME WE GOT BACK.

I'M CALLING THE MANAGER.

MY FEET ARE KILLING ME.

AHHH...

VACATIONS SURE ARE TIRING.

WHAT'S ON TV?

YOU ALWAYS PICK SOMETHING STUPID.

HEY!

SLIDE OVER!

WE'RE WATCHING INFOMERCIALS.

UH, WE USE NEW STENCH-AWAY DEODORANT.

KEEPS ME DRY AND FRESH.

THAT JUNK WRECKED MY CLOTHES.

GIVE ME THAT THING!

ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT!

[IMITATES SIREN]

REQUESTING BACKUP! WE'RE IN HOT PURSUIT!

IT'S MY TURN TO DRIVE.

BEEP! TRANSFER, PLEASE!

[THUD]

Kankers: IT'S OUR BOYFRIENDS!

WE'VE BEEN LOOKING FOR YOU.

YEAH, WE NEED TOUR GUIDES.

FORGET TOUR GUIDES!

JUST GET YOUR STINKING TRAILER OFF MY LAWN!

BUT WE'RE ON HOLIDAYS!

UH-OH. TOURISTS.

SUN.

SWEAT.

AND SOUVENIRS!

WHY, THESE SOUVENIRS LOOK SUSPICIOUSLY FAMILIAR.

AAH! GIRLS WERE IN MY ROOM, EDDY!

THESE LOCALS SURE KNOW HOW TO MAKE BACK-SCRATCHERS.

AHHHH...

WHY DON'T YOU KANKERS GET LOST?

AND FORGET ABOUT ANY LOVEY-DOVEY STUFF.

LOVEY-DOVEY!

ED, YOU DOLT!

AAAAAAHHHHH!

RUN AWAY!

AAH!

FLOUNDER!

COME ON, ED! HURRY UP!

STOOL FOR BLOCKING.

COME ON, COME ON!

COUCH FOR BLOCKING.

WHAT'S THIS SUPPOSED TO BE?

I'LL CHECK THE TOUR GUIDE.

SOME KIND OF DANCE, I THINK.

ED-D-D-D-Y...

THIS ISN'T THE TIME FOR BIRDCALLS, DOUBLE-D.

A CUP FOR BLOCKING.

DOUBLE-D THINKS HE'S A BIRD.

I HATE BIRDS.

K-K--

AND THAT WAS THE CALL OF

THE YELLOW-BELLIED BOYFRIEND.

HOW DID THEY GET IN MY HOUSE?

TIME FOR A CLOSE-UP, HOLIDAY BOYFRIEND.

HA HA HA HA!

HE'S SO CUTE.

HOW ABOUT A LITTLE HULA-HULA?

THIS ISN'T HAPPENING!

[GRUNTING]

AAAAH!

HEY, MARIE, GET ME WITH EDDY.

HELLO?

MARIE, FILM ME!

FILM WHAT? YOU JUST STANDING THERE?

Lee: I WAS GOING TO HANG EDDY FROM A REAR-VIEW MIRROR LIKE A TROLL.

Marie: BIG WHOOP!

LEE! MARIE! QUIT YOUR FIGHTING!

WE'RE SUPPOSED TO BE HAVING FUN!

HOLIDAYS, REMEMBER?

YOU'RE RIGHT, MAY.

YEAH, WE'RE FAMILY.

GROUP PHOTO!

HERE, DOUBLE-D. TAKE IT

AND MAKE IT GOOD.

OVER BY THE POOL, GIRLS!

HI, MOM!

GET AWAY FROM MY FISH TANK!

EDDY, PLEASE, I'M TRYING TO GET A GOOD SHOT.

A GOOD SHOT?

DOUBLE-D, THAT'S SOMETHING I'D EXPECT FROM ED!

THAT AGAIN IS SOMETHING I REALLY WANTED TO DO.

ED, DO THIS: GET RID OF--

MY FISH?

Ed: SHOULD I PUT THEM IN A PLASTIC BAG?

DID YOU SEE WHERE THEY WENT?

I WAS ENRAPTURED WITH ED'S WHINING.

IS IT SO WRONG TO BE LIKED?

[CRASH]

GET OUT OF MY ROOM!

WHO'S GOING TO MAKE US?

HEY, ARE THESE REAL LEOPARD SKIN UNDIES?

AAH!

THAT'S QUITE A STATEMENT, EDDY.

THEY'RE MY BROTHER'S.

WHAT?

SAYS "EDDY" ON THE TAG.

THAT'S IT! GET OUT OF MY ROOM!

I FEEL AS THOUGH WE SHOULD HELP EDDY, ED.

YES, WE SHOULD.

[EDDY SCREAMING AND CRASHING]

GET HIM TO PUT THEM ON, MARIE.

I CAN'T! HE WON'T LET GO!

GIVE THEM UP, MARIE. YOU DON'T HAVE A CHANCE.

HOW'S THIS?

HUBBA-HUBBA!

HI, EDDY!

BYE, EDDY!

EDDY, I FEAR THEY'RE BECOMING AMOROUS!

WHAT'S THAT MEAN?

[WHISPERS]

AAH! LAST ONE OUT'S A ROTTEN EGG!

[DOOR SLAMS]

LATER, BOYS!

YOU'LL HAVE TO COME HOME SOMETIME!

[CHAINSAW WHIRRING]

YAHOO!

THIS WATER PARK IDEA STINKS.

May: IT'S NOT MY FAULT THE WATER PRESSURE'S LOW.

EVERYTHING'S YOUR FAULT, MAY.

THEY'RE WRECKING MY HOUSE!

AMATEURS, EDDY. DON'T MAKE ME LAUGH.

WHY ARE YOU DORKS ON MY LAWN?

WE HEARD YOUR GRASS WAS GREENER, SO--

HEY, ED!

HERE'S OUR UNMENTIONABLES!

PRESS THEM, FOLD THEM, AND DON'T SKIMP ON THE STARCH.

HELLO.

[SNICKERS]

HAVING SOME GIRL PROBLEMS, ARE WE?

WHAT? SO? THEY'RE ON HOLIDAY.

WHAT?

A ROMANTIC GETAWAY, HUH?

A KOOCHIE-KOOCHIE CRUISE?

I GUESS THESE DWEEBS WILL BE HOLDING HANDS ALL SUMMER.

PRUNE-FACED JONNY, DO YOU HEAR THIS?

DON'T TOUCH ME!

HMM?

HA HA HA HA HA!

COME ON, ROLF. I'M GETTING A STITCH.

BYE-BYE!

HE'S RIGHT, EDDY.

THIS WEATHER ENSURES THEM A LONG VACATION.

WEATHER, HUH?

SUMMER'S ABOUT TO CALL IT A DAY, BOYS.

HEY, MARIE, CAN YOU FLIP ME OVER?

I'M GETTING CRISPY.

MARIE, FLIP ME OVER! I'M GETTING CRISPY!

MARIE!

SHUT UP, MAY.

DON'T YOU HEAR YOUR SISTER TALKING TO YOU?

NOPE. MUST BE THIS VACATION AIR,

I GUESS.

OW!

HA HA HA! SUCKER!

GRRR!

HA HA HA!

GET BACK HERE!

UH-OH.

IT'S RAINING!

RAIN?

UHH!

DOES MY HAIR LOOK OK?

SUMMER RAINS. YOU CAN NEVER PREDICT THEM.

COMMENCE THUNDER, EDDY!

[WHAM WHAM]

IT'S A TYPHOON!

SO WHAT?

WE'RE NOT GOING TO LET A LITTLE TYPHOON RUIN OUR VACATION, ARE WE?

AAH!

WHOA!

HANG ON, MAY!

WHOA!

I GOT THE DEBRIS, EDDY.

I WANTED TO DO THIS.

ALLEY-OOP!

I CAN'T SEE!

UHH!

MY EYES! THEY'RE BURNING!

WHOO-HOO! NICE AD LIB, ED!

NOW GET THEM OFF MY LAWN!

OKEY-DOKEY, SMOKEY!

THAT RHYMED.

I MUST SAY THIS WORKED OUT QUITE WELL.

CHEERIO, KANKER SISTERIO!

NOW WHAT?

DON'T EVEN THINK ABOUT IT!

THINK ABOUT IT!

PLEASE, ED, NO MORE RHYMES.

WHOA! AAH!

HMM.

AAAHHHH!

LOOK, THERE'S THAT WEIRD KID.

YEAH, THAT'S--THAT'S-- I FORGET HIS NAME.

Lee: WHAT'S HE UP TO?

WHAT THE HECK'S HE DOING?

WHO CARES? HE'S A--

[STOMPING]

I'M COMING, PLANK!

[CRASHING AND SHOUTING]

RUN, PLANK!

May: GIVE ME BACK MY BACK-SCRATCHER!

SCRATCH THIS!

WHOA!

FILTHY, FILTHY, FILTHY.

THAT'S SOMETHING I'D EXPECT FROM DOUBLE-D, EDDY.

DON'T REMIND ME.

AHHH...

DO YOU HEAR SOMETHING?

OH, MAN.

WHAT'S A TRAILER DOING ON MY--

TRAILER?

STAY OFF MY LAWN!

KEVIN! THERE'S A--

OH.

I GUESS YOU ALREADY KNOW.

NOW THIS IS WHAT I CALL A VACATION.

JUST LIKE THE CRUISE MOM TOOK.

I DON'T FEEL SO GOOD.

THEY'RE YOURS!

NO WAY! YOURS!

ED, HELP!

1 PLUS 1 EQUALS ONE ON A BUN.

ED!

SALAMI! BOLOGNA! AND PUMPERNICKEL LOAF!

LISTEN UP, YOU SPIRITS OF THE UNDERWOOD!

WHOO-HOO! LISTEN, PLANK!

I THINK WE HAVE ANGERED THE SPIRITS.

AS IT IS A TRAVESTY TO MIX SALAMI AND BOLOGNA--

SHH!

[MOANING SOUND]

[TRUMPET FANFARE]

SOMEONE IS TRYING TO MAKE CONTACT FROM--

YOU KNOW...

THE DEAD!

REALLY? SPIRITS FROM THE DEAD?

SURE.

SHOW ME WHERE, EDDY!

LOOK! A PHENOMENON!

AAH!

THE SPIRIT'S A LITTLE LOW ON CASH,

AND NEEDS BUS FARE TO JOIN US.

HUH?

YAH, YAH, YAH, YAH.

HERE YOU GO.

WHAT?

HMM...

CROSSTOWN, FULL FARE.

[SNICKER]

HA HA HA HA!

HOOK, LINE, AND STINKER.

LET'S WRAP THIS UP AND BUY SOME JAWBREAKERS.

Edd: RIGHTO.

I SHALL NOW SUMMON THE GHOST!

RIKKI-TIKKI-STIKKI-WIKKI!

ENTER, OH SPIRIT OF THE UNDERWOOD!

[GRUNTING]

LOOKY!

THE SPIRIT HAS STOPPED.

A CURSE, I SAY!

SEEMS THE SPIRIT HAS A SNAG.

WHOA!

THE SPIRIT IS QUICK!

I DIDN'T SEE IT EITHER, PLANK.

WHAT THE...

Jonny: THERE IT IS!

I'M READY TO BUST WITH EXCITEMENT!

LOOK! IT IS SO REPULSIVE!

IT WANTS ROLF!

I AM A LITTLE TEAPOT, SHORT AND STOUT!

THIS IS MY HANDLE, THIS IS MY SPOUT!

Edd: HELP ME!

LOOK! MORE GHOSTS, PLANK!

Edd: STAY BACK! RETREAT!

SAVE ME FROM THIS SAVAGE BEAST!

DON'T YOU TOUCH ME!

AAH!

[GROWL]

GIVE YOURSELF UP, ROLF!

IT'S YOU IT WANTS!

EDDY, YOU IDIOT!

IT'S JUST STUPID SARAH.

HELLO, BABY SISTER.

YOU COME WITH ME, MISTER!

AAH!

OW! WHAT DID I DO?

SARAH! COME BACK HERE WITH MY GHOST!

SARAH'S INTERRUPTION CONSTITUTED A REFUND, EDDY.

JONNY AND ROLF WERE NOT IMPRESSED.

REFUND?

WHY DOES ED PUT UP WITH HER?

SARAH, HURRY!

I THINK IT'S CRAWLING TOWARDS ME!

BUT IT WASN'T ME, SARAH!

I ALWAYS PUT THE SEAT DOWN!

THE CAVALRY HAS ARRIVED!

WHAT'S YOUR SOCK DOING IN MY ROOM?

SLEEPING?

PICK IT UP, OR I'LL TELL MOM!

DON'T TELL MOM, OK?

[CHUCKLES]

IS THERE ANYTHING ELSE I CAN DO?

DRESS MY DOLLIES!

OK. SOMETHING ELSE, O LOVABLE SISTER

WHO SHARES THE SAME MOM AND DAD?

CLEAN OUT YOUR DISGUSTING FREEZER EXPERIMENTS!

HOLY MACKEREL!

AND AFTER THAT, SET UP OUR PICNIC OUTSIDE!

IS THAT ALL?

I'M JUST GETTING STARTED!

LET'S SEE NOW...

IT'S TIMES LIKE THIS

I'M GLAD I'M AN ONLY CHILD.

THAT'S PATHETIC. ED SHOULD TELL HER TO JUST--

HIT THE ROAD, FLATHEAD!

ED HAS A LOT OF WORK TO DO.

BOY, I WOULDN'T WANT TO BE IN HIS SHOES.

WHO WOULD? ED?

WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

DRESSING THE DOLLY.

LOOK AT THE PRETTY HAT, EDDY.

GET OVER IT!

IF SHE TOLD YOU TO JUMP IN A LAKE

WITH A ROCK TIED TO YOUR HEAD

AND WAIT FOR NAKED PHOTOS OF YOU TO DEVELOP

SO SHE CAN HAND THEM OUT TO ALL THE KIDS IN THE CUL-DE-SAC,

WOULD YOU?

I HAD SOCKS ON, EDDY.

EDDY, FAMILY MATTERS ARE BEST LEFT TO EXPERTS

WHO DEAL WITH SITUATIONS LIKE--AGH!

NICE SHOT, EDDY!

NOW IF YOU HAD YOUR OWN PLACE,

YOU WOULDN'T HAVE TO TAKE ORDERS FROM ANYONE.

YOU'D BE YOUR OWN BOSS.

PRETTY COOL, HUH?

ED? ED?

WHAT DO YOU THINK?

[IMITATES ED] I LIKE IT, EDDY!

I HAVE ONE EYEBROW AND THE BRAIN OF A BUG!

GOING OUT ON ONE'S OWN REQUIRES PLANNING, EDDY.

THERE'S SO MUCH WORK INVOLVED THAT--

Ed: RELAX, DOUBLE-D.

I'LL HELP HIM PACK.

YES, WELL, LET'S BE SURE TO PACK HAND SOAP.

PUT SOME MUSCLE IN IT, BOYS!

[GRUNTS]

[GRUNTS]

ED, DID YOU PACK ONLY THE ESSENTIALS LIKE I ASKED?

TAG, YOU'RE IT!

GO, DOUBLE-D, GO!

AAH!

CURSE THESE SHORT LEGS!

WELL, THERE'S MY EXERCISE FOR THE DAY.

WHOO! WELL, MR. ED,

WHERE DO YOU WANT TO SET UP

YOUR NEW PAD?

BUT, EDDY, WHAT ABOUT SARAH'S CHORES?

ALL TAKEN CARE OF, ED.

LOOK, PLANK!

WE GET TO GO TO A TEA PARTY!

THINK BIG, ED.

WHERE HAVE YOU ALWAYS WANTED TO LIVE?

CLOSE TO A MAILBOX, EDDY.

I KNOW JUST THE PLACE.

Rolf: AWHOOOO!

[SNIFF]

HMM...

THE SOIL HAS BEEN LEACHED.

HALF A FERMENTED SPORES WILL CURE THIS PLAGUE.

[MOO]

FILTHY ANIMALS DO NOT BELONG IN ROLF'S SHED!

HIYA, ROLF! HIYA, ROLF! HIYA, ROLF!

DO NOT TALK TO ROLF AS THOUGH ALL IS FORGOTTEN,

FORTUNE-TELLER ED BOYS!

YOU HAVE BESMIRCHED ROLF WITH YOUR SCRAM!

UM, I THINK YOU MEAN SCAM.

ONE...TWO...

WHERE IS THE BRAINY ED BOY?

HMM?

PRESENT.

YOU GOT TO HELP US, ROLF.

Edd: YOU SEE, ROLF, ED HAS MOVED OUT OF HIS HOME

IN ORDER TO LEAD A MORE INDEPENDENT LIFE,

AND TO GET AWAY FROM SARAH-- WOULDN'T WE ALL?

AND WELL, HERE WE ARE!

THIS IS A BRAVE THING YOU DO,

LONG-IN-THE-NECK ED BOY.

WELCOME TO THE HOME OF ROLF.

PLEASE MAKE YOURSELF AT HOME,

AS ROLF COULD NOT SLEEP AT NIGHT

KNOWING DIMWIT ED BOYS OUT FREE IN THE STREETS.

ROLF SURE IS AN UPRIGHT FELLOW.

WHAT A FEEB!

SHALL WE UNPACK?

Eddy: DON'T BREAK A NAIL, DOUBLE-D.

Ed: WHOA! YEAH!

AAH!

Ed: I LOVE CANOES.

WHEW!

IT LOOKS JUST LIKE YOUR OLD ROOM, ED.

YEAH. HOME SWEET HOME.

MY PLACE IS THE CAT'S TUXEDO, GUYS.

RIGHT, POOCHIE?

[MOO]

HMM? WILFRID! VICTOR!

NEED I REMIND YOU, YOU ARE FORBIDDEN TO EAT

IN ROLF'S VEGETABLE PATCH?

HI, NEIGHBOR!

AAH! WHY ARE YOU IN THE TROUGH OF FOOD SPOILS?

I'M HOT-TUBBING!

DO NOT FRAZZLE ROLF!

PLEASE DO NOT CONTAMINATE THE FOOD, AS PIGS EAT FROM IT!

[GRUNTS]

MAY SHOWER SCUM DEVOUR YOUR HEAD!

ED BOY?

WHAT'S UP, STRETCH?

DO YOU LIKE BEING A GUEST AT THE HOUSE OF ROLF,

AND YOU KNOW, MAKE LAZY ON ROLF'S STUMP?

WHAT, ARE YOU KIDDING? IT'S GREAT.

I'M A COWBOY! BANG BANG!

A BURDEN HAS BEEN PLACED ON ROLF.

Edd: YEAH!

EGGCEPTIONAL!

EGGSHELLS CAN HOLD MANY TIMES ITS OWN WEIGHT WITHOUT--

Ed: DOUBLE-D!

AM I GOOD OR WHAT?

MAY YOUR NOSE FESTER WITH THE RAGE OF OLIVES!

I'M SORRY, ROLF.

[BAAS]

EGGS, EGGS, EGGS, EGGS.

HEY, ROLF--

A HYPOTHESIS!

AAH!

DOCUMENTED AND PROVEN.

NOT A SCRATCH.

MY PATIENCE IS WEARING THIN, LIKE MAMA'S HEAD OF HAIR!

Ed: THIS IS FUN!

YOU HAVE THE USE OF ROLF'S SHED, AND NOTHING MORE!

[ROLF GRUNTING]

TIME TO WASH AND FILL ROLF'S EMPTY BELLY.

[GOBBLING]

SHH! SHH!

[GROAN]

OH...THE MOON RESEMBLES HALF-EATEN CHEESE.

[YAWNS]

[SNORING]

[SNORING]

ED BOYS TRY ME AT EVERY TURN!

TURN OUT THAT LIGHT!

YES! SORRY, ED BOY.

OH...

[SNORING STOPS]

AH, THE BEAST HAS STOPPED.

NIGHTY-NIGHT, ROLF.

[ALARM BEEPING]

SMOKE? WHAT?

YOU HAVEN'T LIVED TILL YOU'VE TRIED ONE OF MY OMELETS.

GOOD MORNING, ROLF.

FRESH FRUIT AND THE MORNING PAPER TO START YOUR DAY?

Ed: HEY, NEIGHBOR!

YOU WOULDN'T HAPPEN TO HAVE ANY PAPER I CAN BORROW?

OH, CAN I BORROW THIS SINK?

Eddy: I NEED KETCHUP FOR MY EGGS, ROLFIE BOY.

Ed: ANYONE GOT A BREATH MINT?

THE BURDEN OF HOSPITALITY IS TOO GREAT FOR ROLF!

1, 2, 3!

LET'S DO IT AGAIN!

HA HA HA HA!

WHOA!

HUH?

HAVING FUN WITH MY SHED, ED BOYS?

IS ALL WELL, ROLF?

WIPE YOUR FEET, PLEASE.

YOU HAVE BROKEN THE CELERY STALK ON THE BACK OF A SEA URCHIN!

WHAT DID HE SAY?

[POW]

THE YEAST HAS RISEN AND SHOWS ME THE FUTURE

OF THE COUCH CREATURE ED BOYS.

DO YOU HEAR IT? THE SPIRIT OF THE RIND SPEAKS.

WHAT DOES IT SAY?

YEAH, TELL US, O SWAMI.

AH. IT SAYS THAT YOUR DAY WILL BEGIN BY...

CLEANING MY PIGPEN!

HERE, PIGGY, PIGGY, PIGGY!

SOOEY! PIGGY!

ALSO YOUR FUTURE WILL HOLD

THAT YOU DE-LICE THE CHICKENS,

AND SHAKE THE DEW FROM THE TREE,

AND BRUSH THE HAIR ON THE BACK OF ROLF!

Edd: GLOVES! I NEED GLOVES!

Ed: PUMPKINS SURE ARE BOSSY.

Eddy: SHUT UP, ED.

ED, EDD, N' EDDY!

YEAH!

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