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CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY TURNER ENTERTAINMENT GROUP AND U.S. DEPARTMENT OF EDUCATION

BRRRR! YEAH!

VROOM! VROOM!

VROOM!

BEEP BEEP!

SCREECH!

BEEP BEEP! SCREECH!

VROOM! BEEP BEEP!

BRRRR!

SCREECH!

DELIVERY, MISTER?

DID YOU EAT BREAKFAST THIS MORNING, ED?

HERE, GIVE IT TO DOUBLE "D" TO PUT ON THE TABLE.

SERVICE IS MY MIDDLE TOE. CHECK PLEASE.

SHOULD HAVE ATE BREAKFAST, ED.

SEEMS TO BE IN FINE CONDITION.

10 CENTS, A FAIR ASKING PRICE.

THIS COOL HELMET OUGHT TO BRING IN...

QUIT FOOLING AROUND, ED!

[LAUGHING]

IT'S FOR MY TABLE, EDDY. CAR DOOR--ONLY 5 CENTS.

DAD'S CANOE--20 CENTS.

MOM'S DRYER--15 CENTS.

NO PRICE WILL BE REFUSED AT HONEST ED'S.

TABLE--5 CENTS.

OOPS!

LONDON BRIDGE IS FALLING!

UHHH...

AHH!

UHH.

AAH!

HUH?

CAFE AU LAIT!

WHAT DAY IS IT?

WHY, IT'S GARAGE SALE DAY, EDDY,

AND I'VE JUST FINISHED PRICING MY MERCHANDISE.

5 CENTS FOR SKATES, 2 CENTS FOR A STACK OF COMICS?

WHAT ARE YOU? UP THE ANTE, DOUBLE "D."

I'M CHARGING 50 BUCKS FOR THIS BABY.

50 DOLLARS?

EDDY, THE THINKING BEHIND A GARAGE SALE

IS TO RECYCLE ONE'S UNWANTED ITEMS

AT A FAIR AND ECONOMICAL PRICE.

MY STUFF AIN'T "ECONOMICAL."

THEY'RE DELUXE, ONE-OF-A-KIND ITEMS.

YOUR SCHOOL PHOTO?

EDDY, PLEASE, THIS IS HARDLY COLLECTIBLE.

Ed: MORE JUNK!

AAH!

NO, WAIT, ED!

WHOA!

Sarah: COOTCHY COOTCHY COO. HEY, HEY!

YOU'RE RIGHT, JIMMY. HE'S STILL BREATHING.

TOO BAD. LET'S MAKE SOME THREE-BERRY SLUSHY, SARAH.

GIVE ME THAT. YOU GOT TO PAY FOR IT FIRST, JIM--

Sarah: HE DID, SMARTY PANTS.

I GOT IT AT KEVIN'S GARAGE SALE FOR A NICKEL.

WELL, IT SEEMS KEVIN'S GIVING US SOME HEALTHY COMPETITION, EDDY.

ARGGGH!

NO MORE THAN 1. NO LESS THAN 4.

THEN 1 TURNIP AND 2 CARROTS, OR I WALK.

THROW IN 20 BUCKS, AND IT'S YOURS.

THIS IS GOOD, BUT YOU ARE BAD,

AS ROLF WOULD HAVE GONE AS HIGH AS 5 TURNIPS.

YOU ARE SO WEAK.

KEVIN JUST SCORED 20 BUCKS.

HOW MUCH IS THIS, KEVIN?

50 CENTS. TAKE IT OR LEAVE IT.

Jonny, laughing: OK.

DOESN'T PLANK WANT ONE, TOO?

HOW DID YOU KNOW?

HOW DID HE KNOW?

I'M NOT SURE. COULD BE AN INSTINCT.

I SMELL IT, TOO.

HE KNOWS TOO MUCH. SOMETHING'S FISHY.

HUH? [KEVIN LAUGHING]

SEE YOU AT THE CANDY STORE, DORK, DORK, AND DORKY.

UH, KEVIN--

SHEEPSKIN SEAT COVERS.

WOW! HE KNEW WHAT I WAS GOING TO SAY.

SEE? HE'S GOT INSIDE INFORMATION.

HE KNOWS MORE THAN DOUBLE "D."

OH, REALLY?

SHALL WE INVESTIGATE?

Ed: DOUBLE D's GOT A PLAN, EDDY!

SHTICK.

Edd: I'VE CREATED A FEW TOP-SECRET DEVICES

IN ORDER TO SCRUTINIZE KEVIN'S MASTER PLAN.

COOL! COOL!

LET'S SEE NOW. BEHOLD!

Ed: AHA!

IT'S A MOP. SO WHAT?

THIS COVERT HOUSEHOLD UTENSIL

CONTAINS A TINY RADIO TRANSMITTER--

YAWN.

WELL, THEN, HOW ABOUT

A BUCKET THAT HOLDS A TAPE RECORDER

HIDDEN IN A FALSE BOTTOM? SEE?

QUIT HOLDING OUT, DOUBLE "D."

WHERE ARE THE SMOKE SCREENS,

OIL SLICKS, LASER WATCHES?

UM, DOUBLE "D," WHAT'S THIS DO?

THAT'S JUST A COAT HANGER, ED.

OH.

MUM'S THE WORD.

WAIT A MINUTE. I FOUND A JAWBREAKER.

EDDY, STOP! NO!

IT MAY LOOK LIKE A JAWBREAKER,

BUT IT'S REALLY A BAKING POWDER VAPOR BARRIER

FOR QUICK ESCAPES.

WHY, JUST ONE LICK--

Ed: BANANAS!

Eddy: WHOA! GIVE ME THAT!

A JET PACK!

PLEASE, EDDY, I'M STILL TESTING IT.

WHOO-HOO! WORKS FINE, DOUBLE "D."

OH, DEAR, EDDY!

WHOO!

BUT WE STILL NEED TO PICK CODE NAMES, EDDY.

I AM THE CLAW, AND THE CLAW WISHES TO FLY, TOO!

Eddy: AAH!

NICE ONE, ED.

Ed: THANKS, EDDY!

ALL THAT HARD WORK.

[ALARM SOUNDS]

IT'S THE KEVIN MOTION ALERT.

WE'RE RECEIVING A TRANSMISSION.

WHAT'S HE HOLDING? ZOOM IN! ZOOM IN!

WHERE DID YOU HIDE THE CAMERA?

ONLY THE CLAW KNOWS!

Kevin: HUH?

DORK!

WE'VE LOST VISUAL CONTACT.

WE'LL NEED TO SWITCH TO FIELD SURVEILLANCE, EDDY.

Edd: I'LL EXPLAIN ON THE WAY.

THE CLAW IS NEEDED!

GET GOING! YOU ALMOST POKED ME IN THE HEAD WITH THAT STUPID THING.

LOUDMOUTH TO THE PROJECTOR, DO YOU READ ME?

Edd: EDDY!

I'M THE PROFESSOR.

WHATEVER. BIG CHIN HAS MADE CONTACT.

WHOA!

YEAH, IN ONE SITTING.

YOU'RE SICK, MAN.

COPY THAT, LOUDMOUTH.

[WHISTLING]

HUH? HMM?

I THINK ED FOUND HIS CALLING IN LIFE, HUH, ROLF?

ED BOY REMINDS ME TO WATER MY YAM.

Kevin, laughing: YAM! GOOD ONE!

Rolf: THIS IS NO JOKE.

Kevin: YOU'RE KILLING ME.

HELLO. DIRECT ME TO YOUR MUSIC BOX.

HUMPH!

Edd: A CODE OF SOME SORT.

THIS IS BIG.

WHOA!

Edd: THEY APPEAR TO BE SOME CLANDESTINE ORDER

BENT ON THE EXCHANGE OF CLASSIFIED INTELLIGENCE.

AHA! SAY WHAT?

Edd: IT'S A MEETING OF SPIES, EDDY.

Ed: LET ME, DOUBLE "D"! I LOVE SPIES!

Eddy: GET IN LINE!

LOOKS LIKE JIMMY'S THE BRAINS OF THE OUTFIT.

THERE'S SARAH.

OH, YEAH, IT'S THE PARCELS.

I BET THEY'RE LOADED WITH INTELLIGENCE.

VERY GOOD, EDDY!

NOT BAD, HUH?

LET'S MINGLE AND SHUT DOWN THIS OPERATION.

Eddy: WHERE'D THEY GO? WHO? WHAT? WHERE?

Ed: YOU GOT SLEEPIES IN YOUR EYES, EDDY.

OH! LET'S GO, AGENTS.

HMM? HMM?

[BEEPING]

[LAUGHING]

[CRASH]

[DOORBELL RINGS] LET ROLF GET THE DOOR, PALE JIMMY.

NICE LITTLE SOIREE,

HUH, ROLFIE BOY?

Rolf: YOU HAVE AN INVITATION, OVERDRESSED ED BOY?

Eddy: THE CROW CAWS AT MIDNIGHT.

AND THE CAT SOURS THE BASIL.

ROLF WOULD LOVE TO TALK POLITICS,

BUT I MUST SEE YOUR INVITATION.

NO PROBLEM, STRETCH. LOOK! WHO'S THAT HAIRY BEAST EATING ALL THE DIP?

NANA?

HA HA!

SO, NAZZ, HOW LONG HAVE YOU BEEN A MEMBER OF KEVIN'S INNER CIRCLE?

AAH!

QUIET, EDDY. I'M IN DISGUISE.

I HAVE REASON TO BELIEVE THE REFRESHMENTS

ARE LACED WITH A POWERFUL TRUTH SERUM.

A QUICK ANALYSIS SHOULD VERIFY THIS.

WHOOP!

I'LL FOLLOW BIG CHIN.

HMM? HMM.

[ENGINE STARTING]

UHH!

AWW! OH!

♪♪

YAY!

HEY, DOUBLE "D," I SNAGGED THIS FROM KEV WHEN HE WASN'T LOOKING.

BETTER ANALYZE IT.

AAH! HUH?

H-HI, NAZZ.

Jimmy: NAZZ, YOUR TURN TO HIT THE PIÑATA.

Kevin: GO, NAZZ, GO!

Nazz: OK, GUYS.

NOW'S OUR CHANCE TO CHECK OUT THESE PACKAGES.

KEVIN THINKS HE'S SO SMART.

GO, ROLF, GO! HA HA!

GOOD ONE, ROLF. LET ME TRY.

PARTY IS FUN, NO?

THIS ONE APPEARS TO BE ANOTHER TEDDY BEAR, EDDY.

IT'S THOSE X-RAY GLASSES. THEY'RE BUSTED.

EDDY, THINK ABOUT IT.

PACKAGES WITH RIBBONS, PIÑATAS, AND FUNNY HATS.

I THINK WE'VE MADE A TERRIBLE MISTAKE.

Jimmy: HOLY MACKEREL!

HERE GOES!

GO, JIMMY!

[HORSE WHINNIES]

Jimmy: MY CANDY! MY CANDY! HOT DIGGITY DOG!

AAH!

LOOK WHAT I FOUND!

Sarah: ED!

ARGGGH!

DO NOT DAUNT THE CLAW!

Sarah: ED!

YOU IDIOT, WHO SAID YOU COULD COME?

PRESENTS!

HUH?

WHAT'D YOU GET?

WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

I THINK THE QUESTION IS, WHAT ARE YOU DOING WITH...

THIS?!

OH!

I'M SO MISUNDERSTOOD.

I WANTED A PONY.

[JIMMY CRYING]

THERE GOES THE BIRTHDAY BOY.

YOU DORKS WRECKED ANOTHER PARTY.

GOOD ONE, DOUBLE "D."

IT'S JUST A MISUNDERSTANDING.

GOOD LUCK CATCHING US, AS WE'LL BE INVISIBLE TO THE NAKED EYE

WITH THIS BAKING POWDER VAPOR BARRIER.

A SHROUD, ONE MIGHT SAY.

YOU SAID A MOUTHFUL.

IT'S POUNDING TIME.

YOU'LL NEVER TAKE US ALIVE!

[EVERYONE SCREAMS]

NOW DO YOU SEE THE IMPORTANCE OF EXTENSIVE TESTING?

WHERE DID EVERYBODY GO?

HUH?

Edd: MESSY, MESSY, MESSY!

BIG DEAL! LET'S RUN AWAY BEFORE THEY GET BACK.

Kevin: WHERE WERE WE?

Eddy, nervously: HI, KEV.

Ed: COOL. THIS REMINDS ME OF THE MOVIE,

ZOMBIES FROM THE DEEP FREEZE. A CASH COW.

THIS IS THE PART WHERE WE'LL BE TORN TO PIECES,

STUFFED INTO ICE CUBE TRAYS,

AND FROZEN AND USED TO COOL THEIR DRINKS.

Edd: NON-ALCOHOLIC, I HOPE.

Eddy: SCREWDRIVER!

[HAMMERING]

Edd: THANK YOU.

SAW.

SAW.

SAW!

[MORONIC LAUGH]

Eddy: HAMMER!

HAMMER! HAMMER! HAMMER.

THEY'LL NEVER KNOW WHAT HIT THEM.

IT'S THE SCAM OF SCAMS!

READY, DOUBLE "D"?

I FAIL TO SEE THE CORRELATION

BETWEEN "READY" AND "COMPLETE," EDDY.

PLUNGER, PLEASE.

DON'T GET YOUR SOCK IN A KNOT, MR. PERFECTO.

PLUNGER, ED.

[ROOSTER CROWS]

ED, PLUNGER!

ARE YOU COUNTING YOUR TEETH AGAIN?

[GASP]

NOW WHERE'D HE GO? HMM?

TAKE THIS!

AH! AND THAT!

AND THAT!

YOUR FLY IS OPEN.

THINK AGAIN, ZOMBIE MIND MUNCHER FROM MUCUS MANSION!

HA HA!

WHOA!

DO NOT TRY TO ESCAPE, MUTANT, AS I AM TOO GOOD FOR YOU!

HA HA! YOU'RE SNEAKY.

[GIGGLING]

PREPARE TO MEET YOUR MAKER!

OH, MY BRAIN HAS BEEN MUNCHED!

Edd: NO SNAPPY COMEBACK, EDDY?

Eddy: TOO EASY.

ED, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

HUH?! OH.

I WAS SWORD-FIGHTING WITH MY FRIEND JIB.

JIB, THESE ARE MY PALS, EDDY AND DOUBLE "D."

WHO ARE YOU TALKING TO?

UH, WHAT'S THAT?

JIB SAYS, "EDDY IS AS BLIND AS A BAT."

[GIGGLING]

DON'T YOU SEE, EDDY?

JIB!

OK, SURE...

JIB!

[BOTH LAUGHING]

I'M PLEASED TO MEET YOU, JIB.

YOU LOOK LIKE A STRONG...

JIB.

HOW ABOUT AN ARM WRESTLE?

[HYSTERICAL LAUGHTER]

HA HA!

JIB WANTS TO SHOW YOU SOMETHING.

BUT MY EYES ARE STRAINING ALREADY.

[LAUGHING]

DO YOU THINK ED REALLY BELIEVES THERE'S SOMEONE THERE?

Eddy: NAH! ED'S PULLING OUR LEG.

THIS IS JIB'S FAVORITE GAME.

JIB SAYS SIT.

JIB'S A PRETTY BOSSY GUY.

YOU HEARD HIM, DOUBLE "D." ED?

SASSAFRAS!

[EDD SCREAMING]

DIZZY! I'M DIZZY!

ED, YOU'RE SUCH A NECK.

Ed: JIB'S A HOOT, HUH, EDDY?

WHAT GOES ON, ED BOYS? SPEAK TO ROLF.

WE'RE JUST PLAYING WITH JIB-- ED'S NEW FRIEND.

I SEE NO JIB. WHAT JIB?

HAS A TRUCK BACKED UP ON YOUR FRESHLY PAVED DRIVEWAY?

JIB LOVES CHICKENS, TOO.

TELL ME THE WAYS OF JIB.

ROLF IS CONFUSED.

JIB SAYS SIT.

[SCREAMING]

GET IT!

INFORM ROLF OF THIS JIB!

OK, YOUR TURN, JIB. ALLEY-OOP!

WOW, LOOK AT JIB, GUYS!

HA HA HA HA! JIB'S THROWING UP.

HA HA! I AM IN STITCHES!

AH, COME HERE, BRAVE SOLDIER.

ALL RIGHT, ENOUGH FOOLING AROUND.

BACK TO WORK.

Edd: THAT WAS FUN, ED.

UGH!

WHY YOU!

IT WASN'T ME!

UM, JIB SAYS, "WORK IS FOR SUCKERS."

NO WORK FOR JIB, HUH? OK, JIB, WHAT THEN?

JIB SAYS HE WANTS TO PLAY TAG. YOU'RE IT, EDDY!

OOH!

RUN, JIB! EDDY'S TRYING TO TAG YOU!

COME HERE, YOU!

LET ME JUST GET MY HANDS ON YOU!

WHY YOU!

Ed: I'M HUNGRY.

LOOK AT ME! BOY, I'M GOOD.

[EDDY PANTING]

Eddy: ED!

Ed: RUN, JIB!

WELL, WELL, WELL.

WHAT'S UP WITH THAT GUY?

COMICS, EDDY. IT'S POISON FOR THE BRAIN.

THIS CANCER HAS SWALLOWED ED'S MIND, CAUSING HIM TO INVENT AN IMAGINARY FRIEND.

I SUGGEST REEDUCATION THROUGH CLASSIC NOVELS

WITH WEEKLY CEREBRUM MASSAGES.

IN YOUR DREAMS.

HMM.

GEE, JIB, YOU'RE GOOD.

LOOK AT HIM, PLAYING BY HIMSELF LIKE AN IDIOT.

Ed: IT WAS JIB!

Edd: WELL, WITH DISTRACTIONS AND ALL, IT'S COMPLETE, EDDY.

OH, BABY! BACK TO REALITY.

WE'RE GOING TO BE RICH!

NO ONE CAN RESIST A PRIZE GRABBER MACHINE.

Jimmy: DID IT FALL OFF A TRUCK?

Sarah: THAT'S HOW MY BROTHER WAS BORN.

Kevin: PRIZE GRABBERS ARE COOL.

BOY, THAT WAS FAST. HURRY, DOUBLE "D."

I AMAZE ME.

LOOK AT THOSE SUPER-DUPER PRIZES,

AND ONLY 25 CENTS.

COME ON, GO FOR IT.

GO FOR THE BOOMBOX, THERE, JIMMY.

I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEAT.

BINGO!

HERE I GO. WATCH ME.

THAT'S IT. THAT'S IT.

Ed: HI, EVERYBODY.

Eddy: UGGH!

MEET MY NEW FRIEND JIB.

JIB, THAT'S JIMMY, KEVIN, AND MY BABY SISTER SARAH.

ED, YOU'RE SCARING ME!

JIB MADE YOU PRESENTS.

All 3: PRESENTS?

I HATE JIB.

COOL! THANKS, JIBBO!

ISN'T JIB THE NICEST KID YOU EVER MET?

I'M SO TAKEN, I'M GOING TO WIN YOU A PRIZE, JIB.

I LOVE YOU, JIB.

[GIGGLES]

JIMMY, STOP! JIB SAYS THIS MACHINE IS A RIPOFF.

IT'S ALL A BIG SCAM!

WOW! THANKS, JIB.

ED!

Ed: WATCH OUT, JIB! EDDY'S GOING TO TAG YOU.

I MUST EXPRESS MY CONCERN OF ACCOMPLISHING ANYTHING

WITH JIB AROUND.

I'M AT QUITE A QUANDARY.

FORGET YOUR LAUNDRY.

I HATE JIB!

AAH!

[SNARLING AND GROWLING]

OW! OW!

WE NEED EXPERT ADVICE.

EXPERT, HUH? LET'S GO.

[HUMMING]

HELLO, JONNY.

WE SEEM TO BE AT AN IMPASSE

AND WISH TO SOLICIT YOUR EXPERT ADVICE.

SAY WHAT?

UM, ED HAS AN IMAGINARY FRIEND. CAN YOU HELP US?

IMAGINARY FRIEND? WHAT'S THAT?

COME ON, YOU KNOW-- AN IMAGINARY FRIEND?

HMM.

SORRY. I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT.

MAYBE PLANK KNOWS.

HMM? THIS IS OUR EXPERT?

SHH!

PLANK SAYS TO BUILD AN INVISIBLE TRAP.

MAKES SENSE TO ME. DOUBLE "D," DRAW UP THE INVISIBLE PLAN.

WITH INVISIBLE INK?

THIS IS BECOMING CONTAGIOUS.

WHOA! BUBBLY, HUH, JIB?!

JUST A FEW UNSEEN ADJUSTMENTS.

WELL?

A COVERT TWIST HERE.

IT'S READY, EDDY.

"READY, EDDY." I LIKE THAT.

OH, JIB! JIB, WE GOT A PRESENT FOR YOU!

HMM?

HMM!

[THUD]

SUCKER IN THE TRAP!

UGH! THOUGHT YOU COULD OUTSMART US, HUH, JIB?

WHOA! WHAT THE--

UH...JIB?

[JIB PUNCHING]

OOH! UH!

WHOA!

ED, DO SOMETHING. EDDY HASN'T A CHANCE.

HUH?

AW, JIB'S JUST PLAYING.

HEY! WHAT'S WITH EDDY?

Ed: EDDY'S PLAYING WITH JIB.

Eddy: UNCLE! UNCLE!

Jimmy: JIB'S SO ATHLETIC.

[EDDY SCREAMS AND BUZZER SOUNDS]

[CHEERING]

[SOBBING] WHO'S GOING TO PUSH ME ON THE SWING

OR GO FISHING WITH ME?

WHO'S GOING TO HELP ME BUTTER MY TOAST?

UM...TIME HEALS ALL WOUNDS, ED.

Eddy: AND GOOD RIDDANCE!

YEAH, JIB!

TAKE THIS...UGH!

JUNK WITH YOU!

YEAH, I'LL MISS YOU LIKE A HERNIA.

Everyone: BYE, JIB!

Jimmy: SEE YA!

[ED WHISTLES]

THIS STINKS.

YES, AND HE DID NOT EVEN TRY ROLF'S CANDIED BEETS.

SO MANY THINGS LEFT UNSAID.

JIB SAID HIS WORK HERE WAS DONE.

CAN WE GIVE IT A REST, ALREADY?

Eddy: OH, ED!

APPARENTLY NOT.

GUESS WHAT I'VE GOT?

HMM?

IT'S AN INVISIBLE POTATO IN AN INVISIBLE SLINGSHOT.

Ed: WHERE, EDDY? DON'T BLINK!

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ED, EDD N EDDY!

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