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CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY
TURNER ENTERTAINMENT GROUP AND
U.S. DEPARTMENT OF EDUCATION
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BRRRR...YEAH!
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[GROWLING]
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ED! PAY ATTENTION!
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HERE I SEE
THE NINTH HOLE,
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WITH A JUMP
OVER THE WATER
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AND A SPIRAL TWIST
TO THE HOLE.
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NOW, WHERE TO PUT
THE CART RENTALS...
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DEVOUR STINKY SOCK!
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[BABBLING]
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GIVE ME THOSE SOCKS!
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PLLLLT!
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WHY, YOU!
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GIVE ME MY SOCK!
GIVE ME MY SOCK!
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I THINK I'VE DONE IT!
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Ed: I WANT MY SOCK!
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DOUBLE-D! DOUGHNUT!
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WHOA! UNH.
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CAN I LICK THE BOWL,
DOUBLE-D?
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VOILA...
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THE EDS' MINIATURE
GOLF COURSE IS OPEN
FOR BUSINESS!
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COOL!
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GOOD WORK,
DOUBLE-D.
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THE KIDS WILL
LINE UP FOR BLOCKS,
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AND WE'LL BE
INDEPENDENTLY SECURE.
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LET'S BREAK IT IN.
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BUT, EDDY...
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WAAAH!
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AAAH!
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HUH?
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OH, NO!
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MY TURN!
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[GEARS GRIND TO A HALT]
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FORE.
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ALL MY
HARD WORK...
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WHAT PLANET
ARE YOU FROM?
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I COME IN PEACE,
EDDY.
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WELL...
THE RODS ARE SHOT,
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AND IT WILL PROBABLY
TAKE ME WEEKS TO
FIND ANOTHER BOX.
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HUH? HOW COME
DOUBLE-D
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IS SO SMART
ABOUT STUFF?
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BECAUSE HE'S NOT HUMAN.
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DOUBLE-D
IS NOT HUMAN?!
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NO WAY.
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HEH HEH HEH.
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I...THOUGHT YOU KNEW.
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HAVE YOU EVER KNOWN
ANYONE THAT SMART?
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WELL?
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HMM...
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[GROWLS]
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IF DOUBLE-D
IS NOT HUMAN,
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WHAT IS HE?
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YOU DIDN'T HEAR THIS
FROM ME, BUT...
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DEEP IN
THE EARTH'S CORE
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IN A TOP-SECRET LAB,
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A MAD SCIENTIST CONDUCTED
CROSSBREEDING EXPERIMENTS...
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DO TELL!
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BY COMBINING
A TERRIFYING LIZARD
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WITH A SWEET BOY,
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THUS CREATING...
THE LIZARD MAN!
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SEE THAT HAT?
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HE HIDES HIS GILLS
UNDER IT.
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MUST TOUCH GILLS!
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[LAUGHING]
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RESPECT MY
PERSONAL SPACE,
PLEASE.
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THANK YOU.
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[LAUGHING]
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[SNICKERING]
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YOU'RE ON THIN ICE,
MISTER!
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HMM?
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[GIGGLING]
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MY COCOONS
NEED TENDING.
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WHAT DID
I TELL YOU?
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HURRY, EDDY!
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QUIET!
WE'RE NOT ALONE.
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[LAUGHING]
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NO, WE'RE NOT.
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YES, WE ARE.
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DOUBLE-D
MADE SARAH
AND JIMMY
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FROM A PRAYING
MANTIS AND
A STINK BUG.
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DOUBLE-D CHANGED
ROLF, TOO.
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HUH?
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Eddy: LOOK AT HIM--
HE'S A PICNIC ANT.
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I SMELL CHICKENS, EDDY.
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ED, DON'T!
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YOU ALMOST SQUASHED
MORE OF DOUBLE-D's
HANDIWORK.
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I MUST FIND
THE LIZARD MAN, EDDY!
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AAAH!
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Eddy: SEE?
NOW HE'S MAKING
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A COCKROACH KID.
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HMM.
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HMM!
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HMM.
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ED, IT'S IMPOLITE
TO STARE.
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HMM...
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[SNIFFING]
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HE IS NOT
OF THIS EARTH,
EDDY!
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WHAT?
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IS IT MY BREATH?
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[SNIFFING]
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[GASPS]
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I SAW HIS TAIL!
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HIS TAIL IS DANGEROUS!
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BUT WATCH OUT
FOR THE DEATH RAYS
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HE SHOOTS
FROM HIS EYES!
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[CHOKING AND GAGGING]
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PROTECT YOURSELF...
WITH THIS!
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HELLO.
MY NAME IS ED.
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BUT BE CAUTIOUS.
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WHO KNOWS WHAT
EVIL HE'S PLOTTING
AS WE SPEAK?
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Eddy:
IT'S UNLOCKED!
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WHAAH!
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HI, GUYS.
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DOES HE BITE?!
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[EDDY MOANING EERILY]
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HE'S ATTACKING,
ED!
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[GURGLING]
HI, GUYS. HI.
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WHAT ARE
YOU GUYS DOING?
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[GURGLING
UNINTELLIGIBLY]
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Eddy:
ED, THE MIRROR!
USE THE MIRROR!
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ED...
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AAH...
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RUN AWAY!
RUN AWAY!
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WE'RE DOOMED, EDDY!
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EDDY?
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Eddy: ED, HELP!
HE'S GOT ME!
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NO! NOT EDDY!
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TAKE ME, LIZARD MAN!
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WHY ARE EDDY'S CLOTHES
LYING ON MY FLOOR?
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IS HE RUNNING AROUND
NAKED AGAIN?
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SURRENDER,
LIZARD THING!
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GIVE ME
THE ANTIDOTE!
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WHAT ANTIDOTE?
HAVE YOU LOST YOUR--
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AM I THE ONLY
HUMAN LEFT?
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I AM ALONE.
I AM HUNGRY!
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ED, WAIT. I CAN
MAKE YOU A SANDWICH.
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OOH! I'M A BUG!
HELP ME, ED!
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WHAT A SAP.
HA HA HA HA!
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RUN AWAY!
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ED, PLEASE!
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SOUP IS FILLING!
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OW!
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HI, ED.
HI, DOUBLE-D.
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I'M HAVING
A BARBECUE
THIS AFTERNOON.
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WOULD YOU LIKE
TO COME?
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I'D BE DELIGHTED.
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HOW ABOUT YOU,
ED?
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HMM?
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LOTS OF FOOD.
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YES, JOIN US,
ED.
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Both: JOIN US, ED.
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JOIN US, ED.
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JOIN US, ED.
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OK, I GIVE UP!
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IT'S NO FUN BEING
THE LAST HUMAN.
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SO CAN I BE
A BUMBLEBEE?
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EDDY, YOU'RE THE MAN
WITH THE SCAM.
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YOU'RE THE BIG--
UH, OH...
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AAH! EEE! OHH!
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Ed: SO IF I JOIN YOU
AT THE PARTY,
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COULD I BE
A TARANTULA
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OR MAYBE
A SALAMANDER?
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PARTY? WAIT!
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HEY, I'M STUCK!
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ED...
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DON'T FORGET
COCKROACH EDDY!
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[BUZZING]
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HUH?
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WHO'S UP FOR A DOG?
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YOUR PUNY WIENERS
ARE NO MATCH FOR
ROLF'S HUNGER.
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HOW LONG'S
THIS COOK FOR?
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DONE.
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YUMMY! HOT DOGS!
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I LOVE FRANKS!
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AH, WOE IS ME.
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I CAN'T TAKE MY EYES
OFF JIMMY EITHER, PLANK!
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JONNY,
HAVE YOU SEEN ED?
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BUZZ, BUZZ,
BUZZ.
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OH, HELLO, ED.
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I PICK THE MOSQUITO,
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AS I AM READY
TO BE TRANSFORMED
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AND JOIN
YOUR COLONY.
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WHAT AN IDIOT.
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BUZZ, BUZZ, BUZZ.
BUZZ, BUZZ, BUZZ.
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PSSST! ED!
COME HERE, QUICK!
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UNH...
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EDDY!
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YOU LOOK GOOD
FOR A COCKROACH.
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KNOCK IT OFF,
FLEA-BRAIN,
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AND GET
THIS BUCKET OFF!
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LET ME TAKE YOU
TO YOUR PEOPLE!
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WAIT!
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HI, ED.
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WOULD YOU LIKE
A...BUG!
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WHERE?!
GET IT OFF!
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CRUSH IT!
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AAAAH!
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DESSERT!
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WHOA! AAH!
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Kids:
SQUASH THE BUG!
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HUH?
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WHAT DOES IT
WANT?
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IT TOOK REFUGE
IN YOUR CELLAR.
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IT WAS HUGE!
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DO SOMETHING!
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YES, GOOD...
FOR AS PAPA WOULD SAY,
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THE SHOE IS
MIGHTIER THAN MAMA'S
STUFFED PEPPERS.
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BUT IT'S ONE OF YOU!
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YOU.
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QUICKLY, BEFORE
IT LAYS EGGS!
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STAY CLOSE,
AS IT MAY TRY TO CRAWL
UP YOUR PANTLEG.
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I'M HAVING
A PANIC ATTACK,
SARAH!
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IT'S OK, JIMMY.
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YOU AND I
CAN STAY HERE.
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YES, AS YOU WISH.
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WILL THERE BE
ANY MORE CRYBABIES?
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HMM...PLANK HAS
A TUMMYACHE.
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LET THE TRANSFORMATION
BEGIN!
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HA HA HA HA.
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FOLLOW ROLF!
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FOLLOW ROLF!
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SMACK IT ONCE
FOR ME!
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STAY TOGETHER,
FOR IT MAY TRY
TO AMBUSH YOU
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AND SUCK OUT
YOUR MARROW!
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Edd: UM, SHOULDN'T
WE JUST FIND
THE LIGHT SWITCH?
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[SNIFFING]
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DO YOU HEAR IT?
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KEVIN, SHINE
YOUR MOON BOX...
THERE.
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AAAAH!
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IT'S SO GROSS!
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THERE IT GOES!
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IN HONOR OF
MY ANCESTORS...
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[SHRIEKING IN
FOREIGN LANGUAGE]
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[GRUNTING]
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ROLF'S PRETTY GOOD
FOR A PICNIC ANT.
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[GRUNTING]
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YA-HOO!
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MUCH BETTER.
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HUH?
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THIS IS NO BUG.
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IS THAT...EDDY?
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HIT HIM AGAIN.
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DOUBLE-D
TRANSFORMED EDDY
INTO A COCKROACH.
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I HONESTLY
HAVEN'T A CLUE.
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YOU GOT THAT
RIGHT.
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HMM!
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CAN YOU PLEASE
HELP ME OUT HERE?
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FORGET ABOUT IT!
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JUST GET ME OUT
OF THIS BUCKET!
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ARE THEY
FROM THIS PLANET?
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NOPE. THEY'RE FROM
THE LAND OF THE DORKS.
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COULD SOMEONE
PLEASE TELL ME
WHAT'S GOING ON?
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WELL?
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Ed: BASEMENT.
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Eddy: FOOT!
256
00:11:26,792 --> 00:11:28,002
OOH!
257
00:11:35,583 --> 00:11:37,713
Edd: CAREFUL...
258
00:11:37,792 --> 00:11:38,752
Ed: MY TURN!
259
00:11:38,833 --> 00:11:39,793
SLOWLY...
260
00:11:39,875 --> 00:11:40,745
MY TURN!
261
00:11:40,833 --> 00:11:41,633
CAREFUL...
262
00:11:41,708 --> 00:11:43,128
MY TURN, MY TURN!
263
00:11:43,208 --> 00:11:44,208
READY?
264
00:11:44,042 --> 00:11:47,792
ED, YOUR TOYS
ARE MARVELOUS!
265
00:11:47,875 --> 00:11:48,875
AND DRAFTY.
266
00:11:48,958 --> 00:11:52,378
AM I THE ONLY ONE
WHO WORKS AROUND HERE?
267
00:11:52,458 --> 00:11:54,418
AAAH!
268
00:11:55,833 --> 00:11:58,713
Ed: COME
TO YOUR MASTER!
269
00:11:58,792 --> 00:12:00,042
HA HA HA HA!
270
00:12:00,125 --> 00:12:03,205
LISTEN TO
THE MECHANICS
OF THE GEARS
271
00:12:03,042 --> 00:12:04,832
WINDING AND
WHIRRING!
272
00:12:04,917 --> 00:12:06,957
YEAH,
LIKE MY STOMACH.
273
00:12:07,042 --> 00:12:11,002
HELLO, STUPID
WINDUP TOY.
274
00:12:11,083 --> 00:12:12,503
[SHRIEKING]
275
00:12:12,583 --> 00:12:13,423
[LAUGHING]
276
00:12:13,500 --> 00:12:15,580
DO YOU SMELL
BUTTERED TOAST?
277
00:12:15,667 --> 00:12:16,537
ED!
278
00:12:16,625 --> 00:12:19,575
YOUR STUPID TOY
ATE MY BREAKFAST!
279
00:12:19,667 --> 00:12:21,247
AAH! UNH...
280
00:12:21,333 --> 00:12:24,003
STAY BACK! BACK!
281
00:12:24,083 --> 00:12:28,253
DO NOT MESS WITH
YOUR MASTER!
282
00:12:28,333 --> 00:12:30,463
OBEY ME!
283
00:12:30,542 --> 00:12:32,882
[LAUGHING]
284
00:12:32,958 --> 00:12:34,708
HUH?
285
00:12:37,083 --> 00:12:38,673
WHOA!
286
00:12:38,750 --> 00:12:39,880
OHH...
287
00:12:39,958 --> 00:12:41,128
[GRUNTING]
288
00:12:41,208 --> 00:12:43,078
GO GET IT,
DR. BROWNSTEIN!
289
00:12:43,167 --> 00:12:47,997
DID ED ACTUALLY
CRAWL UNDERNEATH
HIS BED?
290
00:12:48,083 --> 00:12:51,083
[ED GROANING]
291
00:12:52,000 --> 00:12:53,210
GOT IT!
292
00:12:53,292 --> 00:12:54,252
[SEAGULLS CRYING]
293
00:12:54,333 --> 00:12:58,633
ED! HOW CAN YOU
LIVE THIS WAY?!
294
00:12:58,708 --> 00:13:01,918
I CAN'T BREATHE!
I MUST HAVE
FRESH AIR!
295
00:13:02,000 --> 00:13:03,920
AAH! AAAAH!
296
00:13:04,000 --> 00:13:05,210
Ed: AAAAH!
297
00:13:05,292 --> 00:13:07,422
DON'T GO!
298
00:13:08,208 --> 00:13:11,038
PENELOPE! EDMUND!
299
00:13:11,125 --> 00:13:12,745
NESTOR!
300
00:13:12,833 --> 00:13:16,253
I HATE BIRDS.
THEY'RE SO USELESS.
301
00:13:16,333 --> 00:13:17,503
AAAAH!
302
00:13:17,583 --> 00:13:20,213
COME BACK!
303
00:13:20,292 --> 00:13:21,422
KIDS!
304
00:13:21,500 --> 00:13:22,920
YOU'RE A WIMP, ED.
305
00:13:23,000 --> 00:13:25,540
[ALL CHEERING]
306
00:13:25,625 --> 00:13:27,575
CHECK THIS OUT.
307
00:13:27,667 --> 00:13:29,997
[CHEERING]
308
00:13:30,083 --> 00:13:33,003
GO, KEVIN, GO!
309
00:13:33,083 --> 00:13:35,133
AWESOME!
310
00:13:36,208 --> 00:13:39,328
AWESOME, I DON'T KNOW,
BUT VERY GOOD, YEAH?
311
00:13:39,417 --> 00:13:42,707
HE'S SO CONFIDENT,
SO SERENE...
312
00:13:42,792 --> 00:13:44,542
KEVIN? BIG DEAL!
313
00:13:44,625 --> 00:13:46,245
WHAT'S WITH THIS
STUFF, ANYWAY?
314
00:13:46,333 --> 00:13:48,633
KEVIN IS BREAKING
A WORLD RECORD.
315
00:13:48,708 --> 00:13:51,038
WORLD RECORD?
HE'S A HACK!
316
00:13:51,125 --> 00:13:55,245
TRUE RECORDS ARE SET
BY PROFESSIONALS...
317
00:13:55,333 --> 00:13:57,253
LIKE ED, EDD...
318
00:13:57,333 --> 00:13:58,883
AAH! OW!
319
00:13:58,958 --> 00:14:01,208
AND EDDY.
320
00:14:01,292 --> 00:14:03,832
I SUPPRESS MY PAIN
OF LAUGHTER.
321
00:14:03,917 --> 00:14:05,787
DON'T WORRY
ABOUT IT, ROLF.
322
00:14:05,875 --> 00:14:10,455
EDDY JUST TALKS
IN DORKINESE.
323
00:14:20,375 --> 00:14:21,205
YAY!
324
00:14:21,292 --> 00:14:22,042
OH, BOY!
325
00:14:22,125 --> 00:14:24,785
IT'S BEAUTIFUL!
326
00:14:24,875 --> 00:14:26,325
OH, WAY BIG!
327
00:14:26,417 --> 00:14:28,667
Kevin: GIVE IT
TO ME, JONNY.
328
00:14:28,750 --> 00:14:33,130
GOLLY...THAT'S
SOME SKID MARK,
HUH, PLANK?
329
00:14:33,208 --> 00:14:36,418
IT MUST BE AT LEAST
32 FEET IN LENGTH.
330
00:14:36,500 --> 00:14:37,670
Jonny: 32 FEET!
331
00:14:37,750 --> 00:14:39,540
A NEW RECORD!
332
00:14:39,625 --> 00:14:40,825
COOL.
333
00:14:40,917 --> 00:14:44,377
WHAT? NOW YOU'RE
SOME KIND OF
PSYCHIC YARDSTICK?
334
00:14:44,458 --> 00:14:48,958
LET ME CONGRATULATE
YOU WITH A VICTORY
ARMPIT RUB.
335
00:14:49,042 --> 00:14:50,252
[LAUGHING]
336
00:14:50,333 --> 00:14:51,463
SO WHAT?
337
00:14:51,542 --> 00:14:52,632
WE COULD BEAT THAT.
338
00:14:52,708 --> 00:14:55,378
IF ONLY WE HAD
A SACK OF POTATOES.
339
00:14:55,458 --> 00:14:58,418
POTATOES WOULDN'T
AID US IN ANY WAY, ED.
340
00:14:58,500 --> 00:15:02,920
SPARE ME, TWERPS.
WHY DON'T YOU SHOW
US WHAT YOU GOT?
341
00:15:03,000 --> 00:15:04,130
NO PROBLEM!
342
00:15:04,208 --> 00:15:06,628
WE'RE PROS!
JUST WATCH US.
343
00:15:06,708 --> 00:15:09,078
THERE HE GOES,
INVOLVING YOU AND I
344
00:15:09,167 --> 00:15:11,247
WITH HIS USE OF
PLURAL PRONOUNS.
345
00:15:11,333 --> 00:15:15,003
THIS ONE'S
FOR YOU, NESTOR!
346
00:15:27,500 --> 00:15:28,290
IS EVERYONE WATCHING?
347
00:15:28,375 --> 00:15:29,705
WELL, DUH, EDDY.
348
00:15:29,792 --> 00:15:33,792
THIS CONTRAPTION
ONLY TAKES UP HALF
OF THE CUL-DE-SAC.
349
00:15:33,875 --> 00:15:36,785
WORLD RECORD,
HERE WE COME!
350
00:15:36,875 --> 00:15:38,955
PLURAL PRONOUN!
351
00:15:39,042 --> 00:15:40,252
OH, DEAR!
352
00:15:40,333 --> 00:15:41,923
GIDDYUP!
353
00:15:42,000 --> 00:15:45,000
[ALL SCREAMING]
354
00:15:45,083 --> 00:15:46,043
[GROANING]
355
00:15:46,125 --> 00:15:48,955
OH, YOU GUYS
ARE GOOD.
356
00:15:49,042 --> 00:15:52,002
[LAUGHING]
357
00:15:54,625 --> 00:15:57,035
REAL PROS.
358
00:15:57,125 --> 00:16:00,165
HOW CAN I COMPETE?
359
00:16:00,250 --> 00:16:02,420
MY FEET SWELL
WITH JOY.
360
00:16:02,500 --> 00:16:03,710
COME ON, JIMMY.
361
00:16:03,792 --> 00:16:07,882
EDDY, MAY I
SUGGEST SOMETHING
LESS PHYSICAL...
362
00:16:07,958 --> 00:16:09,168
LIKE KNITTING?
363
00:16:09,250 --> 00:16:10,540
KNITTING?!
364
00:16:10,625 --> 00:16:12,495
I CAN SEE IT ALL NOW...
365
00:16:12,583 --> 00:16:16,003
WE KNIT A BIG BLANKET,
A HUGE BLANKET!
366
00:16:16,083 --> 00:16:18,753
KEVIN WOULD HAVE
TO OUTKNIT US!
367
00:16:18,833 --> 00:16:20,133
THAT...
THAT HE WOULD.
368
00:16:20,208 --> 00:16:23,458
I LIKE BLANKETS WITH
LITTLE FRINGES ON THEM--
369
00:16:23,542 --> 00:16:24,832
NOT KNITTING!
370
00:16:24,917 --> 00:16:27,457
WE MOVE TO PLAN "B."
371
00:16:27,542 --> 00:16:30,212
KNITTING. PLEASE!
372
00:16:32,167 --> 00:16:33,167
UNH!
373
00:16:33,000 --> 00:16:35,630
YEAH, YEAH!
374
00:16:35,708 --> 00:16:39,168
56 BELLY SLAMS
IN A ROW!
375
00:16:39,250 --> 00:16:41,880
AND NOT A BEAD
OF SWEAT!
376
00:16:41,958 --> 00:16:44,418
YOU ARE GOOD,
BUT I MUST TEMPT YOU
377
00:16:44,500 --> 00:16:47,330
WITH ROLF'S RECORD FOR
UNICYCLE SHENANIGANS.
378
00:16:47,417 --> 00:16:50,077
RIGHT, BUT DON'T
COUNT YOUR CHICKENS.
379
00:16:50,167 --> 00:16:51,917
WHY WOULD I NOT
COUNT MY CHICKENS?
380
00:16:52,000 --> 00:16:56,460
CHIN-UPS ARE
AN EASY RECORD,
JIMMY.
381
00:16:58,250 --> 00:17:01,790
HALF-PINTS
OVER EASY!
382
00:17:01,875 --> 00:17:02,825
HA HA HA HA!
383
00:17:02,917 --> 00:17:05,577
NOW SPIN THEM AROUND
LIKE A SICK GOAT.
384
00:17:05,667 --> 00:17:08,287
ROLF, YOU SURE
ARE OLD-WORLD.
385
00:17:08,375 --> 00:17:09,205
HA HA HA!
386
00:17:09,292 --> 00:17:12,132
SOME RECORD,
KEV.
WHAT'S NEXT?
387
00:17:12,208 --> 00:17:13,958
PILLOW FLUFFING?
388
00:17:14,042 --> 00:17:14,922
YAWN!
389
00:17:15,000 --> 00:17:17,040
WHAT ARE YOU
DORKING ABOUT NOW?
390
00:17:17,125 --> 00:17:19,995
THE RECORD JUST
MOI
391
00:17:20,083 --> 00:17:22,173
AND MY TWO
ENGINEERS--
392
00:17:22,000 --> 00:17:25,540
THE FASTEST TRIP
AROUND THE WORLD
WITH A ROCKET CAR
393
00:17:25,625 --> 00:17:28,995
THAT WENT SO FAST,
THE PAINT
PEELED OFF.
394
00:17:29,083 --> 00:17:30,213
YEAH, RIGHT.
395
00:17:30,042 --> 00:17:32,332
YOU DON'T HAVE
A ROCKET CAR.
396
00:17:32,417 --> 00:17:35,207
OH? THEN HOW
DO YOU EXPLAIN
THIS BAGUETTE?
397
00:17:35,042 --> 00:17:38,132
I PICKED IT UP
ON A FUEL STOP
IN FRANCE.
398
00:17:38,208 --> 00:17:41,288
AND I GOT
THIS CHINESE FOOD
IN CHINA LAND.
399
00:17:41,375 --> 00:17:43,995
RECORD-BREAKING
ROCKET CAR. UNH!
400
00:17:44,083 --> 00:17:46,923
ALL RIGHT,
MOO GOO GAI DORK.
401
00:17:47,000 --> 00:17:50,210
LET'S SEE
YOUR ROCKET CAR.
402
00:17:50,042 --> 00:17:51,632
DOES IT HAVE
SHINY FINS?
403
00:17:51,708 --> 00:17:54,128
HOW FAST DOES IT
GO, ROCKET MAN?
404
00:17:54,208 --> 00:17:55,878
DOES IT HAVE KNOBS?
405
00:17:55,958 --> 00:17:57,378
COME SEE
FOR YOURSELF...
406
00:17:57,458 --> 00:17:59,708
JUST DOWN
THE LANE.
407
00:17:59,792 --> 00:18:01,042
OH, BOY!
408
00:18:01,125 --> 00:18:02,125
SHOW US, EDDY!
409
00:18:02,208 --> 00:18:04,788
RIGHT. LET'S GO.
410
00:18:04,875 --> 00:18:06,825
TO THE ROCKET CAR!
411
00:18:06,917 --> 00:18:09,287
EXCELLENT IDEA.
412
00:18:09,375 --> 00:18:10,535
WHOA!
413
00:18:10,625 --> 00:18:12,035
AFTER YOU.
414
00:18:12,125 --> 00:18:14,535
PLEASE LEAD
THE WAY.
415
00:18:14,625 --> 00:18:16,535
RIGHT THIS WAY.
416
00:18:16,625 --> 00:18:18,125
YOU FIRST.
417
00:18:18,208 --> 00:18:20,128
Eddy:
WATCH YOUR STEP!
418
00:18:20,208 --> 00:18:23,288
Kevin: FOLLOW
THE YELLOW
BRICK ROAD.
419
00:18:23,375 --> 00:18:27,785
VOULEZ-VOUS,
AND I DO MEAN YOU.
420
00:18:28,167 --> 00:18:29,747
Edd: ALL DONE.
421
00:18:29,833 --> 00:18:32,173
OH, THAT'S SO COOL,
DOUBLE-D.
422
00:18:32,000 --> 00:18:33,210
THANK YOU, ED.
423
00:18:33,042 --> 00:18:35,542
CAN WE VISIT
THE PLANET
OF BACON MEN
424
00:18:35,625 --> 00:18:38,825
AND HAVE
THE MARROW SUCKED
FROM OUR BONES?
425
00:18:38,917 --> 00:18:41,377
IT'S JUST
A PROP, ED.
426
00:18:41,458 --> 00:18:42,498
IT'S TOO SMALL.
427
00:18:42,583 --> 00:18:45,633
SMALL?!
PLEASE, ED.
428
00:18:45,708 --> 00:18:48,168
COMPACT.
429
00:18:48,250 --> 00:18:50,210
I INSIST.
430
00:18:50,292 --> 00:18:52,082
LADIES FIRST.
431
00:18:52,167 --> 00:18:53,537
[GROANS]
432
00:18:53,625 --> 00:18:56,915
THIS IS A ROCKET CAR?
433
00:18:57,000 --> 00:18:58,210
YEAH, RIGHT.
434
00:18:58,042 --> 00:19:00,172
IS THAT
A TRAFFIC CONE?
435
00:19:00,000 --> 00:19:01,130
UH, YEAH...
436
00:19:01,208 --> 00:19:02,918
READY FOR LAUNCH!
437
00:19:03,000 --> 00:19:04,920
[ALL YELLING]
438
00:19:05,000 --> 00:19:09,880
OH, DEAR!
IT TOO SMALL!
439
00:19:12,167 --> 00:19:14,207
ROOM FOR ONE MORE!
440
00:19:14,042 --> 00:19:15,082
MY HEAD...
441
00:19:15,167 --> 00:19:16,537
TOUCH ME WITH
THAT BROOM,
442
00:19:16,625 --> 00:19:19,035
AND I'LL TEAR OFF
YOUR EYEBROW.
443
00:19:19,125 --> 00:19:20,535
READY, DOUBLE-D?
444
00:19:20,625 --> 00:19:23,205
THE SUCCESS OF THIS
IS SLIM TO--
445
00:19:23,042 --> 00:19:25,632
OK, PREPARE
TO BLAST OFF!
446
00:19:25,708 --> 00:19:28,628
WATCH THE HEAD,
BIG GUY.
447
00:19:28,708 --> 00:19:29,828
WHERE?
448
00:19:29,917 --> 00:19:32,077
WHERE'S THE
OTHER DWEEBS?
449
00:19:32,167 --> 00:19:35,457
YOU WANT
TO BE CRAMPED UP
WITH ED'S PITS?
450
00:19:35,542 --> 00:19:39,082
[ALL TALKING AT ONCE]
451
00:19:39,167 --> 00:19:40,997
PREPARE FOR BLASTOFF!
452
00:19:41,083 --> 00:19:43,083
IGNITING
TURBINE THRUSTERS.
453
00:19:43,167 --> 00:19:46,747
SHAVING SPARK PLUGS.
CONTACT!
454
00:19:49,750 --> 00:19:51,830
AH, BABY!
455
00:19:51,917 --> 00:19:54,287
WE'RE MOVING,
SARAH.
456
00:19:55,167 --> 00:19:58,827
DON'T BLINK.
WE'RE ALREADY PASSING
THROUGH SCOTLAND.
457
00:19:58,917 --> 00:20:01,827
LOOK, LOOK!
A MAN WEARING A DRESS!
458
00:20:01,917 --> 00:20:04,167
Rolf: HA HA!
459
00:20:05,500 --> 00:20:07,830
NOW WE'RE WHIZZING
PAST SWITZERLAND.
460
00:20:07,917 --> 00:20:09,457
I SMELL A GOAT!
461
00:20:09,542 --> 00:20:11,082
YES, LOOK!
462
00:20:11,167 --> 00:20:14,247
A FINE MATE
FOR VICTOR, YES?
463
00:20:14,333 --> 00:20:16,173
GET OVER IT, ROLF.
464
00:20:16,000 --> 00:20:18,130
[KIDS YELLING]
465
00:20:21,458 --> 00:20:26,208
LOOK--MEXICO.
LET'S TAN.
466
00:20:26,042 --> 00:20:29,082
I'M HOMESICK.
467
00:20:29,167 --> 00:20:31,667
[PANTING]
468
00:20:31,750 --> 00:20:33,710
HMM?
469
00:20:33,792 --> 00:20:35,382
EXCUSE ME, PILOT...
470
00:20:35,458 --> 00:20:37,918
PLANK'S FEELING
A LITTLE WOOZY.
471
00:20:38,000 --> 00:20:39,710
NORMAL BEHAVIOR...
472
00:20:39,792 --> 00:20:42,132
'CAUSE WE'RE OVER
THE SPECIFIC OCEAN.
473
00:20:42,208 --> 00:20:43,078
[ROARING]
474
00:20:43,167 --> 00:20:45,127
Jimmy:
JIMINY! A SHARK!
475
00:20:45,208 --> 00:20:47,128
[ALL YELLING]
476
00:20:47,208 --> 00:20:48,998
[ROARING]
477
00:20:50,208 --> 00:20:51,748
DO NOT FEAR.
478
00:20:51,833 --> 00:20:53,793
[TOILET FLUSHES]
479
00:20:53,875 --> 00:20:57,875
HYPERSPEED!
HA HA HA HA!
480
00:20:57,958 --> 00:20:59,128
WHOO-HOO!
481
00:20:59,208 --> 00:21:01,538
THERE GOES EGYPT.
482
00:21:01,625 --> 00:21:02,995
AFRICA...
483
00:21:03,083 --> 00:21:05,633
AFGHANISTAN...
484
00:21:05,708 --> 00:21:08,038
POP GOES THE EDDY.
485
00:21:08,125 --> 00:21:10,245
HEH HEH. HI, KEV.
486
00:21:10,333 --> 00:21:11,213
[WHISTLING]
487
00:21:11,292 --> 00:21:14,042
KEVIN, UH...
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
488
00:21:14,125 --> 00:21:16,825
KEVIN? PLEASE!
489
00:21:16,917 --> 00:21:18,827
KEVIN!
490
00:21:18,917 --> 00:21:21,917
CAN'T YOU TAKE
A JOKE?
491
00:21:22,000 --> 00:21:24,130
[YELLING]
492
00:21:24,208 --> 00:21:26,248
OH, DEAR!
493
00:21:26,333 --> 00:21:28,463
[ALL LAUGHING]
494
00:21:32,750 --> 00:21:34,880
[ALL YELLING]
495
00:21:41,125 --> 00:21:45,955
[MOANING AND GROANING]
496
00:21:46,042 --> 00:21:47,922
Edd: NOT GOOD!
497
00:21:48,000 --> 00:21:50,210
WHOA...WHOA!
498
00:21:50,292 --> 00:21:52,382
[ALL SCREAMING]
499
00:21:52,458 --> 00:21:55,168
Ed: WHOA-HO-HO!
ALLEY-OOP!
500
00:21:55,000 --> 00:21:56,710
[SCREAMING]
501
00:22:01,042 --> 00:22:03,132
[COUGHING]
502
00:22:03,208 --> 00:22:05,498
I THINK I SWALLOWED
A TURTLE.
503
00:22:05,583 --> 00:22:08,213
OH...WHAT COUNTRY
ARE WE IN?
504
00:22:08,292 --> 00:22:09,752
WE'RE HOME, EDDY...
505
00:22:09,833 --> 00:22:13,633
AND WE'VE BROKEN
EVERYTHING BUT A RECORD.
506
00:22:13,708 --> 00:22:16,078
CAN I WEAR
A DRESS AGAIN?
507
00:22:16,167 --> 00:22:18,207
[LAUGHING]
508
00:22:35,333 --> 00:22:37,133
ED, EDD N EDDY!
509
00:22:37,208 --> 00:22:38,788
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TURNER ENTERTAINMENT GROUP AND
U.S. DEPARTMENT OF EDUCATION
510
00:22:38,875 --> 00:22:43,125
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