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[WHISTLING]

CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY TURNER ENTERTAINMENT GROUP AND U.S. DEPARTMENT OF EDUCATION

YEAH!

[DOG BARKS]

HA HA! HA! HA HA!

BOY, I'M GOOD.

♪ YO-YO, YO-YO, YO-YO ♪

JUST AS I THOUGHT.

ONE TEASPOON OF BUTTER, PERFECTLY MEASURED. EDDY?

GOT IT, DOUBLE D.

YOU GUYS HAVEN'T LIVED TILL YOU'VE TRIED ONE OF MY OMELETS.

ED, EGGS-- I NEED EGGS.

I GOT THEM, EDDY.

[CRASH]

HA HA HA!

ALMOST THERE, EDDY.

[CRASH]

ED, YOU'RE PITTING THE FLOOR.

OH, NO WAY, DOUBLE D--

NOT SINCE I HAD MY BRACES REMOVED.

EGGS, ED! EGGS!

EGGS, EGGS, EGGS, EGGS, EGGS, EGGS, EGGS.

POP FREEZE!

YOU WON'T FIND EGGS IN THE FREEZER, MONOBROW.

LOOK IN THE FRIDGE, NEXT TO THE MILK.

I'LL BE RIGHT BACK, EDDY.

I FOUND SOME EGGS.

BRING THEM OVER. I'M STARVING.

I'M ED.

CATCH, ED!

WHOA!

HUH? OHH...

HMM. ED? OH, ED?

BANANA FLAVOR, EDDY.

WANT A BITE?

HOLD THAT THOUGHT.

[BANG]

NO EGGS, NO OMELETS, EDDY.

IF WE HAD A CHICKEN, WE'D BE KNEE-DEEP IN EGGS.

AH! A CHICKEN!

THAT'S IT!

Ed: A CHICKEN!

OH, PLEASE, EDDY, CAN WE GET A CHICKEN?

COME ON, EDDY! OH, PLEASE, EDDY, LET'S GET A CHICKEN!

CAN WE, PLEASE?

I LOVE CHICKENS, EDDY!

SURE, ED, YOU CAN HAVE A CHICKEN,

BUT I GET TO KEEP THE EGGS.

[ROOSTER CROWS]

[CACKLING]

THE HAY IS WARM.

AH!

THE FAT HAS BEEN TRIMMED, AND I WILL SLEEP WELL.

A FINE EGG. ROLF WILL REMEMBER.

LOOK! CHICKENS!

AND THEY LAY EGGS!

HEY, ROLF, FIRE OVER THAT EGGMAKER.

Ed: CHICKENS ARE FAST.

COME ON, ROLF. GIVE US A CHICKEN.

HAS YOUR BRAIN TURNED TO CUSTARDLIKE HALF-PRICE PASTRY?

I GIVE YOU NO CHICKEN.

IT IS VERY SIMPLE LIKE YOURSELF TO HAVE YOUR OWN FOWL.

AN OPPORTUNITY TO NURTURE THE LIFE AND FUTURE

OF A DOMESTIC FOWL SEEMS APPEALING.

WHERE DO EGGS COME FROM, ROLF?

LET ME SHOW YOU EXACTLY WHERE THE EGG COMES FROM--

NO! UM, EGGS COME FROM CHICKENS, ED.

WHERE DOES A CHICKEN COME FROM?

AN EGG, SLOWPOKE HEAD.

MY DAY IS HALF OVER, AND YOU ARE HALF FOOL.

GOOD-BYE.

WAIT, ROLF!

HOW ABOUT THAT EGG?

YOU MUST TRADE FOR THE EGG, GREASY ED BOY.

TRADE? FOR WHAT?

SAWDUST.

YOU WANT THIS EGG, YES, ED BOY?

WE'LL HAVE A CHICKEN IN NO TIME.

I LOVE CHICKENS, EDDY!

PLEASE, I ENJOY WITTY BANTER,

BUT MY ARMS ARE FALLING ASLEEP HERE.

THE SAWDUST COLLECTOR IS READY.

LET'S GO, BOYS.

[GRUNTING]

I'D HATE TO DO THIS FOR A LIVING.

STOP! STOP SAWING THAT LOG!

HOW ARE WE SUPPOSED TO GET SAWDUST?

MAYBE PLANK WOULD LIKE TO CONTRIBUTE.

OH, NO! PLANK SAYS KEVIN HAS LOTS OF SAWDUST.

KEVIN'S GOT SAWDUST?

REMIND ME TO THANK YOU. LATER!

Ed: I'M GETTING A CHICKEN.

SAWDUST BITES.

DOING CHORES BITES.

Edd: EXCUSE ME, KEVIN,

BUT WE WOULD LIKE TO OFFER OUR SERVICES

AND HELP YOU DISPOSE OF THAT.

GIVE US YOUR SAWDUST, KEVIN.

I MEAN, SAWDUST IS SO HEAVY,

AND IT'S ALWAYS LYING AROUND DOING NOTHING.

USELESS DUST FROM A SAW, EH?

AND OUR RESPECT FOR WOOD BY-PRODUCTS WILL ENSURE

IT WILL BE DISTRIBUTED TO A LOVING HOME.

FINE. YOU CAN HAVE THE SAWDUST.

YEAH! NOW WE CAN GET MY EGG!

AND I CAN HUG A CHICKEN.

I'LL TRADE YOU FOR PAINTING MY SHED.

TRADE, SCHMADE! PAINT YOUR OWN LOUSY SHED.

NO SWEAT. I'LL JUST TAKE THIS SAWDUST AND...

NO! WAIT! UM-- SO WHERE'S THE PAINT?

WHAT PAINT?

HOW DO WE PAINT THE SHED WITH NO PAINT?

YOU FIGURE IT OUT, DORK!

[SIGHS]

HMM. HMM.

DARN WAXY BUILDUP.

PERFECT!

HMM. VERY PRETTY--HUH?

HOW'S IT GOING, REMBRANDT?

MY FRESCO IS RUINED!

JIMMY, WAIT!

JUST GIVE US SOME PAINT.

JIMMY, COME ON!

[GRUNTING]

AAH!

HOW MUCH MUST AN ARTIST SUFFER?

OH, THE TORMENT!

COME OUT HERE, WILL YOU?

WE JUST NEED SOME LOUSY PAINT.

AAH!

WHERE ARE YOU, YOU LITTLE--

[CRUNCH]

YOW! HE BIT ME! HE BIT ME!

JIMMY BIT ME! JIMMY BIT ME!

A STARVING ARTIST, I SUPPOSE.

HA HA! I COULDN'T RESIST.

PARDON ME, JIMMY.

PERHAPS WE COULD INTEREST YOU IN A TRADE?

A TRADE?

CLAMS!

OH. CLAMS?

CLAMS?

WHERE THE HECK DO YOU GET--

NO CLAMS, NO PAINT.

Eddy: CLAM! WHAT'S WITH CLAM?

[DOORBELL RINGS]

COULD YOU SPARE SOME CLAMS?

Edd: PARDON ME. YOU WOULDN'T HAPPEN TO HAVE ANY CLAMS, WOULD YOU?

SAY, YOU HAVEN'T SEEN ANY CLAMS AROUND HERE, HAVE YOU?

COULD WE BORROW A CUP OF CLAMS?

[DOORBELL RINGS]

Ed: CAN EDDY COME OUT TO PLAY?

I'M RIGHT BESIDE YOU, ED.

HI, EDDY!

HUH? HUH?

[GROANING]

BOY, PLANK, YOU'RE HARD TO BEAT

WHEN IT COMES TO GATHERING CLAMS.

CLAMS?

IS THAT JONNY?

THE CLAM MASTER HAS ARRIVED!

MY! HOW CONVENIENT.

JUST WHAT WE'RE LOOKING FOR.

TOSS A FEW OF THOSE CLAMS OUR WAY, JONNY BOY.

TRADE YOU, EDDY.

OH, SURE! WHY NOT?

WE'D LIKE AN ANCHOR.

AN ANCHOR?

WHAT ARE YOU--NUTS? I'M GOING HOME.

AAH!

BUT I LOVE CHICKENS, EDDY!

[SEAL BARKING]

[LAUGHTER]

[DOORBELL RINGS]

HUH? VISITORS!

OUT OF THE WAY!

HOW'S A KNUCKLE SANDWICH SOUND?

BACK OFF!

UH! HA!

[CRASH]

GREETINGS, LADIES.

UM, WE'RE DOING A SURVEY, AND--

EDDY!

OH! UH...

AHEM! I MEAN, I'M DOING A SURVEY AND--

OUR MOM'S NOT HOME.

YEAH. TAKE A HIKE!

[LAUGHTER]

I WAS WONDERING, HOW MANY ANCHORS DO YOU OWN?

THAT'S STUPID!

YOU LOOK FAMILIAR, MISTER.

Ed: HA HA!

Eddy: AHEM! STOP IT, WILL YOU?

YOU BEEN ON AN INFOMERCIAL?

UM, NO--YES.

I'M VERY WELL KNOWN-- QUITE FAMOUS, ACTUALLY.

WANT MY AUTOGRAPH?

I'M THE LEGS.

AH! OH, MY! EXPOSED!

IT'S OUR BOYFRIENDS!

EDDY'S SUCH A WEASEL.

GROUP HUG!

LET'S KISS THEM!

Ed: OH, NO! NOT ME!

AAH!

Eddy: RUN, ED! RUN!

LISTEN TO THE CLAMS GURGLE IN THE BUCKET, PLANK.

GOT YOUR ANCHOR, JONNY.

ALLOW ME.

WHOA! WHOA!

WISE TRADE, JONNY--

CLAMS FOR AN ANCHOR.

I'M SUCH A SUCKER.

QUICK! LET'S GET OVER TO KEVIN'S.

[RATTLING]

ALL RIGHT! ALL RIGHT!

WE COULDN'T GET AN ANCHOR.

CAN WE TRADE FOR SOMETHING ELSE?

PLANK WANTS TO TRADE.

HA HA HA!

WHOA!

HEY!

GIVE ME YOUR RACKET, SARAH.

Sarah: MY SERVE!

AAH!

DON'T EVER TOUCH MY RACKET!

SARAH, WE NEED IT TO TRADE FOR A CHICKEN, PLEASE.

I'LL TRADE YOU FOR A GIANT TEDDY BEAR.

WHEN WILL IT END?

BACK TO JIMMY'S. HA HA HA!

WHAT DO YOU WANT?

GIANT TEDDY BEAR?

PLUMS!

GRRR! WHAT'S WITH THE FOOD?

PLUMS ARE GOOD FOR YOU, EDDY.

Rolf: SO, BACK AGAIN WANTING ROLF'S PLUMS, CONFUSED ED BOYS?

DO YOU NOT WANT MY EGG?

YES, WE WANT THE EGG!

BUT WE NEED THESE PLUMS FIRST.

NO PLUMS, AS I AM STILL WAITING FOR MY SAWDUST.

DO NOT FOOL ROLF.

[BAWK]

[KISS KISS]

OH, I KNOW!

LET'S TRADE.

HOW ABOUT A NICE COMB FOR THOSE PLUMS?

I HAVE MANY, THANK YOU.

I SHOULD HAVE KNOWN IT.

LET'S SEE... CONDENSED MANNERS BOOK?

OK, OK.

UH...UH...

ABACUS, EDDY.

I GOT A YO-YO!

THAT IS CALLED WALKING THE DOG.

IT'S OVER, DOUBLE D.

NO EGGS, NO CHICKEN, NO OMELET.

Rolf: HA HA!

HA HA HA!

IT IS SO SIMPLE, I AM ENJOYING MYSELF.

YO-YO FOR PLUMS, ROLF?

YES, ED BOY.

I HAVE NEVER SEEN SUCH A THING.

MY FAMILY WILL SIT AROUND THE STOVE TELLING STORIES

OF PRODUCE, BREAD, AND ROLF'S YO-YO FOR GENERATIONS.

WELL!

GOOD-BYE.

[CHUCKLING]

HA HA HA!

BE RIGHT BACK.

[CHUCKLING]

ED, WAIT!

JONNY'S THIS WAY.

Ed: FORE!

FOLLOW ME.

[YODELING]

HEY! ED!

HA HA HA!

HERE'S THE SAWDUST. COUGH UP THE EGG, ROLFIE BOY.

YES. THE TRADE IS COMPLETE.

BEHOLD!

SPLENDID.

Eddy: IT'S MINE!

WHAT I WENT THROUGH FOR YOU, BABY!

I'LL BEGIN DRAWING PLANS FOR AN INCUBATOR.

IT HAS MY EYES.

AND YOUR THICK OUTER SHELL.

I WANT TO HOLD IT, EDDY.

OH, LET'S PLAY!

ED, NO! WAIT!

YOU MUST BE SO CRAMPED IN THERE.

FLY, CHICKEN! FLY!

OH!

UH, THE CHICKEN'S GONE BAD.

LIKE MY LUCK.

[DOORBELL RINGS]

HA HA HA!

ALL RIGHT, ALREADY!

HEY, DOUBLE D.

GOOD MORNING, EDDY.

UM, EDDY, COULD YOU PLEASE--

HI, DOUBLE D!

OH, GOOD MORNING, ED.

HA HA HA!

WAIT!

EDDY, PLEASE REMOVE YOUR SHOES. I'VE JUST WAXED THE FLOOR.

ALWAYS WITH THE SHOES. ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT.

THANKS, EDDY.

UH, LOOK! NO HANDS.

HA HA!

PHEW! I THINK THE CIRCUS IS IN TOWN.

WHOA!

UH.

WHOA!

HUH?

WHOA! OH! OH!

Both: FREESTYLE FLOOR SKATE!

FIRST ONE TO THE KITCHEN MAKES LUNCH.

SEE YOU, SOCK HEAD.

Ed: BEEP BEEP!

WHOA!

I WIN!

OH, NO! MY NOSE!

MY NOSE IS FLAT!

AND SOMEONE WROTE ON IT.

OH. THANK YOU, ED.

MY PARENTS LEAVE ME--

LET ME SEE THAT NOSE.

"DEAR EDWARD, PLEASE MAKE YOUR BED, WASH YOUR HAT,

"AND WEAR CLEAN UNDERWEAR.

"LOVE, MOM.

"P.S. FATHER WOULD LIKE TO TALK TO YOU.

SEE NOTE 6-A, SECTION E."

HA! HOLY COW!

WOULD YOU LOOK AT ALL THOSE STICKY NOTES?!

HA HA HA!

"EDWARD, DO THE LAUNDRY,

WASH THE WINDOWS, LIFT THE SEAT--"

EXCUSE ME.

THOSE ARE PERSONAL.

HMM.

OH, DEAR!

FATHER WANTS ME TO MOW THE LAWN.

I DETEST MOWING THE LAWN.

AW, CUTTING THE GRASS IS SIMPLE.

EVEN ED HERE CAN DO IT.

'CAUSE I'M SIMPLE.

Eddy: UNLEASH THE POWER, DOUBLE D!

BRING OUT THAT GAS-GUZZLING,

PULL-STARTING POWER MOWER WITH THE SIDE GRAB BAG.

Edd: OK, EDDY. HERE IT IS.

Eddy: WHAT THE...

THAT'S AN OLD PUSH MOWER.

IT'S EASIER TO PULL TEETH THAN CUT THE--

♪ OH, ED

YES, EDDY?

CHECK IT OUT.

DOESN'T THAT LAWN MOWER LOOK LIKE

THE THERMO-DESTRUCTO WIBBLE-WHACKER SPACE LEACH 4?

AH!

YEAH!

ATTACK THE WIBBLES.

THE WIBBLES!

ATTACK THE WIBBLES!

AND YOU DON'T EVEN HAVE TO CLEAN UP AFTER HIM.

WIBBLES AWAY!

OUT OF THE WAY, CITIZEN.

WHAT'D YOU CALL ME?

UH!

OH, DEAR! ED!

STOP! DESIST!

REFRAIN! ABSTAIN!

WIBBLES HAVE BEEN TERMINATED, EDDY.

MY BACKYARD!

UH! THERE IS NO BACKYARD.

OH, THIS IS NOT GOOD,

OH, DEAR! THIS IS WORTH ANOTHER 10 STICKY NOTES.

SO ED CUT THE GRASS A LITTLE CLOSE TO THE GROUND.

BIG DEAL.

IT'S A SIMPLE FIX, DOUBLE D. WE'LL JUST GROW IT BACK.

THAT'LL TAKE WEEKS.

NOT WITH WHAT I GOT.

COME ON, FRANKENSTEIN.

Edd: HERE IT COMES!

OH!

CAREFUL.

AH! THE FENCE IS REPAIRED. LET'S MEND THAT UMBRELLA.

[CRASH]

[HORSE NEIGHING]

WHOA! HO HO!

WHAT IS THAT?

THIS, DOUBLE D, IS MONTEZUMA'S FREE-RANGE MANURE.

MY DAD USES IT ALL THE TIME ON HIS GRASS.

AND IT'S A BIG BAG.

BUT WE'RE CONSTRAINED BY THE INTIMACY OF OUR SITUATION.

AND YOU KISS YOUR MOTHER WITH THAT MOUTH?

OK. KEEP YOUR EYES PEELED.

LIFT YOUR FOOT, BIG GUY.

NICE SHOE!

WOW! THAT'S FAST!

FAST?

CASH!

BINGO!

LET'S PUT THIS STUFF ON EVERYBODY'S LAWN,

THEN MOW IT FOR MONEY!

I HATE MOWING THE LAWN!

BUT YOU LOVE JAWBREAKERS.

YES, I DO. OH!

STAND CLEAR!

Edd: SMELLY, SMELLY, SMELLY.

READY, ED?

ROGER WILCO, EDDY!

YOU'RE GONE. LATER, BUCKAROO.

FASTER, ED.

HA HA HA!

AND I FIND POLYESTER AND RAYON ALWAYS GIVES ME A RASH.

I THINK NAZZ HAS SUCH A NEAT HAIRCUT.

OOH! I'D LOVE TO STYLE YOUR HAIR, SARAH,

IF YOU LET ME.

EEW! OW!

ERRGGHH!

THE SKY IS FALLING!

ALL DONE, EDDY.

YOU'RE AN ANIMAL, ED.

IT'S NOT WORKING!

IT'S EVERYWHERE. THIS IS UNSANITARY!

AAH! AAH!

OH!

WE MOW ALL THIS GRASS?

WE'RE IN THE MONEY!

LET'S CUT GRASS!

[MEOW]

SOUNDS LIKE THE CATS ARE FIGHTING.

NAH, THAT'S JIMMY.

AAAH!

AND THAT'S SARAH.

HELP!

Ed: SARAH'S LOST IN THE TALL GRASS!

TROUBLE! BIG!

FINE. WE MOW HER OUT AND CHARGE HER.

EDDY, YOU LOOK THAT-A-WAY.

WE'RE COMING, SARAH!

ED! ED!

DON'T TELL MOM, SARAH!

HERE I COME!

EVERYTHING IS OK. I SEE YOU NOW.

OH!

[HENS CACKLING]

THAT WASN'T YOU, SARAH.

ED?

SARAH!

OW! UGH!

HELLO, EDDY.

WHERE'S DOUBLE D?

PRESENT.

I THINK ED'S LOST.

Sarah: HELP!

I'VE SET UP A GUIDELINE TO THE STREET, EDDY.

LET'S HUNT THEM DOWN!

GET US OUT!

SARAH!

EDDY, HELP ME FIND SARAH.

WE NEED TO MOW THE LAWNS, ED.

I COULD EAT THE GRASS.

ROLF'S GOAT EATS GRASS.

HUH? ROLF'S GOT A GOAT, SARAH!

[GOAT BLEATING]

Eddy: CHECK IT OUT.

Edd: EUREKA!

HIYA, ROLF!

GREETINGS, ROLF.

HELLO, ED BOYS.

WOULD YOU LIKE TO JOIN ME FOR LUNCH?

YEAH, RIGHT.

ROLF, LET US BORROW YOUR GOAT FOR A WHILE,

AND WE'LL CUT YOUR GRASS FOR FREE.

FREE?

SURE, BUT YOU MUST FOLLOW THE CUSTOMARY PROCEDURE

FOR THE PASSING OF THE GOAT.

READ AND SIGN. THANK YOU.

TAKE CARE OF THAT, WILL YOU, DOUBLE D?

THE PASSING OF THE GOAT CONTINUES TO BE A STABLE EXPORT OF MY COUNTRY.

HUH?

Rolf: HERE,

HERE, HERE,

AND THERE.

OK, GOAT!

TIME TO WORK.

[BLEATING]

QUIT STALLING, GOAT!

[GROANING]

UH, COMPLETE.

[MUTTERING]

VERY GOOD.

VICTOR, YOU'RE OUT OF HERE!

AAH!

STRONG.

WHOA!

FOLLOW VICTOR!

WHOA! WHOA!

WHAA HA HA!

GOAT, STOP!

WHOA, VICTOR!

[BLEATING]

WOW, GOATS ARE FAST.

SARAH!

OH, NO!

MAMA!

SARAH!

HELLO?

[TEA KETTLE WHISTLING]

ARE YOU THERE, SARAH?

SARAH!

COOL!

[GOAT BLEATS]

VICTOR?

THE GOAT ATE SARAH!

THE GOAT ATE MY SISTER!

ED LOOKING FOR THE GOAT?

Edd: I THINK HE FOUND IT.

SARAH! SARAH!

Sarah: YOU'RE IN TROUBLE, ED!

ARE YOU OK?

WHERE ARE YOU, ED?

I'M RIGHT BESIDE YOU. STAY CALM.

AND DON'T TOUCH ANYTHING.

WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?

IT'S OK, SARAH. BIG BROTHER WILL GET YOU OUT!

I'M OVER HERE, STUPID.

I CAN'T SEE!

ED, THE WINDOW!

SARAH?

HOW DID YOU GET OUT OF THE GOAT?

GIVE ME MY DOLLY, YOU BIG LUMMOX!

SARAH'S FINE.

GOOD. LET'S GET OUR DOUGH.

WE NEED TO GET VICTOR BACK TO ROLF.

I'M RESPONSIBLE. I SIGNED THE CONTRACT.

LATER, DOUBLE D.

YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND.

I'LL OWE ROLF 2 BAGS OF BEANS, 5 PIGS, AND A TURNIP

IF I DON'T RETURN VICTOR.

[BLEATING]

PICK IT UP, GUYS.

WHOA, WHOA, WHOA!

YEAH. HERE WE GO.

HA HA HA!

OK!

NO, NO, NO, NO.

HANG ON.

HELP!

SLOW DOWN, WILL YOU?

Both: WE'RE TRYING, EDDY.

ED! DOUBLE D!

RUNAWAY GOAT!

I'LL SAVE YOU, EDDY!

Ed: OH! UH! THIS IS FUN!

Eddy: WHOA!

Edd: NOT GOOD. NOT GOOD!

OH!

[GASPING]

GOAT'S BACK.

HA HA HA!

VICTOR LIKES ME.

GOATS LIKE LEAFY VEGETABLES.

LET GO, VICTOR.

ROLF!

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