Original subtitles

CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY TURNER ENTERTAINMENT GROUP AND U.S. DEPARTMENT OF EDUCATION

[SNORING]

OH, NO, NO. WHO ELSE? OF COURSE.

I ACCEPT THIS AWARD ON BEHALF OF MYSELF.

[RUMBLING]

[GLASS BREAKING]

HMM? AAH!

[YELLING]

WHOA! WHOA!

AAH!

WHOO! WHOA! WHOA!

AAH!

WHOA!

WHOA!

UH-OH!

[YELLING]

GOOD MORNING, EDDY. NICE HAIRCUT.

[WHISTLING]

[YELLING]

[SHIVERING]

OH.

OH.

[SNORING]

[SNORING]

OH, MESSY, MESSY.

HA HA!

THIS WILL DO.

[SNORING]

[WHISTLING]

GOOD MORNING, EDDY.

EDDY.

GET OUT OF MY ROOM, DOUBLE D.

I'M OUTSIDE, EDDY.

I'VE GOT A PAPER ROUTE.

[YAWN]

WHY?

I'M SAVING MY EARNINGS FOR AN ELECTRON MICROSCOPE.

I'VE ONLY GOT $19,472.18 TO GO.

DOUBLE D!

IF YOU CAN MAKE THAT MUCH DOUGH WITH ONE ROUTE,

THINK OF WHAT YOU COULD MAKE WITH 5!

NO, 50!

BUT, EDDY--

NO BUTS. ED WILL HELP YOU.

AH, ANOTHER DAY, ANOTHER NICKEL.

WHAT A BEAUTIFUL MORNING.

UH-OH.

HUH?

AAH!

OH, BOY. EDDY!

[LAUGHING]

WHOA!

OH! SORRY I AM LATE, DOUBLE D.

COOL.

DOUBLE D?

[STRAINING]

EDDY ORDERED TOO MANY PAPERS.

Ed: WHOA! YEAH!

ED, HAVE YOU SEEN EDDY?

EDDY'S SLEEPING.

EDDY PROMISED TO HELP DELIVER THESE.

PLEASE RETRIEVE HIM FOR ME.

OK.

[LAUGHING]

WHOA! OW! HA HA! SUPER.

[STRAINING]

[SNORING]

[YAWNING]

AAH!

HEY, CHA-CHING!

COME ON, ED, SHAKE A LEG.

THESE PAPERS NEED A HOME,

AND WE NEED JAWBREAKERS.

HA HA!

HUH? WHERE WERE YOU?

YOU DIDN'T MAKE YOUR BED.

OH!

AH.

[GASP]

UH...WHOO-HOO!

[LAUGHING]

READ ALL ABOUT IT.

CAREFUL, EDDY, YOU MIGHT BURN.

HMM...

AH....

HMM...

AH.

CORRECT.

[LAUGHING]

AAH!

[ED MUFFLED] HELP! I'M STUCK!

[KNOCK ON GATE]

ED, WHERE ARE YOU?

[GROWL]

HUH?

[WHIMPERS]

SHOO. SHOO.

[SNIFF SNIFF]

SHOO.

OH, DEAR, NOT MY SOCKS!

[YELP YELP]

AAH! GET OFF!

HA HA! YEAH, RIGHT!

Ed: EDDY!

WHERE'S YOUR PANTS?

HA HA HA!

[MUMBLING]

DON'T EAT THE PROFITS.

LET ME SHOW YOU HOW IT'S DONE, CHICKEN LEGS.

HMM.

OH, WELL, I'M POOPED.

WE NEED AN EASIER WAY OF DELIVERING THESE PAPERS.

HMM? HUH?

OH, LET ME SOLVE OUR PROBLEM.

READY DOUBLE D?

YEAH. I'M HAPPY WITH IT, EDDY.

I'M HAPPY WITH EDDY, TOO.

OOH.

DOES IT WORK?

DON'T TOUCH IT. LET'S GO.

GOOD IDEA.

LET HER RIP!

IT WORKS! IT WORKS!

YAHOO!

OOPS. HA HA!

I CAN ALREADY TASTE THOSE JAWBREAKERS.

WE SHOULD BE DONE IN NO TIME, EDDY.

THIS IS SO COOL!

HOW DO I COME UP WITH THIS STUFF?

HEAVY INK, I THINK. HA HA!

OH, DEAR.

MY BED!

IT'S TOO EARLY FOR BED. AAH!

WHOA!

AAH! AAH!

TAKE COVER!

WHERE?! WHERE?!

LET ME IN!

OH!

EDDY, DOUBLE D! WHOA!

HUH?

ED!

EDDY!

HELP!

HOLD ON, ED!

UH-OH! AAH!

KEVIN, LOOK OUT!

HUH? WHOA!

NICE SHOT.

[YELLING]

Ed: I AM GETTING DIZZY!

Eddy: WE'RE COMING, ED!

AAH!

UH.

LOOK, SARAH! WHEE!

PERFECT, JIMMY. HUH?

ED!

YOU HIT ME, AND I'M TELLING MOM!

ALL GONE.

FORGET HER, ED.

THINK OF THE MONEY WE'RE GOING TO RAKE IN.

UM, GUYS, WE HAVE TO CLEAN THIS UP.

YEAH, RIGHT. WHY?

WE WILL NOT RECEIVE PAYMENT

UNLESS THE NEWSPAPERS ARE PROPERLY DELIVERED.

ALL RIGHT. ALL RIGHT.

[GRUMBLING]

IT DOESN'T GET ANY WORSE THAN...

THIS.

ED, QUIT FOOLING AROUND.

HA HA! HA! HA HA!

GRR.

[LAUGHING]

WHAT?

YOU GOT BLACK STUFF ON YOU.

WHERE?

HERE, HERE, AND HERE.

HA HA HA!

COME ON, GUYS, CLEAN AND FOLD.

HUH? HUH! INK!

OFF, INK! GET IT--

GET IT OFF! GET IT OFF!

[CRASH]

HMM?

SUMMER RAINS, YOU CAN NEVER PREDICT THEM.

AAH!

SUMMER RAINS, YOU CAN NEVER...

PREDICT THEM.

SUMMER RAINS...

DOUBLE D!

[TRUCK BACKING UP]

AAH!

AAH!

Ed: HEY, LOOK, MY HOROSCOPE.

"NEW ENTERPRISE FAILS TO MEET EXPECTATIONS."

WHAT'S THAT MEAN?

Eddy: COME ON, GUYS, IT'S UP HERE.

Edd: CAREFUL, EDDY.

Ed: WHO'S THERE?

TOLD YOU.

COOL ATTIC, EDDY. COOL ATTIC, EDDY.

MY FOLKS ARE PACK RATS.

HUH.

HEY.

MMM, I FOUND A DOUGHNUT.

THAT'S A RECORD, CHOWDERHEAD.

UGH!

HMM.

PERFECT SPECIMEN.

WAY COOL!

HA HA HA!

I AM A WEREWOLF.

AROO!

HEY, ED.

HUH? HUH?

[MOANING]

COOL. DO IT AGAIN, EDDY.

CHECK IT OUT.

EDDY, I'M TEMPORARILY IMPAIRED.

LET'S SEE. LET'S SEE.

HEY, EDS, LET'S GO TAKE SOME PICTURES.

SMILE.

HEY, DORKS.

I CAN'T SEE! AH!

[MOANING]

REAL SMOOTH, EDHEAD.

SORRY, KEVIN.

YOU'LL BE SORRY, TWERP!

STOP MOVING!

WHOA! WHOA!

WHOA!

LET'S TAKE MORE PICTURES.

HMM. WE COULD MAKE I.D. CARDS.

NAH, THERE'S GOT TO BE A WAY OF TURNING PICTURES INTO PROFIT.

HMM? HUH?

HEY! I JUST STEPPED INTO MY BEST IDEA YET!

LET'S MAKE A CALENDAR.

WE TAKE PICTURES OF KIDS AND SELL THEM BACK TO THEM.

THE PHOTO SAFARI BEGINS.

HEY! WHERE DID YOU GUYS GO?!

[LAUGHING]

COME ON, PUNK.

[HUMMING]

AH.

OOPS.

SHH!

SEE HOW THE WILD ANIMALS NURTURE THEIR YOUNG?

HOW MUCH WOOD COULD A WOODCHUCK CHUCK IF A...

OH, MY!

Eddy: SMILE!

HUH?

WHOA!

HA HA!

HUH?

AAH! WOOD GONE MAD!

YOW!

PLANK'S GONE MAD!

AAH!

[BREATHING HARD]

AH.

WHEE.

WHEE.

[GIGGLING]

Boy: OH, BOY!

VERY, VERY PRETTY DOLL. LET'S PLAY.

I NEED THE CAR.

TAKE THE BUS. OK, DEAR.

I WANT TO LOOK JUST LIKE YOU WHEN I GROW UP.

SOME ANIMALS GET CONFUSED

AND ADOPT ANOTHER ANIMAL'S TRAITS AND CHARACTERISTICS.

LOOK, SARAH.

[GIGGLING]

YIKE!

AAH.

LOOK WHAT YOU DID TO JIMMY!

[SOBBING]

HOLD THAT POSE.

Ed: EDDY, I DON'T THINK THAT'S--

AAH!

SARAH, PLEASE DON'T THROW THINGS IN THE HOUSE.

EAT DOLL!

RUN!

SARAH'S GONE MAD.

HEY.

AAH!

[DOORBELL RINGS]

[YELLING]

WHERE'S DOUBLE D?

[BONK]

THERE.

[KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK]

[MUFFLED SPEECH]

WHAT? WHAT?!

[MUFFLED SPEECH]

LOOK.

HMM.

IS THAT NAZZ?

HUH?

DOH DOH DOH.

I SEE YOU.

THAT'S IT. I'M COMING TO GET YOU.

WHOA! WHERE DID YOU GO, DORKS?

[LAUGHING]

[MUSIC PLAYING]

SOME ANIMALS PUT ON A DISPLAY

TO ATTRACT ATTENTION OF A SUITABLE MATE.

COOL.

TV!

HA!

WHOA! WHOO!

WILL YOU GUYS HOLD STILL?

AAH!

[CRASH]

[MOAN]

SHH.

HEY.

Edd: SOME ANIMALS RESORT TO CANNIBALISM

DURING DROUGHT OR FAMINE.

I'M FAMINE.

YOU'RE DROUGHT. I CAN'T GET A GOOD SHOT OF ROLF FROM HERE.

FOLLOW ME.

HOT DOG!

HUH?

GET OUT OF HERE, STUPID!

AAH!

AAH! I AM A WIENER!

YOU ARE ROLF.

VICTOR, WE HAVE POACHERS!

VICTOR?

NICE VICTOR!

VICTOR'S GONE MAD.

WHOA!

AAH!

EDDY, DOOR!

THAT WAS CLOSE.

LET'S GO TAKE SOME MORE PHOTOS!

[YELLS]

IT'S KEVIN!

AAH!

[YELLING]

WHOA!

WHOO!

DO YOU THINK THEY SAW ANYTHING, PLANK?

[YELLING]

I'VE GOT YOU, DORKS! UH-OH!

[HONK HONK]

[BURBLING]

YUCK! THIS PLACE REEKS!

I THINK WE LOST KEVIN.

LOOK!

HEY!

GOOD WORK, ED.

ALL CLEAR.

HOW DID WE END UP AT THE TRAILER PARK?

WE SHOULD GO NOW, EDDY.

NOT A CHANCE.

ONE MORE PICTURE, WE CAN FINISH OUR CALENDAR.

AND THERE IT IS.

THE CANKER SISTERS?! THE CANKER SISTERS?!

OH!

WHOA!

I'M GOING TO HAVE MY BEST HAIR YET.

WE'RE GOING TO BE IRRESISTIBLE.

YOU BET.

MAY! I'M GETTING CRUSTY!

I'M COMING, LEE.

SWEET.

WHAT'S TAKING SO LONG?

QUIT YOUR FUSSING AND HOLD STILL.

I'M GOING TO BE GORGEOUSER.

WE'RE BEING ABDUCTED!

NO, WE'RE NOT. IT'S EDDY.

RUN, BOYS.

[YELLING]

UH-OH.

WELL, WELL.

NICE OF YOU BOYS TO HANG AROUND.

[GRUNTING]

I HOPE THESE CLOTHESPINS DON'T LEAVE MARKS.

♪ WE'RE GOING TO MAKE YOU PRETTY ♪

♪ WE'RE GOING TO MAKE YOU PRETTY ♪

♪ WE'RE GOING TO MAKE YOU PRETTY ♪

[YELLING]

Edd: WHAT ARE WE GOING TO DO?

Ed: LOOK AT ME!

Eddy: I GOT SOME GEL AT MY PLACE. IF WE'RE CAREFUL, NO ONE WILL SEE US.

SMILE.

[GIGGLING]

CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY TURNER ENTERTAINMENT GROUP AND U.S. DEPARTMENT OF EDUCATION

CAPTIONING PERFORMED BY THE NATIONAL CAPTIONING INSTITUTE, INC.

PUBLIC PERFORMANCE OF CAPTIONS PROHIBITED WITHOUT PERMISSION OF NATIONAL CAPTIONING INSTITUTE