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[WHISTLE]
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CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY
TURNER ENTERTAINMENT GROUP AND
U.S. DEPARTMENT OF EDUCATION
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YEAH!
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4,820, 4,824,
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OOH, I LIKE WHAT YOU'VE DONE
WITH THAT TUNNEL.
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4,831, 4,835.
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THAT'S EVERYBODY.
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4,837.
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[DOORBELL RINGS]
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HMM?
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[DING DONG]
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[RAPID RINGING]
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HMM.
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[DING DONG]
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NOW, PLEASE!
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[DING DONG]
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AAH!
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[DING DONG]
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HEY, DOUBLE-D!
WHAT TOOK YOU SO LONG?
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OH, HELLO, EDDY.
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SO WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
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HEY, WAS THAT YOU
RINGING MY DOORBELL?
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WHO, ME?
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NAH.
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WAIT, EDDY.
YOU KNOW THE RULES.
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AW, COME ON, EDD.
NOT AGAIN.
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[GROAN]
ALL RIGHT!
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SHEESH!
STUPID SLIPPERS.
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AND I'LL DISPOSE
OF THESE.
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OK. THE SLIPPERS
ARE ON NOW--
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OOOFF!
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WE'LL HAVE YOU CLEAN
IN NO TIME, EDDY.
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ALMOST DONE.
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GEE, THANKS, EDD.
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AFTER YOU, EDDY.
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YEAH. AFTER ME.
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WAAA-HOO!
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EDDY!
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MESSY, MESSY, MESSY...
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PLEASE DON'T DO THAT,
EDDY.
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UHH!
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EDDY!
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PLEASE RETURN
THOSE LABELS TO THEIR
RIGHTFUL DESIGNATIONS.
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ALL RIGHT,
ALL RIGHT!
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DON'T HAVE
A BIRD.
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ARE YOU DONE YET?
LET'S GO GET ED!
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PLEASE BE PATIENT.
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I HAVE JUST
ONE MORE--AAAAGH!
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IT'S GONE!
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EDDY!
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SOMEONE TOOK
MY MAGNIFYING GLASS.
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I FEEL SO VIOLATED.
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MAYBE YOU
MISPLACED IT.
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NEVER!
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WHAT HAS BECOME
OF THIS WORLD?
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IS NOTHING SACRED?
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EVERYTHING IS SOILED!
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WHO WOULD DO
SUCH A THING?
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WHO WOULD VIOLATE
THE SANCTITY OF
SOMEBODY'S ROOM
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WITH THEIR
FILTHY HANDS? OH!
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OH, EDDY--
I FEEL SICK!
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OOH, I FEEL NAUSEOUS!
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I CAN'T BREATHE!
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THANK YOU.
I NEEDED THAT.
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ANYTIME, PAL.
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YOU KNOW, YOU CAN'T
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HAVE SOMEBODY
TOUCHING YOUR STUFF.
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IT JUST ISN'T RIGHT.
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OK! RACE YOU TO
ED'S PLACE!
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WHOO!
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THERE HE IS.
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HUH HUH HUH...
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OOH!
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SHH.
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[WHISPERS]
Quit fooling around.
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HEY, EDDY!
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WHAT'S UP?
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DOGPILE!
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HIYA, DOUBLE-D.
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YOU GUYS MAKE ME LAUGH.
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[STOMPING]
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WHERE IS SHE?
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WHAT? WHO?
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MY DOLLY.
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POLLY POO POO,
THAT'S WHO.
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[SCREECHES]
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I--I NEED MY DOLLY.
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BUT SARAH,
I DIDN'T TOUCH HER.
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LIAR!
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DON'T YOU LIE TO ME,
YOU DOLLY STEALER!
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YOU GOT TO LOVE
THESE FAMILY MOMENTS.
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IF YOU DON'T TELL ME
WHERE SHE IS,
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REALLY
ANGRY!
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[CRASH]
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[COUGH COUGH]
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UH...ED?
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YEAH, EDDY?
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AS MUCH AS I REALLY
LOVE THE SMELL
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OF YOUR STINKY PITS,
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CAN YOU LET GO
OF MY HEAD NOW?
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YOU KNOW, SOMEONE HAS
TOUCHED MY STUFF ALSO.
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REALLY?
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DON'T YOU SEE WHAT'S
GOING ON HERE?
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IT'S EPIDEMICAL.
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DOUBLE-D'S
MAGNIFYING GLASS,
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SARAH'S DOLL.
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OOF!
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SOMEONE OR SOMETHING
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IS TOUCHING
EVERYBODY'S STUFF.
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WE GOT TO
SPREAD THE WORD.
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WE HAVE TO WARN EVERYONE
THAT'S THERE'S A--
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A SERIAL TOUCHER
ON THE LOOSE.
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HOW ARE WE GOING
TO DO THAT, EDDY?
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HEY! I KNOW JUST
WHAT TO DO!
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HA HA HA HA HA!
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ATTENTION, PLEASE!
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HEY! BEWARE OF THE TOUCHER!
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SERIAL TOUCHER ON THE LOOSE!
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HIDE YOUR STUFF!
HIDE YOUR VALUABLES!
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SERIAL TOUCHER ON THE LOOSE!
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THAT DIRTY TOUCHER TOOK
MY DOLLY POO POO!
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AAH!
AAH!
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IT'S TRUE.
WON'T SOMEBODY HELP US?
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[WORRIED CHATTER]
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QUIET! QUIET!
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EVERYONE JUST RELAX!
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WE'VE GOT IT ALL
UNDER CONTROL.
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YEAH? WHAT CAN YOU DORKS
DO ABOUT IT?
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DORKS
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ARE GONNA SOLVE
THIS MYSTERY.
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HA! I'D PAY MONEY
TO SEE THAT.
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ME, TOO.
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YEAH, WE ALL
WOULD.
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WHAT DO YOU PROPOSE
WE DO NOW?
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OK, BOYS.
HERE'S THE LANE, OK?
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WE'LL START HERE,
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THEN WE'LL CROSS THE STREET
OVER BY THE CORNER STORE...
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Edd: PLEASE DO NOT MOVE.
THIS IS DELICATE WORK.
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HA HA HA HA HA!
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THERE'S NO WAY THE TOUCHER
CAN RESIST THIS.
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PERFECT.
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SOMEONE'S COMING.
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ED, DON'T MOVE.
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AND STOP GIGGLING!
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DORK!
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DORK?
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SHH! ED, SOMEBODY ELSE
IS COMING.
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WHATCHA DOING, ED?
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OH, ED, I'M LIKING
YOUR HAIRCUT.
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WHAT'S THAT, PLANK?
YOU WANT A FEEL, TOO?
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OK.
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ED'S BEEN TOUCHED.
PULL! PULL!
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[BELLS AND SIRENS]
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AHA! DR. TOUCHER,
I PRESUME?
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WHOA! YOU GUYS
ARE WEIRD!
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GET HIM!
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Eddy: COME ON!
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WAY!
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HE'S GETTING AWAY!
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FOLLOW ME!
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[PANT PANT]
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UFF!
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UHH!
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AAH!
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OH...OH...
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THEY GOT ME, OLD BUDDY.
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BUT YOU--YOU CAN
STILL MAKE IT, PLANK!
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RUN!
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SAVE YOURSELF.
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BE NICE! AWW!
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HEY, JONNY,
NICE HAIRCUT.
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DOUBLE-D'S GOT
A SURPRISE FOR YOU.
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A LIE DETECTOR.
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READY.
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BETTER WATCH WHAT
YOU SAY, JONNY.
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YEAH, JONNY.
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HEH HEH HEH...
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YOU WOULDN'T LIE TO
YOUR PALS NOW, WOULD YOU?
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ED, LIGHT.
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ALL RIGHT, JONNY.
ENOUGH FOOLING AROUND.
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SO, WHY DON'T YOU JUST
TELL US WHERE EVERYBODY'S
STUFF IS, HMM?
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I DON'T KNOW WHAT
YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT.
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I DIDN'T DO ANYTHING!
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WHAT'S THE WORD,
DOUBLE-D?
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[SNIFF SNIFF]
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INCONCLUSIVE, EDDY.
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ARRRGGH!
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WELL, IF YOU WON'T TALK,
MAYBE YOUR FRIEND WILL!
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YOU MUST BE
THE BRAINS, HUH?
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WHERE'S THE STUFF,
PLANKY? FESS UP!
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OH...
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SILENT, HUH?
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AAAAAAGGGH!
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SPLINTERS!
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AAAH! LEAVE PLANK
ALONE, EDDY!
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[DING]
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[SNIFF]
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AS YOU CAN SEE,
THE BOARD IS LYING.
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WELL, PLANKY?
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I THINK IT'S TIME
WE TRIED OTHER METHODS.
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THIS WILL MAKE YOU
SWELL UP GOOD.
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AW! OHH...
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OHHH...
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[DRIP DRIP DRIP]
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[MOANING]
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[DRIP DRIP DRIP]
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[DRIP DRIP DRIP DRIP]
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AAAAAH!
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OK! OK! I DID IT!
I TOOK EVERYONE'S STUFF!
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NOW LET ME GO!
I GOTTA GO TO THE BATHROOM!
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YOU HEARD HIM, BOYS.
CASE CLOSED.
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AAH! OOH! EEE! AUGH!
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AAH! OHH!
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[JINGLES]
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SO, BOYS,
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WHAT'S BIG, ROUND,
COSTS A NICKEL...
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JAWBREAKERS!
JAWBREAKERS!
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NOW AWAY WE GO!
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NOW JUST
A ROTTEN MINUTE.
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I FOUND MY DOLLY
UNDER MY BED.
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IT'S TRUE.
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AND HERE SHE IS,
SEE?
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Edd: EXCUSE ME,
EDDY,
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AHEM, UPON FURTHER INSPECTION
OF MY PERSON,
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I SEEM TO HAVE
COME ACROSS...
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MY MAGNIFYING GLASS.
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HELP!
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HEH HEH...
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THAT EDDY THINKS
HE'S SO SMART.
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WE KNOW YOU DIDN'T
DO IT, JONNY.
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THANK YOU...
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HANG TIGHT, JONNY.
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THIS WON'T HURT
A BIT.
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SHOULD WE FEEL GUILTY
ABOUT JONNY'S PREDICAMENT?
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NAH. YOU KNOW
WHAT THEY SAY--
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A LITTLE CHILDHOOD
TRAUMA BUILDS
CHARACTER.
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OHH! AAH! WHOA!
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COME ON! GET THE JAWBREAKERS!
239
00:11:34,625 --> 00:11:36,245
Edd: NOT SO FAST,
LITTLE FELLA.
240
00:11:36,542 --> 00:11:38,792
I SAW THIS THING
IN A MOVIE,
241
00:11:38,875 --> 00:11:41,075
I MADE A THORAX.
242
00:11:41,167 --> 00:11:45,077
ANTS--CHECK,
MILLIPEDES, CHECK,
243
00:11:45,167 --> 00:11:46,127
MOTHS--
244
00:11:46,208 --> 00:11:48,208
YEAH. IT'S A BUG.
245
00:11:48,292 --> 00:11:50,922
WELL, EDDY,
THE TIME HAS ARRIVED
246
00:11:51,000 --> 00:11:53,290
FOR MY MONTHLY INSECT
EXPEDITION.
247
00:11:53,375 --> 00:11:56,455
A PAIR OF GALOSHES
AND STERILE GLOVES
248
00:11:56,542 --> 00:11:58,172
TO AVOID BACTERIA
AND GERMS.
249
00:11:58,250 --> 00:12:00,830
OH, INSECTS BUG ME.
250
00:12:00,917 --> 00:12:02,287
POUR VOU.
251
00:12:02,375 --> 00:12:04,285
OK, READY!
252
00:12:05,000 --> 00:12:06,210
CHECK!
253
00:12:06,042 --> 00:12:08,082
[INFLATES]
254
00:12:08,167 --> 00:12:08,997
[CRASH]
255
00:12:09,083 --> 00:12:12,673
SO, LET US PROCEED
TO THE FOREST.
256
00:12:12,750 --> 00:12:15,170
FOLLOW NATURE BOY.
257
00:12:16,042 --> 00:12:18,172
ISN'T IT
MAGNIFICENT?
258
00:12:18,250 --> 00:12:20,170
ALL THE SPLENDORS
OF NATURE,
259
00:12:20,000 --> 00:12:24,670
DISPLAYED IN ONE
GIANT PETRI DISH
FULL OF LIFE!
260
00:12:24,750 --> 00:12:25,460
[GULP]
261
00:12:25,542 --> 00:12:27,672
I THINK I
SWALLOWED A BUG.
262
00:12:27,750 --> 00:12:28,540
[CRACK]
263
00:12:28,625 --> 00:12:29,535
WHAT WAS THAT?
264
00:12:29,625 --> 00:12:31,205
[OWL HOOTING]
265
00:12:31,292 --> 00:12:32,172
THAT'S IT!
266
00:12:32,250 --> 00:12:36,130
THIS NATURE STUFF'S
FOR THE BIRDS!
267
00:12:36,708 --> 00:12:37,828
WHOAAAAAH!
268
00:12:37,917 --> 00:12:39,747
EDDY? EDDY?
269
00:12:42,750 --> 00:12:44,420
WHOA, WAY BIG!
270
00:12:44,500 --> 00:12:47,210
IT'S A MASTERPIECE
OF NATURE.
271
00:12:47,292 --> 00:12:49,792
LOOKS LIKE
MY GRANDMOTHER'S
HAIR NET.
272
00:12:49,875 --> 00:12:52,205
WELL,
LET'S GO, GUYS.
273
00:12:52,292 --> 00:12:53,172
ED!
274
00:12:53,000 --> 00:12:54,710
GET DOWN,
YOU MANIAC!
275
00:12:54,792 --> 00:12:56,462
YEE-HA!
IT'S STICKY!
276
00:12:56,542 --> 00:12:59,962
YOU'RE DISTURBING
THE ECO-ENVIRONMENT.
277
00:13:00,042 --> 00:13:01,672
[LAUGHTER]
278
00:13:01,750 --> 00:13:03,170
UH, WHAT WAS THAT?
279
00:13:03,250 --> 00:13:06,750
NOW YOU'VE DONE IT.
ED, I SUGGEST--
280
00:13:06,833 --> 00:13:07,833
[LAUGHTER]
281
00:13:07,917 --> 00:13:09,287
[GULP]
282
00:13:11,167 --> 00:13:13,287
Voices:
ED, EDD, AND EDDY,
283
00:13:13,375 --> 00:13:15,665
SITTING IN A TREE,
284
00:13:15,750 --> 00:13:19,710
K-I-S-S-I-N-G!
285
00:13:19,792 --> 00:13:22,712
ED! GET OFF
THAT THING!
286
00:13:24,083 --> 00:13:24,883
HUH?
287
00:13:24,958 --> 00:13:26,128
[LAUGHTER]
288
00:13:26,208 --> 00:13:27,828
HELP ME, GUYS!
289
00:13:27,917 --> 00:13:31,537
I DON'T WANT THE FLUIDS
DRAINED FROM MY BODY!
290
00:13:31,625 --> 00:13:32,625
HOLD ON, ED!
291
00:13:32,708 --> 00:13:34,878
WE'LL RESCUE YOU!
292
00:13:34,958 --> 00:13:37,078
[GRUNTS]
293
00:13:37,167 --> 00:13:38,627
ED, EDD, AND EDDY,
294
00:13:38,708 --> 00:13:40,668
SITTING IN A TREE,
295
00:13:40,750 --> 00:13:45,960
K-I-S-S-I-N-G!
296
00:13:50,958 --> 00:13:52,208
[CRASH]
297
00:13:52,292 --> 00:13:55,332
[LAUGHTER]
298
00:13:56,125 --> 00:13:59,035
AAAAAAAH!
299
00:13:59,125 --> 00:14:00,705
ED, EDD, AND EDDY,
300
00:14:00,792 --> 00:14:02,792
SITTING IN A TREE,
301
00:14:02,875 --> 00:14:07,035
K-I-S-S-I-N-G!
302
00:14:07,667 --> 00:14:10,997
K-I-S-S-I-N-G!
303
00:14:11,083 --> 00:14:13,883
K-I-S-S-I-N-G!
304
00:14:13,958 --> 00:14:15,668
AAAAAAAAH!
305
00:14:15,750 --> 00:14:19,040
THERE'S A WAY OUT!
THROUGH THE TREES!
306
00:14:19,125 --> 00:14:22,075
AAAAAAAAH!
307
00:14:23,333 --> 00:14:25,543
[SPUTTERING]
308
00:14:26,708 --> 00:14:29,748
HELP! QUICKSAND!
HELP!
309
00:14:29,833 --> 00:14:31,173
MY EYES!
310
00:14:31,250 --> 00:14:34,540
[LAUGHTER]
311
00:14:34,625 --> 00:14:36,745
AAH! AAH! AAH!
312
00:14:40,583 --> 00:14:43,423
HEY, ED. SO HAPPY
YOU DROPPED IN.
313
00:14:43,500 --> 00:14:46,080
HOPE YOU LIKE
OUR DAD'S ROBES.
314
00:14:46,167 --> 00:14:48,247
HUH?
315
00:14:51,042 --> 00:14:53,132
HOW DID WE GET
INTO THESE?
316
00:14:53,208 --> 00:14:54,418
HUH!
317
00:14:54,500 --> 00:14:55,460
EEEEYAAAAH!
318
00:14:55,542 --> 00:14:56,332
[LAUGHING]
319
00:14:56,417 --> 00:14:57,457
THIS IS NOT GOOD.
320
00:14:57,542 --> 00:15:01,292
GO AHEAD, YELL.
NO ONE WILL HEAR YOU.
321
00:15:01,375 --> 00:15:03,415
I'M MAY KANKER.
322
00:15:03,500 --> 00:15:05,670
I'M MARIE KANKER.
323
00:15:05,750 --> 00:15:09,210
AND I'M LEE KANKER.
WE'RE THE KANKER SISTERS.
324
00:15:09,042 --> 00:15:11,212
WE JUST MOVED IN.
325
00:15:11,042 --> 00:15:12,002
I'M EDDY.
326
00:15:12,083 --> 00:15:13,043
I'M ED.
327
00:15:13,125 --> 00:15:14,035
I'M--
328
00:15:14,125 --> 00:15:15,165
WE KNOW, DOUBLE-D.
329
00:15:15,250 --> 00:15:16,540
DON'T YOU WORRY
ABOUT THAT.
330
00:15:16,625 --> 00:15:19,495
UH, DO YOU GIRLS KNOW
WHERE OUR CLOTHES ARE?
331
00:15:19,583 --> 00:15:21,333
THEY'RE DRYING OUTSIDE.
332
00:15:21,417 --> 00:15:23,497
YOU BOYS SURE WERE
DIRTY.
333
00:15:23,583 --> 00:15:24,753
HUH?
334
00:15:24,833 --> 00:15:26,173
WE'RE GONNA POP INTO
THE KITCHEN FOR A BIT, BOYS,
335
00:15:26,250 --> 00:15:28,670
AND FIX UP SOME
HOME COOKING FOR YA.
336
00:15:28,750 --> 00:15:30,630
WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK.
337
00:15:30,708 --> 00:15:32,878
HEY! WAIT FOR ME!
338
00:15:32,958 --> 00:15:36,748
THIS IS VERY STRANGE.
LET'S GO.
339
00:15:36,833 --> 00:15:38,293
HOLD IT, DOUBLE-D.
340
00:15:38,375 --> 00:15:40,125
WHERE'S YOUR MANNERS?
341
00:15:40,208 --> 00:15:41,128
THEY'RE NEW HERE.
342
00:15:41,208 --> 00:15:43,128
AND THEY SAID THEY WERE
GONNA MAKE US SOME FOOD,
343
00:15:43,208 --> 00:15:43,998
DIDN'T THEY?
344
00:15:44,083 --> 00:15:45,633
SO, WHY DON'T WE JUST
HANG OUT FOR A BIT,
345
00:15:45,708 --> 00:15:48,248
EAT FOR FREE,
AND THEN WE CAN SPLIT.
346
00:15:48,333 --> 00:15:50,543
COME ON, LET'S CHECK
THIS PLACE OUT.
347
00:15:50,625 --> 00:15:53,535
WHERE EXACTLY ARE WE?
348
00:15:54,958 --> 00:15:59,498
LOOKS LIKE A POSTCARD
I SENT MY BROTHER ONCE.
349
00:16:01,125 --> 00:16:03,375
AH, TV!
350
00:16:11,083 --> 00:16:14,133
AW, IT'S A RERUN.
351
00:16:15,458 --> 00:16:17,878
NICE SPACE HELMET.
352
00:16:17,958 --> 00:16:20,248
TAKE ME TO YOUR PLUMBER.
353
00:16:20,333 --> 00:16:21,923
NICE HEAD, ED.
354
00:16:22,000 --> 00:16:24,210
GET IT? IT RHYMES!
355
00:16:24,042 --> 00:16:25,582
"HEAD", "ED".
356
00:16:25,667 --> 00:16:26,997
I CRACK ME UP.
357
00:16:27,083 --> 00:16:30,083
HUBCAP DIGEST.
358
00:16:30,167 --> 00:16:32,037
THIS BOOK HAS NO PRINT.
359
00:16:32,125 --> 00:16:33,625
THESE PAGES ARE BLANK!
360
00:16:33,708 --> 00:16:35,748
HA HA HA! LOOK!
HA HA HA!
361
00:16:35,833 --> 00:16:36,543
ARTWORK!
362
00:16:36,625 --> 00:16:40,575
IT'S ED AND MAY!
HOW CUTE!
363
00:16:40,667 --> 00:16:42,127
Edd: IS THAT ME?
364
00:16:42,208 --> 00:16:44,208
WHAT THE--
365
00:16:44,292 --> 00:16:45,672
AAAAAAGH!
366
00:16:45,750 --> 00:16:47,830
THAT'S NOT FUNNY!
367
00:16:47,917 --> 00:16:49,247
Marie: OK, BOYS.
368
00:16:49,333 --> 00:16:53,463
COME AND GET SOME NICE,
COLD, DELICIOUS POWDERED MILK.
369
00:16:53,542 --> 00:16:56,882
Ed: THANKS.
Edd: THANK YOU
VERY MUCH.
370
00:17:01,333 --> 00:17:02,083
[COUGH COUGH]
371
00:17:02,167 --> 00:17:03,497
Marie: HOW ABOUT
A VIDEO?
372
00:17:03,583 --> 00:17:07,333
FISHBOWL 2--
A CLASSIC.
373
00:17:07,417 --> 00:17:09,417
AH. AH. AH.
374
00:17:10,292 --> 00:17:13,382
IT'S SO NICE TO HAVE
THE BOYS HOME.
375
00:17:13,458 --> 00:17:17,078
DOING
THE FISH STICKS!
376
00:17:17,167 --> 00:17:19,037
THEN GIVE ME
THE SQUEEZE-IT LOG!
377
00:17:19,125 --> 00:17:20,285
GIRLS, SHUT UP!
378
00:17:20,375 --> 00:17:22,495
WE GOT LUNCH
TO MAKE.
379
00:17:23,167 --> 00:17:25,917
THE WAY TO A MAN'S HEART
IS THROUGH HIS ARTERIES.
380
00:17:26,000 --> 00:17:28,040
AND A LITTLE KANKER
SECRET SAUCE--
381
00:17:28,125 --> 00:17:30,035
KETCHUP!
382
00:17:33,167 --> 00:17:36,247
DINNER'S READY!
383
00:17:37,792 --> 00:17:40,752
AHH...
384
00:17:46,417 --> 00:17:47,627
AHH...
385
00:17:47,708 --> 00:17:50,788
THEY'RE SO DREAMY.
386
00:17:50,875 --> 00:17:52,875
HA HA HA HA HA!
387
00:17:52,958 --> 00:17:55,578
BE BACK IN A MINUTE,
BOYS.
388
00:17:55,667 --> 00:17:59,247
YEAH. WE'RE GONNA GO
AND FRESHEN UP.
389
00:17:59,333 --> 00:18:01,213
AHH...
390
00:18:11,333 --> 00:18:13,293
[BURP]
391
00:18:20,000 --> 00:18:22,380
HEE HEE HEE HEE.
392
00:18:22,458 --> 00:18:25,378
WE'RE BACK!
393
00:18:26,167 --> 00:18:29,877
NOTICE ANYTHING NEW,
EDDY?
394
00:18:32,833 --> 00:18:35,213
THE FINEST IN
PROCESSED PRODUCTS.
395
00:18:35,292 --> 00:18:36,832
ONLY THE BEST
FOR YOU.
396
00:18:36,917 --> 00:18:40,077
HEY, HOW ABOUT A REFILL
ON THAT POWDERED MILK STUFF?
397
00:18:40,167 --> 00:18:43,327
DO YOU LIKE
OUR KANKER BURGER,
398
00:18:43,417 --> 00:18:44,787
BIG ED?
399
00:18:44,875 --> 00:18:46,665
IT'S GOOD. YEAH!
400
00:18:46,750 --> 00:18:50,210
DON'T TALK WITH YOUR
MOUTH FULL, MISTER!
401
00:18:52,125 --> 00:18:53,375
AAH!
402
00:18:53,458 --> 00:18:56,078
PLEASE REFRAIN FROM
TOUCHING ME WHEN
I'M EATING.
403
00:18:56,167 --> 00:18:56,877
THANK YOU.
404
00:18:56,958 --> 00:18:58,038
HMMP!
405
00:18:58,125 --> 00:19:00,785
I'LL TOUCH YOU
WHENEVER I WANT,
BUDDY BOY!
406
00:19:00,875 --> 00:19:02,165
IS THERE A PROBLEM?
407
00:19:02,250 --> 00:19:05,630
EVERYTHING'S FINE!
408
00:19:10,000 --> 00:19:12,170
HEY, MOVE IT!
OUT OF THE WAY!
409
00:19:12,000 --> 00:19:13,710
THIS IS
THE BEST PART!
410
00:19:13,792 --> 00:19:14,832
MOVE IT?
411
00:19:14,917 --> 00:19:16,627
IT'S NOT GOOD ENOUGH
THAT WE'VE WORKED HARD
412
00:19:16,708 --> 00:19:18,288
AND BROKEN OUR BACKS
FOR YOU?
413
00:19:18,375 --> 00:19:19,665
HUH?
414
00:19:19,750 --> 00:19:21,330
IF THINGS DON'T
CHANGE AROUND HERE,
WE'RE LEAVING!
415
00:19:21,417 --> 00:19:23,207
IT'S TIME YOU
GOOD-FOR-NOTHINGS
416
00:19:23,042 --> 00:19:26,172
STARTED TO PULL OUR
OWN WEIGHT AROUND HERE!
417
00:19:26,000 --> 00:19:28,790
WHAT'S UP WITH THEM?
418
00:19:29,625 --> 00:19:32,285
CLEAN THIS MESS UP
RIGHT NOW!
419
00:19:32,375 --> 00:19:33,995
Lee: HEY! OVER HERE!
420
00:19:34,083 --> 00:19:36,133
CLEAN THIS MESS!
421
00:19:37,042 --> 00:19:38,632
HEY!
422
00:19:39,417 --> 00:19:41,207
YOU CALL THAT CLEAN?
423
00:19:41,292 --> 00:19:42,882
GET WASHING!
424
00:19:42,958 --> 00:19:44,578
AND SCRUBBING!
425
00:19:44,667 --> 00:19:47,207
COME ALONG,
LITTLE MAN!
426
00:19:47,292 --> 00:19:49,082
TIME TO
CLEAN UP!
427
00:19:49,167 --> 00:19:50,167
AAH!
428
00:19:50,000 --> 00:19:51,960
HEH HEH HEH.
429
00:19:52,042 --> 00:19:53,712
AND YOU!
430
00:19:57,458 --> 00:19:59,458
MAKE IT SHINE!
431
00:20:00,750 --> 00:20:03,750
ED, YOU'VE RUINED
MY DISHES.
432
00:20:03,833 --> 00:20:06,543
HEADING OUTSIDE,
EDDY.
433
00:20:06,625 --> 00:20:08,625
SLACKER.
434
00:20:09,167 --> 00:20:13,207
THAT BETTER BE FIGHTING OVER ME
I HEAR IN THERE!
435
00:20:15,458 --> 00:20:18,418
I'M GOING TO SANITIZE
THE LIVING AREA.
436
00:20:18,500 --> 00:20:19,290
Eddy: OK.
437
00:20:19,375 --> 00:20:20,665
I'LL CLEAN THIS.
438
00:20:20,750 --> 00:20:24,630
I'LL CLEAN EVERYTHING!
439
00:20:25,083 --> 00:20:27,253
SHINE IT UP NICE.
440
00:20:27,333 --> 00:20:28,083
HEH HEH HEH.
441
00:20:28,167 --> 00:20:31,077
Girls: HEY, MUD-TRACKER!
442
00:20:31,167 --> 00:20:32,997
YOU'RE TRACKING MUD!
443
00:20:33,083 --> 00:20:34,673
MUD?
444
00:20:37,125 --> 00:20:38,825
UH-OH.
445
00:20:40,125 --> 00:20:41,035
UHH!
446
00:20:41,125 --> 00:20:44,165
YOU BETTER NOT WRECK
DADDY'S BUCKET.
447
00:20:45,208 --> 00:20:47,748
HANG THESE OUTSIDE.
448
00:20:47,833 --> 00:20:49,043
OK, EDDY!
449
00:20:49,125 --> 00:20:51,245
Lee: YOU SAILORS
ARE ALL ALIKE.
450
00:20:51,333 --> 00:20:52,383
[SILENCE]
451
00:20:52,458 --> 00:20:55,208
YOU SHOULD GO BACK
TO DIVING FOR CLAMS.
452
00:20:55,042 --> 00:20:57,082
THAT'S ENOUGH!
453
00:20:57,167 --> 00:20:58,247
[WHIMPERING]
454
00:20:58,333 --> 00:20:59,253
OK.
455
00:20:59,333 --> 00:21:00,423
[WHIMPERING]
456
00:21:00,500 --> 00:21:04,790
THIS IS THE THANKS
WE GET FOR OUR HARD WORK?
457
00:21:04,875 --> 00:21:07,495
[CRYING]
458
00:21:07,583 --> 00:21:08,713
UH-OH.
459
00:21:08,792 --> 00:21:14,082
US GIRLS HAVE GOT TO
GET OURSELVES TOGETHER.
460
00:21:14,167 --> 00:21:16,457
HAVEN'T YOU DONE
ENOUGH DAMAGE ALREADY?
461
00:21:16,542 --> 00:21:18,132
NOW GET OUT OF HERE!
462
00:21:18,208 --> 00:21:21,168
AND NEVER COME BACK!
463
00:21:21,500 --> 00:21:22,670
WELL, YOU HEARD HER.
464
00:21:22,750 --> 00:21:23,580
LET'S GO.
465
00:21:23,667 --> 00:21:25,997
THIS HAS BEEN
QUITE EDUCATIONAL.
466
00:21:26,083 --> 00:21:27,923
HELLO, FREEDOM.
467
00:21:28,000 --> 00:21:30,290
AAAAAAAGGGH!
468
00:21:30,750 --> 00:21:32,170
JUST A MINUTE THERE--
469
00:21:32,250 --> 00:21:35,250
WHAT ABOUT EDDY JUNIOR?
470
00:21:35,333 --> 00:21:36,503
HA HA HA!
471
00:21:36,583 --> 00:21:38,293
AND ED JUNIOR?
472
00:21:38,375 --> 00:21:40,625
DON'T FORGET
DOUBLE-D JUNIOR!
473
00:21:40,708 --> 00:21:42,878
AAAAH! AAAAH! AAAAH!
474
00:21:42,958 --> 00:21:43,878
THAT'S IT!
475
00:21:43,958 --> 00:21:46,128
RUN FOR IT!
476
00:21:46,208 --> 00:21:48,168
AAAAAAAH!
477
00:21:49,208 --> 00:21:51,418
THAT'S IT--
RUN, YOU COWARDS!
478
00:21:51,500 --> 00:21:52,330
GET LOST!
479
00:21:52,417 --> 00:21:55,077
AND DON'T TRIP
ON YOUR SHOELACES.
480
00:21:55,167 --> 00:21:58,287
OH, LOOK AT THEM RUN.
481
00:21:58,375 --> 00:22:00,825
JUST LIKE
A REAL MAN.
482
00:22:00,917 --> 00:22:05,167
I THINK I'M IN
L-U-V, LOVE!
483
00:22:05,000 --> 00:22:08,130
OHH... OHH... OHH...
484
00:22:08,458 --> 00:22:10,248
[LAUGHTER]
485
00:22:10,333 --> 00:22:14,043
CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY
TURNER ENTERTAINMENT GROUP AND
U.S. DEPARTMENT OF EDUCATION
486
00:22:28,875 --> 00:22:29,995
ED, EDD, AND EDDY!
487
00:22:30,083 --> 00:22:31,423
YEAH!
488
00:22:31,500 --> 00:22:34,880
CAPTIONING PERFORMED BY
THE NATIONAL CAPTIONING
INSTITUTE, INC.
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