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>> Jon: [ Distorted ] MY NAME'S

JON.

I'M IN THE WITNESS PROTECTION

PROGRAM.

THE RUSSIAN MOB WANTS ME DEAD,

THE LOVE OF MY LIFE WAS

MURDERED, BUT, HEY, THIS COOL,

SINGLE DAD'S STILL GOT TO LIVE

LIFE.

OWW!

PREVIOUSLY ON "DELOCATED!"...

>> JON, WHY DON'T WE GO OVER

SUSAN'S LIFE-INSURANCE POLICY?

IT WAS WORTH $5 MILLION.

>> Jon: SO, I'M A MILLIONAIRE

NOW?

>> YOU ARE THE CUSTODIAN OF THE

MONEY FOR THE TIME BEING.

>> Jon: I -- I HAVE TO SELL THIS

LOFT.

IT'S -- IT'S TOO PAINFUL FOR ME

TO STAY HERE.

ME!

>> ARE YOU A DESIGNER HERE?

>> NO, I'M AN INTERN.

>> CALL ME YVGENY.

>> I'M TRISH.

>> [ SHOUTING IN RUSSIAN ]

>> IF YOU DO NOT LIKE NEW PLAN,

TAKE IT UP WITH NEW HEAD OF

MIRMINSKY FAMILY.

>> IF I WERE YOU, I WOULD

CONSIDER PAYING ANOTHER MILLION

FOR PROTECTION.

>> Jon: WANG GANG.

>> WELCOME, JON.

CAN I GET YOU A TEA?

>> Jon: TEA?

DOES IT COME WITH A STRAW FOR

MY VAGINA?

[ LAUGHS ]

GUYS, HERE'S THE MILLION DOLLARS

FOR PROTECTION.

>> [ SPEAKING CHINESE ]

>> HE SAY, "YOU NEED NOT WORRY

NOW."

>> [ SHOUTING IN CHINESE ]

>> YOU ARE NOW WANG CHO

PROTECTED.

>> Jon: ALL RIGHT.

YEAH.

SO, UH...

WHAT HAPPENS FROM HERE?

DO I GET SOME NINJA DUDES TO

FOLLOW ME AROUND, OR WHAT?

>> THE LESS YOU KNOW, THE

BETTER.

>> Jon: LET'S DO THAT.

THAT'S SMARTER.

CALL OF THE DAY RIGHT THERE.

ALL RIGHT, I'M GONNA TAKE OFF.

I'M OUT-SKEES.

SO, UH, SAYO-NARA.

AND, UH, I'LL SEE YOU "TOM-ARA."

I LOVE IT, GUYS.

WANG CHO PROTECTED.

[ CONVERSING IN CHINESE ]

[ BELL DINGING ]

>> Jon: YOU KNOW, I GOT TO TELL

YOU, I HAVE NEVER FELT SAFER IN

MY LIFE.

>> THANK YOU, JON.

THAT REALLY MEANS A LOT TO ME.

>> Jon: UH, NO.

I MEAN THE WANG CHOS.

EVER SINCE I HIRED THOSE GUYS,

I DO NOT FEEL AFRAID TO WALK THE

STREETS.

HEY, MAN -- WANG CHO.

>> David: I FEEL SAFE AROUND

YOU, T.B.

>> THANK YOU, DAVID.

>> Jon: CART GUY -- WANG CHO.

WANG CHO.

I GET IT.

DOESN'T WANT TO BLOW HIS COVER.

>> David: WHAT COVER?

>> Jon: UNDERCOVER CHOS.

THEY'RE EVERYWHERE.

Thank you.

HEY, YOU EXCITED TO LOOK AT NEW

APARTMENTS?

>> David: ACTUALLY, DAD, WE'RE

NEAR THAT SKATE SHOP THAT I

REALLY LIKE.

DO YOU THINK WE COULD GO GET

THOSE SHOES I WAS TELLING YOU

ABOUT?

>> Jon: DAVID, LOOK -- I KNOW WE

HAVE A LOT OF MONEY NOW, ALL

RIGHT?

BUT LET'S NOT GO CRAZY RIGHT OFF

THE BAT WITH A BUNCH OF NEW

PURCHASES, OKAY?

BESIDES, WHY DO YOU NEED COOL

SHOES WHEN YOU GOT SUCH A COOL

DAD?

[ LAUGHS ]

HO-LY [BLEEP]

NOW, THAT I WILL BUY YOU.

>> YOU SHOULD BE HEAD OF FAMILY,

NOT YVGENY.

WHY?

BECAUSE YOU ARE ADOPTED?

>> HEY, YVGENY.

CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR THING.

NAH. I'M NOT GONNA DO THAT.

>> KISS THE RING.

KISS IT, TODD BARRY.

>> I'M SORRY I HAVE TO DO THIS.

WHOA!

CAN'T PUT TOO MUCH OF THIS STUFF

ON.

>> JON HIRE WANG CHOS TO KILL

YOUR FATHER.

IF YOU DO NOT KILL JON...

I WILL DO IT MYSELF.

>> JON WANTED ME DEAD, NOT PAPA.

>> ALL RIGHT, HERE WE GO.

[ SMOOCHES ]

GOT IT.

>> THE WANG CHOS KILLED PAPA FOR

THEIR OWN REASONS.

[ DOOR OPENS ]

>> YVGENY, ON BEHALF OF

WANG CHOS, I OFFER MY LIFE AS A

SACRIFICE IN PLACE OF JON.

PLEASE, MAKE IT QUICK.

>> WHAT IS THIS?!

WANG CHOS KILL YOUR PAPA, AND IN

RETURN THEY SEND THIS NOBODY?!

FORGET THIS, MAN.

LET'S KILL JON.

>> NO, PAVEL.

IF WE KILL THIS MAN, THINGS ARE

EVEN.

IF WE KILL JON, A WAR WILL

START -- A WAR WE WILL LOSE.

>> YOU SHOULD LISTEN TO THIS

GUY.

>> WHICH GUY? ME?

>> THE GUY WHO WAS TALKING ABOUT

KILLING JON.

>> I WAS TALKING ABOUT KILLING

JON.

>> THEN I MEANT THE OTHER GUY.

>> YOU MEAN SERGEI.

>> I THINK HE MEANS PAVEL.

>> DUMMY, PAVEL WANTS TO KILL

THE GUY.

>> ARE YOU CALLING ME A DUMMY?

>> YEAH, SHUT UP, TODD BARRY!

>> "SHUT UP, TODD BARRY."

YOU'RE KIND OF DUMB, TOO.

>> I DON'T SOUND LIKE THAT.

>> YOU CANNOT TALK TO HER LIKE

THAT.

>> YOU GUYS ARE LIKE A DUMMY

COUPLE.

>> ALL RIGHT, ENOUGH!

WE WILL ACCEPT THIS TRUCE.

>> THIS IS NOT A TRUCE.

THIS MAN IS NOT EQUAL TO YOUR

FATHER.

>> NO, HE IS NOT.

>> AND NEITHER ARE YOU!

[ GUNSHOT ]

>> IT IS DONE!

IT IS OVER!

ISN'T THAT RIGHT, THE NEW BOSS?

>> UH...YES.

>> Jon: "OH, YEAH, JON, YOU'RE

SO BIG!

OH, MY GOD, YOU'RE TOO BIG!

OH, I CAME!"

[ DOOR OPENS ]

DAVID COULD YOU HEAR THAT?

>> David: WHAT?

>> Jon: GOOD.

YOU'LL WEAR THOSE BONE PHONES

WHEN I HAVE WOMEN OVER.

T.B., TAPE MEAS.

THANK YOU.

>> I MIGHT HAVE TO GET A PAIR OF

THOSE BONE PHONES.

>> Jon: [ SIGHS ]

'SKINS BAR'S NOT GONNA FIT

THROUGH THE DOOR.

>> OH, WE CAN WORK IT OUT.

>> Jon: NO. NEXT!

WOW! THIS BATHROOM'S COOL.

NOT BAD.

>> THIS IS A FANTASTIC BUILDING.

>> David: DAD, THIS PLACE REALLY

DOESN'T MAKE ANY SENSE.

IT'S REALLY FAR FROM MY SCHOOL.

>> Jon: I'M ONLY CONCERNED ABOUT

ONE THING.

OH, YEAH!

YES.

WE'LL TAKE IT.

>> David: DAD --

>> Jon: IF THE 'SKINS FIT, THEN

THIS IS IT!

[ UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYS ]

>> * MOVIN' IN THE 'SKINS

* MOVIN' THEM IN

* LET THE 'SKINS BEGIN

* MY SAVORY 'SKINS

* "KNOCK, KNOCK

* WHO'S THERE?

* 'SKINS

LET 'EM IN."

>> Jon: WHOO!

>> David: HEY, UM, DAD?

>> Jon: YEAH.

>> David: CAN I GET A NEW BED?

>> Jon: WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOUR

OLD BED?

>> David: DAD, YOU JUST GOT A

NEW BED.

WHY CAN'T I GET ONE?

>> Jon: [ SIGHS ]

LET ME GIVE YOU A LITTLE

DATING 101, OKAY?

I CAN'T BRING GIRLS HERE AND

HAVE THE SCENT OF MY OLD BONE

STAINS SPOIL THE MOOD, RIGHT?

UNDERSTAND?

THAT'S WHY I GOT A NEW BED.

>> David: BUT -- BUT, DAD, I --

>> Jon: HEY, YOU KNOW WHAT?

YOUR OLD BED IS FINE.

END OF DISCUSSION.

[ CLEARS THROAT ]

WOW!

I CAN KICK A BOX, TOO.

LOOK.

[ DOOR SLAMS ]

LOOK, I KICKED A BOX.

>> WHERE IS THE CENTER OF THIS

ROOM?

>> Jon: NOT NOW, THE GLAZE.

PLEASE NOT NOW.

>> JON, EXPRESS YOUR EMOTIONS.

>> Jon: I DON'T UNDERSTAND HOW

DAVID IS NOT MORE EXCITED ABOUT

THE 'SKINS BAR.

>> GOOD.

>> Jon: I WOULD HAVE DIED TO

HAVE ONE OF THESE WHEN I WAS HIS

AGE.

>> JON, WHAT I CAN SEE RIGHT NOW

IS A CLASSIC FATHER/SON

POTATO-SKINS-BAR CONFLICT.

CLEARLY, THERE'S A LARGER

EMOTIONAL GAP IN YOUR

RELATIONSHIP WITH DAVID THAT'S

CAUSING THIS CONFLICT.

YOU NEED TO USE THE 'SKINS

BAR...TO BRIDGE THAT GAP.

ULTIMATELY, IT'S UP TO YOU TO

SHOW DAVID THAT, IN THIS CASE,

BEAUTY IS ONLY "'SKINS" DEEP.

[ CHANTING IN FOREIGN LANGUAGE ]

>> FIRST ORDER OF BUSINESS --

TRISH HAS DESIGNED SOME VERY

COOL LABELS FOR MY VODKA.

THIS IS WHY I ASKED FOR

EVERYBODY --

>> WHY ARE WE NOT TALKING ABOUT

KILLING JON?

>> [ SIGHS ]

>> WHY DON'T YOU ACT LIKE A MAN

AND AVENGE YOUR FATHER?!

>> WHAT YVGENY IS TRYING TO SAY

IS THAT VODKA IS IMPORTANT NEW

ASSET TO FAMILY BUSINESS.

WHAT PAVEL DOESN'T UNDERSTAND IS

THAT KILLING JON CHO MEANS WAR.

AND WAR MEANS NO FAMILY VODKA

BUSINESS.

>> YES. I AGREE!

NO ONE IS TO KILL JON CHO!

>> YOU GUYS, INSTEAD OF JON CHO,

WHAT IF WE JUST CALL HIM

JON WANG?

>> [ CHUCKLES ] JON'S WANG.

[ BOTH LAUGH ]

>> [ SIGHS ]

YVGENY HAS SPOKEN.

JON IS NOW JON'S WANG.

>> * "KNOCK, KNOCK

* WHO'S THERE?

* 'SKINS

LET 'EM IN."

[ BUFFER MOTOR WHIRRING ]

>> JON, THIS POTATO-SKINS BAR

HAS TURNED INTO A REAL CREATIVE

OUTLET FOR YOU, HASN'T IT?

>> Jon: HAVE YOU SEEN THE

LICENSE PLATE?

>> OH, WOW.

IT'S LIKE A LITTLE CAR.

>> Jon: IT'S CHERRY, RIGHT?

>> CHERRY, YEAH.

>> David: CAN WE HAVE SOMETHING

ELSE FOR LUNCH TODAY?

HONESTLY, WE HAVE HAD 'SKINS

EVERY SINGLE DAY THIS WEEK.

>> Jon: NO, THAT -- THAT'S NOT

TRUE.

WE HAVE NOT JUST HAD POTATO

SKINS.

WE HAVE HAD ITALIAN 'SKINS.

WE HAVE HAD CHINESE 'SKINS.

WE'VE HAD GREEK 'SKINS.

I MEAN, THAT IS THE WHOLE BEAUTY

OF 'SKINS.

>> THE VARIETY, DAVID.

>> David: YOU KNOW WHAT?

I WANT A NACHO BAR.

>> Jon: ABSOLUTELY NOT.

FORGET IT.

>> David: YOU KNOW WHAT?

I'M JUST GONNA GO GET A NACHO

BAR, NO MATTER WHAT YOU SAY.

>> Jon: OH, REALLY?

WHERE YOU GONNA GET THE MONEY

FOR THAT?

>> David: CAN I HAVE SOME OF MY

OWN MONEY?

>> Jon: NO.

BUT TONIGHT, WE'LL HAVE MEXICAN

'SKINS.

YOU CAN GET ALL THE NACHO CHEESE

YOU WANT.

>> David: THIS IS SO NOT FAIR!

>> Jon: DID I OR DID I NOT JUST

SAY ALL THE NACHO CHEESE YOU

WANT?

WHERE ARE YOU GOING?

OH, THAT'S GOOD.

KICK ANOTHER BOX.

>> DAVID, HOLD UP.

WHERE YOU GOING?

>> David: I'M GOING TO GET

LUNCH -- ANYWHERE THAT DOESN'T

SERVE POTATO SKINS.

>> DAVID, IF ANYTHING'S EVER

BOTHERING YOU, YOU CAN TELL ME.

AND I'LL STRIP IT DOWN AND

ATTACH ELECTRODES TO ITS

TESTICLES AND SHOCK IT INTO

SUBMISSION.

IF YOU EVER NEED SOMEBODY TO

TALK TO -- YOU DON'T WANT TO

TALK TO YOUR DAD -- YOU CAN

ALWAYS COME TALK TO ME.

THINK OF ME AS YOUR SECRET DAD.

>> David: THANKS, T.B.

>> YOU WANT A NACHO BAR?

YOU SHOULD HAVE A NACHO BAR.

[ UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYS ]

>> Jon: HOW PSYCHED ARE THE

NEIGHBORS GONNA BE FOR THIS

HOUSEWARMING PARTY?

ESPECIALLY FOR THAT 6-FOOT

PARTY SKIN.

>> VERY.

>> Jon: T.B., HOW MANY 'SKINS

YOU THINK I CAN FIT IN MY MOUTH?

>> I DON'T KNOW. THREE?

>> Jon: NOPE. FOUR.

GET IT?

FOUR 'SKINS.

FORESKIN.

>> YEAH. NO, I GET IT.

>> Jon: YEAH?

>> YEAH, I GET IT.

>> Jon: WHOA, WHOA, WHOA!

WHAT IS GOING ON?

HO! HOLD UP!

WHAT IS THIS?

>> David: THIS IS A NACHO BAR.

>> Jon: I'M SORRY.

HOLD UP, GUYS.

HOW DID YOU GET THE MONEY FOR

THIS?

>> David: T.B. GAVE ME THE

MONEY.

>> Jon: REALLY?

>> HEY, EVERYONE.

AM I EARLY?

>> Jon: SHUT UP, JAY.

GO SIT DOWN.

YOU GAVE MY SON MONEY AND YOU

DIDN'T EVEN TALK TO ME ABOUT IT?

>> NO.

I GAVE A KID A LOAN, WHICH HE

PROMISED TO PAY BACK.

>> David: COME ON, DAD.

T.B. WAS JUST TRYING TO HELP

OUT.

HE WAS JUST DOING HIS JOB AS MY

SECRET DAD.

>> Jon: SECRET DAD?

NOW YOU LISTEN TO ME.

IS T.B. PUTTING A ROOF OVER YOUR

'SKINS?

NO, HE'S NOT.

I AM.

NOW, YOU'RE GONNA RETURN THIS

NACHO BAR.

>> David: NO, I'M NOT.

I'M GONNA SEE YOU IN COURT.

>> WE ARE NOT ENGAGING.

>> Jon: A LOT OF NERVE.

>> GONNA WALK RIGHT BY.

DO NOT ENGAGE.

WE'RE NOT EVEN HERE.

>> Jon: YOU, TOO, BRYCE.

YOU SHOULD BE REPRESENTING ME.

YOU'RE MY LAWYER.

>> NO, I'M THE FAMILY'S LAWYER,

AND DAVID CALLED FIRST, OKAY?

>> Jon: WELL, I HIRED YOU A LONG

TIME AGO.

I SHOULD HAVE DIBS.

>> DIBS?

>> Jon: YEAH.

YOU, UH -- YOU MIGHT WANT TO

LOOK UP PEOPLE vs. DIBS.

>> PRETTY SURE THERE IS NO

PEOPLE vs. DIBS.

>> Jon: WELL, SOMEONE vs. DIBS.

DAVID!

DAVID!

>> David: WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

>> HE'S TRYING TO STARE YOU

DOWN.

IT'S A CLASSIC NEGOTIATING

TECHNIQUE.

BUT WE'RE NOT HERE TO NEGOTIATE.

>> David: IT'S JUST WEIRD.

>> YES.

IT IS WEIRD.

YOU'RE RIGHT.

[ DOOR OPENS ]

>> SORRY TO KEEP YOU WAITING.

>> QUITE ALL RIGHT.

>> Jon: NO, NOT AT ALL,

YOUR HONOR.

>> SO...

WE'RE HERE TO DIS...CUSS THE

PATERNAL RIGHTS FOR DAVID.

IS THAT RIGHT?

>> YES, THAT'S RIGHT.

MY CLIENT IS SEEKING A LEGAL

EMANCIPATION FROM HIS FATHER,

WHO HAS A DISHONEST AND

DANGEROUS INFLUENCE ON THIS

YOUNG MAN.

>> DO YOU HAVE EVIDENCE OF THIS?

>> ABSOLUTELY.

EXHIBIT "A."

THIS IS A PAIR OF WHAT JON

REFERS TO AS "BONE PHONES."

THESE ARE FOR DAVID SO THAT HE

CANNOT HEAR HIS FATHER HAVING

SEX.

>> Jon: SEEMS PRETTY

CONSIDERATE, YOUR HONOR.

I AM VERY LOUD WHEN I BONE.

[ MOANING PASSIONATELY ]

>> FINE. THANK YOU.

>> Jon: OH, YEAH!

SUCK THAT.

>> THAT'S WHAT THE BONE PHONES

ARE FOR.

>> MM-HMM.

>> THIS IS EXHIBIT "B" RIGHT

HERE.

THIS IS THE FULLY CUSTOMIZED

POTATO-SKINS BAR THAT HAS

CAUSED --

>> Jon: BOOM!

>> YEAH.

>> Jon: CHECK IT OUT!

THAT THING IS MINT.

>> MAYBE.

>> Jon: CHERRY.

>> WELL, THE ISSUE HERE IS THAT

THE BULK OF JON'S FORTUNE COMES

FROM AN INSURANCE POLICY WHICH

WAS WILLED TO DAVID BY HIS LATE

MOTHER.

SO, LEGALLY, JON CAN ONLY SPEND

THAT MONEY IF IT'S TO PROVIDE

CARE FOR DAVID.

NOW, I DON'T SEE HOW THAT'S

ACCOMPLISHED WITH A, UH...

CUSTOMIZED POTATO-SKINS BAR.

>> Jon: YOUR HONOR, MAY I

APPROACH THE BENCH, PLEASE?

>> THERE'S NO BENCH.

>> Jon: MAY I HAVE A SIDE BENCH,

PLEASE?

SIDE BENCH.

YOUR HONOR, I'M SORRY.

LOOK, WE BOTH KNOW HOW JUSTICE

WORKS IN CHINESETOWN, AND I

THINK WE NEED TO MOVE THIS ALONG

SO WE CAN ALL WANG CHO TONIGHT.

RIGHT?

SO, UM, I WILL RESPECTFULLY BOW

TO ANY VERDICT YOU LAY DOWN FOR

EITHER SIDE SO THAT WE MAY NIP

THIS CASE IN THE BUD.

>> I RULE IN FAVOR OF THE

PLAINTIFF.

>> Jon: YEAH.

>> I GRANT FULL EMANCIPATION,

AND THAT INCLUDES ALL FINANCES.

>> Jon: TOUGH BREAK, GUYS.

MAYBE NEXT TIME.

>> I RULE IN FAVOR OF THE

PLAINTIFF.

>> Jon: PLAINTIFF.

>> NO -- DAVID.

DAVID BROUGHT THE COMPLAINT.

>> YOU'RE THE DEFENDANT.

[ UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYS ]

>> * NACHO BAR COMING THROUGH

* WHAT YOU GONNA DO?

* I LOVE NACHOS, SO DO YOU

>> Jon: I HATE YOU!

>> * CHASED AWAY THE 'SKINS

BLUES *

* BRAND-NEW BED COMING, TOO

* WHAT YOU GONNA DO?

* WHOA-OH

* GUACAMOLE

* SOUR CREAM

[ FOOTSTEPS APPROACHING ]

>> Jon: IT'S NOT FAIR!

[ DOOR SLAMS ]

OH, HERE SHE IS.

JUDGE!

>> OH, NO.

>> Jon: JUDGE, SORRY TO BOTHER

YOU.

>> YOU GOT THE WRONG PERSON.

THE WANG CHOS ARE ACROSS TOWN.

>> Jon: OH, NO.

NO, NO, NO, JUDGE.

JUDGE, PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE.

MY SON IS OUT OF CONTROL.

HE'S -- HE'S TURNED INTO A

COMPLETE TYRANT.

YOU HAVE TO GIVE ME ANOTHER

CHANCE, JUDGE, PLEASE.

I'M -- I'M BEGGING YOU.

FOR THE SAKE OF MY FAMILY,

PLEASE.

PLEASE.

>> ALL RIGHT, OKAY.

IF YOU CAN PROVE TO ME THAT YOU

LOVE YOUR SON MORE THAN YOU LOVE

YOUR POTATO SKINS, I MIGHT --

MIGHT -- GRANT YOU AN APPEALS

HEARING.

>> Jon: THANK YOU.

THANK YOU.

THANK YOU SO MUCH.

>> ARE YOU TRYING TO BRIBE ME

WITH A POTATO SKIN?

>> Jon: IT'S NOT A BRIBE.

NOW IT'S A POTATO SKIN ON THE

GROUND.

NOW IT'S JUST THERE.

YOU KNOW, JUST SOME RANDOM

STREET 'SKIN.

>> OH, MY GOD.

DAD, CAN WE TAKE IT HOME?

>> WE'LL TAKE IT OFF YOUR HANDS.

>> Jon: UH, SORRY, GUYS.

NOT FOR CHILDREN.

BUT YOU GOT A REAL GOOD KID

THERE.

>> IT'S MY STEPSON, BUT THANKS.

>> Jon: THINK YOU MIGHT WANT TO

SOUP THIS BABY UP?

WHAT DO YOU THINK?

>> I'LL PROBABLY SCRAP IT FOR

PARTS.

>> Jon: YEAH, KEEP WALKING,

FRIEND.

HOW'S IT GOING?

>> YEAH, I'M OPENING AN

'80s-THEMED DINER, AND, UH...

THIS WOULD BE PERFECT.

>> Jon: LET ME ASK YOU A

QUESTION.

UM, WOULD IT BE OKAY IF I WERE

TO COME BY AND VISIT IT EVERY

NOW AND THEN?

>> WELL, IF YOU ATE AT THE

DINER, YOU COULD SEE THE 'SKINS

BAR EVERY DAY, BUT, UH...

JUST TO COME VISIT?

UH...

I-I-I DON'T THINK THAT WOULD BE

SUCH A GREAT IDEA.

>> Jon: THAT'S EXACTLY THE

ANSWER I WAS LOOKING FOR.

CONGRATULATIONS.

YOU GOT YOURSELF A 'SKINS BAR.

>> [ LAUGHS ] REALLY?

>> Jon: YEAH, THANK YOU.

>> OH, GOD! THAT'S GREAT!

>> Jon: FEELS PRETTY [BLEEP]

DAMN GOOD, RIGHT?

>> YEAH!

>> Jon: YOU KNOW, NOW THAT I

SOLD THE 'SKINS BAR, IT'D BE

NICE IF DAVID DID HIS CHORES

AGAIN.

AM I RIGHT?

LOOK, T.B., I'M NOT VERY GOOD AT

APOLOGIES, SO I'M JUST GONNA SAY

IT -- YOU NEED TO APOLOGIZE TO

ME, FOR THE "SECRET DAD" STUFF.

HEY, YOU KNOW I'M RIGHT!

NOT COOL!

YOU KNOW IT!

THAT IS SOLID-GOLD B.S.!

YOU OWE ME AN APOLOGY.

>> [ GRUNTING ]

>> Jon: YEAH, THAT'S RIGHT.

>> I'M SORRY, JON.

>> I KNOW YOU HAVE WANG CHOS

KILL MY UNCLE.

AND NOW YOU WILL PAY.

>> I SUGGEST YOU LEAVE NOW...

UNLESS YOU WANT TO BECOME MOST

UNFORTUNATE COOKIE.

>> Jon: [ LAUGHS ]

I TOLD YOU THEY HAD MY BACK!

[ LAUGHS ]

YOU GOT TO TALK TO THAT JUDGE,

BY THE WAY.

>> EVERYONE RELAX!

PAVEL, WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU'RE

DOING?

>> SOMETHING YOU SHOULD HAVE

DONE LONG TIME AGO.

>> PAVEL...

YOU'RE MY DEAREST FRIEND.

YOU PROTECTED MY FATHER.

YOU PROTECT ME AND YVGENY.

FOR THAT, I AM GRATEFUL.

[ GUNSHOTS ]

>> OHH!

>> YOU HAVE LEARNED WELL FROM

YOUR FATHER.

YOU WILL BE A GOOD LEADER.

>> NO.

YVGENY IS HEAD OF FAMILY.

>> YES.

OF COURSE.

>> YOUR TIME COMING VERY SOON...

JON'S WANG.

>> Jon: WHAT ABOUT MY WANG?!

HEY! WHAT ABOUT MY WANG?!

T.B.!

>> [ COUGHING ]

>> Jon: YOU OKAY?

>> YEAH. [BLEEP]

>> Jon: THAT IS NUTS!

[ EXHALES SHARPLY ]

LOOK, T.B., T.B., YOU PLAY A

MAJOR PART IN DAVID'S LIFE.

I NEED TO RESPECT THAT.

>> THANK YOU, JON.

>> Jon: YOU GOT IT.

IT SAYS, "IT WOULD BE PLEASING

TO YOU TO HAVE FOUR 'SKINS IN

YOUR MOUTH."

[ LAUGHS ]

[ UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYS ]

>> * MOVIN' IN THE 'SKINS

* MOVIN' THEM IN

* LET THE 'SKINS BEGIN

* "KNOCK, KNOCK

* WHO'S THERE?

* 'SKINS

LET 'EM IN."