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Hey, Wratherheads!

We had an anonymous request from one of you.

And we liked it so much, we're doing it.

Would you rather walk on a tight rope over gooey sludge

or over ice cold water?

Strong man Ollie is ready for both.

You guys are doing this without me?

Sorry...

That was also part of the anonymous request.

I'm coming for you, anonymous!

Ow! After my hand heals.

And because you guys are awesome, you chose sludge, nature's chocolate.

I thought nature's chocolate was--

Wait! He can't do this.

Mom, it's not dangerous.

Ollie's fallen into stuff that's way grosser from way higher.

In our fan fiction.

I'm stopping you because I'm the anonymous Wratherhead.

Oh, hello, Fred. I see you only took half my request.

Oh, you. We have fun, don't we?

I'm doing this one.

To show the Wratherheads how much I support you.

You just want everyone to know you can tight rope.

Yeah, that too.

You know how to walk a tight rope?

I always knew you guys were circus folk.

It's just a little something I picked up in college.

The trick is to stay calm and focus on happy things like family.

Come to me, Momma.

[yelling]

[thud]

Mom, you okay?

Oh, I'm fine.

But he's not!

[screams] Sludge monster!

[theme music playing]

♪ Would you rather lose your phone ♪

♪ Or give up pizza for a month ♪

♪ Share your diary with the world ♪

♪ Or have to eat it for your lunch ♪

♪ Sing out of tune to your friends ♪

♪ Or trip and fall into your crush ♪

♪ Shave your head, paint it red ♪

♪ Or use your dog's toothbrush ♪

♪ We need a little Q and A ♪

♪ Come on, Wratherheads, play along ♪

-♪ Would you rather do this ♪ -♪ Would you rather do this ♪

-♪ Or would you rather do that ♪ -♪ Would you rather do that ♪

♪ Don't matter what we do ♪

♪ We're doing it with you ♪

♪ I'd rather do that ♪

♪ Ask the world ♪

-♪ Would you rather do this ♪ -♪ Would you rather do this ♪

-♪ Or would you rather just dance ♪ -♪ Or would you rather just dance ♪

♪ No matter what we do We're doing it with you ♪

♪ I'd rather do that ♪

Ask the world!

♪ Would you rather do that? ♪

Only one more day, Fred.

Then we finally get to see...

[both] Dude Force 5!

[imitate explosions]

And look what I found in my basement. My old Dude Force action case.

We used to play with that all the time.

And it still has all the pieces.

This could be worth some money.

It's worth more than money, Cooper.

It's our childhood.

Priceless.

Hey, Delaware. See you at home, Cami.

I like your briefcase, Fred.

My childhood is not for sale.

I like that guy.

[indistinct chatter]

Where are they going?

They're signing up for the N.P.C. Dance Company.

I heard it's super hard to get into.

Kinda like my locker.

That's not your locker.

[giggles] Oops.

Sorry, locker 076.

I did some things to you that were very out of character.

-[music starts playing] -Who needs a dance team to dance?

Not us.

Come on, you two. Meeting's about to start.

You heard her, let's go!

Are we really doing this?

I get that feeling too sometimes.

Like we're just plastic figures in someone else's snow globe.

There's that.

And I just can't believe we're actually thinking about auditioning.

All right. We've only got a few open spots so the competition is tight.

Every year, the N.P.C. Dance Company dominates

because every girl who makes it is committed to one thing.

Dance!

Sorry, it sounded like a question.

We're committed to the team.

Tryouts are here tomorrow.

I posted a routine for you to learn.

You'll see by the choreography,

you want to audition in groups of two or three.

If you're interested, come sign up.

Thanks for pulling me in here. I'm psyched we're doing this together.

Me too. I just can't find a pen.

I swore I put one in my backpack.

That's not your backpack.

Didn't think I packed a jockstrap this morning.

Mommy, are you broken?

Aw, no, sweetie.

Just nursing my tight rope injury.

Truth is, I'm looking forward to a Saturday of doing nothing. You deserve it.

Can you make me breakfast now?

You know how to pour a bowl of cereal.

Do I?

Ooh! Charlotte. Just the person I wanted to see.

Aw, someone's chomping at the bit

to hear the Glamtronics' new 19-minute a cappella song.

Oh, you know me.

But first, I need a favor.

This contract for the Miller family

has to be at my office before it closes at 5:00.

Absolutely, Mom. Now let me find middle C.

[vocalizes]

-[vocalizes] -Or I could give you

20 bucks to take the envelope now.

♪ Well, worry you shall not ♪

♪ This will be delivered to the spot ♪

Just a little preview.

Breakfast is served.

[text message notification]

Oh, shoot. Caleb just got us passes to the exotic bird exhibit at the zoo.

Aw, sweetie. I'm so sorry.

No, I want to go but I have to get these important documents to Mom's office.

Any chance you can deliver them for me?

Charlotte, I'm a busy girl.

I'll give you the 20 bucks Mom gave me plus another 10.

Not so busy anymore.

Thanks, and this is important, so it has to get to her office by 5:00.

Now I'm off to see my favorite flightless bird.

I'd ask you to guess but from your face, I can tell that you're not very emu-sed.

I'll go.

That may look like Cami, but it could be double agent Ramikoff in a wig.

Lucky for us, I have my retinal eye scanner.

[screams] I can't see!

[sighs] Fourth time today.

Don't mind him, we're just excited to see...

[both] Dude Force 5!

[imitate explosions]

Hey!

I've got a mission for you two action heroes.

Nah, forget it.

It's too dangerous.

Did somebody say "dangerous"?

It's a top-secret delivery for Mom.

But for me to trust you...

it's gonna cost you five bucks.

Ah, shoot. I only have a ten.

You want the mission or not?

Fred, don't be a fool. Give her the money!

This has to be dropped off at Mom's office by 5:00.

Did we just pay her ten bucks to run an errand?

We sure did.

[upbeat music playing]

Wow. Tara can really dance.

It's gonna be tough, but we'll practice until we get it right.

I'll record us.

[upbeat music playing]

Hey! That was awesome.

How great do we look?

Perfect!

Aside from that face thing you were doing.

What face thing?

Uhh...

The excitement on your face.

Right?

Wanna move on to the next section?

Yeah! Yeah, we should definitely move on.

Those Dude Force guys kick butt.

I'm pretty sure you can't skateboard in space, but I don't care.

The Dude Force eats logic for lunch.

Oh, I forgot Mom's envelope.

Whoa! No reentering the theater.

Oh, I forgot something. I'll be quick.

Ugh! You think you're the first punk to try to sneak back into a movie?

Oh, no. It's not like that. It's an envelope for my mom.

I left it under my seat.

A mom card?

Nice touch!

No can do.

The only no can do here is your one-size-does-not-fit-all vest.

What if I buy another ticket?

Sorry. Sold out.

If there is an envelope, it'll be in the lost and found tonight.

Now, beat it!

Tonight? I have to deliver it before 5:00!

He can't stop us if he can't see us.

Dude Force smoke screen!

Everything okay over here, Zachers?

Yup. I was just about to ban these two for trying to sneak back in.

Oh, that's a major no-sies.

Dude Force really brings out the naughty boys.

We're not naughty boys. We're dudes.

Ah! Careful with my blazer.

Five, six, seven, eight.

How we looking?

Like nothing I've ever seen before.

Ollie! Go away. Stop staring.

I want to...

but I can't.

It's like her neck and face are having an argument. But the face wants to leave because it's--

Hey, Delaware.

Wanna get us some water?

Sure. I could use a break.

-[sighs] -But the neck feels like

it wants to headbutt the face.

I get it, Ollie!

She has bad dance face.

There's no way we'll make the team with her making that expression.

Just tell Delaware to stop doing it.

I can't.

It would hurt her feelings.

-[snaps fingers] -I know what to do.

Here. Text Mom and tell her I'm streaming.

Hey, Wratherheads.

I could use a little help.

Would you rather point out your friend's weird flaw--

Weird doesn't even begin to describe it--

-Ahhh! -Or...

Not say anything but hurt your chances to get something you really want?

They say...

Tell your friend.

Good. Because if you had seen what I saw--

Thanks, Wratherheads!

All right, team, this is a top-secret mission.

Which is why I've assembled only the best and the brightest.

So why are they here?

Ha ha! Burn!

How could you two knuckleheads lose the envelope?

I thought it was pretty clear in my text that it was all Cooper's fault.

Mom trusted me with these documents. We have to get them to her office by 5:00.

But the movie doesn't end until 5:15.

We can't get into the theater before then.

And I'm feeling a nap coming on.

That's where my plan comes in.

You sent for my memory foam pillow?

Charlotte, you're not banned.

[dramatically] It's your job to get inside the building,

then sneak the rest of us through the exit only door.

Do you have to lay out the plan in that creepy voice?

Yes.

Ollie, I want you to--

Got it.

You didn't let me finish.

I know. But I'm up for anything.

Except riding a pig.

Wait! I take that back.

I'll ride a pig.

How am I supposed to get in, anyways?

Glad you asked.

We use a series of cables and pulleys to lower you right into the lobby.

Wouldn't it be easier if she just pretended to apply for that job opening?

A dude never contradicts another dude.

But, yeah, it's a much better idea.

Anyway, that's the story of how I got this pen.

Now...

This pen...

That's a whole another story.

-So... -Cami, no one likes a good pen story

more than me.

But shouldn't we be practicing the dance routine?

Delaware, I need to tell you something.

You kinda make this weird face when you dance.

Really?

[music playing]

Ohh, yeah. That's my concentration face.

You should see me shuck corn.

But, how come you didn't make it yesterday when we were dancing?

I guess it's 'cause we were just goofing around.

These are new steps so I've really been focusing.

Okay, well...

Maybe we can train your face not to do that with some tape?

Or they could just get a big dose of dance face

and we'll have some fun.

No, it's not gonna be fun if we both don't get in.

Huh? Huh? This could work. Just don't concentrate and hold still.

Cami, it's okay.

I was just doing this for fun but...

if you're getting serious about it, then I'll back out.

I don't want to be the reason you don't make the team.

Are you sure?

Absolutely. I'll be there to cheer you on.

You'll do great.

Hiya! Are ya here for the job opening?

Jeri Hunzinger, Cineplex manager.

Oh. Yes, yes, I am.

And that's it, just that. Not here for a movie.

But I like movies. [laughs nervously]

I just don't like movies today.

I mean, I like movies today, I just don't want to see one today.

Can I use your bathroom?

You betcha. Just down the hall.

Okay.

Now we have to break into the projection room,

stop the movie, and as people exit,

we slip into the theater and grab that envelope.

Get back! I'll distract the manager while you guys sneak over there.

There you are. Thought we'd lost ya.

Nope, here I am. Back from the bathroom.

Not anywhere else.

Why don't we sit over here?

Uh, can I sit there?

Okay. Why?

[stammering] Uh... I...

I have to keep an eye on the plants.

I don't trust them, it goes back to a... traumatic camping trip.

Those plants aren't real.

They are to me.

So, tell me about yourself.

I know you don't like plants.

Well, I come from a big family.

Two brothers, and a sister. And why do you want to work here?

Uh... the people, really. I just...

love people...

-[sneezes] -Get down!

Sorry about yelling. I thought I saw a plant coming at me.

Uh-oh. It's locked.

Cooper, I know the case has let us down but we owe her one more chance.

We're gonna burn right through that lock.

Come on, Dude Force Laser Putty.

[poof]

Like our childhood, poof and it's gone.

If we can't stop the movie and empty the theater,

we'll never get that envelope back.

Well, we need a key card to this door.

Ollie, we need you to distract the usher so we can get that key card.

I'll need a pig.

No.

Fine.

Excuse me. I know my times tables, wanna hear?

One times one is one.

Two times two is four.

Three times three is...

I can count to 50!

-[scoffs] -One, two...

three, four...

-Five... -[Fred] Ow! Leg cramp.

Why is this here?

Hey!

Now I have to start over.

-One, two-- -I get it!

You can count!

[sighs] That was close.

How did you move so fast?

I'm very motivated by fear.

Well, we still need that key card.

This key card?

You two owe me big time.

You made me do math.

Hey.

[turns off TV]

Why did Delaware leave? Everything okay?

Not really.

It's about our dance tryouts.

She makes a weird face when she dances and...

since she didn't want to ruin my audition, she decided to quit.

She's a good friend, that one.

You still gonna try out?

You think I should?

I mean, I really wanna be on that team.

You know how I get when I want something.

Do I? We have a second story on this house because of you.

But it's also something Delaware and I wanted to do together.

Sounds like you have a big decision to make.

Can't you just make it for me?

Now what kind of mom would I be if I did that?

Best mom ever?

Well, I am that.

But still, you have to make the decision.

Hey, wait, um, can you hand me the remote?

You've been binging all day.

What kind of daughter would I be if I did that?

Well played.

We only have half an hour!

Any ideas how to turn this thing off?

It's a pretty sophisticated machine. This could take forever.

Maybe this "off" switch will work.

Looking for this?

Toilet paper?

Oh.

I was in the middle of restocking the restroom.

I meant this.

[upbeat music playing]

Oh, good, you're here.

Of course I'm here.

I told you I'd support you.

But I don't want your support.

Okay.

Then, I'll support that girl.

Girl in blue! Girl in blue!

Whoo!

No, Delaware.

I wanna do this. But I wanna do this with you.

I told you, I don't want to ruin your chances.

Oh. My friend's done. Nice job, girl in blue! Whoo!

Cami and Delaware, you guys are next.

Okay, we just need a second.

Look, I'm sorry I didn't stop you before.

We're a team. So let's go have fun.

Cami, I'm not going up there.

Okay then.

We're skipping the auditions today. Thank you.

Let's go.

Why are you doing this?

Because I messed up.

We got into this to have fun together.

If we make it, great.

If we don't, we'll go get ice cream.

Okay. I'll do it.

But either way, we're getting ice cream.

Yes!

We've changed our minds.

-Can we still go? -Hurry up!

Girl in blue, I'm expecting a couple woot-woot's outta you.

[upbeat music playing] Now if you accept the job, you should know:

more ice in the cup equals less soda.

Little known secret.

Not really.

Seems like ol' Jer's looking at a smarty.

You can't just keep my envelope.

Sure I can. I'm the head usher.

All you do is a hold a flashlight and tell people to turn off their phones.

Now you know why I'm so angry.

Think, Charlotte, think.

[Jeri] Whoa, whoa, whoa!

I take back my smarty comment.

Sorry, it's stuck.

Hey!

Agent Fred, you're up.

Me? Why me?

It worked!

Davis, get that envelope!

[Fred groans] Uh, Ollie!

-Ollie, watch out! -Trade ya, key card!

[Usher grunts]

Go, go, go!

You've been Dude Force'd.

Well, Tara saw my face and didn't run away screaming.

Whatever she says, I had a great time.

Me too.

If I call your name, step forward.

Vicki.

Kate.

Cami.

And Tina.

To those I called...

sorry, you didn't make it.

The rest of you, congratulations, you're on the team.

Perimeter secured.

The emu has landed, I repeat, the emu has landed.

Here's the package, before 5:00 p.m. as promised.

It's imperative our identity remain a secret.

As far as you're concerned, this never happened.

Nod if you understand.

[Charlotte clears throat]

Can you call our mom and tell her we're on our way home?

Our cover is blown, run!

[woman] We sound fantastic.