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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,190 --> 00:00:01,520 *** 2 00:00:01,610 --> 00:00:02,620 We're letting you go. 3 00:00:02,720 --> 00:00:03,850 -Why? -You're fat. 4 00:00:03,860 --> 00:00:06,230 So if I was thin,I. I'd still have my job? 5 00:00:06,230 --> 00:00:07,960 If you were thin,I'd probably try and have sex with you. 6 00:00:08,040 --> 00:00:09,000 Wait,no,whoa,whoa,whoa. 7 00:00:09,080 --> 00:00:11,350 I've been damaged. We'll see you all in court. 8 00:00:11,370 --> 00:00:13,540 She's not coming back to a firm of fat bigots. 9 00:00:13,620 --> 00:00:14,680 Are you this hostile in bed? 10 00:00:14,740 --> 00:00:17,860 Keep talking,Mr. Crane. All I hear is ca-ching,ca-ching,ca-ching. 11 00:00:17,870 --> 00:00:18,540 You're fat. 12 00:00:18,620 --> 00:00:20,440 Off you go now. Take the man-eater with you. 13 00:00:20,500 --> 00:00:22,090 My name is leigh swift. 14 00:00:22,170 --> 00:00:25,290 And I am here today in hopes of securing legal counsel. 15 00:00:25,370 --> 00:00:26,500 -Hello. -Hello. 16 00:00:26,570 --> 00:00:28,050 Would you like to get a drink with me? 17 00:00:38,540 --> 00:00:39,460 jerry,come on. 18 00:00:39,580 --> 00:00:42,190 You need to keep reminding yourself that this is a good thing. 19 00:00:42,300 --> 00:00:42,880 No,it's not. 20 00:00:42,960 --> 00:00:43,530 Jerry. 21 00:00:43,630 --> 00:00:44,500 Please don't use my name. 22 00:00:44,580 --> 00:00:47,460 When you say my name,it reminds me who I am,which is jerry espenson, 23 00:00:47,560 --> 00:00:49,670 which is not a good thing to be at all in this situation. 24 00:00:49,770 --> 00:00:51,360 Okay,first,stop pacing. It's driving me. 25 00:00:51,410 --> 00:00:52,810 stay! 26 00:00:55,030 --> 00:00:57,580 you've had two wonderful dates. 27 00:00:57,690 --> 00:01:01,930 and we all know what's supposed to happen on the third date after two wonderful dates,don't we? 28 00:01:02,030 --> 00:01:04,510 You've really never kissed a wan? 29 00:01:04,580 --> 00:01:05,590 Not a real one. 30 00:01:05,670 --> 00:01:08,190 Well,it's actually quite simple. 31 00:01:08,290 --> 00:01:13,480 You just move your head towards hers until your lips touch. 32 00:01:13,560 --> 00:01:16,250 Well,what about the tongue business? What am I supposed to do about that? 33 00:01:17,470 --> 00:01:19,260 you just sort of. 34 00:01:19,350 --> 00:01:23,980 slip it in and,you know,move it around a little. 35 00:01:24,060 --> 00:01:25,970 Oh,well. Shouldn't you just write the book? 36 00:01:25,990 --> 00:01:29,070 Jerry,the thing about a first kiss, 37 00:01:29,160 --> 00:01:32,810 the combination of the psychological and physical stimuli can be overwhelming. 38 00:01:32,890 --> 00:01:34,620 It's best to separate the two. 39 00:01:34,730 --> 00:01:37,140 That would be helpful if I had any idea what you said. 40 00:01:37,210 --> 00:01:38,360 Look. 41 00:01:38,450 --> 00:01:39,820 you're standing at the door with your date. 42 00:01:39,910 --> 00:01:42,410 -Lorraine. -alan,please. 43 00:01:43,920 --> 00:01:48,470 You look into her eyes,you hold each other's gaze. 44 00:01:48,550 --> 00:01:50,790 You're essentially kissing now. 45 00:01:50,880 --> 00:01:58,410 Not physically,but you're both saying with eye contact how much you long for the taste of each other's lips. 46 00:01:58,480 --> 00:02:02,390 You moisten your own lips gently with your tongue. 47 00:02:02,490 --> 00:02:08,590 A simple kiss now almost seems like nothing,and yet,it's everything. 48 00:02:08,680 --> 00:02:10,000 Because there is nothing. 49 00:02:10,060 --> 00:02:14,810 nothing. so gentle as that first kiss. 50 00:02:30,570 --> 00:02:32,310 Jerry? 51 00:02:33,440 --> 00:02:35,430 Jerry left us. 52 00:02:36,750 --> 00:02:37,660 It's only a kiss,man. 53 00:02:37,770 --> 00:02:39,030 It's not just a kiss. 54 00:02:39,110 --> 00:02:41,350 That's the thing about lorraine,it's never just a kiss. 55 00:02:41,430 --> 00:02:45,480 She. I swear,she actually makes my tongue change color. 56 00:02:45,520 --> 00:02:47,090 Let see. 57 00:02:48,300 --> 00:02:50,050 It's normal color. 58 00:02:50,060 --> 00:02:51,750 Not the tip. 59 00:02:51,830 --> 00:02:54,150 It's bluish. 60 00:02:54,640 --> 00:02:56,260 It's the normal color. 61 00:02:56,330 --> 00:02:57,650 It's a bit puffy,though. 62 00:02:57,750 --> 00:02:59,440 Is it swollen? It's a bit puffy. 63 00:02:59,780 --> 00:03:00,990 Oh,sweet. 64 00:03:01,080 --> 00:03:04,400 It's the fat bigot and his friend Mr. Puffy tongue. 65 00:03:04,510 --> 00:03:06,660 I don't believe we've officially met. 66 00:03:06,740 --> 00:03:08,970 $1 million,nothing structured. 67 00:03:09,050 --> 00:03:13,040 As I understand it,your client was offered her job back within an hour. 68 00:03:13,140 --> 00:03:15,800 Oh,gee. You're right. You got me there. 69 00:03:15,800 --> 00:03:17,450 $1 million. 70 00:03:17,910 --> 00:03:19,100 I'm alan shore. 71 00:03:19,190 --> 00:03:20,770 $1 million. 72 00:03:20,860 --> 00:03:23,970 How about instead,I bite you on the inner thigh? Does that work for you? 73 00:03:24,000 --> 00:03:26,810 If only I'd really said that,but you,of course,misheard me. 74 00:03:26,900 --> 00:03:29,120 Just as your client misheard denny. 75 00:03:29,240 --> 00:03:30,510 Is that your defense? 76 00:03:30,580 --> 00:03:32,920 He didn't really fire her for being fat? 77 00:03:33,000 --> 00:03:36,110 Miss. I'm sure you have a name,but I'm not much interested. 78 00:03:36,210 --> 00:03:38,990 I've taken an immediate dislike to you. I'm sure you get that a lot. 79 00:03:39,000 --> 00:03:42,180 Where I was once prepared to be generous,now I'm not. 80 00:03:42,280 --> 00:03:46,200 You've made the strategic mistake of pissing me off. 81 00:03:46,310 --> 00:03:47,860 You scare me. 82 00:03:47,950 --> 00:03:49,990 See me shudder? 83 00:03:50,050 --> 00:03:51,800 Take your clothes off. I'll make you shudder. 84 00:03:51,820 --> 00:03:53,870 That I did say. 85 00:03:54,510 --> 00:03:58,720 your hostility is just a barely concealed form of foreplay. 86 00:03:58,800 --> 00:04:01,970 I knew it. You're a horny,insatiable little slut. 87 00:04:02,010 --> 00:04:03,970 I could smell it the second you walked in. 88 00:04:04,060 --> 00:04:06,890 Well,I'm happy to oblige. 89 00:04:06,980 --> 00:04:09,420 let's you and i make like rabbits. 90 00:04:14,400 --> 00:04:17,210 -=www.ydy.com/bbs=- Proudly Presents 91 00:04:17,700 --> 00:04:21,200 -=www.ydy.com/bbs=- Sync:YTET-����˹ 92 00:04:21,580 --> 00:04:24,200 Boston Legal Season 4 Episode 7 93 00:04:43,330 --> 00:04:46,430 I realize this is unbelievably late notice. 94 00:04:46,510 --> 00:04:47,650 when does your trial start? 95 00:04:47,760 --> 00:04:49,470 Today,actually. 96 00:04:49,550 --> 00:04:51,840 Look,I-I just had a knockdown blowout with my lawyer. 97 00:04:51,920 --> 00:04:53,750 Now he's out,and I-I'm desperate. 98 00:04:53,850 --> 00:04:56,650 Let's back up. Uh,what is yo trial about? 99 00:04:56,670 --> 00:04:58,220 I'm being charged with murder. 100 00:04:58,300 --> 00:05:00,200 Mm,something simple then. 101 00:05:00,270 --> 00:05:01,800 Look,I'm a police officer. 102 00:05:02,180 --> 00:05:04,050 Well,I was. They fired me. 103 00:05:04,110 --> 00:05:07,170 I shot an unarmed man,mistaking him for a suspt. 104 00:05:07,250 --> 00:05:08,710 I thought he had a gun. 105 00:05:08,830 --> 00:05:11,590 Turned out to be a soda can the light caught funny. 106 00:05:11,710 --> 00:05:13,660 Anyway,it was a mistake. 107 00:05:13,740 --> 00:05:15,850 But the D.A.'S saying otherwise. 108 00:05:15,960 --> 00:05:19,010 The thing is,they took an M.R.I. Of my brain. 109 00:05:19,210 --> 00:05:20,930 Why? 110 00:05:21,470 --> 00:05:24,530 The man I shot was african-american,and,uh, 111 00:05:24,630 --> 00:05:28,130 the district attorney's saying the shooting's racially motivated. 112 00:05:28,200 --> 00:05:30,190 Look,I had a couple of incidents at work where I had to go get, 113 00:05:30,270 --> 00:05:33,740 you know,sensitivity training and so forth,but I'm not a racist. 114 00:05:33,820 --> 00:05:35,450 Wait. 115 00:05:35,540 --> 00:05:40,560 So they took a scan of your brain to see if the shooting was racially motivated? 116 00:05:40,640 --> 00:05:42,710 Yeah,they called it a functional M.R.I. 117 00:05:42,790 --> 00:05:47,840 I've read that they can evidently detect a predisposition toward racial bias. 118 00:05:48,700 --> 00:05:51,200 And did it,with you? 119 00:05:51,690 --> 00:05:53,540 Yes. 120 00:05:53,660 --> 00:05:57,640 They plan to use it as evidence to convict me of second-degree murder. 121 00:06:09,190 --> 00:06:10,700 Well,you were worse than me. 122 00:06:10,820 --> 00:06:12,110 I just. 123 00:06:12,200 --> 00:06:17,580 between my agitation over lorraine and this emma's repugnance. 124 00:06:17,690 --> 00:06:21,140 I think she was prepared to he sex,though. I could've been right on the money there. 125 00:06:21,200 --> 00:06:22,510 So now what happens? 126 00:06:22,610 --> 00:06:27,600 Well,she's noticed your deposition. After that,I'll bring our motion to dismiss. 127 00:06:28,400 --> 00:06:30,590 I've been thinking a lot abt what you said,denny. 128 00:06:30,670 --> 00:06:32,640 Oh,I'm glad to hear that. 129 00:06:32,740 --> 00:06:33,630 What'd I say? 130 00:06:33,750 --> 00:06:36,930 You said that maybe lorraine is the one for me. 131 00:06:37,030 --> 00:06:42,030 Maybe that's why I can't shake the neck or the kiss. 132 00:06:42,110 --> 00:06:45,060 Maybe i just can't shake her. 133 00:06:45,880 --> 00:06:47,770 Maybe lorraine's it. 134 00:06:47,850 --> 00:06:49,360 I said that? 135 00:06:49,460 --> 00:06:50,520 What's the big deal,jerry? 136 00:06:50,600 --> 00:06:52,060 -Have you ever kissed a girl? -Yes. 137 00:06:52,140 --> 00:06:52,930 As you or clevant? 138 00:06:53,010 --> 00:06:54,760 I kissed claire as me. 139 00:06:54,850 --> 00:06:56,050 -I don't believe you. -I did. 140 00:06:57,030 --> 00:06:57,650 Hello. 141 00:06:57,750 --> 00:06:59,320 -Hello. -Hello. 142 00:06:59,580 --> 00:07:04,070 Clarence,I'm ashameto admit I've been googling myself again. 143 00:07:04,150 --> 00:07:05,640 It happens when shirley's out of town. 144 00:07:05,750 --> 00:07:07,720 And I've been on youtube again. 145 00:07:07,790 --> 00:07:11,060 Do you know what's playing now? 146 00:07:11,150 --> 00:07:13,300 that was not. oh,a minister? 147 00:07:13,310 --> 00:07:13,910 A preacher? 148 00:07:14,020 --> 00:07:15,700 Are you a man dressed as a woman. 149 00:07:15,770 --> 00:07:17,610 he stole my parking place. 150 00:07:19,210 --> 00:07:22,880 I was getting ready to back in,then he whooshed in with his sports car, 151 00:07:22,950 --> 00:07:25,370 then he called me names and. 152 00:07:26,330 --> 00:07:28,330 I just lost it. 153 00:07:28,410 --> 00:07:29,700 you weirdo. you pervert. 154 00:07:29,730 --> 00:07:30,660 Oh,you know what else you can do? 155 00:07:30,740 --> 00:07:32,560 You can kiss my ass. That's what you can do. 156 00:07:32,700 --> 00:07:33,790 Take a look at this here. 157 00:07:33,860 --> 00:07:35,760 Oh! Oh,his image,Mr. Minister. 158 00:07:35,810 --> 00:07:38,020 Kiss it! His image! 159 00:07:38,030 --> 00:07:40,970 Take a good kiss of that,Mr. Minister! 160 00:07:41,890 --> 00:07:44,190 Okay,several issues. 161 00:07:45,000 --> 00:07:47,700 First,you're terrorizing clergy. 162 00:07:47,700 --> 00:07:49,330 That's something we frown on. 163 00:07:49,360 --> 00:07:53,460 Second,you likened your buttocks to god's image. 164 00:07:53,530 --> 00:07:56,090 very politically incorrect even in a blue state. 165 00:07:56,170 --> 00:08:01,310 And you managed to do so on the world wide web as an employee of crane,poole & schmidt, 166 00:08:01,380 --> 00:08:09,810 which means that your exposed ass t only speaks to the almighty's image,but ours. 167 00:08:16,010 --> 00:08:17,100 take that right there. 168 00:08:17,260 --> 00:08:19,110 Take a look at this here. Oh,his image,Mr. Minister. 169 00:08:21,520 --> 00:08:23,490 I wasn't watching anything. 170 00:08:23,580 --> 00:08:25,230 I expected better from you. 171 00:08:25,310 --> 00:08:26,420 Me? 172 00:08:26,540 --> 00:08:28,490 Your conduct leaves a little to be desired. 173 00:08:28,590 --> 00:08:30,040 Hello. 174 00:08:30,120 --> 00:08:32,500 Leigh,hello. Leigh,hello. 175 00:08:32,540 --> 00:08:34,380 I was just in the neighborod. 176 00:08:34,470 --> 00:08:36,300 I thought,what the hey? 177 00:08:36,380 --> 00:08:38,380 What a surprise. Hey. Hello. 178 00:08:39,550 --> 00:08:41,420 this is clarence. You remember leigh. 179 00:08:41,430 --> 00:08:42,150 Hello. 180 00:08:42,220 --> 00:08:43,910 Hello. 181 00:08:43,920 --> 00:08:45,200 All set for tonight? 182 00:08:45,300 --> 00:08:46,610 Tonight. 183 00:08:46,670 --> 00:08:49,070 Well,uh,something's come up,actually. 184 00:08:49,500 --> 00:08:51,830 It looks like I have to work late tonight. 185 00:08:51,910 --> 00:08:54,290 Oh,okay. 186 00:08:54,360 --> 00:08:56,780 -Tomorrow night? -Yes. 187 00:08:58,170 --> 00:09:01,480 well,this case could be consuming,this one that just came up. 188 00:09:01,560 --> 00:09:03,660 Maybe we should postpone till the weend. 189 00:09:03,740 --> 00:09:06,440 Oh,okay. 190 00:09:06,550 --> 00:09:08,910 Good-bye. 191 00:09:08,990 --> 00:09:11,200 Good-bye. 192 00:09:12,850 --> 00:09:14,830 What came up? Nothing's come up. 193 00:09:14,850 --> 00:09:15,440 Did I ask you? 194 00:09:15,550 --> 00:09:16,890 You're just afraid you'll have to kiss her. 195 00:09:16,970 --> 00:09:18,550 Don't be such a buttinskyhead. 196 00:09:18,630 --> 00:09:19,970 You hurt her feelings. 197 00:09:20,040 --> 00:09:22,290 I said I didn't ask you,you. 198 00:09:23,810 --> 00:09:25,520 poop! 199 00:09:30,780 --> 00:09:32,630 all rise. 200 00:09:33,520 --> 00:09:35,070 This court is now in session. 201 00:09:35,160 --> 00:09:37,970 The honorable judge gloria weldon presiding. 202 00:09:38,040 --> 00:09:39,720 Be seated. 203 00:09:40,540 --> 00:09:41,790 Good morning,your honor. 204 00:09:41,880 --> 00:09:45,200 Whitney rome along with katie lloyd of crane,poole & schmidt for the defense. 205 00:09:45,280 --> 00:09:47,360 Your motion is denied. 206 00:09:47,430 --> 00:09:49,010 I haven't even told you what it is yet. 207 00:09:49,090 --> 00:09:51,220 You seek to suppress the M.R.I.Scan. 208 00:09:51,340 --> 00:09:54,950 Mr. Bass' previous counsel already brought such a motion to suppress. 209 00:09:55,040 --> 00:09:56,800 The issue was ruled on. 210 00:09:56,880 --> 00:09:58,400 Your honor,come on. 211 00:09:58,510 --> 00:10:00,380 A brain scan to read his thoughts? 212 00:10:00,480 --> 00:10:02,440 Assuming these things are even accurate. 213 00:10:02,520 --> 00:10:03,450 no. 214 00:10:03,530 --> 00:10:06,270 It reads chemical responses,not thoughts. 215 00:10:06,340 --> 00:10:10,070 And we already make suspects give blood,D.N.A.,Handwriting analysis. 216 00:10:10,150 --> 00:10:11,820 those are objective tests. 217 00:10:11,900 --> 00:10:13,470 So is the brain scan. 218 00:10:13,570 --> 00:10:16,000 I'm allowing it. What else? 219 00:10:16,010 --> 00:10:19,050 -We also have a motion for a continuance in. -denied. 220 00:10:19,090 --> 00:10:20,190 Wait,we just got this. 221 00:10:20,290 --> 00:10:23,250 Too late. Denied. We start today. 222 00:10:25,060 --> 00:10:26,870 your honor. 223 00:10:27,290 --> 00:10:32,200 maybe in the interest of justice,we should put our conflicts on the table. 224 00:10:32,300 --> 00:10:32,940 Meaning? 225 00:10:33,050 --> 00:10:38,170 Meaning there may be some bad blood between you and my firm,and it. 226 00:10:38,280 --> 00:10:42,580 Mr. Palmer,I once had a relationship with a lawyer at crane,poole & schmidt. 227 00:10:42,660 --> 00:10:44,630 -Do you object? -Not at all. 228 00:10:44,660 --> 00:10:45,950 Well,my client objects. 229 00:10:46,020 --> 00:10:49,610 tell your client the affair wasn't very memorable. 230 00:10:49,710 --> 00:10:53,700 And if I had to rese myself from every case where I'd slept with one of the lawyers, 231 00:10:53,780 --> 00:10:56,530 or both,I'd have to take up golf. 232 00:10:56,610 --> 00:11:01,540 I'll give you one hour to get yourself ready,then I'm bringing in the jury. 233 00:11:03,860 --> 00:11:06,170 Okay. 234 00:11:09,990 --> 00:11:13,940 listen to me,denny,answer only what you're asked,do not throw in little,uh, 235 00:11:14,020 --> 00:11:20,230 comments or asides,and above all,do not,do not,do not offer your opinions. 236 00:11:20,340 --> 00:11:22,630 Will you relax,man? It's me you're talking to. 237 00:11:22,820 --> 00:11:23,960 dear god. 238 00:11:24,040 --> 00:11:25,890 -Alan. -Lorraine. 239 00:11:25,950 --> 00:11:27,670 I was just leaving. 240 00:11:33,770 --> 00:11:35,280 lorraine. 241 00:11:35,380 --> 00:11:38,800 I was just,uh,thinking about you earlier. 242 00:11:38,910 --> 00:11:40,950 Really? Tell me. 243 00:11:43,170 --> 00:11:44,620 Well. 244 00:11:47,310 --> 00:11:53,650 you know how,uh,both of us seem to be so relationship averse? 245 00:11:53,810 --> 00:11:56,290 I was thinking. 246 00:11:56,970 --> 00:12:02,120 maybe you are,uh,right for a longer-term. 247 00:12:02,220 --> 00:12:04,150 thing. 248 00:12:04,220 --> 00:12:05,620 Funny. 249 00:12:05,680 --> 00:12:07,630 Who told you? 250 00:12:07,700 --> 00:12:08,820 Told me? 251 00:12:08,880 --> 00:12:11,320 That I'm a relationship. 252 00:12:11,400 --> 00:12:14,260 I was planning to tell you. 253 00:12:14,350 --> 00:12:15,890 You're in a relationship. 254 00:12:15,980 --> 00:12:19,660 Yeah,a really wonderful man. 255 00:12:19,770 --> 00:12:21,900 I think you'd like him. 256 00:12:21,980 --> 00:12:23,980 Oh,I'm s. 257 00:12:24,190 --> 00:12:26,060 not sure. 258 00:12:26,170 --> 00:12:28,400 Anyway,I-I-I thought you'd be relieved. 259 00:12:28,500 --> 00:12:30,110 We've decided to make it exclusive. 260 00:12:30,210 --> 00:12:34,300 So you won't have to worry about me stalking you anymore. 261 00:12:36,370 --> 00:12:38,740 terrific. 262 00:12:42,610 --> 00:12:45,180 ,We had just came out the deli. 263 00:12:45,320 --> 00:12:49,090 And B.J. Went back in because he forgot his soda on the counter. 264 00:12:49,300 --> 00:12:51,230 I kept walking to the car. 265 00:12:51,300 --> 00:12:53,220 B.J. Is your brother. 266 00:12:53,290 --> 00:12:54,910 Yes. 267 00:12:55,010 --> 00:12:59,390 Then as I got to the car,this cop car comes screeching up, 268 00:12:59,480 --> 00:13:02,530 and two cops jump out,screaming. 269 00:13:02,610 --> 00:13:05,410 And they had their guns pointed at B.J. 270 00:13:05,470 --> 00:13:07,540 Then what? 271 00:13:07,920 --> 00:13:10,820 They just shot him. 272 00:13:11,060 --> 00:13:13,500 He shot him. 273 00:13:13,720 --> 00:13:18,070 He just kept shooting and shooting. 274 00:13:18,200 --> 00:13:21,430 It was like he unloaded the whole gun. 275 00:13:26,370 --> 00:13:29,870 I'm very sorry for your loss,terrence. 276 00:13:30,660 --> 00:13:33,340 When the police arrived and leapt from the car, 277 00:13:33,420 --> 00:13:35,290 what did you do,if I may ask? 278 00:13:35,370 --> 00:13:38,030 I just hit the ground. 279 00:13:38,390 --> 00:13:40,230 And did you actually see your brother get shot, 280 00:13:40,310 --> 00:13:43,790 or did you first hear the shots and then look up? 281 00:13:43,870 --> 00:13:45,110 Both. 282 00:13:45,180 --> 00:13:51,580 I first heard the shots,and then I looked up and saw him getting shot. 283 00:13:51,650 --> 00:13:54,030 Thank you. 284 00:14:00,490 --> 00:14:02,320 once again,tightly constructed answers. 285 00:14:02,420 --> 00:14:04,420 There's no room for opinions,especially yours. 286 00:14:04,420 --> 00:14:05,190 What's wrong? 287 00:14:05,310 --> 00:14:05,940 Nothing's wrong. 288 00:14:06,020 --> 00:14:07,330 You're being surly. I can hear it. 289 00:14:07,370 --> 00:14:08,250 -I am not surly. -Yes,you are. 290 00:14:08,400 --> 00:14:10,540 -Whatever it is,I. -nothing's wrong! 291 00:14:10,550 --> 00:14:12,920 That hurt my feelings. 292 00:14:14,510 --> 00:14:16,380 she's involved. 293 00:14:16,480 --> 00:14:17,930 Who? 294 00:14:17,940 --> 00:14:19,750 Lorraine. She has a boyfriend. 295 00:14:19,760 --> 00:14:21,120 I never liked her. 296 00:14:21,210 --> 00:14:22,690 did she say who? 297 00:14:22,770 --> 00:14:24,330 No,and I don't care. 298 00:14:24,410 --> 00:14:25,990 jerry. 299 00:14:26,050 --> 00:14:27,100 Leigh. 300 00:14:27,180 --> 00:14:28,990 Hello. Welcome. 301 00:14:29,050 --> 00:14:30,600 I'm very unsettled. 302 00:14:30,700 --> 00:14:34,280 If you don't want to date me anymore,please just be honest with me. 303 00:14:34,360 --> 00:14:37,260 I'm 44 years old,I've heard every excuse there is. 304 00:14:37,340 --> 00:14:41,440 The last one said he got summoned for astronaut duty and had to rush off for the moon. 305 00:14:41,520 --> 00:14:44,760 I'm sick of dishonest,disingenuous men. 306 00:14:44,850 --> 00:14:47,420 And people wonder how I could end up with a utility box. 307 00:14:47,500 --> 00:14:48,670 You dishonest man! 308 00:14:48,750 --> 00:14:52,890 hey,lady,I tried to let you down nicely,and you punish me for it. 309 00:14:52,970 --> 00:14:54,880 What,I should have opted for cruelty? 310 00:14:54,960 --> 00:14:57,730 What do yowant from me? 311 00:15:03,050 --> 00:15:05,310 They even fight weird. 312 00:15:05,990 --> 00:15:07,740 Come on,denny. Let's go. 313 00:15:07,770 --> 00:15:12,810 We were responding to a call that a man matching the description of the suspect was seen going into the deli. 314 00:15:12,900 --> 00:15:15,870 When we arrived,we saw Mr. Owens and his brother emerging. 315 00:15:15,970 --> 00:15:17,740 We identified ourselves as police officers, 316 00:15:17,820 --> 00:15:19,890 drew our weapons and asked them to get on the ground. 317 00:15:19,970 --> 00:15:20,830 Then what? 318 00:15:20,900 --> 00:15:24,180 Well,I looked at terrence,the younger brother,over by the car. 319 00:15:24,260 --> 00:15:25,500 Then I heard the shots. 320 00:15:25,580 --> 00:15:27,860 I looked back to see my partner firing at B.J. 321 00:15:27,940 --> 00:15:30,440 -And yet,you didn't shoot. -No. 322 00:15:30,700 --> 00:15:32,220 In fact,you said to the,uh, 323 00:15:32,310 --> 00:15:36,430 field investigation division that you thought the shoot was reckless. 324 00:15:36,520 --> 00:15:38,320 I thought it was a quick shoot. 325 00:15:38,410 --> 00:15:40,930 I never said it was racially motivated. 326 00:15:40,970 --> 00:15:46,060 Officer payne,how long have you and the defendant been partners? 327 00:15:46,140 --> 00:15:47,260 Three years. 328 00:15:47,340 --> 00:15:49,720 -He's your friend. -Yes. 329 00:15:49,740 --> 00:15:52,550 Ever have reason to think that he's a racist? 330 00:15:52,630 --> 00:15:53,290 -No. 331 00:15:53,380 --> 00:15:58,300 Really? You never complained about him? 332 00:15:58,640 --> 00:16:01,580 When we were first deployed together,I didn't know him. 333 00:16:01,680 --> 00:16:03,310 He made a few comments that upset me. 334 00:16:03,400 --> 00:16:09,200 Like he "only believed in busing for away games"? 335 00:16:09,960 --> 00:16:12,560 his sense of humor is sometimes misplaced. 336 00:16:12,660 --> 00:16:14,350 But he's not a racist. 337 00:16:14,450 --> 00:16:15,780 B.J.. 338 00:16:15,860 --> 00:16:18,620 The brother who was mistaken for the suspect. 339 00:16:18,700 --> 00:16:20,990 did he in fact look like that suspect? 340 00:16:21,090 --> 00:16:24,480 We only had a general description,but yes,he did match it. 341 00:16:24,530 --> 00:16:29,680 And that suspect was reported as being armed and dangerous. 342 00:16:29,760 --> 00:16:30,990 Yes. 343 00:16:31,070 --> 00:16:33,510 Thank you. 344 00:16:41,400 --> 00:16:45,680 F-first of all,I apologize for embarrassing the law firm. 345 00:16:45,790 --> 00:16:50,330 It's not like me to lose my temper like that,and. 346 00:16:50,690 --> 00:16:53,630 I am very sorry. 347 00:16:53,970 --> 00:16:55,860 uh,second,uh. 348 00:16:58,050 --> 00:16:59,400 I sued them. 349 00:16:59,500 --> 00:17:01,980 -Sued who? -Youtube. 350 00:17:02,060 --> 00:17:05,140 It was wrong for them to humiliate me like that. 351 00:17:05,240 --> 00:17:06,360 I'll represent myself but. 352 00:17:06,440 --> 00:17:07,580 you don't really have a case. 353 00:17:07,660 --> 00:17:09,610 What they did was wrong. 354 00:17:09,690 --> 00:17:10,760 I can't let it go. I. 355 00:17:10,800 --> 00:17:16,430 clarence,certainly you've heard the saying,any man who represents himself has a drag queen for a client. 356 00:17:16,460 --> 00:17:17,920 Wait,no. That's not the saying. 357 00:17:17,930 --> 00:17:19,700 Clarence! 358 00:17:25,370 --> 00:17:26,960 let me represent you. 359 00:17:27,040 --> 00:17:31,540 I agree,what they did was wrong. I'll help you. 360 00:17:31,590 --> 00:17:33,600 You don't have to do that. 361 00:17:33,660 --> 00:17:40,500 I want to,and,son,I'm very good. 362 00:17:49,200 --> 00:17:50,980 all rise. 363 00:17:51,030 --> 00:17:54,560 This court is now in session. The honorable judge brown presiding. 364 00:17:54,740 --> 00:17:56,480 Be seated. 365 00:18:03,070 --> 00:18:04,220 All right. 366 00:18:04,320 --> 00:18:12,410 Before we begin,some of you may or may not have noticed that I'm wearing protective heaear. 367 00:18:12,500 --> 00:18:15,460 I sustained a small wound while gardening. 368 00:18:15,540 --> 00:18:19,550 My doctor advised that I take conservative precautions until the stitches are removed. 369 00:18:19,670 --> 00:18:22,600 Please pay it no attention. 370 00:18:22,690 --> 00:18:24,440 your honor,I think we can make this quick. 371 00:18:24,520 --> 00:18:26,630 Mr. Bell is alleging defamation of character. 372 00:18:26,710 --> 00:18:30,110 The footage depicts what actually happened,and truth is a complete defense to defamation. 373 00:18:30,170 --> 00:18:30,980 This is silly. 374 00:18:31,050 --> 00:18:32,850 We're also suing under right to publicity. 375 00:18:32,950 --> 00:18:35,830 The plaintiff is not a celebrity. We get no value trading his name. 376 00:18:35,860 --> 00:18:39,130 You get value trading on footage depicting him. 377 00:18:39,230 --> 00:18:45,830 I direct you to massachusetts law,chapter 214,section 3a. 378 00:18:47,640 --> 00:18:48,730 I'm sorry. 379 00:18:48,850 --> 00:18:51,450 I'm finding it very difficult to get past the helmet. 380 00:18:52,120 --> 00:18:54,240 I am a superior court jurist, 381 00:18:54,350 --> 00:18:58,230 and I expect to be treated with the respect that goes with this robe. 382 00:18:58,330 --> 00:19:01,310 I do not sit up here for your amusement. 383 00:19:01,410 --> 00:19:03,400 Even so. 384 00:19:04,650 --> 00:19:11,370 judge,the v-video was aired without a context,so it does not represent the truth. 385 00:19:11,450 --> 00:19:13,540 I'd like to hear exactly how he's been defamed. 386 00:19:13,620 --> 00:19:15,370 You can read how in the complaint. 387 00:19:15,450 --> 00:19:16,820 It is a fair request. 388 00:19:16,900 --> 00:19:18,920 Mr. Bell. 389 00:19:19,070 --> 00:19:22,750 you will take the stand after lunch. 390 00:19:27,060 --> 00:19:29,900 The helmet threw me. 391 00:19:30,600 --> 00:19:34,210 And you just thought you had the right to fire her 'cause she was fat? 392 00:19:34,310 --> 00:19:35,950 And still is. 393 00:19:36,060 --> 00:19:38,750 I thought I had the right to fire people who jeopardize my health. 394 00:19:38,830 --> 00:19:41,990 How does her weight jeopardize your health? 395 00:19:42,070 --> 00:19:45,170 According to studies at harvard. you've heard of harvard? 396 00:19:45,170 --> 00:19:48,270 Obesity can spread like a contagious disease. 397 00:19:48,370 --> 00:19:49,980 That's not my opinion. That's harvard'S. 398 00:19:50,020 --> 00:19:51,770 But I wasn't too fat for you to hit on? 399 00:19:51,850 --> 00:19:54,920 Oh,no. 'Cause I like chubby sex. But I never asked you to dinner. 400 00:19:54,960 --> 00:19:56,210 Did you hear that? 401 00:19:56,320 --> 00:19:58,090 I only heard ca-ching,ca-ching. 402 00:19:58,210 --> 00:20:00,120 -I have nothing against the chinese. -Denny. 403 00:20:00,120 --> 00:20:03,650 so are you firing all thheavy people crane,poole & schmidt? 404 00:20:03,740 --> 00:20:05,850 Well,I had to start someplace. I started with her. 405 00:20:05,880 --> 00:20:06,590 Ca-ching. 406 00:20:06,680 --> 00:20:09,720 And let's just suppose,say,my client did agree to have sex with you. 407 00:20:09,820 --> 00:20:11,030 too late. I've moved on. 408 00:20:11,030 --> 00:20:13,410 Would you have fired her had she not rejected you? 409 00:20:13,510 --> 00:20:16,380 I fired her because according to the harvard studies, 410 00:20:16,710 --> 00:20:21,610 the social influence of fat people can be just as damaging as genetics. 411 00:20:21,680 --> 00:20:24,940 I tried to explain that to your client,but her ears were too stuffed with twinkies. 412 00:20:25,040 --> 00:20:27,350 on their way in or out,I-I couldn't be sure. 413 00:20:27,430 --> 00:20:29,300 Ca-ching. 414 00:20:30,250 --> 00:20:32,080 What? 415 00:20:32,350 --> 00:20:35,040 It's called functional magnetic resonance imaging. 416 00:20:35,140 --> 00:20:37,140 What does it do? 417 00:20:37,230 --> 00:20:45,180 Well,in basic terms,it's a tool that allows us to visualize brain function by showing changes in blood flow and other metabolic processes. 418 00:20:45,260 --> 00:20:47,070 You can tell what someone is thinking? 419 00:20:47,150 --> 00:20:49,100 We can tell how someone is feeling, 420 00:20:49,180 --> 00:20:54,720 and we can specifically identify responses associated with sociopathic tendencies. 421 00:20:54,800 --> 00:20:57,110 Here,we determined the defendant was racist. 422 00:20:57,220 --> 00:20:59,650 You can really measure this with accuracy? 423 00:20:59,730 --> 00:21:01,220 Extreme accuracy. 424 00:21:01,280 --> 00:21:04,480 In this case,we showed Mr. Bass pictures of people from various races, 425 00:21:04,580 --> 00:21:08,820 and then we measured the response in the part of his brain that controls fear. 426 00:21:08,900 --> 00:21:10,210 It's called the amygdala. 427 00:21:10,300 --> 00:21:12,570 And what did it reveal? 428 00:21:12,650 --> 00:21:16,190 Officer bass perceives blacmen as threatening. 429 00:21:16,270 --> 00:21:20,000 Possible he would be more trigger-happy with a black man? 430 00:21:20,110 --> 00:21:22,220 Absolutely. 431 00:21:22,300 --> 00:21:26,290 How long have these tests been used to read people's minds? 432 00:21:26,390 --> 00:21:30,810 They read responses,not minds,but the answer is a long time. 433 00:21:30,920 --> 00:21:34,740 And here,they told you jeffrey bass fears black men more than white. 434 00:21:34,840 --> 00:21:35,850 Unquestionably. 435 00:21:35,940 --> 00:21:39,710 Are you familiar with shooter bias tests,professor? 436 00:21:39,810 --> 00:21:43,330 They're video games with white characters and black characters, 437 00:21:43,420 --> 00:21:46,350 and the characters reach for either guns or cell phones, 438 00:21:46,840 --> 00:21:49,370 and you're supposed to only shoot the ones with guns. 439 00:21:49,470 --> 00:21:54,940 And do these tests reveal that white officers more readily fire on blacks than black police officers? 440 00:21:55,050 --> 00:21:56,230 No. 441 00:21:56,330 --> 00:21:58,850 Shooter bias tests have generally concluded that, 442 00:21:58,970 --> 00:22:05,710 in this country,everyone shoots black people faster. 443 00:22:06,570 --> 00:22:09,810 focus on the images. This should only take about a minute. 444 00:22:09,940 --> 00:22:11,690 Okay. 445 00:22:16,950 --> 00:22:19,120 why are we doing this? 446 00:22:19,220 --> 00:22:24,570 if our scan gets different results,then we can impeach the validity of theirs. 447 00:22:25,580 --> 00:22:28,010 -and he's seeing what we're seeing? -yes. 448 00:22:39,680 --> 00:22:43,050 I don't ink our scan is getting different results. 449 00:22:50,770 --> 00:22:52,460 You can kiss my ass. 450 00:22:52,560 --> 00:22:53,790 That's what you can do. Well,you're a weirdo. 451 00:22:53,860 --> 00:22:56,370 Take a look at this here. Oh,his image,Mr. Minister. 452 00:22:56,420 --> 00:22:58,830 Kiss that right there! His image! 453 00:22:58,870 --> 00:23:02,250 Take a good kiss of that,Mr. Minister! 454 00:23:02,720 --> 00:23:04,910 Outrageous. 455 00:23:05,370 --> 00:23:09,160 Mr. Bell,the footage fairly and accurately depicts what happened,doesn't it? 456 00:23:09,250 --> 00:23:12,010 Yes,but it doesn't tell the whole story. 457 00:23:12,110 --> 00:23:14,430 -Have you gone out in public dressed as a woman before? -Yes. 458 00:23:14,570 --> 00:23:17,250 -In fact,you once joined an all-girls gym,isn't that correct? -Yes. 459 00:23:17,270 --> 00:23:20,460 You recently signed up for a singing contest in drag. You've gone to work in drag. 460 00:23:20,480 --> 00:23:25,210 But that moment,without a context,makes me look like. 461 00:23:25,310 --> 00:23:27,330 you're a lawyer. 462 00:23:27,340 --> 00:23:27,890 I am. 463 00:23:27,940 --> 00:23:31,180 -Are you familiar with section 230 of the communications decency act? -Yes,but. 464 00:23:31,200 --> 00:23:34,490 which expressly protects online services from defamation liability 465 00:23:34,580 --> 00:23:37,360 arising from material posted on their sites by individuals? 466 00:23:37,440 --> 00:23:40,370 your honor,this was an extremely embarrassing event, 467 00:23:40,450 --> 00:23:45,010 aired worldwide on a web site,absent the context that occasioned it. 468 00:23:45,090 --> 00:23:48,140 The. the footage depicts what happened. 469 00:23:48,140 --> 00:23:50,510 So where's the damage? 470 00:23:50,610 --> 00:23:53,210 Your honor,think of it. 471 00:23:53,290 --> 00:23:58,450 we've all had a meltdown or two,a-a mortifying episode of some sort. 472 00:23:58,530 --> 00:24:00,850 Typically we're allowed to live those moments down. 473 00:24:00,930 --> 00:24:04,430 But now thanks to the internet,we can'T. 474 00:24:04,530 --> 00:24:08,080 Suppose I taped you as justice bubblehead. 475 00:24:08,170 --> 00:24:09,350 put that thing down. 476 00:24:09,430 --> 00:24:12,970 -How would you like to be defined. -put it down this instant! 477 00:24:14,570 --> 00:24:22,970 My point is,life's little embarrassing moments are now having far-reaching and more devastating consequences. 478 00:24:23,090 --> 00:24:32,220 If the day has come that we are going to be publicly and globally shamed by our foolish missteps,then the laws of defamation should keep pace. 479 00:24:32,300 --> 00:24:38,440 Certainly when these tort laws were drafted,the legislators never contemplated. 480 00:24:38,520 --> 00:24:41,080 youtube. 481 00:24:50,070 --> 00:24:52,200 I repeated my command to freeze. 482 00:24:52,300 --> 00:24:59,000 This time he did,but then he started to raise his hand,and in it was a metal object. 483 00:24:59,110 --> 00:25:01,160 I thought it was a gun,and I just reacted. 484 00:25:01,260 --> 00:25:05,000 You know now he was probably raising his hands in surrender. 485 00:25:05,220 --> 00:25:07,350 Yes. 486 00:25:07,460 --> 00:25:09,610 But at the timE. 487 00:25:09,870 --> 00:25:11,760 I ought it was a gun. 488 00:25:11,840 --> 00:25:13,980 Do you work in a pretty tough neighborhood,Mr. Bass? 489 00:25:14,060 --> 00:25:15,440 Yes,it's a gang neighborhood. 490 00:25:15,520 --> 00:25:17,840 And have you ever been shot at before? 491 00:25:18,040 --> 00:25:19,770 Three times. 492 00:25:19,910 --> 00:25:23,690 Have you ever shot anybody,besides B.J.Owens? 493 00:25:24,080 --> 00:25:25,580 Twic hmm. 494 00:25:26,170 --> 00:25:28,460 What color were they? 495 00:25:28,950 --> 00:25:30,940 I patrol a predominately black area. 496 00:25:31,030 --> 00:25:35,240 So the two you previously shot were black? 497 00:25:35,790 --> 00:25:36,390 Yes. 498 00:25:36,490 --> 00:25:40,860 And according to internal affairs' reports,one of the suspects was also unarmed. 499 00:25:40,940 --> 00:25:42,670 I was cleared of any wrongdoing. 500 00:25:42,750 --> 00:25:43,770 It was an innocent mistake. 501 00:25:43,860 --> 00:25:47,890 Another mistake? Well,have you ever mistakenly shot a white person? 502 00:25:47,890 --> 00:25:50,080 -Objection. -SustaineD. 503 00:25:50,730 --> 00:25:55,070 According to the F.M.R.I.,You feel more threatened by black people. 504 00:25:55,150 --> 00:25:57,520 Why do you think that is? 505 00:25:57,970 --> 00:26:01,650 Look,if that test is accurate, 506 00:26:02,390 --> 00:26:06,710 it could be because statistically, blacks commit more violent crimes. 507 00:26:06,770 --> 00:26:10,030 it could be because I been shot at three times by black suspects. 508 00:26:10,120 --> 00:26:12,070 Or maybe you just dislike black people. 509 00:26:12,180 --> 00:26:13,640 No,I do not. 510 00:26:13,760 --> 00:26:14,660 I'm not a racist. 511 00:26:14,740 --> 00:26:16,630 But you shot him eight times. 512 00:26:16,740 --> 00:26:18,110 -Mrs.Owens. -you just shot him till he was dead. 513 00:26:18,150 --> 00:26:20,140 -You kept shooting and shooting and shooting! -Mrs.Owens,I will have you. 514 00:26:20,160 --> 00:26:21,240 -you murdered my baby! -mom,calm down. 515 00:26:21,450 --> 00:26:23,250 -You murderer! -mrs.Owens, 516 00:26:23,670 --> 00:26:28,650 any more such outbursts,and you will be removed from this courtroom. 517 00:26:33,580 --> 00:26:35,640 just let me do all the talking,denny,every word. 518 00:26:35,730 --> 00:26:37,870 Do not even move your lips without checking with me first. 519 00:26:37,950 --> 00:26:39,760 all rise. 520 00:26:47,140 --> 00:26:48,130 You can't be serious. 521 00:26:48,210 --> 00:26:51,450 Judas priest,she's the size of an elephant. 522 00:26:55,830 --> 00:26:57,830 be seated. 523 00:27:00,030 --> 00:27:02,060 okay,I'll hear from the petitioner. 524 00:27:02,140 --> 00:27:08,160 No,before we get to that,your honor,uh,alan shore representing denny crane. 525 00:27:08,290 --> 00:27:10,630 I-I have a-a motion. 526 00:27:10,710 --> 00:27:12,480 Let's hear it. 527 00:27:14,750 --> 00:27:20,890 uh,your honor,uh,perhaps you are not the right jurist to be objective on this one. 528 00:27:20,990 --> 00:27:23,430 What do you mean? 529 00:27:25,540 --> 00:27:28,280 his tongue is tied for two reasons,judge. 530 00:27:28,360 --> 00:27:30,730 First,it's puffy. 531 00:27:30,810 --> 00:27:34,730 And second,it's a challenge for him to spin this. 532 00:27:34,810 --> 00:27:39,360 Denny crane fired nancy wilding because she was fat. 533 00:27:39,440 --> 00:27:43,360 It is bigotry in its purest,most evil form. 534 00:27:43,430 --> 00:27:48,700 Fat people in this country are subject to prejudice,emotional abuse and ridicule. 535 00:27:48,780 --> 00:27:52,140 It starts on the playground,and it never stops. 536 00:27:52,220 --> 00:27:54,750 This woman didn't get asked to her high school prom. 537 00:27:54,830 --> 00:27:57,210 Waiters and waitresses ignore her. 538 00:27:57,290 --> 00:27:59,960 She's been denied housing,insurance. 539 00:28:00,030 --> 00:28:02,300 Airlines want to charge her double. 540 00:28:02,400 --> 00:28:06,080 But nancy wilding didn't sit in a corner and feel sorry for herself. 541 00:28:06,160 --> 00:28:09,200 She said,"hey,I'm gonna use my brain. 542 00:28:09,280 --> 00:28:10,330 I'm gonna study. 543 00:28:10,410 --> 00:28:11,790 I'm gonna go to law school. 544 00:28:11,900 --> 00:28:12,960 " And she did. 545 00:28:13,080 --> 00:28:16,610 And she graduated near the top of her class,she passed the bar, 546 00:28:16,680 --> 00:28:22,340 she performed ably and successfully as a wyer,and where did it all get her? 547 00:28:22,420 --> 00:28:24,750 Fired for being fat. 548 00:28:24,870 --> 00:28:29,270 Somebody somewhere has finally got to say enough. 549 00:28:29,360 --> 00:28:33,850 Nancy wilding is hoping that person is you. 550 00:28:36,160 --> 00:28:38,270 I'll take it under advisement. 551 00:28:38,380 --> 00:28:40,570 Uh,wait,wait. You didn't hear from me. 552 00:28:40,600 --> 00:28:44,780 I'll take it under advisement. I'll hear you before I read my ruling. 553 00:28:44,820 --> 00:28:47,240 Judge,I don't think that's how it's supposed to work. 554 00:28:47,340 --> 00:28:49,230 Whatever. 555 00:28:57,580 --> 00:28:59,320 -this is not going well,alan. -You think? 556 00:28:59,600 --> 00:29:01,490 She won't even hear our side. 557 00:29:01,570 --> 00:29:03,760 Hopefully she will before. 558 00:29:06,700 --> 00:29:08,810 excuse me,denny. 559 00:29:15,960 --> 00:29:18,510 -Jerry? -Alan. 560 00:29:20,080 --> 00:29:21,270 What are you doing? 561 00:29:21,370 --> 00:29:23,930 I'm standing with my head up against a wall. 562 00:29:24,020 --> 00:29:25,750 Yes. 563 00:29:27,740 --> 00:29:28,990 Why? 564 00:29:29,070 --> 00:29:31,310 I had a little row with leigh. 565 00:29:31,390 --> 00:29:33,220 I saw that. 566 00:29:33,300 --> 00:29:35,750 Much of the office did. 567 00:29:35,850 --> 00:29:37,420 I think I was mean to her. 568 00:29:37,500 --> 00:29:38,410 Was I mean to her? 569 00:29:38,490 --> 00:29:41,750 Well,from my vantage point,you were very mean. 570 00:29:41,850 --> 00:29:44,930 She was feeling hurt,extremely vulnerable. 571 00:29:44,990 --> 00:29:49,320 She lashed out in pain,at which point you whipped out the wooden cigarette and thrashed her with it. 572 00:29:49,400 --> 00:29:52,480 I just felt everyone staring at us and. 573 00:29:52,570 --> 00:29:54,610 have you called her to apologize? 574 00:29:54,690 --> 00:29:56,880 Tried,but. 575 00:29:58,760 --> 00:30:02,420 she's dating my clock radio,just to get back at me. 576 00:30:02,490 --> 00:30:03,640 Uh,I beg your pardon. 577 00:30:03,740 --> 00:30:05,480 She has a crush on my clock radio. 578 00:30:05,570 --> 00:30:09,140 I let her borrow it after the utility box was killed, 579 00:30:09,380 --> 00:30:13,210 and when I called to apologize,the two of them were headed out to a movie. 580 00:30:15,410 --> 00:30:18,190 I'm not quite sure how to respond to that, 581 00:30:18,250 --> 00:30:23,320 other than to say,you've had two wonderful dates with this woman. 582 00:30:23,400 --> 00:30:25,590 Uh,you're at the precipice of kissing. 583 00:30:25,660 --> 00:30:27,690 And it just seems. 584 00:30:27,740 --> 00:30:31,950 wrong for her now to be dating your clock radio. 585 00:30:34,060 --> 00:30:38,860 Policemen do tough work,dangerous work in cities across this country 586 00:30:38,940 --> 00:30:42,470 that seem to only grow more and more dangerous. 587 00:30:42,560 --> 00:30:45,630 That is a reality. 588 00:30:45,870 --> 00:30:48,480 But here is another reality. 589 00:30:48,830 --> 00:30:56,270 african-americans have been targeted disproportionately in both arrests and excessive force. 590 00:30:56,350 --> 00:31:03,870 Blacks comprise 13% of our population,yet 44% of our prison population. 591 00:31:03,950 --> 00:31:06,990 And how many times do you have to turn on the news and see that yet another innocent, 592 00:31:07,070 --> 00:31:13,050 unarmed black man has been shot dead by the police before we say enough? 593 00:31:13,110 --> 00:31:16,030 Eight times,he shot him. 594 00:31:16,130 --> 00:31:22,210 Even his partner,who is also his friend,called the shooting "reckless. 595 00:31:22,310 --> 00:31:24,460 " Was it an honest mistake? 596 00:31:24,560 --> 00:31:29,510 Yeah,sure,like the last time he mistakenly shot an unarmed black man. 597 00:31:29,590 --> 00:31:32,310 How many mistakes. 598 00:31:32,390 --> 00:31:34,700 can we allow him? 599 00:31:34,780 --> 00:31:40,030 Do we keep tolerating these executions or not? 600 00:31:40,110 --> 00:31:44,560 The victim matched the description of the armed suspect. 601 00:31:44,640 --> 00:31:46,790 He raised his hand with something metallic in it. 602 00:31:46,860 --> 00:31:50,280 It looked like a gun. My client reacted. 603 00:31:50,310 --> 00:31:56,430 The district attorney did not offer even one witness to dispute that. 604 00:31:56,520 --> 00:32:00,230 Instead,he gave you a brain scan. 605 00:32:00,320 --> 00:32:04,580 The police can now take our blood,our hair,our D.N.A. 606 00:32:04,650 --> 00:32:07,930 They can make us give handwriting samples,voice patterns. 607 00:32:08,010 --> 00:32:13,690 They can cck our computers to see what interests us,our gpses to see where we've been. 608 00:32:13,790 --> 00:32:19,710 And today,they're introducing scans to show our feelings. 609 00:32:19,800 --> 00:32:21,640 Where does it stop? 610 00:32:21,740 --> 00:32:27,570 And let's assume these M.R.I.S really can show that my client feared black people more than whites. 611 00:32:27,640 --> 00:32:29,320 So what? 612 00:32:29,410 --> 00:32:34,520 The law has to distinguish between thought and deed. 613 00:32:34,600 --> 00:32:38,490 The supreme court is doing away with warrants. 614 00:32:38,570 --> 00:32:41,320 Our administration eavesdrops on all of us. 615 00:32:41,400 --> 00:32:46,620 Are we really going to allow this government to unleash the thought police? 616 00:32:46,700 --> 00:32:49,580 Are we that scared? 617 00:32:52,030 --> 00:32:53,920 We must be. 618 00:32:54,000 --> 00:33:03,740 Because today,the prosecution is trying to convict a man of murder with nothing more than an M.R.I. 619 00:33:04,080 --> 00:33:06,980 God help us. 620 00:33:33,390 --> 00:33:35,980 it can't even keep proper time. 621 00:33:36,060 --> 00:33:37,530 You even have a dishonest clock. 622 00:33:37,610 --> 00:33:41,760 hey,I'd really love to chat,but I'm running late for the moon. 623 00:33:42,850 --> 00:33:44,410 I'm sorry,leigh. 624 00:33:44,520 --> 00:33:46,300 I didn't mean what I said before. 625 00:33:46,410 --> 00:33:49,000 I'd love to keep seeing you. 626 00:33:49,100 --> 00:33:51,320 Just not in this lifetime. 627 00:33:51,400 --> 00:33:53,060 I'm too odd,jerry. I get it. 628 00:33:53,090 --> 00:33:54,390 You're not too odd. 629 00:33:54,450 --> 00:33:55,860 It's. the reason. 630 00:33:55,880 --> 00:34:01,190 it's just,our two dates went so well,I. 631 00:34:01,290 --> 00:34:04,490 was afraid of the third date. 632 00:34:04,570 --> 00:34:05,450 Why? 633 00:34:05,560 --> 00:34:09,280 Because I was worried I'd be expected. 634 00:34:09,380 --> 00:34:10,470 to kiss you. 635 00:34:10,550 --> 00:34:15,960 Which I'd like to do,but it's all so terrifying,your being a real person and all. 636 00:34:22,500 --> 00:34:23,710 There. 637 00:34:23,800 --> 00:34:26,100 Can we move on? 638 00:34:26,180 --> 00:34:28,940 it went by so fast. 639 00:34:30,000 --> 00:34:33,640 jerry,I'm just as scared. 640 00:34:33,750 --> 00:34:35,880 Forget about kissing. 641 00:34:35,980 --> 00:34:40,190 Have y thought about how hard it will be for the two of us to hug? 642 00:34:44,190 --> 00:34:45,940 All right. 643 00:34:46,720 --> 00:34:48,490 All right. 644 00:34:48,730 --> 00:34:54,390 First off,I will have no comment about my modified headgear. 645 00:34:56,600 --> 00:35:01,250 Truth is always a complete defense against defamation. 646 00:35:01,330 --> 00:35:02,800 Well,that's the law. 647 00:35:02,900 --> 00:35:07,290 But I am minul that 30-second video blogs. without the proper context. 648 00:35:07,300 --> 00:35:10,200 do not always capture the truth. 649 00:35:10,280 --> 00:35:13,480 I'm also mindful that we live in a video world now,where every tom, 650 00:35:13,580 --> 00:35:20,800 dick and harry with a cell phone is a de facto cameraman and via the internet,a-a distributor. 651 00:35:20,880 --> 00:35:25,210 Maybe the current tort laws do need adjusting. 652 00:35:25,300 --> 00:35:34,400 But right now,as they are written,they offer no remedy to those who may be humiliated by this. 653 00:35:34,520 --> 00:35:39,110 The case is therefore dismissed. 654 00:35:39,310 --> 00:35:44,740 As a footnote,if anybody in this room did take footage,moving or still, 655 00:35:44,820 --> 00:35:53,530 of me in my headgear,you are hereby enjoined from posting it anywhere. 656 00:35:55,450 --> 00:35:58,440 We are adjourned. 657 00:36:04,080 --> 00:36:06,410 I'm okay. 658 00:36:11,120 --> 00:36:12,610 sorry,clarence. We tried. 659 00:36:12,680 --> 00:36:14,510 Yes,thank you. 660 00:36:14,630 --> 00:36:22,500 I think the best advice for all of us to remember is if you're out in public, assume the cameras are watching. 661 00:36:28,420 --> 00:36:31,370 Okay,then,I'm told we have a unanimous verdict. 662 00:36:31,450 --> 00:36:33,930 The defense will please rise. 663 00:36:34,590 --> 00:36:37,410 Madam foreperson,what say you? 664 00:36:37,650 --> 00:36:43,660 "in the matter "of the commonwealth vs. Jeffrey bass "on the charge of murder in the second degree, 665 00:36:43,670 --> 00:36:47,620 we find the defendant jeffrey bass not guilty. 666 00:36:47,730 --> 00:36:49,040 " no. 667 00:36:49,100 --> 00:36:52,800 ladies and gentlemen of the jury,thank you for your service. You're dismissed. 668 00:36:52,800 --> 00:36:54,790 We're adjourned. 669 00:36:55,510 --> 00:36:57,210 Thank you. 670 00:36:57,310 --> 00:36:59,120 Thank you so much. 671 00:36:59,200 --> 00:37:02,540 Get a job without a gun,Mr. Bass. 672 00:37:06,120 --> 00:37:07,570 All right,I've made my ruling. 673 00:37:07,650 --> 00:37:08,880 What? No. 674 00:37:08,890 --> 00:37:10,340 You said you'd hear from me. 675 00:37:10,440 --> 00:37:12,310 Yeah,I could predict what you'd say. 676 00:37:12,410 --> 00:37:14,690 Well,I'd like to say it just the same,your honor. 677 00:37:14,790 --> 00:37:16,300 Whatever. 678 00:37:16,620 --> 00:37:21,610 your honor,uh,what denny crane did and said here was offensive. 679 00:37:21,690 --> 00:37:22,960 It was cruel. 680 00:37:23,100 --> 00:37:26,030 I'd go so far as to say indecent. 681 00:37:26,120 --> 00:37:30,020 But every plaintiff has a duty to mitigate damages, 682 00:37:30,100 --> 00:37:33,640 and this woman was offered her job back within an hour. 683 00:37:33,720 --> 00:37:35,410 That couldn't make her whole from the pain. 684 00:37:35,510 --> 00:37:36,280 May I finish? 685 00:37:36,360 --> 00:37:37,620 -I hereby rule that. -no! 686 00:37:39,010 --> 00:37:43,430 Your honor,I agree w-with m-many of the things ms. Path said. 687 00:37:43,440 --> 00:37:46,890 Fat people are discriminated against,unfairly and pervasively. 688 00:37:46,970 --> 00:37:51,760 It is unforgivable to judge somebody on physical appearance alone,especially in the workplace. 689 00:37:51,840 --> 00:37:57,950 But what my client did here was not altogether wrong. 690 00:37:58,070 --> 00:38:04,970 In fact,more employers should draw a harder line on obesity. 691 00:38:05,050 --> 00:38:05,970 Oh,really? 692 00:38:06,080 --> 00:38:08,470 Yes,because it doesn't just go to looks. 693 00:38:08,550 --> 00:38:12,050 -This goes to a serious health issue. -a serious health issue. 694 00:38:12,790 --> 00:38:14,780 And frankly,it's inexcusable. 695 00:38:14,850 --> 00:38:18,160 65% of american adults are obese. 696 00:38:18,260 --> 00:38:20,920 It's one of the leading causes of death in this country. 697 00:38:21,000 --> 00:38:25,200 The health care costs run about $117 billion a year. 698 00:38:25,280 --> 00:38:27,720 And we just keep eating and eating and eating. 699 00:38:27,800 --> 00:38:29,350 Look at me. Look at. 700 00:38:30,400 --> 00:38:31,520 denny. 701 00:38:31,600 --> 00:38:33,970 The fast food companies keep proliferating. 702 00:38:34,050 --> 00:38:36,110 Portion sizes keep getting bigger and bigger. 703 00:38:36,200 --> 00:38:38,200 candy bars and soft drinks. 704 00:38:38,300 --> 00:38:43,110 and we keep getting fatter and fatter and fatter as if it's not killing us,and it is. 705 00:38:43,230 --> 00:38:49,990 And given this new study at harvard,maybe what denny did,uh,wasn't altogether out of line. 706 00:38:50,070 --> 00:38:54,360 Simply having fat friends can triple your risk of becing obese. 707 00:38:54,460 --> 00:38:58,340 If this is true,judge,if obesity is contagious through social networking, 708 00:38:58,420 --> 00:39:03,930 then maybe all employers have a duty to their employees to weed out the heifers. 709 00:39:04,040 --> 00:39:08,680 And maybe it's about time,uh,to put aside our inflated sense 710 00:39:08,760 --> 00:39:12,730 of political correctness and practice a little tough love with our friends and family. 711 00:39:12,810 --> 00:39:15,320 Say to a loved one,"you're fat. 712 00:39:15,430 --> 00:39:19,190 " Tell a friend,"you look like a hippo on the verge of a heart attack. 713 00:39:19,270 --> 00:39:22,610 " Shock em into going on diets,not just to save themselves, 714 00:39:22,680 --> 00:39:24,520 but possibly their friends and coworkers. 715 00:39:24,600 --> 00:39:26,470 That's all denny crane was trying to say. 716 00:39:26,550 --> 00:39:29,890 And perhaps he should be applauded for it. 717 00:39:38,600 --> 00:39:39,510 You done? 718 00:39:39,610 --> 00:39:42,610 Yes,your honor,it appears I'm quite done. 719 00:39:43,650 --> 00:39:46,990 case dismissed. adjourned. 720 00:39:49,630 --> 00:39:51,790 we won? 721 00:39:52,770 --> 00:39:54,860 we won. 722 00:40:06,210 --> 00:40:09,590 I still can't believe she ruled in our favor. 723 00:40:09,830 --> 00:40:11,850 Because you judged her by her appearance,that's why. 724 00:40:11,950 --> 00:40:14,060 So did you. 725 00:40:14,200 --> 00:40:16,310 maybe a little. 726 00:40:17,480 --> 00:40:21,760 You know,denny,since I've been your friend,I've gotten heavier. 727 00:40:22,410 --> 00:40:24,020 You're blaming me? 728 00:40:24,120 --> 00:40:25,830 Well,that study. 729 00:40:25,910 --> 00:40:27,860 since I've met you,I've gotten bigger. 730 00:40:27,960 --> 00:40:28,640 You're the feed bag. 731 00:40:28,740 --> 00:40:30,220 Me? 732 00:40:30,330 --> 00:40:31,050 You're the influence. 733 00:40:31,130 --> 00:40:33,290 Oh,come on. 734 00:40:33,370 --> 00:40:35,200 I don't believe that study anyway. 735 00:40:35,280 --> 00:40:36,810 You don't? 736 00:40:36,810 --> 00:40:37,650 Think about it. 737 00:40:37,750 --> 00:40:39,400 Of course fat people have fat friends. 738 00:40:39,470 --> 00:40:42,320 Thin people don't want to hang around with them. They're too fat. 739 00:40:43,710 --> 00:40:45,520 What? 740 00:40:47,150 --> 00:40:49,660 You doing okay? 741 00:40:49,790 --> 00:40:50,550 I don't know what you're talking about. 742 00:40:50,650 --> 00:40:52,470 Of course you do. 743 00:40:52,560 --> 00:40:54,670 Here's my philosophy on women,alan. 744 00:40:54,680 --> 00:40:55,320 Oh,god. 745 00:40:55,420 --> 00:40:58,880 It's better to want something you don't have than have something you don't want. 746 00:40:59,450 --> 00:41:02,670 Now when it comes to you and lorraine. 747 00:41:02,900 --> 00:41:04,110 I can't have her. 748 00:41:04,190 --> 00:41:06,810 Exactly. 749 00:41:10,770 --> 00:41:13,430 Please don't reduce sleepover tonight? 750 00:41:13,450 --> 00:41:14,470 No popcorn. 751 00:41:14,530 --> 00:41:15,320 Oh,come on. 752 00:41:15,400 --> 00:41:17,310 See? Bad influence. 753 00:41:17,320 --> 00:41:19,070 Well,how can you watch a movie without popcorn? 754 00:41:19,150 --> 00:41:20,650 Did you not listen to my closing,denny? 755 00:41:20,700 --> 00:41:22,380 I never listen. 756 00:41:22,460 --> 00:41:24,360 -Was it good? -It was good. 757 00:41:24,370 --> 00:41:27,080 -So stop sulkG. -I'm not sulking. 758 00:41:27,160 --> 00:41:31,370 Well. don't even come over if you're gonna be like that. 759 00:41:31,990 --> 00:41:32,930 Maybe I won't then. 760 00:41:33,010 --> 00:41:34,440 -Fine. -Fine. 761 00:41:37,330 --> 00:41:38,950 9:00? 762 00:41:39,070 --> 00:41:41,170 No red vines. 763 00:41:41,210 --> 00:41:43,100 Boston Legal Season 4 Episode 7 764 00:41:43,540 --> 00:41:45,450 -=www.ydy.com/bbs=- Sync:YTET-����˹ 765 00:41:45,800 --> 00:41:46,880 -=www.ydy.com/bbs=- Proudly Presents 9999 00:00:0,500 --> 00:00:2,00 www.tvsubtitles.net 59857

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