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[indistinct chatter]
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♪
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♪
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Hello, Abishola.
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Now, I don't want to alarm you,
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but I have alarming news.
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What is it?
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My cousin Dipe called me
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early this morning to tell
me that her friend Ngozi
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was at Balogun Market
to buy a new DVD player
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because her baby jammed
it with slices of toast.
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She was furious
because she was on
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on the second to last episode
of Narcosseason two.
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Anyway, the stall
is right next to
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the man that sells
knockoff Samsonite cases.
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Now, if you look closely,
they actually say "Samso-tite."
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But when you go inside...
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Kemi.
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Can you please get to the point?
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Will you not allow me
to build up the suspense?
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No.
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Fine. Your husband
is coming to America.
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What?How you know that
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from a clogged DVD player?
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Well, if you had let me finish.
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Dipe told me that her
friend Ngozi told her
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that she saw Tayo--
Abishola's husband--
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buying a large suitcase,
with four wheels.
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Oluwa mi o.
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And he was seen buying
a coat with mittens.
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Oluwa mi o.
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He also bought
five pounds of dried fish
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and made the man wrap it twice.
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Oluwa mi o.
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Why are you olo woo-ing that?
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That is Uncle Tunde's favorite.
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And it's an
18-hour flight.
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Wrapping it twice
will keep the fish stench
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off of Tayo's underpants.
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Oh, come on, all these Nigerian
Murder, She Wroteclues
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tell you Abishola's
husband's coming to Detroit?
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Yes.Yes.
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And on his last Facebook post
he wrote,
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"I'm going to Detroit."
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Oh.
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Oluwa mi o.
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["Ifanla" by Sola Akingbola
playing]
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It's been eight years. why
is he coming to Detroit now?
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It is a business trip.
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Really? So the minute
we get engaged,
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WellStar International
suddenly sends its VP
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all the way to America?
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How do you know where he works?
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Are you crazy? I googled
the hell out of him.
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There's also a Tayo Adebambo
who's a funk bass player.
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Thank God you weren't
married to him,
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I wouldn't have stood a chance.
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He will probably
want to see Dele.
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That makes sense.
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Which means he will be
at the apartment
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for several dinners.
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[sighs] Can't you just
dangle Dele out the window
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so he can look at him
from the street?
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Bob.
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I really don't want to see him.
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Maybe this is for the best.
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He comes over, sees his son,
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you ask him for the divorce,
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you bring me Olu's leftovers
the next day.
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It's a win for everybody.
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That's true.
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Just remember one thing.
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[funk bass playing]
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Thank God
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you married the wrong Adebambo.
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[laughs]Funky, right?
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Ugh.
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Sushi. Boring.
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What do you guys got?
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Something African and spicy?
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I have a ham sandwich.
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I have a Lunchable.
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Want to trade?
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This is $30 worth of sushi.
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Throw in the Capri Sun,
you got a deal.
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Fellas.
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Mr. Wheeler.Ah, Mr. Wheeler.
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Hey, let me ask you a question:
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how long does it usually take
to get a divorce in Nigeria?
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Do you mean
how long does it take
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for the paperwork to go through?
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Yeah.I have no idea.
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I have never met
a divorced Nigerian.
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Me, neither.Really?
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Divorce is very rare,
something like one percent.
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Come on, that can't be right.Mmm.
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Divorce and good sushi:
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two things you can't find
in Nigeria.
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Well, what about you?
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You said your parents haven't
spoken since you were a child.
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But they stayed married.Are they happy?
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What does that have
to do with anything?
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They just celebrated
their 50th anniversary.
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Daddy in Hawaii,
and Mummy in Costa Rica.
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Says here the Nigerian
divorce rate is 0.2%.
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That's pretty close to zero.
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I don't care
if it's one in a million.
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Abishola's getting divorced.
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Actually, she would be
the one in 4,120,000.
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Did you do that math
in your head?
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Yes.Yeah, next time, keep it there.
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Ah. Here's something.What?
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One in 500 people have either
11 fingers or 11 toes.
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How does that help me?
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It gives you perspective.
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At least you're not
one of those weirdos.
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Excuse me.
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He has an extra nipple.
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Please don't tell him
I told you.
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That's a nice dress.
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Tayo will like it.
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It's not for him.
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I just grabbed any old thing
from the closet.
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Well, your old thing
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has a tag from Nordstrom's.
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I did not want him to come here.
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Ah, ah. A father
must see his son.
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Would you rather they eat
at the home of the Whopper?
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I know my sister did
not raise you like this.
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No, Auntie.
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So stop talking nonsense
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and prepare the pounded yam.
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Ah. Tayo prefers rice to yam o.
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Does he, now?
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Dele.Yes, Mum?
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Did you vacuum the front room?
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Yes, Mum.
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And display my
nursing certificates
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and your mathematics trophy
where your father can see them?
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Yes, Mum.Good.
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He may have abandoned us,
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but that does not mean
we're not thriving.
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Do you want me
to say that to him?
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Don't be ridiculous. That's what
the trophies are for.
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You are a good son,
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and your father will
be proud of you.
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I am proud of you.
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Thanks, Mom.
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You look really nice.
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I look the same as always.
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Put your books away.
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[knocking on door]
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E kaale,Uncle Tunde.
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Tayo.
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I brought you something, Uncle.
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Stockfish?I know how much you love it.
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I wouldn't say "love."
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[inhales sharply]
Ah.
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I suppose you can come in.
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Ah, my son.
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E kaabo,Dad.
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Look at you.
[chuckles]
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You are a man now.
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Abishola, you look beautiful.
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This dress is old.
I look the same.
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Kaabo,Tayo!
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E kaale,Auntie.
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Come, come.
Dele, take his coat.
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We are having
your favorite: jollof rice.
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Abishola begged me to make it.
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[music playing on TV]
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This is nice, huh?
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Just sitting around together,
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watching TV as a family.
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It is.
It really is.
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[microwave beeping]Oh. Popcorn's ready.
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I'll go get us all bowls.
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Great.
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[whispers]: How long
do we have to sit here?
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As long as Abishola's
on her date.
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BOB:
It's not a date.
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Of course it isn't, honey.
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Any dinner that lasts longer
than three hours is a date.
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I've had shorter
one-night stands.
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Come on, you guys.
This is tough for him.
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Thank you, Christina.
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You are welcome.
I understand your pain.
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I've been the other woman.
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What are you talking about?
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They're at dinner
with their family,
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you're waiting for them to text,
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it takes everything
in your power
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not to rush over there
and peer into their windows
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and watch them unwrap
their Christmas presents.
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Oh, God, why doesn't
that sound crazy to me?
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Because we'd do
anything for love, Bob.
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Anything.
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It's not the same.
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Abishola knows she's
in a relationship with Bob.
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And I think it's cool.
You're her side piece.
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Or a "goomah."
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That's what the Italians
call it.
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All right, this isn't working.
You guys can go.
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Yeah, Mom, Douglas,
you are not helping.
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They don't get us.
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[laughing]
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How is your sister Blessing?
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Ah, still crazy.
She's vegan now.
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Oh, no.
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This madness
has reached Nigeria?
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I will pray for her.
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While you are there,
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Pray for Dele.
He supports Arsenal.
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They will just break your heart.
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I must say, Auntie,
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you're an even better cook
than Abishola's mother.
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[laughs loudly]
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When I tell her,
she will be furious.
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So, you are in town
for business?Yes.
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My company
has sent me to consult
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with the Ambassador Bridge
Authority
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for our new billion-dollar
mainland project.
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Wow.
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Yes, your father
is very successful in Nigeria.
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Had he not given up, he would
have been successful here.
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Well, perhaps you had more faith
in this country than I did.
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Perhaps I had more faith in you.
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Let me help you
clear the plates.Uh...
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I've never seen you
set foot in the kitchen.
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Well, I've changed a lot
over the last eight years.
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This is like one
of your soap operas.
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So, Auntie Olu still refuses
to buy a dishwasher.
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She says what is the point when
we have a child in the house
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with two hands?
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[laughing]
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You know what kind
of rental car they gave me?
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What?
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A Jeep.
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Oh, no.
[laughs]
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That day in Mexico,
it was the most rain
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I have ever seen in my life.
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It would have been fine
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if we had a car
with a roof on it.
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Ah, and you persuaded me
to wear my white dress that day.
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Even angry and covered in muck,
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you were the most
beautiful woman in Acapulco.
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Mm. So beautiful the hotel
doorman thought I was homeless.
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[laughs]
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Ah, it's good to see you,
Abishola. I've missed you.
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A good way to keep
from missing someone
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is to not abandon them
and take a second wife.
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You have every reason
to be angry with me.
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I know.
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But I was unable to
give you and Dele
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the lives that you deserved.
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So you left us.
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I am back now.
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And I can provide
for you both.
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Tayo...
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I know you missed me, too.
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Don't do this.
262
00:11:31,560 --> 00:11:33,170
I'm sorry.
263
00:11:33,214 --> 00:11:35,129
I don't want to
make you uncomfortable.
264
00:11:35,172 --> 00:11:39,524
If you want me to,
I will leave.
265
00:11:45,356 --> 00:11:47,489
Get back to work.
266
00:11:58,021 --> 00:12:00,371
Good morning.Hey.
267
00:12:00,415 --> 00:12:03,635
So, how'd it go?
268
00:12:03,679 --> 00:12:06,377
Tayo came, he saw Dele,
he ate food,
269
00:12:06,421 --> 00:12:08,031
He went back to his hotel.
270
00:12:08,075 --> 00:12:10,468
Great. I mean, it would have
been nice if you called.
271
00:12:10,512 --> 00:12:12,035
I texted you.
272
00:12:12,079 --> 00:12:13,950
At 1:00 a.m.
You said "Went well."
273
00:12:13,994 --> 00:12:15,735
You know how many ways
you can take "went well"?
274
00:12:15,778 --> 00:12:17,084
That's how it went.
275
00:12:17,127 --> 00:12:19,347
So, did you ask him
about a divorce?
276
00:12:19,390 --> 00:12:21,305
No.Oh.
277
00:12:21,349 --> 00:12:22,872
It was not the right time.
278
00:12:22,916 --> 00:12:24,874
Is it ever the right time?
279
00:12:24,918 --> 00:12:26,267
I mean, I asked my wife
for a divorce
280
00:12:26,310 --> 00:12:28,269
halfway through her Grand Slam
breakfast at Denny's.
281
00:12:28,312 --> 00:12:31,751
Do not push me.
I'll deal with it.
282
00:12:31,794 --> 00:12:34,884
Okay.
Well, I made a call to my lawyer
283
00:12:34,928 --> 00:12:37,234
just to see where we stand,
and he said that we sh...
284
00:12:37,278 --> 00:12:38,801
I do not care
what your lawyer said.
285
00:12:38,845 --> 00:12:40,368
He's not the one
dealing with it.
286
00:12:40,411 --> 00:12:42,065
And neither are you.
287
00:12:42,109 --> 00:12:43,806
I'm just trying to be proactive.
288
00:12:43,850 --> 00:12:46,722
Well, don't. I will
handle my husband.
289
00:12:46,766 --> 00:12:49,507
What I need from you now
is to be patient.
290
00:12:55,775 --> 00:12:58,081
I am the side piece.
291
00:13:02,216 --> 00:13:04,131
Uncle,
292
00:13:04,174 --> 00:13:06,568
the seasoning
on this suya is good,
293
00:13:06,611 --> 00:13:09,571
but I'd forgotten
how American meat feels like
294
00:13:09,614 --> 00:13:11,094
chewing on a wallet.
295
00:13:11,138 --> 00:13:12,792
Just throw some more
pepper on it.
296
00:13:12,835 --> 00:13:15,098
You'll forget again.[chuckles]
297
00:13:15,142 --> 00:13:17,231
So my son has grown up
not knowing
298
00:13:17,274 --> 00:13:19,668
what real food tastes like.[both laugh]
299
00:13:19,711 --> 00:13:21,844
He also grew up without you.
300
00:13:23,237 --> 00:13:26,501
Oh! Fancy seeing you here.
301
00:13:26,544 --> 00:13:28,764
Hey, Uncle Tunde.
302
00:13:28,808 --> 00:13:30,505
What a wonderful coincidence.
303
00:13:30,548 --> 00:13:32,289
I just happen to be
having lunch
304
00:13:32,333 --> 00:13:34,683
with Abishola's husband,
and you show up.
305
00:13:34,726 --> 00:13:38,252
Yes, what a wonderful
coincidence.
306
00:13:38,295 --> 00:13:40,471
Small world.
307
00:13:40,515 --> 00:13:42,691
Bob.
308
00:13:42,734 --> 00:13:44,345
I know who you are.
309
00:13:44,388 --> 00:13:46,651
I looked you up on LinkedIn.
310
00:13:46,695 --> 00:13:49,002
There's another Detroit
Bob Wheeler who's a dentist.
311
00:13:49,045 --> 00:13:50,742
Yeah, I get his mail.
312
00:13:50,786 --> 00:13:52,440
You mind if we talk
for a second?
313
00:13:52,483 --> 00:13:54,224
Of course.
314
00:13:56,923 --> 00:14:00,100
Uh, look, we both know
what's going on here.
315
00:14:00,143 --> 00:14:02,885
Yes, you are engaged
to my wife.
316
00:14:02,929 --> 00:14:05,757
Well, I like to think of it as
you're married to my fiancée.
317
00:14:05,801 --> 00:14:07,368
In Olu's soap opera,
318
00:14:07,411 --> 00:14:08,978
you would discover
you are brothers.
319
00:14:11,676 --> 00:14:13,896
Pass the fufu.
320
00:14:13,940 --> 00:14:17,334
The point is, you left her.
321
00:14:17,378 --> 00:14:19,946
[laughs]
Is that what she told you?
322
00:14:19,989 --> 00:14:21,730
Well, am I missing something?
323
00:14:21,773 --> 00:14:24,472
Have you been in Tunde's
basement this whole time?
324
00:14:24,515 --> 00:14:27,257
You make it sound like I left
in the middle of the night.
325
00:14:27,301 --> 00:14:29,869
I wanted my family
to come back to Nigeria with me,
326
00:14:29,912 --> 00:14:32,610
but Abishola refused.
327
00:14:32,654 --> 00:14:34,395
In a way,
she is the one who left me.
328
00:14:36,527 --> 00:14:37,528
Is that true?
329
00:14:39,095 --> 00:14:40,705
In a way.
330
00:14:42,316 --> 00:14:44,318
There was no abandonment.
331
00:14:44,361 --> 00:14:47,103
I've been in constant contact
with my son the entire time.
332
00:14:47,147 --> 00:14:49,627
Okay, I didn't know that either.
333
00:14:49,671 --> 00:14:51,803
You did not know this because
it is none of your business
334
00:14:51,847 --> 00:14:53,849
what goes on with my family.
335
00:14:53,893 --> 00:14:55,633
Whatever your side
of the story is,
336
00:14:55,677 --> 00:14:58,114
you've been gone
for eight years.
337
00:14:58,158 --> 00:14:59,333
She's with me now.
338
00:14:59,376 --> 00:15:01,291
She's moved on.
339
00:15:01,335 --> 00:15:03,076
[scoffs]
340
00:15:03,119 --> 00:15:05,992
Abishola and I were happy once,
when we had nothing.
341
00:15:06,035 --> 00:15:08,864
But now I have a large house,
342
00:15:08,908 --> 00:15:10,866
driver, staff.
343
00:15:10,910 --> 00:15:12,650
And I have picked out
a wonderful
344
00:15:12,694 --> 00:15:15,175
private school for Dele.
345
00:15:15,218 --> 00:15:17,742
I can provide her with
everything that she wants.
346
00:15:17,786 --> 00:15:21,485
And that is why I will be
taking her back to Nigeria.
347
00:15:21,529 --> 00:15:24,271
It is time for you to move on.
348
00:15:26,055 --> 00:15:28,884
In the soap opera,
you would storm out now.
349
00:15:31,887 --> 00:15:33,628
You could also
turn over the table,
350
00:15:33,671 --> 00:15:35,195
but I am still eating.
351
00:15:39,460 --> 00:15:41,636
Gorgeous day, huh?
352
00:15:41,679 --> 00:15:43,420
Yes, it is.
Very pretty.
353
00:15:43,464 --> 00:15:45,335
[sighs]
354
00:15:45,379 --> 00:15:47,381
So, you're gonna
find out eventually.
355
00:15:47,424 --> 00:15:49,513
I met Tayo.
356
00:15:49,557 --> 00:15:51,994
You did what?You heard me.
357
00:15:52,038 --> 00:15:54,257
I specifically
asked you not to do that.
358
00:15:54,301 --> 00:15:55,737
You did.
359
00:15:55,780 --> 00:15:57,739
And yet you went behind my back.
360
00:15:57,782 --> 00:16:00,002
You know he wants to take
you and Dele back to Nigeria.
361
00:16:04,050 --> 00:16:05,573
Why are you smiling about this?
362
00:16:05,616 --> 00:16:07,749
Because I know
you're not going.
363
00:16:07,792 --> 00:16:10,752
But he's my husband.
364
00:16:10,795 --> 00:16:12,580
This isn't about him.
365
00:16:12,623 --> 00:16:13,973
Or me.
366
00:16:14,016 --> 00:16:16,323
This is about you.
367
00:16:16,366 --> 00:16:19,674
You have a life you've created.
368
00:16:19,717 --> 00:16:22,198
You've got a job you love.
369
00:16:22,242 --> 00:16:26,811
You are in charge
of your own destiny.
370
00:16:26,855 --> 00:16:28,248
You're not gonna
give all that up
371
00:16:28,291 --> 00:16:31,381
to go back to Nigeria and be
some rich guy's second wife.
372
00:16:31,425 --> 00:16:33,427
First wife.
373
00:16:33,470 --> 00:16:36,038
Whatever.
374
00:16:36,082 --> 00:16:38,345
You're not the same woman
he left eight years ago.
375
00:16:38,388 --> 00:16:39,781
Tayo doesn't know it.
376
00:16:41,261 --> 00:16:43,045
But I do.
377
00:16:43,089 --> 00:16:45,352
So you have me all figured out.
378
00:16:45,395 --> 00:16:47,267
Not at all.Good answer.
379
00:16:47,310 --> 00:16:48,790
Yes, it was.
380
00:16:58,930 --> 00:17:01,194
Karo. Karo.
381
00:17:01,237 --> 00:17:02,891
E karo,Dad.
382
00:17:02,934 --> 00:17:04,632
Hey, are you ready to go?
383
00:17:04,675 --> 00:17:05,763
Yes.
Let me grab my stuff.
384
00:17:05,807 --> 00:17:08,636
Okay.
385
00:17:08,679 --> 00:17:11,769
We are going to play chess
with the old men in the park.
386
00:17:11,813 --> 00:17:14,163
Well, Dele's going to play.
387
00:17:14,207 --> 00:17:17,297
I need him to win back
the money that I lost.
388
00:17:17,340 --> 00:17:19,560
It's good you are
spending time with him.
389
00:17:19,603 --> 00:17:21,910
Yes.
We are a family again.
390
00:17:22,911 --> 00:17:25,392
We will never be a family again.
391
00:17:25,435 --> 00:17:27,959
I am not the same person
you left eight years ago.
392
00:17:28,003 --> 00:17:29,570
That is all right.I am not
393
00:17:29,613 --> 00:17:31,441
asking you if it's all right.
394
00:17:31,485 --> 00:17:33,269
I am telling you
395
00:17:33,313 --> 00:17:35,924
I think it is best
we get a divorce.
396
00:17:35,967 --> 00:17:38,100
You do not know
what is for the best.
397
00:17:38,144 --> 00:17:39,710
I do.
398
00:17:39,754 --> 00:17:41,103
And that is what
I've been working for
399
00:17:41,147 --> 00:17:43,105
all this time.Tayo...
400
00:17:43,149 --> 00:17:45,760
And that is why I will never,
401
00:17:45,803 --> 00:17:48,545
ever give you a divorce.
402
00:17:52,636 --> 00:17:54,812
Okay, my son.
403
00:17:54,856 --> 00:17:56,466
Are you ready?Yes. Bye, Mom.
404
00:17:57,859 --> 00:17:59,556
We will be home for dinner.
405
00:17:59,600 --> 00:18:01,558
[door closes]
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