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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:47,715 --> 00:00:49,384 She likes you. 2 00:00:51,552 --> 00:00:52,595 You see, Melanie... 3 00:00:52,804 --> 00:00:55,306 she's every bit as pretty. 4 00:01:05,692 --> 00:01:07,652 You've been very nice. 5 00:01:08,236 --> 00:01:10,488 Now you can have what you want. 6 00:01:24,585 --> 00:01:25,753 Hey, you! 7 00:01:26,254 --> 00:01:27,588 Birdboy! 8 00:01:41,602 --> 00:01:45,022 Mrs. Angelucci said them feathers can give you asthma. 9 00:02:01,372 --> 00:02:03,082 I've got a great idea. 10 00:02:04,041 --> 00:02:05,418 Let's enlist. 11 00:02:16,137 --> 00:02:17,597 Kids got to play, honey. 12 00:02:17,805 --> 00:02:19,766 Go tell that to your son. 13 00:02:30,318 --> 00:02:32,069 Birdy! 14 00:02:33,029 --> 00:02:34,572 Are you all right? 15 00:02:58,012 --> 00:02:59,388 Switch shifts on Thursday? 16 00:03:02,850 --> 00:03:04,894 How come they didn't change the bandages? 17 00:03:05,061 --> 00:03:07,563 No, ma'am. He's unavailable right now. 18 00:03:07,772 --> 00:03:09,565 Can I have him call you? 19 00:03:18,699 --> 00:03:20,076 That's Doctor Moore. 20 00:03:58,823 --> 00:04:00,408 How long do I wear these things? 21 00:04:00,616 --> 00:04:03,953 We'll take them off when you get back from seeing your friend. 22 00:04:04,120 --> 00:04:07,123 Then I'll see if you got everything back in the right place. 23 00:04:07,331 --> 00:04:10,041 Should be okay, give or take an ear or two. 24 00:04:11,294 --> 00:04:14,005 I think the graft is going to be just fine, Al. 25 00:04:14,797 --> 00:04:18,509 After a while it'll start itching, but you can't scratch it. 26 00:04:19,010 --> 00:04:20,303 - Okay? - Okay. 27 00:04:20,887 --> 00:04:22,638 This ought to hold you. 28 00:04:22,805 --> 00:04:24,098 How do you feel? 29 00:04:25,766 --> 00:04:27,685 Like the Invisible Man. 30 00:04:28,060 --> 00:04:30,062 Come see me when you get back, okay? 31 00:04:30,271 --> 00:04:31,480 Sure thing. 32 00:04:31,689 --> 00:04:33,107 Don't worry. 33 00:05:34,961 --> 00:05:36,295 Boo! 34 00:05:44,053 --> 00:05:45,596 Don't stare, honey. It's rude. 35 00:05:54,063 --> 00:05:55,648 Shit, Birdy. 36 00:05:55,898 --> 00:05:57,858 The things you put me through. 37 00:05:58,609 --> 00:06:01,737 They always said you were weird. Even my kid brother. 38 00:06:02,279 --> 00:06:04,407 Do you remember the time with the knife? 39 00:06:32,143 --> 00:06:33,518 Shit. 40 00:06:33,519 --> 00:06:35,855 Jesus Christ! These damn kids! 41 00:06:36,522 --> 00:06:40,026 Way to go! Now we'll never get it back. The lady's a witch. 42 00:06:40,359 --> 00:06:41,527 Stay out of my yard! 43 00:06:41,694 --> 00:06:42,695 You hear? 44 00:06:42,862 --> 00:06:45,698 We don't have another ball. How else we going to play? 45 00:06:46,032 --> 00:06:48,534 By not hitting it here. Go somewhere else and play. 46 00:06:48,701 --> 00:06:51,704 This ain't no ballpark. This is my yard. 47 00:06:53,581 --> 00:06:55,166 Why don't you do something about it? 48 00:06:55,791 --> 00:06:56,959 Kids got to play, honey. 49 00:06:57,168 --> 00:06:59,086 You tell that to your own boy. 50 00:07:16,562 --> 00:07:18,229 Uh-uh. I don't want to. 51 00:07:18,230 --> 00:07:19,732 Come on, why not? 52 00:07:20,357 --> 00:07:23,778 - I just don't feel like it. - Sure you feel like it. 53 00:07:28,240 --> 00:07:29,658 Well, if I let you... 54 00:07:29,867 --> 00:07:31,911 can I wear your letter jacket? 55 00:07:32,787 --> 00:07:33,788 Yes. 56 00:07:33,954 --> 00:07:34,997 Hey, Al. 57 00:07:35,164 --> 00:07:36,332 - Al! - What? 58 00:07:36,499 --> 00:07:38,501 He's down the street. The weird kid. 59 00:07:38,667 --> 00:07:40,169 Later, Mario. Get lost. 60 00:07:40,336 --> 00:07:42,505 - Come on, you promised. - Shit. 61 00:07:54,475 --> 00:07:55,475 Hey you. 62 00:07:56,894 --> 00:07:58,437 Hey, birdboy! 63 00:07:59,563 --> 00:08:00,648 Yeah. 64 00:08:01,190 --> 00:08:02,358 What's your name? 65 00:08:06,695 --> 00:08:08,906 This is like talking to the air. 66 00:08:24,338 --> 00:08:27,341 Got a knife I can borrow, kid? Got a splinter. 67 00:08:35,182 --> 00:08:36,225 This it, Mario? 68 00:08:36,392 --> 00:08:37,893 Yeah, that's my knife. 69 00:08:38,060 --> 00:08:40,146 You thief! My brother says it's his. 70 00:08:40,688 --> 00:08:42,314 Back off! Don't mess with me! 71 00:08:42,523 --> 00:08:44,150 Don't mess with my brother! 72 00:08:44,358 --> 00:08:46,026 He's a wrestling champion! 73 00:08:59,790 --> 00:09:02,668 Now you're in trouble! This really better be your knife. 74 00:09:02,960 --> 00:09:04,920 It is. Ziegenfuss stole it from me. 75 00:09:05,087 --> 00:09:06,964 I thought you said he stole it! 76 00:09:07,131 --> 00:09:08,674 No! I just said he had it. 77 00:09:09,800 --> 00:09:11,969 Jesus, Mario. 78 00:09:12,344 --> 00:09:15,514 I bought it from Ziegenfuss. But if he stole it, you can have it. 79 00:09:16,640 --> 00:09:17,683 Don't touch it. 80 00:09:18,142 --> 00:09:20,186 - It's mine. - We'll get you another. 81 00:09:20,394 --> 00:09:22,021 Here. 82 00:09:23,105 --> 00:09:24,732 Thanks. 83 00:09:27,067 --> 00:09:30,154 Where'd you learn all that stuff? You wrestle or something? 84 00:09:30,362 --> 00:09:31,363 No. 85 00:09:31,989 --> 00:09:33,324 You should. 86 00:09:34,867 --> 00:09:36,493 You like pigeons? 87 00:09:36,660 --> 00:09:37,870 What's to like? 88 00:09:38,037 --> 00:09:39,246 They fly. 89 00:09:39,455 --> 00:09:40,664 They fly. So what? 90 00:09:41,999 --> 00:09:43,334 That's enough. 91 00:09:45,544 --> 00:09:47,880 Come on, Al. Are we going, or what? 92 00:09:49,298 --> 00:09:51,799 I'm training these to be carrier pigeons. 93 00:09:51,800 --> 00:09:54,637 Ha, ha. You mean with the notes, like in a war? 94 00:09:57,348 --> 00:09:59,683 I got a class. I've got to go. 95 00:09:59,934 --> 00:10:00,976 So go. 96 00:10:01,143 --> 00:10:02,353 Up yours! 97 00:10:06,774 --> 00:10:08,025 Pretty ugly birds. 98 00:10:08,234 --> 00:10:12,112 You know, if he really can train them to carry notes, I'd buy one. 99 00:10:12,321 --> 00:10:15,282 - You would? - Sure. A lot of kids would. 100 00:10:17,826 --> 00:10:19,036 Hey. 101 00:10:20,246 --> 00:10:21,580 Wait a minute! 102 00:10:22,748 --> 00:10:25,125 How about if I help you catch some? 103 00:10:45,854 --> 00:10:47,606 It's funny how they do that. 104 00:10:47,982 --> 00:10:51,110 If it hadn't happened every 5 minutes for the last 50 years... 105 00:10:51,318 --> 00:10:52,361 Dumb. 106 00:10:52,528 --> 00:10:54,822 They always come back to the same place. 107 00:10:55,781 --> 00:10:56,865 See? 108 00:10:57,199 --> 00:11:00,703 Same exact spot every time and just carry on with their business. 109 00:11:00,869 --> 00:11:02,538 - Come on. - Where you going? 110 00:11:02,788 --> 00:11:04,081 Higher. 111 00:11:04,290 --> 00:11:07,001 - We got to get up to talk to them. - Are you kidding? 112 00:11:09,003 --> 00:11:10,921 - Are we allowed up here? - No. 113 00:11:11,422 --> 00:11:12,756 Looks awful high to me. 114 00:11:40,951 --> 00:11:42,369 - Fuck you! - Ha, ha. 115 00:12:05,309 --> 00:12:06,393 It worked! 116 00:12:50,771 --> 00:12:52,898 Birdy, where are you? 117 00:12:56,026 --> 00:12:58,570 Very funny. Now where the fuck are you? 118 00:12:59,446 --> 00:13:02,324 Come the hell out. I know you're in here, birdbrain. 119 00:13:07,413 --> 00:13:08,622 What's that? 120 00:13:11,083 --> 00:13:13,127 A pigeon suit I'm making for you. 121 00:13:15,838 --> 00:13:18,048 This way, they'll think you're one of them. 122 00:13:19,967 --> 00:13:22,344 I don't want them to think I'm one of them. 123 00:13:23,137 --> 00:13:24,638 Come on, just try it. 124 00:13:28,058 --> 00:13:30,144 No way would I be caught dead in that. 125 00:13:40,737 --> 00:13:42,072 I feel ridiculous. 126 00:13:42,406 --> 00:13:43,740 You look terrific. 127 00:13:43,907 --> 00:13:46,285 Come on. It's over here. 128 00:14:01,842 --> 00:14:03,677 I want to go change. I look stupid! 129 00:14:03,886 --> 00:14:05,596 Not to a bird, Al. 130 00:14:39,338 --> 00:14:41,048 That's some view. 131 00:14:41,423 --> 00:14:43,467 Can you see the Tower Theater? 132 00:14:43,759 --> 00:14:46,136 That must be City Hall over there. 133 00:14:48,138 --> 00:14:49,640 Stars, Al. 134 00:14:49,848 --> 00:14:51,767 Look at the stars. 135 00:14:52,392 --> 00:14:53,977 What stars? 136 00:14:55,437 --> 00:14:57,814 We should come back to just look at them. 137 00:14:58,649 --> 00:14:59,691 Woo-hoo! 138 00:14:59,858 --> 00:15:02,694 What are you doing? For christ sakes, get down! 139 00:15:09,743 --> 00:15:11,453 - Hold my legs, will you, Al? - Okay. 140 00:15:15,082 --> 00:15:16,792 You'll like this one, Al. 141 00:15:17,709 --> 00:15:19,461 She looks like your dad. 142 00:15:21,296 --> 00:15:23,006 I got to get a little lower. 143 00:15:23,215 --> 00:15:24,550 Let me down a bit more. 144 00:15:25,467 --> 00:15:26,969 Jesus, Birdy! 145 00:15:27,636 --> 00:15:28,804 Give me a bag. 146 00:15:35,018 --> 00:15:36,228 Fuck! 147 00:15:42,317 --> 00:15:45,988 No! Birdy! No! Birdy! Birdy. 148 00:15:46,655 --> 00:15:47,906 Hold on, I'll get help. 149 00:15:48,949 --> 00:15:50,492 I can't hold on that long. 150 00:15:50,659 --> 00:15:52,452 What's so funny? 151 00:15:53,078 --> 00:15:54,121 You. 152 00:15:54,288 --> 00:15:55,330 You look so serious. 153 00:15:55,497 --> 00:15:57,248 It is fucking serious! 154 00:15:57,249 --> 00:15:58,500 Oh, fuck! 155 00:15:59,209 --> 00:16:00,419 Shit! 156 00:16:01,753 --> 00:16:03,839 Look, this isn't going to work. 157 00:16:04,590 --> 00:16:06,925 I'll try to make it to the sand pile. 158 00:16:07,092 --> 00:16:09,136 - What are you talking about? - It's easy. 159 00:16:09,303 --> 00:16:10,345 You'll jump? 160 00:16:10,846 --> 00:16:13,515 No, Al, I'm going to fly. 161 00:16:13,682 --> 00:16:15,558 - Don't jump! - Let go! 162 00:16:15,559 --> 00:16:18,895 Don't! Don't! Birdy! Birdy! 163 00:16:54,181 --> 00:16:57,559 Birdy! Birdy, are you all right? 164 00:16:59,436 --> 00:17:00,479 Birdy. 165 00:17:00,896 --> 00:17:03,065 Birdy, are you all right? 166 00:17:04,566 --> 00:17:05,734 I flew, Al. 167 00:17:05,942 --> 00:17:07,194 Sure, you flew. 168 00:17:07,402 --> 00:17:08,779 It was beautiful. 169 00:17:11,114 --> 00:17:12,824 It was like... 170 00:17:14,159 --> 00:17:15,952 You look awful pale, Birdy. 171 00:17:16,161 --> 00:17:17,746 Should I go get somebody? 172 00:17:17,996 --> 00:17:20,332 You might have busted something inside. 173 00:17:20,707 --> 00:17:23,377 You'll break your crazy neck one of these days. 174 00:17:29,466 --> 00:17:32,386 God, Birdy! Don't do anything like that again. 175 00:17:47,150 --> 00:17:48,902 What do you think, sergeant? 176 00:17:50,112 --> 00:17:51,154 Sir? 177 00:17:51,363 --> 00:17:52,614 Your friend. 178 00:17:52,823 --> 00:17:54,825 How does he look to you? 179 00:17:55,033 --> 00:17:58,245 It's hard to say. I'm not sure I understand your question. 180 00:17:58,453 --> 00:17:59,871 It's a simple question. 181 00:18:00,080 --> 00:18:01,748 How does your friend look? 182 00:18:02,624 --> 00:18:04,376 - Are you his doctor? - Yes. 183 00:18:05,961 --> 00:18:07,671 Why are you asking me? 184 00:18:08,213 --> 00:18:11,466 Obviously, because I want to hear what you have to say. 185 00:18:13,802 --> 00:18:17,139 He doesn't look good. Does he just sit there like that? 186 00:18:17,305 --> 00:18:18,849 Mm. For the most part. 187 00:18:19,558 --> 00:18:20,559 Was he wounded? 188 00:18:20,726 --> 00:18:22,477 Yes, but his wounds were relatively minor. 189 00:18:22,686 --> 00:18:24,896 This is not a physiological condition. 190 00:18:25,105 --> 00:18:26,773 Then how'd he get like this? 191 00:18:26,982 --> 00:18:30,527 All we know is that he was missing in action for a month. 192 00:18:30,736 --> 00:18:33,071 For a while we didn't even know who he was. 193 00:18:33,280 --> 00:18:34,656 Does he know who he is? 194 00:18:34,823 --> 00:18:36,074 I don't know. 195 00:18:36,283 --> 00:18:38,618 He hasn't talked since he was found. 196 00:18:39,035 --> 00:18:41,538 So you really don't know anything. 197 00:18:41,747 --> 00:18:44,750 I think I know a few things, sergeant. 198 00:18:45,041 --> 00:18:47,294 It was my idea to bring you here. 199 00:18:48,211 --> 00:18:49,838 Why am I here? 200 00:18:50,005 --> 00:18:52,340 The patient's mother thought you might be... 201 00:18:52,507 --> 00:18:54,468 well, of some help. 202 00:18:54,801 --> 00:18:57,345 Frankly, I'm willing to try anything. 203 00:18:58,013 --> 00:19:00,223 - And I'm it? - For now. 204 00:19:01,475 --> 00:19:03,727 When I found out about your condition... 205 00:19:05,187 --> 00:19:08,023 It seems like it might be an interesting therapy. 206 00:19:09,566 --> 00:19:10,901 For him or for me? 207 00:19:11,109 --> 00:19:12,861 I hope for both of you. 208 00:19:13,069 --> 00:19:15,864 Come with me. There's something I want you to see. 209 00:19:23,580 --> 00:19:25,373 No, tuna salad, not chicken salad. 210 00:19:25,540 --> 00:19:28,210 Lots of mayonnaise, and none of those little celery chunks. 211 00:19:28,418 --> 00:19:29,711 Two of them. 212 00:19:29,878 --> 00:19:31,129 Do you want anything? 213 00:19:31,797 --> 00:19:33,507 - No. - Coffee? 214 00:19:33,673 --> 00:19:35,759 Two coffees, cream and sugar. 215 00:19:37,803 --> 00:19:39,346 Okay, yeah, that's it. 216 00:19:44,643 --> 00:19:45,894 Strange, huh? 217 00:19:47,062 --> 00:19:50,190 Jumping and twisting, like he was trying to escape. 218 00:19:50,398 --> 00:19:52,234 You sure can't blame him for that. 219 00:19:52,442 --> 00:19:54,402 No one is, sergeant. 220 00:19:54,611 --> 00:19:56,863 He wouldn't like being cooped up here. 221 00:19:57,781 --> 00:20:02,410 What do you suppose impels him into these strange positions? 222 00:20:02,619 --> 00:20:04,037 Like what? 223 00:20:04,246 --> 00:20:05,288 Like this... 224 00:20:05,455 --> 00:20:07,332 cringing position. 225 00:20:08,291 --> 00:20:12,379 Was there any psychological trouble before he was in the military? 226 00:20:12,754 --> 00:20:13,797 How close were you? 227 00:20:13,964 --> 00:20:16,675 We was real good buddies. Pretty close. 228 00:20:16,842 --> 00:20:17,884 Very close? 229 00:20:18,301 --> 00:20:21,304 We weren't queer for one another or anything like that. 230 00:20:21,513 --> 00:20:23,723 We were normal, crazy Philly kids. 231 00:20:23,932 --> 00:20:26,768 - How crazy? - You ever been to Philly, sir? 232 00:20:26,935 --> 00:20:29,479 You have to be pretty crazy to live there. 233 00:20:32,649 --> 00:20:35,151 I don't understand yet what's brought him to this. 234 00:20:36,403 --> 00:20:37,612 You got any ideas? 235 00:20:39,781 --> 00:20:42,325 Well... He got drafted. 236 00:20:42,659 --> 00:20:44,786 All wars have their casualties, sergeant... 237 00:20:44,995 --> 00:20:46,788 and the Army takes care of their own. 238 00:20:47,163 --> 00:20:48,832 Certainly took care of me, Doctor. 239 00:20:49,082 --> 00:20:50,125 Major, sergeant. 240 00:20:50,750 --> 00:20:52,335 Major, sir. 241 00:20:52,752 --> 00:20:55,547 I know that this is difficult for you at this time. 242 00:20:55,755 --> 00:20:59,384 And I know it's hard for you to come here like this. 243 00:20:59,718 --> 00:21:00,969 How does your face feel? 244 00:21:02,012 --> 00:21:03,221 It's okay. 245 00:21:03,555 --> 00:21:04,639 No problems? 246 00:21:05,974 --> 00:21:08,768 The bandages are a little hard to get used to, sir. 247 00:21:08,977 --> 00:21:10,395 When the doctor... The major... 248 00:21:10,604 --> 00:21:14,482 said one of the things they had to do was give me a steel jaw... 249 00:21:14,691 --> 00:21:17,235 I thought, "Great! A steel jaw! 250 00:21:17,444 --> 00:21:19,529 Maybe I'll be the next La Motta." 251 00:21:19,738 --> 00:21:22,407 Turns out, a punch could knock the pins into my brain... 252 00:21:22,616 --> 00:21:24,492 so it's worse than a glass jaw. 253 00:21:24,701 --> 00:21:26,369 It's pretty funny, huh? 254 00:21:26,536 --> 00:21:29,664 A lot of people wouldn't think so. Aren't you concerned? 255 00:21:30,332 --> 00:21:33,501 Well, yeah, sure, kind of. 256 00:21:34,252 --> 00:21:36,421 You know what would be a good idea, Alfonso? 257 00:21:36,922 --> 00:21:39,382 - Al. - It might be helpful... 258 00:21:39,549 --> 00:21:42,426 - if you visited your friend now. - Yes, sir. 259 00:21:42,427 --> 00:21:45,305 It's important that I make some progress soon. 260 00:21:46,640 --> 00:21:49,643 Ronsky? Send Renaldi in here. 261 00:21:50,810 --> 00:21:54,272 You'll like Renaldi, Alfonso. He's Italian too. 262 00:21:57,275 --> 00:21:59,235 What's going on here? 263 00:21:59,402 --> 00:22:02,280 Occupational therapy. Some genius at Boeing thought it up. 264 00:22:03,073 --> 00:22:06,117 Who better to sort out the nuts than nuts, right? 265 00:22:06,409 --> 00:22:08,828 - What do you do here? - Pretty much everything. 266 00:22:08,995 --> 00:22:11,122 Mostly I help take care of the patients. 267 00:22:11,331 --> 00:22:13,833 I take them for walks, read them the funnies... 268 00:22:14,000 --> 00:22:16,169 blow their noses, change the bedpans... 269 00:22:16,378 --> 00:22:18,964 wheel them into the TV room. Stuff like that. 270 00:22:19,172 --> 00:22:21,800 How'd you get that shitty job? They bust you? 271 00:22:22,008 --> 00:22:23,677 I'm a conscientious objector. 272 00:22:23,843 --> 00:22:25,303 - You're kidding? - No. 273 00:22:26,221 --> 00:22:28,139 An Italian conscientious objector? 274 00:22:28,306 --> 00:22:29,641 That's right. 275 00:22:31,309 --> 00:22:33,436 Hi, Ned. Nice day. 276 00:22:34,229 --> 00:22:36,606 Ned's elevator doesn't go up to the top floor. 277 00:22:36,815 --> 00:22:39,401 Combat stress. He's quiet today. 278 00:22:39,609 --> 00:22:42,404 Normally, he's throwing shit against the walls. 279 00:22:43,571 --> 00:22:45,407 Here he is. 280 00:22:48,201 --> 00:22:50,620 I'll be back soon, and I'll take you to your bunk. 281 00:22:50,829 --> 00:22:52,455 They have you in with me. 282 00:22:55,500 --> 00:22:56,876 Take it easy. 283 00:23:12,017 --> 00:23:14,019 Hey, Birdy. 284 00:23:15,937 --> 00:23:18,606 Is this for real, or what? 285 00:23:19,691 --> 00:23:23,570 If this is some act you cooked up to get out of Nam, it worked. 286 00:23:23,778 --> 00:23:25,447 You can stop now. 287 00:23:36,791 --> 00:23:38,376 Come on, Birdy. 288 00:23:40,462 --> 00:23:42,505 It's me under all these bandages. 289 00:23:42,714 --> 00:23:44,049 It's Al. 290 00:23:48,803 --> 00:23:51,681 Maybe I'll get into something crazy myself. 291 00:23:52,515 --> 00:23:54,142 Can't you see it? 292 00:23:54,559 --> 00:23:58,855 "Neighborhood Boy Turned a Lunatic by the Horrors of War." 293 00:23:59,064 --> 00:24:01,900 All I'd have to do for a pension is growl... 294 00:24:02,108 --> 00:24:04,819 or go beat somebody up on Market Street. 295 00:24:06,821 --> 00:24:08,782 So much for that. 296 00:24:30,011 --> 00:24:32,597 God, this place gives me the creeps. 297 00:24:34,015 --> 00:24:36,559 It's awful quiet for a loony bin. 298 00:24:42,190 --> 00:24:44,776 You know, they keep saying I'll be fine. 299 00:24:45,652 --> 00:24:47,529 I keep hearing them. 300 00:24:48,696 --> 00:24:51,741 "Quit worrying how you look, Columbato." 301 00:24:55,912 --> 00:24:59,374 But I saw a guy at Dix who they also said would be fine. 302 00:25:00,041 --> 00:25:03,211 And he had a face like a medium-rare cheeseburger. 303 00:25:15,014 --> 00:25:19,561 I'm scared I won't recognize who I'm shaving in the morning, 304 00:25:24,023 --> 00:25:26,734 Jesus, Birdy, what happened to you? 305 00:25:28,987 --> 00:25:32,824 That fat-gut shrink, he wants me to jog up your brain... 306 00:25:33,032 --> 00:25:36,286 by getting you to remember the things we did together. 307 00:25:36,494 --> 00:25:39,455 Did we jack one another off? Stuff like that. 308 00:25:41,124 --> 00:25:43,042 I don't trust that guy. 309 00:25:43,293 --> 00:25:46,129 Everything's too interesting to him. 310 00:25:47,672 --> 00:25:50,091 So what do you want to talk about? 311 00:25:55,763 --> 00:25:58,933 Maybe we should talk about one of the 85 million times... 312 00:25:59,142 --> 00:26:02,770 we tried to find where your mother hid the goddamn baseballs. 313 00:26:09,068 --> 00:26:11,279 Okay, you don't like that one. 314 00:26:19,996 --> 00:26:23,541 Remember that statue of Billy Penn on top of City Hall? 315 00:26:24,292 --> 00:26:27,462 How, from certain angles, it looked like he had a hard-on? 316 00:26:27,629 --> 00:26:31,132 And how we used to stand there with the pigeons? 317 00:26:31,299 --> 00:26:34,636 Every time some old lady would walk by, we'd point at Billy Penn. 318 00:26:34,802 --> 00:26:38,598 They'd look up, and they'd see Billy with his dong sticking up. 319 00:26:44,062 --> 00:26:45,146 Shit! 320 00:26:45,313 --> 00:26:47,148 Do you need a hand? 321 00:26:47,982 --> 00:26:49,400 What are you doing here? 322 00:26:49,567 --> 00:26:51,653 I'm his friend. The doctor brought me. 323 00:26:52,403 --> 00:26:53,529 Right! 324 00:26:55,615 --> 00:26:57,325 Now I remember. 325 00:26:59,535 --> 00:27:02,038 - What's your name? - Columbato, Al. 326 00:27:02,914 --> 00:27:04,374 You know, I'm not in the Army. 327 00:27:04,582 --> 00:27:07,084 You can tell me your name frontways if you want to. 328 00:27:07,085 --> 00:27:08,169 - Yeah? - Yeah. 329 00:27:08,628 --> 00:27:09,879 I'm Hannah. 330 00:27:10,421 --> 00:27:12,047 He eats that? 331 00:27:12,048 --> 00:27:16,094 Heh. Looks horrible, doesn't it? It's all he'll let me feed him. 332 00:27:16,302 --> 00:27:17,971 You have to feed him? 333 00:27:18,763 --> 00:27:20,014 Can't he feed himself? 334 00:27:20,223 --> 00:27:21,766 I don't know. 335 00:27:21,975 --> 00:27:23,476 He doesn't. 336 00:27:24,102 --> 00:27:26,771 He won't let the orderlies feed him. 337 00:27:27,230 --> 00:27:28,815 For some reason, he lets me. 338 00:27:29,023 --> 00:27:31,359 Shit, maybe I'll stop talking. 339 00:27:32,694 --> 00:27:34,070 I like your friend. 340 00:27:34,570 --> 00:27:36,698 But I wish he wouldn't do this. 341 00:27:40,743 --> 00:27:42,412 Listen, I'm going to go. 342 00:27:42,787 --> 00:27:44,497 You can stay if you want. 343 00:27:44,706 --> 00:27:47,375 That's all right. I'll go bunk out for a while. 344 00:27:47,542 --> 00:27:50,086 Okay, hang on. I'll unlock you. 345 00:28:12,984 --> 00:28:15,611 Hi there. Let me take a look at your back. 346 00:28:21,576 --> 00:28:23,453 Tell me where it hurts. 347 00:28:43,222 --> 00:28:45,600 My buddy's broken his leg. 348 00:28:45,767 --> 00:28:47,477 Maybe his back. 349 00:28:48,144 --> 00:28:51,314 I hope not his back, because that can make you crazy. 350 00:28:52,523 --> 00:28:55,985 He's a little crazy. He thinks he can fly. 351 00:28:56,194 --> 00:28:58,196 He thinks he's a bird. 352 00:29:25,014 --> 00:29:28,183 It's all here, the whole thing, how he fell off the gas tank. 353 00:29:29,227 --> 00:29:33,356 There's a picture showing where he jumped, and an "X" where he landed! 354 00:29:33,523 --> 00:29:37,527 I don't want to hear any more! Not birds, not nothing! 355 00:29:37,985 --> 00:29:39,404 You can start now... 356 00:29:39,570 --> 00:29:42,365 by cleaning the pigeon shit off the front porch. 357 00:29:47,787 --> 00:29:50,289 Face it, we're out of the pigeon business. 358 00:29:50,498 --> 00:29:53,626 - They ain't coming back. - They'll come back, they were homed. 359 00:29:53,835 --> 00:29:57,713 What kind of home is it when your witch of a mom chops it up... 360 00:29:57,922 --> 00:29:59,799 and chases the birds away? 361 00:30:00,007 --> 00:30:01,217 It's home to them. 362 00:30:01,426 --> 00:30:03,928 It's not the lumber and nails. It's the place. 363 00:30:04,137 --> 00:30:06,180 I got to tell you something. 364 00:30:06,389 --> 00:30:08,641 But you have to promise not to go apeshit on me. 365 00:30:08,808 --> 00:30:09,851 What? 366 00:30:10,017 --> 00:30:11,310 Do you promise? 367 00:30:12,145 --> 00:30:13,145 What? 368 00:30:13,354 --> 00:30:15,648 You're right. Those birds kept coming back. 369 00:30:15,815 --> 00:30:18,317 Your mom puts down poison and knocks off half of them. 370 00:30:18,484 --> 00:30:21,696 But those blue bars get smart and still keep coming back. 371 00:30:21,904 --> 00:30:23,781 So she calls Mr. Solari. 372 00:30:23,990 --> 00:30:25,908 Mr. Solari, the poultry guy? 373 00:30:26,117 --> 00:30:27,285 Yeah, the butcher. 374 00:30:27,493 --> 00:30:29,912 That guy would dress his mother as a chicken... 375 00:30:30,121 --> 00:30:31,914 if he got 69 cents a pound. 376 00:30:32,123 --> 00:30:34,834 He must've taken them. They ain't been back since. 377 00:30:35,001 --> 00:30:36,669 No, you don't get it, Al. 378 00:30:36,878 --> 00:30:38,504 Those blue bars saw Solari. 379 00:30:38,671 --> 00:30:40,631 That's why they didn't come back. 380 00:30:40,840 --> 00:30:42,675 You're wrong! Solari bagged them. 381 00:30:42,842 --> 00:30:45,636 They're dead! Plucked and fucked! 382 00:30:46,179 --> 00:30:48,473 You don't understand birds, Al. 383 00:30:49,056 --> 00:30:52,059 I got an idea for something else we can go partners on. 384 00:30:52,268 --> 00:30:54,520 You know that old Ford at the junkyard? 385 00:30:54,729 --> 00:30:56,147 Yeah, okay. 386 00:30:57,523 --> 00:31:00,610 It's a good thing those blue bars recognized Solari, huh? 387 00:31:01,152 --> 00:31:02,695 Pigeons ain't stupid, Al! 388 00:31:52,203 --> 00:31:55,498 Remember that statue of Billy Penn on top of City Hall? 389 00:31:55,706 --> 00:31:59,210 How, from certain angles, it looked like he had a hard-on? 390 00:32:15,977 --> 00:32:19,313 If I'm going to learn, I'll have to watch them closer. 391 00:32:21,607 --> 00:32:23,734 Be there when they fly. 392 00:32:26,112 --> 00:32:29,156 I want them to be as free as possible. 393 00:32:30,074 --> 00:32:32,285 Nobody wants to be in a cage. 394 00:34:38,703 --> 00:34:40,746 How are you doing back there? 395 00:34:40,955 --> 00:34:43,499 - You okay? - Yeah, just great. 396 00:35:17,241 --> 00:35:19,660 That is some piece of shit. 397 00:35:20,578 --> 00:35:21,620 Does it go? 398 00:35:22,121 --> 00:35:23,622 Not yet. 399 00:35:23,831 --> 00:35:24,957 But it will. 400 00:35:26,125 --> 00:35:28,544 - How'd it get here? - We pushed it. 401 00:35:28,836 --> 00:35:31,338 - It's a piece of shit. - Thank you. 402 00:35:32,548 --> 00:35:35,426 Hey. Don't use any of my tools. 403 00:35:36,135 --> 00:35:37,428 No, sir. 404 00:35:37,595 --> 00:35:40,389 You'll have to register that before you sell it. 405 00:35:40,973 --> 00:35:42,266 How, Mr. Columbato? 406 00:35:42,725 --> 00:35:45,352 You wait till you're old enough. 407 00:35:45,561 --> 00:35:48,647 - Maybe I'll do it for you. - That'd be great, Dad. 408 00:35:50,858 --> 00:35:52,526 Fucking garbage man! 409 00:36:08,417 --> 00:36:10,377 Come on, sister! 410 00:36:12,254 --> 00:36:14,089 All right. Ha, ha. 411 00:36:24,850 --> 00:36:26,811 - Well, now! - Top down! 412 00:36:29,438 --> 00:36:30,648 There she goes! 413 00:36:31,023 --> 00:36:33,025 We're doing 80 on the expressway. 414 00:36:33,234 --> 00:36:36,070 Look for 76 and the Walt Whitman. Watch out for cops. 415 00:36:36,278 --> 00:36:37,905 We need quarters for the toll. 416 00:36:38,113 --> 00:36:39,740 No, I'll drive straight through. 417 00:36:41,243 --> 00:36:44,036 It's not my fault you left the gate down! 418 00:36:44,245 --> 00:36:46,455 Yeah, you too, motherfucker! 419 00:36:46,622 --> 00:36:47,748 Watch out! 420 00:36:48,249 --> 00:36:49,875 That was a close one. 421 00:36:50,125 --> 00:36:51,418 Tailspin. 422 00:37:00,052 --> 00:37:01,512 We're just driving. 423 00:37:02,179 --> 00:37:03,222 Where we going? 424 00:37:03,681 --> 00:37:05,099 Where else? The ocean. 425 00:37:06,976 --> 00:37:08,143 I've never been there. 426 00:37:09,478 --> 00:37:10,521 You're kidding? 427 00:37:11,272 --> 00:37:12,272 No. 428 00:37:18,571 --> 00:37:21,323 This is great! It's like flying in thick air! 429 00:37:21,699 --> 00:37:26,245 Are we going to go see the boardwalk and pick up some chicks? 430 00:37:27,079 --> 00:37:30,416 Okay, just one more time, all right? You ready? 431 00:37:30,624 --> 00:37:31,667 On your mark. 432 00:37:32,585 --> 00:37:34,044 Goddamn it! 433 00:37:36,922 --> 00:37:38,757 One Mississippi, two Mississippi... 434 00:37:38,966 --> 00:37:41,260 three Mississippi, four Mississippi... 435 00:37:41,468 --> 00:37:43,012 five Mississippi... 436 00:37:45,264 --> 00:37:48,642 Six Mississippi, seven Mississippi eight Mississippi... 437 00:37:49,184 --> 00:37:52,313 Nine Mississippi... Ten Mississippi, Birdy! 438 00:37:53,856 --> 00:37:54,856 Birdy! 439 00:37:55,566 --> 00:37:56,859 Thirteen Mississippi. 440 00:37:57,067 --> 00:38:00,112 It's a fifteen Mississippi, Birdy! 441 00:38:00,279 --> 00:38:02,114 Sixteen Mississippi! 442 00:38:03,157 --> 00:38:04,157 Birdy! 443 00:38:05,326 --> 00:38:06,368 Birdy! 444 00:38:08,829 --> 00:38:11,457 Ah! I don't know how to swim! 445 00:38:17,463 --> 00:38:20,090 Now don't go do anything stupid, Birdy. 446 00:38:20,299 --> 00:38:23,385 I know what's in that goddamned fool mind of yours. 447 00:38:59,505 --> 00:39:02,800 Right down here, on this same street, they got this ride... 448 00:39:08,305 --> 00:39:10,390 Expectant mothers, the young... 449 00:39:10,391 --> 00:39:13,936 go see the greatest attraction in the world today. 450 00:39:14,144 --> 00:39:16,522 See Apasha, the Gorilla Girl. 451 00:39:16,730 --> 00:39:21,485 See her change from a woman to an ape. A gorilla! 452 00:39:26,031 --> 00:39:27,491 It's gross! 453 00:39:27,700 --> 00:39:29,743 - Horrible! - Was he born like this? 454 00:39:29,952 --> 00:39:32,121 No way, it's a gyp. His legs are stuck. 455 00:39:32,329 --> 00:39:34,665 - It's a false bottom. - Isn't it amazing? 456 00:39:34,873 --> 00:39:37,793 Introducing Zimmy, the human fish. 457 00:39:38,002 --> 00:39:40,462 Folks, let's hear it for Zimmy. 458 00:39:45,217 --> 00:39:47,219 - How does he do it? - Does what? 459 00:39:47,428 --> 00:39:51,223 Hold his breath so long. I have to keep coming up for air. 460 00:39:51,432 --> 00:39:54,226 We've been here four minutes. He hasn't come up for air. 461 00:39:54,393 --> 00:39:56,687 Think he has a wife? 462 00:40:00,232 --> 00:40:02,234 You okay? 463 00:40:03,902 --> 00:40:05,487 Hey. 464 00:40:07,865 --> 00:40:10,909 I can hold my breath for two minutes, 40 seconds now. 465 00:40:12,786 --> 00:40:14,705 - Do you want to try? - Uh-uh. 466 00:40:22,671 --> 00:40:23,797 So... 467 00:40:24,381 --> 00:40:26,425 - You play sports? - No. 468 00:40:26,759 --> 00:40:28,302 Of course not. 469 00:40:28,969 --> 00:40:31,013 Al and I throw the discus sometimes. 470 00:40:31,221 --> 00:40:33,766 - So you play on a team? - No. 471 00:40:34,933 --> 00:40:37,436 We just throw it to see how far it'll go. 472 00:40:37,936 --> 00:40:38,979 Oh. 473 00:40:39,313 --> 00:40:40,981 Al used to be on a team. 474 00:40:41,607 --> 00:40:43,483 He used to be a wrestling champ. 475 00:40:53,410 --> 00:40:54,995 Are you guys finished yet? 476 00:40:55,537 --> 00:40:56,580 I'm leaving! 477 00:40:56,747 --> 00:40:59,958 I ain't hanging around with that creep no more! 478 00:41:06,882 --> 00:41:08,467 - Shirley! - Claire! 479 00:41:09,384 --> 00:41:11,011 Why do you always do this? 480 00:41:11,220 --> 00:41:12,470 You stuck me with... 481 00:41:12,471 --> 00:41:13,680 Shut up! 482 00:41:15,224 --> 00:41:17,059 What are you going to do now? 483 00:41:17,226 --> 00:41:18,894 Fuck it! 484 00:41:21,939 --> 00:41:23,023 What? 485 00:41:23,190 --> 00:41:25,109 You have got to learn... 486 00:41:25,317 --> 00:41:27,569 to be more sociable! 487 00:41:28,362 --> 00:41:29,863 I don't think she liked me. 488 00:41:30,030 --> 00:41:31,865 You got to make them like you. 489 00:41:32,032 --> 00:41:35,702 Talk like you're interested in all that crap they go on about. 490 00:41:35,911 --> 00:41:37,496 You just got to talk more. 491 00:41:37,704 --> 00:41:41,375 I don't care about what, as long as it's not flying and birds! 492 00:41:41,542 --> 00:41:43,836 What if that's what I'm really thinking about? 493 00:41:44,044 --> 00:41:48,090 That's the first thing you got to understand in your dealings with women. 494 00:41:48,298 --> 00:41:50,300 Never let them know what you're thinking. 495 00:41:50,467 --> 00:41:51,718 I'm not thinking about them. 496 00:41:51,927 --> 00:41:54,096 Then just lie, for God's sakes! 497 00:41:54,304 --> 00:41:57,099 You're the best goddamn liar I ever met. 498 00:41:58,350 --> 00:42:01,478 Don't you know your chick had great jugs on her? 499 00:42:01,812 --> 00:42:05,274 See, I don't understand. What's the big deal? 500 00:42:05,482 --> 00:42:08,735 - They're just overgrown mammary glands. - Mammary glands? 501 00:42:08,902 --> 00:42:10,696 Mammary glands? 502 00:42:12,990 --> 00:42:15,826 No! We're talking tits here! 503 00:42:16,034 --> 00:42:17,202 Big tits! 504 00:42:17,411 --> 00:42:18,871 Round tits. 505 00:42:19,079 --> 00:42:20,205 Fleshy tits. 506 00:42:20,372 --> 00:42:22,833 - Just a lot of dumb development to me. - Full tits. 507 00:42:23,041 --> 00:42:24,918 Women carry them around their whole lives. 508 00:42:25,127 --> 00:42:28,255 - Flopping around, getting in the way. - They don't get in the way. 509 00:42:28,463 --> 00:42:30,424 They're needed. They're necessary. 510 00:42:30,591 --> 00:42:33,594 I seen a picture in National Geographic. 511 00:42:34,720 --> 00:42:36,972 Just like on a cow, but in a more stupid place. 512 00:42:37,181 --> 00:42:38,765 It's not like a cow at all. 513 00:42:38,932 --> 00:42:40,601 I'm telling you for your own good. 514 00:42:40,767 --> 00:42:42,561 You don't know what you're missing. 515 00:42:44,188 --> 00:42:45,606 That girl, Shirley... 516 00:42:46,440 --> 00:42:48,525 I didn't even have to ask her. 517 00:42:48,984 --> 00:42:51,904 She just lifted her shirt and put my hand under it. 518 00:42:52,112 --> 00:42:54,489 And then she undoes her bra for me. 519 00:42:54,698 --> 00:42:57,618 I start feeling the whole tit, nipple and all. 520 00:42:57,826 --> 00:43:00,370 She's poking her tongue down my throat. 521 00:43:00,662 --> 00:43:03,373 And then, I'm reaching down with my hand. 522 00:43:03,582 --> 00:43:05,292 I'm working my way down. She's work... 523 00:43:05,459 --> 00:43:08,462 - That your '53 Ford back there? - Sure, why? 524 00:43:20,807 --> 00:43:23,310 Could you stop walking around? You make me nervous. 525 00:43:23,477 --> 00:43:26,063 I cannot stand this much longer. 526 00:43:27,064 --> 00:43:29,942 - I hope your old man comes soon. - Well, I don't. 527 00:43:39,618 --> 00:43:40,661 Hi, Dad. 528 00:43:41,536 --> 00:43:42,788 Hi, Mom. 529 00:44:15,821 --> 00:44:16,821 Aah! 530 00:44:40,178 --> 00:44:44,141 Ever wonder what our lives down here must seem like to a bird? 531 00:44:44,308 --> 00:44:45,892 You two shut up! 532 00:44:52,149 --> 00:44:54,276 Fucking fuck! I'm always fucked! 533 00:44:59,573 --> 00:45:01,241 - Good luck. - Thanks. 534 00:45:28,101 --> 00:45:29,936 Hi, Al. How are you? 535 00:45:30,729 --> 00:45:32,856 I'm pretty good, Birdy, thanks. 536 00:45:33,607 --> 00:45:34,858 You know, Al... 537 00:45:35,067 --> 00:45:37,611 I'm glad you came to see me. 538 00:45:37,778 --> 00:45:39,613 We haven't seen each other in a while... 539 00:45:39,780 --> 00:45:42,282 and there's a lot of water under the bridge. 540 00:45:42,449 --> 00:45:45,577 But it's good just to sit here and not talk with you. 541 00:45:46,286 --> 00:45:49,206 Yeah, it's a real blast. But, you know... 542 00:45:49,414 --> 00:45:51,541 Come on, Birdy! 543 00:45:52,459 --> 00:45:54,002 Talk to me. 544 00:45:56,588 --> 00:45:58,632 Okay, don't talk to me. 545 00:45:59,966 --> 00:46:01,927 You think I don't know what you're doing... 546 00:46:02,135 --> 00:46:05,180 with this squatting and sideways staring stuff? 547 00:46:06,264 --> 00:46:09,226 So you're finally a bird. Big deal! 548 00:46:11,311 --> 00:46:14,272 If Weiss finds out, he'll put you in a display case... 549 00:46:14,481 --> 00:46:16,316 and write papers on you forever. 550 00:47:01,946 --> 00:47:03,905 Damn cats are driving me crazy! 551 00:47:04,114 --> 00:47:06,366 I'll get a BB gun and pop them off. 552 00:47:06,533 --> 00:47:10,454 They'll give the birds a heart attack, scaring them all day. 553 00:47:10,662 --> 00:47:13,707 Let's get this door closed so they don't get out here. 554 00:47:14,291 --> 00:47:15,417 That's it. 555 00:47:16,710 --> 00:47:18,420 You know my mother. 556 00:47:18,628 --> 00:47:20,547 And that's Mr. Tate. 557 00:47:20,964 --> 00:47:22,716 He's deaf. He doesn't hear anything. 558 00:47:22,924 --> 00:47:25,177 He loves the birds singing, like Beethoven. 559 00:47:25,385 --> 00:47:26,720 I said you're like Beethoven. 560 00:47:35,145 --> 00:47:36,897 You like that one, huh? 561 00:47:37,105 --> 00:47:39,232 She's a good-looker, all right. 562 00:47:39,441 --> 00:47:42,736 But don't go for flyers when you're looking for a good breeder. 563 00:47:45,989 --> 00:47:47,281 Come on, honey. 564 00:47:48,325 --> 00:47:49,951 Come here. 565 00:47:51,077 --> 00:47:52,746 Don't you want to eat? 566 00:47:53,246 --> 00:47:56,374 She's a pretty one, but won't notice any of the daddies. 567 00:47:56,583 --> 00:47:58,877 She's a heartbreaker. So particular! 568 00:47:59,085 --> 00:48:01,463 Rhett and Ashley can't get near her. 569 00:48:01,796 --> 00:48:03,798 It sure ain't like in the movie. 570 00:48:03,965 --> 00:48:07,093 I don't let them mate more than one at a time. 571 00:48:07,302 --> 00:48:08,970 No brothers and sisters. 572 00:48:09,137 --> 00:48:11,598 It ain't right. Says so in the Bible. 573 00:48:11,765 --> 00:48:12,807 Mr. Tate... 574 00:48:13,433 --> 00:48:16,311 lets them all in together, like a Roman orgy. 575 00:48:16,478 --> 00:48:18,355 Ain't natural. 576 00:48:20,774 --> 00:48:21,775 Here's Melanie. 577 00:48:21,942 --> 00:48:23,610 Come here, Melanie. 578 00:48:23,777 --> 00:48:25,278 The first day I saw Perta... 579 00:48:25,904 --> 00:48:28,031 I knew she was special. 580 00:48:28,198 --> 00:48:30,325 The way she took to the air... 581 00:48:30,534 --> 00:48:32,326 like it was hers. 582 00:48:38,750 --> 00:48:40,544 She likes you. 583 00:48:40,752 --> 00:48:42,963 Don't get taken in 'cause she's a flyer. 584 00:48:43,129 --> 00:48:47,175 Melanie here, she's a darling bird. Every bit as pretty. 585 00:48:47,384 --> 00:48:49,302 No, I'll take this one. 586 00:48:53,598 --> 00:48:55,559 You can't do anything about it. 587 00:48:55,767 --> 00:48:57,894 He sold it before he ever told me about it. 588 00:48:58,103 --> 00:49:00,480 At least we got what we paid for the car. 589 00:49:00,689 --> 00:49:03,775 I'll give you my share. We can use it for your ornithopter. 590 00:49:03,984 --> 00:49:05,485 I don't care about the money. 591 00:49:05,652 --> 00:49:07,070 It's the principle of the thing. 592 00:49:07,237 --> 00:49:10,282 The only principle is my old man does whatever he wants. 593 00:49:10,490 --> 00:49:13,410 Do you want me to pin him? I wish I could, but I can't! 594 00:49:13,618 --> 00:49:14,786 We're going to get it back. 595 00:49:14,953 --> 00:49:17,706 Are you crazy? Suicidal? He doesn't even like you. 596 00:49:17,914 --> 00:49:19,291 He'll break your neck. 597 00:49:19,499 --> 00:49:21,668 I don't care. It's our car. 598 00:49:21,835 --> 00:49:24,004 You can't do this, you know what he's like. 599 00:49:24,170 --> 00:49:25,547 I tell you, he'll kill you! 600 00:49:25,714 --> 00:49:28,049 Jesus, sometimes you're so full of shit! 601 00:49:28,216 --> 00:49:30,343 All right, but you're on your own. 602 00:49:30,552 --> 00:49:32,261 I'm not going with you. 603 00:49:32,262 --> 00:49:34,973 I don't want blood splattered all over me. 604 00:49:36,683 --> 00:49:37,767 Shit! 605 00:49:41,855 --> 00:49:44,440 - I want the car back. - What do you mean? 606 00:49:44,441 --> 00:49:47,027 - You got your money! - You had no right to sell it! 607 00:49:47,193 --> 00:49:48,862 It's worth more than the money! 608 00:49:49,070 --> 00:49:51,030 It belongs to us, we didn't want to...! 609 00:49:51,031 --> 00:49:53,866 That car was in my name. I'll sell it to whoever. 610 00:49:53,867 --> 00:49:56,828 Would you get out of here? I'm trying to read my paper. 611 00:49:57,203 --> 00:50:00,165 Tell me the man's name who thinks he bought it...! 612 00:50:00,373 --> 00:50:02,125 Get out of here, I'll call the cops! 613 00:50:02,334 --> 00:50:06,087 I was about to do that myself! I'd like to report a stolen car! 614 00:50:06,296 --> 00:50:09,007 Are you calling me a crook in my own house?! 615 00:50:09,215 --> 00:50:10,800 Are you crazy?! 616 00:50:11,009 --> 00:50:13,553 Are you trying to say I stole that junk heap?! 617 00:50:13,720 --> 00:50:16,306 Don't embarrass me in front of my family! 618 00:50:16,514 --> 00:50:18,642 You sold something that wasn't yours! 619 00:50:18,850 --> 00:50:20,935 Give me the man's name who thinks he bought it! 620 00:50:21,102 --> 00:50:22,896 I'll tell him you made a mistake! 621 00:50:23,063 --> 00:50:26,024 I sold the car to a friend of my brother-in-law! 622 00:50:26,232 --> 00:50:28,902 This guy is not giving you the car back! 623 00:50:29,110 --> 00:50:32,781 You mess around with him and you'll wind up in a concrete shirt... 624 00:50:32,989 --> 00:50:34,407 at the bottom of the river! 625 00:50:34,616 --> 00:50:36,451 I don't want to go to the police... 626 00:50:36,660 --> 00:50:39,579 but I got a receipt of purchase from Mr. Russo... 627 00:50:39,746 --> 00:50:40,872 at the junkyard! 628 00:50:41,081 --> 00:50:43,750 You think it's yours because you registered it for us. 629 00:50:43,958 --> 00:50:47,420 It's legally ours because you don't got no proof-of-purchase! 630 00:50:47,587 --> 00:50:49,756 Why do you want to be a hard-nose for, huh? 631 00:50:49,923 --> 00:50:51,841 I can't get you the car back... 632 00:50:52,050 --> 00:50:54,761 - even if I wanted to! - So tell me his name! 633 00:50:54,928 --> 00:50:58,056 Shut up, you skinny bucket of piss! 634 00:50:58,264 --> 00:51:00,600 You're not worth going to jail for, for murder. 635 00:51:00,767 --> 00:51:01,768 Here's what I'll do. 636 00:51:01,935 --> 00:51:03,687 - Here's the money. - I don't want it. 637 00:51:03,895 --> 00:51:05,980 - That's all I got... - It wasn't yours to sell! 638 00:51:06,189 --> 00:51:07,399 Shut the fuck up! 639 00:51:07,607 --> 00:51:09,484 He's going to take it. 640 00:51:10,110 --> 00:51:13,071 Read your paper, honey. Please. He'll take the money. 641 00:51:13,279 --> 00:51:14,614 You'll take the money. 642 00:51:14,781 --> 00:51:17,325 I'll get you more from my brother if you want. 643 00:51:18,368 --> 00:51:21,037 Don't make no trouble. Please! 644 00:51:23,915 --> 00:51:25,458 Here. I don't want it. 645 00:51:26,084 --> 00:51:27,961 Half of it's yours. You deserve it. 646 00:51:28,211 --> 00:51:29,754 It was our car, Al. 647 00:51:31,589 --> 00:51:35,176 I could never stand up to my old man like that. 648 00:51:35,385 --> 00:51:37,053 Maybe life is shitty. 649 00:51:37,971 --> 00:51:39,556 It is shitty. 650 00:51:42,851 --> 00:51:44,310 I'll tell you something. 651 00:51:45,687 --> 00:51:48,273 I'm not trying to pin life anymore. 652 00:51:48,815 --> 00:51:51,234 I don't even fucking understand it. 653 00:51:51,818 --> 00:51:55,697 I just want to make it through with some dignity, like everybody else. 654 00:51:58,032 --> 00:52:01,953 Of course, if there was any real dignity, there wouldn't be any sex. 655 00:52:04,622 --> 00:52:06,750 I'm going to go now, all right? 656 00:52:17,427 --> 00:52:19,053 All right? 657 00:52:23,308 --> 00:52:25,142 But I'll be back. 658 00:52:36,946 --> 00:52:39,157 Hey, Renaldi! 659 00:52:39,741 --> 00:52:42,368 Renaldi! Renaldi! 660 00:52:42,619 --> 00:52:45,120 Let me out! Let me out! Let me out! 661 00:53:12,273 --> 00:53:13,900 Birdy? 662 00:53:18,321 --> 00:53:19,739 Birdy? 663 00:53:22,575 --> 00:53:25,036 Birdy? 664 00:53:32,001 --> 00:53:32,919 Aah! 665 00:53:36,756 --> 00:53:38,174 You okay, Al? 666 00:53:38,424 --> 00:53:41,761 You were moaning as if in pain. Is your face bothering you? 667 00:53:42,095 --> 00:53:45,305 - You won't tell anyone about this? - No, of course not. 668 00:53:52,355 --> 00:53:53,857 No, sir, not yet. 669 00:53:55,191 --> 00:53:56,985 Yeah, he's here right now. 670 00:53:58,069 --> 00:54:00,989 Okay. His file came in this morning. 671 00:54:01,489 --> 00:54:02,532 Okay. 672 00:54:04,033 --> 00:54:05,785 Would you come over here, please? 673 00:54:23,887 --> 00:54:28,516 Is your serial number 10107003 or 10107008? 674 00:54:30,977 --> 00:54:32,937 It's 003. Why? 675 00:54:33,396 --> 00:54:35,440 I want to get it right. 676 00:54:37,483 --> 00:54:41,404 It's C-O-L-U-M-B-A-T-O, Sergeant Alfonso? 677 00:54:44,282 --> 00:54:46,534 What is this? Am I being taken prisoner? 678 00:54:46,951 --> 00:54:49,329 The major wants some more information on you. 679 00:54:51,331 --> 00:54:52,498 What do you got, my file? 680 00:54:54,125 --> 00:54:56,377 Everything about you. 681 00:55:08,640 --> 00:55:10,642 There we go. 682 00:55:14,938 --> 00:55:18,024 Is there any history of insanity in your family? 683 00:55:18,608 --> 00:55:19,651 No. 684 00:55:19,817 --> 00:55:20,985 Why are you asking me? 685 00:55:21,194 --> 00:55:23,613 - Suicides? - What? 686 00:55:23,780 --> 00:55:24,822 Any suicides? 687 00:55:25,406 --> 00:55:26,449 Not yet. 688 00:55:32,121 --> 00:55:34,499 Finish that later. Bring me what you've got. 689 00:55:34,707 --> 00:55:36,042 Come on in. 690 00:55:48,221 --> 00:55:49,305 Excuse me, Major. 691 00:55:49,806 --> 00:55:51,557 Is something wrong with your secretary? 692 00:55:53,434 --> 00:55:54,978 Oh, you mean the spitting. 693 00:55:55,186 --> 00:55:58,523 Ever since combat, he's had a bad taste in his mouth. 694 00:55:58,773 --> 00:56:02,235 Don't worry. We're working on him. Have a seat. 695 00:56:06,280 --> 00:56:08,992 Why was he asking me all those questions? 696 00:56:09,492 --> 00:56:10,660 I'm not a patient here. 697 00:56:10,868 --> 00:56:13,204 I like to know who I'm dealing with. 698 00:56:14,455 --> 00:56:16,374 How do you think the Army's treated you? 699 00:56:17,125 --> 00:56:19,585 Not bad. Okay, I guess. 700 00:56:20,753 --> 00:56:23,131 It says you attacked a superior officer... 701 00:56:23,339 --> 00:56:25,299 just after you arrived in Saigon. 702 00:56:25,842 --> 00:56:27,427 We were in a bar. 703 00:56:28,594 --> 00:56:29,721 I just hit him. 704 00:56:29,929 --> 00:56:32,056 You knocked out four teeth and broke his nose. 705 00:56:32,265 --> 00:56:34,308 I hit him hard. He was dogging me. 706 00:56:34,600 --> 00:56:37,353 - You think you might have overreacted? - Maybe. 707 00:56:37,979 --> 00:56:39,772 Sir, we all make mistakes. 708 00:56:39,939 --> 00:56:43,901 But it's important to learn from our mistakes. Don't you think? 709 00:56:44,360 --> 00:56:47,488 Shouldn't we be talking about the patient here? 710 00:56:49,407 --> 00:56:52,285 Whose idea was it to steal that car? Yours or his? 711 00:56:52,493 --> 00:56:53,911 Steal a car? 712 00:56:54,120 --> 00:56:56,247 I believe it was in Atlantic City. 713 00:56:56,539 --> 00:56:57,707 Oh, that! 714 00:56:57,915 --> 00:56:59,542 That was a misunderstanding. 715 00:56:59,751 --> 00:57:02,294 My father had it registered in his name. 716 00:57:02,295 --> 00:57:04,463 We were having a good time, you know. 717 00:57:04,464 --> 00:57:06,507 Mm-hm. Is that how your father saw it? 718 00:57:07,300 --> 00:57:08,718 No, not exactly. 719 00:57:09,260 --> 00:57:10,386 What did he do? 720 00:57:11,637 --> 00:57:12,930 He took away my allowance. 721 00:57:13,139 --> 00:57:14,307 Listen, you wise guy. 722 00:57:14,515 --> 00:57:17,351 I've got better things to do than play games with you! 723 00:57:17,560 --> 00:57:19,353 I should probably send you back. 724 00:57:19,562 --> 00:57:21,064 You don't have to do that, sir. 725 00:57:21,606 --> 00:57:23,274 Maybe you haven't noticed... 726 00:57:23,483 --> 00:57:27,070 what happens to men like your friend, without special attention. 727 00:57:28,029 --> 00:57:30,907 - What do you mean? - They stay here for the rest of their lives. 728 00:57:31,115 --> 00:57:33,201 They rot. Sometimes they just die. 729 00:57:33,993 --> 00:57:37,872 I'm sure I can get through to him. I just need some more time. 730 00:57:40,333 --> 00:57:42,043 All right, sergeant. 731 00:57:42,835 --> 00:57:45,421 This is not an indefinite stay for you. 732 00:57:45,963 --> 00:57:47,006 You can go. 733 00:57:50,510 --> 00:57:52,303 One more thing. 734 00:57:53,346 --> 00:57:56,182 Did you or your friend resent your father... 735 00:57:56,349 --> 00:57:58,684 for that misunderstanding about the car? 736 00:57:59,602 --> 00:58:00,645 No, sir. 737 00:58:00,853 --> 00:58:03,189 We both really liked my father. 738 00:58:03,523 --> 00:58:05,691 He was a heck of a guy. 739 00:58:28,714 --> 00:58:31,551 - Not so bad, right? - No. 740 00:58:34,053 --> 00:58:37,306 Oh, shit! I should be done with him by now. 741 00:58:37,723 --> 00:58:39,767 Would you feed him while I go finish up? 742 00:58:39,976 --> 00:58:41,060 - Sure. - Thanks. 743 00:58:41,269 --> 00:58:42,353 Take this. 744 00:58:42,562 --> 00:58:43,896 I'll be right back. 745 00:58:48,568 --> 00:58:51,237 I saw that cockeyed look of yours. 746 00:58:51,445 --> 00:58:53,656 That look always means something. 747 00:58:53,865 --> 00:58:56,200 You think I was hitting on her, don't you? 748 00:58:56,409 --> 00:58:58,369 You think maybe she likes me? 749 00:59:00,580 --> 00:59:03,249 You really got to quit it with this crap. 750 00:59:03,791 --> 00:59:05,668 I got to get out of here. 751 00:59:05,877 --> 00:59:08,171 That shrink gives me the eye like I'm crazy. 752 00:59:08,379 --> 00:59:09,630 It's not a great feeling. 753 00:59:09,839 --> 00:59:12,175 Not that it ever seemed to bother you. 754 00:59:14,260 --> 00:59:16,137 Come on, Birdy, eat it. 755 00:59:17,180 --> 00:59:19,849 If you could see yourself squatting here... 756 00:59:20,016 --> 00:59:22,518 and me shoveling this crap down your throat... 757 00:59:22,727 --> 00:59:24,854 you'd probably laugh yourself to death. 758 00:59:27,231 --> 00:59:28,649 What? 759 00:59:31,027 --> 00:59:34,405 I won't have another talking-to-the-wall conversation. 760 00:59:34,614 --> 00:59:36,449 Decide if you're listening or not. 761 00:59:42,496 --> 00:59:44,123 We'll do it your way. 762 00:59:44,790 --> 00:59:47,877 We'll sit here and commune like goddamn birds. 763 01:01:06,747 --> 01:01:08,082 Hey, pretty. 764 01:01:12,795 --> 01:01:13,838 Come here. 765 01:01:14,380 --> 01:01:15,381 Queep, queep, queep. 766 01:01:18,551 --> 01:01:19,677 How do you do that? 767 01:01:21,929 --> 01:01:23,221 Queep, queep, queep. 768 01:01:26,017 --> 01:01:29,270 Your mother said enough for tonight. It's almost 3 o'clock. 769 01:01:30,396 --> 01:01:32,231 I'm working on my ornithop... 770 01:01:32,440 --> 01:01:35,026 Come on, enough's enough! We're supposed to be asleep! 771 01:01:35,234 --> 01:01:37,236 Tell him. You're his father. 772 01:01:37,403 --> 01:01:38,654 Come on, son. 773 01:01:38,863 --> 01:01:40,531 Leave the bird alone. 774 01:01:45,244 --> 01:01:47,371 Then the bird's feather. 775 01:01:47,580 --> 01:01:51,375 It has a hollow shaft, with feeders for blood circulation. 776 01:01:51,584 --> 01:01:54,295 On either side are branches, barbs... 777 01:01:54,795 --> 01:01:56,672 which branch into barbules... 778 01:01:56,839 --> 01:01:59,842 which have little barbicels with hooks on the end of them. 779 01:02:00,051 --> 01:02:03,095 It can all be pulled apart, like a zipper. 780 01:02:06,182 --> 01:02:07,475 And then rezipped. 781 01:02:07,641 --> 01:02:10,061 A bird runs its beak through its feather... 782 01:02:10,227 --> 01:02:12,813 rezipping feathers that have come apart. 783 01:02:12,980 --> 01:02:15,274 Flying is much more than flapping wings. 784 01:02:15,483 --> 01:02:17,943 A bird can flap its wings, and not move an inch. 785 01:02:18,152 --> 01:02:19,570 When it wants to fly... 786 01:02:19,779 --> 01:02:22,990 the slightest flicker sends it up to the sky. 787 01:02:24,367 --> 01:02:27,536 You must feel that air has substance, and can hold you up. 788 01:02:28,662 --> 01:02:31,248 It's mostly a matter of confidence. 789 01:02:47,014 --> 01:02:49,058 Fuck them. What do they know, anyway? 790 01:02:49,266 --> 01:02:52,395 Did you notice Doris Robinson giving you the eye? 791 01:02:52,603 --> 01:02:55,231 She must be hot for mad scientist types. 792 01:02:55,439 --> 01:02:57,900 - You ought to ask her out. - I don't think so. 793 01:02:58,109 --> 01:02:59,944 I can't afford to take her out. 794 01:03:00,152 --> 01:03:02,029 It doesn't cost anything. 795 01:03:02,196 --> 01:03:04,657 You think Cheryl's charging me for it? 796 01:03:04,865 --> 01:03:07,243 I'll go to the cafeteria. You want to come? 797 01:03:07,451 --> 01:03:10,162 I want to go down and talk to my dad. 798 01:03:22,091 --> 01:03:23,217 Dad? 799 01:03:26,512 --> 01:03:27,513 Dad! 800 01:03:27,721 --> 01:03:28,848 Yo! I'm in here. 801 01:03:30,516 --> 01:03:31,684 Come on in. 802 01:03:36,647 --> 01:03:38,482 You had lunch yet? 803 01:03:38,691 --> 01:03:40,860 - I'm not hungry. - You got to eat. 804 01:03:41,068 --> 01:03:43,154 Grab a sandwich and sit down. 805 01:03:44,196 --> 01:03:46,866 Dad, I want to ask you a question. 806 01:03:47,533 --> 01:03:48,701 Shoot. 807 01:03:49,118 --> 01:03:51,704 I want another canary. A male for mating. 808 01:03:51,871 --> 01:03:53,581 Maybe you can talk to Mom. 809 01:03:53,789 --> 01:03:56,333 I don't know. We don't want to antagonize her. 810 01:03:57,001 --> 01:04:00,171 I had a heck of a time getting her to let you build the aviary. 811 01:04:00,421 --> 01:04:02,047 She's worried... 812 01:04:02,214 --> 01:04:04,258 about what it's costing for the feed... 813 01:04:04,467 --> 01:04:05,843 the lumber and whatnot. 814 01:04:06,051 --> 01:04:07,761 The birdseed's cheap. 815 01:04:07,970 --> 01:04:11,140 - Al and I swipe the lumber. - I sure won't tell her that. 816 01:04:11,348 --> 01:04:13,601 She's convinced your friend is Al Capone. 817 01:04:13,809 --> 01:04:14,894 I know. 818 01:04:15,811 --> 01:04:18,272 Don't think your mom doesn't want what's best. 819 01:04:18,522 --> 01:04:21,150 She's concerned that you develop interests and friends... 820 01:04:21,358 --> 01:04:23,486 that'll help you fit in. 821 01:04:24,111 --> 01:04:25,154 Fit into what? 822 01:04:25,362 --> 01:04:27,364 Whatever. You know, life. 823 01:04:27,615 --> 01:04:30,158 She thinks I won't fit in with Al and a canary? 824 01:04:31,368 --> 01:04:33,621 It's not that. It's just, well... 825 01:04:33,787 --> 01:04:35,080 Take me. 826 01:04:35,289 --> 01:04:37,958 I've always had an interest in wicker. 827 01:04:38,167 --> 01:04:40,711 When I met your mom, I could make a better wicker chair... 828 01:04:40,920 --> 01:04:43,047 than any man in Philadelphia. 829 01:04:43,255 --> 01:04:45,799 I still could, if anybody wanted one. 830 01:04:45,966 --> 01:04:48,677 But nobody cares about wicker anymore. 831 01:04:48,886 --> 01:04:51,388 So I don't fit into the scheme of things. 832 01:04:51,597 --> 01:04:53,098 You see what I'm saying? 833 01:04:53,307 --> 01:04:56,143 Your mother just wants you to wind up better than me. 834 01:04:57,061 --> 01:04:58,854 Every parent wants that. 835 01:04:59,396 --> 01:05:04,193 I'm just saying you should be interested in something practical too. 836 01:05:06,445 --> 01:05:09,406 It's hard to be good at something nobody wants, huh? 837 01:05:12,993 --> 01:05:15,037 - You really want this, don't you? - Yeah. 838 01:05:19,750 --> 01:05:21,252 I'll talk with your mom. 839 01:05:34,098 --> 01:05:37,476 Don't worry, I won't let him out till you're sure of him. 840 01:05:42,189 --> 01:05:44,065 I think he's mostly bluff. 841 01:05:48,445 --> 01:05:50,781 - Hi. How you doing? - H i. 842 01:05:51,031 --> 01:05:53,075 You got another one! 843 01:05:54,660 --> 01:05:56,620 - His name's Alfonso. - What? 844 01:05:57,830 --> 01:05:59,582 He likes to fight and show off a lot. 845 01:05:59,790 --> 01:06:01,834 You named him after me. Thanks a lot. 846 01:06:02,042 --> 01:06:05,212 - It's not really his real name. - What's his real name? 847 01:06:06,046 --> 01:06:08,007 I don't know. I don't speak canary yet. 848 01:06:08,173 --> 01:06:09,800 Yet? 849 01:06:10,634 --> 01:06:11,926 Queep. 850 01:06:13,929 --> 01:06:14,929 Queep. 851 01:06:16,724 --> 01:06:18,475 - Queep. - Fuck! 852 01:06:20,519 --> 01:06:21,894 Queep. 853 01:06:21,895 --> 01:06:24,440 - This is getting weird. - Queep. 854 01:06:25,524 --> 01:06:27,192 Didn't I tell you to stop that? 855 01:06:27,568 --> 01:06:29,445 I told you, Mom. It's for gym. 856 01:06:29,653 --> 01:06:31,488 I don't know. It looks crazy. 857 01:06:32,031 --> 01:06:33,574 She's calling you crazy. 858 01:06:33,782 --> 01:06:38,454 Ask her what she's been doing with our baseballs all these years! 859 01:06:38,787 --> 01:06:42,082 I think she buries them. We just have to find out where. 860 01:06:42,499 --> 01:06:45,711 I think she burns them. We'll never find them. 861 01:06:45,878 --> 01:06:47,630 Yeah, probably. 862 01:06:52,343 --> 01:06:53,385 How long? 863 01:06:53,552 --> 01:06:54,553 Same. 864 01:06:54,720 --> 01:06:55,721 An hour. 865 01:06:55,888 --> 01:06:57,431 I'm up to 10 pounds. 866 01:06:57,640 --> 01:07:02,227 With that and all the weight you lost, you could really clean up in wrestling. 867 01:07:02,561 --> 01:07:05,981 Do you realize that's 40 pounds of flapping power? 868 01:07:07,149 --> 01:07:09,610 You won't fly any more than I could. 869 01:07:09,818 --> 01:07:13,072 You couldn't fly because you don't believe you could fly. 870 01:07:26,293 --> 01:07:27,878 It's a snake! 871 01:07:29,088 --> 01:07:30,631 Damn snake! 872 01:07:33,300 --> 01:07:35,094 Got its whole foot in its mouth. 873 01:07:42,601 --> 01:07:44,311 It must have been 2 feet long. 874 01:07:44,520 --> 01:07:47,856 - I think it was a rat snake. - I don't believe you. 875 01:07:49,566 --> 01:07:52,945 - It was that long! - Yeah, right. 876 01:07:53,404 --> 01:07:55,614 Are we getting started or what? 877 01:07:56,490 --> 01:07:59,159 Patience, Al. You just got to have patience. 878 01:07:59,868 --> 01:08:03,038 - This place is a garbage dump. - Four, five, six... 879 01:08:03,247 --> 01:08:06,166 - It smells. - Nine, ten, eleven... 880 01:08:06,375 --> 01:08:08,544 You sure this is going to work? 881 01:08:09,086 --> 01:08:10,254 Sixteen. 882 01:08:10,462 --> 01:08:13,424 Stop at the edge. I don't want you or my bike in the water. 883 01:08:13,632 --> 01:08:15,217 How about you? 884 01:08:15,634 --> 01:08:17,261 I've been practicing off my roof. 885 01:08:17,469 --> 01:08:19,763 I can fall 20 feet without hurting myself. 886 01:08:19,972 --> 01:08:22,808 That's got to be a 40-foot drop out there. 887 01:08:23,183 --> 01:08:25,853 It's all a matter of weight versus density. 888 01:08:26,061 --> 01:08:28,772 At my weight, traveling at 32 feet a second... 889 01:08:28,981 --> 01:08:32,401 my downward velocity won't increase after I fall 20 feet. 890 01:08:32,568 --> 01:08:34,069 What does that mean? 891 01:08:34,278 --> 01:08:37,781 The worst thing that can happen is I get the wind knocked out of me. 892 01:08:37,990 --> 01:08:40,451 It won't happen. I'm going to fly. 893 01:08:40,659 --> 01:08:41,744 How do I look? 894 01:08:41,910 --> 01:08:43,412 - Dumb. - Heh. 895 01:08:43,996 --> 01:08:45,788 - Okay. - Ready. 896 01:08:50,711 --> 01:08:52,421 Aah! 897 01:08:53,213 --> 01:08:54,256 Faster! 898 01:08:54,423 --> 01:08:55,966 Faster! 899 01:09:02,222 --> 01:09:03,599 Aah! 900 01:09:11,482 --> 01:09:12,649 Oh, shit! 901 01:09:16,945 --> 01:09:20,699 Birdy! Birdy! I'm coming! 902 01:09:20,866 --> 01:09:22,659 Just hold on! 903 01:09:26,079 --> 01:09:27,456 Fuck. 904 01:09:27,623 --> 01:09:29,208 Are you okay? 905 01:09:30,626 --> 01:09:31,710 Yeah. 906 01:09:31,877 --> 01:09:32,920 Are you? 907 01:09:33,086 --> 01:09:34,337 Sure. 908 01:09:35,298 --> 01:09:38,467 I don't know what happened. I was going really good and just... 909 01:09:39,051 --> 01:09:40,844 fell out of the sky. 910 01:09:41,804 --> 01:09:43,555 - Ah-choo! - Gesundheit. 911 01:09:52,523 --> 01:09:55,192 How come every time I tried to save your ass... 912 01:09:55,359 --> 01:09:57,361 I ended up getting sick? 913 01:10:00,739 --> 01:10:02,574 You thought that was funny, huh? 914 01:10:04,993 --> 01:10:07,788 Who are you supposed to be, the Mona Lisa or what? 915 01:10:09,414 --> 01:10:11,542 That is a smile, isn't it? 916 01:10:16,630 --> 01:10:18,465 "Dissociative behavior"? 917 01:10:18,674 --> 01:10:20,884 - A smile's a smile. - Not necessarily. 918 01:10:21,051 --> 01:10:25,222 It might be an involuntary manifestation of some unconnected emotion. 919 01:10:25,389 --> 01:10:27,516 To be significant, it must be reactionary. 920 01:10:27,724 --> 01:10:28,851 He was reacting. 921 01:10:29,059 --> 01:10:30,102 To what? 922 01:10:30,561 --> 01:10:32,688 - The joke. - What joke? 923 01:10:33,730 --> 01:10:36,066 I always got sick when he was hurt. 924 01:10:36,275 --> 01:10:37,860 Do you think he smiled at that? 925 01:10:38,068 --> 01:10:39,570 It's a private joke. 926 01:10:39,778 --> 01:10:41,697 Why don't you explain it to me? 927 01:10:42,573 --> 01:10:44,950 I don't know if I can. It's complicated. 928 01:10:46,536 --> 01:10:49,496 I wish this gave me hope, but there's no concrete progress. 929 01:10:49,705 --> 01:10:51,582 He's more responsive to drug therapy... 930 01:10:51,748 --> 01:10:52,833 Yeah, right! 931 01:10:53,000 --> 01:10:56,169 You pump him up so full of shit, he doesn't know who he is! 932 01:10:56,378 --> 01:10:58,046 Who do you think you are? 933 01:10:58,255 --> 01:11:00,924 I'm his doctor, and your superior officer! 934 01:11:01,133 --> 01:11:04,678 I am familiar with your anti-authoritarian tendencies! 935 01:11:04,887 --> 01:11:07,389 And I don't care to see them here! 936 01:11:09,349 --> 01:11:13,270 Why do you think it's difficult for you to control your violent impulses? 937 01:11:13,478 --> 01:11:14,521 It's not. 938 01:11:14,688 --> 01:11:17,274 Then why do they keep recurring? 939 01:11:18,692 --> 01:11:19,943 Look... 940 01:11:20,152 --> 01:11:21,194 I'm sorry. 941 01:11:21,361 --> 01:11:22,988 I'm frustrated. 942 01:11:23,196 --> 01:11:24,698 I just want to help my friend. 943 01:11:24,865 --> 01:11:26,408 I don't think you can anymore. 944 01:11:26,617 --> 01:11:27,993 I can. I know it. 945 01:11:28,201 --> 01:11:30,412 Sorry, I don't see any point to this. 946 01:11:30,913 --> 01:11:32,998 It's time you return to Fort Dix. 947 01:11:33,206 --> 01:11:35,959 It's time for your bandages to come off. 948 01:11:36,209 --> 01:11:37,377 Excuse me. 949 01:11:38,170 --> 01:11:41,381 Ronsky, see Sergeant Columbato out, would you? 950 01:11:46,637 --> 01:11:48,430 Sir... 951 01:11:49,890 --> 01:11:53,560 You wanted me to remember something about his past that might help. 952 01:11:53,769 --> 01:11:55,562 Well, there is one thing. 953 01:11:55,771 --> 01:11:57,773 It sounds a little crazy, but... 954 01:11:57,981 --> 01:12:01,276 He lived just over the field fence of our baseball park. 955 01:12:01,485 --> 01:12:04,529 When anyone hit a homer, his mother hid the balls. 956 01:12:04,738 --> 01:12:06,698 She wouldn't give them up. It's weird. 957 01:12:06,907 --> 01:12:08,909 It's almost like he felt guilty about it. 958 01:12:09,076 --> 01:12:13,288 He was always apologizing to somebody, swearing he'd get their balls back. 959 01:12:13,497 --> 01:12:16,458 It was an obsession. He spent hours looking for them. 960 01:12:16,667 --> 01:12:18,710 We figured maybe she buried them. 961 01:12:18,919 --> 01:12:21,505 He never found them. I was wondering... 962 01:12:21,713 --> 01:12:24,591 if she sends them here, that might do something. 963 01:12:24,800 --> 01:12:26,551 How long ago was this? 964 01:12:26,760 --> 01:12:28,553 All through high school, sir. 965 01:12:28,762 --> 01:12:31,765 There must be a lot of baseballs in that collection. 966 01:12:32,391 --> 01:12:35,852 I'll extend your visit till I find out about these baseballs. 967 01:12:36,061 --> 01:12:38,438 - I hope this works. - Me too. 968 01:13:05,465 --> 01:13:07,134 - How's it going? - How you doing? 969 01:13:07,300 --> 01:13:10,178 - Just shooting some hoops. - Fucking A! 970 01:13:49,384 --> 01:13:52,763 Funny, any other war, we would've been heroes. 971 01:13:55,682 --> 01:13:56,933 Oh, man! 972 01:13:58,060 --> 01:14:02,814 We didn't know what we were getting into with this John Wayne shit. 973 01:14:09,821 --> 01:14:11,615 Boy, were we dumb! 974 01:14:16,495 --> 01:14:18,371 We were always dumb. 975 01:14:19,122 --> 01:14:22,417 Before the government, it was some asshole on a street corner. 976 01:14:27,547 --> 01:14:29,800 Remember with Sagessa and the dogs? 977 01:14:43,105 --> 01:14:45,357 Somebody buys a cute puppy for Christmas. 978 01:14:46,066 --> 01:14:50,028 Once they find out how much it eats and shits, they dump it cross-town. 979 01:14:50,195 --> 01:14:53,865 Soon you got packs of wild dogs, big, hungry and not so cute. 980 01:14:54,032 --> 01:14:57,202 - People want to shoot them. - How do you find homes for the dogs? 981 01:14:57,369 --> 01:14:59,871 If I tell you that, you don't need me. 982 01:15:00,038 --> 01:15:03,875 You forget my dollar-a-dog proposition. You go into business for yourself. 983 01:15:04,084 --> 01:15:05,627 This ain't like you, Sagessa. 984 01:15:05,794 --> 01:15:08,004 Since when were you out to make the world better? 985 01:15:08,213 --> 01:15:10,549 You never heard of enlightened self-interest? 986 01:15:10,757 --> 01:15:12,259 The way I got it figured... 987 01:15:12,467 --> 01:15:16,054 we're doing a good deed, and making a buck besides. 988 01:15:19,015 --> 01:15:20,225 There's one! 989 01:15:31,695 --> 01:15:33,738 These dogs can really bite. 990 01:15:35,282 --> 01:15:37,284 There she is! Watch this. 991 01:15:39,161 --> 01:15:40,996 Go slow. 992 01:15:45,458 --> 01:15:47,002 Okay, watch me now. 993 01:15:47,586 --> 01:15:49,671 Slow and dangerous. 994 01:15:50,755 --> 01:15:53,049 You got to let them know who you are. 995 01:16:01,266 --> 01:16:02,601 Okay now. 996 01:16:02,767 --> 01:16:03,935 Watch me. 997 01:16:08,274 --> 01:16:09,316 Shit! 998 01:16:09,649 --> 01:16:10,775 Dollar a dog. 999 01:16:13,111 --> 01:16:14,696 All right, we got them now. 1000 01:16:14,905 --> 01:16:17,365 I'll take this mean one. He's the leader. 1001 01:16:25,373 --> 01:16:27,167 Damn it! 1002 01:16:47,145 --> 01:16:48,229 Shit! 1003 01:16:56,321 --> 01:16:57,697 Lift him up! 1004 01:17:02,577 --> 01:17:03,662 Grab that one. 1005 01:17:21,680 --> 01:17:22,681 Where we going? 1006 01:17:22,889 --> 01:17:26,142 That's my department. Do you want to get out of here or what? 1007 01:17:26,351 --> 01:17:28,103 I just thought this was some... 1008 01:17:28,270 --> 01:17:30,397 You sons of bitches! You got my dog! 1009 01:17:30,897 --> 01:17:33,275 My dog is in the goddamn truck! 1010 01:17:34,484 --> 01:17:35,693 He's crazy! 1011 01:17:41,866 --> 01:17:42,909 You got my dog! 1012 01:17:50,208 --> 01:17:51,251 What's your problem? 1013 01:17:51,459 --> 01:17:54,629 You got my dog in the back of your truck, you little shit! 1014 01:17:54,838 --> 01:17:58,049 If it's his dog, you should stop and give it to him. 1015 01:17:58,258 --> 01:18:00,343 - Bullshit, we're almost there. - Where? 1016 01:18:30,332 --> 01:18:32,125 Jesus! 1017 01:18:32,500 --> 01:18:34,501 What is this place? 1018 01:18:37,213 --> 01:18:39,632 I've never seen so many flies. 1019 01:18:43,553 --> 01:18:44,804 What's going on here? 1020 01:18:44,971 --> 01:18:47,932 They're electrocuting them, morons! Where's my dog? 1021 01:18:48,600 --> 01:18:50,685 Are they electrocuting these dogs? 1022 01:18:50,894 --> 01:18:53,605 It's humane, ain't it? What do you want them to do? 1023 01:18:53,813 --> 01:18:54,939 Hit them over the head? 1024 01:18:56,191 --> 01:18:57,941 Get off my truck! 1025 01:18:57,942 --> 01:19:00,319 - Your goddamn dog ain't here! - Aah! 1026 01:19:01,821 --> 01:19:04,532 - What the fuck is going on here?! - Get the dogs out! 1027 01:19:04,699 --> 01:19:06,743 They're killing them to make dog food! 1028 01:19:06,951 --> 01:19:09,244 Dogs got to eat too. 1029 01:19:09,245 --> 01:19:10,412 Chico, come here! 1030 01:19:10,413 --> 01:19:11,706 Run, Birdy! 1031 01:19:42,070 --> 01:19:43,113 What is it? 1032 01:19:47,450 --> 01:19:49,077 The cat. 1033 01:19:55,834 --> 01:19:56,835 What is it? 1034 01:20:01,297 --> 01:20:05,093 I'm starting to worry I'll never fly the way I've been going. 1035 01:20:09,222 --> 01:20:11,808 As scary as a bird's life must be... 1036 01:20:12,016 --> 01:20:14,227 at least they have that. 1037 01:20:14,436 --> 01:20:17,188 They can always fly away. 1038 01:20:46,301 --> 01:20:49,053 Do you know them damn birds attract mice? 1039 01:20:52,682 --> 01:20:55,602 Mrs. Angelucci says them feathers can give you asthma. 1040 01:21:17,457 --> 01:21:19,459 Get out of here! Get! 1041 01:22:16,432 --> 01:22:19,394 Time's running out. I'm not giving up on you. 1042 01:22:21,729 --> 01:22:25,108 I'm going to get you to talk, even if I have to punch you out. 1043 01:22:25,483 --> 01:22:28,111 I'm not kidding around. I can't hold Weiss off. 1044 01:22:28,319 --> 01:22:30,947 I almost told him about the flying yesterday. 1045 01:22:31,155 --> 01:22:33,366 Goddamn it! Why can't you listen to me?! 1046 01:22:33,575 --> 01:22:34,951 You want to fly? 1047 01:22:35,159 --> 01:22:38,121 He'll send you air freight to a cage in a nut house! 1048 01:22:38,288 --> 01:22:39,956 He'll probably send me too! 1049 01:22:40,123 --> 01:22:42,584 We'll have perches, cups, the whole fucking deal! 1050 01:22:42,792 --> 01:22:44,711 Maybe your mom can dig up your pigeon suit! 1051 01:22:44,919 --> 01:22:47,171 Weiss can sell you to a sideshow! 1052 01:22:47,380 --> 01:22:50,508 You can double bill with Zimmy the Fish! 1053 01:22:52,051 --> 01:22:53,678 All right, Birdy. 1054 01:22:53,886 --> 01:22:56,306 It's time to start flapping your wings and peeping. 1055 01:22:56,472 --> 01:22:58,308 I don't believe it, you know. 1056 01:22:58,474 --> 01:23:01,894 If you want to spend your life as a bird, at least be consistent. 1057 01:23:02,103 --> 01:23:04,606 Look at you. You don't hop like a bird. 1058 01:23:04,814 --> 01:23:06,733 You don't really sit like one. 1059 01:23:06,941 --> 01:23:09,861 And you sure as hell can't fly like one. 1060 01:23:10,028 --> 01:23:13,823 If you don't like what I'm saying, why don't you tell me to shut up? 1061 01:23:14,032 --> 01:23:16,284 You always were hard to hurt, Birdy. 1062 01:23:17,619 --> 01:23:18,953 Real losers never hurt. 1063 01:23:22,624 --> 01:23:24,959 Here you go! Here comes Hannah to feed you. 1064 01:23:25,168 --> 01:23:27,170 You like that, don't you? 1065 01:23:27,795 --> 01:23:30,214 - What are you doing? - I'm going to watch you. 1066 01:23:30,381 --> 01:23:33,468 It's fun, watching him be fed. He's cute when he's fed. 1067 01:23:33,676 --> 01:23:34,969 Stop taunting him. 1068 01:23:35,178 --> 01:23:36,387 He's reacting to me! 1069 01:23:36,554 --> 01:23:38,890 He's giving me that look. You're pissed! 1070 01:23:39,057 --> 01:23:40,433 Stop it! It isn't working. 1071 01:23:40,642 --> 01:23:42,560 - How do you know? - It's obvious. 1072 01:23:42,727 --> 01:23:44,687 You fucked it up! Why did you come in? 1073 01:23:45,063 --> 01:23:46,814 I work here. He's part of my job. 1074 01:23:47,023 --> 01:23:50,026 Yeah? Well, he's part of my goddamn life! 1075 01:23:54,989 --> 01:23:56,407 Come on. Look up. 1076 01:23:56,741 --> 01:23:59,160 Look up. Open your eyes. 1077 01:24:40,201 --> 01:24:41,201 Al. 1078 01:24:43,955 --> 01:24:45,540 Can I talk to you? 1079 01:24:50,461 --> 01:24:51,921 Hey. 1080 01:24:52,505 --> 01:24:53,715 Back there... 1081 01:24:55,133 --> 01:24:57,468 I didn't mean to make you feel worse. 1082 01:25:00,596 --> 01:25:02,724 I know he means a lot to you. 1083 01:25:05,268 --> 01:25:06,477 Al... 1084 01:25:07,979 --> 01:25:09,605 It's all right. 1085 01:25:33,379 --> 01:25:34,422 What? 1086 01:25:34,589 --> 01:25:35,923 I'm sorry. 1087 01:25:36,632 --> 01:25:39,177 - I didn't mean to do that to you. - Don't be. 1088 01:25:39,385 --> 01:25:42,138 I haven't touched a woman in a long time. 1089 01:25:42,346 --> 01:25:44,515 Al, it's all right. 1090 01:25:44,724 --> 01:25:45,767 Really. 1091 01:25:47,351 --> 01:25:48,770 I got to go. 1092 01:26:34,857 --> 01:26:36,191 Come here. 1093 01:26:37,485 --> 01:26:38,903 What do you want? 1094 01:26:41,322 --> 01:26:42,990 You want to go outside? 1095 01:26:46,911 --> 01:26:49,330 Want to go outside and play with the other birds? 1096 01:26:55,086 --> 01:26:56,712 You going to give me a kiss? 1097 01:27:00,550 --> 01:27:02,134 In a dream... 1098 01:27:02,343 --> 01:27:05,179 I'm trying to decide what I am. 1099 01:27:05,805 --> 01:27:08,766 When I sleep, I'm giving myself strength. 1100 01:27:08,975 --> 01:27:11,811 I'm reaching for the force to fly. 1101 01:27:13,604 --> 01:27:15,314 Perta waits... 1102 01:27:15,565 --> 01:27:18,025 cups herself to receive me. 1103 01:27:18,359 --> 01:27:19,402 I hover... 1104 01:27:19,610 --> 01:27:22,196 then lower myself into her. 1105 01:27:22,572 --> 01:27:25,324 Perta and I become one. 1106 01:27:25,783 --> 01:27:28,286 I see through her eyes. 1107 01:27:28,494 --> 01:27:30,371 Fly on her wings. 1108 01:27:32,081 --> 01:27:34,292 I am no longer alone. 1109 01:28:17,001 --> 01:28:18,085 It occurs to me... 1110 01:28:18,753 --> 01:28:21,923 that all I did was put two birds in the aviary. 1111 01:28:22,131 --> 01:28:26,677 Food and water and nothing else, and now there are four of them. 1112 01:28:27,011 --> 01:28:29,347 I know this is perfectly natural. 1113 01:28:29,513 --> 01:28:31,724 It's one of the things life is about. 1114 01:28:32,516 --> 01:28:34,852 But to see it happen in my bedroom... 1115 01:28:35,061 --> 01:28:36,896 under my own eyes... 1116 01:28:37,104 --> 01:28:38,731 is magic. 1117 01:28:41,400 --> 01:28:44,403 All I want to do now is watch the birds. 1118 01:28:46,322 --> 01:28:50,826 I don't care about the things that happen in the outside world. 1119 01:28:51,285 --> 01:28:54,413 I feel turned upside down. 1120 01:29:10,304 --> 01:29:14,225 Somehow the babies seem to know their place is in the air. 1121 01:29:14,517 --> 01:29:16,268 It must be the knowing... 1122 01:29:16,477 --> 01:29:18,729 not the flapping of wings. 1123 01:29:43,671 --> 01:29:45,172 Are you sleeping or what? 1124 01:29:45,339 --> 01:29:48,342 Doris is on the phone. She wants to talk about the prom. 1125 01:29:49,927 --> 01:29:52,346 Don't give me that look. I swear to you... 1126 01:29:52,555 --> 01:29:54,932 if you don't go to the prom like other kids... 1127 01:29:55,141 --> 01:29:57,226 I'm getting rid of these birds! 1128 01:31:23,729 --> 01:31:25,481 - Hi, Dad. - Hello, son. 1129 01:31:25,689 --> 01:31:27,942 Kind of a mess in here, with these boys drinking. 1130 01:31:28,150 --> 01:31:29,985 Can't hold their liquor. 1131 01:31:32,613 --> 01:31:34,031 I was looking for you. 1132 01:31:34,240 --> 01:31:36,659 I didn't want to embarrass you with your date. 1133 01:31:37,451 --> 01:31:39,203 You wouldn't embarrass me. 1134 01:31:39,703 --> 01:31:43,707 I wanted to give you this, so you could go some place afterwards. 1135 01:31:43,916 --> 01:31:46,794 Your girl there, is real pretty. Heh, heh. 1136 01:31:48,462 --> 01:31:50,297 She's not really my girl. 1137 01:31:51,257 --> 01:31:52,925 Thanks. 1138 01:32:15,447 --> 01:32:18,159 Well, here we are. 1139 01:32:19,326 --> 01:32:22,204 I'd like to keep it as a souvenir. 1140 01:32:27,334 --> 01:32:30,171 I know you didn't want to take me. 1141 01:32:31,630 --> 01:32:33,424 You've been very nice about it... 1142 01:32:33,632 --> 01:32:36,385 and now you can have what you want. 1143 01:32:45,186 --> 01:32:46,687 I'm sorry. 1144 01:32:48,856 --> 01:32:50,024 What? 1145 01:32:51,108 --> 01:32:52,860 I'm not very good at this. 1146 01:32:53,027 --> 01:32:54,445 It's okay. 1147 01:32:54,653 --> 01:32:56,238 It doesn't matter. 1148 01:32:59,074 --> 01:33:00,784 How do they do it? 1149 01:33:02,536 --> 01:33:04,496 I don't know. 1150 01:33:07,458 --> 01:33:09,043 We should go. 1151 01:33:14,465 --> 01:33:17,051 Will I see you again? 1152 01:33:18,510 --> 01:33:20,429 I'll see you in school on Monday. 1153 01:35:37,566 --> 01:35:41,153 The dream is as real to me now as my waking life. 1154 01:35:42,404 --> 01:35:43,989 I don't know where one begins... 1155 01:35:44,156 --> 01:35:46,033 and the other ends. 1156 01:35:46,992 --> 01:35:48,786 I wish I could tell Al. 1157 01:35:49,411 --> 01:35:51,330 But I'm afraid to. 1158 01:35:52,998 --> 01:35:54,583 In my dreams... 1159 01:35:54,792 --> 01:35:57,169 nothing holds me down. 1160 01:35:57,336 --> 01:35:59,880 Everything is out and away. 1161 01:36:02,257 --> 01:36:05,928 There's nothing in my life to keep me here anymore. 1162 01:36:06,512 --> 01:36:10,848 I wish I could die, and be born again as a bird. 1163 01:38:42,751 --> 01:38:44,044 Here you go. 1164 01:38:54,012 --> 01:38:56,098 Come on, go ahead. 1165 01:38:57,182 --> 01:38:59,351 I'm sorry about before. 1166 01:39:00,227 --> 01:39:01,436 Birdy? 1167 01:39:02,354 --> 01:39:04,022 You got to eat. 1168 01:39:06,024 --> 01:39:07,401 Okay. 1169 01:39:08,026 --> 01:39:10,362 I'll just leave it here for you. 1170 01:39:21,623 --> 01:39:23,667 You got to come back, Birdy. 1171 01:40:07,461 --> 01:40:08,795 Help! Help! 1172 01:40:09,755 --> 01:40:11,423 Medics! Smitty's been hit. 1173 01:40:11,590 --> 01:40:13,216 He's been hit! 1174 01:40:54,466 --> 01:40:55,592 Jesus, Birdy! 1175 01:40:55,801 --> 01:40:57,594 I'm losing it. 1176 01:41:47,519 --> 01:41:49,855 ♪ Here comes Santa Claus Here comes Santa Claus ♪ 1177 01:41:50,021 --> 01:41:52,106 ♪ Right down Santa Claus Lane ♪♪ 1178 01:41:52,107 --> 01:41:53,400 How you doing, Al? 1179 01:41:53,942 --> 01:41:55,318 - What's this? - I don't know. 1180 01:41:55,527 --> 01:41:57,863 - His mother sent it to you. - You're kidding! 1181 01:41:58,029 --> 01:41:59,531 No, it couldn't be! 1182 01:41:59,740 --> 01:42:00,866 I don't believe this! 1183 01:42:01,032 --> 01:42:03,493 Okay, I got you now. 1184 01:42:03,827 --> 01:42:05,829 Just wait till you see this. 1185 01:42:06,037 --> 01:42:09,458 Direct from their endless engagement in South Philadelphia. 1186 01:42:09,666 --> 01:42:13,753 You thought you'd never see them, but here they are! Ta-da! 1187 01:42:13,754 --> 01:42:15,588 It's the baseballs! 1188 01:42:15,589 --> 01:42:18,008 Your mom sent them. Can you believe it? 1189 01:42:18,633 --> 01:42:20,385 Come on! This is it! 1190 01:42:20,552 --> 01:42:22,387 This is your last chance! 1191 01:42:22,596 --> 01:42:25,265 You got to give me some kind of reaction! 1192 01:42:26,808 --> 01:42:28,059 Come on! 1193 01:42:28,226 --> 01:42:30,020 I need you! 1194 01:42:33,023 --> 01:42:36,943 If Weiss gets a look inside my head, he's going to lock me up too. 1195 01:42:39,446 --> 01:42:41,239 I'm scared, Birdy. 1196 01:42:41,406 --> 01:42:43,575 I'm more scared now than I was in the war... 1197 01:42:43,742 --> 01:42:46,286 and I was more scared there than anybody I knew. 1198 01:42:52,834 --> 01:42:54,961 Talk to me again. 1199 01:42:59,174 --> 01:43:01,009 Hey, Birdy, where are you? 1200 01:43:02,135 --> 01:43:03,386 Oh, no! 1201 01:43:04,596 --> 01:43:06,848 Well, now! 1202 01:43:08,058 --> 01:43:10,060 What happened to you? 1203 01:43:10,227 --> 01:43:14,773 You get so hot with Doris, you forgot to put your clothes on? Huh? 1204 01:43:15,065 --> 01:43:18,610 If your old lady saw you like this, she'd have a stroke. 1205 01:43:19,903 --> 01:43:21,738 Okay, lover-boy! 1206 01:43:21,947 --> 01:43:25,367 Tell me about Doris, with plenty of details. 1207 01:43:25,575 --> 01:43:26,618 There's nothing to tell. 1208 01:43:26,785 --> 01:43:28,703 Don't give me this gentleman of honor crap. 1209 01:43:28,912 --> 01:43:31,748 I want to hear about last night. 1210 01:43:32,165 --> 01:43:34,042 I'm not sure I can explain it to you. 1211 01:43:34,209 --> 01:43:36,294 I knew it! I knew she'd do it. 1212 01:43:36,503 --> 01:43:37,546 Tell me what happened. 1213 01:43:38,296 --> 01:43:40,465 Not with her. With me. 1214 01:43:40,966 --> 01:43:42,300 Last night I flew. 1215 01:43:42,509 --> 01:43:44,219 I know what it feels like to fly. 1216 01:43:44,386 --> 01:43:46,388 Oh, you flew? How you flew? 1217 01:43:47,472 --> 01:43:49,099 I'm not sure. 1218 01:43:49,766 --> 01:43:52,352 It's not something you can really take apart. 1219 01:43:54,771 --> 01:43:56,898 When I fly, it's like in a dream. 1220 01:43:57,607 --> 01:43:59,359 Only it's not a dream. 1221 01:44:00,861 --> 01:44:04,489 You can't put it into words. You kind of have to feel it. 1222 01:44:05,740 --> 01:44:07,325 You can fly like a bird? 1223 01:44:08,910 --> 01:44:10,203 When I fly... 1224 01:44:11,204 --> 01:44:12,497 I am a bird. 1225 01:44:14,708 --> 01:44:17,294 This is getting too weird. You got to stop it. 1226 01:44:18,503 --> 01:44:20,547 I thought you would understand. 1227 01:44:20,755 --> 01:44:22,424 Well, I don't. 1228 01:44:22,757 --> 01:44:24,968 - I don't want to hear about it. - Why? 1229 01:44:25,135 --> 01:44:27,304 Because I'm tired of it! 1230 01:44:28,722 --> 01:44:30,640 We used to have fun together. 1231 01:44:30,849 --> 01:44:32,642 Now you're always off by yourself... 1232 01:44:32,809 --> 01:44:35,478 flying around inside your goddamn head! 1233 01:44:36,771 --> 01:44:40,483 I hope this dream, or whatever it is, goes away. 1234 01:44:41,151 --> 01:44:43,236 I think it's bullshit. 1235 01:44:55,457 --> 01:44:57,500 I shouldn't have said that. 1236 01:44:58,627 --> 01:45:01,171 I shouldn't have left you then. 1237 01:45:10,305 --> 01:45:12,807 It's working. He just needs a little more time. 1238 01:45:14,392 --> 01:45:15,894 I'm not blind. 1239 01:45:16,394 --> 01:45:18,229 I'm sorry the baseballs didn't work. 1240 01:45:18,396 --> 01:45:20,440 There's no sense in going on with this. 1241 01:45:20,649 --> 01:45:22,484 His condition is deteriorating. 1242 01:45:22,692 --> 01:45:24,736 He hardly moves anymore. He's stopped eating. 1243 01:45:24,945 --> 01:45:26,821 We'll have to put him on an IV. 1244 01:45:27,030 --> 01:45:29,950 - I could stay and... - You should be back at Fort Dix. 1245 01:45:30,158 --> 01:45:32,577 There's nothing to keep you here any longer. 1246 01:45:32,911 --> 01:45:34,412 I just want to say goodbye. 1247 01:45:35,205 --> 01:45:36,414 Go ahead. 1248 01:45:36,831 --> 01:45:37,916 Alone. 1249 01:45:39,084 --> 01:45:41,461 I'll see you in my office afterwards. 1250 01:46:03,274 --> 01:46:04,442 Come back! 1251 01:46:09,531 --> 01:46:11,157 Perta! 1252 01:46:11,366 --> 01:46:13,868 Perta! Come back! 1253 01:46:24,963 --> 01:46:29,175 No! Stop! No! No! 1254 01:50:14,192 --> 01:50:15,485 Don't worry. 1255 01:50:16,861 --> 01:50:19,030 I'm not leaving you again. 1256 01:50:43,972 --> 01:50:45,723 You all right? 1257 01:50:46,641 --> 01:50:49,060 Doctor Weiss asked me to come and get you. 1258 01:50:49,978 --> 01:50:51,729 I'm not leaving him. 1259 01:50:52,897 --> 01:50:55,525 - They're not going to let you stay. - Why not? 1260 01:50:56,192 --> 01:50:57,986 Don't you have to go back to the hospital? 1261 01:50:58,194 --> 01:50:59,904 I'm not going back. 1262 01:51:07,203 --> 01:51:09,038 Come outside and we can talk. 1263 01:51:09,205 --> 01:51:10,915 I don't want to talk. 1264 01:51:11,124 --> 01:51:13,251 That's all I've done since I've been here. 1265 01:51:13,459 --> 01:51:18,172 Besides, nobody listens to anybody anyway, even if they aren't crazy. 1266 01:51:18,381 --> 01:51:21,217 You go tell Weiss I'm staying with my friend. 1267 01:51:22,093 --> 01:51:24,220 Tell him! 1268 01:51:28,433 --> 01:51:31,352 Don't worry, they can't make me leave you. 1269 01:51:33,855 --> 01:51:35,773 I can't go out there. 1270 01:51:36,858 --> 01:51:38,693 I couldn't make it. 1271 01:51:41,070 --> 01:51:43,281 They got the best of us, Birdy. 1272 01:51:45,241 --> 01:51:47,577 We're both totally screwed up. 1273 01:51:49,746 --> 01:51:53,416 We haven't had anything to do with making our own lives. 1274 01:51:53,624 --> 01:51:54,834 Fuck! 1275 01:51:59,672 --> 01:52:01,674 I was always so damned sure... 1276 01:52:01,883 --> 01:52:03,843 about being myself... 1277 01:52:04,344 --> 01:52:08,139 and how nobody was going to make me do anything I didn't want. 1278 01:52:08,931 --> 01:52:10,808 And now, here I am. 1279 01:52:11,809 --> 01:52:15,772 They finish you off with a discharge, or put you on a casualty list. 1280 01:52:17,148 --> 01:52:20,234 It doesn't matter how special you are, or were. 1281 01:52:21,611 --> 01:52:24,781 I feel like one of those dogs nobody wanted, remember? 1282 01:52:28,284 --> 01:52:31,412 You know, when that shell went off in my face... 1283 01:52:33,956 --> 01:52:36,292 I could smell burning flesh. 1284 01:52:37,335 --> 01:52:39,128 And it was crazy... 1285 01:52:40,671 --> 01:52:42,673 because the smell was so sweet... 1286 01:52:42,882 --> 01:52:44,592 so familiar. 1287 01:52:47,261 --> 01:52:50,848 Then I realized that it was my own skin that was frying. 1288 01:52:54,143 --> 01:52:57,021 And I couldn't even touch the pain. 1289 01:53:00,066 --> 01:53:03,194 I don't even know what I look like anymore. 1290 01:53:03,986 --> 01:53:06,447 I don't know if it's me under these bandages... 1291 01:53:06,656 --> 01:53:09,492 or what some Army meat-cutter thinks is me. 1292 01:53:10,535 --> 01:53:15,248 Jesus Christ, I don't want a patched-up, instant pity excuse for a face. 1293 01:53:17,417 --> 01:53:20,420 I just want it to be Al under here. 1294 01:53:20,795 --> 01:53:23,840 Not some sewn-together freak mask. 1295 01:53:25,675 --> 01:53:26,676 Shit! 1296 01:53:27,844 --> 01:53:31,139 What's so great about their fucking world anyway? 1297 01:53:32,223 --> 01:53:34,976 We'll just stay here, and keep the hell out of it. 1298 01:53:36,519 --> 01:53:39,313 I don't have to go get these bandages off. 1299 01:53:41,774 --> 01:53:44,026 I figured out what you're doing. 1300 01:53:45,027 --> 01:53:46,362 You're right. 1301 01:53:48,197 --> 01:53:51,200 We should just hide out, and not talk with anybody. 1302 01:53:53,327 --> 01:53:55,204 And every so often... 1303 01:53:55,955 --> 01:53:57,582 go crazy... 1304 01:53:58,124 --> 01:54:00,209 and run up the wall... 1305 01:54:00,460 --> 01:54:01,794 and spit! 1306 01:54:02,211 --> 01:54:05,756 And throw shit at them, like the loony across the hall! 1307 01:54:06,507 --> 01:54:08,551 That's what we can do. 1308 01:54:09,010 --> 01:54:11,053 That's what we can do. 1309 01:54:14,640 --> 01:54:17,185 Sometimes you're so full of shit. 1310 01:54:18,686 --> 01:54:20,354 Was that you? 1311 01:54:22,315 --> 01:54:23,816 It was! 1312 01:54:23,983 --> 01:54:25,109 You talked! 1313 01:54:25,318 --> 01:54:27,320 It's really you! 1314 01:54:27,987 --> 01:54:29,989 I can't believe it. Say something else. 1315 01:54:33,618 --> 01:54:36,496 I can't believe it. It's really you! 1316 01:54:37,163 --> 01:54:39,457 How come you decided to talk? 1317 01:54:39,665 --> 01:54:41,083 I didn't decide. 1318 01:54:41,292 --> 01:54:43,127 It just happened. I don't know. 1319 01:54:43,336 --> 01:54:44,962 You needed me, didn't you? 1320 01:54:45,171 --> 01:54:46,923 They think we're both crazy. 1321 01:54:47,131 --> 01:54:50,635 - What's going on? - He talked! Come on, say something. 1322 01:54:51,219 --> 01:54:52,219 Birdy? 1323 01:54:52,220 --> 01:54:53,346 Goddamn it, talk! 1324 01:54:53,513 --> 01:54:55,515 - He talked before. - This won't work. 1325 01:54:55,681 --> 01:54:57,350 I'm telling the truth, he did! 1326 01:54:57,517 --> 01:54:58,601 What are you doing? 1327 01:54:59,352 --> 01:55:01,687 Don't you know they'll keep you forever?! 1328 01:55:01,854 --> 01:55:03,689 Goddamn it, talk! 1329 01:55:03,856 --> 01:55:06,317 Jesus, Mary and Joseph! Birdy, talk! 1330 01:55:06,526 --> 01:55:08,861 - Come on, let's go. - No! Goddamn it! 1331 01:55:09,070 --> 01:55:11,030 I'm staying here with him! 1332 01:55:12,156 --> 01:55:14,951 This isn't a game anymore. Why wouldn't you talk? 1333 01:55:15,618 --> 01:55:17,370 I didn't have anything to say to him. 1334 01:55:17,578 --> 01:55:19,622 What are you, crazy? 1335 01:55:20,790 --> 01:55:22,833 We have to get out of here. 1336 01:55:33,970 --> 01:55:35,137 Come on! 1337 01:56:27,565 --> 01:56:29,191 Birdy, don't! 1338 01:56:30,067 --> 01:56:31,319 No! 1339 01:56:32,320 --> 01:56:33,404 Birdy! 1340 01:56:34,864 --> 01:56:36,449 Birdy! 1341 01:56:43,039 --> 01:56:44,081 What? 96588