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Andrew!
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Honey?
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Andrew. That was beautiful.
Thanks, Mom.
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Wash your hands.
Dinner'll be ready in 15 minutes.
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I gotta finish my science project, Mom.
What's your project, son?
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To build a small but powerful
TV antenna...
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so I can pick up signals from real far away,
you know, like Sacramento, Oakland.
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Science is important,
but dinner's important too.
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Fifteen minutes.
Dinner.
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This has been a close game from the start,
as both teams need a victory tonight.
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These home fans really
show a lot of spirit.
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Idaho brings the ball down the court.
They drive toward the basket.
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They shoot-
No, it's off the rim! It's out!
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It's still Idaho leading, 38-32.
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Holy cow! I got Idaho!
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These fans are going wild!
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Aloha, aloha, aloha! It's Kiahuna Pete!
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Yes, folks, if you can find a better deal
than right here at Kiahuna Pete's,
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Hawaii?
I will personally eat a pineapple-
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yes, skin, leaves, the works!
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Oh, here's a fixer-upper.
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Owned by a little old lady
from Pomona Valley-
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Dad!
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Dad! Come here, quick!
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Dad!
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Dad! Hurry up, hurry up!
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I got China, Dad!
I picked up China!
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China? I think you mean Chinatown, son.
No! Really! Look!
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I got Idaho, and then I got Hawaii,
and now China!
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My antenna works! It really works!
It looks like China.
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This'll have to be-
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No. Okay, you know-
Yeah, you have to-
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No, you put that in after.
All right.
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All right- Hey, be careful when
you put that in. Not too much.
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Oh! Last night my antenna
got this really clear picture.
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Our antenna, Brain.
You keep forgetting this is a team project.
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Yeah, because
you two aren't helping.
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But you kicked us out of your house
last night. Because you aren't helping.
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Yeah, well, you think you're helping
with this "I got China" stuff? I did!
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Pass the hydrochloric, please. Yeah, yeah.
We're all probably gonna get three F's.
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Hey, George,
this is the Brain talking.
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If he says he's got it,
he's got it.
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Look, if you want to you can come
over tonight and see for yourselves.
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Tonight?
Yeah.
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I don't know.
Why not?
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Well, uh, I read the listings,
and there's nothing good on in China.
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Whoa, whoa.
Uh-oh.
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Boy, look at that.
It's amazing.
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Give me a break.
It worked yesterday.
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Here, let me help you.
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George! Hands off!
Well, hey, it's a team project!
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- Hey! Wait a minute! Freeze! What's going on?
- What's happening?
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Hey! Watch it!
Hey, freeze.
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Freeze!
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What is it?
It's not from China.
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It's not from Earth.
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Wow.
What?
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You know what this is?
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It's a signal from another planet.
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Who knows how strong this antenna is?
If it picked up China, why not?
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If he's right,
we'll all get A's!
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The way I figure it, the closest sun that can support
a solar system like ours is ten light-years away.
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You mean, this signal was transmitted
from another planet,
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like, ten years ago?
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Exactly!
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Oh, Ricky!
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All right, Brain, this time you've gone
too far. Okay, Jimmy, you explain it.
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Do they look and talk like anything you've ever
seen? You have any idea what they're doing?
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- Yeah, I think I do.
- What?
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Well, this is gonna sound crazy,
but I think they're doing I Love Lucy.
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I Love Lucy?
You're nuts!
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Yeah. Yeah, I've seen this episode
a million times.
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Now watch, here come the Mertzes.
Their furnace just blew up.
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Ohh!
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Is this possible?
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We're getting their transmission
from 10 years ago.
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They must have gotten ours
from 20 or more.
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Listen. It's the same song.
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L-I can't believe this.
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W-We're actually watching TV
from outer space.
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Got any nachos?
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Burns and Allen.
Six shows, six rip-offs.
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Why don't they make up
their own shows?
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I don't know.
Maybe it's not a funny planet.
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Good night, Gracie.
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Hmm. Bye!
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Guys, come here.
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Hey, looks like astronauts.
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Yeah. Wonder
where they're going.
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Hey!
That looks familiar.
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It should, Jim. It's Earth.
Earth? We're Earth.
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Hollywood.
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My God.
They're coming here!
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Why? I don't know.
Everybody comes here.
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Hollywood. Grauman's Chinese Theater.
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Vine Street.
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Hey, these- these are
the old TV stars that they love:
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Lucy, Milton Berle,
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Jackie Gleason.
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Maybe they're coming
to get their autographs.
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What are we gonna do?
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Nothing. Hey, Jimmy,
we got aliens coming to Hollywood.
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These signals
take 10 years to get here.
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This all happened 10 years ago.
Yeah, but they took off 10 years ago.
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I mean, when they land
is anyone's guess.
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You'd have to figure out where they're
coming from, how fast- No, no. No. Look.
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September 13, 1985.
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That's tonight!
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They're coming tonight.
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All right, look for people that look
like they're from another planet.
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Everyone looks like
they're from another planet.
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Maybe we can try-
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Excuse me.
No.
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What are we gonna do?
We're never gonna find 'em.
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It's them.
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We found 'em.
Can we go home now?
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Yeah.
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Don't be afraid.
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We're not gonna hurt you.
It's okay.
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What's that?
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Andy, play it back.
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What is it?
It's an old TV signal. NBC.
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Wow.
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Temperatures are expected to reach
a high of 94 here-
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Okay, here we are.
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There we go.
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Okay, who gets the cheeseburger?
Me.
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Okay.
Who gets the hamburger?
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All right. For you.
This is well-done. Right?
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One for you too.
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Whoops.
Sorry about that.
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And I guess you get what's left.
Right? Right.
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Here you are.
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Thank you very much.
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Mmm! Oh!
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No, no, no, no.
Like this.
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Ohh!
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Good thing
we ordered the large.
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Ohh!
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Sugar on a hamburger?
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How gross.
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Ah.
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I think we're gonna need
some more hamburgers.
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These guys look hungry enough
to eat a horse.
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Horse!
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- Horse.
- Horse?
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LittleJoe.
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LittleJoe?
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Hop Sing!
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Ponderosa!
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Ponderosa!
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Hop Sing!
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A real spaceship!
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R.F.D. Seven.
Stinkola moronica.
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Why don't we pay for this with
this quick-drying melted rubber?
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Hup! Hup! Hup! Hup! Hup!
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Why, you- Come on!
Oh, don't do that!
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Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh!
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Oh, he broke it... I hope!
No, he didn't.
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Oh! Why, you-
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Waa-waa-waa-waa-waa!
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Get outta here!
Oh! Woo-woo-woo-woo-woo!
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Me Moe!
Me Moe!
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They must really trust us
to bring us here.
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We must really trust them
to come.
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Yeah. I can't believe
we're actually on a spaceship.
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Boy, what I wouldn't give
for just one picture.
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Thanks.
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Movie star tour!
Tour of the stars' homes!
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Real movie stars!
Live!
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Why are we doing this?
They're tourists. They'll love it.
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Don't worry.
They'll fit right in. You wish.
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Step up, please.
Step up.
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Tickets, please. Tickets.
Thank you very much. Watch your step here.
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Tickets, please.
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Ralph Kramden!
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Thank you very much. Find a comfortable seat.
Enjoy the tour. Tickets, please.
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If you look out
the right side of the bus,
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you'll see the home of America's
number-one funny man, Mr. Morey Amsterdam.
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Yes, there's
Morey Amsterdam's home.
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Hey!
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Is that the new Polaroid?
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Could it be?
Well, I think it is!
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Ladies and gentlemen, look out the left
side of the bus. It's Uncle Miltie himself!
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How about that?
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What's going on?
Who's that guy?
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It's Milton Berle. He's one of the
biggest comedy stars TV ever had.
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Uncle Miltie!
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Bye-bye!
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Hi, Uncle Miltie!
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I love you.
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There's a switch.
Somebody stealing from Berle?
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They don't mean to bother you, Mr. Berle.
They're just real big fans of yours.
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What do they want?
Autographs?
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I do not understand
one word they said.
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Hey! Oh!
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Stop it-
Tell me, fellas, what do they want?
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It's kinda hard to explain.
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Um, you see, they love
the TV shows that you used to make.
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And now they want you to go
back with them to make some more.
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- What are they doing now?
- Negotiating.
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Negotiating. Oh.
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Well, thank you.
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Gave me a cigar.
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Thank you very, very much.
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You're very cute.
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Uh-oh.
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That is the worst cigar I ever smoked.
Will you forget it. Forget it!
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I cannot work in a place
that doesn't have a decent cigar.
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Guys? Guys, he said no.
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No!
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- How are we gonna get them to understand?
- Leave it to me.
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Booked.
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Too busy.
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Ohh!
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I believe they understood me.
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We've gotta do something.
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They're really depressed.
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Nobody would go home with them.
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We never should have told them
Lucy and Desi split up.
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It's gonna be a long trip home.
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I'll get it.
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Wonderful! Come in!
All right, now don't push. Take it easy.
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I get paid weekly.
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Very weakly.
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Look at it.
I love it!
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Just like home! I told her her stockings were
wrinkled. She said she wasn't wearing any stockings!
228
00:19:40,926 --> 00:19:43,861
Who are these guys? My mother was
frightened by a porcupine! Ho-ho!
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Vaudevillians.
Where did you get 'em?
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My grandfather's
senior citizen club.
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They're kinda old.
Nobody else was available!
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Besides, they've agreed
to go back home with them.
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Hi! I'm Professor Feathers, bringing you
sounds and songs of field and stream.
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The mallard drake.
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The Pacific eider duck.
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The blue-winged teal.
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The California mockingbird.
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Now the typewriter.
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Ding!
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Ding.
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Ladies and gentlemen,
my new national anthem!
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Words and music by me!
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My name is Jack Spoons,
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formerly with Billy Rose's
Diamond Horseshoe.
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Take it away, my boy.
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Wow!
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Wow!
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00:22:05,037 --> 00:22:06,800
Whoa!
Wow!
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Wow!
250
00:22:54,420 --> 00:22:57,389
Thank you.
251
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Thank you.
Thank you.
252
00:23:02,027 --> 00:23:03,961
Take care.
Thank you.
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00:23:04,029 --> 00:23:06,463
Thank you three boys and-
254
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Thank you very much.
255
00:23:08,534 --> 00:23:11,128
Let's go, Jerry.
256
00:23:11,203 --> 00:23:13,137
You guys are funny.
257
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Thank you.
You're welcome.
258
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Thank you.
259
00:23:22,848 --> 00:23:26,579
Those old vaudeville guys
sure are lucky. They really are.
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They'll never believe us.
Who cares?
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Think they'll ever
come back?
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00:23:37,162 --> 00:23:39,096
They love our talent.
263
00:23:39,164 --> 00:23:41,724
Andrew! No reason why they
won't come back and get more.
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What's going on up there?
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Hey, what you doin'?
Practicing.
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