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Gosh. You scared me.
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Ohhh.
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Operator, get me the police.
I saw the killer.
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I saw the Strangler, damn it!
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Yes! I'm telling the truth!
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I'm in an alley
just off the strip near Olive.
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Yes, I saw the Strangler! Hurry!
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Hurr-
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How's the Amazing Falsworth
tonight?
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Not so great.
Barbara left him last night.
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Geez. What's that,
wife number three?
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Four.
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L.A. Is teeming with ex-Mrs. Falsworths.
It's that power of his.
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Come on. Don't hand me that bull.
I know how he does that stuff.
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I got this cousin, see, and he and his
friend have this thing worked out...
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where they use color patterns
and stuff.
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Yeah. Pretty convincing too.
It's not a trick, Jimmy.
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Falsworth's for real.
So is Santy Claus.
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The one, the only, the Amazing Falsworth.
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Thank you. Thank you,
and welcome to the club.
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Uh, tonight, I'm not gonna bore you
with any of my cheap card tricks...
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or- or pigeons up my sleeves.
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No, tonight,
I'm gonna go down among you...
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and try to learn something
about my audience- if you don't mind.
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What I'd like to do is touch you
or some object that you own...
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and, uh, I can tell you things
about your life.
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I assure you this blindfold
may not be seen through,
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so some of you young ladies
may wanna guide my hands carefully.
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Remember, it's all in the hands.
It really is.
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Let's see which one will be first.
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Let's see here. Oh.
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Well. Well, well,
well, well, well.
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I'd like to congratulate this young couple
on their coming blessed event.
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Oh.
You're four months along, aren't you?
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How did you know?
It's all in the hands.
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It's gonna be a boy.
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Yeah. Yeah, I wanna
welcome you to our fair city.
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It's always nice to have honeymooners
in Los Angeles.
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Well. Well, it's a wonderful story here,
ladies and gentlemen.
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These two brothers are reunited tonight
for the first time in 26 years.
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Am I right, sir?
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It's all in the hands. Let's see.
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Let's see who's next here.
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Whoo.
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This beautiful bracelet is the first present you
bought for yourself with your new inheritance.
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Am I right?
Nobody knows about that.
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I hope there are no I.R.S. Agents
in the audience.
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It's all in the fingers.
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I'm sorry.
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Uh, sir, you're-
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you're here in town for the convention.
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And you've had some luck with the ladies-
maybe a starlet or two?
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Am I right, sir?
I tripped you up, I did, buddy.
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I'm head of the Christian Plumbers
Association in Waukegan,
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and I don't have
that kind of lust in my heart.
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Would anyone like to send up
a personal item or two...
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for the Amazing Falsworth
to take a reading from?
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Um, anything. A scarf.
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A watch. Some jewelry.
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Uh, um, any volunteers?
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You, sir. You look like
you have some interesting secrets.
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Um, and, of course,
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all of these items
will be returned to you,
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um, immediately after the reading.
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Aaah!
Ya scared the cider out of me, Falsworth!
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I'm sorry, Jimmy.
Jimmy, get the police out here very quickly.
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I'll be up in my dressing room.
Send them right up, and hurry! What?
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Falsworth here! Detective Spota,
L.A.P.D. What can I do for you?
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Don't move! I got the police
on the line right now!
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Mr. Spota, the murderer, the Keyboard Killer,
he's right in my dressing room right now!
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Now, look, Mr. Amazing Falsworth, if you
want publicity, call Entertainment Tonight.
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We got a lot of work to do. Look,
Detective Spota, I'm a professional psychic!
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- I know who you are. I've seen your show.
- The killer was in the club tonight.
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I touched him while I was blindfolded. I could feel who he
was and that he had just murdered two people moments before.
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And now he's in my dressing room!
He's right in front of me!
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Right now, huh? All right. Do you think you'll
be all right? Well, how the hell do I know?
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Well, uh, try not to aggravate the guy.
I'll be right there.
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What do you want from me?
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Damn it! What the hell
do you want from me?
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That's from your loving ex-wife,
Natalie. Can I go now?
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I almost forgot your cookie.
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Who is it?
Spota, L.A.P.D.
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How do I know it's you?
Believe me. I'm me.
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Mr. Falsworth, you okay?
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Yeah. Yeah.
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Thanks for coming, Detective.
You scared the hell outta me.
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So where's the suspect?
88
00:11:40,747 --> 00:11:43,773
Well, I'm sorry. It was a case
of mistaken identity.
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Oh, so you're telling me
there's no killer here, right?
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There is, I swear. It's just, uh,
it wasn't who I thought it was.
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You got any diet?
No.
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Look, uh, let's get one thing clear
right off the bat, Mr. Falsworth.
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I don't believe
in this "psycho-phenomenon."
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Parapsychological phenomenon.
Whatever.
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All I'm interested in is the facts,
as Joe Friday used to say.
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Hey, you've made a nice little career out of
mind-reading, and I respect that. I really do.
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I've made a career out of fact-finding for the
last 15 years, and I hope you'll respect that.
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Okay, that's out of the way.
Now, what happened here?
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In my show, I wear a heavy blindfold...
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and my assistant
leads me into the audience.
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When I touch them, I can-
I can see things about them,
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kinda sense details about their lives.
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Yeah, I know.
I told you. I've seen your show.
104
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Anyway, tonight when Gail led me up
to this one man and I touched him,
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I felt that he had just killed two people.
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He was a serial killer,
the one in the papers.
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- The Keyboard Killer.
- Yeah.
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What did he look like?
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I had the heavy blindfold on.
When I took it off, he was gone.
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I didn't see his face.
Uh-huh.
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00:13:00,993 --> 00:13:04,292
Look, I didn't see his face, all right?
I have no choice in what I see!
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Relax, Mr. Falsworth.
I'm a cop. I gotta ask these questions.
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Can you tell me, uh, what his name is?
Where he lives?
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Something. Maybe if I'd held
on to him a little bit longer.
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I let go of him immediately.
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I was really shocked.
Oh, I'm sure you were.
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Well, I- I just don't know
what to do, Mr. Falsworth.
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I mean, you didn't see the guy.
You don't know who he is, where to find him.
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Don't leave! Don't you see?
He knows who I am. I'm next.
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- What do you want me to do?
- I need your protection.
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Why would I make up a story like this? I need
your help. Without your help, I'm a dead man.
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I need facts, Mr. Falsworth,
Something to go on.
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Wait a minute. Wait a minute.
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I'm so stupid sometimes.
Of course.
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All I need to do
is touch the chair that he sat in.
126
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Of course.
I'll just touch the chair that he sat in.
127
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This way.
Of course.
128
00:14:06,859 --> 00:14:09,521
Which table? Which table?
Beats me.
129
00:14:38,958 --> 00:14:41,426
This guy just made it
with his boss' wife.
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Mm-hmm.
131
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Which table?
132
00:15:05,384 --> 00:15:07,545
Huh.
What?
133
00:15:10,456 --> 00:15:13,050
Well, this woman, uh,
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00:15:14,126 --> 00:15:16,117
she likes me.
135
00:15:16,195 --> 00:15:18,186
Gimme a break.
136
00:15:28,374 --> 00:15:30,365
Which table?
137
00:15:45,124 --> 00:15:47,115
I see a house.
138
00:15:48,127 --> 00:15:50,857
No. No, an apartment.
139
00:15:52,465 --> 00:15:54,990
Top floor.
140
00:15:55,067 --> 00:15:57,365
I see numbers.
141
00:15:59,138 --> 00:16:02,335
- I have an address.
- Well, let's check it out.
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00:16:05,811 --> 00:16:09,144
Top floor, right?
Doesn't look like there's anybody home.
143
00:16:10,650 --> 00:16:13,244
Are we really gonna go up there?
Yeah, we could do that,
144
00:16:13,319 --> 00:16:16,584
or we could stand out here all night
and stare up at the window.
145
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Why don't I go in and talk to the manager,
find out if the guy's home?
146
00:16:20,126 --> 00:16:22,060
You wait for me in the lobby, all right?
147
00:16:32,672 --> 00:16:34,606
Aren't you gonna
call for backup?
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00:16:34,674 --> 00:16:37,199
Manager said the guy's not in.
I told you.
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"602," "604."
150
00:16:42,782 --> 00:16:45,376
Are you gonna
use a credit card to get in?
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00:16:45,451 --> 00:16:47,544
I could do that, or, uh,
152
00:16:47,620 --> 00:16:50,384
I could use this key
the manager gave me.
153
00:16:50,456 --> 00:16:52,720
You've been watching
too much television.
154
00:16:55,061 --> 00:16:58,428
Look, you don't have to come in if you
don't want to. You wanna stay out here?
155
00:16:58,497 --> 00:17:02,957
No. No, I wanna go in with you. I don't
wanna stay out here alone. Suit yourself.
156
00:19:08,127 --> 00:19:11,927
- You're no cop.
- Really?
157
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Excellent.
158
00:19:14,300 --> 00:19:17,736
You are pitifully stupid.
159
00:19:17,803 --> 00:19:19,998
Jimmy never called the police, did he?
160
00:19:21,140 --> 00:19:23,574
What'd you do toJimmy?
161
00:19:23,642 --> 00:19:26,076
You tell me,
Mr. Amazing Falsworth.
162
00:19:26,145 --> 00:19:29,740
You're the psychic.
Read what I did with him.
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00:19:29,815 --> 00:19:33,911
Come on, Falsworth,
reach out and touch someone.
164
00:19:33,986 --> 00:19:38,047
It's all here. Everything you ever
wanted to know about Charlie Spota.
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00:19:38,123 --> 00:19:40,751
It's all in the hands.
Isn't that what you said?
166
00:19:40,826 --> 00:19:43,420
You're fairly good-
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stupid, but fairly good.
168
00:19:49,001 --> 00:19:51,595
I've never done this
so close to home before.
169
00:19:52,838 --> 00:19:55,773
Awfully convenient.
You may spoil me.
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00:19:55,841 --> 00:19:59,937
- Look, please, I won't tell anybody.
- That's correct.
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00:20:00,012 --> 00:20:03,106
And who'd believe me?
I'm just a psychic, a mystic-
172
00:20:03,182 --> 00:20:05,616
somebody you read about
in the supermarket tabloids.
173
00:20:05,684 --> 00:20:08,448
- Nobody believes in that stuff.
- I believe in you.
174
00:20:08,521 --> 00:20:11,251
I hope that's some consolation,
Mr. Falsworth.
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00:20:11,323 --> 00:20:14,190
You mind if I call you "A mazing"?
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00:20:14,260 --> 00:20:16,660
I never thought I'd enjoy this-
177
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not like the women.
178
00:20:20,866 --> 00:20:23,528
Look what I have for you.
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00:20:24,870 --> 00:20:26,963
An F-sharp string.
180
00:20:27,039 --> 00:20:30,805
Oughta fit rather nicely
around your B-natural neck.
181
00:20:30,876 --> 00:20:32,867
It's the music.
182
00:20:34,079 --> 00:20:36,707
You've done away
with each victim musically, right?
183
00:20:36,782 --> 00:20:39,717
A different note
with a different string from your piano.
184
00:20:39,785 --> 00:20:42,447
And you'll stop killing...
185
00:20:42,521 --> 00:20:44,716
when all the notes play a certain song.
186
00:20:44,790 --> 00:20:47,281
Am I right?
187
00:20:47,359 --> 00:20:49,486
What's the song, Mr. Spota?
188
00:20:50,763 --> 00:20:53,664
It's an opera! It's an opera.
189
00:20:53,732 --> 00:20:55,757
Masked Ball.
190
00:20:55,834 --> 00:20:58,098
It's your favorite, right?
191
00:20:58,170 --> 00:21:01,936
You're real clever.
Don't patronize me. It won't work.
192
00:21:02,007 --> 00:21:03,941
You're about
to become a headline.
193
00:21:04,009 --> 00:21:06,978
However, you are correct.
194
00:21:07,046 --> 00:21:09,207
Unfortunately,
it's rather a long aria...
195
00:21:09,281 --> 00:21:12,614
all about a wife's betrayal
of her husband with his best friend.
196
00:21:12,685 --> 00:21:16,451
Ah, well.
"Finita la commedia," as they say.
197
00:21:31,203 --> 00:21:34,604
Go ahead, Falsworth!
Scream as much as you want!
198
00:23:30,556 --> 00:23:34,151
Yeah. Hello, operator?
199
00:23:34,226 --> 00:23:36,387
My name is Falsworth.
200
00:23:36,462 --> 00:23:39,989
I need the police right away.
201
00:23:42,167 --> 00:23:45,603
That's right.
The Amazing Falsworth.
202
00:23:48,507 --> 00:23:50,498
No, I'm sorry, ma'am. I- I c-
203
00:23:50,576 --> 00:23:52,601
I can't read you over the phone.
204
00:23:54,847 --> 00:23:58,943
I'm sorry. It needs to be in person.
205
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I need to use my hands.
206
00:24:02,187 --> 00:24:04,178
It's all in the hands.
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