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I'm okay!
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There's too many!
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Don't worry, Clover, I've got your back.
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Me too! Hi!
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Don't wanna die this way!
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Maurice! Where's King Julien?
Only he can save us.
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- Did someone call my name?
- Huh?
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Sky Gods, keytar me!
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Julien!
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My double neck keytar
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is made from purebred albino
dragon incisors, Julien.
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Forged in the flames of Grogdomor.
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Once played by Patrick the Defiled One.
Surrender.
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Never!
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King Julien, wake up! King Julien.
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King Julien, wake up! King Julien.
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Koto! Everyone behind me except Mort!
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He said my name.
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King Julien. It's okay.
You're safe. It was just a dream.
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A dream? But it was so real.
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Koto kicked me out of my own kingdom.
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I ran away to an island where Crimson
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tried to feed me to a tentacle
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that wrote poetry.
I pulled a heist with some sharks.
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I even wore a foosa costume with Karl
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so I could stop Koto's wedding
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and get my kingdom back.
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And you were there, Clover.
And Maurice was there. And Mort.
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Oh, I'm still here, King Julien.
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Your Majesty, it wasn't a dream.
It all happened, and more.
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Wow. I really defeated
Koto with my keytar?
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Uh, sure. Yeah. Uh, why not?
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We really did a number on this place.
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Maurice, what are all
those goo puddles?
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Snail trails, Your Majesty.
They should dry up in a week or so.
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Snail trails?
Whose fault is that, Maurice?
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Your Mort horde ate
half our mango supplies!
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At least they didn't rub
their mucus on everything!
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Enough, you two. The important
thing is the kingdom is safe,
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and it'll be back to normal soon.
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No, Clover, the kingdom won't
be back to normal soon.
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Not if I can help it.
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King Julien, what are you...
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Silence, Mo-Mo.
I'm going to do some speechifying
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and I think there might be a point.
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Lemurs of Madagascar,
can I have your attention?
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In the past months,
we've experienced forced labor camps,
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monkeys in zeppelins,
tacky inter-species weddings and Willie.
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What the heck, man?
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Now, in the face of all this adversity,
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it would be pretty easy
to punch the negative card.
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To blame Maurice and just leave.
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But I am asking you not to do this.
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- I don't want to leave.
- Who wants to leave?
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And where would we go?
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Don't be sad for us, be glad for us.
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We've been given a gift, peoples.
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A chance to do it all again,
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only this time we'll
do it the right way.
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Yep! His mind is gone.
Horst, where are your bolos?
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Hold on, Hector,
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I think King J is trying to say
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we're gonna learn from our mistakes?
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I mean, am I right? Did I win something?
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No, Ted, this time I'm going
to be the one learning.
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Because from now on, I'm listening
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to my peoples. Julien 2.0, y'all.
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I'm gonna do what you want.
Your voices, not mine,
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will be the most important
in the kingdom.
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Well? What do you think?
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That nonsense actually might not
be a bad idea. I mean, Clover?
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- I'm out of here.
- Where are you going?
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I promised Sage I'd help him look
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for a new location for his kingdom.
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Since Koto burned his down.
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So, uh, you two are
house hunting together?
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Yeah. No! I mean...
It's, ooh, it's ju...
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Oh. Clover's got a boy...
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No. Sage and I are colleagues.
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Uh, nothing else. But for the record.
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The people are idiots, Your Majesty.
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Incapable of governing themselves.
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This will end in disaster.
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So you think my idea is genius?
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See you in a week.
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I'm okay.
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Hello, Mort!
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Zora, please, I'm working.
King Julien is desperate
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for my ideas for Julien 2.0.
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Oh, sorry, my love. May I see?
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Ooh! What is "toenail garden"?
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It's very technical,
you wouldn't understand!
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Ooh, you so wise, Mort.
Our family will be full of genius.
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Family? Um, full disclosure,
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I haven't laid an egg
in, like, 40 years,
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and even then the thing that
I hatched was really gross.
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Oh! You have unleashed
real woman in Zora, Mort.
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Oh, no turning back. Mm...
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I have before me all of
your anonymous suggestions
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as to how to remake our kingdom.
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Don't forget mine!
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Read my ideas first, Your Majesty.
Mine first!
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What part of anonymous
don't you understand,
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you little skin tag!
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Now, let's see what we have.
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Eh...
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"People should shut up
and leave me alone.
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You got a problem with that?"
Signed Hector.
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Okay, again, not anonymous,
but good start. Good start.
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Here's one, uh,
"Hey, King Julien, this is Pancho."
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Does no one understand
the anonymous thing?
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"Establish a drama academy..."
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Here we go.
"...that will encourage young show boys
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to never give up on their
mother's dream of stardom."
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Oh, that one's good. Who wrote that?
Got my vote right there.
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Maybe there's some better
ones toward the bottom.
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Stop being such a baby.
How would you like talons
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tearing up your back
every time we spooned?
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'Ello, 'ello, 'ello, Your Majesty.
All set to go kingdom hunting?
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I've got some great ideas!
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Oh, ah, uh, thanks, Clover,
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but I already hired a
real estate agent.
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Wait, what?
But I... Where did you fi... uh...
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Hello, Miss Clover.
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Hope you, uh, don't mind
me lending lendin' a hand?
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Captain? You're the real estate agent?
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Just got my certification.
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Figured I've plundered enough kingdoms
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to know what's good.
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He says with all the recent
carnage and destruction,
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it's a buyers' market.
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Right.
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So are, uh, you two looking
for something together,
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or is this more of a bachelor kingdom...
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I am just helping out a friend, got it?
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Okay.
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Look around you, Maurice.
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This is the kingdom
I've always dreamed of.
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We just needed to be conquered
and enslaved to find it.
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Oh, King Julien!
Check out our artists collective.
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No one is allowed to judge the art.
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All they can do is look at
it and not have an opinion.
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Nice one, Ted. Livin' the dream.
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Looky here, King Julien,
no conflict in this dance class.
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Everyone gets a trophy,
not just my Todd.
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You're all winners, right, children?
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I said you're all winners! Say it!
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We're all winners.
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You are an inspiration, Tammy.
Keep up the good work.
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Well, hello, Mr. King Julien,
care to scrub in?
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We're performing surgeries that
society once judged too kill-y.
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No judgment anymore, thanks to you.
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Appreciate the offer,
Doctor S, but I just ate.
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No problem.
We're gonna be here for a while.
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Nurse Phantom, start the saw!
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Ah! Smell that, Maurice?
No conflict even makes the air better.
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Actually, I think it's the new
toilet cakes in the outhouses.
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What was that?
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Take that back!
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Who dares bring conflict into
my kingdom? They will pay! Pay!
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Pancho? Horst? What's going on?
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Ask Horst.
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Yeah, he wanted a sip from
my beverage and I said no.
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He called me a felon.
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But you are a felon.
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Oh, really?
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Everyone knows that.
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Everyone?
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I now pronounce you lemur and lemuss.
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You may place the rings
on your fingers.
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- Felon!
- Aw, sheesh!
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- Felon!
- Aw, sheesh!
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Hey, felon,
what you doing with my delicates?
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Aw, sheesh!
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Okay, so maybe everybody does know,
but that word still hurts!
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I thought the kingdom was supposed
to be a safe place now?
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Pancho is right. Sometimes words
can be just as hurtful as a spear,
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or fire, or a parasite that
liquefies your insides.
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Maurice, poll the kingdom.
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Let's see if anymore
hurtful words have gotten through.
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- All these words are hurtful?
- According to the kingdom, yes.
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Cantaloupe? How is cantaloupe hurtful?
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Hector had a bad experience.
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Why are you here?
What do you want from me?
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King Julien,
I'm all for a conflict-free kingdom,
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but how are we supposed to monitor
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people from saying all these words?
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Lemurs of Madagascar,
concern over certain hurtful words
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has come to my attention.
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But never fear, your sensitive
and understanding King
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has found a solution.
I give to you, the victim horn!
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What are we gonna do with that?
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I need a volunteer to read
from a prepared script.
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Me! Me! Oh, please let it be me!
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You don't know how much I need this!
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Oh. Not much of a part.
How long do I have to prepare?
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Just read the script, Ted!
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"Hey, Maurice,
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did you swallow a melon or is
your tummy really that..."
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Ow!
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Hoo-hoo!
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Did you see that? Whenever
someone utters a hurtful word...
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you just blast the word away
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with your victim horn and sha-booya!
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The word never existed.
Who wants to do some horning?
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A kingdom full of horn-blasting lemurs.
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Oh, yeah, this isn't
gonna be a disaster.
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I hope the water is
warmer than yesterday.
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I nearly froze my...
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You thought I was gonna say...
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You did it again!
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You mean you weren't going to say...
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No, you moron, I was gonna say...
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Good night, Dorothy.
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Good night, Ted. I love...
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So I said to Becca, "You know what"
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"that's called a tossed salad."
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Which meant I had to get the dressing.
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And that's when I realized...
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I didn't have any dressing.
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But that didn't make sense. Crazy, huh?
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Uh-huh.
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And that's why we now have proof
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that life began because of a big...
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I'm sorry, did I say a hurt word?
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Because I'm pretty sure...
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We weren't questioning your words.
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We were questioning your syntax.
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Your word sentences
is causing us distress!
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Yeah!
Stop treading on us with your knowledge!
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Do you hear that, Maurice?
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That's the sound
of no conflict right there.
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That's what that is.
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If you think that's the sound
of no conflict, you crazy!
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Now this first kingdom
is a bit of a fixer-upper.
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What are you talking about?
This is perfect!
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It's a lifeless desert, Sage.
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I know. We should move on this
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before someone else makes a bid.
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What else you got?
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Whoa! A tree fort. Cool.
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Hello, neighbors.
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Next!
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This one just came on the market.
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It's a subterranean lair, air cooled
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and heated by a lava
flow in the rec room.
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Uh, now let me just, uh, get the key.
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Very sorry, Your Majesty.
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I was assured the old
tenants had moved out.
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Welcome back, folks.
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In our next segment, I...
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I ask everyone
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to remove their hats and
shout, "Look at my head!"
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So I said...
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00:16:05,730 --> 00:16:08,530
Ah, what's the use? Cut to commercial!
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00:16:08,610 --> 00:16:12,660
Hey, kids, are there times your
victim horn just isn't enough?
257
00:16:12,740 --> 00:16:14,773
Or maybe after being horned all day,
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you just need a stress free break.
259
00:16:17,080 --> 00:16:21,710
Well, then you need a Fairfax-branded,
Emotional Support Mort.
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Hi! Wanna rub my belly?
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00:16:24,540 --> 00:16:28,460
Go ahead, do it. The first rub is free.
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That's how confident we are that
you'll feel better in no time.
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I sure do. Rub your Mort today.
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That second rub's gonna cost you.
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00:16:39,810 --> 00:16:40,916
No, it's not! You are...
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00:16:40,941 --> 00:16:42,596
My rights are being stepped on here.
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This is injustice. I'm really angry.
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You need to put a stop to this,
Your Majesty.
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I know I can make a better kingdom.
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I just need more time.
Uh, just a skosh!
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- King Julien.
- Bing! Your bing, bing!
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Lemurs of...
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Stop it! I didn't even say anything!
I'm just... moving my lips!
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Uh, I'd like to start by saying
Maurice owes you an apology.
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You were supposed to protect us.
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I'm traumatized here! I'm traumatized!
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I know. I forgot that
after being horned,
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my people would need a
place to chill out.
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To get calm. Therefore,
I propose we create a No Conflict Zone.
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A nourishing womb that
you can all crawl into
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when things get just too horned.
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Where are we gonna find a womb that big?
We're all gonna die!
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00:17:39,490 --> 00:17:41,390
Don't worry,
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I'm sure we can find a womb
big enough for all of you.
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I'm open to suggestions.
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00:17:49,960 --> 00:17:52,540
Aw, you have got to be kidding me!
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I've been kicked off my throne, again!
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Crystal clear salt water pool, eh?
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There's more dead things in
that pool than salt water.
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00:18:01,267 --> 00:18:02,913
Clover's right. There's no way
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I could put my Inflatable
Pegasus Lounger
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or Floating Fiesta Island
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with Dual Drink Cozies in there.
Bummer.
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00:18:09,940 --> 00:18:12,650
Well, I'm afraid that's everything,
Your Majesty.
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All the other kingdoms
are still occupied.
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We could, of course, uh, plunder.
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00:18:17,610 --> 00:18:19,783
No. That was Koto's way.
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The chef who steals the
recipe of the thief
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will find his meal unfulfilling.
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And he'll probably get the squirts.
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00:18:25,877 --> 00:18:29,040
I, uh, believe they call it
the Madagascar shuffle.
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00:18:29,130 --> 00:18:30,510
Right, shuffle.
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Hold on,
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what about the Mountain Lemur's
ancestral kingdom, eh? Sage?
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00:18:35,254 --> 00:18:36,416
Didn't you tell me it was the most
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beautiful place you'd ever seen?
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00:18:37,734 --> 00:18:41,290
Yes. My ancestral home
exudes a beauty so profound
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it can only be expressed in the grunts
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and spasms of something yet unborn.
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Sadly, it has been
abandoned for decades
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and how could I be so stupid?
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00:18:51,391 --> 00:18:55,440
We should just move back
into our old ancestral home.
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You truly are the worst
real estate broker ever.
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Such stupidity can be forgiven,
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but not the waste of
your precious time!
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00:19:05,160 --> 00:19:07,620
Sage, I'm sure the Captain did
his best. There's no need to...
317
00:19:07,710 --> 00:19:09,500
I brought you an extra flogging stick.
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00:19:09,580 --> 00:19:12,000
- Flogging?
- Much thanks, my king.
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00:19:15,786 --> 00:19:18,528
Xixi here, reporting
live from the womb.
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00:19:18,586 --> 00:19:21,393
Uh, not a lot happening.
It's kinda warm.
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00:19:21,550 --> 00:19:26,350
Now how long do we... stay in here?
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00:19:26,430 --> 00:19:29,943
You can't put no time limit
on emotional wounds.
323
00:19:29,990 --> 00:19:32,214
Those scars never heal!
324
00:19:32,270 --> 00:19:35,320
Zora? My little breakfast
bagel, you okay?
325
00:19:35,420 --> 00:19:38,993
Yes, Mort. When we go back to stump
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00:19:39,026 --> 00:19:41,614
to talk about family?
327
00:19:43,370 --> 00:19:46,410
Speaking of mistakes, where's Todd?
328
00:19:46,490 --> 00:19:49,080
My baby gets aggressive in tight spaces.
329
00:19:49,160 --> 00:19:52,290
Hey, something just grabbed my leg!
330
00:19:52,380 --> 00:19:54,920
- Todd!
- What's happening?
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00:19:55,000 --> 00:19:59,470
- Todd!
- We are doomed!
332
00:20:00,680 --> 00:20:03,350
I'm a two-time loser, Maurice.
333
00:20:03,430 --> 00:20:06,640
No disrespect, but you've lost
a few more times than that.
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00:20:06,720 --> 00:20:09,230
What am I gonna do now?
Wander the jungle,
335
00:20:09,310 --> 00:20:11,716
trying to sell myself as
a trained booty shaker
336
00:20:11,741 --> 00:20:13,129
who used to be a king?
337
00:20:13,190 --> 00:20:15,520
Nobody wants failure
twerking in front of them.
338
00:20:15,610 --> 00:20:18,510
All I wanted was to
give my people peace
339
00:20:18,535 --> 00:20:21,683
and kindness but all they wanted was...
340
00:20:21,850 --> 00:20:27,730
That's it! Maurice, I know how
to fix this! All I have to do...
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00:20:29,370 --> 00:20:32,500
King Julien, no! No!
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00:20:32,830 --> 00:20:37,710
You can't take him now! Why, Frank? Why?
343
00:20:42,930 --> 00:20:47,680
That is it!
I am through with this kingdom!
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I'm starting my own sovereign nation
345
00:20:50,613 --> 00:20:52,624
where the only voice I hear is...
346
00:20:52,690 --> 00:20:56,560
No! King Julien!
347
00:20:57,270 --> 00:21:03,070
Maurice, what did you do?
You were always jealous of him!
348
00:21:03,150 --> 00:21:05,367
I didn't do anything!
It was the kingdom!
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00:21:05,392 --> 00:21:06,974
It was just too much for him.
350
00:21:07,030 --> 00:21:10,000
All he wanted was to do what
was best for his people.
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To give us the kingdom
we'd always dreamed of.
352
00:21:12,673 --> 00:21:14,354
To hear our voices.
353
00:21:15,000 --> 00:21:18,458
But instead, all anyone cared about
354
00:21:18,485 --> 00:21:21,444
was having the loudest
voice to complain.
355
00:21:21,510 --> 00:21:24,463
Who would want a kingdom
of complainers?
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00:21:24,570 --> 00:21:26,114
Well, except maybe Hector.
357
00:21:26,180 --> 00:21:27,680
Not apologizing.
358
00:21:27,760 --> 00:21:30,364
We shouldn't be afraid
of words or ideas.
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Everyone gets hurt feelings
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and that's a good thing.
It means we're individuals.
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And that's how we make a great kingdom.
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00:21:38,056 --> 00:21:39,915
By learning from each other.
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00:21:39,940 --> 00:21:43,400
And we should do it... for King Julien.
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00:21:43,490 --> 00:21:46,360
It should have been me!
365
00:21:46,450 --> 00:21:50,790
Oh, Maurice, we must
honor the King Julien
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by creating kingdom he proud of, no?
367
00:21:54,330 --> 00:21:59,880
The freak is right. We... owe him that.
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00:21:59,960 --> 00:22:03,130
We begin today. Come, Mort.
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00:22:03,210 --> 00:22:05,590
You know, I'm gonna hang back and...
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00:22:07,583 --> 00:22:09,258
You may have been stubborn
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00:22:09,283 --> 00:22:11,987
and wildly inappropriate,
King Julien...
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00:22:12,430 --> 00:22:13,430
But you're still...
373
00:22:13,520 --> 00:22:15,270
- Are they gone?
- Alive?
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00:22:15,716 --> 00:22:18,607
Of course, Mo-Mo. That
was what I figured out.
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00:22:18,632 --> 00:22:21,125
What do all good kingdoms have?
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00:22:21,150 --> 00:22:24,690
Huh? Huh? A martyr to unify them.
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00:22:25,805 --> 00:22:27,666
Sometimes you just gotta go big.
378
00:22:27,691 --> 00:22:29,959
And you totally sold it, Mo-Mo.
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00:22:30,080 --> 00:22:33,580
I was grieving! What happens
when they find out you're alive?
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00:22:33,660 --> 00:22:36,540
Ha! Please, in a few weeks
they'll have forgotten
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00:22:36,620 --> 00:22:40,290
any of this even happened.
Julien 2.0, baby!
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