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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:13,294 --> 00:00:14,879 I'm okay! 2 00:00:19,425 --> 00:00:20,259 ♪ Party ♪ 3 00:00:20,342 --> 00:00:21,844 - # Who's the king? # - # King Julien! # 4 00:00:21,927 --> 00:00:23,554 - # Who's the king? # - # King Julien! # 5 00:00:23,637 --> 00:00:25,431 ♪ Get down for the get down ♪ 6 00:00:25,514 --> 00:00:28,642 - # Everybody party with King who? # - # King Julien! # 7 00:00:28,726 --> 00:00:30,311 - # King who? # - # King Julien! # 8 00:00:30,394 --> 00:00:32,521 ♪ Tonight will be forever ♪ 9 00:00:32,605 --> 00:00:34,023 ♪ Let's do King Julien style ♪ 10 00:00:34,190 --> 00:00:35,024 ♪ Woof! ♪ 11 00:00:37,401 --> 00:00:39,111 ♪ Whoa, oh, whoa, oh ♪ 12 00:00:39,195 --> 00:00:40,863 ♪ Y'all tell me who's the king ♪ 13 00:00:40,946 --> 00:00:42,907 ♪ Whoa, oh, whoa, oh ♪ 14 00:00:42,990 --> 00:00:44,325 ♪ All hail King Julien! ♪ 15 00:00:45,910 --> 00:00:47,786 Welcome back, everyone. 16 00:00:47,870 --> 00:00:50,623 As part of our public safety campaign, 17 00:00:50,706 --> 00:00:53,626 Pancho has a few words to say on our kingdom. 18 00:00:53,709 --> 00:00:55,336 - Pancho. - Thanks, Xixi. 19 00:00:55,419 --> 00:00:56,754 I hate to be a "Willie"... 20 00:00:56,837 --> 00:00:58,339 What the heck, man? 21 00:00:58,422 --> 00:01:00,883 ...but there are a lot of unlocked doors in the kingdom 22 00:01:00,966 --> 00:01:03,844 and someone, not me, could easily sneak in 23 00:01:03,928 --> 00:01:06,096 and go through your stuff for fun or profit. 24 00:01:06,180 --> 00:01:09,016 Not me, but... like, someone else. 25 00:01:09,099 --> 00:01:12,061 Why is the news so boring? 26 00:01:12,144 --> 00:01:13,521 Maurice, what's on next? 27 00:01:13,604 --> 00:01:16,941 - Uh, Xixi. - And after that? 28 00:01:17,024 --> 00:01:17,858 More Xixi. 29 00:01:19,652 --> 00:01:23,572 All I'm saying is that for a fee, you know, like a nominal fee, 30 00:01:23,656 --> 00:01:27,076 I could offer insurance against these kind of break-ins. 31 00:01:27,159 --> 00:01:30,829 Gee, Pancho, that sounds a little like extortion. 32 00:01:30,913 --> 00:01:35,626 - Your word, Xixi, not mine. - Okay. Why don't we go to commercial? 33 00:01:37,211 --> 00:01:39,588 Hey, kids, do you like scorpions? 34 00:01:39,672 --> 00:01:40,631 Yeah! 35 00:01:40,714 --> 00:01:42,591 Well, then you're gonna love 36 00:01:42,675 --> 00:01:46,845 our newest home protection model, the Fairfax Scorpion Jr. 37 00:01:46,929 --> 00:01:49,640 Blue for boys and pink for girls. 38 00:01:49,723 --> 00:01:51,100 Give 'em a whirl. 39 00:01:53,018 --> 00:01:55,437 Kids these days are so lucky. 40 00:01:55,521 --> 00:01:57,773 Enough! I can't watch any more. 41 00:01:57,856 --> 00:02:01,527 My peoples work hard watersliding and avoiding being eaten. 42 00:02:01,610 --> 00:02:04,196 They need a show that lets them escape from reality. 43 00:02:04,280 --> 00:02:06,865 Where's the chair throwing and interspecies love triangles? 44 00:02:06,949 --> 00:02:10,035 I'll put on a show for you, King Julien. 45 00:02:11,412 --> 00:02:12,913 Help! 46 00:02:16,959 --> 00:02:20,379 Andy, where are you going? We still have another segment. 47 00:02:20,462 --> 00:02:22,339 Friend or Foe? 48 00:02:22,423 --> 00:02:25,217 I need to sell product and this show is a dud. 49 00:02:25,301 --> 00:02:27,219 I'm going over to the Crocodile Kingdom. 50 00:02:27,303 --> 00:02:29,471 At least those guys know entertainment. 51 00:02:29,638 --> 00:02:31,056 What you say what? 52 00:02:31,140 --> 00:02:32,933 The Crocodiles are making shows? 53 00:02:33,017 --> 00:02:34,143 You bet they are. 54 00:02:34,226 --> 00:02:36,353 They got a crazy new show that's crushing it. 55 00:02:36,729 --> 00:02:38,939 Is everyone ready to play... 56 00:02:39,523 --> 00:02:41,108 That's a croc! 57 00:02:41,191 --> 00:02:42,693 First question. 58 00:02:42,776 --> 00:02:45,863 When dining on another species, one should always 59 00:02:45,946 --> 00:02:48,991 milk the marrow from the bones before dessert. 60 00:02:49,074 --> 00:02:52,369 True or that's a croc? Five seconds. 61 00:02:52,453 --> 00:02:54,079 Oh. Oh, my. 62 00:02:54,163 --> 00:02:58,042 Such a fine line with marrow. Uh, I believe... Yes, true. True! 63 00:02:58,125 --> 00:03:00,127 You have to push the button, sir. 64 00:03:02,129 --> 00:03:04,298 Oh! Eh, I... I can't. 65 00:03:07,051 --> 00:03:09,053 I'm sorry, sir, time's up. 66 00:03:09,136 --> 00:03:12,514 No! I knew that one. Not fair. This game is a sham! 67 00:03:13,932 --> 00:03:15,392 That's a croc! 68 00:03:15,517 --> 00:03:18,312 That actually sounds like a good show. 69 00:03:19,688 --> 00:03:20,606 For idiots, Your Majesty. 70 00:03:20,689 --> 00:03:24,276 The crocodiles are trying to exploit our entertainment weakness 71 00:03:24,360 --> 00:03:25,819 to lure our people away. 72 00:03:25,903 --> 00:03:27,279 How did I not know of this? 73 00:03:27,363 --> 00:03:29,948 Maurice, you're the Minister of Information. 74 00:03:30,032 --> 00:03:31,742 There is no Minister of Information. 75 00:03:31,825 --> 00:03:32,701 Exactly. 76 00:03:32,785 --> 00:03:34,078 We have to stop them. 77 00:03:34,244 --> 00:03:37,623 Whatever he comes up with, we've got to stop him 78 00:03:37,706 --> 00:03:39,083 before he goes too far. 79 00:03:39,166 --> 00:03:40,000 Agreed. 80 00:03:42,503 --> 00:03:44,046 Step right up, folks. 81 00:03:44,129 --> 00:03:46,256 The show is about to begin. 82 00:03:46,340 --> 00:03:48,384 Comin' in hot! 83 00:03:49,468 --> 00:03:51,845 Oh, did I miss the king's big surprise? 84 00:03:51,929 --> 00:03:55,224 Nope. Whatever the "surprise" is, it hasn't started yet. 85 00:03:55,349 --> 00:03:56,517 Where is Clover? 86 00:04:04,108 --> 00:04:06,694 Look around you, what do you see? 87 00:04:06,777 --> 00:04:08,195 Real life. 88 00:04:08,278 --> 00:04:14,702 Well, I'm here today to say who needs real life? 89 00:04:15,285 --> 00:04:17,121 We're all gonna die! 90 00:04:17,204 --> 00:04:20,040 You see? That is what real life has done to you. 91 00:04:20,124 --> 00:04:22,543 So obsessed with dying. With fear. 92 00:04:22,626 --> 00:04:24,753 Well, what the heck else is there? 93 00:04:24,837 --> 00:04:26,213 When I was elected, 94 00:04:26,296 --> 00:04:28,507 I promised I was going to change things. 95 00:04:28,590 --> 00:04:30,342 But you can't change real life. 96 00:04:30,426 --> 00:04:33,971 It gets on everything like a fungus, it's all green and squishy, 97 00:04:34,054 --> 00:04:36,098 and maybe some little bugs in a yurt... 98 00:04:36,181 --> 00:04:39,518 Anyway, I figured, if you can't change real life, 99 00:04:39,601 --> 00:04:42,187 why not find a way to ignore it? 100 00:04:42,271 --> 00:04:44,648 Please take a controller and pass it down. 101 00:04:44,732 --> 00:04:45,733 There's enough for everyone. 102 00:04:45,816 --> 00:04:49,111 What you are holding in your hands is choice, peoples. 103 00:04:49,194 --> 00:04:53,323 Choice to tune out real life and tune in something new. 104 00:04:53,407 --> 00:04:55,826 Something that will let you forget your troubles 105 00:04:55,909 --> 00:04:57,870 with a simple turn of a dial. 106 00:04:57,953 --> 00:04:59,329 Oh, my stars, what is it? 107 00:04:59,413 --> 00:05:02,499 It sounds so wonderful, I think I'm gonna joy tinkle. 108 00:05:02,583 --> 00:05:04,126 Oops. There goes a dribbler. 109 00:05:04,209 --> 00:05:09,047 It is KJ-branded entertainment guaranteed to make you forget 110 00:05:09,131 --> 00:05:11,508 about your boring, painful, reality filled lives. 111 00:05:11,592 --> 00:05:13,886 I call it Julien-Vision! 112 00:05:14,595 --> 00:05:15,888 Julien-Vision. 113 00:05:15,971 --> 00:05:17,806 Oh, yeah! 114 00:05:17,890 --> 00:05:19,725 Maurice, what is this? 115 00:05:19,808 --> 00:05:21,602 I'm getting the same anxious feeling I get 116 00:05:21,685 --> 00:05:23,937 when a celebrity couple hires a young nanny. 117 00:05:24,021 --> 00:05:27,316 Don't worry, Clover and I were prepared for something like this. 118 00:05:27,399 --> 00:05:29,026 Clover? Clover, where are you? 119 00:05:29,109 --> 00:05:30,986 Let's see what's on. 120 00:05:33,197 --> 00:05:35,407 She's the stage mom you love to hate. 121 00:05:36,575 --> 00:05:39,995 Prepare yourself for Unleash the Beast! 122 00:05:40,245 --> 00:05:44,625 All right, my little angels, let's see some Grande Jetes, 123 00:05:44,708 --> 00:05:45,918 or so help me, 124 00:05:46,001 --> 00:05:50,005 I will not be able to control Todd! 125 00:05:54,718 --> 00:05:57,846 He's the jungle's freakiest bachelor. 126 00:05:57,930 --> 00:06:00,557 Welcome to The Single Life. 127 00:06:00,933 --> 00:06:06,021 Hey, girl... What's your sign? 128 00:06:06,104 --> 00:06:08,941 Mine's "Full Speed Ahead." 129 00:06:11,944 --> 00:06:14,530 Get ready for Hot Jungle Nights 130 00:06:14,613 --> 00:06:18,033 with Madagascar's favorite crime fighter, Clover! 131 00:06:18,116 --> 00:06:19,993 Oh, no, she didn't. 132 00:06:20,077 --> 00:06:21,995 Ello, ello, ello. 133 00:06:22,079 --> 00:06:23,997 What's all this about then? 134 00:06:24,081 --> 00:06:27,125 You can't come in here without a warrant. It's against the law. 135 00:06:27,209 --> 00:06:29,920 There's only one law in this jungle. Me! 136 00:06:30,003 --> 00:06:31,713 Ki-yah! Ha! Ha! 137 00:06:31,797 --> 00:06:34,967 Remember, kids, don't play with matches. 138 00:06:35,050 --> 00:06:36,843 You might get burned. 139 00:06:40,847 --> 00:06:44,184 Look at them, Maurice. Who needs real life? 140 00:06:44,268 --> 00:06:46,144 Julien-Vision is a hit. 141 00:06:46,228 --> 00:06:48,814 I'm your royal advisor. I should have been told! 142 00:06:48,897 --> 00:06:51,441 Yeah, but then you would have tried to stop me like you always do 143 00:06:51,525 --> 00:06:54,570 and I would have just done it anyway. So, ya know, this saved time. 144 00:06:54,653 --> 00:06:55,487 Woo! A-ha! 145 00:06:55,612 --> 00:06:57,197 Did you hear that applause? 146 00:06:57,281 --> 00:06:59,866 Star quality. Right here. Oh, yeah! 147 00:06:59,950 --> 00:07:03,036 I thought we were supposed to stop this together! What happened? 148 00:07:03,120 --> 00:07:04,079 Hello? 149 00:07:04,162 --> 00:07:06,373 My own show happened. Jealous? 150 00:07:06,456 --> 00:07:08,584 Are you going to cancel me? 151 00:07:08,667 --> 00:07:11,545 Oh, no! My show is all I have! 152 00:07:11,628 --> 00:07:14,965 Without it, I'll have to face my dubious life choices! 153 00:07:15,048 --> 00:07:16,049 Please, no! 154 00:07:16,133 --> 00:07:18,176 You're not canceled, Xixi. 155 00:07:18,260 --> 00:07:20,679 But I am going to need you to step up your game. 156 00:07:20,762 --> 00:07:23,223 No problem. I won't let you down. 157 00:07:25,684 --> 00:07:27,978 You and Xixi have been friends since childhood. 158 00:07:28,061 --> 00:07:29,938 You wouldn't really cancel her show, would you? 159 00:07:30,022 --> 00:07:33,066 Of course not, Mo-Mo, but it's not up to me. 160 00:07:33,150 --> 00:07:35,110 Julien-Vision is about choice. 161 00:07:35,193 --> 00:07:38,196 My peoples decide what they want or don't want. 162 00:07:38,947 --> 00:07:40,449 It's in their hands now. 163 00:07:43,952 --> 00:07:48,290 Gonna be a lot of empty huts if everyone's watching Julien-Vision. 164 00:07:48,373 --> 00:07:51,084 And a lot of unlocked doors. 165 00:07:53,420 --> 00:07:54,421 Whoa! 166 00:07:55,422 --> 00:07:57,883 This is Maggie, Mistress of the Unknown. 167 00:07:57,966 --> 00:07:59,259 What's your question? 168 00:07:59,843 --> 00:08:01,803 Uh-huh. Uh-huh. 169 00:08:02,095 --> 00:08:03,430 I bet that hurts. 170 00:08:03,513 --> 00:08:05,849 Hold on, let me consult the sky gods. 171 00:08:08,518 --> 00:08:10,854 I hope that was the answer you were looking for. 172 00:08:11,188 --> 00:08:12,272 Next caller. 173 00:08:12,564 --> 00:08:14,942 - Oh, please, King Julien. - No! 174 00:08:15,025 --> 00:08:18,820 I am not putting on a show about you painting pictures of my feet. 175 00:08:20,656 --> 00:08:21,907 Argh! Don't lick it. 176 00:08:23,992 --> 00:08:25,285 King Julien, we have a problem. 177 00:08:25,369 --> 00:08:28,038 I'm glad you're here. I'm beefing up our comedies 178 00:08:28,121 --> 00:08:32,125 in case the crocodiles get wind of our awesome programming and try something. 179 00:08:32,209 --> 00:08:33,543 I'm sorry, but this can't wait... 180 00:08:33,627 --> 00:08:37,422 Okay, check it, it's a pair of mismatched roommates... 181 00:08:39,007 --> 00:08:41,051 and they are living in a cave. 182 00:08:43,887 --> 00:08:46,765 Nurse Phantom, where are my beakers? 183 00:08:46,848 --> 00:08:50,185 In the lab where they belong, and not with my good china 184 00:08:50,268 --> 00:08:53,355 where I found them. Now sit down, dinner is ready. 185 00:08:55,023 --> 00:08:56,400 I'm not hungry. 186 00:08:56,483 --> 00:08:57,901 - Ooh. - Gah! 187 00:08:57,985 --> 00:09:03,031 Do you have any idea how long it took me to make that turkey pot pie 188 00:09:03,115 --> 00:09:06,118 on an island where there are no turkeys? 189 00:09:07,619 --> 00:09:13,792 Mamma Mia, why did we ever become roommates... in a cave? 190 00:09:14,501 --> 00:09:15,502 - Ha-ha. - Your Majesty, 191 00:09:15,585 --> 00:09:17,754 the kingdom has come to a grinding halt 192 00:09:17,838 --> 00:09:22,175 because everyone is either watching or starring on... Julien-Vision! 193 00:09:22,259 --> 00:09:25,846 I had no idea. Everyone? 194 00:09:25,929 --> 00:09:27,514 Well, there's still a small group... 195 00:09:27,597 --> 00:09:30,767 What? Why aren't they watching? Get them in those seats! 196 00:09:30,851 --> 00:09:33,186 I'm curing the boredom and stress of reality, Maurice! 197 00:09:33,270 --> 00:09:35,355 - It's a pretty big deal. - We've got a problem. 198 00:09:35,439 --> 00:09:36,773 Oh, man, not you too. 199 00:09:37,107 --> 00:09:38,275 Ahh! 200 00:09:38,734 --> 00:09:39,985 Just ahh! 201 00:09:40,068 --> 00:09:43,989 Welcome back to our ripped from the headlines exclusive 202 00:09:44,072 --> 00:09:46,116 Friend or Foe? 203 00:09:48,035 --> 00:09:50,662 I have always had tummy issues. 204 00:09:50,746 --> 00:09:52,205 Gurgle, gurgle. 205 00:09:52,289 --> 00:09:54,041 Is there a monster in there? 206 00:09:54,124 --> 00:09:56,293 I hope not. 207 00:09:56,376 --> 00:10:00,172 That's when I discovered I could make my own gecko cheese 208 00:10:00,255 --> 00:10:01,631 and you can, too. 209 00:10:02,966 --> 00:10:06,053 To start, get yourself a half dozen geckos 210 00:10:06,136 --> 00:10:08,638 and attach hoses to their milking bits. 211 00:10:08,722 --> 00:10:10,599 Oh, thundering pony thighs! 212 00:10:10,682 --> 00:10:12,726 - Help! - This is the problem? 213 00:10:12,809 --> 00:10:16,021 Fine, giving Ted his own cooking show was a mistake. 214 00:10:16,146 --> 00:10:17,064 Can I go now? 215 00:10:17,147 --> 00:10:18,482 - Uh... - Keep watching. 216 00:10:19,232 --> 00:10:22,736 That's better. They've brought reinforcements. 217 00:10:26,364 --> 00:10:27,407 Welcome back! 218 00:10:32,621 --> 00:10:34,456 That is the problem. 219 00:10:34,539 --> 00:10:38,001 The kingdom can't decide what to watch and all the show flipping 220 00:10:38,085 --> 00:10:41,546 is putting strain on the platform. I'm not sure she can hold. 221 00:10:43,215 --> 00:10:47,552 Hello, and welcome back to Still life with Feet. 222 00:10:48,136 --> 00:10:49,304 No! No, Mort! 223 00:10:49,471 --> 00:10:54,810 Oh, it's very important to get just a hint of rosy pink 224 00:10:54,893 --> 00:10:58,230 on King Julien's toe webbing. Oh... 225 00:10:59,564 --> 00:11:01,024 Give me that painting right now! 226 00:11:02,484 --> 00:11:05,028 - Now, you demented imp! - It's not finished! 227 00:11:13,370 --> 00:11:15,664 No, don't touch those dials, please! 228 00:11:15,747 --> 00:11:18,500 I'll do anything you want! 229 00:11:18,583 --> 00:11:22,754 I have no self esteem! 230 00:11:27,634 --> 00:11:28,552 No, you can't... 231 00:11:30,220 --> 00:11:32,931 I'm an only child! 232 00:11:33,348 --> 00:11:36,142 Oh! Oh, golly, I think I swallowed some! 233 00:11:37,894 --> 00:11:39,604 No means no, Mort! 234 00:11:39,688 --> 00:11:41,606 Get out of my spotlight. 235 00:11:43,692 --> 00:11:45,277 She's gonna blow! 236 00:11:50,490 --> 00:11:52,200 Your Majesty, watch out! 237 00:12:01,585 --> 00:12:02,419 Huh? 238 00:12:03,628 --> 00:12:05,422 Julien-Vision! 239 00:12:05,505 --> 00:12:08,133 It's ruined! 240 00:12:08,216 --> 00:12:12,512 We love King Julien! Yeah! 241 00:12:12,596 --> 00:12:13,597 Uh... 242 00:12:13,722 --> 00:12:16,266 Okay, weird. Is it brain damage, Timo? 243 00:12:16,349 --> 00:12:18,143 Are we going to have to put them all down? 244 00:12:18,226 --> 00:12:19,477 No, Your Majesty. 245 00:12:19,561 --> 00:12:22,188 You gave the kingdom a choice of what shows they wanted to watch 246 00:12:22,272 --> 00:12:24,357 and it appears they chose... you. 247 00:12:24,941 --> 00:12:26,276 - All four of you. - Um... 248 00:12:26,359 --> 00:12:27,193 Us? 249 00:12:28,361 --> 00:12:30,655 Oh, no. I know that look. You can't, Your Majesty. 250 00:12:30,739 --> 00:12:31,823 This is our lives. 251 00:12:31,907 --> 00:12:34,200 The peoples have spoken, Mo-Mo! 252 00:12:34,451 --> 00:12:38,914 Buckle up, kingdom, things are about to get real! 253 00:12:57,057 --> 00:13:02,270 Maurice! Where have you been? You'll never believe what's happened. 254 00:13:05,190 --> 00:13:07,317 King Julien and I had important business to discuss, 255 00:13:07,400 --> 00:13:10,403 but when I saw the big coconut, I knew we were in trouble. 256 00:13:13,323 --> 00:13:16,993 Someone has given Sir Tony a cashmere beret? 257 00:13:17,077 --> 00:13:18,453 You know about his allergies. 258 00:13:18,536 --> 00:13:19,955 Ugh! 259 00:13:20,038 --> 00:13:22,832 Your Majesty, the black and white cupcake party is tonight 260 00:13:22,916 --> 00:13:25,085 and Clover still hasn't RSVP'd. 261 00:13:25,168 --> 00:13:28,630 Impossible. This is the cupcake event of the season, y'all. 262 00:13:28,713 --> 00:13:31,424 - She'd never miss that. - Think again, girlfriend. 263 00:13:31,508 --> 00:13:36,346 I heard her down by the waterslide saying she was too good to go... 264 00:13:37,889 --> 00:13:39,683 Oh, no! Help me! 265 00:13:39,933 --> 00:13:41,851 Girlfriend, you best be lying 266 00:13:41,935 --> 00:13:45,689 or so help me, Miss Clover gonna see the business end of my prosthetic leg. 267 00:13:45,772 --> 00:13:48,108 - You don't have a prosthetic leg. - Hmm. 268 00:13:49,567 --> 00:13:52,278 Oh, yeah, this was gonna get bad. 269 00:13:52,362 --> 00:13:54,864 Bummer, because I was really looking forward 270 00:13:54,948 --> 00:13:56,783 to decorating some cupcakes. 271 00:13:56,866 --> 00:13:58,576 Here's one I made earlier. 272 00:13:58,660 --> 00:14:00,328 That's real stolen hair right there. 273 00:14:01,079 --> 00:14:03,748 Isn't it amazing? It's so real! 274 00:14:03,832 --> 00:14:05,333 It's like we're right there! 275 00:14:05,417 --> 00:14:07,293 We are right there, ya moron. 276 00:14:07,377 --> 00:14:11,339 I know! Who needs ambition and dreams when we can live vicariously 277 00:14:11,423 --> 00:14:12,882 through King Julien? 278 00:14:12,966 --> 00:14:14,759 I have to run home and joy tinkle. 279 00:14:15,760 --> 00:14:19,014 If The All Hail King Julien Show gets a spinoff, 280 00:14:19,097 --> 00:14:20,640 we're gonna need a bigger cave. 281 00:14:20,724 --> 00:14:23,685 Forget the cave. We're gonna need a bigger island. 282 00:14:27,439 --> 00:14:29,899 Hey! Buttered tortillas! 283 00:14:29,983 --> 00:14:31,151 We've been robbed! 284 00:14:32,027 --> 00:14:35,071 I better tinkle quick and get back before I miss something good. 285 00:14:35,739 --> 00:14:38,450 Who would have thought that when I created Julien-Vision, 286 00:14:38,533 --> 00:14:40,827 I would end up as its greatest star? 287 00:14:40,910 --> 00:14:43,621 Uh, how is our show doing against the competition? 288 00:14:43,705 --> 00:14:44,956 What competition? 289 00:14:45,040 --> 00:14:47,083 You canceled all the other shows except for Xixi's 290 00:14:47,167 --> 00:14:49,044 and we both know you won't cancel that. 291 00:14:49,127 --> 00:14:51,463 My friendship with Xixi is a gift. 292 00:14:51,796 --> 00:14:53,089 - Cancel it. - What? 293 00:14:53,173 --> 00:14:56,384 The peoples want all KJ all the time. 294 00:14:56,468 --> 00:14:58,094 Xixi will understand when you tell her. 295 00:14:58,178 --> 00:14:59,679 Me? No way! 296 00:14:59,763 --> 00:15:01,973 Well, I can't do it. I'm her friend. 297 00:15:02,057 --> 00:15:02,974 So am I! 298 00:15:03,058 --> 00:15:05,352 Comin' in hot! 299 00:15:05,435 --> 00:15:06,394 Your Majesty... 300 00:15:07,812 --> 00:15:10,190 - You did not just run away! - Yes, I did. 301 00:15:12,317 --> 00:15:14,652 Maurice, where did King Julien go? 302 00:15:14,736 --> 00:15:17,697 Xixi, I don't know how to say this... 303 00:15:17,781 --> 00:15:19,449 Oh, no. Is my show canceled? 304 00:15:19,532 --> 00:15:21,493 Is that why King Julien ran away? 305 00:15:21,618 --> 00:15:24,329 No! 306 00:15:24,412 --> 00:15:25,622 I'm freaking out! 307 00:15:25,705 --> 00:15:27,290 Stop! Breathe, Xixi! 308 00:15:27,374 --> 00:15:29,125 Your... Your show's not canceled! 309 00:15:29,209 --> 00:15:31,211 It's not? 310 00:15:31,294 --> 00:15:34,714 No. But even if it was, would that be so bad? 311 00:15:34,881 --> 00:15:38,385 Trust me, it is no picnic being on a hit show. 312 00:15:39,636 --> 00:15:44,307 Hey, everybody, look, it's Maurice, the sensitive one. 313 00:15:44,391 --> 00:15:48,478 Yeah, yeah. Somebody get a baby giraffe to make him cry. 314 00:15:50,480 --> 00:15:52,148 Cry! Cry! Cry! 315 00:15:52,232 --> 00:15:54,734 I have feelings! 316 00:15:54,818 --> 00:15:55,652 See what I mean? 317 00:15:55,735 --> 00:15:58,029 Yeah, but that's just because you're self-aware, 318 00:15:58,113 --> 00:16:00,323 whereas I am way too shallow to care. 319 00:16:01,408 --> 00:16:04,411 Just come up with a reality that people actually care about. 320 00:16:04,494 --> 00:16:07,455 Something they can't get from The All Hail King Julien Show. 321 00:16:07,539 --> 00:16:10,542 - Do that and everything will be fine. - Hmm. 322 00:16:10,625 --> 00:16:12,919 It's like stealing candy from a baby. 323 00:16:13,670 --> 00:16:16,589 I wonder what it'd be like to steal a baby from a baby, 324 00:16:16,673 --> 00:16:18,550 - know what I'm saying? - I do not wanna share 325 00:16:18,633 --> 00:16:20,301 a bathroom with you. Hoo-ah. 326 00:16:22,929 --> 00:16:24,639 Ooh! 327 00:16:24,722 --> 00:16:26,057 Uh. What's that, Mort? 328 00:16:27,600 --> 00:16:28,476 Good one. 329 00:16:28,560 --> 00:16:30,145 King Julien can hear my thoughts? 330 00:16:30,228 --> 00:16:31,521 Must be more careful. 331 00:16:31,604 --> 00:16:33,189 I can't let my thoughts betray me. 332 00:16:33,273 --> 00:16:36,568 You can cut the charade, Your Majesty, whateva! 333 00:16:36,651 --> 00:16:38,862 I know you've just been waiting to see if I'd show up. 334 00:16:38,945 --> 00:16:40,321 Ooh! 335 00:16:42,157 --> 00:16:43,533 Where have you been, Clover? 336 00:16:43,616 --> 00:16:45,910 You know how much this black and white cupcake party 337 00:16:45,994 --> 00:16:49,038 that I only came up with yesterday to fabricate controversy for the show 338 00:16:49,122 --> 00:16:50,498 means everything to me! 339 00:16:50,582 --> 00:16:51,875 You canceled my show! 340 00:16:51,958 --> 00:16:53,793 That's right. My... show! 341 00:16:53,877 --> 00:16:56,546 Technically, the peoples canceled your show. 342 00:16:56,838 --> 00:16:58,840 Oh. I am done. 343 00:16:58,923 --> 00:17:01,301 I am done! 344 00:17:01,634 --> 00:17:04,929 I could not believe Clover gave me the "sassy shut-up" hand. 345 00:17:05,013 --> 00:17:07,098 I had to go nuclear. 346 00:17:07,307 --> 00:17:10,935 It appears you've left me no choice but to recast. 347 00:17:11,144 --> 00:17:12,187 You can come out! 348 00:17:15,607 --> 00:17:16,941 Nurse Phantom! 349 00:17:17,025 --> 00:17:19,068 How could you? 350 00:17:19,152 --> 00:17:21,779 FYI, I'm taking your catchphrase. 351 00:17:22,822 --> 00:17:23,656 On it! 352 00:17:26,159 --> 00:17:28,578 Paws off the royal coiffure, Clover, 353 00:17:28,661 --> 00:17:31,080 or I will straight up yank out your weave. 354 00:17:31,164 --> 00:17:33,124 I don't have a weave. 355 00:17:35,960 --> 00:17:37,754 Just like old times, Pancho. 356 00:17:37,837 --> 00:17:40,465 You, me, and a dank cave full of loot. 357 00:17:40,965 --> 00:17:42,550 We make a pretty good team. 358 00:17:42,634 --> 00:17:44,135 Hey, you wanna wrestle? 359 00:17:44,219 --> 00:17:47,430 You know, like a bonding thing, not weird or nothin' like that. 360 00:17:47,514 --> 00:17:49,265 Sure, long as it's not weird. 361 00:17:49,349 --> 00:17:50,517 Oh, boy. 362 00:17:50,600 --> 00:17:53,144 This is gonna put me back on top! 363 00:17:53,228 --> 00:17:54,145 Oh, piledriver! 364 00:17:56,397 --> 00:17:59,651 Clover! King Julien! Stop! What are we doing? 365 00:17:59,734 --> 00:18:00,610 This isn't us! 366 00:18:00,693 --> 00:18:02,153 Of course it is. 367 00:18:02,237 --> 00:18:05,532 We've just been distilled to only include the stuff that's important, 368 00:18:05,615 --> 00:18:07,825 fighting and complaining about our privileged lives. 369 00:18:07,909 --> 00:18:11,287 Comin' in hot! 370 00:18:11,371 --> 00:18:12,997 King Julien, big news! 371 00:18:13,081 --> 00:18:15,708 Ugh! Xixi, now is not the time! 372 00:18:15,792 --> 00:18:18,044 But I've got a breaking story for my show. 373 00:18:18,127 --> 00:18:19,337 Show? 374 00:18:19,420 --> 00:18:21,005 Maurice, didn't you tell her? 375 00:18:21,089 --> 00:18:22,549 Tell me what? 376 00:18:22,882 --> 00:18:24,092 Xixi, I... uh... 377 00:18:24,300 --> 00:18:26,052 I was hoping I could change his mind. 378 00:18:26,135 --> 00:18:30,390 Look, Xixi, you know how much I love you. I mean, respeck! 379 00:18:30,473 --> 00:18:35,520 But turns out the peoples want their reality with very little actual reality. 380 00:18:35,603 --> 00:18:38,064 And that means The All Hail King Julien Show 381 00:18:38,147 --> 00:18:40,942 twenty-four-sev, and no news. 382 00:18:41,025 --> 00:18:43,152 But what about when you sleep? 383 00:18:43,236 --> 00:18:46,281 Two words, reruns. 384 00:18:46,573 --> 00:18:49,909 Your Majesty, the black and white cupcake party is tonight 385 00:18:49,993 --> 00:18:52,328 and Clover still hasn't RSVP'd. 386 00:18:52,412 --> 00:18:53,621 Impossible. 387 00:18:53,705 --> 00:18:57,000 This is the cupcake event of the season. She'd never miss that. 388 00:18:57,083 --> 00:18:59,085 Think again, girlfriend. 389 00:18:59,544 --> 00:19:00,420 Nope. 390 00:19:00,587 --> 00:19:02,505 Not doin' this. 391 00:19:02,589 --> 00:19:03,464 Xixi... 392 00:19:03,548 --> 00:19:05,592 Hey, nothing lasts forever, right? 393 00:19:05,883 --> 00:19:07,844 See ya around. 394 00:19:08,469 --> 00:19:09,887 Ooh. Uh... 395 00:19:09,971 --> 00:19:14,017 Maurice, you're the emotional one. Did she seem upset? 396 00:19:17,020 --> 00:19:19,480 Well, this reality isn't any fun. 397 00:19:19,564 --> 00:19:22,233 If I wanted to see hope and joy being crushed, 398 00:19:22,317 --> 00:19:25,153 I would have stayed home and watched Todd. Oh. 399 00:19:25,236 --> 00:19:26,654 I'm really sorry to interrupt, 400 00:19:26,738 --> 00:19:29,073 - but we've all been robbed! - What? 401 00:19:31,951 --> 00:19:33,453 They got my place, too. 402 00:19:33,536 --> 00:19:36,039 My stump wasn't touched. Weird, huh? 403 00:19:36,122 --> 00:19:37,540 How could this happen? 404 00:19:37,624 --> 00:19:39,459 Everyone was watching Julien-Vision... 405 00:19:39,542 --> 00:19:41,419 And, oh! You've got to be kidding me! 406 00:19:41,502 --> 00:19:45,923 While everyone was watching Julien-Vision, no one was watching the kingdom, 407 00:19:46,007 --> 00:19:48,009 including me. 408 00:19:48,092 --> 00:19:49,093 Sorry, Your Majesty. 409 00:19:49,177 --> 00:19:52,221 I just wanted to help my peoples hide from reality, 410 00:19:52,305 --> 00:19:54,432 but reality still found us. 411 00:19:54,515 --> 00:19:56,809 We forgot the harvest, we were robbed! 412 00:19:56,893 --> 00:19:58,853 You replaced me with Nurse Phantom. 413 00:19:58,936 --> 00:20:01,022 And I lost an old friend. 414 00:20:01,105 --> 00:20:02,440 - Xixi! - Xixi! 415 00:20:02,523 --> 00:20:04,233 She tried to tell us about something big! 416 00:20:04,317 --> 00:20:05,276 We have to find her! 417 00:20:12,575 --> 00:20:14,035 - Oh! - Hey, watch it! 418 00:20:14,118 --> 00:20:18,748 Hey, you don't wanna ride the party train, then get off the track! 419 00:20:18,831 --> 00:20:20,291 Xixi, what are you doing? 420 00:20:20,375 --> 00:20:21,584 Show's gone. 421 00:20:21,668 --> 00:20:23,586 This is where I belong now. 422 00:20:23,670 --> 00:20:27,757 Oh, yeah, goin' beast mode, y'all! 423 00:20:27,840 --> 00:20:30,218 We're never gonna die! 424 00:20:30,301 --> 00:20:31,761 Forget about the show. 425 00:20:31,844 --> 00:20:35,223 A show can't define you. Who you are is inside. 426 00:20:35,306 --> 00:20:37,767 And I think inside you're pretty wonderful. 427 00:20:37,850 --> 00:20:39,018 You really mean that? 428 00:20:39,102 --> 00:20:40,353 Of course I do. 429 00:20:40,436 --> 00:20:42,563 And King Julien feels the same way. 430 00:20:42,647 --> 00:20:44,190 I know it. He'll come around. 431 00:20:44,273 --> 00:20:47,860 You've always been a good friend to me, Maurice. 432 00:20:47,944 --> 00:20:50,238 Uh... Eh... 433 00:20:52,240 --> 00:20:53,366 What are you doing? 434 00:20:53,449 --> 00:20:54,742 Did you just try to kiss me? 435 00:20:55,034 --> 00:20:58,413 Ha... I'm sorry, I'm really fragile right now. 436 00:20:58,496 --> 00:20:59,872 Xixi! Maurice! 437 00:21:00,998 --> 00:21:02,959 Oh! I am so glad we found you. 438 00:21:03,042 --> 00:21:05,253 Me, too. This club is sicknasty. 439 00:21:05,336 --> 00:21:06,170 Who's the DJ? 440 00:21:06,254 --> 00:21:07,338 King Julien! 441 00:21:07,422 --> 00:21:08,631 Yes. Sorry. 442 00:21:08,715 --> 00:21:10,967 I'm going to say this fast because we've got kind of a crisis 443 00:21:11,050 --> 00:21:11,968 back in the kingdom. 444 00:21:12,051 --> 00:21:15,972 Xixi, despite Maurice's insistence on creating other shows to watch, 445 00:21:16,055 --> 00:21:19,016 for me, your show is the only one we need. 446 00:21:19,100 --> 00:21:23,229 I'm officially canceling Julien-Vision and un-canceling your show. 447 00:21:23,312 --> 00:21:24,814 Please come back to the kingdom. 448 00:21:24,897 --> 00:21:28,067 It wouldn't be the same without my oldest, dearest friend there. 449 00:21:28,151 --> 00:21:29,318 I don't know what to say. 450 00:21:33,072 --> 00:21:34,615 You already got the show back. 451 00:21:34,699 --> 00:21:36,409 She's had a really long day. 452 00:21:36,492 --> 00:21:38,077 You said there was a crisis, King Julien? 453 00:21:38,161 --> 00:21:41,164 Yes, someone has robbed the entire kingdom! 454 00:21:41,247 --> 00:21:42,790 Oh! I know who it is! 455 00:21:42,874 --> 00:21:44,500 Yeah, we thought you might. 456 00:21:44,584 --> 00:21:48,713 Xixi here reporting live from the scene of the biggest heist 457 00:21:48,796 --> 00:21:50,381 in Madagascar's history. 458 00:21:50,465 --> 00:21:53,718 Pancho, Andy, can you tell the viewers why you did it, 459 00:21:53,801 --> 00:21:56,095 and more importantly, who are you wearing? 460 00:21:56,179 --> 00:21:59,432 Nice to have the kingdom back to normal. 461 00:21:59,640 --> 00:22:01,392 Or as normal as this kingdom gets. 462 00:22:01,476 --> 00:22:05,229 Yes, Maurice, my peoples have learned a valuable lesson. 463 00:22:05,313 --> 00:22:07,857 Real life is boring and would be way better 464 00:22:07,940 --> 00:22:10,318 if we could edit it and add a bangin' soundtrack 465 00:22:10,401 --> 00:22:11,736 and explosions and stuff. 466 00:22:11,819 --> 00:22:13,404 That's pretty much the opposite of what I... 467 00:22:13,488 --> 00:22:16,073 I'm just sorry some of my brilliant show ideas 468 00:22:16,157 --> 00:22:17,408 will never see the light of day. 469 00:22:17,492 --> 00:22:20,369 How did I get here? 470 00:22:20,578 --> 00:22:22,330 Hey. Don't worry, Dandelion. 471 00:22:22,413 --> 00:22:25,208 Remember, Orange is the new Pancho. 472 00:22:25,291 --> 00:22:27,877 Anyone wanna wrestle? 473 00:22:27,960 --> 00:22:30,087 As long as it's weird. 474 00:22:33,633 --> 00:22:36,427 I can't believe King Julien didn't pick this show up. 475 00:22:37,011 --> 00:22:38,429 This is genius! 476 00:22:39,430 --> 00:22:42,430 - Addic7ed.com - 35333

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