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I'm okay!
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♪ Party ♪
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- # Who's the king? #
- # King Julien! #
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- # Who's the king? #
- # King Julien! #
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♪ Get down for the get down ♪
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- # Everybody party with King who? #
- # King Julien! #
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- # King who? #
- # King Julien! #
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♪ Tonight will be forever ♪
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♪ Let's do King Julien style ♪
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♪ Woof! ♪
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♪ Whoa, oh, whoa, oh ♪
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♪ Y'all tell me who's the king ♪
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♪ Whoa, oh, whoa, oh ♪
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♪ All hail King Julien! ♪
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Welcome back, everyone.
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As part of our public safety campaign,
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Pancho has a few words
to say on our kingdom.
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- Pancho.
- Thanks, Xixi.
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I hate to be a "Willie"...
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What the heck, man?
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...but there are a lot
of unlocked doors in the kingdom
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and someone, not me, could easily sneak in
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and go through your stuff
for fun or profit.
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Not me, but... like, someone else.
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Why is the news so boring?
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Maurice, what's on next?
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- Uh, Xixi.
- And after that?
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More Xixi.
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All I'm saying is that for a fee,
you know, like a nominal fee,
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I could offer insurance
against these kind of break-ins.
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Gee, Pancho, that sounds
a little like extortion.
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- Your word, Xixi, not mine.
- Okay. Why don't we go to commercial?
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Hey, kids, do you like scorpions?
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Yeah!
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Well, then you're gonna love
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our newest home protection model,
the Fairfax Scorpion Jr.
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Blue for boys and pink for girls.
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Give 'em a whirl.
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Kids these days are so lucky.
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Enough! I can't watch any more.
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My peoples work hard watersliding
and avoiding being eaten.
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They need a show that lets them
escape from reality.
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Where's the chair throwing
and interspecies love triangles?
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I'll put on a show for you, King Julien.
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Help!
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Andy, where are you going?
We still have another segment.
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Friend or Foe?
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I need to sell product
and this show is a dud.
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I'm going over to the Crocodile Kingdom.
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At least those guys know entertainment.
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What you say what?
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The Crocodiles are making shows?
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You bet they are.
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They got a crazy new show
that's crushing it.
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Is everyone ready to play...
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That's a croc!
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First question.
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When dining on another species,
one should always
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milk the marrow from the bones
before dessert.
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True or that's a croc? Five seconds.
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Oh. Oh, my.
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Such a fine line with marrow.
Uh, I believe... Yes, true. True!
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You have to push the button, sir.
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Oh! Eh, I... I can't.
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I'm sorry, sir, time's up.
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No! I knew that one. Not fair.
This game is a sham!
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That's a croc!
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That actually sounds like a good show.
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For idiots, Your Majesty.
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The crocodiles are trying
to exploit our entertainment weakness
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to lure our people away.
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How did I not know of this?
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Maurice, you're
the Minister of Information.
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There is no Minister of Information.
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Exactly.
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We have to stop them.
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Whatever he comes up with,
we've got to stop him
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before he goes too far.
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Agreed.
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Step right up, folks.
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The show is about to begin.
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Comin' in hot!
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Oh, did I miss the king's big surprise?
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Nope. Whatever the "surprise" is,
it hasn't started yet.
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Where is Clover?
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Look around you, what do you see?
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Real life.
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Well, I'm here today to say
who needs real life?
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We're all gonna die!
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You see?
That is what real life has done to you.
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So obsessed with dying. With fear.
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Well, what the heck else is there?
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When I was elected,
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I promised I was going to change things.
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But you can't change real life.
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It gets on everything like a fungus,
it's all green and squishy,
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and maybe some little bugs in a yurt...
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Anyway, I figured,
if you can't change real life,
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why not find a way to ignore it?
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Please take a controller and pass it down.
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There's enough for everyone.
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What you are holding
in your hands is choice, peoples.
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Choice to tune out real life
and tune in something new.
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Something that will let you
forget your troubles
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with a simple turn of a dial.
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Oh, my stars, what is it?
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It sounds so wonderful,
I think I'm gonna joy tinkle.
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Oops. There goes a dribbler.
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It is KJ-branded entertainment
guaranteed to make you forget
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about your boring, painful,
reality filled lives.
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I call it Julien-Vision!
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Julien-Vision.
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Oh, yeah!
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Maurice, what is this?
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I'm getting the same anxious feeling I get
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when a celebrity couple
hires a young nanny.
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Don't worry, Clover and I were prepared
for something like this.
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Clover?
Clover, where are you?
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Let's see what's on.
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She's the stage mom
you love to hate.
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Prepare yourself for Unleash the Beast!
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All right, my little angels,
let's see some Grande Jetes,
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or so help me,
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I will not be able to control
Todd!
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He's the jungle's freakiest bachelor.
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Welcome to The Single Life.
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Hey, girl... What's your sign?
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Mine's "Full Speed Ahead."
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Get ready for Hot Jungle Nights
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with Madagascar's favorite
crime fighter, Clover!
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Oh, no, she didn't.
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Ello, ello, ello.
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What's all this about then?
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You can't come in here without a warrant.
It's against the law.
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There's only one law in this jungle. Me!
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Ki-yah!
Ha! Ha!
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Remember, kids, don't play with matches.
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You might get burned.
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Look at them, Maurice.
Who needs real life?
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Julien-Vision is a hit.
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I'm your royal advisor.
I should have been told!
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Yeah, but then you would have
tried to stop me like you always do
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and I would have just done it anyway.
So, ya know, this saved time.
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Woo! A-ha!
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Did you hear that applause?
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Star quality. Right here. Oh, yeah!
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I thought we were supposed to
stop this together! What happened?
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Hello?
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My own show happened. Jealous?
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Are you going to cancel me?
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Oh, no!
My show is all I have!
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Without it, I'll have to face
my dubious life choices!
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Please, no!
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You're not canceled, Xixi.
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But I am going to need you
to step up your game.
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No problem. I won't let you down.
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You and Xixi have been friends
since childhood.
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You wouldn't really cancel her show,
would you?
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Of course not, Mo-Mo,
but it's not up to me.
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Julien-Vision is about choice.
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My peoples decide what they want
or don't want.
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It's in their hands now.
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Gonna be a lot of empty huts
if everyone's watching Julien-Vision.
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And a lot of unlocked doors.
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Whoa!
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This is Maggie, Mistress of the Unknown.
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What's your question?
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Uh-huh. Uh-huh.
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I bet that hurts.
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Hold on, let me consult the sky gods.
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I hope that was the answer
you were looking for.
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Next caller.
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- Oh, please, King Julien.
- No!
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I am not putting on a show
about you painting pictures of my feet.
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Argh! Don't lick it.
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King Julien, we have a problem.
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I'm glad you're here.
I'm beefing up our comedies
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in case the crocodiles get wind of our
awesome programming and try something.
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I'm sorry, but this can't wait...
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Okay, check it,
it's a pair of mismatched roommates...
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and they are living in a cave.
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Nurse Phantom, where are my beakers?
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In the lab where they belong,
and not with my good china
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where I found them.
Now sit down, dinner is ready.
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I'm not hungry.
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- Ooh.
- Gah!
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Do you have any idea how long it took me
to make that turkey pot pie
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on an island
where there are no turkeys?
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Mamma Mia, why did we ever
become roommates... in a cave?
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- Ha-ha.
- Your Majesty,
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the kingdom has come to a grinding halt
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because everyone is either watching
or starring on... Julien-Vision!
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I had no idea. Everyone?
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Well, there's still a small group...
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What? Why aren't they watching?
Get them in those seats!
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I'm curing the boredom
and stress of reality, Maurice!
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- It's a pretty big deal.
- We've got a problem.
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Oh, man, not you too.
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Ahh!
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Just ahh!
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Welcome back to our
ripped from the headlines exclusive
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Friend or Foe?
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I have always had tummy issues.
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Gurgle, gurgle.
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Is there a monster in there?
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I hope not.
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That's when I discovered
I could make my own gecko cheese
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and you can, too.
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To start, get yourself a half dozen geckos
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and attach hoses to their milking bits.
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Oh, thundering pony thighs!
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- Help!
- This is the problem?
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Fine, giving Ted his own cooking show
was a mistake.
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Can I go now?
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- Uh...
- Keep watching.
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That's better.
They've brought reinforcements.
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Welcome back!
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That is the problem.
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The kingdom can't decide what to watch
and all the show flipping
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is putting strain on the platform.
I'm not sure she can hold.
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Hello, and welcome back
to Still life with Feet.
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No! No, Mort!
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Oh, it's very important
to get just a hint of rosy pink
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on King Julien's toe webbing. Oh...
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Give me that painting right now!
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- Now, you demented imp!
- It's not finished!
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No, don't touch those dials, please!
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I'll do anything you want!
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I have no self esteem!
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No, you can't...
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I'm an only child!
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Oh! Oh, golly, I think I swallowed some!
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No means no, Mort!
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Get out of my spotlight.
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She's gonna blow!
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Your Majesty, watch out!
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Huh?
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Julien-Vision!
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It's ruined!
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We love King Julien! Yeah!
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Uh...
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Okay, weird. Is it brain damage, Timo?
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Are we going to have to put them all down?
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No, Your Majesty.
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You gave the kingdom a choice
of what shows they wanted to watch
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and it appears they chose... you.
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- All four of you.
- Um...
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Us?
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Oh, no. I know that look.
You can't, Your Majesty.
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This is our lives.
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The peoples have spoken, Mo-Mo!
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Buckle up, kingdom,
things are about to get real!
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00:12:57,057 --> 00:13:02,270
Maurice! Where have you been?
You'll never believe what's happened.
254
00:13:05,190 --> 00:13:07,317
King Julien and I
had important business to discuss,
255
00:13:07,400 --> 00:13:10,403
but when I saw the big coconut,
I knew we were in trouble.
256
00:13:13,323 --> 00:13:16,993
Someone has given Sir Tony
a cashmere beret?
257
00:13:17,077 --> 00:13:18,453
You know about his allergies.
258
00:13:18,536 --> 00:13:19,955
Ugh!
259
00:13:20,038 --> 00:13:22,832
Your Majesty, the black and white
cupcake party is tonight
260
00:13:22,916 --> 00:13:25,085
and Clover still hasn't RSVP'd.
261
00:13:25,168 --> 00:13:28,630
Impossible. This is the cupcake event
of the season, y'all.
262
00:13:28,713 --> 00:13:31,424
- She'd never miss that.
- Think again, girlfriend.
263
00:13:31,508 --> 00:13:36,346
I heard her down by the waterslide
saying she was too good to go...
264
00:13:37,889 --> 00:13:39,683
Oh, no! Help me!
265
00:13:39,933 --> 00:13:41,851
Girlfriend, you best be lying
266
00:13:41,935 --> 00:13:45,689
or so help me, Miss Clover gonna see
the business end of my prosthetic leg.
267
00:13:45,772 --> 00:13:48,108
- You don't have a prosthetic leg.
- Hmm.
268
00:13:49,567 --> 00:13:52,278
Oh, yeah, this was gonna get bad.
269
00:13:52,362 --> 00:13:54,864
Bummer, because I was
really looking forward
270
00:13:54,948 --> 00:13:56,783
to decorating some cupcakes.
271
00:13:56,866 --> 00:13:58,576
Here's one I made earlier.
272
00:13:58,660 --> 00:14:00,328
That's real stolen hair right there.
273
00:14:01,079 --> 00:14:03,748
Isn't it amazing? It's so real!
274
00:14:03,832 --> 00:14:05,333
It's like we're right there!
275
00:14:05,417 --> 00:14:07,293
We are right there, ya moron.
276
00:14:07,377 --> 00:14:11,339
I know! Who needs ambition and dreams
when we can live vicariously
277
00:14:11,423 --> 00:14:12,882
through King Julien?
278
00:14:12,966 --> 00:14:14,759
I have to run home and joy tinkle.
279
00:14:15,760 --> 00:14:19,014
If The All Hail King Julien Show
gets a spinoff,
280
00:14:19,097 --> 00:14:20,640
we're gonna need a bigger cave.
281
00:14:20,724 --> 00:14:23,685
Forget the cave.
We're gonna need a bigger island.
282
00:14:27,439 --> 00:14:29,899
Hey! Buttered tortillas!
283
00:14:29,983 --> 00:14:31,151
We've been robbed!
284
00:14:32,027 --> 00:14:35,071
I better tinkle quick and get back
before I miss something good.
285
00:14:35,739 --> 00:14:38,450
Who would have thought
that when I created Julien-Vision,
286
00:14:38,533 --> 00:14:40,827
I would end up as its greatest star?
287
00:14:40,910 --> 00:14:43,621
Uh, how is our show doing
against the competition?
288
00:14:43,705 --> 00:14:44,956
What competition?
289
00:14:45,040 --> 00:14:47,083
You canceled all the other shows
except for Xixi's
290
00:14:47,167 --> 00:14:49,044
and we both know you won't cancel that.
291
00:14:49,127 --> 00:14:51,463
My friendship with Xixi is a gift.
292
00:14:51,796 --> 00:14:53,089
- Cancel it.
- What?
293
00:14:53,173 --> 00:14:56,384
The peoples want all KJ all the time.
294
00:14:56,468 --> 00:14:58,094
Xixi will understand when you tell her.
295
00:14:58,178 --> 00:14:59,679
Me? No way!
296
00:14:59,763 --> 00:15:01,973
Well, I can't do it. I'm her friend.
297
00:15:02,057 --> 00:15:02,974
So am I!
298
00:15:03,058 --> 00:15:05,352
Comin' in hot!
299
00:15:05,435 --> 00:15:06,394
Your Majesty...
300
00:15:07,812 --> 00:15:10,190
- You did not just run away!
- Yes, I did.
301
00:15:12,317 --> 00:15:14,652
Maurice, where did King Julien go?
302
00:15:14,736 --> 00:15:17,697
Xixi, I don't know how to say this...
303
00:15:17,781 --> 00:15:19,449
Oh, no. Is my show canceled?
304
00:15:19,532 --> 00:15:21,493
Is that why King Julien ran away?
305
00:15:21,618 --> 00:15:24,329
No!
306
00:15:24,412 --> 00:15:25,622
I'm freaking out!
307
00:15:25,705 --> 00:15:27,290
Stop! Breathe, Xixi!
308
00:15:27,374 --> 00:15:29,125
Your... Your show's not canceled!
309
00:15:29,209 --> 00:15:31,211
It's not?
310
00:15:31,294 --> 00:15:34,714
No. But even if it was,
would that be so bad?
311
00:15:34,881 --> 00:15:38,385
Trust me, it is no picnic
being on a hit show.
312
00:15:39,636 --> 00:15:44,307
Hey, everybody, look,
it's Maurice, the sensitive one.
313
00:15:44,391 --> 00:15:48,478
Yeah, yeah. Somebody get a baby giraffe
to make him cry.
314
00:15:50,480 --> 00:15:52,148
Cry! Cry! Cry!
315
00:15:52,232 --> 00:15:54,734
I have feelings!
316
00:15:54,818 --> 00:15:55,652
See what I mean?
317
00:15:55,735 --> 00:15:58,029
Yeah, but that's
just because you're self-aware,
318
00:15:58,113 --> 00:16:00,323
whereas I am way too shallow to care.
319
00:16:01,408 --> 00:16:04,411
Just come up with a reality
that people actually care about.
320
00:16:04,494 --> 00:16:07,455
Something they can't get from
The All Hail King Julien Show.
321
00:16:07,539 --> 00:16:10,542
- Do that and everything will be fine.
- Hmm.
322
00:16:10,625 --> 00:16:12,919
It's like stealing
candy from a baby.
323
00:16:13,670 --> 00:16:16,589
I wonder what it'd be like
to steal a baby from a baby,
324
00:16:16,673 --> 00:16:18,550
- know what I'm saying?
- I do not wanna share
325
00:16:18,633 --> 00:16:20,301
a bathroom with you. Hoo-ah.
326
00:16:22,929 --> 00:16:24,639
Ooh!
327
00:16:24,722 --> 00:16:26,057
Uh. What's that, Mort?
328
00:16:27,600 --> 00:16:28,476
Good one.
329
00:16:28,560 --> 00:16:30,145
King Julien can hear my thoughts?
330
00:16:30,228 --> 00:16:31,521
Must be more careful.
331
00:16:31,604 --> 00:16:33,189
I can't let my thoughts betray me.
332
00:16:33,273 --> 00:16:36,568
You can cut the charade,
Your Majesty, whateva!
333
00:16:36,651 --> 00:16:38,862
I know you've just been waiting
to see if I'd show up.
334
00:16:38,945 --> 00:16:40,321
Ooh!
335
00:16:42,157 --> 00:16:43,533
Where have you been, Clover?
336
00:16:43,616 --> 00:16:45,910
You know how much
this black and white cupcake party
337
00:16:45,994 --> 00:16:49,038
that I only came up with yesterday
to fabricate controversy for the show
338
00:16:49,122 --> 00:16:50,498
means everything to me!
339
00:16:50,582 --> 00:16:51,875
You canceled my show!
340
00:16:51,958 --> 00:16:53,793
That's right. My... show!
341
00:16:53,877 --> 00:16:56,546
Technically, the peoples
canceled your show.
342
00:16:56,838 --> 00:16:58,840
Oh. I am done.
343
00:16:58,923 --> 00:17:01,301
I am done!
344
00:17:01,634 --> 00:17:04,929
I could not believe Clover gave me
the "sassy shut-up" hand.
345
00:17:05,013 --> 00:17:07,098
I had to go nuclear.
346
00:17:07,307 --> 00:17:10,935
It appears you've left me no choice
but to recast.
347
00:17:11,144 --> 00:17:12,187
You can come out!
348
00:17:15,607 --> 00:17:16,941
Nurse Phantom!
349
00:17:17,025 --> 00:17:19,068
How could you?
350
00:17:19,152 --> 00:17:21,779
FYI, I'm taking your catchphrase.
351
00:17:22,822 --> 00:17:23,656
On it!
352
00:17:26,159 --> 00:17:28,578
Paws off the royal coiffure, Clover,
353
00:17:28,661 --> 00:17:31,080
or I will straight up yank out your weave.
354
00:17:31,164 --> 00:17:33,124
I don't have a weave.
355
00:17:35,960 --> 00:17:37,754
Just like old times, Pancho.
356
00:17:37,837 --> 00:17:40,465
You, me, and a dank cave full of loot.
357
00:17:40,965 --> 00:17:42,550
We make a pretty good team.
358
00:17:42,634 --> 00:17:44,135
Hey, you wanna wrestle?
359
00:17:44,219 --> 00:17:47,430
You know, like a bonding thing,
not weird or nothin' like that.
360
00:17:47,514 --> 00:17:49,265
Sure, long as it's not weird.
361
00:17:49,349 --> 00:17:50,517
Oh, boy.
362
00:17:50,600 --> 00:17:53,144
This is gonna put me back on top!
363
00:17:53,228 --> 00:17:54,145
Oh, piledriver!
364
00:17:56,397 --> 00:17:59,651
Clover! King Julien! Stop!
What are we doing?
365
00:17:59,734 --> 00:18:00,610
This isn't us!
366
00:18:00,693 --> 00:18:02,153
Of course it is.
367
00:18:02,237 --> 00:18:05,532
We've just been distilled to only include
the stuff that's important,
368
00:18:05,615 --> 00:18:07,825
fighting and complaining
about our privileged lives.
369
00:18:07,909 --> 00:18:11,287
Comin' in hot!
370
00:18:11,371 --> 00:18:12,997
King Julien, big news!
371
00:18:13,081 --> 00:18:15,708
Ugh! Xixi, now is not the time!
372
00:18:15,792 --> 00:18:18,044
But I've got a breaking story for my show.
373
00:18:18,127 --> 00:18:19,337
Show?
374
00:18:19,420 --> 00:18:21,005
Maurice, didn't you tell her?
375
00:18:21,089 --> 00:18:22,549
Tell me what?
376
00:18:22,882 --> 00:18:24,092
Xixi, I... uh...
377
00:18:24,300 --> 00:18:26,052
I was hoping I could change his mind.
378
00:18:26,135 --> 00:18:30,390
Look, Xixi, you know how much I love you.
I mean, respeck!
379
00:18:30,473 --> 00:18:35,520
But turns out the peoples want their
reality with very little actual reality.
380
00:18:35,603 --> 00:18:38,064
And that means
The All Hail King Julien Show
381
00:18:38,147 --> 00:18:40,942
twenty-four-sev, and no news.
382
00:18:41,025 --> 00:18:43,152
But what about when you sleep?
383
00:18:43,236 --> 00:18:46,281
Two words, reruns.
384
00:18:46,573 --> 00:18:49,909
Your Majesty, the black and white
cupcake party is tonight
385
00:18:49,993 --> 00:18:52,328
and Clover still hasn't RSVP'd.
386
00:18:52,412 --> 00:18:53,621
Impossible.
387
00:18:53,705 --> 00:18:57,000
This is the cupcake event of the season.
She'd never miss that.
388
00:18:57,083 --> 00:18:59,085
Think again, girlfriend.
389
00:18:59,544 --> 00:19:00,420
Nope.
390
00:19:00,587 --> 00:19:02,505
Not doin' this.
391
00:19:02,589 --> 00:19:03,464
Xixi...
392
00:19:03,548 --> 00:19:05,592
Hey, nothing lasts forever, right?
393
00:19:05,883 --> 00:19:07,844
See ya around.
394
00:19:08,469 --> 00:19:09,887
Ooh. Uh...
395
00:19:09,971 --> 00:19:14,017
Maurice, you're the emotional one.
Did she seem upset?
396
00:19:17,020 --> 00:19:19,480
Well, this reality isn't any fun.
397
00:19:19,564 --> 00:19:22,233
If I wanted to see
hope and joy being crushed,
398
00:19:22,317 --> 00:19:25,153
I would have stayed home
and watched Todd. Oh.
399
00:19:25,236 --> 00:19:26,654
I'm really sorry to interrupt,
400
00:19:26,738 --> 00:19:29,073
- but we've all been robbed!
- What?
401
00:19:31,951 --> 00:19:33,453
They got my place, too.
402
00:19:33,536 --> 00:19:36,039
My stump wasn't touched. Weird, huh?
403
00:19:36,122 --> 00:19:37,540
How could this happen?
404
00:19:37,624 --> 00:19:39,459
Everyone was watching Julien-Vision...
405
00:19:39,542 --> 00:19:41,419
And, oh! You've got to be kidding me!
406
00:19:41,502 --> 00:19:45,923
While everyone was watching Julien-Vision,
no one was watching the kingdom,
407
00:19:46,007 --> 00:19:48,009
including me.
408
00:19:48,092 --> 00:19:49,093
Sorry, Your Majesty.
409
00:19:49,177 --> 00:19:52,221
I just wanted to help my peoples
hide from reality,
410
00:19:52,305 --> 00:19:54,432
but reality still found us.
411
00:19:54,515 --> 00:19:56,809
We forgot the harvest, we were robbed!
412
00:19:56,893 --> 00:19:58,853
You replaced me with Nurse Phantom.
413
00:19:58,936 --> 00:20:01,022
And I lost an old friend.
414
00:20:01,105 --> 00:20:02,440
- Xixi!
- Xixi!
415
00:20:02,523 --> 00:20:04,233
She tried to tell us about something big!
416
00:20:04,317 --> 00:20:05,276
We have to find her!
417
00:20:12,575 --> 00:20:14,035
- Oh!
- Hey, watch it!
418
00:20:14,118 --> 00:20:18,748
Hey, you don't wanna ride the party train,
then get off the track!
419
00:20:18,831 --> 00:20:20,291
Xixi, what are you doing?
420
00:20:20,375 --> 00:20:21,584
Show's gone.
421
00:20:21,668 --> 00:20:23,586
This is where I belong now.
422
00:20:23,670 --> 00:20:27,757
Oh, yeah, goin' beast mode, y'all!
423
00:20:27,840 --> 00:20:30,218
We're never gonna die!
424
00:20:30,301 --> 00:20:31,761
Forget about the show.
425
00:20:31,844 --> 00:20:35,223
A show can't define you.
Who you are is inside.
426
00:20:35,306 --> 00:20:37,767
And I think inside
you're pretty wonderful.
427
00:20:37,850 --> 00:20:39,018
You really mean that?
428
00:20:39,102 --> 00:20:40,353
Of course I do.
429
00:20:40,436 --> 00:20:42,563
And King Julien feels the same way.
430
00:20:42,647 --> 00:20:44,190
I know it. He'll come around.
431
00:20:44,273 --> 00:20:47,860
You've always been
a good friend to me, Maurice.
432
00:20:47,944 --> 00:20:50,238
Uh... Eh...
433
00:20:52,240 --> 00:20:53,366
What are you doing?
434
00:20:53,449 --> 00:20:54,742
Did you just try to kiss me?
435
00:20:55,034 --> 00:20:58,413
Ha... I'm sorry,
I'm really fragile right now.
436
00:20:58,496 --> 00:20:59,872
Xixi! Maurice!
437
00:21:00,998 --> 00:21:02,959
Oh! I am so glad we found you.
438
00:21:03,042 --> 00:21:05,253
Me, too. This club is sicknasty.
439
00:21:05,336 --> 00:21:06,170
Who's the DJ?
440
00:21:06,254 --> 00:21:07,338
King Julien!
441
00:21:07,422 --> 00:21:08,631
Yes. Sorry.
442
00:21:08,715 --> 00:21:10,967
I'm going to say this fast
because we've got kind of a crisis
443
00:21:11,050 --> 00:21:11,968
back in the kingdom.
444
00:21:12,051 --> 00:21:15,972
Xixi, despite Maurice's insistence
on creating other shows to watch,
445
00:21:16,055 --> 00:21:19,016
for me, your show is the only one we need.
446
00:21:19,100 --> 00:21:23,229
I'm officially canceling Julien-Vision
and un-canceling your show.
447
00:21:23,312 --> 00:21:24,814
Please come back to the kingdom.
448
00:21:24,897 --> 00:21:28,067
It wouldn't be the same
without my oldest, dearest friend there.
449
00:21:28,151 --> 00:21:29,318
I don't know what to say.
450
00:21:33,072 --> 00:21:34,615
You already got the show back.
451
00:21:34,699 --> 00:21:36,409
She's had a really long day.
452
00:21:36,492 --> 00:21:38,077
You said there was a crisis, King Julien?
453
00:21:38,161 --> 00:21:41,164
Yes, someone has robbed
the entire kingdom!
454
00:21:41,247 --> 00:21:42,790
Oh! I know who it is!
455
00:21:42,874 --> 00:21:44,500
Yeah, we thought you might.
456
00:21:44,584 --> 00:21:48,713
Xixi here reporting live
from the scene of the biggest heist
457
00:21:48,796 --> 00:21:50,381
in Madagascar's history.
458
00:21:50,465 --> 00:21:53,718
Pancho, Andy,
can you tell the viewers why you did it,
459
00:21:53,801 --> 00:21:56,095
and more importantly, who are you wearing?
460
00:21:56,179 --> 00:21:59,432
Nice to have the kingdom
back to normal.
461
00:21:59,640 --> 00:22:01,392
Or as normal as this kingdom gets.
462
00:22:01,476 --> 00:22:05,229
Yes, Maurice, my peoples have learned
a valuable lesson.
463
00:22:05,313 --> 00:22:07,857
Real life is boring
and would be way better
464
00:22:07,940 --> 00:22:10,318
if we could edit it
and add a bangin' soundtrack
465
00:22:10,401 --> 00:22:11,736
and explosions and stuff.
466
00:22:11,819 --> 00:22:13,404
That's pretty much
the opposite of what I...
467
00:22:13,488 --> 00:22:16,073
I'm just sorry some of my
brilliant show ideas
468
00:22:16,157 --> 00:22:17,408
will never see the light of day.
469
00:22:17,492 --> 00:22:20,369
How did I get here?
470
00:22:20,578 --> 00:22:22,330
Hey. Don't worry, Dandelion.
471
00:22:22,413 --> 00:22:25,208
Remember, Orange is the new Pancho.
472
00:22:25,291 --> 00:22:27,877
Anyone wanna wrestle?
473
00:22:27,960 --> 00:22:30,087
As long as it's weird.
474
00:22:33,633 --> 00:22:36,427
I can't believe King Julien
didn't pick this show up.
475
00:22:37,011 --> 00:22:38,429
This is genius!
476
00:22:39,430 --> 00:22:42,430
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