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Subtitles by explosiveskull
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Kill her, she's
already dead.
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So full of ego.
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So poisoned
with arrogance.
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Blood, blood, more blood.
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Welcome to the podcast.
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Today we have a
very special guest.
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Max Gerhardt.
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Max is one of Las Vegas' most
brilliant creative directors.
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And today, we're
going to talk about
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social media influencers,
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and I'm wondering
how this is affecting
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advertising
and marketing.
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Well it's great.
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I can target
exactly who I want.
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I can make these
buyers buy anything.
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I can shove the product
so far down their throat,
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that they'll puke
up their money.
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And how do I do
this, Ruger?
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Influencers.
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They are the direct
line to the sheep
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that are following them.
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But Max, don't
you worry sometimes,
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that these influencers are
sending the wrong message?
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I mean, they're
saying things like,
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you've gotta wear these
clothes or you're a loser.
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Or buy this product
or you're a loser.
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Or you've gotta ride your
mountain bike over this cliff edge
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or you're a loser.
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I mean, this is
a very new trend,
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but it seems to be
very dangerous to me.
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Stop, I really
don't give a damn.
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Materialism is
where it's at.
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Designer clothes, jewelry,
hair makeup, whatever.
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I'm not selling
spirituality, incense,
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or enlightenment here.
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I'm selling
fucking products.
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I don't give a shit about your
kid's mental health either.
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Go see a shrink after
you buy my products.
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Tomorrow, I got this
shoot in the desert,
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for some designer
jewelry line.
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My model, a little
bit on the older side.
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She was super-famous
at one point,
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but now, social
media followers?
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Not that many.
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This will be the
last time I hire her.
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After this, she's dead.
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Come on, Max,
that's pretty brutal.
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Welcome to
the new shit.
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This shoot is
a piece of shit.
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You can't even
see her jewelry.
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Hot shoot.
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Thank you.
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No, I mean it's hot.
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Fucking hundred degrees.
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Yes yes,
it's a hundred degrees.
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So I noticed
you don't have
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a lot of social
media followers.
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Not my thing.
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Well it should be.
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The day's coming where
it'll be everything.
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What do you mean?
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You almost didn't
get this gig.
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The agency doesn't think
you are popular enough.
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But I pushed for you.
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Well thank you.
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But what?
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If you don't have a lot of
followers, you're nothing.
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Well that's harsh.
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You wait.
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In a few years, if you
don't have at least
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a half a million followers,
you won't get gigs.
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You'll be nothing, it's
like you won't exist.
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Are you serious?
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Too bad for them,
too bad for you.
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You'll be irrelevant.
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But I can change
that for you.
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A few extra favors,
I can get you over a million followers.
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Max, your hand is on my leg,
and I didn't ask for that.
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Look, just come
over to my place,
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once a week for a while.
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We'll have a great time,
and it'll be a lot of fun.
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Spend the night, I'll
get you a following.
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I'll put the marketing
department on it.
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For you.
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Okay so let me
get this straight.
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So, I come over
to your place,
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fuck you once a week,
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and you get me followers.
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No Max, I will not fuck you
for a million followers.
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Here, let me
fix this for you.
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Thank you.
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I gotta ask you.
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What's with this
clown costume?
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Um, Max has a
clown fetish I think.
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That's really weird.
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Yeah, yeah.
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I fucking hate clowns.
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The shower
should be free now
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if you want to get
all that dust off.
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I'm gonna head home.
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All right, see
you later, Moxie.
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See you soon.
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What the fuck?
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Max, is that you?
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Fuck!
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What the fuck
is going on?
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Ssh, don't you
fucking look at me.
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What the fuck
are you doing?
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What the fuck is that?
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No no no, my
beloved clown.
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Ssh, she didn't mean it.
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You didn't mean
it, did you?
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No no
I didn't mean it.
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Fucking slut!
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It's too late for you.
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No fear, Moxie.
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I'm from the other side.
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You're gonna die, Moxie.
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I don't want to die.
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You're gonna
be fine, Moxie.
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I'm not taking you
to the dark place.
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But you need to
make a choice.
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Listen.
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I will take you now.
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I'll take you to
the other world.
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There's absolute
love waiting for you.
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Or remain here
and seek revenge.
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I want to live.
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You're going
to die, Moxie.
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Choose.
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Revenge.
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What did you do, Max?
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Her blood is all
over the place.
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Clean that shit up.
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Hey Stue.
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So we just broke twenty
million followers.
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You my friend, are
officially the king.
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Oh by the way, you know that
supermodel you wanted to shoot?
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She's out back right now.
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Fuck yeah.
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Stue Harrington,
oh my God.
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Why are you
so surprised?
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You signed up for this.
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This is real?
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This is real.
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Okay okay, stop, stop!
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This is so stupid.
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Right?
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Give me the whole bottle.
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Wait no no, get
me three bottles.
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We're rolling.
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What's up minions?
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This is the new shit.
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You know those trust
fund machismos?
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Buying fake fame?
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Well, they can
kiss my ass.
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From now on, go all in
or get the fuck out!
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Keep it real!
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Stop, stop!
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Hey hey! NO!
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You can get out
of my house!
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And no payday
for you honey!
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Did you get that?
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Got it!
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Fuck yeah!
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Asshole!
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Fucking genius, man!
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All right, here we go.
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Here's what we
have for project...
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Slash and Burn.
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Rachel Benson.
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Beauty influencer,
she's a designer bitch.
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Money whore on steroids.
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Currently, at
932,102 followers.
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She's almost at a million,
she's on the rise.
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Stuck up chicks and horny
thirteen year old boys love her.
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Hot, put her
on my hit list.
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Nice, man.
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Bob Sumpton,
gamer influencer.
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Currently at
845,485 followers.
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Hold on, hold on.
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Is he one of those
gamer freaks,
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that plays video games and
little kids just watch him play?
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He might be.
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No, fuck that guy!
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Fuck him, fuck him.
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I don't want him
anywhere near me,
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or touch any of
my things, okay?
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Fuck him!
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Send a text to
him that says,
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fuck you from Stue
Harrington, okay?
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Cool.
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Okay.
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Taz Smith, extreme
sports influencer.
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You know who he is.
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Adrenaline freak,
mountain biker,
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rock climber, all
that outdoorsy shit.
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He's probably got
like a two inch dick.
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Oh, I like
Taz, he's funny.
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And he's
also currently
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at 1.191 million
followers.
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Oh, too bad, you
gotta burn, Taz.
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Finally, we have
Gwendaline Black.
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She's kinda low,
495,374 followers.
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But metal is back,
stronger than ever.
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Figured you'd kinda
want to lock that down.
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She is superhot.
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I gotta bang that slayer
chick wannabe slut by the end.
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Bam, and then
snuff her out.
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Well, this is
a great group.
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Well besides
that gamer guy.
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Fuck that guy!
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Well let's just
send out the texts.
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And make sure they're at
the photo studio Friday.
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- Good?
- On it, homey.
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Bam!
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Hey hotties, it's
your girl, Rach.
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Okay, I keep getting all
these bullshit comments.
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All like, oh
love yourself.
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And oh, my juicy thighs.
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And I'm like, eww!
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Seriously, what the
fuck is this bullshit?
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Do you think I got this
rock without these babies?
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Thank you, ladies.
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Seriously
though, bitches,
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if you want that money,
you have to work your honey.
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Get those injections,
get those implants.
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Get that big fat juicy
booty if you want one.
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The boys are really
into that right now.
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All right, bitches,
stay sexy!
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Hearts!
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Ooh, Stue Harrington.
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Cha-ching!
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Yo biatches.
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Hit the bell to subscribe so
you can see all my new shit.
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I am the adventure king.
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I just saw some newbie
back on the single track,
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who took a header and now his
brains are all over the trail.
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What an idiot!
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I mean, you know
what they say.
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Keep up or stay off
the trails, right?
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Keep up or fuck you!
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What the fuck, man?
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I'm trying to vlog here.
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Stue Harrington.
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Partner with
Stue Harrington.
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Shit, that's
gonna be big.
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I'm at my favorite
bar in Vegas.
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The Mint.
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You can't get this hot.
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So don't even try.
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But don't worry, girls!
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I won't fuck
your little man.
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I only fuck front men.
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With gold records.
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No side men for me.
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No fucking way.
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Because I don't
fucking care.
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So ever get
douche chills?
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I just did.
262
00:20:40,978 --> 00:20:42,814
I just got a text
from Stue Harrington.
263
00:20:42,847 --> 00:20:44,080
Stue wants to meet me.
264
00:20:44,114 --> 00:20:45,082
Well of course he does.
265
00:20:45,115 --> 00:20:46,550
Who doesn't?
266
00:20:46,584 --> 00:20:47,919
But you can't
play a player.
267
00:20:47,952 --> 00:20:51,455
That asshole just opened
up Pandora's Fucking Box.
268
00:20:51,489 --> 00:20:53,825
Hey Stuey, I'm
coming for you.
269
00:20:53,857 --> 00:20:55,827
And I got a
ten-inch strap-on.
270
00:20:55,859 --> 00:20:57,093
Let's play
271
00:22:10,634 --> 00:22:12,036
Fuck you bitch!
272
00:22:57,280 --> 00:22:58,081
Moxie!
273
00:23:39,223 --> 00:23:40,058
Fuck!
274
00:23:41,791 --> 00:23:43,160
Moxie, is that you?
275
00:23:51,969 --> 00:23:53,004
I'm sorry.
276
00:23:54,905 --> 00:23:57,875
I'm really so sorry.
277
00:24:06,316 --> 00:24:08,886
Say something you
fucking cunt!
278
00:24:10,220 --> 00:24:11,856
Fucking whore.
279
00:24:11,888 --> 00:24:13,657
You're nothing
but a fuck puppet.
280
00:24:13,691 --> 00:24:15,660
I fucking despise you.
281
00:24:20,196 --> 00:24:23,233
Go to Hell, you
evil bitch!
282
00:25:58,127 --> 00:26:00,130
Hey boss, they're here.
283
00:26:00,164 --> 00:26:01,898
Show them in.
284
00:26:01,932 --> 00:26:04,367
But tell them to keep
their mouths fucking shut,
285
00:26:04,401 --> 00:26:05,436
until I say so.
286
00:26:05,469 --> 00:26:06,370
Copy that.
287
00:26:52,582 --> 00:26:55,552
How come I'm the only one
with a drink in my hand?
288
00:27:09,031 --> 00:27:12,970
So kids, you're here because
you're on a ticking clock.
289
00:27:13,002 --> 00:27:16,272
None of you will ever
reach my numbers.
290
00:27:16,306 --> 00:27:18,609
So you think
we're at our peak?
291
00:27:18,642 --> 00:27:20,444
It's a glass
ceiling, Gwen.
292
00:27:20,476 --> 00:27:22,078
And I'm here to smash it.
293
00:27:22,111 --> 00:27:24,915
Blow it off it's
fucking roof sister.
294
00:27:24,947 --> 00:27:26,382
How?
295
00:27:26,415 --> 00:27:29,386
We make social
media our bitch, Taz.
296
00:27:29,418 --> 00:27:32,388
You see, what we have
in this room right now,
297
00:27:32,422 --> 00:27:35,526
is a lovely group
of rookies.
298
00:27:35,559 --> 00:27:37,895
But what you need
is the guidance of,
299
00:27:37,927 --> 00:27:40,196
a major league all-star.
300
00:27:40,230 --> 00:27:42,400
We're not rookies.
301
00:27:46,036 --> 00:27:49,473
How many followers
do you have, champ?
302
00:27:49,505 --> 00:27:51,875
Less than a half
a million, right?
303
00:27:51,908 --> 00:27:55,278
You are a rookie!
304
00:27:57,981 --> 00:27:59,950
So why are
we here, Stue?
305
00:27:59,982 --> 00:28:03,087
Well, I have
a proposition.
306
00:28:03,119 --> 00:28:04,921
I have a proposition
for all of you.
307
00:28:04,954 --> 00:28:09,092
You do this, and I
will promote you bigly.
308
00:28:09,126 --> 00:28:12,529
And you will reach two
million followers in a week.
309
00:28:12,561 --> 00:28:13,463
Each.
310
00:28:13,496 --> 00:28:14,898
I'm all ears, babe.
311
00:28:14,932 --> 00:28:16,467
Good, I want a team.
312
00:28:16,500 --> 00:28:18,202
I want to own
all the genres.
313
00:28:18,234 --> 00:28:21,038
You know, beauty,
extreme sports,
314
00:28:21,070 --> 00:28:22,505
sexy chicks.
315
00:28:22,539 --> 00:28:25,309
We gotta make
a big stunt.
316
00:28:25,341 --> 00:28:29,979
So here is my offer.
317
00:28:30,012 --> 00:28:33,951
You spend one night on
my property, together.
318
00:28:33,983 --> 00:28:36,453
All right, you
vlog, shoot videos,
319
00:28:36,485 --> 00:28:38,289
take photos,
do your thing.
320
00:28:38,321 --> 00:28:40,925
But whoever does
it the best,
321
00:28:40,957 --> 00:28:44,994
will join me in
conquering the world.
322
00:28:45,028 --> 00:28:46,563
That's weak.
323
00:28:46,596 --> 00:28:47,998
What's the hook?
324
00:28:48,030 --> 00:28:49,500
Spending the
night where?
325
00:28:51,001 --> 00:28:52,302
My old film studio.
326
00:28:52,336 --> 00:28:53,136
Right here in Vegas.
327
00:28:53,169 --> 00:28:54,570
Uh, the old part.
328
00:28:54,604 --> 00:28:56,407
You have a film studio?
329
00:28:56,440 --> 00:28:58,475
Had a film studio.
330
00:28:58,508 --> 00:29:00,177
I closed it a
long time ago.
331
00:29:00,210 --> 00:29:02,379
And that's your
brilliant idea?
332
00:29:02,412 --> 00:29:04,481
We've had a few
bad experiences,
333
00:29:04,513 --> 00:29:06,516
and people think
it's haunted.
334
00:29:06,550 --> 00:29:09,353
Haunted, haunted
film studio?
335
00:29:09,386 --> 00:29:11,387
Cool.
336
00:29:11,421 --> 00:29:14,124
Okay, are we supposed to
like, sleep there or something?
337
00:29:14,156 --> 00:29:15,960
Like, I don't
even get it.
338
00:29:15,992 --> 00:29:17,962
Rabid Hole
Studios, right?
339
00:29:17,994 --> 00:29:19,463
It says here,
it was closed
340
00:29:19,495 --> 00:29:23,232
after the Internet
killed softcore?
341
00:29:23,265 --> 00:29:26,970
So that's how you
made your money?
342
00:29:27,003 --> 00:29:28,237
Soft porn?
343
00:29:28,271 --> 00:29:30,074
So what's the deal again?
344
00:29:30,107 --> 00:29:33,444
You stay there
one night.
345
00:29:33,476 --> 00:29:35,111
You pretend it's haunted.
346
00:29:35,145 --> 00:29:37,047
Like you know,
one of those ghost hunting shows?
347
00:29:37,079 --> 00:29:38,581
You pretend you
hear some shit.
348
00:29:38,615 --> 00:29:41,050
But you better make
it look believable.
349
00:29:41,084 --> 00:29:42,686
We'll make it go viral.
350
00:29:42,719 --> 00:29:44,388
You know, we'll
livestream it.
351
00:29:44,421 --> 00:29:46,657
You'll be huge
superstars.
352
00:29:48,024 --> 00:29:50,194
And you're
doing this why?
353
00:29:50,226 --> 00:29:52,695
Wow Gwen,
you're so on it.
354
00:29:52,729 --> 00:29:54,530
Gold star for you.
355
00:29:54,563 --> 00:29:56,199
Yeah, I have an angle.
356
00:29:56,232 --> 00:29:58,034
I'm launching
a new product.
357
00:29:58,068 --> 00:30:00,037
It's an energy drink.
358
00:30:00,069 --> 00:30:01,538
Harrington's Heat.
359
00:30:01,570 --> 00:30:04,073
The fuel for focus.
360
00:30:04,107 --> 00:30:08,479
Okay, all I ask is
that you you know,
361
00:30:08,511 --> 00:30:11,048
you show the energy
drink to the camera.
362
00:30:11,080 --> 00:30:13,384
You know, take it
down, plug it,
363
00:30:13,416 --> 00:30:15,785
ham it, he who
hams it up best,
364
00:30:15,819 --> 00:30:18,422
will become my
personal advisor.
365
00:30:18,454 --> 00:30:22,259
To more than twenty
million followers.
366
00:30:22,291 --> 00:30:25,228
Think of it as
an audition.
367
00:30:25,261 --> 00:30:28,165
To the Palace
of Harrington.
368
00:30:30,133 --> 00:30:31,135
So who's in?
369
00:30:33,069 --> 00:30:35,672
Or did I pick
the wrong group,
370
00:30:35,704 --> 00:30:38,641
and I need to go
drafting again.
371
00:30:45,848 --> 00:30:47,650
Who wants to join me?
372
00:30:47,684 --> 00:30:50,553
At the top of
the pyramid?
373
00:30:57,394 --> 00:31:00,396
This drunk fucking supermodel
did ten million fucking hits
374
00:31:00,430 --> 00:31:01,799
her first day.
375
00:31:01,831 --> 00:31:02,765
Sweet!
376
00:31:02,799 --> 00:31:04,233
All right,
they're all in.
377
00:31:04,267 --> 00:31:05,769
We almost lost
the goth girl
378
00:31:05,801 --> 00:31:07,838
til I explained the
consequences if she passed.
379
00:31:07,870 --> 00:31:09,806
Good good!
380
00:31:09,839 --> 00:31:12,542
Well, let's set up those
cameras at the old film studio,
381
00:31:12,576 --> 00:31:15,712
and you can set up your tech
room in the backstage area.
382
00:31:15,744 --> 00:31:18,549
I will be at my
penthouse on the strip.
383
00:31:18,581 --> 00:31:21,551
And just make sure
that feed stays strong.
384
00:31:21,585 --> 00:31:22,486
Good good?
385
00:31:22,519 --> 00:31:24,154
Hundred percent.
386
00:31:24,186 --> 00:31:27,190
Fuck yeah, teamwork!
387
00:31:27,223 --> 00:31:28,325
Love it!
388
00:31:28,357 --> 00:31:30,094
Big announcement,
super fun!
389
00:31:30,126 --> 00:31:32,829
My good friend,
Stue Harrington,
390
00:31:32,863 --> 00:31:35,132
is having us over
for an event.
391
00:31:35,165 --> 00:31:38,301
Now I say us, because
there's these other two
392
00:31:38,335 --> 00:31:40,136
social media wannabes.
393
00:31:40,169 --> 00:31:42,271
And I'm not even
gonna say their names.
394
00:31:42,305 --> 00:31:47,278
The girl is like a nasty,
seriously gross A.F.
395
00:31:48,744 --> 00:31:51,814
The guy is like, this
gross sports extreme,
396
00:31:51,848 --> 00:31:53,617
he's a wannabe.
397
00:31:53,649 --> 00:31:55,551
I think he's
lazy as fuck.
398
00:31:55,585 --> 00:31:56,886
Between you and me,
399
00:31:56,919 --> 00:31:58,821
I think he does all his
stunts on a green screen.
400
00:31:58,855 --> 00:32:00,124
Whatever.
401
00:32:00,156 --> 00:32:00,857
Stue is loaded.
402
00:32:00,890 --> 00:32:02,558
It's gonna be awesome.
403
00:32:02,591 --> 00:32:05,361
Stay tuned, you do
not wanna miss this.
404
00:32:05,395 --> 00:32:06,864
Stay sexy bitches.
405
00:32:06,896 --> 00:32:07,731
Hearts.
406
00:32:09,665 --> 00:32:11,635
Yes, the rumor is true.
407
00:32:11,667 --> 00:32:14,537
I'm hanging at Stue
Harrington's tomorrow night.
408
00:32:14,570 --> 00:32:16,639
Tune in, or get
the fuck out.
409
00:32:16,673 --> 00:32:20,277
By the way,
I met R Benson and Gwen B with Stue,
410
00:32:20,309 --> 00:32:22,178
and let's talk
about fake.
411
00:32:22,212 --> 00:32:23,914
I mean, plastic city.
412
00:32:23,946 --> 00:32:25,815
These bitches are losers.
413
00:32:25,848 --> 00:32:27,251
You watch, you'll see.
414
00:32:27,283 --> 00:32:28,451
Ditch those chicks.
415
00:32:30,220 --> 00:32:30,921
In fact, if you're following
them, unfollow me.
416
00:32:30,953 --> 00:32:32,723
Because you are lame.
417
00:32:32,755 --> 00:32:34,190
Taz out, biatches.
418
00:32:34,223 --> 00:32:35,791
So tomorrow night,
I'm taking down
419
00:32:35,825 --> 00:32:38,395
an old haunted
movie studio.
420
00:32:38,427 --> 00:32:40,897
I'll be at Stue
Harrington's live feed.
421
00:32:40,931 --> 00:32:43,567
And no, I didn't
sell out, assholes.
422
00:32:43,599 --> 00:32:46,536
I'm gonna slaughter
a plastic doll bitch,
423
00:32:46,569 --> 00:32:49,505
and Taz, the pencil
dick wonder.
424
00:32:49,539 --> 00:32:52,475
So jump in
tomorrow night,
425
00:32:52,509 --> 00:32:54,845
and watch the
Slaughterfest.
426
00:32:57,681 --> 00:33:00,350
Well girls, now we
know what ghetto is.
427
00:33:00,383 --> 00:33:02,452
Let me guess, this
is a ring light?
428
00:33:02,484 --> 00:33:04,288
Yeah, battery-operated.
429
00:33:04,320 --> 00:33:06,956
I take it with me
everywhere, little boy.
430
00:33:08,258 --> 00:33:09,893
You know what
bicycle boy?
431
00:33:09,925 --> 00:33:12,562
I don't give a fuck
what you think.
432
00:33:12,596 --> 00:33:13,797
I'm in it for the money.
433
00:33:13,829 --> 00:33:15,933
Are we clear, biatch?
434
00:33:15,965 --> 00:33:17,501
Fuck you, plastic girl.
435
00:33:17,533 --> 00:33:18,868
You two make
quite the couple.
436
00:33:18,902 --> 00:33:20,938
This should be a
fun pajama party.
437
00:33:20,971 --> 00:33:22,873
I don't wear pajamas.
438
00:33:22,905 --> 00:33:24,207
B.T. Dubs.
439
00:33:24,241 --> 00:33:25,709
Super-cute car.
440
00:33:25,742 --> 00:33:27,511
What is that, the '86?
441
00:33:27,543 --> 00:33:29,946
I bet those window
cranks get so tiring.
442
00:33:29,980 --> 00:33:32,649
Look, I'm not in this for the
money, girlfriend.
443
00:33:32,682 --> 00:33:35,452
I'm in it to burn you two
elitist shitheads down live.
444
00:33:35,484 --> 00:33:36,886
I'm in it for my ego.
445
00:33:36,919 --> 00:33:38,788
I gotta feed that
motherfucking monster.
446
00:33:38,821 --> 00:33:40,925
Got it, biatch?
447
00:34:04,780 --> 00:34:06,316
Well well.
448
00:34:06,348 --> 00:34:07,850
Not your cup of
tea, Pollyanna?
449
00:34:10,386 --> 00:34:11,555
What was that?
450
00:34:12,555 --> 00:34:13,823
Rats.
451
00:34:13,856 --> 00:34:14,925
Big rats!
452
00:34:15,992 --> 00:34:17,694
Eww!
453
00:34:57,667 --> 00:34:58,902
We are locked
in for the night.
454
00:34:58,935 --> 00:35:00,404
We are good to go.
455
00:35:00,437 --> 00:35:04,007
Camera's are set,
streaming feed is solid.
456
00:35:04,039 --> 00:35:06,075
Hey Stue,
we're locked in.
457
00:35:06,109 --> 00:35:07,477
Good.
458
00:35:07,510 --> 00:35:08,812
And the drinks
are spiked.
459
00:35:08,845 --> 00:35:11,915
Great, let's fuck
these civilians up.
460
00:35:11,948 --> 00:35:13,917
What's in the drinks?
461
00:35:13,950 --> 00:35:14,852
It's datura.
462
00:35:15,984 --> 00:35:16,886
What the fuck
is datura?
463
00:35:16,919 --> 00:35:19,021
It's like acid, LSD.
464
00:35:19,055 --> 00:35:20,457
LSD?
465
00:35:20,490 --> 00:35:21,957
It's made up
of a plant.
466
00:35:21,990 --> 00:35:23,659
Apparently,
hallucinations are savage.
467
00:35:23,693 --> 00:35:25,629
We ground a bunch up,
put it in their drinks,
468
00:35:25,662 --> 00:35:27,864
we're gonna be peeling them
off the floor in no time.
469
00:35:27,897 --> 00:35:30,500
And we'll humiliate
the shit out of them.
470
00:35:30,533 --> 00:35:33,502
We're totally gonna hit 40
million followers after this.
471
00:35:33,535 --> 00:35:35,438
And they will
have nothing.
472
00:35:35,472 --> 00:35:39,008
Now this is what I call
solid entertainment.
473
00:35:40,443 --> 00:35:41,544
It's from Stue.
474
00:35:42,879 --> 00:35:43,947
Fuel for focus.
475
00:35:43,979 --> 00:35:45,881
Hydrate, love Stue.
476
00:35:45,914 --> 00:35:48,084
Huh, how sweet!
477
00:35:48,118 --> 00:35:49,886
A love letter.
478
00:35:49,919 --> 00:35:51,388
Harrington Heat.
479
00:35:51,421 --> 00:35:53,957
That's some dopey shit
for an energy drink.
480
00:35:53,990 --> 00:35:55,993
Oh shit, where's
the camera?
481
00:35:57,961 --> 00:36:00,863
I mean, Harrington Heat.
482
00:36:00,897 --> 00:36:02,333
That's dope!
483
00:36:05,834 --> 00:36:10,840
Mmm, Stue Harrington
sure knows power drinks.
484
00:36:16,946 --> 00:36:20,550
Mmm, this new power
drink from Stue Harrington
485
00:36:20,582 --> 00:36:22,118
is delicious.
486
00:36:22,151 --> 00:36:24,854
So refreshing, and
no bitter aftertaste
487
00:36:24,888 --> 00:36:26,990
like those other
energy drinks.
488
00:36:27,022 --> 00:36:29,492
Stue Harrington's
Harrington Heat
489
00:36:29,526 --> 00:36:32,828
is like bottled holistic
energy in a can.
490
00:36:32,861 --> 00:36:35,598
I'd highly recommend it
to enlighten your day.
491
00:36:35,631 --> 00:36:36,932
Or heat up your night.
492
00:36:36,966 --> 00:36:37,835
Stay sexy!
493
00:36:53,917 --> 00:36:55,118
What?
494
00:36:55,151 --> 00:36:57,020
I don't drink
energy drinks.
495
00:36:57,053 --> 00:36:58,922
There's so many
chemicals.
496
00:36:58,955 --> 00:37:00,924
It's like totally
bad for your skin.
497
00:37:05,894 --> 00:37:09,031
Mmm, this is
the fucking bomb!
498
00:37:09,064 --> 00:37:11,001
I'm gonna save the
rest of this for later,
499
00:37:11,033 --> 00:37:13,970
when I really need
my energy.
500
00:37:22,778 --> 00:37:23,679
They all drank it.
501
00:37:23,713 --> 00:37:25,048
That was way too easy.
502
00:37:25,080 --> 00:37:26,916
Fucking Taz, man.
503
00:37:26,950 --> 00:37:29,886
Two down, dude
that boy delivers.
504
00:37:29,919 --> 00:37:31,221
How long til
it hits them?
505
00:37:31,254 --> 00:37:32,622
About an hour.
506
00:37:32,655 --> 00:37:34,057
Twenty minutes for Taz.
507
00:37:34,089 --> 00:37:35,725
He drinks any more,
508
00:37:35,758 --> 00:37:37,060
we're gonna be scraping
him off the floor.
509
00:37:37,093 --> 00:37:38,595
Perfect, perfect.
510
00:37:38,627 --> 00:37:39,896
Great job.
511
00:37:39,928 --> 00:37:41,231
Well kiddies, this
little social gathering
512
00:37:41,263 --> 00:37:42,432
is fine and all,
513
00:37:43,566 --> 00:37:45,068
except for you're
not my type.
514
00:37:45,100 --> 00:37:46,936
Tony, can you go live
once they all start looking,
515
00:37:46,970 --> 00:37:47,838
all fucked up?
516
00:37:47,870 --> 00:37:48,771
Copy that.
517
00:37:48,805 --> 00:37:50,040
Taz out, biatches.
518
00:39:09,586 --> 00:39:11,120
Gwendaline!
519
00:39:12,888 --> 00:39:13,723
Fuck!
520
00:39:16,225 --> 00:39:18,929
Score one for
creepy as shit!
521
00:39:21,164 --> 00:39:22,832
There you are, Alice.
522
00:39:22,865 --> 00:39:25,769
She's already
jumpy as hell.
523
00:39:25,801 --> 00:39:28,305
That means, she
believes in ghosts.
524
00:39:28,338 --> 00:39:31,207
Jesus, this is so easy.
525
00:39:33,676 --> 00:39:35,879
Okay, where are
the others?
526
00:39:35,912 --> 00:39:37,080
Well, there's Taz.
527
00:39:40,617 --> 00:39:41,917
Nice try, Stue.
528
00:39:41,950 --> 00:39:43,920
Super cheesy pal.
529
00:39:44,921 --> 00:39:45,989
Excellent.
530
00:39:48,957 --> 00:39:51,226
Where is the camera?
531
00:39:51,260 --> 00:39:53,930
Fuel of focus, biatches.
532
00:39:53,963 --> 00:39:55,932
Or focus fuel.
533
00:39:58,935 --> 00:40:01,738
Oh damn, what a punk!
534
00:40:07,743 --> 00:40:09,278
Harrington Heat.
535
00:40:10,178 --> 00:40:11,914
Harringbone Heat?
536
00:40:11,948 --> 00:40:17,787
Terrible tittilacious
titties.
537
00:40:17,819 --> 00:40:20,022
Oh, who gives a shit?
538
00:40:28,397 --> 00:40:30,133
Get ready for
a puke show, man.
539
00:40:35,805 --> 00:40:37,406
How we doing on plebes?
540
00:40:37,439 --> 00:40:41,043
A hundred K,
and climbing fast.
541
00:40:41,077 --> 00:40:42,713
Yes, yes nice!
542
00:41:05,801 --> 00:41:07,037
Ooh, don't puke.
543
00:41:08,271 --> 00:41:09,205
Don't puke.
544
00:41:25,021 --> 00:41:26,856
Do we have a
camera in there?
545
00:41:26,888 --> 00:41:28,892
No, that's a bathroom.
546
00:41:28,925 --> 00:41:30,225
All right, all right.
547
00:41:30,258 --> 00:41:32,327
Let's just play the
pre-recorded clip.
548
00:41:32,361 --> 00:41:33,430
Now's the time.
549
00:41:33,463 --> 00:41:34,296
Copy that.
550
00:41:35,932 --> 00:41:37,700
As you've probably
already guessed by now,
551
00:41:37,734 --> 00:41:39,335
there is no
Harrington Heat.
552
00:41:39,368 --> 00:41:41,271
It's a joke.
553
00:41:41,303 --> 00:41:44,406
But these losers think
they're promoting it for real.
554
00:41:44,439 --> 00:41:46,142
They can't even
handle sugar water.
555
00:41:47,310 --> 00:41:48,745
So keep
on watching.
556
00:41:48,778 --> 00:41:50,446
It's gonna be
an epic night.
557
00:41:50,479 --> 00:41:55,418
Oh, and if any of you are
still following these clowns,
558
00:41:56,318 --> 00:41:58,921
I highly, highly, highly
559
00:41:58,955 --> 00:42:01,992
recommend unfollowing
them right now.
560
00:42:03,359 --> 00:42:05,261
Those fucking losers.
561
00:42:06,928 --> 00:42:07,763
Bye!
562
00:42:20,008 --> 00:42:21,310
Hey guys!
563
00:42:21,343 --> 00:42:23,312
Maybe we should
actually stay together?
564
00:42:25,113 --> 00:42:25,948
Rachel.
565
00:42:40,830 --> 00:42:42,098
Fuck, man!
566
00:42:42,131 --> 00:42:44,100
Do you think you
drank enough, biatch?
567
00:42:44,133 --> 00:42:45,901
She's gonna get you.
568
00:42:45,935 --> 00:42:46,970
Jesus!
569
00:42:48,937 --> 00:42:50,073
What the fuck?
570
00:43:36,051 --> 00:43:39,155
Hello, anybody
in there?
571
00:43:41,356 --> 00:43:42,191
Wake up.
572
00:43:44,093 --> 00:43:45,828
We're here.
573
00:43:49,198 --> 00:43:50,466
I guess nobody's home.
574
00:44:56,432 --> 00:44:57,966
This is nothing.
575
00:44:57,999 --> 00:44:59,568
What the fuck
is he doing?
576
00:44:59,602 --> 00:45:01,605
It looks like he's
completely fucked up.
577
00:45:03,238 --> 00:45:05,507
Don't tell me these assholes
are just gonna fall asleep.
578
00:45:05,540 --> 00:45:07,343
No no no, it doesn't
work like that.
579
00:45:07,376 --> 00:45:09,979
They'll stay up for
days on this shit.
580
00:45:10,011 --> 00:45:10,647
Fuck!
581
00:45:53,622 --> 00:45:54,991
You didn't go home.
582
00:45:55,024 --> 00:45:56,359
I warned you, biatch!
583
00:45:59,028 --> 00:46:01,330
Jesus man.
584
00:46:01,363 --> 00:46:06,035
Without further ado,
I bring you our star attraction.
585
00:46:07,202 --> 00:46:08,971
From the lowest
levels of the undead,
586
00:46:09,004 --> 00:46:10,606
from the pit of despair,
587
00:46:10,638 --> 00:46:13,642
and the house of
infinite horrors,
588
00:46:16,111 --> 00:46:16,946
Moxie!
589
00:46:27,222 --> 00:46:29,658
What a shitty
show, biatch!
590
00:47:18,173 --> 00:47:19,041
Ohh, oh!
591
00:47:22,678 --> 00:47:23,513
Oh my God!
592
00:47:24,713 --> 00:47:26,082
Fucking gross.
593
00:47:27,082 --> 00:47:29,117
She's puking
for sure, man.
594
00:47:29,151 --> 00:47:30,353
Where's she at?
595
00:47:31,519 --> 00:47:33,455
She must be
in a bathroom.
596
00:47:33,488 --> 00:47:36,626
And why don't we have
cameras in the bathrooms?
597
00:47:36,658 --> 00:47:38,560
I didn't think,
598
00:47:38,593 --> 00:47:41,296
I mean we can't livestream
someone shitting, can we?
599
00:47:41,330 --> 00:47:42,765
But if they're puking
600
00:47:42,798 --> 00:47:45,100
and their head is
covering the toilet.
601
00:47:45,133 --> 00:47:46,068
That would've
been good.
602
00:47:46,102 --> 00:47:48,237
Fuck man!
603
00:47:48,269 --> 00:47:49,538
Lost opportunity.
604
00:47:49,571 --> 00:47:50,807
Fuck!
605
00:47:57,446 --> 00:47:58,481
What the fuck!
606
00:47:58,513 --> 00:47:59,682
Power surge.
607
00:47:59,714 --> 00:48:00,816
Come on, man!
608
00:48:00,850 --> 00:48:01,818
It'll reboot.
609
00:48:01,850 --> 00:48:03,086
How long?
610
00:48:03,118 --> 00:48:04,120
I don't know,
a few minutes.
611
00:48:04,153 --> 00:48:06,522
Fuck!
612
00:48:16,198 --> 00:48:18,334
Jesus, I know
I'm fucked up,
613
00:48:18,367 --> 00:48:21,370
but I bet you're pretty
hot in real life.
614
00:48:23,305 --> 00:48:27,243
You're pretty into this BDSM
submission shit, huh biatch?
615
00:48:28,144 --> 00:48:29,544
Okay, I'm game.
616
00:48:29,577 --> 00:48:33,815
Let's do this.
617
00:48:35,216 --> 00:48:37,385
Whow, what the fuck?
618
00:48:37,419 --> 00:48:40,223
That's fucking awesome.
619
00:48:40,256 --> 00:48:42,091
I love those things.
620
00:48:43,258 --> 00:48:45,327
Still
down, run an IP check.
621
00:48:45,361 --> 00:48:46,828
It's solid
on on my end.
622
00:48:46,861 --> 00:48:48,597
We're back on,
it's the damn lights that went black.
623
00:48:48,631 --> 00:48:50,867
Why is the
feed fucked up?
624
00:48:50,899 --> 00:48:51,867
It's not the feed.
625
00:48:51,901 --> 00:48:53,202
It's the lights,
we're dark.
626
00:48:53,234 --> 00:48:54,537
What do you mean, dark?
627
00:48:54,569 --> 00:48:55,838
Guys, we're
losing viewers.
628
00:48:55,870 --> 00:48:58,640
They're dropping faster
than panties at the prom.
629
00:48:58,673 --> 00:48:59,574
What the hell, Tony?
630
00:48:59,607 --> 00:49:00,475
Get it back up now.
631
00:50:28,930 --> 00:50:32,901
How are we gonna see the
freak show if there's no lights?
632
00:50:32,935 --> 00:50:35,972
I put in SWIR,
just in case.
633
00:50:36,004 --> 00:50:38,740
Speak human, techie.
634
00:50:38,774 --> 00:50:40,309
Short wave infrared.
635
00:50:40,341 --> 00:50:41,843
It's monochrome, but
at least we can see.
636
00:50:41,877 --> 00:50:43,312
Then do it.
637
00:50:43,345 --> 00:50:43,846
Switching to
short wave.
638
00:50:48,316 --> 00:50:49,851
We're back, all good.
639
00:50:51,486 --> 00:50:53,888
Viewers rising,
we're at a hundred K.
640
00:50:53,921 --> 00:50:55,790
Looks like we'll be
in the millions soon.
641
00:50:55,823 --> 00:50:57,693
Okay, what the
fuck is this?
642
00:50:57,725 --> 00:50:58,794
He's gone.
643
00:50:58,827 --> 00:51:00,763
And what the hell
is in that chair?
644
00:51:01,930 --> 00:51:04,000
I can't quite
make it out.
645
00:51:04,033 --> 00:51:06,669
Looks like somebody
shit all over the place.
646
00:51:06,702 --> 00:51:09,437
I told you they'd be
puking and shitting.
647
00:51:09,470 --> 00:51:10,639
Oh okay, quick.
648
00:51:10,673 --> 00:51:12,375
Write a comment
that says,
649
00:51:12,408 --> 00:51:15,278
Taz just shit all
over the place.
650
00:51:15,310 --> 00:51:15,944
Done.
651
00:51:19,914 --> 00:51:22,517
We're at two
hundred K and rising.
652
00:51:22,551 --> 00:51:24,020
Just dodged a bullet.
653
00:51:24,053 --> 00:51:25,421
You're welcome.
654
00:52:35,524 --> 00:52:36,326
Really?
655
00:52:38,526 --> 00:52:39,428
Fucking perv!
656
00:52:41,964 --> 00:52:44,000
Is that you, Taz?
657
00:52:46,001 --> 00:52:49,004
Go away, bro!
658
00:52:51,039 --> 00:52:54,008
I'm kinda fucked
up right now.
659
00:52:54,042 --> 00:52:56,879
So I'm really not in the
mood for your bullshit.
660
00:53:36,218 --> 00:53:38,087
Fuck, what the...
661
00:53:38,120 --> 00:53:40,990
Hey hotties, it's
your girl Rach here.
662
00:53:41,022 --> 00:53:44,760
We are having a great night
at the scary movie studio.
663
00:53:44,792 --> 00:53:47,595
And thanks to Stue
Harrington's new energy drink,
664
00:53:47,629 --> 00:53:48,897
Harrington Heat,
665
00:53:48,930 --> 00:53:51,733
I've got the energy of
an eighteen year old.
666
00:53:51,767 --> 00:53:54,703
So, let's stay up and
do some more exploring,
667
00:53:54,736 --> 00:53:55,971
and see if we
can find out
668
00:53:56,004 --> 00:53:58,007
why they say this
place is haunted.
669
00:53:59,675 --> 00:54:00,876
Stay sexy hotties!
670
00:54:00,908 --> 00:54:02,611
Hearts!
671
00:54:02,644 --> 00:54:06,881
Excellent, that is
exactly what I wanted.
672
00:54:06,914 --> 00:54:08,050
Thank you, Rachel.
673
00:54:08,082 --> 00:54:10,051
Now drink up, girl!
674
00:54:10,084 --> 00:54:14,823
Tony, what's going on
with the other rooms?
675
00:54:14,856 --> 00:54:16,091
They're all black.
676
00:54:17,758 --> 00:54:19,894
Outage is
back, I'm on it.
677
00:54:19,928 --> 00:54:20,930
Fuck!
678
00:54:20,963 --> 00:54:23,598
This isn't
what I wanted.
679
00:55:07,910 --> 00:55:09,045
Hey, hey!
680
00:55:13,180 --> 00:55:14,716
Is anyone there?
681
00:55:16,251 --> 00:55:17,086
Hello?
682
00:55:20,187 --> 00:55:21,523
What the fuck?
683
00:55:24,026 --> 00:55:24,993
Where am I?
684
00:55:27,662 --> 00:55:29,164
Hey, what's going on?
685
00:55:36,671 --> 00:55:40,876
Ssh, she's here.
686
00:55:40,908 --> 00:55:42,243
Where am I?
687
00:55:42,276 --> 00:55:44,679
Now now, Gwendaline.
688
00:55:45,914 --> 00:55:48,751
You've been very
bad, haven't you?
689
00:55:48,783 --> 00:55:50,084
Let me go!
690
00:55:50,118 --> 00:55:53,589
Grace under pressure,
grace under pressure.
691
00:55:54,722 --> 00:55:56,791
Think of all
your followers.
692
00:55:58,026 --> 00:56:00,863
You drank from the
cup of deception.
693
00:56:00,896 --> 00:56:02,731
Where is your ego now?
694
00:56:03,865 --> 00:56:05,834
Where the fuck is
your soul now?
695
00:56:06,935 --> 00:56:08,938
So full of arrogance.
696
00:56:08,970 --> 00:56:11,039
Let me tell you
a little secret.
697
00:56:11,073 --> 00:56:13,309
Your world is bullshit.
698
00:56:14,810 --> 00:56:16,745
You fucking
little maggot.
699
00:56:19,781 --> 00:56:21,250
Now, be a good
little girl,
700
00:56:22,149 --> 00:56:24,653
and die with grace.
701
00:57:27,682 --> 00:57:29,050
Where is Gwen?
702
00:57:32,687 --> 00:57:34,089
They're
all gone.
703
00:57:35,189 --> 00:57:38,860
What do you mean, gone?
704
00:57:38,894 --> 00:57:40,029
We need more cameras.
705
00:57:42,196 --> 00:57:43,865
What, they're
all off-camera.
706
00:57:59,948 --> 00:58:01,384
Where are you guys?
707
00:58:03,385 --> 00:58:05,220
You guys are assholes.
708
00:59:42,984 --> 00:59:44,386
Rachel.
709
01:00:53,287 --> 01:00:54,589
What is she doing?
710
01:00:56,057 --> 01:00:57,892
Looks like she's
having a bad trip.
711
01:00:57,926 --> 01:01:00,028
Yeah, but we can't see
her, she's hiding in there.
712
01:01:00,060 --> 01:01:01,430
From what?
713
01:01:01,463 --> 01:01:04,066
Finally a working feed,
and she's fucking hiding.
714
01:01:40,100 --> 01:01:41,903
Maybe we
should pull the plug.
715
01:01:41,937 --> 01:01:43,071
Are you fucking
kidding me?
716
01:01:43,104 --> 01:01:44,640
We are committed.
717
01:01:44,673 --> 01:01:48,343
If I don't deliver, my
followers will jump ship,
718
01:01:48,376 --> 01:01:50,646
and all of this is over.
719
01:01:50,678 --> 01:01:51,914
We got your back, Stue.
720
01:01:51,946 --> 01:01:53,649
We'll figure
something out.
721
01:01:53,682 --> 01:01:55,384
Check the comments.
722
01:01:55,417 --> 01:01:56,485
What?
723
01:01:56,517 --> 01:01:58,486
The fucking comments.
724
01:01:58,519 --> 01:02:00,321
What are people saying?
725
01:02:01,689 --> 01:02:04,992
Uh, waste of
time, haunted house,
726
01:02:05,026 --> 01:02:09,364
really bullshit, House of
Harrington is canceled.
727
01:02:09,397 --> 01:02:13,135
Watching paint dry is
better than this crap.
728
01:02:13,167 --> 01:02:15,002
Boring as fuck!
729
01:02:15,035 --> 01:02:16,405
Enough, enough!
730
01:02:16,437 --> 01:02:18,006
These fucking
assholes are making me
731
01:02:18,039 --> 01:02:19,640
look like a
fucking amateur.
732
01:02:19,673 --> 01:02:21,008
Let's cut the stream.
733
01:02:21,042 --> 01:02:23,245
Okay, you
know what, no!
734
01:02:23,278 --> 01:02:25,347
No, I'm gonna turn it
around on these rookies.
735
01:02:25,379 --> 01:02:26,948
Keep it going.
736
01:02:26,981 --> 01:02:28,050
Shit!
737
01:05:12,881 --> 01:05:15,383
She's a bitch,
kill her,
738
01:05:15,415 --> 01:05:17,586
and make her bleed.
739
01:05:46,881 --> 01:05:48,917
All right, I'm in.
740
01:05:48,950 --> 01:05:50,417
What's working right now?
741
01:05:50,450 --> 01:05:51,752
I shut it down.
742
01:05:51,785 --> 01:05:53,421
What the fuck!
743
01:05:53,453 --> 01:05:54,856
The numbers
are dropping.
744
01:05:54,888 --> 01:05:56,490
Tony's trying to find
something good on the cameras.
745
01:05:56,524 --> 01:05:59,560
All right, all
right, get it back up!
746
01:05:59,593 --> 01:06:00,896
Roger that.
747
01:06:00,928 --> 01:06:03,298
Fucking amateurs!
748
01:07:11,298 --> 01:07:12,766
Oh my God.
749
01:07:14,401 --> 01:07:14,970
Jesus!
750
01:09:05,680 --> 01:09:07,649
Fuck, come on!
751
01:09:07,681 --> 01:09:09,450
Get over here!
752
01:10:56,623 --> 01:10:57,858
What'd you do, Max?
753
01:10:59,092 --> 01:11:01,796
Her blood is all
over the place?
754
01:11:01,829 --> 01:11:02,964
Clean that shit up!
755
01:11:07,802 --> 01:11:10,205
Better keep your
mouth shut, Max.
756
01:11:10,238 --> 01:11:13,141
I don't need any bad
publicity right now, okay?
757
01:11:14,809 --> 01:11:15,743
You're gonna clean
up my makeup room,
758
01:11:15,775 --> 01:11:16,810
once we're done here.
759
01:11:16,843 --> 01:11:17,677
You got that?
760
01:11:19,614 --> 01:11:21,583
The fucking shit I
have to go through.
761
01:11:22,249 --> 01:11:23,017
Fuck!
762
01:12:57,067 --> 01:13:02,067
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