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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:03,467 --> 00:00:05,576 - PREVIOUSLY ON THE REAL HOUSEWIVES OF BEVERLY HILLS... 2 00:00:05,600 --> 00:00:07,142 - THIS IS BEAUTIFUL. 3 00:00:07,166 --> 00:00:12,309 THIS IS DEFINITELY THE BIGGEST STEP UP WE'VE HAD IN VACATIONS. 4 00:00:12,333 --> 00:00:14,480 - YOU'LL GET TO SEE EACH OTHER MORE OFTEN AND HANG OUT... 5 00:00:14,504 --> 00:00:16,176 - I THINK WE WILL. - AND HAVE SOME FUN. 6 00:00:16,200 --> 00:00:17,810 - REALLY. - CHEERS. 7 00:00:17,834 --> 00:00:19,611 - I MEAN, LIFE IS JUST TOO SHORT. 8 00:00:19,635 --> 00:00:21,409 - TO ROYALTY 9 00:00:21,433 --> 00:00:24,676 AND TO NOT TALKING [bleep] BEHIND EACH OTHER'S BACK. 10 00:00:24,700 --> 00:00:26,147 - I WAS JUST GONNA SAY, LOYALTY TO EACH OTHER 11 00:00:26,171 --> 00:00:27,843 AND WHEN WE'RE NOT WITH EACH OTHER. 12 00:00:27,867 --> 00:00:30,843 - THE LADY OF THE HOUR, LISA VANDERPUMP. 13 00:00:30,867 --> 00:00:34,276 - I DON'T WANT TO RUIN THIS INCREDIBLE OCCASION 14 00:00:34,300 --> 00:00:36,009 BY INVITING MY FRIENDS. 15 00:00:36,033 --> 00:00:38,776 [cheers and applause] 16 00:00:38,800 --> 00:00:40,847 - YOU'VE NEVER SPOKEN AGAIN SINCE ALL THAT HAPPENED 17 00:00:40,871 --> 00:00:42,443 IN PUERTO RICO? 18 00:00:42,467 --> 00:00:44,343 - YOU KNOW WHAT, I HAD TO TAKE A MOMENT. 19 00:00:44,367 --> 00:00:46,443 I DON'T WANT TO HAVE THAT, LIKE, FRIENDSHIP AGAIN WITH HER 20 00:00:46,467 --> 00:00:48,643 WHERE IT'S... I'M HER SIDEKICK. 21 00:00:48,667 --> 00:00:50,643 I WANT TO HAVE A RESPECTABLE RELATIONSHIP 22 00:00:50,667 --> 00:00:52,409 WHERE WE BOTH HAVE OUR OPINIONS, 23 00:00:52,433 --> 00:00:53,650 AND IF WE DON'T AGREE, IT'S OKAY. 24 00:00:53,674 --> 00:00:56,343 I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO. 25 00:00:56,367 --> 00:00:58,009 [upbeat music] 26 00:00:58,033 --> 00:00:59,609 - THROW ME TO THE WOLVES, 27 00:00:59,633 --> 00:01:03,109 AND I SHALL RETURN LEADING THE PACK. 28 00:01:03,133 --> 00:01:07,643 - CHARACTER ISN'T WHAT YOU HAVE; IT'S WHO YOU ARE. 29 00:01:07,667 --> 00:01:09,309 - YOU'VE HEARD A LOT ABOUT ME, 30 00:01:09,333 --> 00:01:13,176 BUT IT'S ONLY TRUE WHEN IT COMES FROM MY LIPS. 31 00:01:13,200 --> 00:01:17,876 - I'M NOT A BITCH, BUT I'VE PLAYED ONE ON TV. 32 00:01:17,900 --> 00:01:19,609 - I'VE BEEN RICH, AND I'VE BEEN FAMOUS, 33 00:01:19,633 --> 00:01:23,109 BUT HAPPINESS BEATS THEM BOTH. 34 00:01:23,133 --> 00:01:27,943 - I'D RATHER SPENDING MY LIFE KICKING ASS THAN KISSING IT. 35 00:01:27,967 --> 00:01:31,067 - PLANES AND YACHTS ARE NICE, BUT MY HAPPINESS STARTS AT HOME. 36 00:01:38,633 --> 00:01:40,180 - OH, WAIT. I GOT TO CLEAN THIS POOP UP. 37 00:01:40,204 --> 00:01:42,200 - THAT'S A FIRST. - SO GROSS. 38 00:01:50,033 --> 00:01:52,309 - MOM, YOUR JEANS ARE MAKING ME UNCOMFORTABLE. 39 00:01:52,333 --> 00:01:55,009 - WHY? - THE ONES I'M WEARING. 40 00:01:55,033 --> 00:01:56,810 - THESE ARE MINE? - [laughs] YES. 41 00:01:56,834 --> 00:01:59,351 - YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO ASK ME IF YOU CAN BORROW MY CLOTHES. 42 00:01:59,375 --> 00:02:00,543 - BUT YOU SAY NO. 43 00:02:00,567 --> 00:02:01,676 - I THOUGHT YOU SAID THOSE WERE YOURS. 44 00:02:01,700 --> 00:02:03,376 - NO. - OOPSIES. 45 00:02:03,400 --> 00:02:04,747 - I DON'T LIKE TO SHARE MY CLOTHES, 46 00:02:04,771 --> 00:02:06,576 AND IF I DO, YOU HAVE TO ASK ME. 47 00:02:06,600 --> 00:02:08,746 - BUT YOU... OKAY. - THAT'S ALL. JUST ASK ME. 48 00:02:08,770 --> 00:02:10,376 - OKAY. - AND I'LL SAY NO. 49 00:02:10,400 --> 00:02:11,976 [laughter] 50 00:02:12,000 --> 00:02:14,209 SEEING MY KIDS HAVING NO FILTER 51 00:02:14,233 --> 00:02:15,543 REALLY HELPS ME TO UNDERSTAND 52 00:02:15,567 --> 00:02:16,943 WHAT I PUT MY POOR MOTHER THROUGH. 53 00:02:16,967 --> 00:02:18,076 SHE ALWAYS SAID TO ME, 54 00:02:18,100 --> 00:02:19,747 "I JUST HOPE I LIVE LONG ENOUGH 55 00:02:19,771 --> 00:02:21,776 "TO SEE YOU HAVE TEENAGERS 56 00:02:21,800 --> 00:02:25,443 AND SEE THEM DO TO YOU WHAT YOU DID TO ME." 57 00:02:25,467 --> 00:02:27,142 WELL, HERE WE ARE. 58 00:02:27,166 --> 00:02:30,042 OKAY, SO... OREGON. 59 00:02:30,066 --> 00:02:33,176 THE HOUSE SOLD, AND I HAVE TO GO UP 60 00:02:33,200 --> 00:02:35,376 AND JUST GET MY STUFF OUT. 61 00:02:35,400 --> 00:02:37,109 MY DAD'S HEALTH WAS AILING, 62 00:02:37,133 --> 00:02:39,710 AND MY MOM WAS TAKING CARE OF HIM, AND THEN SHE HAD A STROKE, 63 00:02:39,734 --> 00:02:42,381 AND SO MY SISTER AND I MADE THE DECISION 64 00:02:42,405 --> 00:02:45,543 TO SELL EVERYTHING AND GIVE UP THE HOUSE. 65 00:02:45,567 --> 00:02:47,476 I DON'T KNOW WHAT'S UP THERE, EXACTLY. 66 00:02:47,500 --> 00:02:48,845 - YOUR HOUSE OR YOUR PARENTS' HOUSE? 67 00:02:48,869 --> 00:02:49,844 - MY PARENTS' HOUSE. - OH. 68 00:02:49,868 --> 00:02:51,276 - LIKE, THE HOUSE I GREW UP IN. 69 00:02:51,300 --> 00:02:53,176 MY PARENTS AREN'T IN A PLACE THAT THEY WANT TO BE. 70 00:02:53,200 --> 00:02:54,609 THEY'D LIKE TO BE AT HOME. 71 00:02:54,633 --> 00:02:56,309 NOBODY WANTED TO SELL THE HOUSE, 72 00:02:56,333 --> 00:03:00,776 SO IT'S A VERY, VERY DIFFICULT, SAD TIME. 73 00:03:00,800 --> 00:03:03,343 - I WOULDN'T BE SAD. - WHY WOULDN'T YOU BE SAD? 74 00:03:03,367 --> 00:03:04,643 - I DON'T KNOW. I JUST WOULDN'T. 75 00:03:04,667 --> 00:03:05,676 - YOU WOULDN'T BE SAD IF THIS HOUSE SOLD? 76 00:03:05,700 --> 00:03:06,910 YOU WOULD JUST BE LIKE, "WHATEVER"? 77 00:03:06,934 --> 00:03:08,481 - NO. - I WOULDN'T BE SAD. 78 00:03:08,505 --> 00:03:10,443 - "YES! SCORE!" 79 00:03:10,467 --> 00:03:13,176 - I WOULD LIKE YOU GUYS TO COME UP WITH ME. 80 00:03:13,200 --> 00:03:14,776 - UM, I THINK I'M BUSY. 81 00:03:14,800 --> 00:03:17,976 I HAVE A PERMIT... I HAVE MY PERMIT TEST. 82 00:03:18,000 --> 00:03:19,309 - YOU'D HAVE TO MISS IT. 83 00:03:19,333 --> 00:03:20,543 - NO. - I'M NOT MISSING MY... 84 00:03:20,567 --> 00:03:21,609 - I DON'T WANT HER TO MISS IT. 85 00:03:21,633 --> 00:03:22,750 SHE NEEDS TO DRIVE ME EVERYWHERE. 86 00:03:22,774 --> 00:03:26,042 - BUT I WANT YOU TO COME. - CASH MONEY. 87 00:03:26,066 --> 00:03:28,509 - I'M NOT PAYING YOU. - I DON'T WANT TO LIFT BOXES. 88 00:03:28,533 --> 00:03:29,510 I'M SORRY, THAT'S ME. 89 00:03:29,534 --> 00:03:30,779 - YOU DON'T HAVE TO LIFT BOXES. 90 00:03:30,803 --> 00:03:33,042 IT'S ALREADY... IT'S ALREADY NAILED DOWN. 91 00:03:33,066 --> 00:03:34,743 WE WOULD HAVE ALREADY HAD THE ESTATE SALE. 92 00:03:34,767 --> 00:03:37,710 IT'S ALL MY STUFF, BECAUSE I HAVEN'T BEEN ABLE TO GO UP THERE 93 00:03:37,734 --> 00:03:39,009 IS IN THE GARAGE. 94 00:03:39,033 --> 00:03:40,776 - WHAT STUFF? YOU MOVED OUT 28 YEARS AGO. 95 00:03:40,800 --> 00:03:42,247 SO WHY DO YOU STILL HAVE STUFF THERE? 96 00:03:42,271 --> 00:03:44,209 - BECAUSE NANA SAVED ALL MY STUFF. 97 00:03:44,233 --> 00:03:46,876 SO IMAGINE IF I SAVED ALL YOUR STUFFED ANIMALS, 98 00:03:46,900 --> 00:03:47,877 ALL YOUR ARTWORK... 99 00:03:47,901 --> 00:03:49,076 - THAT'S HOARDING, THOUGH. 100 00:03:49,100 --> 00:03:50,747 LIKE, WHY WOULD YOU WANT YOUR STUFFED ANIMALS 101 00:03:50,771 --> 00:03:51,876 FROM 30 YEARS AGO? 102 00:03:51,900 --> 00:03:54,446 - I WANT MY GIRLS TO BE IN THE REALITY 103 00:03:54,470 --> 00:03:58,044 OF WHAT'S REALLY GOING ON AND WHAT'S REALLY GOING ON FOR ME, 104 00:03:58,068 --> 00:04:02,843 SO IT MEANS EVERYTHING FOR THEM TO BE THERE WITH ME. 105 00:04:02,867 --> 00:04:04,743 - HAVE FUN. - I THINK YOU SHOULD COME. 106 00:04:04,767 --> 00:04:05,767 - OH. 107 00:04:10,133 --> 00:04:12,679 - IS THERE ANYTHING IN THERE? THE TRUNK? 108 00:04:12,703 --> 00:04:14,530 - YEAH, JUST THOSE THREE PICTURES. 109 00:04:18,700 --> 00:04:22,009 - HANKY, PANKY. 110 00:04:22,033 --> 00:04:24,773 ARE YOU PLEASED TO SEE ME, SEXY BOYS? 111 00:04:26,100 --> 00:04:28,476 DID YOU MISS ME, MY SEXY? 112 00:04:28,500 --> 00:04:29,776 DID YOU MISS ME? 113 00:04:29,800 --> 00:04:33,576 I HAVE THESE TWO BEAUTIFUL GAY SWANS. 114 00:04:33,600 --> 00:04:37,443 MUHAMMAD GAVE ME HANKY, PANKY WHEN THEY WERE TINY BABIES, 115 00:04:37,467 --> 00:04:40,476 AND UNUSUALLY I'VE KIND OF HAND-REARED THEM. 116 00:04:40,500 --> 00:04:42,743 LET ME KISS YOU FIRST. 117 00:04:42,767 --> 00:04:44,242 I LOVE YOU. 118 00:04:44,266 --> 00:04:46,276 I WANT TO PICK THEIR BODIES UP 119 00:04:46,300 --> 00:04:49,443 AND STICK MY HANDS IN THEIR FEATHER-DIAPERED BOTTOMS. 120 00:04:49,467 --> 00:04:50,876 - I CAN'T BELIEVE THEY LET YOU DO THAT TO 'EM. 121 00:04:50,900 --> 00:04:52,076 - OH, YEAH. 122 00:04:52,100 --> 00:04:54,109 NOW I CAN ACTUALLY GRAB HIS ASS, THIS ONE. 123 00:04:54,133 --> 00:04:55,450 - WHICH ONE IS THAT? - SOON YOU'LL BE IN MY BED. 124 00:04:55,474 --> 00:04:57,776 YES, YOU WILL. YES, YOU WILL. 125 00:04:57,800 --> 00:05:00,543 WE'VE COME A LONG WAY, HAVEN'T WE? 126 00:05:00,567 --> 00:05:02,576 ROCIO? 127 00:05:02,600 --> 00:05:03,743 DID YOU DO THE BAGS, YEAH? 128 00:05:03,767 --> 00:05:05,209 - YES, I UNPACKED YOUR THINGS ALREADY. 129 00:05:05,233 --> 00:05:06,447 - DESPERATE FOR A CUP OF TEA. 130 00:05:06,471 --> 00:05:07,676 - I WANT TO MAKE TEA FOR YOU. 131 00:05:07,700 --> 00:05:08,976 - OKAY, THANKS. - COME ON, GUYS. 132 00:05:09,000 --> 00:05:13,009 - COME ON. - COME ON, BOYS. 133 00:05:13,033 --> 00:05:14,876 COME ON, MY BOYS. 134 00:05:14,900 --> 00:05:16,843 THAT'S WHAT I WANT. 135 00:05:16,867 --> 00:05:19,076 COME ON, MY LITTLE MAN. 136 00:05:19,100 --> 00:05:20,910 MY LITTLE BEAR. 137 00:05:20,934 --> 00:05:23,109 MY LITTLE BEAR WITH BALLS. 138 00:05:23,133 --> 00:05:24,643 - WHOA. 139 00:05:24,667 --> 00:05:27,443 - HE-HE-HE. I LOVE YOU. 140 00:05:27,467 --> 00:05:28,743 OKAY, YOU LIKE TO WEE EVERYWHERE, 141 00:05:28,767 --> 00:05:30,443 SO YOU SIT DOWN. 142 00:05:30,467 --> 00:05:33,443 I GOT A TEXT FROM KYLE THAT I'VE GOT TO RESPOND TO. 143 00:05:33,467 --> 00:05:35,976 - WHAT ABOUT? THE STAR? CONGRATULATING YOU? 144 00:05:36,000 --> 00:05:37,710 - NO, NO. 145 00:05:37,734 --> 00:05:38,843 NO, SHUT UP. 146 00:05:38,867 --> 00:05:40,643 - NO? - NO. 147 00:05:40,667 --> 00:05:42,076 NO, TEXT FROM KYLE INVITING ME... 148 00:05:42,100 --> 00:05:43,976 - OF COURSE SHE'S GOT A HOUSE IN PALM SPRINGS. 149 00:05:44,000 --> 00:05:45,346 - ARE YOU WINDING ME UP? 150 00:05:45,370 --> 00:05:47,209 - SHE'S GONNA BE VERY PLEASED WITH YOU. 151 00:05:47,233 --> 00:05:49,976 - SHE IS. SHUT UP. 152 00:05:50,000 --> 00:05:52,676 KEN ALWAYS WANTS HARMONY WITH MY FRIENDS. 153 00:05:52,700 --> 00:05:54,743 GOOD LUCK WITH THAT, DARLING. 154 00:05:54,767 --> 00:05:56,943 I GOT A TEXT INVITING US TO A BARBECUE ON WEDNESDAY. 155 00:05:56,967 --> 00:05:59,167 - OH, WOW. - DO YOU WANT TO GO? 156 00:06:02,066 --> 00:06:03,309 - FOR SURE. LET'S DO IT. 157 00:06:03,333 --> 00:06:06,810 - YEP, AND THEN BRANDI'S HOUSEWARMING PARTY. 158 00:06:06,834 --> 00:06:09,251 - JUST CALLING TO SEE IF YOU GOT MY SAVE-THE-DATE, 159 00:06:09,275 --> 00:06:12,643 AND I WAS HOPING JUST TO, LIKE, GET BACK ON TRACK 160 00:06:12,667 --> 00:06:14,142 WITH OUR FRIENDSHIP. 161 00:06:14,166 --> 00:06:15,509 - I DIDN'T REALLY WANT TO HAVE THIS CONVERSATION 162 00:06:15,533 --> 00:06:18,042 ON KYLE'S PHONE WITH KYLE THERE. 163 00:06:18,066 --> 00:06:19,242 I DON'T BRING IN GIRLFRIENDS 164 00:06:19,266 --> 00:06:21,009 TO BACK ME UP AND ALL THAT STUFF. 165 00:06:21,033 --> 00:06:23,276 CLEARLY I'M NOT GONNA GO TO THAT. 166 00:06:23,300 --> 00:06:26,347 I'VE SEEN HOW CLOSE KYLE AND BRANDI ARE GETTING. 167 00:06:26,371 --> 00:06:29,376 I THINK KYLE MIGHT NEED TO BE CAREFUL. 168 00:06:29,400 --> 00:06:32,609 SHE MIGHT NOT QUITE KNOW WHO SHE'S DEALING WITH, 169 00:06:32,633 --> 00:06:34,080 BUT I'M NOT GOING TO WARN HER. 170 00:06:34,104 --> 00:06:37,509 THAT'S ALL LEARN BY OUR OWN MISTAKES, SHALL WE? 171 00:06:37,533 --> 00:06:39,250 - I'M DEFINITELY NOT GOING TO THAT. 172 00:06:39,274 --> 00:06:40,676 - WELL, WHATEVER. 173 00:06:40,700 --> 00:06:43,430 - MAYBE SHE WANTS TO SEE YOU TO SAY SHE'S SORRY. 174 00:06:45,800 --> 00:06:46,810 - I DON'T THINK THAT'S GONNA HAPPEN 175 00:06:46,834 --> 00:06:48,534 ANY TIME IN THE NEAR FUTURE. 176 00:06:50,967 --> 00:06:52,276 UH-OH. 177 00:06:52,300 --> 00:06:54,430 SOMEBODY'S COMING TO VISIT. 178 00:07:02,400 --> 00:07:05,042 [dogs barking] 179 00:07:05,066 --> 00:07:06,409 HEY! 180 00:07:06,433 --> 00:07:08,276 [laughter] 181 00:07:08,300 --> 00:07:09,910 HEY! 182 00:07:09,934 --> 00:07:11,343 OKAY. NOW YOU GO. 183 00:07:11,367 --> 00:07:14,067 OFF YOU GO. GO ON. GO ON. 184 00:07:20,033 --> 00:07:21,776 - HI. - HI. 185 00:07:21,800 --> 00:07:24,409 - OH, MY GOD. IT'S VERY WINDY. 186 00:07:24,433 --> 00:07:25,410 - IT'S VERY WINDY. 187 00:07:25,434 --> 00:07:27,033 HI, EILEEN. ARE YOU IN THERE? 188 00:07:31,166 --> 00:07:33,910 EILEEN, YOLANDA. YOLANDA, EILEEN. 189 00:07:33,934 --> 00:07:35,311 - HOW ARE YOU? - I'M WELL. 190 00:07:35,335 --> 00:07:38,076 SO NICE TO MEET YOU. - NICE TO MEET YOU. 191 00:07:38,100 --> 00:07:40,376 - GOING OUT TO MALIBU IS A VERY LONG HAUL FOR ME 192 00:07:40,400 --> 00:07:41,377 FROM BEVERLY HILLS, 193 00:07:41,401 --> 00:07:42,676 SO IF I'M GOING OUT THERE, 194 00:07:42,700 --> 00:07:44,276 I MIGHT AS WELL GET MY TWO MALIBU FRIENDS 195 00:07:44,300 --> 00:07:45,343 TOGETHER FOR LUNCH. 196 00:07:45,367 --> 00:07:46,476 - CAN I GET YOU SOMETHING TO DRINK? 197 00:07:46,500 --> 00:07:48,810 - YES, I'D LOVE A DRY WHITE WINE. 198 00:07:48,834 --> 00:07:50,142 - YOU GOT IT. 199 00:07:50,166 --> 00:07:51,910 - WHATEVER YOU HAVE THAT'S REALLY SUPER DRY. 200 00:07:51,934 --> 00:07:53,049 - NO PROBLEM. I'LL BE RIGHT BACK. 201 00:07:53,073 --> 00:07:54,109 - I HAVE SO MUCH MAKEUP ON FROM WORK. 202 00:07:54,133 --> 00:07:55,148 I WORKED... I JUST GOT OFF OF WORK. 203 00:07:55,172 --> 00:07:56,409 IF I SMILE, MY FACE IS GONNA GO... 204 00:07:56,433 --> 00:07:57,410 - CRACK OPEN? 205 00:07:57,434 --> 00:07:58,676 [laughter] 206 00:07:58,700 --> 00:08:00,509 DID YOU GUYS WORK TOGETHER? - WE DID. 207 00:08:00,533 --> 00:08:03,179 - BUT WE ACTUALLY KNEW EACH OTHER BEFORE WE WORKED TOGETHER, 208 00:08:03,203 --> 00:08:04,876 BECAUSE YOU WERE GOING OUT WITH... 209 00:08:04,900 --> 00:08:06,509 - PETER. - I KNEW YOU IN THE '80s. 210 00:08:06,533 --> 00:08:08,450 - GIRL, THAT SOUNDS WAY TOO LONG AGO. 211 00:08:08,474 --> 00:08:09,810 - UH, DOESN'T IT? 212 00:08:09,834 --> 00:08:12,011 GIGI, YOUR DAUGHTER, WAS AT OUR HOUSE. 213 00:08:12,035 --> 00:08:13,150 - SHE WAS? - YES. 214 00:08:13,174 --> 00:08:15,843 MY STEPSON WAS IN SCHOOL WITH HER. 215 00:08:15,867 --> 00:08:17,209 MALIBU HIGH. - OH, CUTE. 216 00:08:17,233 --> 00:08:20,409 - SO WE HAD A PARTY IN THE LAST OF THEIR JUNIOR YEAR. 217 00:08:20,433 --> 00:08:22,609 AND... OH, MY GOD, I'M SORRY. - THAT'S FINE. 218 00:08:22,633 --> 00:08:26,009 NO, YOU GOT TO CONNECT IT. CONNECT IT. 219 00:08:26,033 --> 00:08:28,009 I KNEW YOU GUYS WOULD HAVE A LOT IN COMMON. 220 00:08:28,033 --> 00:08:29,810 - SO HOW MANY KIDS DO YOU HAVE? 221 00:08:29,834 --> 00:08:31,748 - I HAVE TWO STEPSONS THAT ARE... 222 00:08:31,772 --> 00:08:33,309 WELL, VINNY WHO'S ALMOST 19, 223 00:08:33,333 --> 00:08:34,647 AND THEN DUKE WHO'S 21, 224 00:08:34,671 --> 00:08:37,176 AND THEN WE HAVE AN 11-YEAR-OLD, WHO'S JESSE. 225 00:08:37,200 --> 00:08:38,176 - JESSE. BOY OR GIRL? 226 00:08:38,200 --> 00:08:39,177 - BOY. - BOY. 227 00:08:39,201 --> 00:08:40,543 - ALL BOYS. 228 00:08:40,567 --> 00:08:43,443 LOTS OF BALLS FLYING AROUND THAT HOUSE ALL THE TIME. 229 00:08:43,467 --> 00:08:45,509 I DO SPEND A LOT OF TIME WITH BOYS. 230 00:08:45,533 --> 00:08:47,480 MY KIDS, MY HUSBAND, THEIR FRIENDS. 231 00:08:47,504 --> 00:08:48,976 BOYS. 232 00:08:49,000 --> 00:08:50,076 - DO THEY BRING HOME GIRLFRIENDS, 233 00:08:50,100 --> 00:08:51,543 OR NOT YET? 234 00:08:51,567 --> 00:08:53,710 - YEAH, WE JUST HAD ONE OF THE BOYS' GIRLFRIENDS 235 00:08:53,734 --> 00:08:54,779 STAY FOR TWO NIGHTS. 236 00:08:54,803 --> 00:08:56,509 - DO THEY SLEEP IN THE SAME ROOM? 237 00:08:56,533 --> 00:08:57,576 - NO, THANK YOU. 238 00:08:57,600 --> 00:08:58,710 - OKAY, I WONDERED HOW THAT WORKED. 239 00:08:58,734 --> 00:09:01,047 - I MEAN, I'M VERY DUTCH. I WOULD. 240 00:09:01,071 --> 00:09:02,743 IF THEY'RE IN A SERIOUS RELATIONSHIP, 241 00:09:02,767 --> 00:09:04,144 YOU'RE NOT GOING TO STOP IT ANYWAY. 242 00:09:04,168 --> 00:09:05,710 - YEAH, IT'S TRUE. 243 00:09:05,734 --> 00:09:08,151 - I'M AT THAT POINT WHERE I JUST DON'T KNOW IF I SHOULD TAKE THEM 244 00:09:08,175 --> 00:09:10,409 AND PUT THEM ON THE, YOU KNOW, PILL. 245 00:09:10,433 --> 00:09:12,710 - I WAS ACTUALLY THAT STEPMOM. 246 00:09:12,734 --> 00:09:14,609 "DON'T FORGET YOUR CONDOMS." 247 00:09:14,633 --> 00:09:15,750 THEY'RE LIKE, "SHUT UP. GO AWAY." 248 00:09:15,774 --> 00:09:17,176 I'M LIKE, "I DON'T CARE. 249 00:09:17,200 --> 00:09:19,009 "I'D RATHER YOU THINK I'M A WEIRD PERSON. 250 00:09:19,033 --> 00:09:21,876 I'M GONNA SAY IT ALL THE TIME." 251 00:09:21,900 --> 00:09:23,276 - EILEEN AND I BOTH LIVE IN MALIBU, 252 00:09:23,300 --> 00:09:26,009 SO WE MUST BE LIKING THE SAME LIFESTYLE. 253 00:09:26,033 --> 00:09:27,750 SHE SEEMED LIKE A BEAUTIFUL SPIRIT, 254 00:09:27,774 --> 00:09:29,343 AND I LIKE HER ENERGY. 255 00:09:29,367 --> 00:09:30,710 - I WAS READY TO DOWNSIZE 256 00:09:30,734 --> 00:09:32,211 WHEN I LEFT THE SHOW A YEAR AGO. 257 00:09:32,235 --> 00:09:34,343 I'M TIRED OF THE UPKEEP, 258 00:09:34,367 --> 00:09:36,509 AND CLEARLY I'M NOT DOING IT MYSELF. 259 00:09:36,533 --> 00:09:38,547 HOWEVER, IT'S JUST A LOT OF RESPONSIBILITY 260 00:09:38,571 --> 00:09:39,976 TO BE THINKING ABOUT ALL THE TIME, 261 00:09:40,000 --> 00:09:42,746 AND I'M LIKE, "I JUST WANT SOMETHING MORE SIMPLE." 262 00:09:42,770 --> 00:09:45,710 I DON'T NEED A BIG BROUHAHA AND THE WHOLE THING. 263 00:09:45,734 --> 00:09:47,079 - ME NEITHER. FUNNY. I'M OVER IT. 264 00:09:47,103 --> 00:09:48,409 I'VE DONE IT. - ME TOO. 265 00:09:48,433 --> 00:09:51,743 - WE'VE LIVED IT, AND NOW I JUST WANT SIMPLE... 266 00:09:51,767 --> 00:09:52,843 - EASY MAINTENANCE. 267 00:09:52,867 --> 00:09:54,376 - YEAH, BECAUSE IT DOESN'T MATTER. 268 00:09:54,400 --> 00:09:56,576 IT DOESN'T MATTER HOW MANY PEOPLE YOU HAVE HELPING YOU. 269 00:09:56,600 --> 00:09:57,710 YOU'RE STILL IN CHARGE. 270 00:09:57,734 --> 00:09:59,981 - I TELL EVERYBODY, THE MORE YOU HAVE, 271 00:10:00,005 --> 00:10:03,676 THE MORE WORK IT IS, AND IT'S CONSTANT. 272 00:10:03,700 --> 00:10:04,876 - IT'S HARD TO UNDERSTAND. 273 00:10:04,900 --> 00:10:06,309 - IT'S SO NICE FOR ME TO HAVE WOMEN 274 00:10:06,333 --> 00:10:08,947 THAT I CAN ACTUALLY TALK TO ABOUT THINGS 275 00:10:08,971 --> 00:10:11,343 THAT THE GUYS JUST FRANKLY DON'T CARE ABOUT. 276 00:10:11,367 --> 00:10:13,176 I MEAN, I'VE HAD TO ASK THE BOYS, 277 00:10:13,200 --> 00:10:14,376 "DO YOU LIKE MY DRESS? 278 00:10:14,400 --> 00:10:16,145 DO YOU THINK THE SHOES WORK WITH IT?" 279 00:10:16,169 --> 00:10:18,076 AND THEY'RE SO SWEET, BECAUSE THEY ACTUALLY 280 00:10:18,100 --> 00:10:19,876 TRY TO ANSWER ME. 281 00:10:19,900 --> 00:10:21,609 PROBABLY IN THE WRONG WAY. 282 00:10:21,633 --> 00:10:23,450 I'M NOT SOMEBODY TO HAVE, LIKE, A "MANAGER" 283 00:10:23,474 --> 00:10:25,343 TO, LIKE, A HOME. 284 00:10:25,367 --> 00:10:26,776 - I CLEAN TOILETS AND HOUSES 285 00:10:26,800 --> 00:10:28,643 BETTER THAN ANYBODY. 286 00:10:28,667 --> 00:10:29,644 - I USED TO DO THAT FOR A LIVING, 287 00:10:29,668 --> 00:10:31,109 SO, SO DO I. 288 00:10:31,133 --> 00:10:32,680 - I LOVE A GOOD CLEAN TOILET. 289 00:10:32,704 --> 00:10:34,970 [laughter] 290 00:10:36,266 --> 00:10:37,576 - COMING UP... 291 00:10:37,600 --> 00:10:39,176 - ARE A LOT OF PEOPLE CHUB-CHUBS HERE? 292 00:10:39,200 --> 00:10:40,910 - FAST FOOD IS KING HERE. 293 00:10:40,934 --> 00:10:42,834 - MAKES ME A LITTLE BIT UNCOMFORTABLE HERE. 294 00:10:50,767 --> 00:10:52,443 - JUSTIN. - YO. 295 00:10:52,467 --> 00:10:53,476 - WHAT TO COME DOWN HERE WITH ME? 296 00:10:53,500 --> 00:10:54,810 - YEAH, LET ME GRAB THAT MAGAZINE. 297 00:10:54,834 --> 00:10:56,581 - I NEED TO CALL OR EMAIL DAVID, 298 00:10:56,605 --> 00:10:57,676 PETALS BY DAVID, 299 00:10:57,700 --> 00:10:58,700 ABOUT THE FLOWERS. 300 00:11:02,066 --> 00:11:04,042 - WHAT DO WE WANT? - FIGURE IT OUT. 301 00:11:04,066 --> 00:11:05,676 CAN YOU HELP ME JUST GO OVER THIS FOR A MINUTE? 302 00:11:05,700 --> 00:11:06,910 I GREW UP IN A HOUSE 303 00:11:06,934 --> 00:11:08,481 WHERE MY MOM WAS ALWAYS HAVING PEOPLE OVER, 304 00:11:08,505 --> 00:11:09,743 AND I LOVED THAT. 305 00:11:09,767 --> 00:11:11,409 SO MAURICIO AND I ALWAYS ARE ENTERTAINING. 306 00:11:11,433 --> 00:11:16,743 I WANT, LIKE, ENGLISH COUNTRYSIDE GARDEN BARBECUE. 307 00:11:16,767 --> 00:11:18,276 [laughter] 308 00:11:18,300 --> 00:11:20,810 I SAY "BARBECUE" BECAUSE THEN THERE'S LESS EXPECTATION. 309 00:11:20,834 --> 00:11:23,910 BUT DOES ANYBODY IN THIS GROUP REALLY JUST WANT A HOT DOG? 310 00:11:23,934 --> 00:11:28,176 OKAY, SO COMING TO THE BARBECUE IS... 311 00:11:28,200 --> 00:11:29,409 MY SISTER KIM; 312 00:11:29,433 --> 00:11:31,743 CHRISTINE, I THINK, AND STEVE; 313 00:11:31,767 --> 00:11:33,176 MICHELLE AND DANIEL; 314 00:11:33,200 --> 00:11:36,009 LISA RINNA I INVITED, BUT I THINK SHE'S OUT OF TOWN; 315 00:11:36,033 --> 00:11:38,743 BRANDI; YOLANDA; 316 00:11:38,767 --> 00:11:40,976 I THINK LISA AND KEN. 317 00:11:41,000 --> 00:11:43,747 I HAVE DECIDED WHEN MY FRIENDS ARE NOT GETTING ALONG, 318 00:11:43,771 --> 00:11:45,276 I WILL INVITE BOTH, 319 00:11:45,300 --> 00:11:46,647 AND WHOEVER DOESN'T WANT TO COME DOESN'T HAVE TO COME. 320 00:11:46,671 --> 00:11:48,710 I AM NOT IN HIGH SCHOOL, 321 00:11:48,734 --> 00:11:50,042 BELIEVE IT OR NOT. 322 00:11:50,066 --> 00:11:52,076 I CAN PROBABLY MAKE SANGRIA MYSELF. 323 00:11:52,100 --> 00:11:53,847 - YOU CAN, AND WE HAVE TWO OF THOSE THINGS TOO. 324 00:11:53,871 --> 00:11:55,876 - AND WHEN I SAY "I," I MEAN, "WE." 325 00:11:55,900 --> 00:11:56,877 [laughter] 326 00:11:56,901 --> 00:11:57,910 DO YOU KNOW HOW TO MAKE A SANGRIA? 327 00:11:57,934 --> 00:11:58,911 - YES. 328 00:11:58,935 --> 00:12:00,151 IT'S GONNA BE A GHETTO SANGRIA, 329 00:12:00,175 --> 00:12:01,743 BUT IT'S GONNA BE SANGRIA. 330 00:12:01,767 --> 00:12:04,409 - CAN YOU GOOGLE "NOT GHETTO SANGRIA"? 331 00:12:04,433 --> 00:12:05,950 - I KNOW. I'M GONNA CALL CURTIS STONE. 332 00:12:05,974 --> 00:12:07,743 HE ALWAYS ANSWERS MY PHONE CALLS. 333 00:12:07,767 --> 00:12:09,309 I MEAN, WHAT HAPPENED TO THE DAYS 334 00:12:09,333 --> 00:12:12,810 WHEN YOU HAD A BARBECUE WITH, LIKE, HOT DOGS AND HAMBURGERS 335 00:12:12,834 --> 00:12:13,811 AND... 336 00:12:13,835 --> 00:12:15,581 - I THINK THAT THIS IS FEELING 337 00:12:15,605 --> 00:12:18,810 A LITTLE MORE LIKE A BEVERLY HILLS BARBECUE. 338 00:12:18,834 --> 00:12:21,079 - DO YOU PEOPLE NOT DO ANYTHING REGULAR? 339 00:12:21,103 --> 00:12:23,200 IS EVERYTHING SO LUXE AROUND HERE? 340 00:12:34,834 --> 00:12:38,376 - IT'S A BEAUTIFUL DAY. 341 00:12:38,400 --> 00:12:39,376 HA. 342 00:12:39,400 --> 00:12:40,376 I'VE GOT THE GIRLS WITH ME, 343 00:12:40,400 --> 00:12:41,376 DELILAH IS GONNA GO BACK EARLY 344 00:12:41,400 --> 00:12:42,376 TO TAKE HER DRIVER'S TEST, 345 00:12:42,400 --> 00:12:43,377 WHICH I'VE PROMISED HER. 346 00:12:43,401 --> 00:12:44,776 IT'S ALL ABOUT NEGOTIATION, 347 00:12:44,800 --> 00:12:46,276 AND ALL THEY HAVE TO DO TODAY 348 00:12:46,300 --> 00:12:48,847 IS GO WITH ME TO SEE GRANDMA AND GRANDPA. 349 00:12:48,871 --> 00:12:51,109 - CAN I DRIVE TODAY? - EASY. 350 00:12:51,133 --> 00:12:52,633 I DON'T KNOW. 351 00:12:57,333 --> 00:13:01,443 MEDFORD, I DIDN'T NECESSARILY FEEL LIKE I BELONGED. 352 00:13:01,467 --> 00:13:03,743 - ARE A LOT OF PEOPLE CHUB-CHUBS HERE? 353 00:13:03,767 --> 00:13:05,976 - UH, FAST FOOD IS KING HERE. 354 00:13:06,000 --> 00:13:07,876 - MAKES ME A LITTLE BIT UNCOMFORTABLE HERE. 355 00:13:07,900 --> 00:13:09,776 - WHY? - HOMETOWN BUFFET. 356 00:13:09,800 --> 00:13:11,076 - I WAS A FISH OUT OF WATER, 357 00:13:11,100 --> 00:13:13,746 AND MY FATHER HAD BEEN TRANSFERRED FROM HIS COMPANY 358 00:13:13,770 --> 00:13:16,843 FROM NEWPORT BEACH, CALIFORNIA, WHEN I WAS SEVEN. 359 00:13:16,867 --> 00:13:21,276 I WORE DRESSES THAT WERE SO SHORT 360 00:13:21,300 --> 00:13:24,142 YOU COULD ALMOST SEE MY WHOO-WHOO. 361 00:13:24,166 --> 00:13:26,976 I WAS TEASED A LOT. IT WAS NEVER COMFORTABLE. 362 00:13:27,000 --> 00:13:28,409 I JUST BELONG IN A BIG CITY. 363 00:13:28,433 --> 00:13:30,509 LIKE, I DIDN'T BELONG IN MEDFORD, OREGON. 364 00:13:30,533 --> 00:13:32,443 - OH, SECOND MCDONALD'S. 365 00:13:32,467 --> 00:13:34,810 WHY DO THEY HAVE TWO IN, LIKE, ONE MINUTE OF DRIVING? 366 00:13:34,834 --> 00:13:36,551 - WELL, THAT'S THE ONE THAT I WENT TO 367 00:13:36,575 --> 00:13:39,409 EVERY SINGLE SUNDAY AFTER CHURCH. 368 00:13:39,433 --> 00:13:43,643 - YOU WENT TO CHURCH? - I LOVED GOING TO CHURCH. 369 00:13:43,667 --> 00:13:46,743 I WOULD GO TO CHURCH... - THAT EXPLAINS SO MUCH. 370 00:13:46,767 --> 00:13:50,643 - DOES IT? - YOU'RE SO WEIRD. 371 00:13:50,667 --> 00:13:52,509 - HAVING IT SEEN THROUGH THEIR EYES, 372 00:13:52,533 --> 00:13:55,509 I MEAN, THAT'S HOW I FELT ABOUT MEDFORD GROWING UP. 373 00:13:55,533 --> 00:13:58,543 I WAS LIKE, "WHY AM I HERE? 374 00:13:58,567 --> 00:14:01,042 I'M MORE FABULOUS THAN THIS." 375 00:14:01,066 --> 00:14:03,009 - I'M SORRY, BUT I FEEL BAD FOR YOU. 376 00:14:03,033 --> 00:14:04,847 - NOW I GOT TO CUT YOU SOME SLACK, 377 00:14:04,871 --> 00:14:06,476 BECAUSE NOW I KNOW HOW YOU GREW UP. 378 00:14:06,500 --> 00:14:08,500 - I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO SAY ABOUT THAT, ACTUALLY. 379 00:14:13,800 --> 00:14:16,109 - SO I THINK THERE HAS TO BE A LOT OF TOMATOES NOW. 380 00:14:16,133 --> 00:14:18,679 THERE'S, LIKE, SO MUCH DOG POOP DOWN HERE. 381 00:14:18,703 --> 00:14:20,609 HOW COME ONE OF THE KIDS ISN'T CLEANING IT UP? 382 00:14:20,633 --> 00:14:22,180 - THE GARDENER SHOULD BE GETTING IT, ACTUALLY. 383 00:14:22,204 --> 00:14:23,910 - NO, THE KIDS SHOULD BE GETTING IT. 384 00:14:23,934 --> 00:14:26,710 AND COULD YOU EXPLAIN TO ME WHY WE HAVE 500 POOPER SCOOPERS? 385 00:14:26,734 --> 00:14:28,109 - IT'S AWFUL. 386 00:14:28,133 --> 00:14:30,050 - VINCENT AND I ABSOLUTELY LOVE THE MALIBU LIFESTYLE. 387 00:14:30,074 --> 00:14:33,376 THE ONE PROBLEM IS, IT'S A GOOD HOUR ONE WAY FROM TOWN. 388 00:14:33,400 --> 00:14:36,009 THE DISTANCE KIND OF HAS HELPED TURN US INTO HOMEBODIES. 389 00:14:36,033 --> 00:14:37,409 THESE ARE AMAZING. - BEAUTIFUL. 390 00:14:37,433 --> 00:14:38,750 DON'T... WAIT A SECOND. 391 00:14:38,774 --> 00:14:39,776 WOW. 392 00:14:39,800 --> 00:14:41,546 - VINCE AND I TEND TO BE TOGETHER A LOT, 393 00:14:41,570 --> 00:14:43,509 BECAUSE OUR WORK SCHEDULES ARE ERRATIC. 394 00:14:43,533 --> 00:14:44,743 - WOW! 395 00:14:44,767 --> 00:14:46,509 JEEZ, WHAT THE HECK'S IN THIS THING? 396 00:14:46,533 --> 00:14:47,543 LOOK AT THAT. 397 00:14:47,567 --> 00:14:48,776 OH, GOD. 398 00:14:48,800 --> 00:14:50,509 - I WOULDN'T HAVE IT ANY OTHER WAY. 399 00:14:50,533 --> 00:14:52,779 WHAT'S OVER THERE? IS THERE A CREATURE? 400 00:14:52,803 --> 00:14:54,209 - AH! ARE YOU KIDDING? 401 00:14:54,233 --> 00:14:55,676 - [laughs] 402 00:14:55,700 --> 00:14:58,476 I WANTED TO TELL YOU THAT I HAD DRINKS WITH LISA RINNA 403 00:14:58,500 --> 00:14:59,976 AND HER FRIEND YOLANDA, WHO'S VERY NICE. 404 00:15:00,000 --> 00:15:00,977 - RIGHT, RIGHT. HOW DID THAT GO? 405 00:15:01,001 --> 00:15:02,276 - GOOD. I LOVE HER. 406 00:15:02,300 --> 00:15:03,943 SHE'S MARRIED TO DAVID FOSTER. 407 00:15:03,967 --> 00:15:05,209 - I PLAYED TENNIS WITH HIM YEARS AGO. 408 00:15:05,233 --> 00:15:06,210 HE'S A NICE GUY, GREAT GUY. 409 00:15:06,234 --> 00:15:07,643 - DID YOU REALLY? - YEAH. 410 00:15:07,667 --> 00:15:09,376 - DO YOU WANT TO TURN ON THE HOSE AND I'LL WATER IT? 411 00:15:09,400 --> 00:15:12,343 WASH MY HANDS. OW! 412 00:15:12,367 --> 00:15:14,276 YOU'RE SUCH AN [bleep]! 413 00:15:14,300 --> 00:15:15,277 LET GO. 414 00:15:15,301 --> 00:15:16,643 [laughing] 415 00:15:16,667 --> 00:15:18,810 - FUNNY. FUNNY. THAT'S GREAT. 416 00:15:18,834 --> 00:15:19,834 ALL RIGHT. 417 00:15:21,467 --> 00:15:22,676 - YOU CAN WASH, AND I'LL DO THAT. 418 00:15:22,700 --> 00:15:23,710 WHAT'S THAT WEIRD THING RIGHT THERE? 419 00:15:23,734 --> 00:15:25,004 OH, MY GOD, IT'S A WORM. 420 00:15:26,867 --> 00:15:27,867 EWW. 421 00:15:30,734 --> 00:15:31,751 OR MAYBE IT'S NOT. 422 00:15:31,775 --> 00:15:33,676 [phone ringing] 423 00:15:33,700 --> 00:15:34,710 HELLO? 424 00:15:34,734 --> 00:15:36,147 - HEY, EILEEN. IT'S YOLANDA. 425 00:15:36,171 --> 00:15:37,976 - HI, YOLANDA. HOW ARE YOU? 426 00:15:38,000 --> 00:15:39,447 - I AM GOOD. HOW ARE YOU? 427 00:15:39,471 --> 00:15:41,042 - I'M FINE. 428 00:15:41,066 --> 00:15:43,576 - WE'RE HAVING A BARBECUE AT MY GIRLFRIEND KYLE'S HOUSE 429 00:15:43,600 --> 00:15:45,042 ON WEDNESDAY, 430 00:15:45,066 --> 00:15:46,643 AND I WAS WONDERING IF YOU GUYS WANT TO JOIN ME 431 00:15:46,667 --> 00:15:48,142 AND MAYBE DRIVE UP TOGETHER. 432 00:15:48,166 --> 00:15:49,710 - I THINK THAT'S A GREAT IDEA. I WOULD LOVE THAT. 433 00:15:49,734 --> 00:15:51,511 WE COULD PICK YOU UP ON THE WAY. 434 00:15:51,535 --> 00:15:52,979 - OKAY, GREAT. ALL RIGHT, EILEEN. 435 00:15:53,003 --> 00:15:54,476 - THANKS SO MUCH. I'LL SEE YOU SOON. 436 00:15:54,500 --> 00:15:55,509 - OKAY. BYE-BYE. 437 00:15:55,533 --> 00:15:56,976 - BYE. 438 00:15:57,000 --> 00:15:58,345 HONEY, YOU KNOW HOW WE COMPLAIN THAT WE NEVER GO ANYWHERE? 439 00:15:58,369 --> 00:15:59,543 WE'VE BEEN INVITED TO A BARBECUE. 440 00:15:59,567 --> 00:16:01,076 - YOU'RE KIDDING. 441 00:16:01,100 --> 00:16:02,145 - NO, IT'S GOOD TO GET OUT OF THE HOUSE ONCE IN A WHILE. 442 00:16:02,169 --> 00:16:03,143 SOMETIMES VINNY GETS GRUMPY 443 00:16:03,167 --> 00:16:04,676 WHEN HE HAS TO GO INTO TOWN, 444 00:16:04,700 --> 00:16:05,710 OR EVEN DOWN THE STREET. 445 00:16:05,734 --> 00:16:07,309 [laughs] 446 00:16:07,333 --> 00:16:09,603 WE'RE GOING PLACES! 447 00:16:17,200 --> 00:16:18,609 - OKAY, HERE WE ARE. 448 00:16:18,633 --> 00:16:19,633 IT'S NICE. 449 00:16:21,433 --> 00:16:23,176 [gasps] HI. 450 00:16:23,200 --> 00:16:26,543 - OH, MY GOD. 451 00:16:26,567 --> 00:16:28,810 HI! 452 00:16:28,834 --> 00:16:30,681 - YOU'RE SO CUTE. I'M GONNA CRY. 453 00:16:30,705 --> 00:16:32,176 - OH... 454 00:16:32,200 --> 00:16:34,109 - WOW. 455 00:16:34,133 --> 00:16:35,110 - OH, MY GOD. 456 00:16:35,134 --> 00:16:36,643 MY GOD... 457 00:16:36,667 --> 00:16:39,009 YOU'RE MONSTROUS. YOU'RE MONSTROUS. 458 00:16:39,033 --> 00:16:40,950 - I TRY TO GET BACK TO MEDFORD ABOUT ONCE A YEAR 459 00:16:40,974 --> 00:16:42,343 WITH THE GIRLS, 460 00:16:42,367 --> 00:16:44,843 AND NOW MORE OFTEN BECAUSE OF MY PARENTS. 461 00:16:44,867 --> 00:16:47,643 HI, DADDY. HOW YOU DOING? 462 00:16:47,667 --> 00:16:51,209 - LET'S SEE. - NOT TOO WELL, BUT... 463 00:16:51,233 --> 00:16:52,210 HANGING IN THERE. 464 00:16:52,234 --> 00:16:53,876 - MY DAD IS 92, 465 00:16:53,900 --> 00:16:56,443 WHICH IS A MIRACLE IN ITSELF. 466 00:16:56,467 --> 00:16:57,543 HE'S REALLY STRONG, THOUGH. 467 00:16:57,567 --> 00:16:59,044 HE JUST, LIKE, FIGHTS THROUGH IT, 468 00:16:59,068 --> 00:17:01,309 BECAUSE I THINK HE DOESN'T WANT TO LEAVE MY MOM. 469 00:17:01,333 --> 00:17:03,976 - SHE'S MY ROCK. 470 00:17:04,000 --> 00:17:05,943 SHE TAKES GOOD CARE OF ME. 471 00:17:05,967 --> 00:17:07,109 - DOES SHE? 472 00:17:07,133 --> 00:17:08,309 - I NEED A LOT OF TAKING CARE OF. 473 00:17:08,333 --> 00:17:09,576 - LISA? - YES? 474 00:17:09,600 --> 00:17:11,276 - YOU WANT TO COME AND SEE DAD'S PAINTINGS? 475 00:17:11,300 --> 00:17:13,910 REMEMBER, I TOLD YOU, THEY PUT THEM IN THE... 476 00:17:13,934 --> 00:17:15,751 - YEAH. - WHAT IS THAT ROOM, FRANK? 477 00:17:15,775 --> 00:17:19,242 WHERE THEY PUT YOUR PAINTINGS? WHAT'S THAT CALLED? 478 00:17:19,266 --> 00:17:20,576 - WHAT? 479 00:17:20,600 --> 00:17:21,810 - I DON'T KNOW WHAT THEY CALL IT, BUT... 480 00:17:21,834 --> 00:17:23,111 - DO YOU WANT TO GO? - COME AND SEE THEM. 481 00:17:23,135 --> 00:17:25,250 - MY MOM HAD A STROKE JUST OUT OF THE BLUE, 482 00:17:25,274 --> 00:17:29,309 AND IT ERASED A LOT OF HER MEMORY. 483 00:17:29,333 --> 00:17:31,009 AND THAT HAS BEEN REALLY HARD TO SEE, 484 00:17:31,033 --> 00:17:34,443 BECAUSE MY MOM IS... 485 00:17:34,467 --> 00:17:35,609 THE ROCK OF GIBRALTAR. 486 00:17:35,633 --> 00:17:36,780 YOU KNOW, SHE'S EVERYTHING, 487 00:17:36,804 --> 00:17:40,242 AND SHE ALWAYS JUST HAD IT SO TOGETHER. 488 00:17:40,266 --> 00:17:42,109 WOW! 489 00:17:42,133 --> 00:17:44,343 THIS LOOKS GREAT. 490 00:17:44,367 --> 00:17:46,676 OH, DAD, THIS IS MAGNIFICENT. 491 00:17:46,700 --> 00:17:48,576 - TELL US WHICH ONES YOU THAT YOU WANT. 492 00:17:48,600 --> 00:17:49,776 - WELL, I LOVE THE ROSE. 493 00:17:49,800 --> 00:17:51,446 YOU KNOW, THE ROSE IS MY FAVORITE. 494 00:17:51,470 --> 00:17:54,710 - I KEEP ASKING YOU GIRLS TO PUT YOUR NAMES ON THE BACKS OF THEM 495 00:17:54,734 --> 00:17:55,776 SO WE KNOW... 496 00:17:55,800 --> 00:17:57,076 - I KNOW, BUT THAT IS REALLY... 497 00:17:57,100 --> 00:17:58,346 - YOU WON'T FACE IT. 498 00:17:58,370 --> 00:17:59,843 - WE DON'T LIKE TO FACE THAT. 499 00:17:59,867 --> 00:18:02,576 IT'S JUST HARD NOT HAVING YOUR PARENTS BE YOUNG 500 00:18:02,600 --> 00:18:06,710 AND FULL OF LIFE AND... 501 00:18:06,734 --> 00:18:09,111 IT'S SO HARD TO WATCH PEOPLE GET OLD. 502 00:18:09,135 --> 00:18:10,743 WHAT'S THIS ONE? 503 00:18:10,767 --> 00:18:12,509 - SOME OF MY BROTHER'S BUDDIES. 504 00:18:12,533 --> 00:18:13,510 - OH. 505 00:18:13,534 --> 00:18:14,710 - THEY WERE GOING HUNTING. 506 00:18:14,734 --> 00:18:16,511 - WHAT YEAR DO YOU THINK THAT WAS? 507 00:18:16,535 --> 00:18:18,976 - OH... - LOOK AT THE CAR. 508 00:18:19,000 --> 00:18:20,409 - JUST... - I KNOW. 509 00:18:20,433 --> 00:18:21,743 LOOK AT THAT. 510 00:18:21,767 --> 00:18:23,376 - TO KNOW THAT MY DAD CAN'T PAINT ANYMORE 511 00:18:23,400 --> 00:18:28,042 AND HE CAN'T DO THE THINGS THAT KEPT HIM FEELING ALIVE, 512 00:18:28,066 --> 00:18:29,043 THAT'S HARD. 513 00:18:29,067 --> 00:18:30,576 HE'S JUST NOT HAVING ANY FUN. 514 00:18:30,600 --> 00:18:33,309 - WHEN YOU'RE 92, WHAT DOES IT FEEL LIKE? 515 00:18:33,333 --> 00:18:34,743 - I DON'T FEEL LIKE I BELONG. 516 00:18:34,767 --> 00:18:36,076 - YOU DON'T FEEL LIKE YOU BELONG? 517 00:18:36,100 --> 00:18:37,810 - NO, HE DOESN'T LIVE HERE. - OH. 518 00:18:37,834 --> 00:18:40,151 - HE'S JUST SPENDING HIS NIGHTS HERE. 519 00:18:40,175 --> 00:18:41,443 - I'M GONNA CRY. 520 00:18:41,467 --> 00:18:43,109 - I DON'T KNOW WHERE TO SETTLE DOWN ANYMORE. 521 00:18:43,133 --> 00:18:45,309 - I FEEL A LOT OF GUILT LIVING FAR AWAY FROM THEM. 522 00:18:45,333 --> 00:18:47,009 MAKES ME FEEL LIKE I'M A BAD DAUGHTER. 523 00:18:47,033 --> 00:18:49,680 I KNOW IT'S REALLY IMPORTANT FOR ME TO BE HERE WITH MY KIDS, 524 00:18:49,704 --> 00:18:53,076 AND YET... 525 00:18:53,100 --> 00:18:55,276 IT WOULD BE NICE TO, YOU KNOW, 526 00:18:55,300 --> 00:18:58,443 BE THERE FOR MY PARENTS RIGHT NOW. 527 00:18:58,467 --> 00:19:00,443 - WELL, HE'LL PROBABLY BE HERE IN ANOTHER 10 OR 15. 528 00:19:00,467 --> 00:19:02,343 - THAT'S RIGHT. THAT'S RIGHT. 529 00:19:02,367 --> 00:19:05,109 - I HOPE NOT. 530 00:19:05,133 --> 00:19:07,209 I HAVEN'T BEEN WELL. 531 00:19:07,233 --> 00:19:09,847 - I KNOW. I WANT YOU TO FEEL BETTER, DAD. 532 00:19:09,871 --> 00:19:11,776 - I'D REALLY LIKE TO FEEL BETTER. 533 00:19:11,800 --> 00:19:14,409 - NOBODY LIKES TO NOT FEEL GOOD. 534 00:19:14,433 --> 00:19:16,573 IT'S REALLY, REALLY HARD. 535 00:19:21,900 --> 00:19:23,343 - COMING UP... 536 00:19:23,367 --> 00:19:25,509 - HELLO. HELLO. HELLO. 537 00:19:25,533 --> 00:19:27,379 - LISA'S A VERY STUBBORN INDIVIDUAL. 538 00:19:27,403 --> 00:19:29,045 I THINK I'M ATTRACTED TO THE CHALLENGE. 539 00:19:29,069 --> 00:19:30,466 I WANT WHAT I CAN'T HAVE. 540 00:19:39,200 --> 00:19:40,743 - HI. - HI! 541 00:19:40,767 --> 00:19:41,943 - OH, WE'RE HERE. 542 00:19:41,967 --> 00:19:42,976 OH, MY GOD. 543 00:19:43,000 --> 00:19:44,247 [speaks indistinctly] 544 00:19:44,271 --> 00:19:46,743 [gasps] OH, MY GOD. 545 00:19:46,767 --> 00:19:47,810 - YOU GOT TO FILL ME IN. 546 00:19:47,834 --> 00:19:49,051 - WELL, I'M GOING TO FILL YOU IN. 547 00:19:49,075 --> 00:19:50,409 YOU'VE ALREADY STARTED DRINKING. 548 00:19:50,433 --> 00:19:51,847 - [bleep], ARE YOU KIDDING? 549 00:19:51,871 --> 00:19:53,209 - ARE YOU KIDDING ME? 550 00:19:53,233 --> 00:19:54,248 - WELCOME TO CICILY'S. - HI. 551 00:19:54,272 --> 00:19:55,443 CAN I GET A CLASS OF CHARDONNAY? 552 00:19:55,467 --> 00:19:57,443 - ABSOLUTELY. - THANK YOU SO MUCH. 553 00:19:57,467 --> 00:19:59,044 - I CAN'T DRINK ALONE, YOU KNOW? 554 00:19:59,068 --> 00:20:02,509 - NANCY IS MY HALF-SISTER FROM MY DAD'S FIRST MARRIAGE. 555 00:20:02,533 --> 00:20:05,080 SHE CAME TO LIVE WITH US VERY SPORADICALLY 556 00:20:05,104 --> 00:20:06,443 WHEN I WAS SIX. 557 00:20:06,467 --> 00:20:09,676 I ONLY REMEMBER, LIKE, HER SITTING ON THE TOILET, SMOKING. 558 00:20:09,700 --> 00:20:12,547 MY RELATIONSHIP WITH NANCY NOW IS MORE OF, YOU KNOW, 559 00:20:12,571 --> 00:20:13,743 AS A FRIEND. 560 00:20:13,767 --> 00:20:14,943 THANK YOU FOR DOING ALL OF THIS. 561 00:20:14,967 --> 00:20:17,109 YOU KNOW, YOU HAVE DONE SO MUCH, 562 00:20:17,133 --> 00:20:20,179 AND I FEEL LIKE I SHOULD HAVE BEEN MORE PART OF IT, REALLY, 563 00:20:20,203 --> 00:20:22,009 BECAUSE I THINK I JUST AVOIDED IT. 564 00:20:22,033 --> 00:20:23,409 I THINK I REALLY... - IT'S EASY TO AVOID. 565 00:20:23,433 --> 00:20:25,109 - I REALLY HAVE TO BE HONEST WITH YOU. 566 00:20:25,133 --> 00:20:26,778 I THINK I JUST WAS LIKE, "I'M GONNA LET NANCY DO IT 567 00:20:26,802 --> 00:20:28,147 BECAUSE I DON'T THINK I CAN HANDLE IT." 568 00:20:28,171 --> 00:20:31,476 AND THE TRUTH IS, IT IS REALLY TOUGH TO HANDLE. 569 00:20:31,500 --> 00:20:33,976 SHE'S BEEN CARRY ALL OF THE WEIGHT, REALLY. 570 00:20:34,000 --> 00:20:35,676 I MEAN, MUCH MORE. 571 00:20:35,700 --> 00:20:38,242 I MEAN, WAY, WAY, WAY, WAY MORE. 572 00:20:38,266 --> 00:20:40,976 HE KIND OF LOOKED AT ME IN A WAY TODAY 573 00:20:41,000 --> 00:20:45,409 THAT SAID, "YOU KNOW WHAT, IT'S NOT MUCH LONGER, 574 00:20:45,433 --> 00:20:47,109 SO GET READY." 575 00:20:47,133 --> 00:20:48,343 HE'S SUFFERING. 576 00:20:48,367 --> 00:20:50,309 HE'S [bleep] MISERABLE; THAT'S THE TRUTH. 577 00:20:50,333 --> 00:20:53,209 - BREAKS MY HEART. JUST BREAKS MY HEART. 578 00:20:53,233 --> 00:20:54,710 CAN WE THINK ABOUT SOMETHING ELSE NOW? 579 00:20:54,734 --> 00:20:56,242 PLEASE? 580 00:20:56,266 --> 00:20:57,710 - HERE WE GO. 581 00:20:57,734 --> 00:21:00,543 - HI! - HELLO. 582 00:21:00,567 --> 00:21:02,609 LOOK AT YOU. - HI! 583 00:21:02,633 --> 00:21:03,910 - COME SIT OVER HERE. 584 00:21:03,934 --> 00:21:05,710 WE WANT YOU TO SIT IN THE MIDDLE, OVER HERE. 585 00:21:05,734 --> 00:21:09,409 COME HERE; WE'RE GONNA HAVE YOU SIT OVER HERE BY MAMA. 586 00:21:09,433 --> 00:21:11,379 I'M SO HUNGRY, I'M READY TO EAT THIS MENU. 587 00:21:11,403 --> 00:21:13,145 - DO THEY HAVE GLUTEN-FREE? 588 00:21:13,169 --> 00:21:15,943 - WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE THING THAT YOUR MOTHER COOKS FOR YOU? 589 00:21:15,967 --> 00:21:18,009 [laughter] 590 00:21:18,033 --> 00:21:20,979 - PROBABLY THE MICROWAVABLE RICE SHE BURNED. 591 00:21:21,003 --> 00:21:23,776 - SHE MAKES SCRAMBLED EGGS WITH THE SHELLS STILL IN THEM. 592 00:21:23,800 --> 00:21:25,176 - I DO NOT. 593 00:21:25,200 --> 00:21:28,843 - SHE ALSO COMES FROM REALLY GOOD COOKING STOCK, 594 00:21:28,867 --> 00:21:29,844 IN LOIS. 595 00:21:29,868 --> 00:21:30,943 - ME? 596 00:21:30,967 --> 00:21:32,543 - SHE ALWAYS TOLD EVERYBODY THAT I... 597 00:21:32,567 --> 00:21:33,976 - I'M MAKING FUN OF YOU NOW. 598 00:21:34,000 --> 00:21:35,276 - OH. [laughter] 599 00:21:35,300 --> 00:21:37,376 - GROWING UP, MY SALADS CONSISTED 600 00:21:37,400 --> 00:21:40,443 OF DIFFERENT COLORED JELL-OS EVERY NIGHT. 601 00:21:40,467 --> 00:21:42,509 I NEVER SAW LETTUCE UNTIL I WAS 25. 602 00:21:42,533 --> 00:21:44,147 - [laughs] OH, YOU DID... 603 00:21:44,171 --> 00:21:46,443 - I'M JUST A PRODUCT OF MY MOTHER. 604 00:21:46,467 --> 00:21:48,810 SEE, BABE. - OH. 605 00:21:48,834 --> 00:21:49,851 - I GOT TO GET THESE GIRLS OUT OF HERE 606 00:21:49,875 --> 00:21:52,076 BY 5:30 IN THE MORNING. 607 00:21:52,100 --> 00:21:53,710 THEY'RE GOING HOME. - OH. 608 00:21:53,734 --> 00:21:55,076 5:30. 609 00:21:55,100 --> 00:21:56,545 - SO, MOM, DO YOU WANT TO GO OVER TO THE HOUSE? 610 00:21:56,569 --> 00:21:57,976 OR ARE YOU DONE? - I DON'T KNOW, MOM. 611 00:21:58,000 --> 00:21:58,977 - OKAY. 612 00:21:59,001 --> 00:22:00,009 - I'LL PROBABLY GO TONIGHT 613 00:22:00,033 --> 00:22:01,679 JUST TO SAY GOOD-BYE TO THE HOUSE. 614 00:22:01,703 --> 00:22:03,209 - I'LL SAY MY GOOD-BYE TOMORROW. 615 00:22:03,233 --> 00:22:06,147 YES, IT'S HARD TO SAY GOOD-BYE TO THE MEMORIES, 616 00:22:06,171 --> 00:22:08,766 BUT IT'S IMPORTANT TO HAVE THIS MOMENT FOR CLOSURE. 617 00:22:27,867 --> 00:22:30,710 - DO NOT EVEN THINK ABOUT GOING IN THAT POOL, BAMBI. 618 00:22:30,734 --> 00:22:33,409 - [laughs] - PERFECT. 619 00:22:33,433 --> 00:22:34,450 - UM... - THANK YOU SO MUCH. 620 00:22:34,474 --> 00:22:36,509 - YEAH. - OH, THAT LOOKS REALLY PRETTY. 621 00:22:36,533 --> 00:22:37,950 - IT DOES, RIGHT? - YES. 622 00:22:37,974 --> 00:22:39,876 - KYLE? - YES? 623 00:22:39,900 --> 00:22:41,476 - I WANT TO GET STARTED ON THE SANGRIA. 624 00:22:41,500 --> 00:22:43,076 IS THERE A WINE I CAN USE? 625 00:22:43,100 --> 00:22:44,609 - I MEAN, I DON'T KNOW WHICH RED WINE. 626 00:22:44,633 --> 00:22:46,080 I JUST DON'T WANT IT TO BE ONE THAT'S, LIKE, 627 00:22:46,104 --> 00:22:48,409 A RIDICULOUS AMOUNT OF MONEY, BECAUSE MY HUSBAND... 628 00:22:48,433 --> 00:22:49,609 - I DON'T WANT TO USE AN EXPENSIVE BOTTLE. 629 00:22:49,633 --> 00:22:50,879 - I KNOW, I DID THAT ONCE. 630 00:22:50,903 --> 00:22:52,209 I OPENED UP... MY HUSBAND'S, LIKE, 631 00:22:52,233 --> 00:22:53,210 "THAT WAS A $2,000 BOTTLE OF WINE." 632 00:22:53,234 --> 00:22:54,943 I'M STILL JETLAGGED FROM SPAIN, 633 00:22:54,967 --> 00:22:57,509 AND IT'S NOT THAT I DON'T WANT TO MAKE HAMBURGERS AND HOT DOGS. 634 00:22:57,533 --> 00:22:59,279 IT'S JUST THAT I DON'T WANT TO BE STRESSED 635 00:22:59,303 --> 00:23:01,910 AND RUNNING AROUND LIKE A CHICKEN WITH MY HEAD CUT OFF, 636 00:23:01,934 --> 00:23:05,009 SO I AM GOING TO HAVE AN EXTRA PAIR OF HANDS HELPING ME. 637 00:23:05,033 --> 00:23:06,409 THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR HELPING ME DO THIS. 638 00:23:06,433 --> 00:23:07,876 - YEAH, YEAH, YEAH. 639 00:23:07,900 --> 00:23:09,347 - MY HUSBAND WAS SUPPOSED TO COME HOME EARLY TO HELP, 640 00:23:09,371 --> 00:23:10,509 BUT... - MOM? 641 00:23:10,533 --> 00:23:12,209 - SOME REASON, AS YOU'VE SEEN BEFORE, 642 00:23:12,233 --> 00:23:13,943 I'VE GOT IT WORKED OUT. 643 00:23:13,967 --> 00:23:15,476 - CAN I HAVE MY OWN CANDLES? 644 00:23:15,500 --> 00:23:16,947 - YOU CAN'T LIGHT CANDLES ON YOUR OWN. 645 00:23:16,971 --> 00:23:18,543 NO, YOU MAY NOT. 646 00:23:18,567 --> 00:23:19,597 AH! 647 00:23:21,467 --> 00:23:23,009 HEY, HEY, HEY, HEY. 648 00:23:23,033 --> 00:23:24,750 THIS IS NOT HAPPENING TODAY. 649 00:23:24,774 --> 00:23:27,710 IT'S NOT HAPPENING. 650 00:23:27,734 --> 00:23:29,209 NO. NO, NO, NO. 651 00:23:29,233 --> 00:23:31,810 WE'RE PUTTING THIS AWAY, AND WE'LL DO THIS TOMORROW. 652 00:23:31,834 --> 00:23:32,834 NO, NO, NO. 653 00:23:37,000 --> 00:23:38,470 - OKAY. - THANK YOU. 654 00:23:43,200 --> 00:23:45,576 - HI, YOU. LOOK HOW PRETTY YOU ARE. 655 00:23:45,600 --> 00:23:48,309 - HOW ARE YOU? - HOW ARE YOU? 656 00:23:48,333 --> 00:23:49,433 NICE TO SEE YOU. 657 00:23:53,800 --> 00:23:54,777 - I LOVE THIS, BY THE WAY. 658 00:23:54,801 --> 00:23:56,609 - THANKS. - FABULOUS. 659 00:23:56,633 --> 00:23:58,447 - YOU KNOW, I BOUGHT THESE BOOTS A YEAR AGO, 660 00:23:58,471 --> 00:24:00,176 AND I THOUGHT, "IF I DON'T WEAR 'EM TODAY, 661 00:24:00,200 --> 00:24:02,209 I NEVER WILL." 662 00:24:02,233 --> 00:24:03,409 WHERE DO YOU WEAR THIS? 663 00:24:03,433 --> 00:24:05,042 TO A BARBECUE, SO HERE THEY ARE. 664 00:24:05,066 --> 00:24:06,843 - I DON'T KNOW THAT MANY WOMEN THAT COULD PULL THAT OFF. 665 00:24:06,867 --> 00:24:08,743 SHE'S JUST SO GORGEOUS. 666 00:24:08,767 --> 00:24:10,076 SHE LOOKS LIKE SHE'S COME RIGHT OUT OF THE PAGES 667 00:24:10,100 --> 00:24:11,176 OF SOME GREAT MAGAZINE. 668 00:24:11,200 --> 00:24:12,509 - I'M HAPPY YOU GUYS ARE COMING. 669 00:24:12,533 --> 00:24:14,250 IT'S A GREAT WAY TO MEET EVERYBODY. 670 00:24:14,274 --> 00:24:15,409 - YEAH. - RIGHT? 671 00:24:15,433 --> 00:24:16,476 - I'M EXCITED. 672 00:24:16,500 --> 00:24:17,776 - KYLE WAS VERY EXCITED WHEN I SAID, 673 00:24:17,800 --> 00:24:19,609 "YOU KNOW, IS IT OKAY IF A BRING EILEEN?" 674 00:24:19,633 --> 00:24:20,647 SHE SAID, "YEAH!" 675 00:24:20,671 --> 00:24:22,343 SO IT MUST BE... IT'S VERY CASUAL. 676 00:24:22,367 --> 00:24:25,176 - YOU KNOW, VINNY USED TO... HE WORKED WITH KIM. 677 00:24:25,200 --> 00:24:26,443 WHEN THEY WERE LITTLE. 678 00:24:26,467 --> 00:24:27,676 - I LOVED KIM, AND I FOLLOWED THEIR CAREER, 679 00:24:27,700 --> 00:24:29,476 BUT I NEVER SAW THEM PAST THE AGE OF 13. 680 00:24:29,500 --> 00:24:31,576 - KYLE WAS ON DAYS OF OUR LIVES WHEN I WAS ON. 681 00:24:31,600 --> 00:24:33,509 - THAT'S WHAT SHE TOLD ME, YES. - I KNOW. 682 00:24:33,533 --> 00:24:35,009 - YOU LOOK BEAUTIFUL ON CAMERA, BY THE WAY, 683 00:24:35,033 --> 00:24:36,109 JUST SO YOU KNOW. 684 00:24:36,133 --> 00:24:37,178 - OH, THANK YOU. HOW DID YOU SEE? 685 00:24:37,202 --> 00:24:38,509 - I SAW MY REFLECTION IN THE MONITOR. 686 00:24:38,533 --> 00:24:39,880 - OH, DID THEY HAVE THAT? I DIDN'T KNOW. 687 00:24:39,904 --> 00:24:42,176 OH, THANK YOU. [laughs] 688 00:24:42,200 --> 00:24:43,247 - SO WE HAVE ALL THESE WEIRD 689 00:24:43,271 --> 00:24:44,910 LITTLE, YOU KNOW, CROSSING PATHS. 690 00:24:44,934 --> 00:24:47,704 - IT'S SUCH A SMALL WORLD AT THE END OF THE DAY. 691 00:24:52,533 --> 00:24:54,380 - I THOUGHT YOU TOOK YOUR TEETH OUT TO BRUSH THEM. 692 00:24:54,404 --> 00:24:56,100 JUST GIVE THEM TO ME. I'LL DO IT FOR YOU. 693 00:24:59,567 --> 00:25:01,676 OH, GOD, YOU'VE GOT TO SEE THESE SHOES, OKAY? 694 00:25:01,700 --> 00:25:03,876 - OKAY. SHOW ME. 695 00:25:03,900 --> 00:25:05,643 OH, MY GOD. THEY'RE HIGH. 696 00:25:05,667 --> 00:25:07,676 - BUT AREN'T THEY GORGEOUS? 697 00:25:07,700 --> 00:25:09,676 - THEY'RE HOOKER SHOES. TRY THEM ON. 698 00:25:09,700 --> 00:25:11,376 - THEY'RE NOT HOOKER SHOES. 699 00:25:11,400 --> 00:25:13,276 - THEY ARE. - THEY'RE BRIAN ATWOOD SHOES. 700 00:25:13,300 --> 00:25:16,309 THEY'RE NOT HOOKER SHOES. THEY'RE $1,400 SHOES. 701 00:25:16,333 --> 00:25:19,476 THEY'RE NOT... NOT HOOKER. 702 00:25:19,500 --> 00:25:20,477 DO YOU LIKE THEM? 703 00:25:20,501 --> 00:25:21,643 - [mumbles] 704 00:25:21,667 --> 00:25:23,376 - I DON'T WANT TO LOOK LIKE A HOOKER. 705 00:25:23,400 --> 00:25:25,376 ARE THEY HOOKER SHOES? WELL, I'M NOT SURE. 706 00:25:25,400 --> 00:25:27,976 BUT IF ANYBODY WOULD KNOW, IT WOULD BE KEN. 707 00:25:28,000 --> 00:25:29,276 - YOU WON'T BE ABLE TO WALK IN 'EM. 708 00:25:29,300 --> 00:25:30,277 THEY'RE SO HIGH. 709 00:25:30,301 --> 00:25:31,347 - OF COURSE I CAN WALK IN 'EM. 710 00:25:31,371 --> 00:25:33,743 I CAN WALK FROM THE CAR TO THE TABLE. 711 00:25:33,767 --> 00:25:35,244 - SO HIGH. - OH, SHUT UP. 712 00:25:35,268 --> 00:25:36,996 YOU'RE RUINING MY FUN. I HATE YOU. 713 00:25:40,900 --> 00:25:42,076 - OH, MY GOD. I NEED TO BUY ICE. 714 00:25:42,100 --> 00:25:43,743 [bleep]. 715 00:25:43,767 --> 00:25:47,276 - HELLO? - HONEY? 716 00:25:47,300 --> 00:25:49,910 WE DON'T HAVE ANY ICE, AND I REALLY NEED YOU HERE, 717 00:25:49,934 --> 00:25:51,181 BUT I ALSO REALLY NEED ICE. 718 00:25:51,205 --> 00:25:52,643 WHAT DO I DO? 719 00:25:52,667 --> 00:25:56,209 MAURICIO LOVES TO LEAVE ME HANGING TO THE LAST VERY SECOND 720 00:25:56,233 --> 00:25:58,050 WHEN HE WALTZES IN, THEN SAYS, "WHAT CAN I DO?" 721 00:25:58,074 --> 00:25:59,276 AFTER EVERYTHING'S DONE. 722 00:25:59,300 --> 00:26:01,376 - WELL, I'M IN THE VALLEY, 723 00:26:01,400 --> 00:26:03,710 HEADING HOME, SO I CAN'T STOP AND GET ICE. 724 00:26:03,734 --> 00:26:05,142 - OKAY, HURRY HOME. 725 00:26:05,166 --> 00:26:07,443 PEOPLE ARE ARRIVING AND YOU'RE NOT EVEN HERE. 726 00:26:07,467 --> 00:26:09,743 - I KNOW, I KNOW, I KNOW, I KNOW. 727 00:26:09,767 --> 00:26:10,976 - I KNOW, I FORGET; YOU GOT TO WORK. 728 00:26:11,000 --> 00:26:12,176 LOVE YOU. - LOVE YOU. BYE. 729 00:26:12,200 --> 00:26:13,200 - BYE. 730 00:26:17,567 --> 00:26:18,576 - SHALL I DRIVE? 731 00:26:18,600 --> 00:26:20,376 I MIGHT AS WELL DRIVE THERE, 732 00:26:20,400 --> 00:26:23,876 BECAUSE ON THE WAY HOME, I'LL BE TOO DRUNK. 733 00:26:23,900 --> 00:26:25,846 I'M NOT GOING TO AVOID GOING TO A CERTAIN EVENT 734 00:26:25,870 --> 00:26:27,643 BECAUSE ONE PERSON IS THERE. 735 00:26:27,667 --> 00:26:29,443 NO, THAT GIVES THEM THE POWER. 736 00:26:29,467 --> 00:26:31,276 I MEAN, IF IT WAS SIX OF THEM, 737 00:26:31,300 --> 00:26:33,576 IF IT WERE A PAIN IN THE ASS LIKE IT HAS BEEN BEFORE, 738 00:26:33,600 --> 00:26:34,910 MAYBE THEN. 739 00:26:34,934 --> 00:26:36,451 BUT WITH BRANDI THERE, NO. 740 00:26:36,475 --> 00:26:38,109 HEY, THIS IS MY SPACE. 741 00:26:38,133 --> 00:26:39,173 - OKAY? - YEAH. 742 00:26:49,266 --> 00:26:51,076 [doorbell rings] 743 00:26:51,100 --> 00:26:53,176 - HELLO. - HELLO. 744 00:26:53,200 --> 00:26:54,647 - MY DOG JUST... I TOLD YOU THEY'RE ALL ESCAPE ARTISTS. 745 00:26:54,671 --> 00:26:56,876 - SHE WANTS TO ESCAPE? - THEY SUCH ESCAPE ARTISTS. 746 00:26:56,900 --> 00:26:58,109 - I HAVE THE SAME ISSUE. - YOU CAN LEAVE YOUR SHOES ON. 747 00:26:58,133 --> 00:26:59,250 HOW ARE YOU? - HI. YOU LOOK BEAUTIFUL. 748 00:26:59,274 --> 00:27:01,843 - OH, THANK YOU. - I JUST KEPT... 749 00:27:01,867 --> 00:27:03,943 - I HAVE 18 PEOPLE IN THERE. - [laughs] 750 00:27:03,967 --> 00:27:04,944 YOU HAVE A STAFF. 751 00:27:04,968 --> 00:27:06,276 - I HAVE TWO COOKING. 752 00:27:06,300 --> 00:27:07,576 TODAY I HAD SOME STAFF. 753 00:27:07,600 --> 00:27:09,447 I DID HAVE A STAFF TODAY, I'M NOT GONNA LIE. 754 00:27:09,471 --> 00:27:11,643 - IF THIS IS A CASUAL BARBECUE, 755 00:27:11,667 --> 00:27:15,776 I'M GONNA NEED SOME MAJOR BACKUP FOR MY "HOUSEWARMING PARTY." 756 00:27:15,800 --> 00:27:16,910 - OH, HELLO! 757 00:27:16,934 --> 00:27:18,910 YOU AND AUNT KIM LOOK LIKE TWINSIES. 758 00:27:18,934 --> 00:27:20,781 - HOW ARE... OOH, YOUR HAIR AND MAKEUP LOOK FANTASTIC. 759 00:27:20,805 --> 00:27:22,376 - THANK YOU. - PORTIA, NO! 760 00:27:22,400 --> 00:27:25,443 OH, NO, NO, NO! [bleep]! 761 00:27:25,467 --> 00:27:26,910 NO, NO, NO. 762 00:27:26,934 --> 00:27:28,881 PORTIA, COME ON. GET YOUR DOGGIES. 763 00:27:28,905 --> 00:27:31,576 CHLOE! OH, MY GOD. 764 00:27:31,600 --> 00:27:33,676 - HOW ARE YOU? 765 00:27:33,700 --> 00:27:36,770 - YOU LOOK BEAUTIFUL. - SO DO YOU. 766 00:27:40,800 --> 00:27:42,843 - HI, GUYS. all: HI! 767 00:27:42,867 --> 00:27:44,376 - HOW ARE YOU? - HOW ARE YOU? 768 00:27:44,400 --> 00:27:45,476 Mwah! 769 00:27:45,500 --> 00:27:46,477 LONG TIME, NO SEE. 770 00:27:46,501 --> 00:27:47,876 - HOW ARE YOU? - GOOD TO SEE YOU. 771 00:27:47,900 --> 00:27:49,743 WE MET ON DAYS OF OUR LIVES. 772 00:27:49,767 --> 00:27:51,509 HOW ARE YOU? - NICE TO SEE YOU. 773 00:27:51,533 --> 00:27:53,276 - THANKS FOR HAVING US. - HOW ARE YOU? 774 00:27:53,300 --> 00:27:54,547 - NICE TO SEE YOU. - OH, MY GOD. 775 00:27:54,571 --> 00:27:56,509 I HAVEN'T SEE YOU IN... I MEAN, LET ME THINK. 776 00:27:56,533 --> 00:27:58,643 30 YEARS? - GOT TO BE 30 YEARS. 777 00:27:58,667 --> 00:28:00,409 - I'M NOT EVEN KIDDING. LIKE, 30 YEARS, RIGHT? 778 00:28:00,433 --> 00:28:01,779 WHEN YOU'RE ON A TV SHOW, 779 00:28:01,803 --> 00:28:03,109 THERE WERE, WHAT, 13 CHANNELS 780 00:28:03,133 --> 00:28:05,443 AND ONLY, LIKE, 5 OF THEM WORKED? 781 00:28:05,467 --> 00:28:08,176 EVERYBODY KNEW EVERYBODY, AND EVERYBODY WAS FRIENDS. 782 00:28:08,200 --> 00:28:09,245 - HI. - HOW ARE YOU? 783 00:28:09,269 --> 00:28:10,743 - NICE TO MEET YOU. - BRANDI. 784 00:28:10,767 --> 00:28:11,876 - NICE TO MEET YOU. EILEEN. HI. 785 00:28:11,900 --> 00:28:13,543 - I'M AROUND ACTORS ALL THE TIME. 786 00:28:13,567 --> 00:28:15,409 I'VE BEEN SLEPT WITH A FEW OF THEM, LET'S BE HONEST. 787 00:28:15,433 --> 00:28:16,947 SO I'M NOT THAT STARSTRUCK, 788 00:28:16,971 --> 00:28:19,176 BUT DAYS OF OUR LIVES WAS IN MY LIFE 789 00:28:19,200 --> 00:28:20,546 EVERY DAY AFTER SCHOOL. 790 00:28:20,570 --> 00:28:22,443 - EILEEN. - EILEEN. NICE TO MEET YOU. 791 00:28:22,467 --> 00:28:24,743 - AND YOU KNOW EILEEN'S HUSBAND, VINNY. 792 00:28:24,767 --> 00:28:26,042 - YOU GUYS ACTUALLY WORKED TOGETHER. 793 00:28:26,066 --> 00:28:27,309 - YOU WORKED TOGETHER WHEN YOU WERE LITTLE. 794 00:28:27,333 --> 00:28:28,543 - KIM! - OH, MY GOD. 795 00:28:28,567 --> 00:28:29,743 YOU KNOW, I SAW YOU GET OUT OF THE CAR, 796 00:28:29,767 --> 00:28:31,643 AND I WAS LIKE... NICE TO SEE YOU. 797 00:28:31,667 --> 00:28:33,810 - NANNY AND THE PROFESSOR. - YEP. 798 00:28:33,834 --> 00:28:35,276 - SUPERSTARS. 799 00:28:35,300 --> 00:28:37,009 - I DON'T REALLY ACTUALLY REMEMBER WORKING WITH HIM, 800 00:28:37,033 --> 00:28:38,509 BECAUSE I WAS LITTLE, 801 00:28:38,533 --> 00:28:42,409 BUT VINCENT AND HIS BROTHERS, ALL... 802 00:28:42,433 --> 00:28:43,476 TOO CUTE. 803 00:28:43,500 --> 00:28:45,343 - AH... 804 00:28:45,367 --> 00:28:46,509 - MMM. 805 00:28:46,533 --> 00:28:48,076 - HOW'S MY SHIPMATE? 806 00:28:48,100 --> 00:28:51,576 - YOUR SHIPMATE IS GOOD. 807 00:28:51,600 --> 00:28:53,409 HOW ARE YOU? - I'M GOOD. AND YOU? 808 00:28:53,433 --> 00:28:55,409 - HONEY? THIS IS VINCE. 809 00:28:55,433 --> 00:28:57,309 - VINCE, HOW DO YOU DO? MAURICIO. 810 00:28:57,333 --> 00:28:59,780 VERY NICE TO MEET YOU. - HIS WIFE, EILEEN. 811 00:28:59,804 --> 00:29:03,109 - HI, EILEEN. HOW ARE YOU? 812 00:29:03,133 --> 00:29:05,250 VERY NICE TO MEET YOU. - NICE TO MEET YOU. 813 00:29:05,274 --> 00:29:09,343 - IS THAT MALIBU HIGH? - HELLO, HELLO, HELLO. 814 00:29:09,367 --> 00:29:11,609 HI. - LISA, MY FRIEND EILEEN. 815 00:29:11,633 --> 00:29:12,780 - HELLO, HOW ARE YOU? 816 00:29:12,804 --> 00:29:14,810 - I'VE HEARD A LOT ABOUT YOU. 817 00:29:14,834 --> 00:29:17,309 - OH, THANK YOU. - AND VINNY. 818 00:29:17,333 --> 00:29:19,609 - NICE TO MEET YOU. - HOW ARE YOU? 819 00:29:19,633 --> 00:29:20,910 - HEY, EVERYTHING'S GOOD. 820 00:29:20,934 --> 00:29:23,643 - CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR STAR. 821 00:29:23,667 --> 00:29:24,976 - OH, THANK YOU SO MUCH. 822 00:29:25,000 --> 00:29:26,209 THAT'S SO AWESOME. 823 00:29:26,233 --> 00:29:27,409 WHY DIDN'T YOU INVITE ME? 824 00:29:27,433 --> 00:29:28,750 I WISH I COULD HAVE BEEN THERE. 825 00:29:28,774 --> 00:29:30,042 - IT WAS HOT. 826 00:29:30,066 --> 00:29:31,209 IT WAS 120 DEGREES IN THE MIDDLE OF THE WEEK. 827 00:29:31,233 --> 00:29:32,509 HELLO. HOW ARE YOU? 828 00:29:32,533 --> 00:29:33,743 - GOOD. HOW ARE YOU? 829 00:29:33,767 --> 00:29:34,744 - GOOD. - OOH, SORRY. 830 00:29:34,768 --> 00:29:36,176 OH, MY GOODNESS. 831 00:29:36,200 --> 00:29:38,476 - SOMETHING'S BETWEEN YOUR LEGS. 832 00:29:38,500 --> 00:29:39,976 - SOME THINGS NEVER CHANGE. 833 00:29:40,000 --> 00:29:41,476 - NICE TO SEE YOU. - HELLO. GOOD. 834 00:29:41,500 --> 00:29:42,810 - AN AIR-KISS HELLO IS A BIG STEP UP 835 00:29:42,834 --> 00:29:44,576 FROM THE WHITE PARTY SHUN, 836 00:29:44,600 --> 00:29:47,309 BUT SHE STILL HASN'T RSVP'D TO MY HOUSEWARMING PARTY, 837 00:29:47,333 --> 00:29:48,443 BUT I'M HOPEFUL. 838 00:29:48,467 --> 00:29:49,743 - I WISH YOU WOULD HAVE INVITED ME. 839 00:29:49,767 --> 00:29:50,744 THAT'S SUCH A SPECIAL DAY. 840 00:29:50,768 --> 00:29:52,543 - OH, I DIDN'T INVITE ANYBODY. 841 00:29:52,567 --> 00:29:53,743 - YOU INVITED LISA. 842 00:29:53,767 --> 00:29:55,810 - LISA VANDERPUMP INVITED ME TO COME DOWN. 843 00:29:55,834 --> 00:30:01,042 SHE WAS HONORED WITH A STAR ON THE PALM SPRINGS WALK OF FAME. 844 00:30:01,066 --> 00:30:03,476 - LISA CELEBRATED DAVID'S, YOU KNOW, STAR 845 00:30:03,500 --> 00:30:05,576 ON THE HOLLYWOOD WALK OF FAME. 846 00:30:05,600 --> 00:30:06,876 - WHOO! 847 00:30:06,900 --> 00:30:09,576 [cheers and applause] 848 00:30:09,600 --> 00:30:10,776 - WOW. 849 00:30:10,800 --> 00:30:12,776 - I KIND OF EXPECTED THAT SHE WOULD INVITE US 850 00:30:12,800 --> 00:30:14,743 TO HER STAR IN PALM SPRINGS. 851 00:30:14,767 --> 00:30:15,744 KIND OF WAS HURTFUL. 852 00:30:15,768 --> 00:30:16,910 THAT'S IMPORTANT. 853 00:30:16,934 --> 00:30:19,076 THAT'S WHAT FRIENDS ARE FOR, HONEY. 854 00:30:19,100 --> 00:30:20,276 - ANYWAY, LET'S NOT TALK ABOUT THAT. 855 00:30:20,300 --> 00:30:22,045 LET'S TALK... - WELL, IT'S IMPORTANT. 856 00:30:22,069 --> 00:30:23,910 IT'S STUFF YOU WANT TO TALK ABOUT. 857 00:30:23,934 --> 00:30:25,211 - IF IT'S ALL GOOD, I'M GOING TO GET A DRINK. 858 00:30:25,235 --> 00:30:27,643 - OKAY, GET A DRINK. 859 00:30:27,667 --> 00:30:29,276 SHE'S ALWAYS SAYING SHE WANTS TO MOVE ON, 860 00:30:29,300 --> 00:30:31,976 BUT, YOU KNOW, BY NOT INVITING US TO THE STAR, 861 00:30:32,000 --> 00:30:34,700 IT MEANS LIKE SHE'S REALLY NOT MOVING ON. 862 00:30:38,033 --> 00:30:39,276 - COMING UP... 863 00:30:39,300 --> 00:30:41,300 - WELL, YOU'RE COMING TO THE HOUSEWARMING. 864 00:30:47,433 --> 00:30:48,748 - LOOK, I LOVED CALABASAS WHEN I LIVED HERE. 865 00:30:48,772 --> 00:30:49,744 - I DID NOT. 866 00:30:49,768 --> 00:30:50,876 - BRANDI, I READ YOUR BOOK. 867 00:30:50,900 --> 00:30:51,876 YOU LIKED IT WHEN YOU WERE MARRIED. 868 00:30:51,900 --> 00:30:52,877 [laughter] 869 00:30:52,901 --> 00:30:54,142 - FOR A HOT SECOND! 870 00:30:54,166 --> 00:30:55,376 - I'M DEFINITELY MORE OF AN OBSERVER 871 00:30:55,400 --> 00:30:56,876 WHEN IT COMES TO GETTING TO KNOW NEW PEOPLE, 872 00:30:56,900 --> 00:30:58,876 SO I KIND OF SIT BACK AND JUST LET PEOPLE REVEAL WHO THEY ARE. 873 00:30:58,900 --> 00:31:01,047 - I'M TALKING BEFORE THE VAGINA SURGERY. 874 00:31:01,071 --> 00:31:03,643 - OH, MY GOD! 875 00:31:03,667 --> 00:31:05,376 WHAT VAGINA SURGERY? 876 00:31:05,400 --> 00:31:06,676 - I HAD IT TIGHTENED. 877 00:31:06,700 --> 00:31:07,710 - OH, GOOD FOR YOU. 878 00:31:07,734 --> 00:31:08,851 "OH, NICE TO MEET YOU 879 00:31:08,875 --> 00:31:11,776 AND YOUR... NEWLY RENOVATED VAGINA." 880 00:31:11,800 --> 00:31:14,409 - WHAT ABOUT YOUR VAGINA? - IT'S TIGHT. 881 00:31:14,433 --> 00:31:15,676 - WOW. 882 00:31:15,700 --> 00:31:16,947 I MEAN, I HAVEN'T REALLY MET TOO MANY PEOPLE 883 00:31:16,971 --> 00:31:18,976 WHO WOULD JUST INTRODUCE THEMSELVES AND... 884 00:31:19,000 --> 00:31:21,009 THEN THEY THROW OUT THEIR VAGINA NEWS. 885 00:31:21,033 --> 00:31:23,779 - WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU HAD SEX, THEN? 886 00:31:23,803 --> 00:31:25,176 - 20 MINUTES? - I'LL TELL YOU. 887 00:31:25,200 --> 00:31:26,800 - TAKE IT TO THE BRIDE. 888 00:31:29,066 --> 00:31:30,443 - OKAY. 889 00:31:30,467 --> 00:31:31,776 - KILLED TWO BIRDS WITH ONE STONE. 890 00:31:31,800 --> 00:31:35,200 - WOW. 891 00:31:37,734 --> 00:31:39,509 [indistinct chatter] 892 00:31:39,533 --> 00:31:41,142 - HURRY IT UP, SLOWPOKE. 893 00:31:41,166 --> 00:31:43,443 [laughter] 894 00:31:43,467 --> 00:31:44,676 - OH, I GOT YOUR MESSAGE. 895 00:31:44,700 --> 00:31:47,245 I GOT YOUR MESSAGE AFTER THE PHONE CALL. 896 00:31:47,269 --> 00:31:48,910 - I WAS SO NERVOUS CALLING YOU. 897 00:31:48,934 --> 00:31:50,509 - OH, FOR GOD'S SAKE. 898 00:31:50,533 --> 00:31:51,776 - I KEPT CALLING BACK. 899 00:31:51,800 --> 00:31:53,276 I THOUGHT THAT WAS ACTUALLY YOU ON THE PHONE. 900 00:31:53,300 --> 00:31:54,647 I DON'T THINK I'VE EVER GOTTEN YOUR VOICEMAIL BEFORE. 901 00:31:54,671 --> 00:31:56,376 LISA'S A VERY STUBBORN INDIVIDUAL. 902 00:31:56,400 --> 00:31:57,910 I THINK I'M ATTRACTED TO THE CHALLENGE. 903 00:31:57,934 --> 00:31:59,279 OH, THAT IS WHAT IT IS. 904 00:31:59,303 --> 00:32:00,710 I WANT WHAT I CAN'T HAVE. 905 00:32:00,734 --> 00:32:03,976 - BUT YOU'RE COMING TO THE HOUSEWARMING, RIGHT? 906 00:32:04,000 --> 00:32:06,209 - WELL... - SHE HASN'T RSVP'D YET AT ALL. 907 00:32:06,233 --> 00:32:08,743 - EVERY TIME BRANDI REACHES OUT, 908 00:32:08,767 --> 00:32:13,743 LISA DOESN'T SEEM AS RESPONSIVE AS I WOULD THOUGHT SHE'D BEEN. 909 00:32:13,767 --> 00:32:15,976 IT'S MORE LIKE, "MAYBE I'LL HONOR YOU," 910 00:32:16,000 --> 00:32:19,009 OR "I DON'T KNOW, DARLING. LET ME THINK ABOUT IT." 911 00:32:19,033 --> 00:32:21,209 - I TOLD HER THAT I PROBABLY WON'T BE THERE 912 00:32:21,233 --> 00:32:23,509 BECAUSE, YOU KNOW, I PROBABLY WON'T BE THERE. 913 00:32:23,533 --> 00:32:24,979 WE'VE GOT A LITTLE WAY TO GO 914 00:32:25,003 --> 00:32:27,076 BEFORE I'M GONNA BE WARMING HER HOUSE FOR HER, 915 00:32:27,100 --> 00:32:29,346 OR HER SLIPPERS OR ANYTHING LIKE THAT. 916 00:32:29,370 --> 00:32:32,044 BRANDI SHOULD UNDERSTAND THAT NOTHING'S CHANGED. 917 00:32:32,068 --> 00:32:35,242 I'M THE SAME HORRIBLE PERSON THAT SHE WAS TALKING 918 00:32:35,266 --> 00:32:37,343 AND RUNNING TO ALL MY FRIENDS ABOUT. 919 00:32:37,367 --> 00:32:39,109 WHY DOES SHE WANT ME THERE NOW? 920 00:32:39,133 --> 00:32:41,142 - YOU CAN RSVP. IT'S A PROPER THING TO DO. 921 00:32:41,166 --> 00:32:42,776 - I DID TELL YOU... I DID TELL YOU THAT I WAS 922 00:32:42,800 --> 00:32:44,276 GOING TO SEE HOW IT WENT TONIGHT, 923 00:32:44,300 --> 00:32:46,776 SO DON'T GET TOO EXCITED. 924 00:32:46,800 --> 00:32:47,910 - SO BE ON YOUR BEST BEHAVIOR, 925 00:32:47,934 --> 00:32:48,981 AND MAYBE YOU'LL GET A YES. 926 00:32:49,005 --> 00:32:51,409 - SHUT UP, YOU. JUST BUTT OUT OF IT. 927 00:32:51,433 --> 00:32:54,176 I TALKED TO HER, AND THAT'S IT, OKAY? 928 00:32:54,200 --> 00:32:56,076 - I HOPE YOU COME. - WE'LL TALK ABOUT THIS LATER. 929 00:32:56,100 --> 00:32:57,670 SHALL WE? - OKAY. 930 00:33:06,000 --> 00:33:08,242 - IT'S ALMOST AS IF IT'S NOT MY HOUSE ANYMORE. 931 00:33:08,266 --> 00:33:09,243 - YEAH. - IT REALLY ISN'T. 932 00:33:09,267 --> 00:33:10,676 [laughs] 933 00:33:10,700 --> 00:33:12,376 - MY SISTER LIVES CLOSER TO MY PARENTS, 934 00:33:12,400 --> 00:33:14,576 SO SHE WAS ABLE TO GO DOWN AND CLEAN OUT THE HOUSE, 935 00:33:14,600 --> 00:33:17,147 AND THEY'VE ALREADY HAD THE ESTATE SALE. 936 00:33:17,171 --> 00:33:19,743 SO WE'RE GOING THROUGH EVERYTHING 937 00:33:19,767 --> 00:33:21,409 AND SEEING WHAT WE WANT TO KEEP. 938 00:33:21,433 --> 00:33:22,673 [clicks tongue] 939 00:33:24,333 --> 00:33:25,903 WELL... 940 00:33:27,900 --> 00:33:30,776 IT SMELLS THE SAME. OHH. 941 00:33:30,800 --> 00:33:33,309 - [chuckles] 942 00:33:33,333 --> 00:33:35,879 - WE HAD SUCH GOOD TIMES. THINK OF THAT. 943 00:33:35,903 --> 00:33:37,947 REMEMBER, THAT WAS MY FIRST... - OHH, YEAH. 944 00:33:37,971 --> 00:33:39,309 - MODELING PICTURES? 945 00:33:39,333 --> 00:33:41,309 - OH, THESE ARE GREAT. - THOSE ARE GREAT. 946 00:33:41,333 --> 00:33:44,147 THE HARDEST PART ABOUT SELLING OUR HOME IS, 947 00:33:44,171 --> 00:33:46,209 YOU'RE LETTING GO OF YOUR MEMORIES. 948 00:33:46,233 --> 00:33:47,450 - THIS IS SOMEBODY'S... - OH, MY GOD, THIS IS... 949 00:33:47,474 --> 00:33:49,843 I MADE THIS PILLOW. - I KNOW YOU DID. 950 00:33:49,867 --> 00:33:51,209 [laughs] 951 00:33:51,233 --> 00:33:53,409 IT DIDN'T HAPPEN TO MATCH MY COLORS. 952 00:33:53,433 --> 00:33:54,810 - THAT'S YOUR CHILDHOOD. 953 00:33:54,834 --> 00:33:56,511 IT'S LETTING GO OF YOUR CHILDHOOD. 954 00:33:56,535 --> 00:33:58,576 "I LIKE TO SHWHOOSH GRAPS." 955 00:33:58,600 --> 00:33:59,743 - [laughing] 956 00:33:59,767 --> 00:34:02,244 "I LIKE TO STEP IN MUD. I THINK IT IS FUN. 957 00:34:02,268 --> 00:34:04,743 I LIKE TO STEP IN WINE. IT IS FINE." 958 00:34:04,767 --> 00:34:07,142 - [laughing] 959 00:34:07,166 --> 00:34:08,509 IS THAT THE CUTEST THING? 960 00:34:08,533 --> 00:34:09,743 - WELL, THAT'S FORESHADOWING. 961 00:34:09,767 --> 00:34:10,744 [laughter] 962 00:34:10,768 --> 00:34:12,943 OOH. - OOH. 963 00:34:12,967 --> 00:34:15,643 PLAYBOY. HMM-HMM-HMM-HMM. 964 00:34:15,667 --> 00:34:18,643 - OH, MY CUTE LITTLE ROOM. 965 00:34:18,667 --> 00:34:21,643 - OHH, THIS FLORAL THING. 966 00:34:21,667 --> 00:34:23,810 - BYE-BYE, ROOM. IT WAS A GOOD ROOM. 967 00:34:23,834 --> 00:34:25,743 IT MADE ME A GOOD PERSON. 968 00:34:25,767 --> 00:34:27,176 - IT DID. - IT DID. 969 00:34:27,200 --> 00:34:28,446 IT MADE ME A NICE PERSON. 970 00:34:28,470 --> 00:34:29,943 - ISN'T THAT NICE? - YEAH. 971 00:34:29,967 --> 00:34:32,209 I'M NOT SURE THAT I EVER FELT COMFORTABLE IN MEDFORD, 972 00:34:32,233 --> 00:34:35,943 BUT MY HOME, I ALWAYS FELT GROUNDED AND COMFORTABLE. 973 00:34:35,967 --> 00:34:37,643 - OHH. - YOU MADE ME A NICE PERSON. 974 00:34:37,667 --> 00:34:39,643 - I KNOW IT. MY GOSH. 975 00:34:39,667 --> 00:34:43,076 - IT'S JUST A WEIRD FEELING TO SAY GOOD-BYE. 976 00:34:43,100 --> 00:34:44,643 IT'S... 977 00:34:44,667 --> 00:34:46,343 I KNOW IT'S JUST A THING, 978 00:34:46,367 --> 00:34:49,876 BUT IT IS FILLED WITH SO MANY MEMORIES. 979 00:34:49,900 --> 00:34:52,643 IT'S JUST... SAD. 980 00:34:52,667 --> 00:34:54,743 - I'M GOING TO MISS THE HOUSE. - YEAH. 981 00:34:54,767 --> 00:34:55,943 - BYE, MY HOUSE. 982 00:34:55,967 --> 00:34:57,676 - LET'S GET YOUR STUFF. HERE'S MY PURSE. 983 00:34:57,700 --> 00:35:01,430 - OHH, I CAN'T IMAGINE I'M NOT GONNA BE SEEING IT AGAIN. 984 00:35:05,533 --> 00:35:06,676 [inhales sharply] 985 00:35:06,700 --> 00:35:09,476 [voice breaks] OH, DEAR. 986 00:35:09,500 --> 00:35:10,543 [chuckling] 987 00:35:10,567 --> 00:35:13,710 - WE'RE GOOD. - MM. 988 00:35:13,734 --> 00:35:16,251 LET SOMEBODY ELSE HAVE THIS NICE HOUSE. 989 00:35:16,275 --> 00:35:17,743 - RIGHT. 990 00:35:17,767 --> 00:35:19,267 - WHEW. 991 00:35:20,967 --> 00:35:23,142 - WHAT I'M REALLY REALIZING IS, 992 00:35:23,166 --> 00:35:25,876 I'M NOW THE ADULT. 993 00:35:25,900 --> 00:35:30,776 AND I NOW AM TAKING CARE OF MY PARENTS. 994 00:35:30,800 --> 00:35:32,476 YOU DON'T PREPARE FOR THAT. 995 00:35:32,500 --> 00:35:34,209 YOU'RE NEVER READY FOR IT. 996 00:35:34,233 --> 00:35:35,509 - LET'S GO. - OKAY. 997 00:35:35,533 --> 00:35:38,409 [sighs] OH, DEAR. 998 00:35:38,433 --> 00:35:39,910 [gentle jingling] 999 00:35:39,934 --> 00:35:41,104 - [groans] 1000 00:35:46,667 --> 00:35:49,776 - BY THE WAY, OBSESSED WITH DAYS OF OUR LIVES FOR A LONG TIME. 1001 00:35:49,800 --> 00:35:51,245 - OH, MY GOD. - NO, I REALLY... 1002 00:35:51,269 --> 00:35:52,676 MARLENA, JOHN BLACK... [stammers] 1003 00:35:52,700 --> 00:35:54,142 - JOHN BLACK. 1004 00:35:54,166 --> 00:35:56,242 - NO, LIKE, I KNOW THAT LISA RINNA, SHE CAME ON AS BILLIE. 1005 00:35:56,266 --> 00:35:58,743 I HAD TO STOP WATCHING, 'CAUSE SHE WASN'T THE REAL BILLIE, 1006 00:35:58,767 --> 00:36:00,343 'CAUSE THE REAL BILLIE WENT AWAY. 1007 00:36:00,367 --> 00:36:01,376 - I THOUGHT SHE WAS THE REAL BILLIE? 1008 00:36:01,400 --> 00:36:04,009 - MM-MM. - WHO WAS THE REAL BILLIE? 1009 00:36:04,033 --> 00:36:05,209 - WHAT'S HER NAME? 1010 00:36:05,233 --> 00:36:07,009 THE GIRL THAT WAS DATING GEORGE CLOONEY. 1011 00:36:07,033 --> 00:36:08,409 KRISTA... KRISTA ALLEN. 1012 00:36:08,433 --> 00:36:09,843 - LISA WAS BEFORE KRISTA. 1013 00:36:09,867 --> 00:36:10,844 - REALLY? - YES. 1014 00:36:10,868 --> 00:36:12,042 - ARE YOU SURE? - NOT NECESSARILY. 1015 00:36:12,066 --> 00:36:13,043 - NO, I DON'T THINK YOU'RE RIGHT. 1016 00:36:13,067 --> 00:36:14,343 - [laughs] 1017 00:36:14,367 --> 00:36:16,209 I'M GONNA SAY THAT LISA WAS THE REAL BILLIE. 1018 00:36:16,233 --> 00:36:17,550 - I'M GONNA CALL BULL[bleep] ON THAT. 1019 00:36:17,574 --> 00:36:19,109 - OH. 1020 00:36:19,133 --> 00:36:22,950 I HAVE EXPERIENCED FANS BEING VERY ENTHUSIASTIC, LET'S SAY. 1021 00:36:22,974 --> 00:36:26,376 BRANDI IS KIND OF BORDERING ON SUPER FANDOM. 1022 00:36:26,400 --> 00:36:28,876 BUT I WAS THERE. - OKAY, I KNOW YOU WERE... 1023 00:36:28,900 --> 00:36:30,142 - YOU'RE AT HOME WATCHING TV, 1024 00:36:30,166 --> 00:36:31,710 BUT I WAS ACTUALLY THERE SHOOTING THAT SHOW. 1025 00:36:31,734 --> 00:36:33,710 - BUT I THINK YOU'RE WRONG. I WILL PUT $100 ON IT. 1026 00:36:33,734 --> 00:36:34,810 - OKAY. - ALL RIGHT. 1027 00:36:34,834 --> 00:36:36,543 - 100 BUCKS. - CHEERS? 1028 00:36:36,567 --> 00:36:38,009 - ARE YOU GUYS... YOU'RE BETTING ON WHAT? 1029 00:36:38,033 --> 00:36:39,476 - [bleep]. 1030 00:36:39,500 --> 00:36:40,477 [laughter] 1031 00:36:40,501 --> 00:36:41,943 - DINNER IS SERVED! 1032 00:36:41,967 --> 00:36:44,967 [indistinct chatter] 1033 00:36:54,567 --> 00:36:55,544 - DELICIOUS. 1034 00:36:55,568 --> 00:36:56,743 - WHERE'S DAVID? WORKING? 1035 00:36:56,767 --> 00:36:57,776 - HE'S IN STUDIO STILL. 1036 00:36:57,800 --> 00:36:59,042 HE SAID HE MIGHT TRY, 1037 00:36:59,066 --> 00:37:00,543 BUT HE SAID HE WAS GONNA CALL WHEN HE'S DONE. 1038 00:37:00,567 --> 00:37:02,309 - SO SPAIN WAS GREAT? - OH, MY GOD, BRANDI. 1039 00:37:02,333 --> 00:37:04,980 IT WAS... IT WAS... IT WAS THE BEST TRIP I HAVE HAD. 1040 00:37:05,004 --> 00:37:06,676 - REALLY? - YEAH. 1041 00:37:06,700 --> 00:37:08,009 EVEN MY KIDS SAID, 1042 00:37:08,033 --> 00:37:10,176 WE JUST ALL RELAXED, CHILLED, AND HAD A GOOD TIME. 1043 00:37:10,200 --> 00:37:11,376 - THAT'S INCREDIBLE, BECAUSE IT'S HARD 1044 00:37:11,400 --> 00:37:12,609 TO GET EVERYONE TO RELAX ON A TRIP. 1045 00:37:12,633 --> 00:37:14,076 - YES. 1046 00:37:14,100 --> 00:37:18,743 - WE WENT TO TURKEY THIS SUMMER FOR THE FIRST TIME IN TEN YEARS, 1047 00:37:18,767 --> 00:37:20,676 AND IT WAS... I LOVED IT. 1048 00:37:20,700 --> 00:37:24,176 AND IT WAS GREAT, BECAUSE WE DO, YOU KNOW, THE AMALFI COAST, 1049 00:37:24,200 --> 00:37:26,176 YOU KNOW, THAT WHOLE THING, EVERY SUMMER, 1050 00:37:26,200 --> 00:37:28,009 AND IT'S LIKE... IT GETS OLD. 1051 00:37:28,033 --> 00:37:30,747 YOU KNOW, IT BECOMES SUCH A... IT BECOMES A JOB. 1052 00:37:30,771 --> 00:37:33,044 - IF GOING TO THE AMALFI COAST IS A BORING JOB, 1053 00:37:33,068 --> 00:37:34,443 I'LL TAKE THAT JOB ANY DAY. 1054 00:37:34,467 --> 00:37:35,876 - SO... WELL, YOUR BROTHER'S A TENNIS PRO? 1055 00:37:35,900 --> 00:37:37,242 - YEAH. - YEAH. 1056 00:37:37,266 --> 00:37:39,810 - WELL, THEY ALL... THEY ALL WERE AMAZING ON THE COURT. 1057 00:37:39,834 --> 00:37:42,381 - SO WHAT WAS THE PART, KIM, THAT NELS PLAYED, 1058 00:37:42,405 --> 00:37:44,409 HIS BROTHER, IN MAGNUM, P.I.? 1059 00:37:44,433 --> 00:37:46,950 - MY MOM ALWAYS SAYS IF THEY ASK YOU IF YOU CAN DO SOMETHING, 1060 00:37:46,974 --> 00:37:50,343 YOU ALWAYS SAY... YOU KNOW THIS... "CAN YOU DO IT?" 1061 00:37:50,367 --> 00:37:51,810 ABSOLUTELY! 1062 00:37:51,834 --> 00:37:54,051 SO I GO IN, AND THEY'RE LIKE, "CAN YOU PLAY TENNIS?" 1063 00:37:54,075 --> 00:37:57,910 AND I'M LIKE... "ABSOLUTELY. FOR SURE." 1064 00:37:57,934 --> 00:38:00,843 SO I GET THE JOB, AND I'M READING IT, 1065 00:38:00,867 --> 00:38:02,976 AND ALL OF A SUDDEN... 1066 00:38:03,000 --> 00:38:05,042 I SEE I'M A TENNIS PRO. 1067 00:38:05,066 --> 00:38:07,042 AND I'M LIKE, "UGH!" 1068 00:38:07,066 --> 00:38:09,710 COULD I REALLY PLAY? NO! 1069 00:38:09,734 --> 00:38:11,781 I THINK I'D HIT THE BALL A FEW TIMES 1070 00:38:11,805 --> 00:38:14,443 WITH MY FIRST BOYFRIEND, LANCE. 1071 00:38:14,467 --> 00:38:17,743 WE USED TO PLAY UP AT CHARLESTON HESTON'S HOUSE... 1072 00:38:17,767 --> 00:38:19,376 OCCASIONALLY. 1073 00:38:19,400 --> 00:38:22,209 SO I GET THERE, AND THE FIRST THING IS, 1074 00:38:22,233 --> 00:38:24,479 TOM SELLECK WALKS OVER AND HE'S LIKE, "UH!" 1075 00:38:24,503 --> 00:38:26,946 AND I SAID, "CAN I TALK TO YOU FOR A MINUTE? 1076 00:38:26,970 --> 00:38:29,176 I DON'T KNOW HOW TO PLAY TENNIS." 1077 00:38:29,200 --> 00:38:30,876 AND HE GOES... 1078 00:38:30,900 --> 00:38:32,409 "NO PROBLEM. 1079 00:38:32,433 --> 00:38:34,676 NELS! WHERE ARE YA?" 1080 00:38:34,700 --> 00:38:35,677 - OH, REALLY? 1081 00:38:35,701 --> 00:38:36,876 - AND YOUR BROTHER COMES OUT, 1082 00:38:36,900 --> 00:38:38,943 AND HE INTRODUCES HIM TO ME, 1083 00:38:38,967 --> 00:38:41,144 AND HE GOES, "TEACH THIS GIRL HOW TO PLAY TENNIS." 1084 00:38:41,168 --> 00:38:42,710 - AND YOU PULLED IT OFF. - I DID. 1085 00:38:42,734 --> 00:38:45,074 HE MADE LOOK LIKE A TRUE PROFESSIONAL. 1086 00:38:47,800 --> 00:38:50,142 WE DO WHAT WE HAVE TO DO. 1087 00:38:50,166 --> 00:38:51,343 - I DON'T KNOW OF ONE SINGLE ACTOR 1088 00:38:51,367 --> 00:38:52,776 THAT HASN'T LIED TO GET A JOB. 1089 00:38:52,800 --> 00:38:55,109 I LIED WHEN I WAS UP FOR... 1090 00:38:55,133 --> 00:38:58,347 I WAS SUPPOSED TO PLAY A LEADER OF A MOTORCYCLE GANG. 1091 00:38:58,371 --> 00:39:01,244 - ONCE WHEN I WAS A LITTLE GIRL, I WAS UP FOR THE PART OF A NERD. 1092 00:39:01,268 --> 00:39:03,643 - I LIED AND SAID I COULD RIDE A MOTORCYCLE. 1093 00:39:03,667 --> 00:39:07,176 - MY MOM HAD ME WEAR MY GRANDFATHER'S GLASSES 1094 00:39:07,200 --> 00:39:08,947 AND MADE ME PRETEND THEY WERE MINE. 1095 00:39:08,971 --> 00:39:10,509 - I POPPED THE CLUTCH, 1096 00:39:10,533 --> 00:39:12,910 AND THEN THE BIKE FLEW UP IN THE AIR, 1097 00:39:12,934 --> 00:39:14,011 AND I HIT THE GROUND. 1098 00:39:14,035 --> 00:39:15,776 THE BIKE LANDED ON ME, 1099 00:39:15,800 --> 00:39:18,109 AND SOME HOMELESS GUY RAN OVER TO ME 1100 00:39:18,133 --> 00:39:20,480 WITH, LIKE, A DIRTY BANDANA... I HAVE NO IDEA WHERE IT WAS... 1101 00:39:20,504 --> 00:39:23,476 HE SPIT ON IT AND HE WIPED THE DIRT OFF MY FACE. 1102 00:39:23,500 --> 00:39:25,209 I HAD BLOOD ALL OVER. 1103 00:39:25,233 --> 00:39:26,409 - THE CASTING DIRECTOR SAID, 1104 00:39:26,433 --> 00:39:27,780 "HONEY, ARE THOSE GLASSES YOURS?" 1105 00:39:27,804 --> 00:39:31,176 AND I SAID, "YES?" 1106 00:39:31,200 --> 00:39:33,910 - THEY HAD TO PASTE MY HAIR OVER MY CHEEK 1107 00:39:33,934 --> 00:39:37,643 TO CONCEAL THE SCRAPE MARKS. 1108 00:39:37,667 --> 00:39:39,743 - I DID NOT GET THAT PART. 1109 00:39:39,767 --> 00:39:42,009 - I WAS THE BOMB OUT THERE IN THAT COURT. 1110 00:39:42,033 --> 00:39:43,033 - [laughs] 1111 00:39:44,266 --> 00:39:45,710 - COMING UP... 1112 00:39:45,734 --> 00:39:47,748 - I'M NOT CRYING. DON'T THINK I'M CRYING. 1113 00:39:47,772 --> 00:39:50,076 - NO, YOU NEVER CRY. - YEAH, RIGHT. 1114 00:39:50,100 --> 00:39:51,730 REMEMBER PUERTO RICO? 1115 00:39:56,533 --> 00:39:58,643 - BYE. NICE TO SEE EVERYBODY. 1116 00:39:58,667 --> 00:40:00,044 GOOD NIGHT, GUYS. LOVE YOU ALL. 1117 00:40:00,068 --> 00:40:01,976 - ARE YOU LEAVING, YOLANDA? - YEAH. 1118 00:40:02,000 --> 00:40:03,076 AND THANK YOU. NICE SEEING YOU. 1119 00:40:03,100 --> 00:40:04,810 [laughter] 1120 00:40:04,834 --> 00:40:06,476 - GONNA MISS YOU. VERY NICE. 1121 00:40:06,500 --> 00:40:07,710 - IT WAS FUN; I LOOK FORWARD TO SEEING YOU AGAIN. 1122 00:40:07,734 --> 00:40:08,810 - DEFINITELY. 1123 00:40:08,834 --> 00:40:13,009 - COME ON. COME ON. COME ON, PUMPKIN. 1124 00:40:13,033 --> 00:40:15,009 COME ON. OKAY, GIVE UP. 1125 00:40:15,033 --> 00:40:16,378 - HAVE SOMETHING TO DRINK WITH US. 1126 00:40:16,402 --> 00:40:17,847 - NO, I'M NOT GONNA HAVE ANOTHER DRINK. 1127 00:40:17,871 --> 00:40:19,676 - LOOK, HE'S TRYING TO GET AWAY FROM ME. 1128 00:40:19,700 --> 00:40:21,609 YOU KNOW, EVERY TIME I SEE THEM, I GET TEARY. 1129 00:40:21,633 --> 00:40:24,309 WHEN I SEE KEN, I'M LIKE, "REMEMBER ME? 1130 00:40:24,333 --> 00:40:25,876 WE LOVED EACH OTHER." 1131 00:40:25,900 --> 00:40:28,447 BUT, YOU KNOW, IT'S GONNA TAKE SOME TIME. 1132 00:40:28,471 --> 00:40:30,776 HE'S RUNNING. AH! AH! 1133 00:40:30,800 --> 00:40:32,142 NO, HE REALLY IS. 1134 00:40:32,166 --> 00:40:34,126 HE'S ACTUALLY REALLY... MY CHAIR'S MOVING. 1135 00:40:37,233 --> 00:40:38,680 WHAT DO YOU NEED? - HAVE TO GO RELIEVE ROCIO. 1136 00:40:38,704 --> 00:40:39,910 IF YOU WANT TO COME WITH US. 1137 00:40:39,934 --> 00:40:41,910 - NO, NO, NO. I'M TIRED. - THANK YOU SO MUCH. 1138 00:40:41,934 --> 00:40:43,443 - NICE TO SEE YOU. 1139 00:40:43,467 --> 00:40:45,109 - ARE YOU GONNA... ARE YOU GONNA KISS ME? 1140 00:40:45,133 --> 00:40:47,176 - GOOD NIGHT, MY BROTHER. - SEE YOU LATER. 1141 00:40:47,200 --> 00:40:48,177 - ALL RIGHT. - THANKS. 1142 00:40:48,201 --> 00:40:49,309 - SO... - THANK YOU FOR COMING. 1143 00:40:49,333 --> 00:40:51,150 GOOD TO SEE YOU. - [chuckles] 1144 00:40:51,174 --> 00:40:54,009 OH! AH! AH! I LIKE IT. 1145 00:40:54,033 --> 00:40:56,009 - I GOT TO TAKE OFF MY SHOE-SHOES. 1146 00:40:56,033 --> 00:40:57,180 - GOOD SEEING YOU. - [groans] 1147 00:40:57,204 --> 00:40:58,443 - THANK YOU SO MUCH. 1148 00:40:58,467 --> 00:40:59,810 OH, I DON'T KNOW WHY I'M THANKING YOU. 1149 00:40:59,834 --> 00:41:01,351 - DID MICHELLE LEAVE TOO? - NO, THEY'RE HERE. 1150 00:41:01,375 --> 00:41:04,367 [indistinct chatter] 1151 00:41:06,700 --> 00:41:07,976 - I JUST WANT TO SAY, I HOPE... 1152 00:41:08,000 --> 00:41:10,076 I KNOW YOU ARE NOT PLANNING ON COMING FRIDAY, 1153 00:41:10,100 --> 00:41:12,876 BUT I'D REALLY LOVE FOR YOU TO BE THERE, SO... 1154 00:41:12,900 --> 00:41:15,276 - I'M NOT CRYING. DON'T THINK I'M CRYING. 1155 00:41:15,300 --> 00:41:17,009 - WHAT... - WHEN I WAS WIPING MY EYES. 1156 00:41:17,033 --> 00:41:19,450 I'M NOT CRYING. - NO. YOU NEVER CRY. 1157 00:41:19,474 --> 00:41:21,609 - OH, NEVER. YEAH, RIGHT. 1158 00:41:21,633 --> 00:41:23,943 REMEMBER PUERTO RICO? 1159 00:41:23,967 --> 00:41:26,209 - I DO. I CRIED A LOT. 1160 00:41:26,233 --> 00:41:27,343 - BYE, GUYS. 1161 00:41:27,367 --> 00:41:29,076 - I HOPE YOU GUYS CAN COME ON FRIDAY. 1162 00:41:29,100 --> 00:41:31,409 - WE'LL TRY. HOW'S THAT? - THAT WOULD BE GREAT. 1163 00:41:31,433 --> 00:41:32,843 I'D REALLY LOVE TO HAVE YOU GUYS. 1164 00:41:32,867 --> 00:41:34,587 MY PARENTS ARE COMING. THEY WANT TO SEE YOU. 1165 00:41:39,033 --> 00:41:40,276 LIKE, WHATEVER. 1166 00:41:40,300 --> 00:41:43,547 LIKE, I'M NOT GONNA [bleep] KISS HER ASS FOREVER. 1167 00:41:43,571 --> 00:41:44,910 [sighs] 1168 00:41:44,934 --> 00:41:46,576 THEY LEFT. - THEY DID? 1169 00:41:46,600 --> 00:41:48,047 - I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT HAPPENED IN THERE. 1170 00:41:48,071 --> 00:41:51,042 - THE ONLY THING THAT LISA HOLDS ONTO MORE THAN GIGGY 1171 00:41:51,066 --> 00:41:52,676 IS A GRUDGE. 1172 00:41:52,700 --> 00:41:53,976 GOOD LUCK, BRANDI. 1173 00:41:54,000 --> 00:41:56,576 MAYBE SHE'S OVERLY SENSITIVE ABOUT... 1174 00:41:56,600 --> 00:41:58,147 - EVERYTHING? - GETTING INTO ANYTHING. 1175 00:41:58,171 --> 00:42:00,943 I DON'T KNOW. I JUST... YEAH. 1176 00:42:00,967 --> 00:42:04,843 - SO SHE SAID SHE MIGHT COME ON FRIDAY? 1177 00:42:04,867 --> 00:42:06,927 - IT DOESN'T LOOK GOOD. 1178 00:42:09,967 --> 00:42:13,443 MY LIFE DOES NOT REVOLVE AROUND LISA VANDERPUMP. 1179 00:42:13,467 --> 00:42:16,843 - NEXT TIME ON THE REAL HOUSEWIVES OF BEVERLY HILLS... 1180 00:42:16,867 --> 00:42:18,209 - TODAY ON ACCESS HOLLYWOOD LIVE, 1181 00:42:18,233 --> 00:42:20,579 LOOK WHO I HAVE... LISA RINNA IS HERE. 1182 00:42:20,603 --> 00:42:22,176 YOU KNOW IT'S GONNA BE FUN. 1183 00:42:22,200 --> 00:42:23,177 WHOO! 1184 00:42:23,201 --> 00:42:24,876 [cheers and applause] 1185 00:42:24,900 --> 00:42:26,776 - SO WHAT ARE THE ODDS THAT I'M GONNA ACTUALLY GO IN THE WATER? 1186 00:42:26,800 --> 00:42:28,076 WHAT DO YOU THINK? - 50/50. 1187 00:42:28,100 --> 00:42:29,100 - AH! 1188 00:42:31,467 --> 00:42:34,409 - DO YOU THINK THAT YOU WANT TO GO TO LUNCH TOMORROW WITH ME? 1189 00:42:34,433 --> 00:42:36,276 - WHY WOULD I WANT TO DO THAT? 1190 00:42:36,300 --> 00:42:37,547 - DO YOU WANT ME TO EAT YOUR PUSSY? 1191 00:42:37,571 --> 00:42:39,509 [chortles] 1192 00:42:39,533 --> 00:42:40,843 - OH. 1193 00:42:40,867 --> 00:42:42,910 - CUNNILINGUS. - OH, I HATE THAT WORD. 1194 00:42:42,934 --> 00:42:45,009 - COON-ILINGUS? 1195 00:42:45,033 --> 00:42:46,780 THAT SOUNDS LIKE CHINESE TO ME. 1196 00:42:46,804 --> 00:42:48,109 IS IT A VEGETABLE? 1197 00:42:48,133 --> 00:42:50,447 - WE ALL LOVE HER, BUT WE'VE ALL MOVED ON FROM IT, 1198 00:42:50,471 --> 00:42:51,843 - WELL, "LOVE" IS A BIG WORD. 1199 00:42:51,867 --> 00:42:54,209 - IT'S A FOUR-LETTER WORD, MUCH LIKE [bleep]. 1200 00:42:54,233 --> 00:42:55,810 - OHH. 1201 00:42:55,834 --> 00:42:58,634 - IS LISA COMING? - I DON'T THINK SHE IS. 1202 00:43:02,500 --> 00:43:03,910 - TO LEARN MORE ABOUT THE HOUSEWIVES, 1203 00:43:03,934 --> 00:43:06,104 GO TO: 86418