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♪ Born on the wrong end
Of the leash ♪
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-♪ He was a dreamer ♪
-♪ And a little schemer ♪
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♪ A nutty mutt living a dog's life ♪
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♪ But when he'd hear the bell for school ♪
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♪ He'd start to drool ♪
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-♪ One day he says ♪
-♪ I'll take a chance ♪
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♪ Trades his leash
For a pair of pants ♪
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♪ In a glance, school becomes
His favorite pastime ♪
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♪ I have buried a bone
For the last time ♪
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-♪ He says ♪
-♪ I want to be a boy ♪
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♪ Ooh, he's bad ♪
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♪ He's so over just being rover ♪
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♪ I gotta be a boy ♪
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♪ He says he's just gonna be a boy ♪
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♪ Turns out he's a regular Einstein ♪
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♪ And Leonard is treading a fine line ♪
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Why can't I be a normal kid
like any other?
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Now, doodle bug, listen to mother.
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♪ I want to be a boy ♪
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I hate dogs.
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♪ I gotta be a boy ♪
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♪ This power pup's gonna be a boy ♪
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I do not wish to be a dog.
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♪ Now this bowser's ready for trousers ♪
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♪ I got to be a boy ♪
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♪ His nose is wet but you can bet ♪
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♪ This teacher's pet is gonna be a boy ♪
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Yes!
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[motorcycle revving]
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♪ There was an author
Who wrote some books ♪
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♪ And Dickens
Was his name, oh ♪
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♪ I-C-K-E-N-S ♪
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♪ I-C-K-E-N-S ♪
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♪ I-C-K-E-N-S ♪
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♪ And Dickens
Was his name, oh ♪
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Great. We've reduced
one of the greatest writers
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in the history of the English language
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to a clap-along song.
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Could you keep it down?
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Some of us are trying to digest
"David Copperfield" here.
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The magician?
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The novel!
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[bus hits bumps]
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By Charles Dickens, the great writer,
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about whom we learned today
at the Charles Dickens Museum!
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Oh, incredible. Not a one of you
picked up anything
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from our field trip today.
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I picked up some tasty gruel-flavored
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Oliver twist-y bread
at the food court.
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[all] Ew!
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[retches]
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Literature haters.
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There. Happy now?
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[gasps]
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Scott? Scott, what are you doing?
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[horns honking]
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[howling]
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Hey, you with the nose,
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sit your can down and buckle up.
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You want to bang your noggin
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and end up driving the bus
the rest of your life?
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Scott? Scott, dear!
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Scott!
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What's gotten into you, for gosh sake?
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Oh, yes, I know. I'm sorry.
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Out of my way!
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Scott, chill!
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[sighs] I needed that.
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Well, I'll tell you something else
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it seems you need, Mr. Leadready --
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a little discipline.
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[children] Ooh, you're bad!
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Ooh, you're in trouble!
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Scott, a write-up goes
on your permanent record.
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It marks you for the rest of your life.
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It gets seen by everyone --
fifth grade, sixth grade,
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middle school, high school,
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and every college in the world!
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[screaming]
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Scott!
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Scott, take it easy.
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You heard them.
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My life is over, all because of one
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lousy, stupid, glorious, open window.
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Not even.
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Something as dinky as
sticking your head out once
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wouldn't go on your permanent record.
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-It wouldn't?
-No.
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Then what is your mom
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giving Principal Strickler, smarty?
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Aah!
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[screaming]
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So you made a mistake.
Just forget it and move on.
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Oh, but the powers that be
won't let me move on.
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They've forever branded me a bad one.
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Why should I go back to school?
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Like a broken pencil, it's pointless.
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[sobs] See?
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Even my quips have gone bad.
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This isn't the Spot I know.
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The Spot I know would fight.
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Fight?
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Yeah. Go back to school and fight
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to show them how good you really are.
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Okay. If they want to fight,
a fight I will give them.
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Did you hear? He's going to fight.
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I'll teach those bums
to brand me a bad kid.
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I'll go back to that school,
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and I'll be their worst nightmare.
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Yeah. Yeah, that's what I'll do, see?
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If it's bad boy they want,
then bad boy they'll get.
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[laughs evilly]
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[snickers]
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What's so funny?
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I'm fighting, Len.
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I'm really giving it to the man.
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Look, I used block letters
instead of cursive,
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and I inserted a comma
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before the last "and" in a series,
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which, while technically correct,
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is not widely accepted.
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Oh, yeah, I'm bad.
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♪ Call me a rebel,
I'll think of a cause ♪
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♪ I spit on the rules,
I laugh at the laws ♪
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♪ Ha, no matter
Who does it ♪
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♪ I'll take the blame ♪
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♪ 'Cause trouble is my middle
And my first and last name ♪
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♪ You know I'm bad ♪
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♪ I'm bad with a capital "b" ♪
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♪ Now, that's me ♪
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♪ I'm your number one nightmare ♪
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♪ No one does bad
Quite as good as me ♪
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♪ Yeah ♪
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♪ I'm the nastiest, razzdiest,
Rudest, brutinest dude ♪
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♪ You've ever seen ♪
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♪ whoo, I put the "me" in "mean" ♪
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♪ No one does bad ♪
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♪ I'm just bad, b-a-d, bad ♪
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♪ Say it with me now ♪
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Bad.
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♪ No one does bad
Quite as good as me ♪
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Bad!
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[chuckles nervously]
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[boy] That's the bad kid.
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[boy #2] Look out for him, man.
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He's bad.
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[grunts]
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Oh, great, the warden is here.
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Would you boys and girls like to know
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the easiest way
to break a principal's heart?
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Mess up, get detention,
and squander your potential,
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you little delinquents!
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Other schools don't have this problem.
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The West East Westland District
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hasn't had a single student
in detention this term.
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Stay out of detention, children.
Live up to your potential.
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Make that West East Westland eat dirt.
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[sobs]
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Thank you.
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Are we going to take that
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from that fascist grown-up tyrant?
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He seemed sort of nice to me.
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Oh, sister.
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Don't fall for his bag of words --
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not living up to our potential.
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Yeah, I had a potential once.
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I was going to be the first
poet laureate brain surgeon
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to set foot on Mars,
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but I stuck my head out one window,
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and bam, potential gone.
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If he made it disappear any quicker,
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he'd be David Copperfield --
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not the Dickens character,
the Vegas magician --
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puts on a heck of a show.
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Hey, what's this?
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He was so busy
grinding our futures to dust
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under his cruel shoes,
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he didn't even realize
he dropped his keys.
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Well, his carelessness
will be his Waterloo.
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He's about to taste revenge,
Leadready style.
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[children] Ooh, you got deten--
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Save it. Squares.
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Hey, Scott. Hey --
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come on, gang.
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We got a job to do.
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Come on, Scott. Where are you?
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Now, where did I put those keys?
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Come on, gang. We got a job to do.
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Oh, no!
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You know, this is fun,
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but based on my observations,
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I don't think they make sticky string
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quite as sticky as they used to.
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What? The permanent records.
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Well, well, well, would you look at this?
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Scott Leadready II
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is a smart and well-behaved boy
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with no major shortcomings.
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He needs to learn
proper field trip behavior,
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but in every other aspect,
he is a very good boy.
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[gasps] There's nothing bad in my file.
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Nothing.
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Oh, I am fortune's fool!
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I believed the malicious gossip
of misguided school chums
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and thought the authorities
were all against me,
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but my destiny shouldn't be
shaped by how others see me,
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but by how I perceive myself.
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Must be from "David Copperfield."
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No, it's from my heart.
I made a big mistake.
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Scott, stop! You're making a big mistake!
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I know, I know.
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Wow, I'm good.
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I'm not a bad 'un, Leonard.
I'm a good 'un.
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I've always been a good 'un,
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and I always will be a good 'un,
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because I have control over my destiny,
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and unlike
David Copperfield...
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The guy in the book or the magician?
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I don't know. I have to hear
the rest of the sentence.
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I know full well now and forever
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that I am going to be
the hero of my own life.
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Book. Yeah, good, Scott,
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but first we better get rid
of all the sticky string.
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Yes, because that's what
heroes of their own lives do.
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They get rid of the sticky string.
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They help students who aren't
yet heroes of their own lives
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cut through the stupid sticky string
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of gossip and labels.
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Okay, but we better get rid
of all this sticky string first.
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Strickler's coming!
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Aah!
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My keys -- you had them.
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Whoops.
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And you brought them back to me,
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you good, good boy.
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[pants]
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Yes, yes,
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and straightened up
your office a tad, too.
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Oh, I knew I could reform you.
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Now get out of here
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before I cite you for loitering.
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[all] Yes, sir.
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There's no such thing
as a bad student,
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just ones I haven't reformed yet.
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Uhh!
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[cat meows]
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[dog growlin ]
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[barking]
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And so I hope that all of you
will consider deep sea diving
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as a c-clear --
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oh, dear, I seem to be standing
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on your air supply. My bad.
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Ha ha ha.
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[wheezing]
Oh, thank you.
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Thank you very much.
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Okay, class, now let's continue
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with our next super-exciting
career day presentation.
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Ha ha. Teddy, um,
would you be kind enough
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to stand before the class
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and in your best
and biggest announcer voice,
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please introduce us to your dad?
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Ahem.
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00:12:20,250 --> 00:12:22,380
Here's my dad.
264
00:12:22,458 --> 00:12:24,628
Howdy do, future of America.
265
00:12:24,709 --> 00:12:28,459
Say, Teddy's dad looks awfully familiar.
266
00:12:28,542 --> 00:12:30,542
All righty, now, Mr. Naven's planned
267
00:12:30,625 --> 00:12:33,875
a special little
guessing game with his job.
268
00:12:35,291 --> 00:12:38,581
Well, thank you. Thank you.
What a warm welcome.
269
00:12:38,667 --> 00:12:40,577
Now, few people realize
270
00:12:40,667 --> 00:12:43,627
that my job was first started
in this country
271
00:12:43,709 --> 00:12:45,709
by Benjamin Franklin.
272
00:12:45,792 --> 00:12:47,882
Ooh, ooh, you sell those kites
273
00:12:47,959 --> 00:12:49,879
that get struck by lightning!
274
00:12:49,959 --> 00:12:51,829
I want one of those babies!
275
00:12:51,917 --> 00:12:55,037
Ha ha. Good guess,
strange little boy, but no.
276
00:12:55,125 --> 00:12:58,125
Clue number two -- I help
bring people all over the world
277
00:12:58,208 --> 00:12:59,748
closer together by delivering
278
00:12:59,834 --> 00:13:02,384
thousands of important documents
and packages.
279
00:13:02,458 --> 00:13:05,878
I got it! Are you Santa claus?
280
00:13:05,959 --> 00:13:07,959
Oh, they're sniffing it out.
281
00:13:08,041 --> 00:13:11,131
But I'm afraid Santa only
delivers things once a year.
282
00:13:11,208 --> 00:13:13,958
I'm responsible for delivering
things six days a week.
283
00:13:14,041 --> 00:13:16,081
Mr. Naven's job sounds cool.
284
00:13:16,166 --> 00:13:18,626
Well, sure, lots of responsibility,
285
00:13:18,709 --> 00:13:20,039
serving the public,
286
00:13:20,125 --> 00:13:22,375
established by one
of the founding fathers --
287
00:13:22,458 --> 00:13:24,748
it's obvious. He's a mailman.
288
00:13:24,834 --> 00:13:28,254
A mailman?
289
00:13:30,041 --> 00:13:32,961
Oh, you got me. I'm a mailman.
290
00:13:33,041 --> 00:13:35,171
[growls]
291
00:13:35,250 --> 00:13:37,880
What few people realize is that --
292
00:13:37,959 --> 00:13:43,039
what few people realize
is that all letter carriers
293
00:13:43,125 --> 00:13:46,785
are evil, scheming thieves.
294
00:13:46,875 --> 00:13:47,955
[children] Huh?
295
00:13:48,041 --> 00:13:50,331
Oh, now, just a darn second there,
296
00:13:50,417 --> 00:13:51,577
beanie-wearing youngster.
297
00:13:51,667 --> 00:13:54,457
Scott Leadready II,
you apologize this instant.
298
00:13:54,542 --> 00:13:57,632
You know we don't allow
that type of nonsense.
299
00:13:57,709 --> 00:14:01,169
Nonsense or common sense? Huh? Huh?
300
00:14:01,250 --> 00:14:03,580
How long are you going
to hide your heads in the sand?
301
00:14:03,667 --> 00:14:06,077
That man may pretend to deliver your mail,
302
00:14:06,166 --> 00:14:08,206
but that's all a ruse.
303
00:14:08,291 --> 00:14:11,461
He's just trying to figure out
how to break into your homes.
304
00:14:11,542 --> 00:14:13,922
[gasps] Now, I know this will hurt me
305
00:14:14,000 --> 00:14:16,130
more than it hurts you,
306
00:14:16,208 --> 00:14:18,578
but you have given me no choice.
307
00:14:18,667 --> 00:14:21,577
Today there will be
no first recess for you.
308
00:14:21,667 --> 00:14:25,127
You'll have to eat
your snack at your desk.
309
00:14:25,208 --> 00:14:26,748
[students gasp]
310
00:14:26,834 --> 00:14:31,134
"Calling our guest speaker
evil is not very nice.
311
00:14:31,208 --> 00:14:35,418
Calling our guest speaker
evil is not very nice."
312
00:14:35,542 --> 00:14:39,712
Imagine the humiliation
having to apologize to him.
313
00:14:39,792 --> 00:14:41,582
He should have to apologize to us.
314
00:14:41,667 --> 00:14:43,077
But, Scott, letter carriers
315
00:14:43,166 --> 00:14:45,076
are good, decent, hard-working folks.
316
00:14:45,166 --> 00:14:47,626
Without them, where would people be?
317
00:14:47,709 --> 00:14:49,209
People, right.
318
00:14:49,291 --> 00:14:51,211
Wake up and smell the kibble, Leonard.
319
00:14:51,291 --> 00:14:54,421
Letter carriers have been torturing dogs
320
00:14:54,500 --> 00:14:56,540
since the beginning of time.
321
00:14:58,166 --> 00:15:01,126
It all started with cavemen,
322
00:15:01,208 --> 00:15:04,248
who wrote their letters on bones.
323
00:15:06,542 --> 00:15:09,042
And when the ancient Greeks
carved their letters
324
00:15:09,125 --> 00:15:10,535
on stone tablets,
325
00:15:10,625 --> 00:15:13,035
it didn't get any better for dogs.
326
00:15:13,125 --> 00:15:14,955
[barking]
327
00:15:15,041 --> 00:15:19,171
Even today those conniving postal demons
328
00:15:19,250 --> 00:15:21,830
will lure dogs outside
in all kinds of weather,
329
00:15:21,917 --> 00:15:27,327
be it rain or hail or wind or snow.
330
00:15:27,417 --> 00:15:29,287
Throughout all of history,
331
00:15:29,375 --> 00:15:31,575
one thing has remained the same.
332
00:15:31,667 --> 00:15:33,127
All letter carriers
333
00:15:33,208 --> 00:15:36,748
are out to make all dogs' lives miserable.
334
00:15:36,834 --> 00:15:38,544
Hey, forgot my partner.
335
00:15:38,625 --> 00:15:41,415
There you are. Ha ha.
336
00:15:41,500 --> 00:15:44,250
Sorry about you losing
your recess, big guy,
337
00:15:44,333 --> 00:15:46,173
but no hard feelings, right?
338
00:15:46,250 --> 00:15:48,960
[growling]
339
00:15:49,041 --> 00:15:52,041
[barking]
340
00:15:56,458 --> 00:15:58,128
Well, little déjà vu here.
341
00:15:58,208 --> 00:16:00,328
But, you know, really,
don't worry about it.
342
00:16:00,458 --> 00:16:02,128
These things happen.
343
00:16:02,208 --> 00:16:04,328
That young man's yapping was no worse
344
00:16:04,417 --> 00:16:06,287
than, say, your dog's there.
345
00:16:06,375 --> 00:16:08,665
Scott certainly was acting
exactly like little Spot here.
346
00:16:08,750 --> 00:16:10,670
Exactly.
347
00:16:10,750 --> 00:16:12,920
Say, wouldn't it be fascinating
348
00:16:13,000 --> 00:16:17,540
if somehow a dog could transform
himself into a little b--
349
00:16:17,625 --> 00:16:21,285
well, ha ha ha. I am not going
to give away my best ideas
350
00:16:21,417 --> 00:16:23,877
for science fiction
short stories. Ha ha ha.
351
00:16:24,000 --> 00:16:26,040
[laughing]
352
00:16:26,166 --> 00:16:28,166
Oh, and you can rest assured
353
00:16:28,250 --> 00:16:30,170
that I'll have a long stern talk
354
00:16:30,250 --> 00:16:32,250
with that Scott Leadready tomorrow.
355
00:16:32,333 --> 00:16:34,883
I won't allow prejudicial
behavior in my class ever.
356
00:16:35,000 --> 00:16:37,540
Did you hear what my mom just said?
357
00:16:37,625 --> 00:16:39,035
Your prejudice against mailmen
358
00:16:39,125 --> 00:16:41,705
is going to get you in real trouble.
359
00:16:41,792 --> 00:16:44,002
Prejudiced? All mailmen are evil.
360
00:16:44,125 --> 00:16:46,125
Would you stop saying that?
It's just not true.
361
00:16:46,208 --> 00:16:48,828
What do I have to do, rub your nose in it?
362
00:16:48,959 --> 00:16:49,999
Maybe it's not
363
00:16:50,125 --> 00:16:52,955
in your bright and shiny
Christmas tree world,
364
00:16:53,041 --> 00:16:55,631
but now you're down at knee level.
365
00:16:55,709 --> 00:16:58,539
Now you're going to see it
the way I see it --
366
00:16:58,667 --> 00:17:01,287
the way a dog sees it. Now come on.
367
00:17:01,417 --> 00:17:02,747
The world looks different
368
00:17:02,834 --> 00:17:05,254
when your chin's only 18 inches
off the cement,
369
00:17:05,375 --> 00:17:07,575
and it's hot inside that fur suit --
370
00:17:07,709 --> 00:17:10,079
real hot, so hot you feel
like a pack of crayons
371
00:17:10,208 --> 00:17:13,168
melting on a hot metal slide
on the playground.
372
00:17:13,291 --> 00:17:15,131
The smells rise off the sidewalk
373
00:17:15,208 --> 00:17:17,918
and smack you in the nose --
dames, gum wrappers,
374
00:17:18,041 --> 00:17:20,791
empty bottles
that have a better place to go.
375
00:17:20,875 --> 00:17:22,785
A shadow stretches across the street,
376
00:17:22,875 --> 00:17:25,375
and you feel a chill run down your spine
377
00:17:25,458 --> 00:17:27,788
right to the tip of your tail.
378
00:17:27,917 --> 00:17:30,877
It's him -- the thief
of letters, stealer of souls.
379
00:17:30,959 --> 00:17:33,499
No, Spot, you're seeing it
all the wrong way.
380
00:17:33,583 --> 00:17:36,423
Sometimes people
actually mail their letters
381
00:17:36,542 --> 00:17:38,632
by placing them in their mailboxes
382
00:17:38,709 --> 00:17:40,629
for the letter carrier to take.
383
00:17:40,709 --> 00:17:42,629
That way, people who have a hard time
384
00:17:42,709 --> 00:17:45,209
getting to the post office
can mail their letters.
385
00:17:45,333 --> 00:17:47,333
If the postman is really our friend,
386
00:17:47,417 --> 00:17:50,287
bright boy, how come he's doing that?
387
00:17:50,417 --> 00:17:52,457
What could be more despicable,
388
00:17:52,542 --> 00:17:54,172
more contemptible, more dishonorable,
389
00:17:54,250 --> 00:17:56,170
and all those other "ables"
390
00:17:56,250 --> 00:17:59,040
than shaking down a defenseless old skirt?
391
00:17:59,166 --> 00:18:01,166
That's not what he's doing.
392
00:18:01,250 --> 00:18:03,080
He's delivering a package to her C.O.D.
393
00:18:03,208 --> 00:18:05,378
That means "collect on delivery."
394
00:18:05,500 --> 00:18:09,460
Is that what it means,
or is it "collect on death"?
395
00:18:09,542 --> 00:18:12,672
Yeah. I'm pretty sure it's "delivery."
396
00:18:12,750 --> 00:18:15,290
Okay, maybe I got a little carried away.
397
00:18:15,375 --> 00:18:17,325
Maybe I sounded a little crazy,
398
00:18:17,417 --> 00:18:19,537
but what about that?
399
00:18:19,625 --> 00:18:20,875
♪ Da-da ♪
400
00:18:21,000 --> 00:18:22,880
He's breaking into that house.
401
00:18:22,959 --> 00:18:25,919
He's not breaking in
if he lives there, Spot. See?
402
00:18:27,208 --> 00:18:29,128
That proved nothing.
403
00:18:31,875 --> 00:18:33,165
[grunts]
404
00:18:33,291 --> 00:18:35,881
See? It comes right off.
405
00:18:35,959 --> 00:18:37,829
Spot, don't do that. That's wrong.
406
00:18:37,917 --> 00:18:40,377
Hey there, kiddo. Don't mess
with that mailbox.
407
00:18:40,500 --> 00:18:41,960
Few people realize
408
00:18:42,041 --> 00:18:43,921
that messing with people's mailboxes
409
00:18:44,000 --> 00:18:46,130
is an offense of federal code, title 18,
410
00:18:46,208 --> 00:18:47,628
section 1705.
411
00:18:47,750 --> 00:18:50,420
[thinking] Now he's
threatening my best friend.
412
00:18:50,542 --> 00:18:52,752
That's the last straw.
413
00:18:52,875 --> 00:18:54,785
[snarling and barking]
414
00:18:54,875 --> 00:18:55,915
Help!
415
00:18:56,041 --> 00:18:58,461
Spot, no! Come back here.
416
00:18:58,583 --> 00:18:59,793
[barking]
417
00:18:59,917 --> 00:19:01,497
What's up, Spot?
418
00:19:01,583 --> 00:19:02,963
Mailman.
419
00:19:03,083 --> 00:19:06,133
Say no more.
420
00:19:06,250 --> 00:19:09,000
Hey, everybody, mailman.
421
00:19:09,125 --> 00:19:12,575
[barking]
422
00:19:13,917 --> 00:19:15,497
Spot, no!
423
00:19:22,875 --> 00:19:26,625
Leave Mr. Naven alone.
He's just doing his job.
424
00:19:26,709 --> 00:19:28,879
You should know that when I grow up,
425
00:19:28,959 --> 00:19:31,499
I want to make a difference in this world.
426
00:19:31,583 --> 00:19:33,793
That's why I want to become
a letter carrier,
427
00:19:33,875 --> 00:19:35,665
just like Mr. Naven.
428
00:19:35,792 --> 00:19:37,792
So if you're going to go
after Mr. Naven,
429
00:19:37,875 --> 00:19:40,785
then you might as well start with me.
430
00:19:40,875 --> 00:19:44,665
All right, then.
Let's bite the kid, too!
431
00:19:44,792 --> 00:19:46,002
Bite the kid.
432
00:19:46,125 --> 00:19:47,705
What is Leonard doing?
433
00:19:47,792 --> 00:19:50,212
I mean, every dog knows
all mailmen are bad,
434
00:19:50,333 --> 00:19:52,213
and therefore I hate all mailmen.
435
00:19:52,291 --> 00:19:55,211
But if I hate all mailmen,
and Leonard becomes a mailman,
436
00:19:55,291 --> 00:19:57,831
well, then, there's only
one thing I can do.
437
00:19:57,917 --> 00:19:59,627
I have to hate Leonard.
438
00:19:59,750 --> 00:20:02,290
That can't be right. Leonard is my friend.
439
00:20:02,375 --> 00:20:03,745
Leonard is good.
440
00:20:03,834 --> 00:20:06,714
Leonard is about to get mauled
by those dogs!
441
00:20:08,834 --> 00:20:12,884
Stop! That's my master, who I love!
442
00:20:13,000 --> 00:20:14,920
Hey, he's a mailman lover.
443
00:20:15,000 --> 00:20:18,790
Get him, the mailman,
and the future mailman.
444
00:20:18,875 --> 00:20:20,955
[growling]
445
00:20:21,041 --> 00:20:23,081
Run for it!
446
00:20:23,166 --> 00:20:26,416
[screaming]
447
00:20:26,542 --> 00:20:28,582
Spot, this can't go on!
448
00:20:28,667 --> 00:20:32,457
Don't worry, Leonard.
I've got a sure-fire idea,
449
00:20:32,542 --> 00:20:35,462
just as soon as these dogs
run out of breath.
450
00:20:39,834 --> 00:20:44,424
Friends, canines, letter carriers,
451
00:20:44,500 --> 00:20:45,580
I'm sure some of you are wondering
452
00:20:45,667 --> 00:20:48,707
why I've called you all here today.
453
00:20:48,834 --> 00:20:50,674
Well, it's a little-known fact
454
00:20:50,750 --> 00:20:53,960
that prejudice can get the best of us.
455
00:20:54,083 --> 00:20:56,753
So to help others learn
the lesson I have learned,
456
00:20:56,875 --> 00:21:01,915
I've organized this dog
and mailman day of friendship.
457
00:21:02,041 --> 00:21:07,041
Letter carriers,
you may open your mailbags now!
458
00:21:07,166 --> 00:21:10,826
[all] Special delivery.
459
00:21:10,959 --> 00:21:12,249
[panting]
460
00:21:12,375 --> 00:21:15,665
Treats? Well, well, well,
461
00:21:15,750 --> 00:21:19,670
maybe we've been wrong
about these mailmen, huh?
462
00:21:22,375 --> 00:21:24,165
Don't grab, now, dogs.
There's plenty to go around.
463
00:21:24,291 --> 00:21:26,791
Nice work, buddy.
464
00:21:26,875 --> 00:21:28,375
Yes, indeed, Scott.
465
00:21:28,458 --> 00:21:30,788
I am so proud of you
for organizing all this
466
00:21:30,875 --> 00:21:33,035
that I decided to help you out a smidge
467
00:21:33,125 --> 00:21:34,995
by ordering pizza for everybody.
468
00:21:35,125 --> 00:21:37,955
Okay, who ordered the pepperoni?
469
00:21:38,083 --> 00:21:39,963
[barking]
470
00:21:40,083 --> 00:21:41,383
[screaming]
471
00:21:41,500 --> 00:21:44,880
Not my leg! Ooh! Aah!
472
00:21:44,959 --> 00:21:46,579
Aah!
473
00:21:46,709 --> 00:21:49,039
[barking]
474
00:21:49,125 --> 00:21:50,665
Sorry, Leonard.
475
00:21:50,750 --> 00:21:52,710
Guess you got to take these things
476
00:21:52,792 --> 00:21:54,252
one delivery service at a time.
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