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Thank you, Tyler.
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That was a riveting presentation
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on the domestication of corn.
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And the props are delicious!
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And now we're gonna hear
from Sydney Reynolds.
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Woo-hoo!
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Let's go back in time.
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Imagine, we're all living
at the turn of the century.
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None of you would be in school right now.
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[all] Yay!
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[Sydney] No.
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No yay.
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Because you'd all be involved
in the subject of my report.
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The history of child labor.
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Wow. This is intense.
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The year is 1908.
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Uh... wrong video.
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Oh, Ricky Angelo.
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I can't believe the most famouspop star in the world
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-wants to kiss me.
-[classmates laughing]
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Help me, Mr. Tanaka! It's frozen!
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[classmates laughing]
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Where the heck is that remote?
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-You should know this is my first kiss.
-[classmates laughing]
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What? This is your first kiss, too?
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[laughter continuing]
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Look at me, everybody! I'm a chicken!
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[clucking]
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[laughter continuing]
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Syd!
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Okay, I'm calling it. This class is over.
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Actually, you can't do that.
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All right. It's back on.
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Jeremy, you're next.
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[theme music playing]
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♪ Like father, like daughterWe don't always agree ♪
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♪ But looking at youIs like looking at me ♪
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♪ The more things changeThe more they stay the same ♪
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♪ Like father, like daughterFrom different times ♪
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♪ Taking all the bestFrom your decade and mine ♪
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♪ The more things change ♪
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♪ The more they stay the same ♪
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♪ The more they stay the same ♪
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[young Max on video]
And for my next trick,
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the Magnificent Maxwill make a penny disappear.
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Leo, help! It's stuck up my nose!
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That's when I knew
Law School wasn't in the cards.
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Are you still uploading our home movies?
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I'm beginning to think you're doing this
just so you can laugh at me.
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Please. I'm putting
all our home movies on the Cloud,
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so they'll be safe for you and Syd,
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and maybe even your grandchildren.
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Aw, thanks, Mom.
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'Cause they're
gonna wanna laugh at you, too.
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Hey, Syd.
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I am never going back to school.
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Not now, Ricky.
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Hey, honey, you wanna talk about it?
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Is that the vibe you're getting?
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Why don't you tell me what happened?
You'll feel better.
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[sighs]
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I was giving a presentation,
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and the wrong video came up.
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What was on it?
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[groans]
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Come on, I'm sure it wasn't that bad.
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I was kissing my stuffed giraffe.
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Your jaw just dropped, didn't it?
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No.
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I'm so sorry, Syd.
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I'm sure right now,
you feel like your entire life is ruined.
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That's because it is.
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What I'm trying to say is,
you'll get past this.
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But to do that,
you have to go back to school,
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and face it head-on.
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You're not the one
who has to walk down the halls
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with kids laughing at you tomorrow.
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-Syd--
-I'm not going back to school!
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Let her be, old dude. She clearly
doesn't wanna talk about it right now.
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-I feel helpless. She's in pain.
-Uh-huh.
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Maybe if I get her some soup
or some ice cream.
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-Oh, that'd be great.
-Ooh!
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I got a book of funny riddles downstairs.
What has six legs--
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Oh, that's hilarious!
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[sighs] You're right, Grandma.
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I don't wanna talk about it.
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-I don't even wanna think about it.
-I hear you, Noodle.
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Sometimes, the best way
to get something off your mind
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-is to focus on something else.
-Anything.
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I just keep replaying it in my mind.
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Oh good! Well then,
you can replay these instead.
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I need to upload
these videos of Max as a kid.
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There's baseball games,
birthdays, graduations,
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and thousands of moments when you'll ask,
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"Why did Max film this?"
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Thanks, Grandma. This really might help.
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Okay, great. Oh, and just a heads up,
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there's a lot of me
in shoulder pads and big hair.
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Don't judge!
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[door closes]
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What are you doing?
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I decided to go with everything:
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soup, ice cream, and the riddle book.
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I picked which one I'm gonna read first.
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Boy, it's a doozy. [chuckles]
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I know you're just trying to help,
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but she really wants
to be alone right now.
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Sorry, Mom. It's my job
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-to make her feel better.
-I understand,
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but you're gonna have
to get past me first.
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I think you forget how athletic I am.
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I think you forget that I move like a cat.
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[hissing]
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[young Max on video]
Come on, Leo, hurry up.
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Okay, I'm just setting up the camera.
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What you're about to seeis the greatest in skateboard history.
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I'm gonna jump a Leo...
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-blindfolded!-Hold up!
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I'm having some serious
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second thoughts about this.
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Hey! I held up my end of the bargain!
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I brushed my teeth with hot sauce.
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You're right. A deal's a deal.
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[young Max on video]
Okay, Leo. Here I go.
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Why are you guys dressed like that?
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Oh wait, is it '90s day?
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-Was there an e-mail I missed?
-What's an e-mail?
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Wow, you guys are really
committed to the theme.
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Where's my locker?
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Who are these kids?
Why is everything so weird?
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Hey, what's going on--
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Whoa!
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You're... you're Leo!
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Yeah, I get that a lot.
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It might be because I'm Leo!
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T-shirts! T-shirts! Get your T-shirts!
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Captain Danger T-shirt?
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What? Who's Captain Danger?
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Who's Captain Danger?
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Only the daredevil about to perform
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the greatest skateboard stunt
in school history!
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Ladies and gentlemen!
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At four-foot-nine, from Portland, Oregon,
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give it up for Captain Danger!
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Is that my dad?
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-Dad?
-Huh?
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[yells]
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[splashes]
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Hey! His butt is stuck in a bucket!
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Bucket Butt!
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[all] Bucket Butt!
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Bucket Butt!
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-Bucket Butt!
-I got you, dude.
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[all] Bucket Butt!
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Bucket Butt! Bucket Butt!
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Bucket Butt! Bucket Butt!
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[kids laughing]
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-What have I done?
-I tell you what you did.
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You made these T-shirts worthless.
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What just happened?
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I'm so confused.
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[sighs] I wish Olive was here.
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Hey, Syd.
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Olive!
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Oh, thank goodness.
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Okay, this is gonna sound nuts,
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but I think it's the '90s,
and my dad's 12,
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and I made him screw up
his big skateboard stunt.
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-What does this mean?
-I don't know. It's your dream.
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Oh, of course!
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I'm stuck in a dream,
or more like a nightmare.
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Ow! Why'd you do that?
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I'm trying to wake you up
from your nightmare!
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You know, for a figment of my imagination,
you have very strong hands.
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Besides, I'm not going anywhere
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until I apologize to my dad
for humiliating him.
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Okay. Guess we could take a bus
to his house.
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I'll check the schedule on my phone.
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[gasps, shrieks]
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[screams]
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A calculator?
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Life without a phone?
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Now, we're in my nightmare.
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What am I thinking?
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This is a dream.
I can just snap my fingers,
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and we'll magically appear there.
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Well, that didn't work.
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I am loving this vintage look.
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Me, too. Let's take some selfies.
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How do people live like this?
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-Max, what's the matter?
-Nothing.
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Why do you look like
you're about to shout out of a cannon?
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-I don't wanna talk about it.
-Did something happen at school?
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Yeah! And I'm never
going back there, ever!
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[doorbell rings]
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-Grandma?
-Uh, who you calling Grandma?
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And why are you staring at me?
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Oh. I'm sorry.
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It's just you look so... pretty and young.
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Come on in, girls.
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Are you friends with Max?
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-Friends? He's her--
-Friend.
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-Friend!
-Friend.
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So, to summarize, you're friends?
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-Let's go with that.
-Yeah, that's right.
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Max was pretty upset
when he came home from school.
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Do you have any idea why?
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Actually, I do,
and that's why I need to talk to him.
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You can give it a try.
He wouldn't talk to me.
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He's up in his room.
Do you know where it is?
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I have a hunch.
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Can I get you girls something to drink?
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That'd be great.
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-How about some almond milk?
-You got it.
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How do you milk an almond?
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[muffled] Go away, Mom!
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-I told you. I don't--
-Hi.
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[Max] You?
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What are you doing here?
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Hi! We haven't met.
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-I'm Olive!
-And I'm Sydney.
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That's a silly name.
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Who would name a kid that?
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Well, I guess my mom.
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Look, I just came to say
that I'm so sorry I ruined your stunt.
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My stunt?
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You ruined my whole life!
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I can never go back to school again.
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No, don't say that. It'll be fine.
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[Max] How would you know?
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I've never even seen you at school before.
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Uh, because we are...
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exchange students!
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Yes!
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From Europe!
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You don't sound like you're from Europe.
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We're from the part of Europe where
they sound like they're from Portland.
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Well, that checks out.
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Max, you have to go back to school.
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Hey, let me give you some advice
someone else named Max gave me.
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You can't run away from your problems.
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You have to face them head-on.
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Well, that's dumb.
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Yeah, I didn't buy it either.
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But I like your runaway idea.
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Maybe that's what I'll do. I'll run away.
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No, no, you can't run away.
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I know. I've always wanted to live
in Venice, California,
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where they invented skateboarding.
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That's a terrible idea.
How would you even get there?
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If I understand maps, it's basically...
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straight down from here.
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[sighs] One good push, and I'm there.
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I'm guessing you got your smarts
from your mom.
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But you can't leave.
What about getting an education?
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And a job? You might have a kid someday.
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00:12:07,208 --> 00:12:09,378
Nah, they just slow you down.
256
00:12:11,041 --> 00:12:13,421
That stings a little more
than I thought it would.
257
00:12:15,959 --> 00:12:17,999
Who needs school
when you can join a skate crew?
258
00:12:18,083 --> 00:12:20,253
A life of shredding alleys
and living in a van
259
00:12:20,333 --> 00:12:21,883
sounds pretty good to me.
260
00:12:21,959 --> 00:12:23,789
Now, if you don't mind, I need to pack.
261
00:12:31,709 --> 00:12:33,459
A book?
262
00:12:33,542 --> 00:12:35,172
How'd that get in there?
263
00:12:40,583 --> 00:12:41,753
Now what are we gonna do?
264
00:12:41,834 --> 00:12:45,044
My dad's gonna go to California and be...
not my dad.
265
00:12:45,125 --> 00:12:46,995
I don't think we can talk him out of it.
266
00:12:48,041 --> 00:12:49,631
But I think I know who can.
267
00:12:49,709 --> 00:12:52,289
Okay, girls, here's your almonds milk.
268
00:12:52,375 --> 00:12:55,285
And if you need any more almonds,
just let me know.
269
00:13:01,625 --> 00:13:04,745
Wow. Look at all these old-school games.
270
00:13:04,834 --> 00:13:07,044
I think I have them all on my phone now.
271
00:13:08,959 --> 00:13:12,169
I know. I could fit
this whole place on my watch.
272
00:13:15,792 --> 00:13:18,792
You! You messed up my friend's life!
273
00:13:18,875 --> 00:13:22,495
And now, I'm stuck with three dozen
Captain Danger dust rags.
274
00:13:26,959 --> 00:13:29,499
Look, I'm really sorry
that I ruined his trick.
275
00:13:29,583 --> 00:13:31,083
And my business!
276
00:13:31,166 --> 00:13:32,626
There was gonna be hats,
277
00:13:32,709 --> 00:13:35,459
action figures, breakfast cereals.
278
00:13:35,542 --> 00:13:37,422
That's where the real money is.
279
00:13:38,458 --> 00:13:40,378
Look, we've got a big problem.
280
00:13:40,458 --> 00:13:42,418
Max is so embarrassed,
he's gonna run away from home
281
00:13:42,500 --> 00:13:44,420
and join a skate crew in California.
282
00:13:44,500 --> 00:13:46,080
What? No!
283
00:13:46,166 --> 00:13:47,326
We're Max and Leo!
284
00:13:47,417 --> 00:13:49,457
Without him, it's just...
285
00:13:49,542 --> 00:13:50,962
and Leo!
286
00:13:51,750 --> 00:13:54,580
You've gotta talk to him,
convince him to stay.
287
00:13:54,667 --> 00:13:57,707
Or at least explain how maps work.
288
00:13:59,417 --> 00:14:02,997
Come on, let's go stop my best friend
from doing something he'll regret.
289
00:14:03,792 --> 00:14:05,462
Which is basically Tuesday for me.
290
00:14:10,291 --> 00:14:12,881
Stop packing.
You're not going anywhere, Max.
291
00:14:12,959 --> 00:14:16,289
You can't stop me.
I've already got my road snacks.
292
00:14:21,667 --> 00:14:23,787
Instant nachos.
293
00:14:24,792 --> 00:14:26,462
Well, that's...
294
00:14:26,542 --> 00:14:28,422
disgusting.
295
00:14:29,542 --> 00:14:32,502
Max, Leo's your best friend.
You should listen to him.
296
00:14:32,583 --> 00:14:36,173
I'm sorry, but what happened today
is too embarrassing to live with.
297
00:14:36,250 --> 00:14:38,830
-I have to run away.
-But you don't have money.
298
00:14:38,917 --> 00:14:41,377
You don't have a job.
How will you survive?
299
00:14:41,458 --> 00:14:43,328
It's California!
300
00:14:43,417 --> 00:14:44,747
Oranges grow on trees,
301
00:14:44,834 --> 00:14:46,634
and I can drink from the ocean.
302
00:14:48,792 --> 00:14:51,712
Well, it's more thought out
than most of his plans.
303
00:14:53,542 --> 00:14:55,832
Leo, your best friend
is about to desert you.
304
00:14:55,917 --> 00:14:57,207
What do you say to that?
305
00:14:57,792 --> 00:14:58,792
I'm going with him.
306
00:14:58,875 --> 00:15:01,125
What? No, wrong answer.
307
00:15:01,208 --> 00:15:04,168
Hey. If my best friend's going, I'm going.
310
00:15:04,959 --> 00:15:06,291
I can't imagine my life without him.
308
00:15:07,375 --> 00:15:09,875
Also, someone's gotta teach him
about the ocean.
309
00:15:11,709 --> 00:15:14,379
Dude, this is gonna be awesome!
Let's leave tonight.
310
00:15:16,667 --> 00:15:17,787
Oh, no.
311
00:15:19,166 --> 00:15:21,166
Wait! You guys can't leave.
312
00:15:21,250 --> 00:15:23,170
Quick, Olive, say something bad
about California.
313
00:15:23,250 --> 00:15:24,960
Uh, the weather's too perfect,
314
00:15:25,041 --> 00:15:27,381
and there are celebrities everywhere.
315
00:15:29,417 --> 00:15:30,537
What?
316
00:15:30,625 --> 00:15:32,165
Give me some notice next time.
317
00:15:35,458 --> 00:15:37,498
-What's going on here?
-Nothing.
318
00:15:38,417 --> 00:15:39,707
He's running away to California.
319
00:15:40,709 --> 00:15:41,829
That's crazy!
320
00:15:41,917 --> 00:15:45,127
What am I supposed to do,
skateboard there? Ha!
321
00:15:47,375 --> 00:15:50,285
Come on, Max. Let me help you
with your homework for tomorrow.
322
00:15:50,375 --> 00:15:51,915
It's on biology,
323
00:15:52,000 --> 00:15:54,460
and why people can't drink saltwater.
324
00:15:56,333 --> 00:15:58,003
Okay, girls, I think you better go.
325
00:15:58,083 --> 00:15:59,293
Wait, you don't understand.
326
00:15:59,375 --> 00:16:01,165
Max is gonna do something crazy.
327
00:16:01,250 --> 00:16:04,170
I know, his homework.
It doesn't happen very often.
328
00:16:11,291 --> 00:16:13,791
Okay. Last time.
329
00:16:13,875 --> 00:16:15,785
Just because we're going down the map,
330
00:16:15,875 --> 00:16:18,325
doesn't mean we're going downhill!
331
00:16:19,250 --> 00:16:21,250
We'll just have to agree to disagree.
332
00:16:25,625 --> 00:16:26,705
[window opens]
333
00:16:30,166 --> 00:16:32,246
-[panting] Hi, again.
-What are you doing here?
334
00:16:32,333 --> 00:16:35,963
I can't let you guys run away
to California. It'll be a disaster.
335
00:16:36,041 --> 00:16:39,331
Oh! Like you know what's gonna happen
in the future.
336
00:16:39,417 --> 00:16:41,667
Actually, I do...
337
00:16:41,750 --> 00:16:42,630
because...
338
00:16:43,375 --> 00:16:45,165
I'm from the future.
339
00:16:47,583 --> 00:16:48,633
Welcome.
340
00:16:50,834 --> 00:16:52,384
Max, Max, Max.
341
00:16:52,458 --> 00:16:53,828
You're gonna believe that?
342
00:16:53,917 --> 00:16:56,327
If you're from the future, prove it.
343
00:16:57,041 --> 00:16:58,831
Okay. Um, there used to be
344
00:16:58,917 --> 00:17:01,877
a hole in that wall from your skateboard,
you bleached your hair bright orange
345
00:17:01,959 --> 00:17:05,039
at the beginning of seventh grade, and
you had to call the fire department once
346
00:17:05,125 --> 00:17:06,325
because you tried to take off
your underwear
347
00:17:06,417 --> 00:17:08,417
-without taking off your pants.
-[gasps]
348
00:17:10,542 --> 00:17:11,462
How'd you know all that?
349
00:17:11,542 --> 00:17:13,292
Because you told me.
350
00:17:13,375 --> 00:17:15,165
We're very close in the future.
351
00:17:15,250 --> 00:17:17,330
So, what am I in the future?
352
00:17:17,417 --> 00:17:19,077
President? A millionaire?
353
00:17:19,166 --> 00:17:21,746
-You own a bike shop.
-Even better.
354
00:17:23,375 --> 00:17:24,455
Where do I live?
355
00:17:24,542 --> 00:17:26,752
-Here.
-What?
356
00:17:28,750 --> 00:17:30,790
Just kidding. You live in a...
357
00:17:30,875 --> 00:17:32,825
big, big mansion.
358
00:17:32,917 --> 00:17:34,327
Phew! For a minute there,
359
00:17:34,417 --> 00:17:36,747
I thought I ended up living with my mom.
360
00:17:39,083 --> 00:17:40,673
So, I gotta know,
361
00:17:40,750 --> 00:17:42,920
do computers just keep
getting bigger and bigger?
362
00:17:43,542 --> 00:17:45,332
Yeah. They're as big as a house.
363
00:17:45,417 --> 00:17:46,747
Called it!
364
00:17:48,291 --> 00:17:51,081
But here's the thing
about the future, Max.
365
00:17:51,166 --> 00:17:53,166
If you run away and go to California,
366
00:17:53,250 --> 00:17:54,670
it'll all get messed up.
367
00:17:55,250 --> 00:17:56,790
I may not even exist.
368
00:17:57,375 --> 00:17:59,285
Are you saying I get to save the world?
369
00:17:59,375 --> 00:18:01,455
Well, you wouldn't really be...
370
00:18:01,542 --> 00:18:03,712
Okay, yes.
371
00:18:03,792 --> 00:18:05,082
Cool.
372
00:18:05,792 --> 00:18:08,422
But what am I supposed to do
if I stay here?
373
00:18:08,500 --> 00:18:10,920
I can't go back to school
and be called Bucket Butt.
374
00:18:11,000 --> 00:18:13,380
Max! You could do
the skateboard trick again.
375
00:18:13,458 --> 00:18:16,128
-Great idea.
-What? Why would he wanna do that?
376
00:18:16,208 --> 00:18:18,328
He could just humiliate himself
all over again.
377
00:18:18,417 --> 00:18:20,167
But if he makes the jump this time,
378
00:18:20,250 --> 00:18:23,790
he'll no longer be Bucket Butt.
He'll be Captain Danger.
379
00:18:23,875 --> 00:18:27,415
And I'm not just saying that because
I have a locker full of unsold T-shirts.
380
00:18:31,875 --> 00:18:33,785
I don't have a good feeling about this.
381
00:18:33,875 --> 00:18:35,205
If this doesn't go well,
382
00:18:35,291 --> 00:18:36,711
he's definitely running away.
383
00:18:37,750 --> 00:18:40,290
Leo, is the ramp straight?
Does he know where he's gonna jump?
384
00:18:40,375 --> 00:18:41,825
I think there may be too many backpacks.
385
00:18:41,917 --> 00:18:46,077
Don't question Captain Danger.
There's already enough people doing that.
386
00:18:48,166 --> 00:18:50,126
Ladies and gentlemen!
387
00:18:50,208 --> 00:18:52,378
Making his second appearance,
388
00:18:52,458 --> 00:18:54,418
after a previous jump
that I'm not even sure
389
00:18:54,500 --> 00:18:56,420
why I'm bringing it up right now...
390
00:18:57,333 --> 00:19:00,673
Give it up for Captain Danger!
391
00:19:00,750 --> 00:19:02,500
[applause]
392
00:19:02,583 --> 00:19:05,133
No, no, no! Those backpacks are too high.
He'll never make it.
393
00:19:06,959 --> 00:19:09,169
-Outta my way! [yells]
-[slams]
394
00:19:11,083 --> 00:19:12,383
Oh, no!
395
00:19:12,458 --> 00:19:13,788
I did it again.
396
00:19:13,875 --> 00:19:15,665
Yes, you did.
397
00:19:18,834 --> 00:19:20,134
[laughter]
398
00:19:21,041 --> 00:19:23,461
Look! Now he's Garbage Boy!
399
00:19:23,959 --> 00:19:25,379
Garbage Boy!
400
00:19:25,458 --> 00:19:27,078
[all] Garbage Boy!
401
00:19:27,166 --> 00:19:29,666
-Garbage Boy!
-Not!
402
00:19:29,750 --> 00:19:30,880
-Garbage Boy!
-Not!
403
00:19:30,959 --> 00:19:32,209
Garbage Boy!
404
00:19:32,291 --> 00:19:35,831
-I'm not helping, am I?
-Garbage Boy! Garbage Boy!
405
00:19:35,917 --> 00:19:37,627
-I'm so sorry. Are you okay?
-[all] Garbage Boy!
406
00:19:38,542 --> 00:19:41,502
Yeah. At least my butt's dry this time.
407
00:19:42,083 --> 00:19:43,083
[squishes]
408
00:19:43,166 --> 00:19:44,706
Wait, no!
409
00:19:45,959 --> 00:19:47,579
Help me out?
410
00:19:52,166 --> 00:19:54,076
Nice moves, Garbage Boy.
411
00:19:54,166 --> 00:19:55,626
Not!
412
00:19:57,583 --> 00:19:59,133
At least he tried!
413
00:19:59,208 --> 00:20:01,288
You know what? Forget him, Leo.
414
00:20:01,375 --> 00:20:03,035
Let's just go to class.
415
00:20:03,125 --> 00:20:05,325
What? You're just gonna go to class?
419
00:20:05,417 --> 00:20:08,417
Yeah. What else am I supposed to do?
416
00:20:08,917 --> 00:20:10,707
So, I was called Garbage Boy.
417
00:20:10,792 --> 00:20:12,582
Wasn't as bad as I thought it would be.
418
00:20:12,667 --> 00:20:14,707
And I was sitting in garbage.
419
00:20:16,375 --> 00:20:18,375
So, you're okay?
420
00:20:18,458 --> 00:20:21,248
Yeah, I'm not awesome,
but sometimes, you just gotta
421
00:20:21,333 --> 00:20:23,423
wipe the garbage off your butt
and keep going.
422
00:20:23,500 --> 00:20:26,330
Wow. That's pretty wise, Max.
423
00:20:26,417 --> 00:20:28,537
Yeah. You say enough stuff,
424
00:20:28,625 --> 00:20:30,575
some of it's bound to make sense.
425
00:20:32,792 --> 00:20:34,252
We better book.
426
00:20:37,166 --> 00:20:39,036
Thanks for getting me
to come back to school.
427
00:20:40,000 --> 00:20:42,580
[sighs] See you in the future.
428
00:20:42,667 --> 00:20:43,997
Can't wait.
429
00:20:48,125 --> 00:20:49,495
[adult Max] Syd.
430
00:20:49,583 --> 00:20:50,793
Syd...
431
00:20:50,875 --> 00:20:52,375
Syd, it's time to get up.
432
00:20:53,500 --> 00:20:56,290
What? Dad?
433
00:20:56,375 --> 00:20:58,575
Morning.
Listen, I know what you said last night,
434
00:20:59,250 --> 00:21:01,460
you may not wanna hear this,
but you're going back to school,
435
00:21:01,542 --> 00:21:03,502
-I won't take no for an answer.
-Okay.
436
00:21:04,041 --> 00:21:05,421
Huh?
437
00:21:07,417 --> 00:21:09,707
-What changed your mind?
-You did.
438
00:21:14,792 --> 00:21:16,832
[gasps] You made it.
439
00:21:16,917 --> 00:21:18,877
I was afraid you weren't gonna show.
440
00:21:18,959 --> 00:21:21,079
Olive, sometimes you just gotta
441
00:21:21,166 --> 00:21:23,326
wipe the garbage off your butt
and keep going.
442
00:21:25,583 --> 00:21:27,463
Whoa. That was kinda random.
443
00:21:30,959 --> 00:21:32,289
Very funny.
444
00:21:34,041 --> 00:21:35,421
[classmates laughing]
445
00:21:36,000 --> 00:21:37,170
Ricky!
446
00:21:37,250 --> 00:21:41,170
I can't believe an international pop star
came to visit me at school.
447
00:21:41,250 --> 00:21:42,670
What?
448
00:21:42,750 --> 00:21:44,130
You wanna kiss me?
449
00:21:45,083 --> 00:21:46,133
Here?
450
00:21:46,208 --> 00:21:48,788
It's a little awkward,
but maybe they'll learn a few things.
451
00:21:50,250 --> 00:21:52,630
Yeah. She's kissing a giraffe.
452
00:21:52,709 --> 00:21:54,629
Get over it, people!
453
00:21:56,834 --> 00:21:58,214
[man] Oh, yeah!
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