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Now let's get back to
"so random!"
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okay, here's the plan.
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When that girl gets
out of class,
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you are gonna ask
her to the dance.
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Are you nervous?
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nah.
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When he gets nervous,
better bring your mop ?
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♪ it's not on porpoise
when he blows his top ♪
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♪ he's dolphin boy! ♪
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who da mammal?!
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I thought you said
you weren't nervous, man.
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Of course I am.
I mean, look at her.
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A girl like that would never
go for a guy like me.
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I'm half dolphin
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and she's all woman.
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Come on, man,
at least give it a shot.
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I know you can do this.
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You're right, I can.
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But I'd better
empty myself first.
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You done?
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Almost.
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Now I'm done.
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All right.
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Now I'm done.
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Just in time,
'cause here she comes.
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Randy, dolphin boy.
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Caitlin, I was
wondering if you'd like
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to go with me to the dance.
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Dolphin boy, of course, I'll
go to the dance with you.
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Who doesn't love dolphins?
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Yes!
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You got a date!
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Who da mammal?!
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See you saturday, dolphin boy.
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Until then, milady.
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♪ when he gets nervous,
better bring your mop ♪
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♪ it's not on porpoise
when he blows his top ♪
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♪ he's dolphin boy! ♪
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who da mammal?!
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And don't forget,
next week your favorite
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sketch comedy show "so random!
" welcomes a brand-new cast member--
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sonny munroe!
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That's me!
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I guess dreams
really do come true.
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♪ off to the races,
I'm going places ♪
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♪ might be a long shot,
not gonna waste it ♪
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♪ this is the big break
and it's calling my name ♪
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♪ yeah! ♪
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♪ so far, so great,
get with it ♪
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♪ at least that's
how I see it ♪
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♪ having a dream
is just the beginning ♪
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♪ so far, so great,
believe it ♪
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♪ can't take away
this feeling ♪
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♪ taking a ride
with chance on my side ♪
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♪ yeah, I can't wait ♪
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♪ so far, so great ♪
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♪ so far, so great ♪
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I can't believe
I'm really here. Mom!
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Aah! This is
so exciting!
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- all right, come here, hold still.
- Okay.
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Mom, stop it, stop it.
Cut it out.
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We don't need more
sun block. I'm inside.
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All right, I'm sorry.
It's not every day
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that I hand my beautiful
daughter over to show business.
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Look, mom,
we talked about this.
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Show business is not
going to change me.
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You've got a big head.
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I do not.
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I'm the same girl that I was
back home in wisconsin.
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With a much bigger head.
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My head is the exact
same size--
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whoa! I do have
a big head.
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Cool.
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There she is.
There's my new star.
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- mr. Pike.
- Please, it's marshall.
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Connie, we are so thrilled to
have sonny join our family.
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And I promise you, she's
in very good hands here.
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Good because you know what
we do to people in wisconsin
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who make promises
they can't keep.
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You make 'em into cheese.
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I can see where sonny
gets her sense of humor.
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Actually, I get it from my dad.
she's not kidding.
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- but she is hovering.
- All right.
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All right, I can t take a hint.
someone wants their mom to leave.
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Okay, come here before I go.
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Now I know I have said this
a million times, but--
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don't talk to strangers.
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No... but yes.
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Don't swim after eating?
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No... but yes.
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Don't skateboard
with a sucker in your mouth.
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I am trying to tell you
how proud I am of you.
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I just couldn't be prouder.
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You just put a little bit more
sun block on me, didn't you?
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No... but yes.
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Bye.
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Well, here we are, kiddo.
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This is the prop house.
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Oh, my gosh.
This is so cool.
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I've read about this place.
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Wow, this is where
the cast hangs out.
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This is the gnome
from the gnome sketch.
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And that's the sarcophagus
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from "the mummy
dearest" sketch.
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Wow!
And that's a pink hat
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that I've never
really seen before.
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Yep, one day there'll be props
in here from sketches you're in,
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or maybe one of your hats.
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Anyway, just know
as executive producer,
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I'm always here for you.
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Woman over p.a.
: marshall, your mother is on line four.
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Take a message.
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- and five.
- I gotta go.
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Don't you knock?
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Sorry, I didn't realize
anyone was here.
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But you're zora and I'm sonny.
I'm new.
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Obviously, otherwise
you would have knocked.
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Now if you don't mind.
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Come on.
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You and your shortcuts, man.
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How come you get
to be the chicken anyway?
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Because I have more
of a chicken body,
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and you have more
of an egg body.
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It's not fair.
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I always have to play the
thing that comes out of you.
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No no, I come out
of you sometimes.
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Oh, please.
You played the mother,
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I played the baby.
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You played the stomach,
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I played the barf.
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I thought you liked
being the barf, bro.
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I love being the barf.
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It's the funniest thing
that comes out of you.
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But you know...
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- hey, guys.
- Hello, there.
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Nico.
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But you knew that.
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Grady, but you knew that.
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And I'm sonny,
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but I knew that.
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But I knew that.
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Wait.
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You're that funny girl
from the internet.
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And you're the barf
and you're the stomach.
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That was an amazing sketch.
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Oh, my gosh. I loved your...
( imitates vomiting )
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and your...
( imitates vomiting )
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good times.
Good times.
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It's easy for you to say.
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You weren't playing the toilet.
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Hey, everyone.
Did you see?
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I'm on the cover
of "tween weekly" again!
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Yeah, yeah,
we're all on the cover.
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Really? 'Cause all
I see is me.
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Hi, tawni.
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I just wanted to say
I am such a huge fan.
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And honestly, you've been
a role model to me
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and my
friends back in wisconsin.
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We kind of feel like you're one of us.
hi, I'm sonny.
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Why am I being touched?
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Sorry.
I'm a hugger.
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Small world, so am I.
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Good, I see
you've met everyone.
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Yes, and I just wanted to say
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it is such an honor being
here working with you guys.
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Marshall,
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what does she mean
"working with us"?
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Well, she's our
newest cast member, tawn.
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You're remember?
we said goodbye to mandy on our last show?
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I remember the goodbye.
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I just didn't think there
was gonna be a hello.
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What are you talking about?
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He showed us her website.
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Yeah, and we all
got her photo, remember?
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Don't need another girl!
I'm the funny girl.
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And the pretty one!
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Nope, nope, don't remember.
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But welcome aboard.
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Marshall:
That's the attitude, tawn.
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You two are gonna
be fast friends.
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Hey, as a matter of fact, you
could give sonny the tour.
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I would love that.
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Let's go someone-y.
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It's sonny.
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My first day in hollywood and
I've already got a nickname.
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I've been
in hollywood 40 years.
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Never had a nickname.
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Okay, the tour is starting.
Keep up.
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This is where I get my snacks.
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This is where I learn.
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This is a camera,
which loves me.
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And finally,
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this is where I do
my costume changes,
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my makeup,
my preshow chillaxin.
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Cool.
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So where do I do
my preshow chillaxin?
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I'm sorry.
This concludes our tour.
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Wow, you're a fast changer.
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And you're a slow leaver.
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You think I'm a slow leaver?
you should have seen my mom this morning.
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I couldn't get her to leave.
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You wouldn't happen to know where
my dressing room is, do you?
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Wow, I don't wanna interrupt
your workout or anything,
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but you got quite
a wingspan there.
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You know, if I didn't
know any better,
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I'd think you were trying
to kick me in the face.
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Whoa, zora smells trouble.
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What's up there?
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Right now best seat
in the house.
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As you were.
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You know, for some reason,
she prefers to live up there
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like a common bat, rather
than down here with me.
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Yeah, that's a real
brain teaser.
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Just wanted to see how
you were settling in.
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Why is there gym equipment
on sonny's side of the room?
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This is my side of the room?
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This is her side of the room?
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Don't you remember?
I was very clear when mandy left
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that sonny would get
this side of the room.
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Nope, doesn't ring a bell.
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All right, well, we'll get all this
equipment back to the studio gym
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and let's give sonny
some space.
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I can feel
the chemistry already.
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No no, it's okay.
I can make this work.
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I'm a make-do kind of person,
so watch me make-do.
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I'll just-- I'll put
my jacket right here.
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And I'll just
chillax right here.
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- my make-do isn't
really working, is it?
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No.
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You wanna talk about it?
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Sure, grab a seat
and scooch on over
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comfortable, roomie?
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Less so by the minute.
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Let's think of the studio
as a school.
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I'm the head cheerleader
and you're the new kid.
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And you're all gung-ho and
wanting to join the squad.
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You've got all these great ideas
and you're full of enthusiasm.
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Yeah, that's right. I am.
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Well, knock it off.
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You're not wanted on the squad.
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But I'm already on the squad.
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Yes yes,
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but we don't need you
on the squad.
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Do we, pootie two shoes?
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Pootie two shoes?
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And we certainly don't
wanna hear your cheers.
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Not your "sis," or your
"boom" or your "bah."
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but what if I have
a really awesome "bah"?
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I don't care if it's the
greatest "bah" since--
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since sheep independence day.
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So stay on your side,
don't touch my stuff
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and keep out of my spotlight.
253
00:11:13,089 --> 00:11:15,136
Okay, then.
Let's go rehearse.
254
00:11:18,775 --> 00:11:21,434
If you could talk,
would you scream?
255
00:11:27,792 --> 00:11:30,026
You happy now?
Exact same costumes.
256
00:11:30,014 --> 00:11:31,919
Nobody's coming out
of anybody's anything.
257
00:11:32,545 --> 00:11:34,811
- how come your wings are bigger?
- Your antennas are longer.
258
00:11:34,798 --> 00:11:36,952
The good thing is you both
have the same sized brains.
259
00:11:37,378 --> 00:11:38,191
Okay, people,
260
00:11:38,399 --> 00:11:41,368
let's start rehearsing
tawni's queen bee sketch.
261
00:11:42,583 --> 00:11:46,271
Hey, heard you got the whole
"sis, boom, bah" speech.
262
00:11:46,201 --> 00:11:48,010
People are talking
about that already?
263
00:11:48,014 --> 00:11:50,294
Oh, no no.
I was eavesdropping.
264
00:11:50,280 --> 00:11:53,425
It's kind of my thing right now.
that and revenge.
265
00:11:53,376 --> 00:11:54,296
Wanna get some?
266
00:11:55,222 --> 00:11:57,063
No, I'm good.
But thanks.
267
00:11:57,323 --> 00:11:59,370
This is tawni's sketch.
She's the queen bee.
268
00:11:59,365 --> 00:12:01,888
I'm just the worker bee.
So I'm just gonna lay low,
269
00:12:01,864 --> 00:12:05,331
stay out of the way
and mind my own buzzness.
270
00:12:05,269 --> 00:12:07,346
All right, places, everybody.
271
00:12:13,617 --> 00:12:15,726
The good knight's approach.
272
00:12:15,868 --> 00:12:17,336
Hello, good knights.
273
00:12:17,354 --> 00:12:19,274
Good night?
but it's 2:00 in the afternoon.
274
00:12:19,274 --> 00:12:21,380
No no, not good night,
275
00:12:21,311 --> 00:12:24,794
- good knight.
- Silence!
276
00:12:24,732 --> 00:12:27,787
Which is exactly what we're gonna hear
if the audience watches this sketch.
277
00:12:27,741 --> 00:12:30,388
Stop, cut!
This isn't working.
278
00:12:30,359 --> 00:12:31,080
I agree.
279
00:12:31,128 --> 00:12:33,039
What is everybody
else doing wrong?
280
00:12:34,297 --> 00:12:36,288
Kids, this sketch...
281
00:12:36,796 --> 00:12:37,938
...stinks on ice.
282
00:12:38,424 --> 00:12:39,214
What are we gonna do?
283
00:12:40,181 --> 00:12:42,718
Maybe the problem is
there's one too many bees.
284
00:12:43,707 --> 00:12:44,762
No, that's not it.
285
00:12:44,797 --> 00:12:45,712
We gotta think bigger,
286
00:12:45,966 --> 00:12:46,570
bolder...
287
00:12:47,166 --> 00:12:48,847
...some other
"b" word.
288
00:12:48,857 --> 00:12:49,622
Boogers!
289
00:12:50,682 --> 00:12:52,813
Not boogers.
It has to be bee related.
290
00:12:53,433 --> 00:12:54,635
hand down. Ahem.
291
00:12:55,295 --> 00:12:55,745
nico: I got it!
292
00:12:55,804 --> 00:12:59,027
What we need is pool
filled with honey.
293
00:12:59,517 --> 00:13:01,494
Whenever you say you got it,
294
00:13:01,492 --> 00:13:02,695
you never got it.
295
00:13:03,688 --> 00:13:05,259
How about you, new girl,
you got something?
296
00:13:06,019 --> 00:13:07,804
Well, I might got something.
297
00:13:08,228 --> 00:13:08,900
Go on.
298
00:13:08,949 --> 00:13:12,012
Yes, please. sprinkle us with
your wisconsin funny dust.
299
00:13:13,188 --> 00:13:16,471
Well, what if tawni
was like a clumsy bee,
300
00:13:16,417 --> 00:13:18,376
you know, like a bumbling bee?
301
00:13:18,567 --> 00:13:20,832
And then we could get
distracted by things that,
302
00:13:21,222 --> 00:13:24,019
I don't know, bees get
distracted by, like flowers.
303
00:13:24,271 --> 00:13:26,053
- bzzzzz!
- Oh, yeah!
304
00:13:26,664 --> 00:13:28,711
'cause you know
we love the flowers.
305
00:13:31,314 --> 00:13:32,345
That's terrible.
306
00:13:32,381 --> 00:13:34,113
Terribly good.
What else you got?
307
00:13:34,120 --> 00:13:35,991
Well, what else do bees love?
308
00:13:35,993 --> 00:13:38,795
- they love to sting things.
- Yeah.
309
00:13:38,760 --> 00:13:41,453
Yes, okay, well, what if a
really old lady walks in
310
00:13:41,422 --> 00:13:42,766
with a really huge butt?
311
00:13:42,790 --> 00:13:44,632
That's great,
because old lady butts
312
00:13:44,635 --> 00:13:45,947
make great targets.
313
00:13:46,865 --> 00:13:48,013
So she walks over.
314
00:13:51,541 --> 00:13:52,547
And then she sees a penny.
"oh, look, I found a penny."
315
00:13:52,584 --> 00:13:53,935
"oh, look, I found a penny."
316
00:13:56,326 --> 00:13:58,854
all-you-can-sting
buttfet is open.
317
00:14:00,997 --> 00:14:02,930
That's beautiful.
I love it.
318
00:14:03,245 --> 00:14:05,413
Queen bee's out.
bumbling bee is in. lunch.
319
00:14:09,704 --> 00:14:11,615
You wanna buzz over
320
00:14:11,615 --> 00:14:12,676
and get some lunch?
321
00:14:17,835 --> 00:14:20,835
Honey, look at this.
Oranges, avocados,
322
00:14:20,971 --> 00:14:21,969
tube socks.
323
00:14:22,138 --> 00:14:23,935
All purchased
from a guy standing
324
00:14:23,940 --> 00:14:25,626
on a freeway off-ramp.
325
00:14:26,620 --> 00:14:28,542
I didn't even have to
get out of the car.
326
00:14:28,542 --> 00:14:29,509
What a town!
327
00:14:30,834 --> 00:14:32,506
Well, at least one
of us had a good day.
328
00:14:32,949 --> 00:14:34,740
Oh, come on.
Was it that bad?
329
00:14:35,163 --> 00:14:36,601
Let me put it this way:
330
00:14:36,620 --> 00:14:38,883
You slapping sunscreen
on my face was the highlight.
331
00:14:39,978 --> 00:14:43,056
Marshall's making me do this bee
sketch with tawni and she hates me.
332
00:14:43,521 --> 00:14:44,756
Do you want me to write a note?
333
00:14:45,268 --> 00:14:46,064
Mom!
334
00:14:47,045 --> 00:14:47,998
Look, come here.
335
00:14:49,520 --> 00:14:52,192
Honey, when chasing
your dreams,
336
00:14:52,355 --> 00:14:54,262
there's always gonna
be bumps on the road.
337
00:14:54,981 --> 00:14:57,012
Like that deer
we hit in colorado.
338
00:14:58,285 --> 00:15:00,560
What I'm trying to say is
that we did not travel
339
00:15:00,546 --> 00:15:04,343
all the way from wisconsin for you
to give up on your very first day.
340
00:15:04,773 --> 00:15:05,573
Well...
341
00:15:05,703 --> 00:15:07,109
...I didn't say
I was giving up.
342
00:15:07,818 --> 00:15:09,318
Okay, that's the spirit.
343
00:15:09,335 --> 00:15:12,550
Now just like that deer, you get
up and dust off your antlers
344
00:15:12,498 --> 00:15:14,918
and angrily kick in
our headlights.
345
00:15:15,630 --> 00:15:18,005
You want me to kick her
in her headlights?
346
00:15:18,195 --> 00:15:20,117
No. Look, I'll tell
you what you do.
347
00:15:20,415 --> 00:15:22,556
Go down there tomorrow
and you talk to tawni.
348
00:15:23,319 --> 00:15:24,179
Get away from me.
349
00:15:24,221 --> 00:15:25,781
Look, I'm trying to apologize
350
00:15:25,796 --> 00:15:27,670
I feel really bad about getting
off on the wrong foot.
351
00:15:27,672 --> 00:15:28,467
And...
352
00:15:28,512 --> 00:15:29,432
...I was thinking
353
00:15:29,472 --> 00:15:30,673
maybe we could start fresh.
354
00:15:32,124 --> 00:15:34,218
Are you shredding fan mail?
355
00:15:34,211 --> 00:15:35,225
Not mine.
356
00:15:36,639 --> 00:15:37,780
Done with grady.
357
00:15:37,811 --> 00:15:39,106
Where's the nico pile?
358
00:15:40,255 --> 00:15:41,036
What's this?
359
00:15:41,620 --> 00:15:44,432
Oh, well, I got you a little
something to say I'm sorry.
360
00:15:44,919 --> 00:15:45,685
Go ahead.
361
00:15:46,945 --> 00:15:48,520
Oh, look!
it's a fuzzy little friend
362
00:15:48,534 --> 00:15:50,308
for pootie two shoes.
Oh!
363
00:15:54,332 --> 00:15:55,410
It's a peace offering.
364
00:15:55,876 --> 00:15:58,345
Oh, a peace offering?
365
00:16:04,329 --> 00:16:06,548
Well, now it's a million
peace offerings.
366
00:16:08,695 --> 00:16:10,347
Look, you don't
have to forgive me,
367
00:16:10,357 --> 00:16:12,472
but we still have to do
that bee sketch together.
368
00:16:12,465 --> 00:16:13,693
Not gonna happen.
369
00:16:13,720 --> 00:16:15,749
But I just wanna be as good
as you in my first show
370
00:16:15,745 --> 00:16:16,822
as you are in every show.
371
00:16:17,303 --> 00:16:19,643
You have so much to teach me
and I have so much to learn.
372
00:16:19,626 --> 00:16:20,806
Flattery won't
get you anywhere.
373
00:16:21,060 --> 00:16:23,341
You're the funniest and
prettiest one on the show.
374
00:16:23,547 --> 00:16:25,516
My approach
to comedy is simple...
375
00:16:30,600 --> 00:16:32,881
If we're going to play those
bumbling bees of yours,
376
00:16:32,866 --> 00:16:34,833
here's something you
need to know about me.
377
00:16:34,831 --> 00:16:36,793
I don't play bumbling bees.
378
00:16:37,645 --> 00:16:39,863
Well, that's okay, because
I've got millions of ideas.
379
00:16:40,105 --> 00:16:42,277
I'm just glad we're finally
getting along better.
380
00:16:46,449 --> 00:16:48,824
Oh, so you're working
on sonny's sketch?
381
00:16:48,806 --> 00:16:51,252
No no no no, it's our sketch.
382
00:16:51,409 --> 00:16:52,987
It used to be my sketch.
383
00:16:53,001 --> 00:16:55,905
Used to be my dressing room.
used to be my show.
384
00:17:01,092 --> 00:17:02,019
Remember? We're bees
385
00:17:02,059 --> 00:17:04,464
we're happy happy bees.
386
00:17:04,968 --> 00:17:06,671
Fine, we're bees.
387
00:17:07,747 --> 00:17:09,888
Let's say a new bee
388
00:17:09,879 --> 00:17:11,158
arrives at the hive.
389
00:17:11,184 --> 00:17:13,464
And on her first day
she buzzed in
390
00:17:13,449 --> 00:17:15,197
and she thought
she knew everything
391
00:17:15,204 --> 00:17:17,733
and she threw out one
of her millions of ideas
392
00:17:17,709 --> 00:17:20,250
and she stung the queen bee
right in the back.
393
00:17:20,225 --> 00:17:22,067
How would that make you feel?
394
00:17:25,475 --> 00:17:26,881
I can't believe you stabbed me.
395
00:17:26,901 --> 00:17:28,899
I didn't stab you.
You stabbed yourself.
396
00:17:28,896 --> 00:17:31,470
You just stood there and watched,
which is just like stabbing.
397
00:17:31,444 --> 00:17:34,225
So it's really your fault.
I knew you were out to get me.
398
00:17:34,191 --> 00:17:35,346
I'm not out to get you.
399
00:17:35,376 --> 00:17:36,953
Here, you need to rinse it off.
400
00:17:38,556 --> 00:17:41,824
I'm sorry.
we need ointment and a bandage.
401
00:17:41,904 --> 00:17:42,513
Here.
402
00:17:43,420 --> 00:17:46,163
My queen bee cape.
That's my favorite cape!
403
00:17:46,130 --> 00:17:47,706
How many capes do you have?
404
00:17:48,827 --> 00:17:49,452
Here.
405
00:17:49,504 --> 00:17:51,431
Here we go.
Just-- no no no.
406
00:17:51,431 --> 00:17:52,894
- you're out of your mind.
- No, I'm not.
407
00:17:52,912 --> 00:17:54,904
- get away from me.
- Sorry, here. Take pootie.
408
00:17:54,902 --> 00:17:55,917
Pootie makes everything better.
409
00:17:55,953 --> 00:17:57,717
Don't touch my pootie!
410
00:18:01,415 --> 00:18:04,151
Pootie!
411
00:18:12,621 --> 00:18:15,654
Look at me.
I'm covered in pootie.
412
00:18:15,609 --> 00:18:16,784
I'm sorry.
413
00:18:16,814 --> 00:18:19,017
Sorry isn't gonna bring
pootie back now, is it?
414
00:18:19,006 --> 00:18:20,301
We'll get you a new
pootie two shoes.
415
00:18:20,326 --> 00:18:21,450
A better pootie two shoes.
416
00:18:21,631 --> 00:18:22,944
We'll get you a pootie
three shoes.
417
00:18:23,642 --> 00:18:26,065
Well, what about my pride, huh?
418
00:18:26,045 --> 00:18:27,435
That's been shredded too.
419
00:18:28,099 --> 00:18:30,440
Look, tawni, the last thing I ever
wanted to do was hurt your pride,
420
00:18:30,424 --> 00:18:31,910
and if I did, I'm really sorry.
421
00:18:31,927 --> 00:18:34,233
But now I just want
to make things better.
422
00:18:35,125 --> 00:18:37,878
Marshall, do you think you can add the
queen bee sketch back into the show?
423
00:18:37,845 --> 00:18:39,624
I think the bumbling bee
sketch is funnier.
424
00:18:39,908 --> 00:18:42,791
I don't, and let's see how
funny it is without me.
425
00:18:42,892 --> 00:18:44,808
But I can't do
the sketch without you.
426
00:18:45,158 --> 00:18:47,101
Then I guess just like pootie,
427
00:18:47,100 --> 00:18:48,921
the sketch is
no longer with us.
428
00:18:50,049 --> 00:18:53,455
- you know that pootie was a stuffed
anim-- - La la la la la la!
429
00:18:53,396 --> 00:18:56,222
Okay, that's it.
Ever since I've gotten here,
430
00:18:56,186 --> 00:18:58,856
I've been walking on eggshells trying
to keep the head cheerleader happy,
431
00:18:58,826 --> 00:19:00,328
but apparently,
that's impossible.
432
00:19:00,413 --> 00:19:02,668
I can "sis," and I can "boom"
433
00:19:02,655 --> 00:19:04,587
and my "bah" kicks butt,
thank you very much.
434
00:19:04,586 --> 00:19:06,498
'cause I am one bad bee.
435
00:19:07,352 --> 00:19:08,862
Oh, my gosh--
one bad bee.
436
00:19:08,878 --> 00:19:10,142
I got an idea for a new sketch,
437
00:19:10,169 --> 00:19:11,504
and it doesn't include tawni.
438
00:19:12,491 --> 00:19:12,960
I gotta go.
439
00:19:13,018 --> 00:19:14,200
Sis, boom, bye.
440
00:19:16,024 --> 00:19:16,915
You go, girl.
441
00:19:19,675 --> 00:19:20,654
You can go too.
442
00:19:23,787 --> 00:19:26,570
Announcer: let's get
back to "so random!"
443
00:19:26,788 --> 00:19:29,264
♪ sis boom buzz,
sis boom buzz ♪
444
00:19:29,242 --> 00:19:32,521
- you heard me. - ? Sis boom
buzzity buzz, sis boom buzz ?
445
00:19:32,603 --> 00:19:34,101
- ? sis boom buzz,
- You heard me.
446
00:19:34,118 --> 00:19:35,552
? sis boom buzz,
sis boom buzzity buzz
447
00:19:35,571 --> 00:19:38,226
♪ there's a new bee and it's
kind of hard to fit in ♪
448
00:19:38,197 --> 00:19:40,976
♪ when the queen bee
has the thinnest skin ♪
449
00:19:40,941 --> 00:19:43,663
♪ no matter how nice
you try to be ♪
450
00:19:43,631 --> 00:19:46,394
- ? she's always mean,
mean, mean, mean ? - Ow!
451
00:19:46,361 --> 00:19:48,072
Sorry.
? I try to be nice ?
452
00:19:48,080 --> 00:19:50,997
♪ but you see what it gets,
it's like jamming a stick ♪
453
00:19:50,957 --> 00:19:52,585
♪ inside a hornet's nest ♪
454
00:19:52,597 --> 00:19:55,092
♪ sis boom buzz,
sis boom buzz ♪
455
00:19:55,069 --> 00:19:58,228
- you heard me.
- ? Sis boom buzz, sis boom buzz ?
456
00:19:58,179 --> 00:20:00,084
- ? I'm not a stumbling bee ? - No!
457
00:20:00,084 --> 00:20:01,185
- ? a groveling bee ?
- No!
458
00:20:01,218 --> 00:20:04,201
- ? a stumbling, a fumbling,
a mumbling bee ? - No!
459
00:20:04,159 --> 00:20:05,429
- ? a jumbling bee ?
- No!
460
00:20:05,455 --> 00:20:06,799
- ? a rumbling bee ?
- No!
461
00:20:06,822 --> 00:20:09,659
♪ guess the only bee
that I can be is me. ♪
462
00:20:09,622 --> 00:20:10,479
yeah!
463
00:20:14,684 --> 00:20:16,809
Word to the hive!
464
00:20:16,801 --> 00:20:19,205
- yeah!
- Okay!
465
00:20:24,392 --> 00:20:27,564
Okay, people, great show.
coming back to the signoff in five.
466
00:20:28,250 --> 00:20:29,906
Nice job out
there tonight, kiddo.
467
00:20:30,079 --> 00:20:31,110
Thank you, marshall.
468
00:20:31,146 --> 00:20:33,394
Since it's your first show,
why don't you say good night?
469
00:20:33,381 --> 00:20:34,957
- both: what?
- In five...
470
00:20:34,971 --> 00:20:36,282
Four, three...
471
00:20:36,306 --> 00:20:39,163
announcer: now let's welcome
the cast of "so random!"
472
00:20:39,360 --> 00:20:42,251
well, that's our show, everybody,
and I just wanted to say
473
00:20:42,212 --> 00:20:43,748
for as long as I could remember
474
00:20:43,764 --> 00:20:45,668
it's always been a dream
of mine
475
00:20:45,668 --> 00:20:48,404
meeting the boys,
hanging with zora.
476
00:20:48,372 --> 00:20:50,104
And best of all,
477
00:20:50,111 --> 00:20:52,281
getting to work with one
of my true heroes
478
00:20:52,272 --> 00:20:54,008
and the inspiration
for our last sketch.
479
00:20:54,568 --> 00:20:56,209
Give up it for tawni hart.
480
00:21:00,736 --> 00:21:03,156
Well, that's our show,
everybody. Good night.
481
00:21:09,574 --> 00:21:11,699
So, we have a tradition on so ramdom
482
00:21:11,691 --> 00:21:12,830
first time you start an sketch.
483
00:21:12,861 --> 00:21:14,765
You get to hang out
a prop in the prop house
484
00:21:15,139 --> 00:21:17,030
so, I can hang this anywehere?
485
00:21:17,032 --> 00:21:18,202
Anywhere you like
486
00:21:18,232 --> 00:21:20,712
it's also a tradition we get
ice cream at the end of the show
487
00:21:21,803 --> 00:21:23,662
I'm gonna hang here for a sec
488
00:21:23,963 --> 00:21:24,520
all right cool.
489
00:21:24,575 --> 00:21:25,800
-we'll see you at the cafeteria then.
-Cool
490
00:21:25,875 --> 00:21:26,390
okay
491
00:21:36,260 --> 00:21:37,889
I'm on the show ?
492
00:21:37,901 --> 00:21:39,606
I'm in "so random!" ?
493
00:21:39,614 --> 00:21:41,305
I'm in the show ?
494
00:21:41,315 --> 00:21:43,615
I'm in hollywood,
yeah-- ?
495
00:21:43,942 --> 00:21:44,957
oh my gosh!
496
00:21:46,131 --> 00:00:00,000
Sweet!
I'm no longer the weird one.
497
00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000
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