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¶¶
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¶ Look at that sun Look at that sky
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¶ Look at my sweater vest I look so fly
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¶ Look at that mailbox Look at that tree
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¶ It's about as beautiful as it can be
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¶ Whoa
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¶ Today is gonna be exceptional
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¶ Never boring even for a minute
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¶ It's my world and we're all livin' in it
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¶ Whoa, whoa
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¶ Never boring even for a minute
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¶ It's my world and we're all livin' in it ¶
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So, what do you think
of the lemonade?
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It's, um... It's really
bad, Milo.
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Yeah, maybe I should've
used lemons.
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ZACK: Guys, guys!
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Hey, guess what?
My uncle is heading for
an agricultural conference,
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and he needs somebody to
do his farm chores today.
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And that someone is you?
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You sound like my dad.
He didn't think a city boy
like me could handle it.
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You? A city boy?
Handle it?
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I don't think so.
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Okay, I'm not sure
that was worth
a whole flashback, but...
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Anyhow, I'm going,
and I thought
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maybe if you guys didn't mind
getting your hands dirty...
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Are you kidding? I'm gonna
document the whole thing.
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Can you imagine Zack
with real pigs?
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All that squealing.
Zack. Not the pigs.
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Pretty sure this thing
with the udder is a cow.
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It's a goat, man.
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Yeah, this is gonna be fun.
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(BANJO MUSIC PLAYING)
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Zack! My favorite nephew.
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Bear hug!
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Hey, uncle Cornelius.
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These are my friends,
Milo and Melissa.
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Welcome, kids.
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Listen, Zack. Are you sure
you're gonna be able to
handle all these chores?
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My dad said the same thing.
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He doesn't think I can handle
it 'cause I'm a city boy.
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You? A city boy?
Handle it?
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I don't think so.
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Huh. Not sure that was worth
a whole flashback.
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(CHUCKLES) Right?
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Well, I sure do appreciate
you kids helping out.
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Here's a list of chores.
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Gotta run. See you
at supper time.
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Watch where you step.
It ain't all mud.
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First on the list
is milking a cow.
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With my hands!
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Just kidding. I got this.
I watched a video tutorial
online.
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Yeah, that's a guy
making pasta.
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This is just ridiculous.
We're completely lost.
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I'm going to call Mr. Block
and find out exactly where
we're supposed to be.
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Mr. Block, sir,
It's Cavendish and Dakota.
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We can't seem to find
the address.
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Well, look around and tell me what you see.
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All I can see is corn.
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You're there.
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And you're looking for this.
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It fell off a passing UFO and landed somewhere in that corn field.
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And please, remember to have fun.
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What's not fun about corn?
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Really? You throw away
the outside, you cook
the inside,
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then you eat the outside
of the inside, then throw away
the inside of the inside.
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It's stupid.
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I wasn't really expecting
an answer to that...
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Hey, look. There's a gate!
Let's go in there.
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Okay, let me handle this.
I know exactly what to say
to gain us entry.
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(BELL RINGING)
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Who are you and what do you want?
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Yes, hello, sir. My associate
and I were wondering
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if we could have a look
around your property...
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What are you looking for?
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We believe there may
be an artifact there.
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What artifact? What are you going on about?
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Well, you see, it's of alien
origin, and we work for
an organization...
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Alien?
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Well, yes, you know,
little green men?
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You're looking for aliens?
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Well, not exactly.
We believe that they dropped
something in your...
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Oh, I get it. You heard about aliens flying around here,
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and you wanna stake out my place and get a photo
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so you can sell it to the tabloids.
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Well, I didn't just fall off the turnip truck.
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Well, I didn't mean to...
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Well, I did fall off a truck once, but there were no turnips in it.
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Yes, I suppose that must...
Electronics!
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I'm sorry, what?
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That's what was in the truck I fell out of.
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You see, my brother-in-law works at...
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Yes, if we could just circle
back to the point here.
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You see, my friend and I...
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Look, you. If anyone's getting a photo of little green men to sell to the tabloids, it's me.
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My corn. My photo. Now git!
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You didn't say "please".
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What?
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You should've said "please".
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Couldn't hurt, you know.
Be polite.
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(SIGHS)
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(BELL RINGING)
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I told you to git! I'm not letting anyone on my farm, except those aliens.
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Would it make a difference
if I said... Please?
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(GATE BUZZING)
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How about that, Dakota?
I should've just said "please"
in the first place.
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You should've said
"pretty please".
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MELISSA: Okay, Zack,
here we go, door number one.
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Milking the cow.
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Oh, yuck, what is that
awful smell?
(FLIES BUZZING)
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Well, according to
the internet, it's farm.
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Oh, here we go.
What do you think, Zack?
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Is this a cow?
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Yeah, very funny, Melissa.
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I'm gonna record this
for posterity's sake.
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I saw how it's done
on the video.
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Okay. Just grab the udders
like this and gently sq...
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(MEOWS)
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Well, that's not right.
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And gently...
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(CHIRPING)
Sure. Sure. Why not?
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And gently squeeze...
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(SCREAMS)
It went in my mouth!
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Zack. It's milk.
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I know, but it just came
right out of the cow!
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(MOOING)
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(SCREAMING)
It went into my mouth...
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Hey, look, a milking machine.
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I wonder how we missed that.
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Oh, and look. Instructions.
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One, use the milking machine.
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That's all it says.
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Okay, Zack. You no longer
have to use your hands.
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Okay, no problem. I'll
just put these on the...
(SIGHS)
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(MEOWS)
(GRUNTING)
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(MEOWS LOUDLY)
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(MACHINE WHIRRING)
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(RAPID BEEPING)
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Despite Murphy's Law,
I still did the chore.
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(MOOING)
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Next, check Old Face Kicker's
back horseshoe.
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Question. His name is
Old Face Kicker?
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It's a little bit of
an exaggeration.
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Really?
Yeah, he's really
not that old.
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Um, as a follow-up question,
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does that mean that this chore
ends with someone being kicked
in the face?
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Don't worry about it.
I brought face protection.
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Oh, hey, look.
It's just a little rock.
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Now, that was easy.
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Wow. Looks like we got
a free ride on this...
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Whatever, I finished
the chore.
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Looks like he's not
going to let us in.
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Wait, remember what
the farmer said?
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No.
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You? A city boy?
Handle it?
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I don't think so.
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What was that?
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I have no idea.
I think it was
somebody else's flashback.
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Anyway, what the farmer said
was that
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the only ones he would
let on his property
were the aliens.
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So...
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Ooh...
(BELL RINGING)
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Oh, great.
He's not even there.
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Come on. Let's just
climb the fence.
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Next, "Build a scarecrow using
the Benign Deluxe Scarecrow
Assembly Module provided."
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Okay, will do.
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(ALARM BLARING)
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(GASPS AND SCREAMS)
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(YELLING)
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I guess "benign" is
a relative term.
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Whatever.
I finished the chore.
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(CROW CAWS)
You are the chore.
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And as supper time approaches,
we reach our final chore.
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ALL: Slop the pigs.
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(CHUCKLES)
The little guy likes you.
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MELISSA:
Well, you found a friend.
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(OINKING)
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Aw, look at the smelly
little guy.
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I'm gonna call you
Stinky McStinksteen.
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Say oink.
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Well, you know what they say.
Life on the farm is filled
with...
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(CHICKENS CLUCKING)
(MELISSA SQUEALS)
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(GRUNTS)
(SQUEALING)
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No!
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You know, Murphy's Law
used to be a lot more
nuanced and complex.
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Now stuff just explodes.
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FARMER: My alien plan worked.
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Well, I'm gonna get me
some pictures and sell 'em
to the tabloids!
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We'll never find it...
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Blasted ill-fitting costumes.
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Well, excuse me, they were
the only alien costumes I had
in the van. (GRUNTS)
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Wait, I think that's
the thing up there.
(SQUEALING)
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Voila! Alien trash.
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(SQUEALING)
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Look. The alien trash.
That's it.
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(LOUD SQUEALING)
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The aliens!
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(ALL SCREAMING)
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¶ Don't know what you want from me
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¶ Don't know if we need a referee
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¶ But I go down this road
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¶ 'Cause it's the path of least resistance
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¶ Do you wanna run this race?
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¶ Baby, you just name the time and place
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¶ And I'll be there I'll be there
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¶ 'Cause I can really go the distance
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¶ But if I chase you and you chase me
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¶ We just go round and round and round
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¶ I can think of better use for our energies
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¶ We can find a common ground
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¶ It would be nice if we could compromise
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¶ And simply just agree
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¶ Yes, it would be nice, but in actuality
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¶ I chase you you chase me
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¶ Till the cycle stops repeating
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¶ It looks like I'm gonna take a beating
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¶ But I'm not flowing into town
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¶ No, it's just an observation
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¶ Don't know if we're ever getting out
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¶ We're just stuck here in this roundabout
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¶ But I can do this all day long
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¶ This exact same conversation
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¶ But if I chase you and you chase me
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¶ We just go round and round and round
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¶ I can think of better use for our energies
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¶ If we can find a common ground
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¶ It would be nice if we could compromise
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¶ And simply just agree
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¶ Yes, it would be nice, but in actuality
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¶ I chase you you chase me ¶
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Well, I'll be dog-gone!
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You not only did
all your chores,
you harvested the corn.
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Not sure about
your fashion choices,
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but we'll make a farm boy
out of you yet.
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Yeah!
Oh, thanks, Uncle Cornelius.
That's, uh...
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That's how
us city boys roll.
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MARCUS: So, Zack,
how'd you get along
at Uncle Cornelius' farm?
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We had a great time, Dad.
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We milked the cow.
Took a stone out of
Old Face Kicker's shoe.
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Slopped the pigs.
Made some scarecrows
and we harvested the corn.
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Just the three of you?
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Yup.
I'm very impressed.
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But when did you have time
to pose for this picture?
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¶ It's my world and we're all livin' in it ¶
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(BEEPING)
MILO: Time.
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How's the practice going?
Pretty good.
246
00:11:19,546 --> 00:11:22,176
We are so gonna win
that Build a Bot contest!
247
00:11:22,182 --> 00:11:23,252
(POWERING UP)
248
00:11:27,287 --> 00:11:31,057
Well, I'm glad it was
apple sauce today
instead of Sloppy Joe's.
249
00:11:31,058 --> 00:11:33,558
Oh, here, Joni.
Sorry about that.
250
00:11:33,560 --> 00:11:37,330
Thank you, Milo.
Oh, um, here's your robot.
251
00:11:37,330 --> 00:11:40,000
Oh, thank you.
I'll see you later, Joni.
252
00:11:40,000 --> 00:11:41,430
Bye, Milo.
253
00:11:41,435 --> 00:11:44,795
Is it supposed to do that?
Uh, yes.
254
00:11:44,805 --> 00:11:47,035
Are you coming to
the science fair this weekend?
255
00:11:47,040 --> 00:11:51,140
I wish. My dad signed me up
for some program where
women mentor girls.
256
00:11:51,144 --> 00:11:53,184
It's called You Go, Girl.
257
00:11:53,180 --> 00:11:55,150
¶ You go, girl ¶
258
00:11:56,183 --> 00:11:58,653
I suggested we go on
a ride along with the cops,
259
00:11:58,652 --> 00:12:00,852
but my mentor wants
to meet for knitting and tea.
260
00:12:00,854 --> 00:12:03,024
Dad thinks I need
more "femergy."
261
00:12:03,023 --> 00:12:04,693
Yeah, I can see it.
262
00:12:04,691 --> 00:12:07,231
I take it back.
You're a delicate flower.
263
00:12:08,528 --> 00:12:10,558
Great, I'm going to spend
a whole day doing stuff
264
00:12:10,564 --> 00:12:12,434
that someone else thinks
I should like.
265
00:12:12,432 --> 00:12:13,502
(ZAPPING)
266
00:12:20,440 --> 00:12:21,540
Cool!
267
00:12:21,541 --> 00:12:22,911
(GRUNTING)
268
00:12:22,909 --> 00:12:24,239
Awesome!
269
00:12:29,516 --> 00:12:30,816
(VOCALIZES)
270
00:12:32,686 --> 00:12:34,686
Time travel is way cooler
than knitting.
271
00:12:34,688 --> 00:12:35,918
(GRUNTING)
272
00:12:42,129 --> 00:12:44,959
This is the kind of
ride-along I was... Oh!
273
00:12:44,965 --> 00:12:46,965
Stay down! Drive! Drive!
274
00:12:47,768 --> 00:12:48,828
(GRUNTS)
275
00:12:48,835 --> 00:12:51,335
Wait! You forgot me!
276
00:12:51,338 --> 00:12:55,038
This is bringing back
really terrible memories.
277
00:12:58,044 --> 00:12:59,884
Wait. You forgot me.
278
00:13:02,249 --> 00:13:04,049
Wait. You forgot me.
279
00:13:04,050 --> 00:13:05,220
(CHEERING)
280
00:13:06,253 --> 00:13:07,953
Wait. You forgot me.
281
00:13:10,891 --> 00:13:13,161
Hello. I'm Dr. Doofenshmirtz.
282
00:13:13,160 --> 00:13:17,830
I'm a former evil scientist,
now just a...
A scientist, I guess.
283
00:13:17,831 --> 00:13:21,001
And I'll be judging
your robots today
at the science fair.
284
00:13:21,001 --> 00:13:24,001
You know, I built
my first robot at your age,
285
00:13:24,004 --> 00:13:26,074
and then it built
another robot.
286
00:13:26,072 --> 00:13:27,742
And that one destroyed
the first robot.
287
00:13:27,741 --> 00:13:29,411
And then that robot
built another robot,
288
00:13:29,409 --> 00:13:31,779
which turned around
and destroyed...
289
00:13:31,778 --> 00:13:33,748
Anyway, you get the idea,
290
00:13:33,747 --> 00:13:36,677
it's just a bunch of robots
building and destroying
each other and, uh...
291
00:13:36,683 --> 00:13:40,083
So, you know, let that be
a lesson to you.
292
00:13:41,588 --> 00:13:44,658
Anywho, here's a box of parts,
you have three hours!
293
00:13:44,658 --> 00:13:46,758
I have to be
an impartial judge,
294
00:13:46,760 --> 00:13:49,190
so I'm taking points off your
team just because I know you.
295
00:13:49,196 --> 00:13:52,156
Um, that's not really
how that works, Dr. D.
296
00:13:52,165 --> 00:13:54,195
Yeah, yeah, whatever.
Three hours. Bye.
297
00:13:56,303 --> 00:13:58,143
All right, who are you?
298
00:13:58,138 --> 00:14:02,168
I'm Melissa. Yeah, you chased
Zack and me into the sewers.
Remember?
299
00:14:02,175 --> 00:14:05,605
Even if I did, I wouldn't
tell you. Everything I do
is classified.
300
00:14:05,612 --> 00:14:08,712
So, I'm going to
wipe your memory and dump you
back where I found you.
301
00:14:08,715 --> 00:14:11,615
Wait! Wait! I've got an idea,
you could be my mentor.
302
00:14:11,618 --> 00:14:13,518
We'd be a great team.
What do you think?
303
00:14:13,520 --> 00:14:15,720
Sorry, kid, I'm not really
the mentoring type.
304
00:14:15,722 --> 00:14:18,392
Savannah, I see you got the briefcase. Good.
305
00:14:18,391 --> 00:14:22,031
Oh, hey! You finally signed up for the Spy Little Sister mentoring program!
306
00:14:22,028 --> 00:14:25,198
That's great! I'll remember this in your next review.
307
00:14:25,198 --> 00:14:28,468
Oh, um, yes.
That's what I did.
308
00:14:28,468 --> 00:14:31,468
Excellent! You good at keeping secrets there, Little Sister?
309
00:14:31,471 --> 00:14:32,571
I, um...
310
00:14:32,572 --> 00:14:35,272
Good enough for me, kid.
311
00:14:35,274 --> 00:14:37,984
In less than three hours, a homemade robot will go on a rampage
312
00:14:37,978 --> 00:14:39,338
and wipe out half of the city.
313
00:14:39,346 --> 00:14:41,576
I need you two to go forward in time
314
00:14:41,581 --> 00:14:44,221
and see what went wrong, then go back in time to fix it!
315
00:14:44,217 --> 00:14:46,647
Wait! My best friends are at
a robot-building competition
316
00:14:46,653 --> 00:14:49,493
right now at
our middle school.
We have to go there.
317
00:14:49,489 --> 00:14:52,059
I guess, since now
you're my mentee.
318
00:14:52,058 --> 00:14:55,758
Good! Milo will be there,
and I have years of experience
with Murphy's Law...
319
00:14:55,762 --> 00:14:58,702
And are you good at using
your hands and feet
as deadly weapons?
320
00:14:58,698 --> 00:15:00,158
I, um... Yes.
321
00:15:00,166 --> 00:15:02,066
Good enough for me, kid.
322
00:15:08,241 --> 00:15:10,211
Paris was fun.
323
00:15:10,210 --> 00:15:13,910
Say, young man, you haven't
seen a girl looking for
a teahouse, have you?
324
00:15:13,914 --> 00:15:15,914
No, why?
325
00:15:15,916 --> 00:15:20,516
I had a day of knitting and
tea drinking planned with
my You Go Girl mentee.
326
00:15:20,520 --> 00:15:22,550
But she's a no-show.
327
00:15:22,555 --> 00:15:24,915
It's so unpleasant
to be left behind.
328
00:15:25,458 --> 00:15:26,818
I like tea.
329
00:15:26,826 --> 00:15:30,086
¶ There's a whole lot of things in this world
330
00:15:30,096 --> 00:15:32,126
¶ You just don't know, girl
331
00:15:32,132 --> 00:15:33,632
¶ You go, girl
332
00:15:33,633 --> 00:15:38,143
¶ And you don't have to figure them out all on your own, girl
333
00:15:38,138 --> 00:15:40,738
¶ You go, girl
334
00:15:40,740 --> 00:15:43,210
¶ So log in to our enrollment center
335
00:15:43,209 --> 00:15:46,109
¶ Our algorithm will match you with your perfect mentor
336
00:15:46,112 --> 00:15:51,582
¶ And so, girl You can go, girl ¶
337
00:15:51,584 --> 00:15:53,894
(LAUGHING)
338
00:15:53,887 --> 00:15:55,287
Extra, extra!
(PEOPLE SCREAMING)
339
00:15:55,288 --> 00:15:59,018
Read about the disaster
that's happening right now
in real time!
340
00:16:00,327 --> 00:16:02,327
Hey, you with the newspaper.
What happened?
341
00:16:02,329 --> 00:16:05,299
Monster robot ruins
science fair!
342
00:16:05,298 --> 00:16:07,128
I have to find out
how this started.
343
00:16:07,133 --> 00:16:08,303
And save my friends?
344
00:16:08,301 --> 00:16:09,871
Oh, yes. And that.
345
00:16:11,137 --> 00:16:13,337
(SCREAMING)
346
00:16:24,784 --> 00:16:26,124
(SCREAMING)
347
00:16:26,119 --> 00:16:27,189
(GRUNTING)
348
00:16:35,795 --> 00:16:36,925
Holy smokes!
349
00:16:36,930 --> 00:16:39,760
Zack, Milo. Are you Okay?
What happened?
350
00:16:39,766 --> 00:16:44,496
I don't know. Things were
going great one minute
and the next, mayhem.
351
00:16:44,504 --> 00:16:45,774
And not the normal kind.
352
00:16:45,772 --> 00:16:48,342
We were just finishing
our night light robot when...
353
00:16:48,341 --> 00:16:50,341
ROBOT: Don't be afraid of the dark.
354
00:16:50,343 --> 00:16:52,213
Oh, bulb's out.
Let me go grab another one.
355
00:17:02,389 --> 00:17:04,689
ROBOT: Be afraid of me.
356
00:17:07,560 --> 00:17:10,900
Oh, yes. And I'll take this, too.
357
00:17:10,897 --> 00:17:14,167
It's about to get real up in here.
358
00:17:14,167 --> 00:17:16,397
Hmm. You know,
that red light bulb did come
359
00:17:16,403 --> 00:17:18,173
from that box of
Dr. D's old stuff,
360
00:17:18,171 --> 00:17:20,201
and he did used to be
an evil scientist, so...
361
00:17:20,206 --> 00:17:22,706
I've got to get that bulb
and save the city.
362
00:17:22,709 --> 00:17:25,539
Hey, wait a minute.
I thought you were
off getting "femergy."
363
00:17:25,545 --> 00:17:28,375
This is what "femergy"
looks like. Boom!
364
00:17:30,884 --> 00:17:32,084
Delicate flower.
365
00:17:34,854 --> 00:17:36,194
ROBOT: Stand still.
366
00:17:36,189 --> 00:17:38,389
Where are you goi... Oh, ow, ow.
367
00:17:40,360 --> 00:17:42,930
Now, you'll... Oh.
(GRUNTS)
368
00:17:42,929 --> 00:17:44,199
I found out what went wrong.
369
00:17:44,197 --> 00:17:45,257
Great!
370
00:17:49,903 --> 00:17:52,543
ROBOT: It's so unpleasant to be left behind.
371
00:17:52,539 --> 00:17:54,609
MELISSA: The robot went nuts
after Milo and Zack
372
00:17:54,607 --> 00:17:57,407
put in the red light bulb
they got from
Dr. Doofenshmirtz.
373
00:17:57,410 --> 00:18:00,880
Heinz Doofenshmirtz?
No mention of an address
in this time frame.
374
00:18:00,880 --> 00:18:02,110
He's off the grid.
375
00:18:02,115 --> 00:18:04,675
Actually, he's crashing
on Milo's couch.
376
00:18:04,684 --> 00:18:06,424
Not bad, Little Sister.
377
00:18:10,223 --> 00:18:12,723
DOOFENSHMIRTZ:
¶ Chop, chop, chop Chop away at my heart
378
00:18:12,725 --> 00:18:13,785
¶ I can feel it... ¶
379
00:18:14,527 --> 00:18:16,587
(BOTH YELLING)
380
00:18:17,864 --> 00:18:20,304
Come on, we gotta
jump ahead 15 minutes!
381
00:18:20,300 --> 00:18:22,200
I will never un-see that.
382
00:18:33,546 --> 00:18:34,876
Oh, hello again.
383
00:18:34,881 --> 00:18:38,481
Where are the boxes of robot
parts for the science fair?
384
00:18:38,485 --> 00:18:41,115
I had some nice young man
from the school pick them up
yesterday.
385
00:18:41,121 --> 00:18:43,221
Lugging boxes is bad
for my posture.
386
00:18:43,223 --> 00:18:45,093
Was there a red light bulb
in there?
387
00:18:45,091 --> 00:18:48,461
Wait the Turn-Inanimate-
Objects-Evil-Inator bulb
was in that box?
388
00:18:48,461 --> 00:18:51,601
I can't imagine
I would've been
irresponsible enough to...
389
00:18:51,598 --> 00:18:52,698
Oh, yeah, probably...
390
00:18:56,903 --> 00:18:59,303
Take us to Jefferson G. County
Middle School.
391
00:19:05,411 --> 00:19:06,641
You wait right here.
392
00:19:06,646 --> 00:19:08,806
No, no, I'm your mentee.
Use me.
393
00:19:08,815 --> 00:19:12,315
Um, okay, go distract your
friends and keep them
from making that robot.
394
00:19:12,318 --> 00:19:15,588
I'm going to find that box
with the red bulb
and save the city.
395
00:19:15,588 --> 00:19:18,488
Okay, okay, I'm on it!
Go, team!
396
00:19:23,163 --> 00:19:24,233
Got 'em!
397
00:19:28,635 --> 00:19:31,365
And they say
Argon is an inert gas.
398
00:19:31,371 --> 00:19:33,171
Your robot is going to go nuts
and destroy the city,
399
00:19:33,173 --> 00:19:34,713
There's an evil light bulb
in your box of parts.
400
00:19:34,707 --> 00:19:36,437
Or, "Hi, Milo".
401
00:19:36,442 --> 00:19:38,042
Yeah, that's very rude,
Melissa.
402
00:19:38,044 --> 00:19:39,614
I'll punch you later.
Now come on.
403
00:19:39,612 --> 00:19:42,782
You guys sit over here,
and don't make an evil robot.
404
00:19:49,822 --> 00:19:50,892
(BUBBLING)
405
00:19:54,861 --> 00:19:56,191
Thanks, Ma'm.
406
00:19:56,196 --> 00:19:57,556
Ma'm?
407
00:19:57,564 --> 00:19:58,804
(BEEPING)
408
00:19:59,365 --> 00:20:00,425
(DINGS)
409
00:20:04,304 --> 00:20:05,374
Huh?
410
00:20:05,371 --> 00:20:07,211
(YELLS)
It's the bulb!
411
00:20:07,207 --> 00:20:08,267
(GRUNTING)
412
00:20:14,914 --> 00:20:17,884
¶ When the going gets tough, the tough get going
413
00:20:17,884 --> 00:20:20,524
¶ You know, girl ¶ You go, girl
414
00:20:20,520 --> 00:20:23,490
¶ So, when you're out in the field and use Krav Maga
415
00:20:23,489 --> 00:20:26,489
¶ You go, girl
416
00:20:26,492 --> 00:20:29,092
¶ I don't think that we're overstepping
417
00:20:29,095 --> 00:20:32,325
¶ When you see how hard we're being a lethal weapon
418
00:20:32,332 --> 00:20:36,402
¶ You gotta throw an old broken combo, go girl
419
00:20:36,402 --> 00:20:39,142
¶ You go, girl ¶ You gotta go, girl
420
00:20:39,138 --> 00:20:41,908
Plastic doesn't
conduct electricity.
421
00:20:43,343 --> 00:20:46,543
¶ You go, girl ¶ You go, girl
422
00:20:46,546 --> 00:20:48,606
¶ Go, girl ¶
423
00:20:48,615 --> 00:20:49,745
Can you reach the bulb?
424
00:20:50,116 --> 00:20:51,446
I got this.
425
00:20:53,019 --> 00:20:54,089
Lights out.
426
00:20:55,288 --> 00:20:57,288
(ALL CHEERING)
427
00:20:57,290 --> 00:20:59,020
Great job, Melissa.
428
00:20:59,025 --> 00:21:00,555
Nice "femergy!"
429
00:21:00,560 --> 00:21:01,630
Boom!
430
00:21:01,628 --> 00:21:03,188
I have to take off, mentee.
431
00:21:03,196 --> 00:21:05,626
How did I do?
Good enough for me, kid.
432
00:21:05,632 --> 00:21:08,472
Oh, yeah, by the way,
you're probably gonna get
an email with a little survey.
433
00:21:08,468 --> 00:21:10,268
If you could, just, you know,
give me all tens.
434
00:21:10,270 --> 00:21:12,740
That would really help
with my next review.
435
00:21:12,739 --> 00:21:14,809
You got it. G-Go, team!
(CHUCKLES)
436
00:21:15,575 --> 00:21:16,965
Catch you later, partner.
437
00:21:16,976 --> 00:21:19,336
Oh, right. Brick.
438
00:21:22,615 --> 00:21:23,675
(ZAPPING)
439
00:21:24,317 --> 00:21:26,617
Okay, that's enough "femergy".
440
00:21:27,654 --> 00:21:28,724
(ZAPPING)
441
00:21:30,556 --> 00:21:32,786
Finally.
He was so needy.
442
00:21:32,792 --> 00:21:35,192
¶ It's my world and we're all livin' in it ¶
443
00:21:36,129 --> 00:21:38,559
¶ Go, Milo Go, Milo, go
444
00:21:38,564 --> 00:21:40,974
¶ Oh, thanks, everybody That is so motivational
445
00:21:40,967 --> 00:21:43,527
¶ Go, Milo Go, Milo, go
446
00:21:46,172 --> 00:21:48,942
¶ Whoa
447
00:21:48,941 --> 00:21:51,681
¶ I'm not sitting here watching the world turn
448
00:21:51,678 --> 00:21:53,638
¶ You know I'd rather spin it
449
00:21:53,646 --> 00:21:56,106
¶ Go, Milo Go, Milo, go
450
00:21:56,115 --> 00:21:58,675
¶ It's my world and we're all livin' in it ¶
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