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There he is.
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Hi, Milo.
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I can't believe
we're getting extra credit
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just for going
to an opera.
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You ever sit through
an opera before?
We're earning it.
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Oh! There's Amanda.
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Amanda, huh?
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Oh, no, no,
it's just that...
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She's someone
we know from school,
you know?
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How's my cast?
One of your best.
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Excuse me.
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Hey, Amanda.
Milo!
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Uh, I mean, hi, Milo.
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(CHUCKLES AWKWARDLY)
What are you doing here?
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Extra credit
for Mrs. White's class.
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You can sit with us
in the center if you want.
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I bought an extra seat
in case mine got destroyed.
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How would your seat
get destroyed?
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It's best
not to speculate.
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Okay, that's why
I'm, well...
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I'm a little nervous.
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What I love
about opera is that
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it's so well-rehearsed
and predictable.
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And the thing is,
there's just so much
that could go wrong
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in this general area.
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Oh, that!
(BONE CRACKS)
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Oh, don't worry!
Murphy's Law or not,
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the show must go on.
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I hope so because
it's just that I have...
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Milo.
Huh? Oh!
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Because I'm using up
three of my scheduled
enjoyment hours for this.
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You schedule time
to enjoy things?
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How else am I
going to fit it in?
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Wow! Every minute
of your day is
accounted for.
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"Wednesday, 10:50 to 10:55,
peel and eat an orange."
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This opera takes exactly
two hours and 11 minutes,
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plus, I set aside
an extra 1.5 minutes,
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for an ovation,
just in case
it's really good.
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My enjoyment hours
are very precious to me,
nothing can go wrong.
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Don't worry, Amanda,
I'll be there to help.
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Oh, that's great.
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You realize that
you could shave
a good three minutes
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of your orange peeling time
if you switch to tangerines.
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Noted.
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So what's with
the big ugly tie?
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This is an ascot.
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The last time
I wore something that big,
they brought me a lobster.
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What I'm saying is,
it looks like
a lobster bib.
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When you're in a restaurant
and you order a lobster...
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I get it!
Excuse me.
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May I have some
pistachios, please?
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I'm sorry, my good man,
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but it seems that we're
fresh out of pistachios
at the moment.
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Yeah, we're all out.
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But, aren't
those pistachios
right behind you?
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Yes, well, uh,
you see...
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Those are
display pistachios.
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We're not allowed to sell
display pistachios.
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Wouldn't you prefer
a rubbery-like
woodland creature
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to chew on
instead, hmm?
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Actually, I'd really prefer
some pistachios, please.
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I think he's
hypnotized himself.
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Fine.
I'll give you four.
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It's righty-tighty,
leftie-loosie.
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I know how
dispensers work.
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Uh, what's the problem?
Are you guys new at this?
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That's a rather
presumptuous accusation.
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Yes. It's not like
we tied up the guy
who usually does this
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and stashed him
in the basement.
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Man, that's a long way to go
for a night off, Bob!
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(SHRUGS)
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Here, give me a boost,
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there's gotta be a lock
or something up here.
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Would you
please hurry up?
DAKOTA: I don't see anything.
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Well, what do you know?
It's a righty-loosie
dispenser.
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Whoa! Whoa! Whoa!
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Oh, no! Hold on.
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(CRASHING)
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You had one job.
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Yeah, you had
the same job.
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I think you'll like
this opera.
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It's about a morally
conflicted crime boss
who's seeing a therapist.
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Whatever. Extra
credit's extra credit.
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(MUSIC PLAYING)
Oh, it sounds like
they're ready to start.
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Where's Milo?
I better go find him.
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We got pistachios
all over the place.
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Are you bragging
or should I get a broom?
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How is that
even bragging?
I'll get a broom.
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♪ How dare a Baritonecome into our deli
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♪ He's luckyI don't punch himin the belly... ♪
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Ah, those lights up there,
they seem a little
loose to me.
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Ah, they'll be all right.
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Unless someone
accidentally leans on
that backdrop too hard,
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hitting that fireman's ax,
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causing it to fall
on the floor,
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startling that rat
who runs into that lamp,
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causing it to fall over,
knocking into
those tie-offs,
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causing that rope
to come loose.
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STEVE:
Wait a minute. Whoa, whoa!
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How could that lamp
hit those ropes?
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PHIL: No, no, no,
not that lamp.
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That lamp
and those ropes.
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STEVE: Oh, I see.
What about that
sandbag over there?
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PHIL: Not important.
Anyway, if all that happens,
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then I suppose
you'd have a problem.
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Ah, good enough,
I guess.
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Or that rope could just
slip off 'cause I didn't
really tie it very tight.
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Say, where'd you get that?
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I got a stash in
the back. Come on.
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♪ You know, that Baritonethinks he's gonna tell us...
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Ooh! Better
make sure those
lights don't fall
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and knock out
those actors.
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That would seriously
mess with Amanda's
enjoyment hours.
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♪ ...I hear you shaking
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♪ I'll box his earsand all will hear his ringing
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CHORUS:
♪ We hear you, boss
MAN: ♪ Yes?
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Oh, no! Zack, look.
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♪ Then he's going towake up with a horse? ♪
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I don't remember
this opera having
a dog in it.
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Diogee, go home.
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(WHIMPERS)
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This is different
than the last time
I saw it.
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(INHALES, EXHALES)
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Deep cleansing breath.
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Don't you yoga me.
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♪ He's singingon our turf
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♪ You know, I thinkhe wants to fight us
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♪ If he doesn'twatch his step
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♪ I'm gonna give himlaryngitis ♪
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Milo, what are
you doing?
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I'm making sure
nothing goes wrong
back here.
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Amanda's scheduled
enjoyment hours
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don't just grow
on trees, you know.
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She only has the two hours,
12 minutes and change,
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if there's an ovation.
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Yeah, I think
that ovation ship
may have sailed.
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I just hope
nothing else goes wrong.
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And that ship
is sailing right now.
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♪ He'll be sleepingwith a mackerel
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♪ This is war!
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♪ That's notyour call to make
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♪ A music war♪ This is a big mistake
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♪ We're going to war
(WOMAN SHRIEKS)
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♪ Why can't you see?♪ A music war
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♪ Stop singing over me
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♪ This is warA music war ♪
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Oh, no!
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Zack, flip that
switch back.
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No, the other switch.
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♪ War ♪
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(SIGHS) And no one's
the wiser.
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You're a calm
blue ocean.
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♪ That baritone'sa bother
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♪ He's notsinging in my key
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♪ And nowI've got this music war
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♪ It's such anxiety...
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Hey, Milo,
look at the chandelier,
it's slipping.
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Well, that's not good.
I'm on it.
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♪ It keeps me wide awakeat night and gives mepanic attacks
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♪ So I've come hereto your office
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♪ To tell youall my thoughts
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♪ There's also issueswith my mother...
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♪ I'm afraid that's allthe time we've got ♪
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Oh, boy! That was
probably my bad.
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Uh-oh!
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(GLASS SHATTERS)
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(ORCHESTRA CONTINUES)
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I better get out of here
before something else...
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♪ Come on...
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(MUSIC RESUMES)
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♪ Come on...
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(MUSIC RESUMES)
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♪ Come on...
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(MUSIC RESUMES)
♪ Come on...
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(SCREAMING)
(QUACKING)
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(MUSIC RESUMES)
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♪ Come on... ♪
(RUMBLING)
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(CLICKS TONGUE)
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(CAT MEOWS)
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♪ Come on, Baritone,it's time for a fight
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♪ Step out of the shadowsand into the light
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(TIGHT-LIPPED)
That was your cue.
We haven't got all night.
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Mr. Baritone,
you're on.
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I'm not
going out there.
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(ENGINE STARTS)
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(VEHICLE DRIVES AWAY)
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(GASPING)
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The show must go on.
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♪ I'm over here
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♪ You're shorterthan I remember
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♪ It's the physiquethat I was cursed with
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♪ I'll admitthat I'm confused
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♪ You're not the onethat I rehearsed with
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♪ I think we've goneoff book
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♪ Now, I believethis scene we're botching
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♪ But I feelwe should go on
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♪ Because there'sall these peoplewatching
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♪ So I guess thatyou're a baritone
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♪ And nowwe have to fight
200
00:09:01,540 --> 00:09:04,880
♪ I'm a Mezzo-soprano,and it all ends tonight
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♪ Actually, you sing betweena tenor and a bass
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♪ And that makes youa baritone
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♪ Your hostility'smisplaced
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♪ Say what?
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♪ Mezzo-sopranois your family name
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♪ But you allsing in baritone
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♪ That makes you allthe same
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♪ Wait a minuteMezzo-sopranois a family name
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♪ But we allsing in baritone
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♪ That makes usall the same ♪
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You're right!
BOTH: ♪ Mezzo-sopranois our family name
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♪ But we all sing in baritone
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♪ That makes us all the same.
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♪ We are all baritones
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♪ Diogee, go home! ♪
(SINGING, INDISTINCT)
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(AUDIENCE CHEERING
AND APPLAUDING)
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Whoo-hoo!
That was amazing.
218
00:10:09,809 --> 00:10:10,939
Bravo!
219
00:10:10,943 --> 00:10:12,743
That was surprisingly
entertaining.
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And including
the five-minute
ovation,
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it was actually shorter
than it usually is,
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so I've got time
for a pizza!
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That sounds like a plan,
let's go.
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Okay, let's go.
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Who knows what
will happen there?
Don't push it.
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♪ It's my worldand we're all livin' in it ♪
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♪ We're all livin' in it
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♪ Go, MiloGo, Milo, go
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♪ Oh, thanks, everybodyThat is so motivational
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♪ Go, MiloGo, Milo, go
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♪ Whoa
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♪ Whoa
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♪ I'm not sitting herewatching the world turn
234
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♪ You know I'd rather spin it
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♪ Go, MiloGo, Milo, go
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♪ It's my worldand we're all livin' in it ♪
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