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LIKE A STREET COMING --
I CAN TAKE A FLIP.
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EH. EH, C'MERE, C'MERE,
C'MERE. JASPER, C'MERE.
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DON'T THAT LITTLE GIRL LOOK
LIKE SETH ROGEN?
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WHAT THE FUCK?
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EW, DUDE.
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WHO'S HE PLAYING FOOTBALL WITH?
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FOOTBALL?
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OH SHIT THOSE POSES.
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EH, GO PLAY CATCH WITH IT.
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THAT'S WHAT I WAS ABOUT TO
SAY. EH, EH.
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YEAH!
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THROW THE BALL.
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YEAH.
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YOU'RE PRETTY BAD AT THIS.
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WELL, I'M A FUCKING
6-YEAR-OLD GIRL, DUDE, SO,
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WHAT DO YOU WANT?
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YOU LOOK LIKE A FUCKING
GROWN MAN THAT WANTS TO GET
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HIS ASS BEAT.
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WELL, WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO,
HIT A LITTLE GIRL?
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YOU WANNA TANGLE WITH ME?
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YOU GONNA BE A BIG MAN?
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YEAH, YOU WANNA TANGLE WITH
THE BIG MAN?
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WHY DON'T YOU BE A BIG MAN
AND HIT A LITTLE GIRL, MAN?
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WHY DON'T YOU PUT SOME
FUCKING BIG-BOY PANTS ON AND --
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NO! NO! MOM! MOM!
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BITCH! THAT'S HOW WE ROLL,
MAN. THAT'S HOW WE ROLL, BITCH!
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MOM! MOM! MOM!
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THAT'S HOW WE ROLL, BITCH!
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MOM!
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YOU'RE FUCKING WEIRD!
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WE SHOULDN'T HAVE TOUCHED IT.
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MOM!
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YOU HAVE A HAIRY BACK.
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JOKE'S ON YOU.
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I'M A FEDERAL AGENT!
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OH, WHAT THE FUCK?!
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IT'S GOT A MIC!
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I'M WEARING A WIRE!
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SPECIAL PEDOPHILIA UNIT.
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I AIN'T GOING BACK.
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YOU'RE UNDER ARREST!
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WHAT THE FUCK?
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COME BACK HERE,
MOTHERFUCKERS.
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NO-O-O! IT'S GOT A MIC!
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COME BACK HERE.
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YOU TOUCHED MY VAGINA.
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OH SHIT.
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YOU TOUCHED MY VAGINA!
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YOU JUST SAID YOU DON'T
HAVE A VAGINA.
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OH, I HAVE A VAGINA
AND YOU TOUCHED IT.
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NO! I DON'T!
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YOU'RE UNDER ARREST.
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YOU LEAVE HIM ALONE!
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WHAT THE FUCK?
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YOU WANNA TOUCH MY
VAGINA, TOO?
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I QUIT! OKAY? I QUIT! I QUIT!
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I CAN'T BREATHE! I QUIT!
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UNDER ARREST.
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AAH! YOU GUYS AREN'T
GONNA HELP ME?
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[ ROARS ]
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♪ I LIKE CHEESE
♪ I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I
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♪ LI-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-KE
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♪ CHEESE
CHEESE! CHEESE! CHEESE!
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AGHHHHHHHHH! AGHHHHHHHHH!
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LOITER SQUAD.
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AGHHHHHHHHH!
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HEY, CARL,
ARE YOU GOING TO HAVE THAT
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REPORT READY FOR ME BY 2:00?
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YEAH.
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THANKS.
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[ SNORTS ]
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HEY, CARL?
WOW, THANKS!
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NO PROBLEM, BOSS.
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[ ROCK PLAYS ]
♪ YEAH! ♪
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[ SALSA PLAYS ]
THE FIRST ITEM UP,
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THE SUCKA STOPPER.
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IT LOOKS LIKE A NET THAT
YOU CATCH FISHES WITH,
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BUT YOU REALLY CATCH HUMANS.
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IF YOU GOT LIKE A CRACKHEAD
THAT SNATCHED YOUR DOPE
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AND YOU WANT TO CATCH HIM,
JUST THROW THE NET ON HIM.
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LET ME DEMONSTRATE HOW THE
SUCKA STOPPER WORKS.
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WESLEY,
RUN FOR YOUR LIFE,
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MOTHERFUCKER.
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AGH!
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GOT HIS ASS! SUCKA STOPPED.
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STOP THAT SUCKA.
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THAT'S HOW YOU NET A SUCKA.
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THAT'S HOW YOU STOP A SUCKA.
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STUPID ...
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[ HUMMING ]
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CARL, WHAT THE HELL
ARE YOU DOING?
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[ ROCK PLAYS ]
♪ YEAH! ♪
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[ WHIMSICAL TUNE PLAYS ]
[ HORN HONKS ]
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PREVIOUSLY ON"THE YUMMIES"...
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LISTEN, BOY, YOU'RE
GROWING UP FAST
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AND I WANT TO SEE YOUR DICK.
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YUCKY!
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MY DICK?
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SHOW ME YOUR DICK.
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NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO.
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LET ME SEE YOUR DICK.
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OKAY.
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YEP. OH, YEAH, YOU GOT
BEAUTIFUL BALLS, KID.
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[ CHILDREN GIGGLING ]
GIVE IT A LITTLE KISS?
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YEP, MM-HMM. YEP.
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Child: OH, NO!
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[ CHILDREN LAUGHING ]
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OH, MY GOD, I'M SO GLAD
MY DADDY'S A DOCTOR.
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[ CHILDREN LAUGHING ]
HEY, HONEY.
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HEY, DADDY.
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ALL RIGHT, SO THE BABY'S
COMING SOON, SO, WHAT I NEED YOU
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TO DO IS BREATHE AND PUSH!
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JUST PUSH!
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PUSH THE BABY ON OUT.
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AAAAAH! AAAAAH!
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[ CHILDREN LAUGHING ]
I CAN SEE THE HEAD CROWNING.
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OH, IT LOOKS SO NASTY!
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AAH! UH. UH.
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IT'S A BOY.
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WHAT THE FUCK?
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DID YOU CHEAT ON ME?!
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[ CHILDREN BOOING ]
NO, I DIDN'T CHEAT.
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ARE YOU SURE? IT DOESN'T
LOOK ANYTHING LIKE ME!
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[ CHILDREN LAUGHING ]
IT LOOKS JUST LIKE YOU.
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[ CHILD GIGGLES ]
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DAMN, DADDY,
THAT WAS SO GOOD.
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MMM, YOU KNOW IT WAS.
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MM-HMM.
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MM-HMM. GIVE ME SOME SUGAR.
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[ SMOOCHING ]
MM-HMM, YEP. MM-HMM, YEP.
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WHOSE PUSSY IS IT?
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TONY'S PUSSY.
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WHOSE IS IT?
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TONY'S IS IT.
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YEP. WHOSE IS IT?
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IT IS TONY'S, IT IS.
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MM-HMM. WHOSE IS THAT?
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THAT IS -- IT IS TONY'S.
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MM-HMM, NOW, FINISH ME OFF.
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I'MA FINISH YOU OFF.
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MM-HMM, GO RIGHT BACK THERE.
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MM-HMM, TAKE A TRIP --
Child: EW!
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DOWN SOUTH. [HONK]
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[ SALSA PLAYS ]
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LET'S BRING IN OUR NEXT ITEM,
THE OUT HERE NAP SUIT.
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THAT'S NICE. THAT'S NICE!
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THAT'S NICE. LOOK AT IT.
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DON'T IT LOOK SO COMFORTABLE?
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DON'T IT LOOK SO NEAT?
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IT'S SO SOFT, YOU JUST WANT TO
GO AND JUST SNORE YOUR ASS OFF.
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HOW YOU FEEL, WESLEY?
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I FEEL LIKE A MILLION BUCKS.
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CALL IN NOW AND GET
YOUR NAP SUIT.
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THEY COME IN TWO DIFFERENT
COLORS -- BLACK, TURQUOISE.
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AND IF YOU CALL IN AND ORDER
THREE, I'LL ESPECIALLY MAKE YOU
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ONE THIS COLOR --
CORDUROY. EVERYBODY LOVES
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CORDUROY. YOU CAN JUST
START A FIRE WITH THAT SHIT.
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ARE YOU WARM, WESLEY? WESLEY?
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THIS MOTHERFUCKER REALLY SLEEP.
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YOU FIRED, MOTHERFUCKER.
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YOU CHEATED ON ME.
YOU'RE A BITCH!
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[ CHILDREN BOOING ]
I DIDN'T CHEAT ON YOU!
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QUIT ACTING LIKE A BITCH!
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OW! BACK UP, DON'T HIT ME!
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[ CHILDREN LAUGHING ]
EH, STOP IT!
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YOU KNOW YOUR MOTHER'S NOT GONNA
LIKE IT WHEN SHE COMES.
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OH, GOD. HERE SHE COMES.
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Child: OH, NO!
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WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON?
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GET OFF OF HIM, BITCH.
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AAAAH!
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OH, NO.
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FUCK THIS BABY,
FIRST OF ALL --
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DON'T THROW THE BABY!
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AAH! AAH!
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BITCH, GET OFF ME.
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STOP IT.
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AAAAAH!
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[ CHILDREN CHEERING ]
STOP FIGHTING!
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[ WHISTLES ]
GET OFF ME! GET OFF ME!
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STOP FIGHTING!
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WHAT THE...?
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AAAAAH!
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GET THE -- AAAAAH!
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I'M JUST DOING MY JOB.
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GET YOUR HANDS OFF ME!
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JUST DOING MY JOB.
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GET OFF! GET OFF!
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[ CHILDREN LAUGHING ]
FUCK OF ME NIGGA,
FUCK OFF!
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WAAH!
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ARGH!
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FOR WHAT? OW!
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[THUMPING] I. LOVE. COCAINE!
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AAAH! WHOO-OOH-OOH!
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WHOO!
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AAAAAH!
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WHOO!
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AAAAAH! AAH!
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[ ROCK PLAYS ]
♪ YEAH! ♪
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[ POIGNANT INSTRUMENTAL ]
I GOT ALL DA HOS.
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FUCKING... --
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I'M UP TO NO GOOD.
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FOR REAL.
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WE LIKE TANK TOPS.
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WE LIKE INSTAGRAM LIKES.
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AND WE SMASHING YOUR CHICK.
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WE ARE LIGHTSKINNED
AND WE CAN HELP YOU.
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I GET IT. I GET IT.
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#redbone.
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I'MA FINGER YOUR GIRL.
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FOR MORE INFORMATION,CALL US TODAY.
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I MEANT TO SAY THIS LIKE
7 MINUTES AGO, BUT RIGHT WHEN
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WE STARTED FILMING THIS SCENE,
SOMEONE LET LOOSE JUST A WAVE OF
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ASS THAT WAS JUST FLOATING
JUST AT THIS LEVEL.
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IT WAS WHO?
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IT WAS SO BAD, AND TO FART IN
A SITUATION WHERE THE BROS
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ARE LIKE THIS IS JUST SO RUDE.
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WAS IT YOU, J?
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NAH, MAN.
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I WAS WAY OVER HERE.
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IT'S ONLY ONE NIGGA ASS
IN THE MIDDLE.
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YEAH, IT HAD TO BE YOU, T.
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IT WASN'T ME. NO!
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LOOK AT HIS LITTLE BUTT
THAT FARTED.
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NO, MY BUTT DIDN'T FART.
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THAT LITTLE ASS.
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MY BUTT DIDN'T FART, BRO.
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STOP! LET'S DO THIS.
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HEY, QUIET ON SET!
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START FROM THE TOP AGAIN.
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YO, LET'S DO THIS
SO I CAN SUCK SOMETHING.
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YO.
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EH, EH, EH,
WHERE DID THAT GO?
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[ KEYBOARDING ]
[ ROCK PLAYS ]
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♪ YEAH! ♪
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YOU DON'T TOUCH GIRLS!
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I'M GONNA FUCKING FIGURE FOUR
LEG LOCK YOU, MOTHERFUCKER!
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YOU DO NOT TOUCH A GIRL!
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OH, I LIKE THIS.
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YOU DON'T TOUCH A GIRL!
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YEAH. PLEASE, YEAH.
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YEAH! OH, YEAH!
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I'M ENJOYING THIS MORE
THAN YOU ARE.
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NO, DON'T! STOP ENJOYING IT!
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NO, PLEASE. NO FUCK WAIT.
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HERE, I'LL STOP RESISTING.
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ARE YOU STILL ENJOYING IT?
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JUST TIE ME UP. NO.
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ARE YOU STILL ENJOYING IT?
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YES.
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STOP ENJOYING IT!
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I'M KIND OF ENJOYING IT, TOO.
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I THINK I'M HAVING FEELINGS
THAT I'VE NEVER HAD BEFORE,
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AS A LITTLE GIRL,
TOWARDS YOU, OF ALL PEOPLE.
255
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HAVE YOU STARTED YOUR PERIOD?
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[ECHOING] PERIOD, PERIOD.
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[RUMBLE]
I DON'T FEEL SO GOOD.
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WHAT WAS THAT? OH! OW!
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AAAAAAAAAAAH!
260
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WHO ARE YOU?!
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I'M YOUR PERIOD. UH,
I'M GOING TO COME ONCE A MONTH,
262
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FOR ABOUT A WEEK, ALL RIGHT?
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I'LL STAY WITH YOU FOR MOST OF
YOUR LIFE, UNTIL YOU'RE ABOUT 45
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AND SOMETHING CALLED MENOPAUSE.
265
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I'LL JUST DISAPPEAR.
266
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THESE ARE MY BIGGEST
WEAKNESSES -- PADS, TAMPONS,
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TOILET PAPER, AND THICK PANTIES.
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EW!
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YEP. OH, IF YOU TRY TO KEEP
ME AWAY FOR A LITTLE TOO LONG
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AND KEEP ONE OF THOSE TAMPONS IN
YOUR COOTER, I'LL GIVE YOU
271
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SOMETHING CALLED...
272
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ANY MORE QUESTIONS?
273
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MNH-MNH.
274
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UH, NICE TO MEET YOU, SIR.
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I GET ON EVERYTHING. BOOP!
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[ LAUGHS ]
ALL RIGHT, OPEN UP, BITCH.
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[ GASP ]
PERIOD, PERIOD,
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PERIOD, PERIOD.
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I GOT IT YESTERDAY,
FOR MY FIRST TIME, SO.
280
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REALLY?
281
00:10:01,001 --> 00:10:02,011
I THINK I'M READY TO FUCK.
282
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OH, FUCK.
283
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[ LAUGHTER ]
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BITCH!
285
00:10:10,011 --> 00:10:11,011
OW!
286
00:10:11,007 --> 00:10:11,997
OH, NO!
287
00:10:12,004 --> 00:10:13,024
BITCH, SHE'S MINE!
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00:10:13,023 --> 00:10:16,013
I LOVE HER! I LOVE HER!
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[ BEEP ]
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>> THANK YOU.
291
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OKAY, YEP, WE GOT --
UH, YEP, OKAY.
292
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[ BEEP ]
WHAT IS IT, DUDE?
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[ SPRAYS ]
EW. HERE, YOU WANT ME TO...?
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[ LAUGHS ]
[ BEEP ]
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[ CHATTERING ]
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