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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:09,022 --> 00:00:14,012 - BACK AT MUSTY'S FOR THE FIRST TIME IN YEARS, IT'S Mo'NIQUE. 2 00:00:14,012 --> 00:00:16,012 - IT'S ME -- Mo'NIQUE. 3 00:00:16,013 --> 00:00:19,013 I'M A BIG, BLACK, EMPOWERING FAT BITCH. 4 00:00:19,016 --> 00:00:21,006 I HATE SKINNY BITCHES. 5 00:00:21,012 --> 00:00:23,022 I DON'T EAT YOGURT. 6 00:00:23,020 --> 00:00:24,020 I DON'T FUCKING EAT YOGURT. 7 00:00:25,000 --> 00:00:29,000 THIS IS ASS WON A OSCAR FOR "PRECIOUS." 8 00:00:31,012 --> 00:00:32,022 I'M Mo'NIQUE! 9 00:00:32,020 --> 00:00:35,000 SKINNY BITCHES AIN'T GOT SHIT ON ME! 10 00:00:35,006 --> 00:00:39,016 - THIS WEEK AT MUSTY'S -- Mo'NIQUE. 11 00:00:39,023 --> 00:00:42,023 - [ ROARS ] 12 00:00:45,013 --> 00:00:48,023 - ♪ I LIKE CHEESE - ♪ I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I 13 00:00:48,020 --> 00:00:51,010 ♪ LI-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-KE ♪ CHEESE 14 00:00:51,011 --> 00:00:53,021 - ♪ CHEESE - CHEESE! CHEESE! CHEESE! 15 00:00:53,017 --> 00:00:55,017 AGHHHHHHHHH! AGHHHHHHHHH! 16 00:00:56,001 --> 00:00:56,021 - LOITER SQUAD. 17 00:00:56,018 --> 00:00:58,008 - AGHHHHHHHHH! 18 00:00:59,014 --> 00:01:01,024 - TODAY, ON "CELEBRITY SURVIVOR," OUR SIX 19 00:01:02,001 --> 00:01:04,011 REMAINING CASTAWAYS WILL GO HEAD-TO-HEAD IN THEIR TOUGHEST 20 00:01:04,015 --> 00:01:06,005 CHALLENGE YET. 21 00:01:06,013 --> 00:01:10,023 WE WILL SEE WHO CAN EAT AND WHO WILL FACE DEFEAT. 22 00:01:10,018 --> 00:01:11,018 [ BELL DINGS ] 23 00:01:11,021 --> 00:01:13,021 - IT'S THE SAND-EATIN' CHALLENGE AND THESE NIGGAS 24 00:01:13,023 --> 00:01:17,013 THINK THAT THEY GONNA BE GOOD, BUT THEY NO-OT. 25 00:01:17,011 --> 00:01:18,011 - GOIN' DOWN, SON. 26 00:01:18,014 --> 00:01:19,004 - UH-UH. 27 00:01:19,002 --> 00:01:19,022 - I NEED THIS MONEY. 28 00:01:19,017 --> 00:01:21,017 I NEED THIS MONEY, MAN. 29 00:01:21,018 --> 00:01:23,018 I NEED THIS MONEY, SON. 30 00:01:23,017 --> 00:01:24,007 I GOT CHILD SUPPORT. 31 00:01:24,015 --> 00:01:26,005 I GOT TO GET THIS. 32 00:01:26,014 --> 00:01:27,024 - ♪ ONE - ONE. 33 00:01:27,023 --> 00:01:28,013 - ♪ TWO - GO. 34 00:01:28,014 --> 00:01:30,014 - ERRR! 35 00:01:30,014 --> 00:01:33,024 - ♪ THRE-EE-EE-EE - RAR! 36 00:01:33,018 --> 00:01:35,008 AIN'T NO WAY YOU GONNA STOP MY FAT ASS. 37 00:01:35,010 --> 00:01:37,010 AIN'T NO WAY! 38 00:01:37,012 --> 00:01:41,022 [ BARKING ] - CHUG! CHUG! CHUG! CHUG! 39 00:01:41,017 --> 00:01:42,997 - AND WE HAVE A WINNER. 40 00:01:43,002 --> 00:01:45,022 - YOU DON'T EAT, YOU DON'T WORK, YOU DON'T GET HIGH! 41 00:01:45,019 --> 00:01:47,019 - AND THE WINNER IS DMX. 42 00:01:47,018 --> 00:01:48,018 [ BARKING ] [ SQUEAK! ] 43 00:01:51,010 --> 00:01:52,010 - UGHH! 44 00:01:52,013 --> 00:01:55,013 SHIT. UGH. IT'S ON MY ELBOW. 45 00:01:55,012 --> 00:01:59,002 THAT'S THE LAST HOLE I GO INTO. 46 00:02:00,020 --> 00:02:02,000 MMM. 47 00:02:02,003 --> 00:02:02,023 - HEY. 48 00:02:03,010 --> 00:02:04,020 IT'S ME AND MY DAD, DARK SHARK, AND WE'RE GONNA DRIVE AROUND THE 49 00:02:04,021 --> 00:02:06,011 'HOOD. 50 00:02:06,007 --> 00:02:09,017 HE TELLIN' ME STORIES ABOUT WHAT THE HELL HE DID BACK IN THE DAY. 51 00:02:10,001 --> 00:02:12,011 WHAT ABOUT THE TIME YOU SHOT THE CRACK HEAD FOR STEALIN' MY XBOX? 52 00:02:12,015 --> 00:02:13,005 - OH, YEAH. 53 00:02:13,011 --> 00:02:16,011 MY LITTLE NIECE WAS BORN AT THE HOSPITAL. 54 00:02:16,014 --> 00:02:17,014 AND A CRACK HEAD BUST OUT THEY WINDOW. 55 00:02:17,012 --> 00:02:19,022 THEY HAD A BACKPACK AND A SWEATER IN THERE. 56 00:02:19,017 --> 00:02:21,017 YOU KNOW, YOU CAN'T BE SLIPPIN' WHEN YOU'RE IN THE 'HOOD. 57 00:02:21,022 --> 00:02:23,022 YOU CAN'T BE HAVIN' NOTHIN' IN YOUR CAR OR NOTHIN'. 58 00:02:23,022 --> 00:02:26,022 HE GOT THE XBOX FULL OF GAMES AND ALL THAT. 59 00:02:26,023 --> 00:02:29,023 BUT ME BEING A STREET NIGGA, I SAID, "WHOEVER DID IT, 60 00:02:29,023 --> 00:02:31,023 BASICALLY, HE GONNA GO TRY TO SELL IT FOR DOPE. 61 00:02:31,021 --> 00:02:34,021 SO I ALWAYS KEEP A GUN WITH ME 'CAUSE, YOU KNOW, I HAD FUCKERS 62 00:02:34,023 --> 00:02:37,013 OUT TO KILL ME ALL MY LIFE. 63 00:02:37,012 --> 00:02:40,022 SO I HIT THE DOPE STREET, AND GUESS WHO'S THERE -- 64 00:02:40,019 --> 00:02:44,019 DUMBASS BLACK CRACK HEAD SELLIN' THE XBOX TO A MOTHERFUCKING DOPE 65 00:02:44,023 --> 00:02:45,023 DEALER. 66 00:02:46,001 --> 00:02:48,021 TOLD THE PEOPLE WHO HE WAS SELLIN' TO, "SORRY, BUT, UH, 67 00:02:48,019 --> 00:02:50,009 THIS IS MY KID'S SHIT." 68 00:02:50,012 --> 00:02:52,012 AND SLAPPED HOMEBOY. 69 00:02:52,011 --> 00:02:53,021 TOLD HIM TO GET ON THE GROUND. 70 00:02:53,022 --> 00:02:54,022 HE WOULDN'T GET ON THE GROUND. 71 00:02:54,020 --> 00:02:56,010 SO I HIT HIM WITH THE GUN. 72 00:02:56,007 --> 00:02:59,017 AND THE DUMB MOTHERFUCKER TRIED TO RUSH ME, SO, UH -- 73 00:02:59,020 --> 00:03:01,020 THIS IS ON THE RECORD? 74 00:03:01,017 --> 00:03:02,017 [ GUN COCKS, GUNSHOT ] I HANDLED MY BUSINESS AND GOT 75 00:03:03,000 --> 00:03:05,020 THE XBOX BACK, BUT YOU KNOW WHAT? 76 00:03:05,019 --> 00:03:06,009 SHOT HIM IN THE LEG. 77 00:03:06,013 --> 00:03:08,003 THAT MOTHERFUCKER RAN OFF LIMPIN'. 78 00:03:08,002 --> 00:03:08,022 JASPER AND THEM COULDN'T BELIEVE IT. 79 00:03:08,020 --> 00:03:09,020 THEY THOUGHT IT WAS GONE. 80 00:03:10,000 --> 00:03:14,020 I COME BACK, GOT THE XBOX, THE GAMES, BUT HE KEPT THE SWEATER. 81 00:03:14,022 --> 00:03:16,012 SO HE GOT A BULLET HOLE FOR A SWEATER. 82 00:03:16,015 --> 00:03:19,015 - NIKE SWEATER, MAN. 83 00:03:20,000 --> 00:03:22,000 MISS THAT SWEATER. - [LAUGHS] 84 00:03:22,004 --> 00:03:24,014 [ ROARS ] - HE-E-E-Y. 85 00:03:24,007 --> 00:03:28,017 IT'S ME -- PATRICK -- AND I'M GONNA HAVE PEOPLE TALK TO ME AND 86 00:03:28,020 --> 00:03:30,010 MY DAD ON THE PHONE. 87 00:03:30,013 --> 00:03:32,013 LIONEL. 88 00:03:35,022 --> 00:03:36,022 YEAH, HOLD ON. 89 00:03:37,001 --> 00:03:38,001 HOLD ON, DAD. 90 00:03:38,005 --> 00:03:39,005 HEY, YOU THINK YOU COULD DO ME A FAVOR AND TELL MY DAD I'M AT 91 00:03:39,016 --> 00:03:40,996 SOCCER PRACTICE? 92 00:03:41,003 --> 00:03:42,023 HERE'S COACH RIGHT HERE. 93 00:03:42,022 --> 00:03:44,002 - HELLO? 94 00:03:44,002 --> 00:03:44,022 - HEY, COACH JOHNSON. 95 00:03:44,020 --> 00:03:46,010 THIS IS JOHNSON, RIGHT? 96 00:03:46,016 --> 00:03:47,016 - YES, SIR. 97 00:03:47,021 --> 00:03:51,011 - YEAH, I WAS JUST CHECKIN' ON PAT TO MAKE SURE HE'S ACTUALLY 98 00:03:51,008 --> 00:03:54,008 AT PRACTICE THIS TIME 'CAUSE HE LIED TO ME ALL WEEK SAYIN' HE 99 00:03:54,013 --> 00:03:55,013 WAS AT PRACTICE. 100 00:03:55,007 --> 00:03:55,017 - YES, SIR. 101 00:03:56,001 --> 00:03:56,021 HE'S AT PRACTICE. 102 00:03:57,001 --> 00:03:58,021 - WELL, WHAT TIME Y'ALL LEAVING FROM OVER THERE? 103 00:03:58,017 --> 00:04:01,997 - ABOUT, UH, 6:00. 104 00:04:02,002 --> 00:04:03,002 - ARE YOU LYING TO ME? 105 00:04:03,004 --> 00:04:04,014 IS THIS ONE OF PATRICK'S LITTLE DRUG-DEALER FRIENDS? 106 00:04:04,013 --> 00:04:07,013 WHO IS THIS REALLY 'CAUSE RIGHT NOW I JUST CAUGHT YOU IN A LIE. 107 00:04:07,013 --> 00:04:10,003 - THANKS, MAN. YOU'RE THE MAN. 108 00:04:10,005 --> 00:04:10,015 HELLO? 109 00:04:10,021 --> 00:04:12,021 - HE JUST SAID, "I FUCKED UP." 110 00:04:12,018 --> 00:04:15,008 - [ LAUGHS ] YEAH. 111 00:04:15,011 --> 00:04:17,021 HEY, YOU THINK YOU COULD DO ME A FAVOR? 112 00:04:17,018 --> 00:04:17,998 - YEAH. 113 00:04:18,006 --> 00:04:18,996 WHAT IS THE FAVOR? 114 00:04:19,005 --> 00:04:20,015 - JUST TELL MY DAD THAT I'M AT SOCCER PRACTICE. 115 00:04:21,000 --> 00:04:22,020 I'M AT SOCCER PRACTICE. 116 00:04:23,000 --> 00:04:24,020 I'M WITH JASON'S MOM RIGHT NOW. 117 00:04:24,022 --> 00:04:26,012 HERE. YOU WANT TO TALK TO HER? 118 00:04:26,008 --> 00:04:27,008 HERE. 119 00:04:27,012 --> 00:04:28,012 - YEAH, I DO WANT TO TALK TO HER 'CAUSE I DON'T BELIEVE YOU 120 00:04:28,014 --> 00:04:29,024 RIGHT NOW. 121 00:04:29,022 --> 00:04:30,012 - JUST SAY IT. 122 00:04:30,013 --> 00:04:31,023 HE -- HE'S GONNA KILL ME. 123 00:04:31,018 --> 00:04:34,998 - IT'S LYING. 124 00:04:36,022 --> 00:04:39,012 - WHAT SHE SAY TO YOU WHEN YOU TRIED TO TALK TO HER SON? 125 00:04:39,016 --> 00:04:40,016 - SHE JUST SAID, "THAT'S LYING." 126 00:04:41,000 --> 00:04:45,010 "THAT'S NOT TRUE, SIR." 127 00:04:45,014 --> 00:04:48,014 YO, YOU THINK YOU COULD TELL MY DAD I'M AT SOCCER PRACTICE? 128 00:04:48,012 --> 00:04:49,012 - TELL HIM YOU'RE AT SOCCER PRACTICE? 129 00:04:49,014 --> 00:04:50,024 - YEAH. 130 00:04:50,022 --> 00:04:51,022 - DAD, I'M HERE. 131 00:04:51,018 --> 00:04:52,008 I'M -- HERE'S COACH. 132 00:04:52,013 --> 00:04:53,023 - YEAH, HE'S AT SOCCER PRACTICE. 133 00:04:53,019 --> 00:04:55,009 - YOU LYIN' TO ME? 134 00:04:55,015 --> 00:04:57,015 IS HE -- I KNOW Y'ALL DOIN' DRUGS RIGHT NOW. 135 00:04:57,019 --> 00:04:58,009 DON'T LIE TO ME. 136 00:04:58,007 --> 00:04:59,007 - COME BACK OUT HERE. 137 00:04:59,016 --> 00:04:59,021 WE NEED YOU NOW. 138 00:04:59,023 --> 00:05:00,023 COME ON. 139 00:05:01,000 --> 00:05:01,010 - SEE? 140 00:05:01,008 --> 00:05:01,018 I GOT TO GO! 141 00:05:01,023 --> 00:05:04,013 [ LAUGHS ] 142 00:05:04,013 --> 00:05:05,013 [ BELL DINGS ] 143 00:05:07,021 --> 00:05:09,011 - DRAKE AND will.i.am ARE GONNA EAT FISH EYES RIGHT NOW. 144 00:05:09,015 --> 00:05:09,995 - DRIZZY! 145 00:05:10,004 --> 00:05:12,004 - DRAKE! DRAKE! DRAKE! 146 00:05:12,003 --> 00:05:12,023 - EAT IT! EAT IT! 147 00:05:13,000 --> 00:05:13,020 - YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE. 148 00:05:14,000 --> 00:05:15,000 - YOU CAN DO IT. 149 00:05:15,002 --> 00:05:16,012 - [ SIGHS ] - EAT UP, SON. 150 00:05:16,009 --> 00:05:16,019 THERE YOU GO. 151 00:05:17,001 --> 00:05:17,021 - CHEW. CHEW. 152 00:05:17,022 --> 00:05:19,012 JUST CHEW LIKE -- - OH, MY GOD! 153 00:05:19,015 --> 00:05:20,005 AAAAAAH! 154 00:05:20,015 --> 00:05:23,005 - THAT MOTHERFUCKER. - WHAT'S THAT BLACK SHIT? 155 00:05:23,007 --> 00:05:25,017 - YOU NIGGAS AIN'T NEVER ATE EYEBALLS? 156 00:05:25,020 --> 00:05:28,000 - THIS SHIT WEAK AS FUCK! FAT BITCHES DON'T LIKE THIS 157 00:05:28,002 --> 00:05:30,022 SHIT. [adult swim] Y'ALL SHIT WEAK 158 00:05:30,021 --> 00:05:33,021 AS FUCK NOW IF Y'ALL PUT THIS SHIT UP ON THIS MOTHERFUCKER. 159 00:05:33,019 --> 00:05:35,019 THESE NIGGAS AIN'T EVEN FUNNY. 160 00:05:50,004 --> 00:05:51,024 - EXPLAIN THE MEANING OF "SUS." 161 00:05:51,020 --> 00:05:52,010 - CAN'T EXPLAIN SUS. 162 00:05:52,016 --> 00:05:55,006 EITHER YOU KNOW SUS OR YOU DON'T KNOW SUS. 163 00:05:55,008 --> 00:05:56,008 SUS IS JUST SUS. 164 00:05:56,013 --> 00:05:58,023 - WHO IN THE "LOITER SQUAD" WOULD BE THE MOST LIKELY TO BE A 165 00:05:59,000 --> 00:06:00,000 SUS? 166 00:06:01,000 --> 00:06:03,000 - MOST LIKELY TO BE SUS OFF THE TOP IS TYLER. 167 00:06:03,004 --> 00:06:04,024 - HEY, YOU KNOW WANNA SEE MY SUS FACE? 168 00:06:04,021 --> 00:06:06,021 - YEAH. 169 00:06:07,001 --> 00:06:09,021 [ GIGGLING ] 170 00:06:10,000 --> 00:06:12,010 - AUTOMATICALLY SUS. 171 00:06:12,008 --> 00:06:13,008 YOU EVER SEEN HIM, LIKE, DANCE? 172 00:06:18,022 --> 00:06:21,022 HE DANCES SUS, HE ACTS SUS, HE TALKS SUS, HE WALKS SUS, AND 173 00:06:21,020 --> 00:06:23,020 I HOPE WHILE I'M SAYIN' THIS, YOU GUYS CUT TO A SCENE OF HIM 174 00:06:24,000 --> 00:06:26,020 DOIN' SOME WEIRD SUS SHIT. 175 00:06:32,023 --> 00:06:33,023 - SEE? 176 00:06:34,001 --> 00:06:34,021 SUS. 177 00:06:34,021 --> 00:06:37,011 S-U-US. 178 00:06:43,013 --> 00:06:46,023 - WE ARE TANGERINE SLICERS, AND THIS IS OUR SONG, "PAPRIKA 179 00:06:46,022 --> 00:06:49,022 SEASONING LOCATED IN THE UPPER LEFT CORNER OF THE PANTRY IN THE 180 00:06:49,021 --> 00:06:51,001 KITCHEN." 181 00:06:51,005 --> 00:06:54,005 [ HEAVY-METAL MUSIC PLAYS ] 182 00:06:57,021 --> 00:06:58,021 [ SHEEP BLEATS ] 183 00:06:58,022 --> 00:07:01,022 - HAAAAAAAA! 184 00:07:02,001 --> 00:07:04,021 [ INDISTINCT GUTTURAL YELLING ] [ GROWLING ] 185 00:07:20,006 --> 00:07:22,996 - PAPRIKA LOCATED IN MY SON'S ASSHOLE. 186 00:07:23,006 --> 00:07:24,996 [ MUSIC STOPS ] AAAAH! 187 00:07:25,002 --> 00:07:27,012 RAAAAH! 188 00:07:27,012 --> 00:07:28,012 WHAT? 189 00:07:28,009 --> 00:07:34,009 [ MUSIC RESUMES ] [ INDISTINCT YELLING ] 190 00:07:34,016 --> 00:07:35,996 [ SCREECH! ] - DO YOU WANT A BALLOON? 191 00:07:36,002 --> 00:07:36,022 - TAKE THE BALLOON. 192 00:07:36,023 --> 00:07:37,023 TAKE THE BALLOON. 193 00:07:37,021 --> 00:07:38,021 - THANK YOU. 194 00:07:38,022 --> 00:07:40,022 - YOU'RE WELCOME. 195 00:07:41,001 --> 00:07:42,011 AAAAH! 196 00:07:42,007 --> 00:07:45,007 - WE'RE GIVIN' OUT FREE BALLOONS TODAY. 197 00:07:45,011 --> 00:07:47,001 YOU GUYS HAVE A GOOD DAY. 198 00:07:47,002 --> 00:07:48,012 - YOU HAVE VERY HEALTHY CALVES. 199 00:07:48,008 --> 00:07:49,008 - YOUR CALVES ARE NICE. 200 00:07:49,010 --> 00:07:52,020 - DO YOU NEED HELP CROSSIN' THE STREET? 201 00:07:52,021 --> 00:07:54,021 I'LL HELP YOU CROSS THE STREET. 202 00:07:54,022 --> 00:07:58,002 AAAH! 203 00:07:58,005 --> 00:07:58,015 HEY. 204 00:07:58,017 --> 00:07:59,007 GIVE HIM A BALLOON. 205 00:07:59,012 --> 00:08:00,012 GIVE ME YOUR SIGN. 206 00:08:00,012 --> 00:08:01,012 LET ME SEE YOUR SIGN. 207 00:08:01,013 --> 00:08:06,013 [ HEAVY-METAL MUSIC PLAYS ] [ HAWAIIAN MUSIC PLAYS ] 208 00:08:16,003 --> 00:08:18,003 - I'M GONNA EAT YOU! 209 00:08:18,003 --> 00:08:19,013 I'M GONNA EAT YOU! 210 00:08:19,009 --> 00:08:19,019 - All: NO! NO! 211 00:08:19,020 --> 00:08:21,020 Mo'NIQUE IS HUNGRY! 212 00:08:25,009 --> 00:08:26,999 YOU SKINNY BITCHES! 213 00:08:27,004 --> 00:08:28,024 YOU FUCKING SKINNY BITCHES! 214 00:08:31,004 --> 00:08:31,024 FUCK Y'ALL. 215 00:08:34,012 --> 00:08:36,022 I'M GONNA EAT YOU! 216 00:08:37,000 --> 00:08:38,020 - WE'RE ABOUT TO SEE WHO'S THE NASTIEST NIGGA, WHO CAN GET THE 217 00:08:39,000 --> 00:08:40,020 MOST DIRTY THE FASTEST. 218 00:08:40,023 --> 00:08:41,023 - DIRTIEST. 219 00:08:41,017 --> 00:08:42,017 - I DON'T LIKE THE N-WORD ANYMORE. 220 00:08:42,021 --> 00:08:44,021 - ALL RIGHT. 221 00:08:44,020 --> 00:08:45,020 THEN YOU SAY THE FUCKING INTRO WITHOUT THE NIGGA WORD. 222 00:08:46,001 --> 00:08:48,001 - I'M NOT DOIN' THE INTRO. 223 00:08:48,002 --> 00:08:49,022 - I THINK LIONEL'S WAS AWESOME. 224 00:08:50,000 --> 00:08:52,000 - ALL RIGHT. TACO. 225 00:08:52,002 --> 00:08:54,002 - IT'S TIME TO GET DIRTY, NIGGAS. 226 00:08:54,003 --> 00:08:57,023 - OH! SHIT. - GAME ON! 227 00:08:57,020 --> 00:08:59,020 - ARE YOU GONNA FINISH THAT DR. PEPPER? 228 00:09:00,000 --> 00:09:00,010 MORE. YEAH. 229 00:09:00,016 --> 00:09:03,016 I'M A FUCKING LITTLE WHORE. 230 00:09:05,002 --> 00:09:07,022 - FOUND SOMETHIN'. 231 00:09:08,000 --> 00:09:10,010 - DUDE, THAT'S PISS. 232 00:09:10,012 --> 00:09:11,012 - NO, IT'S NOT! 233 00:09:11,012 --> 00:09:12,002 - YEAH, IT IS. 234 00:09:12,002 --> 00:09:12,012 - IT'S PISS. 235 00:09:12,013 --> 00:09:14,013 I'M VERY STUPID. 236 00:09:14,009 --> 00:09:16,009 - SAUCE ME UP, TOO. 237 00:09:16,014 --> 00:09:18,024 - GET THE FUCK OFF ME. 238 00:09:21,001 --> 00:09:23,021 - DO I LOOK CRAZY? 239 00:09:23,020 --> 00:09:25,020 - OHHH! 240 00:09:26,001 --> 00:09:30,021 [ LAUGHTER ] - REALLY? 241 00:09:30,021 --> 00:09:33,021 - IT BROKE. 242 00:09:40,006 --> 00:09:40,016 - HYAH! 243 00:09:40,021 --> 00:09:43,021 - DUDE, NO! 244 00:09:43,019 --> 00:09:44,009 - I WON. 245 00:09:44,011 --> 00:09:45,021 NO QUESTION ABOUT IT. 246 00:09:46,000 --> 00:09:46,020 YOUR BOY CAME IN FIRST PLACE. 247 00:09:47,001 --> 00:09:49,001 FUCK THESE OTHER NIGGAS. I'M ABOUT TO GO WASH THIS 248 00:09:49,002 --> 00:09:49,012 SHIT OFF. 249 00:09:49,014 --> 00:09:51,014 - I CAME IN SECOND! 250 00:09:51,007 --> 00:09:52,007 - NO, YOU DID NOT. 251 00:09:52,007 --> 00:09:52,997 - I DID. 252 00:09:53,005 --> 00:09:55,005 - I'M CLEAN. 253 00:09:57,006 --> 00:09:59,016 - ♪ BUTT SAUCE ♪ BUTT, BUTT SAUCE 254 00:09:59,022 --> 00:10:02,012 - ♪ SAUCE, SAUCE, SAUCE - ♪ BUTT, BUTT SAUCE 255 00:10:02,013 --> 00:10:05,013 - ♪ SA-HA-HA-HA-HA - ♪ BUTT, BUTT HOLE 256 00:10:05,013 --> 00:10:08,013 ♪ BUTT, BUTT HOLE ♪ BUTT, BUTT HOLE 257 00:10:08,008 --> 00:10:10,998 ♪ MUSTY CLITORIS - ♪ MU-U-U-STYY CLI-I-ITORIS 258 00:10:11,003 --> 00:10:13,003 - ♪ MUSTY CLITORIS ♪ MUSTY CLITOR-- 259 00:10:13,006 --> 00:10:13,996 - WHAT THE FUCK ARE WE REALLY DOING? 260 00:10:14,002 --> 00:10:15,012 - 261 00:10:15,011 --> 00:10:18,021 ♪ DIRTY DIAPERS ♪ DIRTY DIAPERS 262 00:10:18,023 --> 00:10:21,003 ♪ SWEATY NECK 263 00:10:21,006 --> 00:10:22,006 ♪ SWEATY NECK AND ♪ SWEATY NECK AND 264 00:10:25,009 --> 00:10:27,009 ♪ MUSTY BUTT HOLE ♪ MUSTY BUTT HOLE 265 00:10:27,011 --> 00:10:30,011 [ BOTH VOCALIZING ] - THAT'S GREAT. 266 00:10:42,000 --> 00:10:44,010 - WE'RE GONNA JAM WITH MY BOY. 267 00:10:44,015 --> 00:10:45,995 HE BE WATCHIN' THIS SHOW, TOO. 268 00:10:46,003 --> 00:10:46,023 - ABRACADABRA! 269 00:10:47,001 --> 00:10:48,001 - YEAH, ABRACADA-- HE WAS SCARED. 270 00:10:48,003 --> 00:10:48,023 - ABRACADABRA! 271 00:10:49,001 --> 00:10:50,011 - HIS ASS WAS SCARED, WASN'T HE? 18330

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