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AND NOW THE WEATHER WITH
DICK DRIZZLE, LIVE ON LOCATION.
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THANKS, GUYS.
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THIS IS DICK DRIZZLE.
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I'M HERE IN FRONT OF A WALL
FACING THE FUCKING HAILSTORM OF
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A LIFETIME!
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AAH!
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[ LAUGHTER ]
OW!
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HEY! HEY! HEY! HEY!
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HEY!
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HEY! HEY! HEY! HEY! HEY!
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[ ROARS ]
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♪ I LIKE CHEESE ♪
♪ I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I ♪
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♪ LI-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-KE ♪
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♪ CHEESE ♪
CHEESE! CHEESE! CHEESE!
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AGHHHHHHHHH! AGHHHHHHHHH!
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LOITER SQUAD.
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AGHHHHHHHHH!
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LAST TIME ON
"THE BRADY BUNCH," THE FAMILY
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WENT ON VACATION IN HAWAII.
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WE'RE AT THE BEACH.
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NO SHIT SON.
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WHILE EXPLORING THE BEACH,
BOBBY FOUND A SMALL IDOL WASHED
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UP ON THE ROCKS.
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UNAWARE THAT THE IDOL IS AN EVIL
TABOO, BRINGING BAD LUCK TO ALL
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WHO TOUCH IT.
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[ THUNDER CRASHES ]
NO-O-O!
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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
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CHECK IT OUT -- WITH THIS
LUCKY TALISMAN, I'M GONNA WIN
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THE SURF COMPETITION.
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[ SURF MUSIC PLAYS ]
WOW!
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OH, GREAT! DIG IT!
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YEAH, GOOD JOB!
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COWABUNGA!
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HE'S WILD.
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Together: OOH!
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SHIT, FUCK
GEEZ!
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GO GET HIM!
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OH, MAN!
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[ CANNED LAUGHTER ]
♪ THERE WAS A NIGGA ♪
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BLACK.
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♪ AND A LADY ♪
B-B-BLACK.
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♪ AND THEY MET AND HAD A
COUPLE OF BABIES ♪
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♪ A BUNCH OF BLACK PEOPLE ♪
♪ THEY'RE ALL BLACK KIDS ♪
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BLACK.
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♪ LIVING UNDER ONE HOUSE ♪
♪ BLACK PEOPLE ♪
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♪ ALICE IS ON PAROLE ♪
♪ GOVERNMENT CHEESE ♪
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THIS NIGGA JIMMY REALLY
SUSSED CHRIS TODAY.
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HOW'D JIMMY SUSS CHRIS?
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YOU DIDN'T HEAR?
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MNH-MNH.
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THIS NIGGA HIT UP HIS GIRL
AND --
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[ SNORTING ]
[ COUGHS ]
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[ SNORTING CONTINUES ]
[ HAWKING ]
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OOH. MY BAD.
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THAT GOT IN YOUR EYE?
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BUT ANYWAYS...
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I DON'T EVEN REMEMBER WHAT I WAS
ABOUT TO SAY.
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[ ASIAN MUSIC PLAYS ]
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BLACK BUDDHA, WHY DOES
LIONEL SCARE ME?
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IS IT BECAUSE I'M AFRAID OF THE
DARK?
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IF YOU COME TOWARDS LIONEL
WITH A FLASHLIGHT, THEN THE
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LIGHT WILL CONQUER THE DARK.
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WHAT ABOUT LEON,
BLACK BUDDHA?
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FROM "COOL RUNNINGS."
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LEON?
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LEON.
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WHO IS THAT?
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WHAT IS "COOL RUNNINGS"?
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LEON.
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THE MOVIE.
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WHAT THE FUCK IS
"COOL RUNNINGS"?
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YOU DON'T KNOW WHO LEON IS?
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YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT
"COOL RUNNINGS" IS?
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THE JAMAICAN BOBSLED TEAM?
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DOES ANYONE KNOW WHO LEON IS?
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YOU NEVER SEEN THE
TEMPTATIONS MOVIE?
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[ HUMMING ]
All: OH!
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WHERE DID HE GO?
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CAN A NIGGA GET HIS TOES
TOUCHED?
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OOH. THANK YOU.
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HEY, IT'S ME -- SABRINA.
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GETTING MY MOTHER FUCKING TOES
DID AFTER PLAYING TENNIS ALL
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DAY.
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AHH!
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[ LAUGHS ]
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THIS IS HOW A BLACK QUEEN SHOULD
BE TREATED ON THE REGULAR.
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HEY, CINDY, I SEE YOU OVER
THERE, GIRL.
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LOOKING ALL "MM!"
HEY, LITTLE PRISSY.
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HEY, WHAT'S YOUR NAME?
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HONEY.
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HONEY?
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REMINDS ME OF THAT ONE MOVIE
WITH JESSICA ALBA.
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JESSICA -- NASTY BITCH.
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I'M ALREADY TURNED UP OFF THIS
SHIT
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BITCH, DON'T GET TOO DRUNK.
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SHUT UP!
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YOU KNOW HOW YOU GET WHEN YOU
GET DRUNK.
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YOU KEEP DOING YOUR THING.
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YOU A MESS.
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YOU KNOW, I HAD A NIGGA ONCE
THAT DIDN'T DO ME RIGHT.
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YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING?
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NO.
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IT HURT MY FEELINGS.
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[ LAUGHING ]
[ LAUGHS ]
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WHAT, IT TICKLES?
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AHH. OOH. OH, MY GOD.
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THIS FEEL GOOD.
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AHH.
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[ LAUGHS ]
OOH, I MIGHT BREAK CHARACTER.
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GOD DAMN.
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[ LAUGHS ]
AHH.
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I GOT SOME PRETTY FEET, DON'T
I?
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MM-HMM. YEAH, I GUESS SO.
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WHAT YOU GETTING INTO
TONIGHT?
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I DON'T KNOW.
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WHOA, WHOA, WHOA, WHOA, WHOA.
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WHAT IS THAT?
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IT'S PINK.
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LOOK AT MY FOOT.
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I AM A FUCKING MAN.
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[ Chuckling ] NO, I CAN'T.
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YEAH, IF I'M DOING THIS,
YOU'RE DOING IT.
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THIS SHIT SUCKS.
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FUCK THAT.
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NO, BRING IT. BRING IT IN.
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BYE.
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BRING IT IN. YES.
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BYE, GUYS.
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Y'ALL GOT THE GAME FUCKED
YOU THINK YOUR BOY ABOUT TO GET
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HIS TOES PAINTED, HUH?
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Y'ALL DON'T PAY ENOUGH FOR THAT.
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FUCK THAT.
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BYE, Y'ALL. THANK Y'ALL.
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BYE.
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FUCK THAT.
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MNH-MNH. WHOO!
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[ LAUGHS ]
OH SHIT
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WHAT'S UP, MY BROTHER
WELCOME TO MY CRIB.
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IT'S YOUNG NIGGA, AND THIS MY
FUCKING
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HEY, UH, CAN YOU BLUR OUT THE
SHOES?
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THEY THE NEW UB13.
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I CAN'T NIGGAS SEE THAT
SHIT
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YOUNG NIGGA GOT A GOLD
'FRIGERATOR.
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THIS MY FUCKING
EXPENSIVE PASTA!
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LOOK AT ALL THIS SHIT MOTHER
FUCKER
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HOLD UP.
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OH SHIT
OOH.
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♪ OOH, MY WRIST STONE-COLD ♪
♪ MY WRIST STONE-COLD, AND IT
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AND AS WE WAS ♪
FUCKING PAY, BITCH.
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GOT SOME AFRICAN ART.
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THE STOVE IS A ANTIQUE.
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NIGGA, WHAT'S THAT?
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THAT'S THE HEATER NIGGA
[ LAUGHS ]
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YOU KNOW YOUNG NIGGA GOT GUNS.
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YOU THOUGHT I WAS PLAYING?
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I GOT GUNS ALL AROUND THE HOUSE
YOU AIN'T EVEN GONNA NOTICE.
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IN CASE NIGGA TRY AND COME UP
ON ME.
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I LIKE BOOKS A LOT.
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I GOT BOOKS ABOUT LLAMAS...
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I GOT BOOKS ABOUT POTATOES...
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"THE MUSTY BOOK" BY DARNELL.
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AND HE ACTUALLY SIGNED IT.
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GOT A PHOTO OF HIM RIGHT HERE,
OVER THE BOOKCASE, 'CAUSE
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DARNELL WAS A GOOD FRIEND OF
MINE WHO WROTE "THE MUSTY BOOK."
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AND THIS MY CLOSET AND SHIT
GOT DAINTIES.
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JUST LOOK NORMAL, RIGHT?
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WELL, IT'S NOT!
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'CAUSE YOUNG NIGGA KEEP THE
BURNER!
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HUH?
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YOU DIDN'T EVEN NOTICE THAT,
HUH?
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YOU THOUGHT IT WAS A COAT
HANGER, BUT NO!
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HIT IT A NIGGA
POW! RIGHT IN HIS PEE-PEE.
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I DON'T PLAY.
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LET'S GO TO MY BEDROOM.
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THIS, RIGHT HERE, IS MY BED,
WHERE THE MAGIC HAPPENS.
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LOOK AT THAT. LOOK AT THAT.
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THIS MY BOY "D."
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THIS NIGGA JUST SLEEP.
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THAT'S ALL HE DO.
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ALL RIGHT, MOTHER FUCKER
THANKS FOR COMING TO MY
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MOTHER FUKING CRIB.
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Y'ALL MOTHER FUCKERS AIN'T GOTTA
GO HOME, BUT YOU GOTTA GETS THE
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FUCK UP OUT OF HERE.
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GET OUT, MOTHER FUCKER
AND TELL THAT NIGGA GUNSHOT I
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SAID, "WHOA, WHOA!"
PEACE, MOTHER FUCKER
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OH, ICE CHILI.
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[ LAUGHS ] YOUNG NIGGA.
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YO, WHAT'S UP?
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IT'S YOUR BOY MOTHER FUCKING
L-BOY.
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Y'ALL IN MY CRIB.
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HEY, MAKE SURE Y'ALL TAKE YOUR
SHOES OFF, 'CAUSE MY MAMA DON'T
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LIKE FEET ON HER CARPET.
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I'M GONNA BE A GREAT DANCER
WITH MY LUCKY TIKI DOLL.
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HIT IT, LADIES.
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[ HAWAIIAN MUSIC PLAYS ]
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YEAH!
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GOOD JOB, ALICE.
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ALICE!
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OH, HE'S GOOD.
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THAT IS SO GOOD.
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[ HIP-HOP MUSIC PLAYS ]
AH! LOW RIDER.
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ALICE!
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[ BACK CRACKS ]
All: AW!
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MY BACK!
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YOU FUCKED UP THIS VACATION.
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[ CANNED LAUGHTER ]
YOU'RE RUINING OUR LIFE!
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MY "HU" WENT ONE WAY, MY "LA"
WENT THE OTHER.
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[ GROANING ]
[ CANNED LAUGHTER ]
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AAH!
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[ Stilted ] ARE YOU TIRED OF
BEING SUCH A FAILURE?
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All: YEAH!
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THANK YOU!
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DO YOU WISH YOU COULD JUST
THROW YOUR PROBLEMS AWAY?
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[ AUDIENCE CHEERING ]
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SCOTT'S AMAZING.
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I DON'T KNOW.
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HIS WAY WITH WORDS -- IT JUST
HITS ME IN MY FACE.
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WHO HERE HAS RAISED THEIR
HAND?
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I HAVE!
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YO, I HAVE!
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WHO HAS NOTRAISED THEIR
HAND?
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WHOO!
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NOW YOU HAVE ALLRAISED YOUR
HAND.
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[ AUDIENCE CHEERING ]
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I AIN'T GONNA LIE -- WHEN I
FIRST HEARD THE MOTHER FUCKER
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"WHAT THE FUCK YOU SAYING?"
BUT THE MAN GOT SOME GOOD WORDS,
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AND HE TOUCHED ME.
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NOW I'M A ENPENEUR.
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I GOT MY OWN BIDNESS.
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I'M A WEDDING DEEJAY.
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YOU -- COME HERE.
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COME HERE.
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[ AUDIENCE CHEERING ]
NU-U-UH!
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[ AUDIENCE CHEERING ]
DO ME, SCOTT!
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BLESS ME!
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NU-U-UH!
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OH!
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NUH!
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NU-U-UH!
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[ AUDIENCE CHEERING ]
[ AUDIENCE CHANTING "SCOTTIE!" ]
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THE "MOTIVATION BY SCOTT" VHS
BOX SET CAN BE YOURS FOR JUST
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THREE EASY PAYMENTS OF $15.99.
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ORDER NOW.
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I COULDN'T CHOOSE BETWEEN A
COVER, AND, LUCKILY, I'M IN A
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POSITION WHERE I COULD FUCKING
CHOOSE.
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I HAVE FOUR DIFFERENT FUCKING
COVERS.
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I'M FUCKING STOKED!
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I DON'T KNOW WHERE THE FOURTH
ONE IS, THOUGH.
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YOU MEAN THIS ONE IN FRONT OF
YOU?
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YEAH. THAT'S EVERYONE'S FACE.
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THOSE ARE MY LIPS.
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NO, THOSE ARE MY TEETH.
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THAT'S TABBY'S LIPS, HODGY'S
EARS, SYD'S EYE, FRANK'S EYE,
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LARRY'S NOSE, HODGY'S EYEBROWS,
MATT MARTIAN'S HEAD...
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FUCKING
UH...
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NO, THOSE ARE MIKE D's EYEBROWS
AND FUCKING DOMO'S BEARD.
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HELL YEAH, YOU PUNK BITCH.
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WHOO!
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NOW, THAT WAS GROOVY, BABY.
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[ CANNED LAUGHTER ]
IT SURE WAS GROOVY.
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[ LAUGHS ]
I HAVE SOMETHING TO TELL YOU,
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THOUGH, BABY.
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WHAT?
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I'M A MAN!
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WHAT?!
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[ CANNED LAUGHTER ]
YOU DAMN TIKI!
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AAH!
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[ TELEPHONE CLANGS ]
WOW!
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HEY, PETER AND GREG.
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OUR BROTHER IS SUCH A JIVE
TURKEY.
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[ LAUGHS ]
OH, WATCH OUT!
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OH! OH! OH!
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GET OUT OF HERE!
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AAH!
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PETER AND GREG!
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DAMN TIKI!
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OH!
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AAH!
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[ THEME SONG PLAYS ]
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PUT YOUR HEAD IN THERE.
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NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO!
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NOT RIGHT HERE.
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IT WAS RIGHT HERE.
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RIGHT HERE.
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THIS AREA, RIGHT HERE.
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YOU GO OUT, AND PEOPLE ARE,
LIKE, WAITING FOR YOU TO TURN 18
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TO WHUP YOUR ASS, YOU GET
NERVOUS.
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[ LAUGHTER ]
HE'S AS NERVOUS AS FUCK OUT
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HERE, YO.
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YOU KNOW WHAT THEY SAY --
WHEN YOU HIT A COUPLE BOTTLES,
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YOU LIVING THE LIFE.
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CHEERS! MWAH!
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