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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:10,010 --> 00:00:13,000 AND NOW THE WEATHER WITH DICK DRIZZLE, LIVE ON LOCATION. 2 00:00:13,005 --> 00:00:13,995 THANKS, GUYS. 3 00:00:14,004 --> 00:00:15,014 THIS IS DICK DRIZZLE. 4 00:00:15,008 --> 00:00:17,998 I'M HERE IN FRONT OF A WALL FACING THE FUCKING HAILSTORM OF 5 00:00:18,004 --> 00:00:19,014 A LIFETIME! 6 00:00:19,015 --> 00:00:21,005 AAH! 7 00:00:21,014 --> 00:00:23,014 [ LAUGHTER ] OW! 8 00:00:28,009 --> 00:00:31,009 HEY! HEY! HEY! HEY! 9 00:00:31,008 --> 00:00:31,018 HEY! 10 00:00:31,021 --> 00:00:33,011 HEY! HEY! HEY! HEY! HEY! 11 00:00:33,012 --> 00:00:35,022 [ ROARS ] 12 00:00:39,004 --> 00:00:41,024 ♪ I LIKE CHEESE ♪ ♪ I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I ♪ 13 00:00:41,019 --> 00:00:44,009 ♪ LI-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-KE ♪ 14 00:00:44,010 --> 00:00:47,010 ♪ CHEESE ♪ CHEESE! CHEESE! CHEESE! 15 00:00:47,014 --> 00:00:49,004 AGHHHHHHHHH! AGHHHHHHHHH! 16 00:00:49,005 --> 00:00:49,015 LOITER SQUAD. 17 00:00:49,021 --> 00:00:51,011 AGHHHHHHHHH! 18 00:00:51,009 --> 00:00:52,999 LAST TIME ON "THE BRADY BUNCH," THE FAMILY 19 00:00:53,006 --> 00:00:55,006 WENT ON VACATION IN HAWAII. 20 00:00:55,016 --> 00:00:55,996 WE'RE AT THE BEACH. 21 00:00:56,005 --> 00:00:57,005 NO SHIT SON. 22 00:00:57,010 --> 00:01:01,010 WHILE EXPLORING THE BEACH, BOBBY FOUND A SMALL IDOL WASHED 23 00:01:01,016 --> 00:01:02,996 UP ON THE ROCKS. 24 00:01:03,004 --> 00:01:08,004 UNAWARE THAT THE IDOL IS AN EVIL TABOO, BRINGING BAD LUCK TO ALL 25 00:01:08,005 --> 00:01:08,015 WHO TOUCH IT. 26 00:01:08,021 --> 00:01:09,011 [ THUNDER CRASHES ] NO-O-O! 27 00:01:09,009 --> 00:01:13,019 AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! 28 00:01:13,021 --> 00:01:17,001 CHECK IT OUT -- WITH THIS LUCKY TALISMAN, I'M GONNA WIN 29 00:01:17,002 --> 00:01:19,022 THE SURF COMPETITION. 30 00:01:19,021 --> 00:01:21,001 [ SURF MUSIC PLAYS ] WOW! 31 00:01:26,010 --> 00:01:27,000 OH, GREAT! DIG IT! 32 00:01:27,006 --> 00:01:27,012 YEAH, GOOD JOB! 33 00:01:27,014 --> 00:01:29,014 COWABUNGA! 34 00:01:29,009 --> 00:01:30,999 HE'S WILD. 35 00:01:33,006 --> 00:01:34,016 Together: OOH! 36 00:01:34,017 --> 00:01:36,017 SHIT, FUCK GEEZ! 37 00:01:36,018 --> 00:01:37,008 GO GET HIM! 38 00:01:37,011 --> 00:01:39,011 OH, MAN! 39 00:01:39,010 --> 00:01:43,010 [ CANNED LAUGHTER ] ♪ THERE WAS A NIGGA ♪ 40 00:01:43,014 --> 00:01:44,004 BLACK. 41 00:01:44,006 --> 00:01:45,006 ♪ AND A LADY ♪ B-B-BLACK. 42 00:01:45,007 --> 00:01:48,017 ♪ AND THEY MET AND HAD A COUPLE OF BABIES ♪ 43 00:01:48,021 --> 00:01:51,011 ♪ A BUNCH OF BLACK PEOPLE ♪ ♪ THEY'RE ALL BLACK KIDS ♪ 44 00:01:51,007 --> 00:01:52,007 BLACK. 45 00:01:52,008 --> 00:01:55,008 ♪ LIVING UNDER ONE HOUSE ♪ ♪ BLACK PEOPLE ♪ 46 00:01:55,014 --> 00:01:59,024 ♪ ALICE IS ON PAROLE ♪ ♪ GOVERNMENT CHEESE ♪ 47 00:01:59,022 --> 00:02:02,002 THIS NIGGA JIMMY REALLY SUSSED CHRIS TODAY. 48 00:02:02,006 --> 00:02:03,006 HOW'D JIMMY SUSS CHRIS? 49 00:02:03,014 --> 00:02:04,014 YOU DIDN'T HEAR? 50 00:02:04,014 --> 00:02:05,014 MNH-MNH. 51 00:02:05,009 --> 00:02:07,019 THIS NIGGA HIT UP HIS GIRL AND -- 52 00:02:07,023 --> 00:02:10,013 [ SNORTING ] [ COUGHS ] 53 00:02:10,007 --> 00:02:19,007 [ SNORTING CONTINUES ] [ HAWKING ] 54 00:02:19,007 --> 00:02:19,017 OOH. MY BAD. 55 00:02:19,019 --> 00:02:22,019 THAT GOT IN YOUR EYE? 56 00:02:22,017 --> 00:02:24,017 BUT ANYWAYS... 57 00:02:24,022 --> 00:02:28,002 I DON'T EVEN REMEMBER WHAT I WAS ABOUT TO SAY. 58 00:02:28,006 --> 00:02:29,006 [ ASIAN MUSIC PLAYS ] 59 00:02:35,018 --> 00:02:36,018 BLACK BUDDHA, WHY DOES LIONEL SCARE ME? 60 00:02:36,019 --> 00:02:39,009 IS IT BECAUSE I'M AFRAID OF THE DARK? 61 00:02:39,008 --> 00:02:43,008 IF YOU COME TOWARDS LIONEL WITH A FLASHLIGHT, THEN THE 62 00:02:43,009 --> 00:02:46,009 LIGHT WILL CONQUER THE DARK. 63 00:02:46,015 --> 00:02:48,005 WHAT ABOUT LEON, BLACK BUDDHA? 64 00:02:48,008 --> 00:02:50,018 FROM "COOL RUNNINGS." 65 00:02:50,023 --> 00:02:51,013 LEON? 66 00:02:51,011 --> 00:02:51,021 LEON. 67 00:02:51,020 --> 00:02:52,010 WHO IS THAT? 68 00:02:52,016 --> 00:02:53,016 WHAT IS "COOL RUNNINGS"? 69 00:02:53,018 --> 00:02:53,998 LEON. 70 00:02:54,005 --> 00:02:54,015 THE MOVIE. 71 00:02:55,000 --> 00:02:56,020 WHAT THE FUCK IS "COOL RUNNINGS"? 72 00:02:56,017 --> 00:02:57,017 YOU DON'T KNOW WHO LEON IS? 73 00:02:58,000 --> 00:02:59,020 YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT "COOL RUNNINGS" IS? 74 00:02:59,023 --> 00:03:00,023 THE JAMAICAN BOBSLED TEAM? 75 00:03:00,019 --> 00:03:01,019 DOES ANYONE KNOW WHO LEON IS? 76 00:03:01,019 --> 00:03:03,009 YOU NEVER SEEN THE TEMPTATIONS MOVIE? 77 00:03:03,009 --> 00:03:07,009 [ HUMMING ] All: OH! 78 00:03:07,016 --> 00:03:09,006 WHERE DID HE GO? 79 00:03:12,009 --> 00:03:15,019 CAN A NIGGA GET HIS TOES TOUCHED? 80 00:03:16,000 --> 00:03:18,010 OOH. THANK YOU. 81 00:03:18,020 --> 00:03:20,010 HEY, IT'S ME -- SABRINA. 82 00:03:20,008 --> 00:03:23,008 GETTING MY MOTHER FUCKING TOES DID AFTER PLAYING TENNIS ALL 83 00:03:23,008 --> 00:03:24,008 DAY. 84 00:03:24,014 --> 00:03:25,014 AHH! 85 00:03:25,016 --> 00:03:27,006 [ LAUGHS ] 86 00:03:27,013 --> 00:03:31,013 THIS IS HOW A BLACK QUEEN SHOULD BE TREATED ON THE REGULAR. 87 00:03:31,009 --> 00:03:34,019 HEY, CINDY, I SEE YOU OVER THERE, GIRL. 88 00:03:34,017 --> 00:03:37,017 LOOKING ALL "MM!" HEY, LITTLE PRISSY. 89 00:03:38,001 --> 00:03:39,021 HEY, WHAT'S YOUR NAME? 90 00:03:39,018 --> 00:03:40,008 HONEY. 91 00:03:40,020 --> 00:03:41,020 HONEY? 92 00:03:41,019 --> 00:03:43,019 REMINDS ME OF THAT ONE MOVIE WITH JESSICA ALBA. 93 00:03:43,020 --> 00:03:46,010 JESSICA -- NASTY BITCH. 94 00:03:46,009 --> 00:03:48,019 I'M ALREADY TURNED UP OFF THIS SHIT 95 00:03:49,001 --> 00:03:49,011 BITCH, DON'T GET TOO DRUNK. 96 00:03:49,010 --> 00:03:50,010 SHUT UP! 97 00:03:50,007 --> 00:03:52,007 YOU KNOW HOW YOU GET WHEN YOU GET DRUNK. 98 00:03:52,012 --> 00:03:53,012 YOU KEEP DOING YOUR THING. 99 00:03:53,014 --> 00:03:54,024 YOU A MESS. 100 00:03:54,017 --> 00:03:57,007 YOU KNOW, I HAD A NIGGA ONCE THAT DIDN'T DO ME RIGHT. 101 00:03:57,009 --> 00:03:59,019 YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING? 102 00:04:00,001 --> 00:04:00,021 NO. 103 00:04:00,017 --> 00:04:01,007 IT HURT MY FEELINGS. 104 00:04:01,010 --> 00:04:05,010 [ LAUGHING ] [ LAUGHS ] 105 00:04:05,014 --> 00:04:07,014 WHAT, IT TICKLES? 106 00:04:07,009 --> 00:04:10,019 AHH. OOH. OH, MY GOD. 107 00:04:10,020 --> 00:04:12,000 THIS FEEL GOOD. 108 00:04:12,002 --> 00:04:12,022 AHH. 109 00:04:12,022 --> 00:04:14,012 [ LAUGHS ] OOH, I MIGHT BREAK CHARACTER. 110 00:04:14,010 --> 00:04:15,020 GOD DAMN. 111 00:04:15,022 --> 00:04:17,012 [ LAUGHS ] AHH. 112 00:04:17,010 --> 00:04:20,000 I GOT SOME PRETTY FEET, DON'T I? 113 00:04:20,002 --> 00:04:21,012 MM-HMM. YEAH, I GUESS SO. 114 00:04:21,015 --> 00:04:23,005 WHAT YOU GETTING INTO TONIGHT? 115 00:04:23,010 --> 00:04:25,020 I DON'T KNOW. 116 00:04:25,021 --> 00:04:27,001 WHOA, WHOA, WHOA, WHOA, WHOA. 117 00:04:27,002 --> 00:04:27,012 WHAT IS THAT? 118 00:04:27,015 --> 00:04:29,005 IT'S PINK. 119 00:04:29,010 --> 00:04:30,010 LOOK AT MY FOOT. 120 00:04:30,013 --> 00:04:31,013 I AM A FUCKING MAN. 121 00:04:31,011 --> 00:04:33,011 [ Chuckling ] NO, I CAN'T. 122 00:04:33,010 --> 00:04:35,010 YEAH, IF I'M DOING THIS, YOU'RE DOING IT. 123 00:04:35,010 --> 00:04:36,010 THIS SHIT SUCKS. 124 00:04:36,013 --> 00:04:37,003 FUCK THAT. 125 00:04:37,003 --> 00:04:37,013 NO, BRING IT. BRING IT IN. 126 00:04:37,011 --> 00:04:37,021 BYE. 127 00:04:37,022 --> 00:04:39,022 BRING IT IN. YES. 128 00:04:39,018 --> 00:04:40,018 BYE, GUYS. 129 00:04:40,022 --> 00:04:42,012 Y'ALL GOT THE GAME FUCKED YOU THINK YOUR BOY ABOUT TO GET 130 00:04:42,011 --> 00:04:44,011 HIS TOES PAINTED, HUH? 131 00:04:44,008 --> 00:04:45,018 Y'ALL DON'T PAY ENOUGH FOR THAT. 132 00:04:45,018 --> 00:04:46,008 FUCK THAT. 133 00:04:46,010 --> 00:04:47,010 BYE, Y'ALL. THANK Y'ALL. 134 00:04:47,015 --> 00:04:47,021 BYE. 135 00:04:47,023 --> 00:04:48,023 FUCK THAT. 136 00:04:48,023 --> 00:04:50,023 MNH-MNH. WHOO! 137 00:04:52,012 --> 00:04:54,012 [ LAUGHS ] OH SHIT 138 00:04:54,012 --> 00:04:57,012 WHAT'S UP, MY BROTHER WELCOME TO MY CRIB. 139 00:04:57,011 --> 00:04:59,021 IT'S YOUNG NIGGA, AND THIS MY FUCKING 140 00:04:59,023 --> 00:05:02,013 HEY, UH, CAN YOU BLUR OUT THE SHOES? 141 00:05:02,012 --> 00:05:04,022 THEY THE NEW UB13. 142 00:05:04,023 --> 00:05:06,013 I CAN'T NIGGAS SEE THAT SHIT 143 00:05:06,016 --> 00:05:08,996 YOUNG NIGGA GOT A GOLD 'FRIGERATOR. 144 00:05:09,002 --> 00:05:12,012 THIS MY FUCKING EXPENSIVE PASTA! 145 00:05:12,011 --> 00:05:15,011 LOOK AT ALL THIS SHIT MOTHER FUCKER 146 00:05:15,011 --> 00:05:16,011 HOLD UP. 147 00:05:16,011 --> 00:05:19,001 OH SHIT OOH. 148 00:05:19,002 --> 00:05:23,002 ♪ OOH, MY WRIST STONE-COLD ♪ ♪ MY WRIST STONE-COLD, AND IT 149 00:05:23,002 --> 00:05:28,012 AND AS WE WAS ♪ FUCKING PAY, BITCH. 150 00:05:28,008 --> 00:05:29,018 GOT SOME AFRICAN ART. 151 00:05:29,022 --> 00:05:31,012 THE STOVE IS A ANTIQUE. 152 00:05:31,014 --> 00:05:32,014 NIGGA, WHAT'S THAT? 153 00:05:32,011 --> 00:05:34,001 THAT'S THE HEATER NIGGA [ LAUGHS ] 154 00:05:34,004 --> 00:05:35,014 YOU KNOW YOUNG NIGGA GOT GUNS. 155 00:05:35,012 --> 00:05:36,012 YOU THOUGHT I WAS PLAYING? 156 00:05:36,016 --> 00:05:38,996 I GOT GUNS ALL AROUND THE HOUSE YOU AIN'T EVEN GONNA NOTICE. 157 00:05:39,004 --> 00:05:42,014 IN CASE NIGGA TRY AND COME UP ON ME. 158 00:05:42,012 --> 00:05:43,012 I LIKE BOOKS A LOT. 159 00:05:43,016 --> 00:05:44,006 I GOT BOOKS ABOUT LLAMAS... 160 00:05:44,013 --> 00:05:47,013 I GOT BOOKS ABOUT POTATOES... 161 00:05:47,011 --> 00:05:49,011 "THE MUSTY BOOK" BY DARNELL. 162 00:05:49,013 --> 00:05:51,013 AND HE ACTUALLY SIGNED IT. 163 00:05:51,015 --> 00:05:53,005 GOT A PHOTO OF HIM RIGHT HERE, OVER THE BOOKCASE, 'CAUSE 164 00:05:53,013 --> 00:06:00,013 DARNELL WAS A GOOD FRIEND OF MINE WHO WROTE "THE MUSTY BOOK." 165 00:06:00,012 --> 00:06:03,012 AND THIS MY CLOSET AND SHIT GOT DAINTIES. 166 00:06:03,016 --> 00:06:04,996 JUST LOOK NORMAL, RIGHT? 167 00:06:05,004 --> 00:06:05,024 WELL, IT'S NOT! 168 00:06:05,023 --> 00:06:07,023 'CAUSE YOUNG NIGGA KEEP THE BURNER! 169 00:06:07,017 --> 00:06:08,007 HUH? 170 00:06:08,011 --> 00:06:09,021 YOU DIDN'T EVEN NOTICE THAT, HUH? 171 00:06:09,017 --> 00:06:11,017 YOU THOUGHT IT WAS A COAT HANGER, BUT NO! 172 00:06:11,018 --> 00:06:14,018 HIT IT A NIGGA POW! RIGHT IN HIS PEE-PEE. 173 00:06:14,017 --> 00:06:17,017 I DON'T PLAY. 174 00:06:18,000 --> 00:06:21,010 LET'S GO TO MY BEDROOM. 175 00:06:21,010 --> 00:06:23,010 THIS, RIGHT HERE, IS MY BED, WHERE THE MAGIC HAPPENS. 176 00:06:23,016 --> 00:06:25,006 LOOK AT THAT. LOOK AT THAT. 177 00:06:25,014 --> 00:06:27,004 THIS MY BOY "D." 178 00:06:27,004 --> 00:06:27,014 THIS NIGGA JUST SLEEP. 179 00:06:27,015 --> 00:06:30,005 THAT'S ALL HE DO. 180 00:06:30,013 --> 00:06:33,003 ALL RIGHT, MOTHER FUCKER THANKS FOR COMING TO MY 181 00:06:33,005 --> 00:06:34,005 MOTHER FUKING CRIB. 182 00:06:34,011 --> 00:06:37,011 Y'ALL MOTHER FUCKERS AIN'T GOTTA GO HOME, BUT YOU GOTTA GETS THE 183 00:06:37,012 --> 00:06:38,022 FUCK UP OUT OF HERE. 184 00:06:38,018 --> 00:06:41,018 GET OUT, MOTHER FUCKER AND TELL THAT NIGGA GUNSHOT I 185 00:06:41,021 --> 00:06:44,021 SAID, "WHOA, WHOA!" PEACE, MOTHER FUCKER 186 00:06:45,000 --> 00:06:46,000 OH, ICE CHILI. 187 00:06:46,002 --> 00:06:47,022 [ LAUGHS ] YOUNG NIGGA. 188 00:06:47,018 --> 00:06:48,018 YO, WHAT'S UP? 189 00:06:48,021 --> 00:06:50,021 IT'S YOUR BOY MOTHER FUCKING L-BOY. 190 00:06:51,000 --> 00:06:52,000 Y'ALL IN MY CRIB. 191 00:06:52,005 --> 00:06:53,995 HEY, MAKE SURE Y'ALL TAKE YOUR SHOES OFF, 'CAUSE MY MAMA DON'T 192 00:06:54,005 --> 00:06:55,995 LIKE FEET ON HER CARPET. 193 00:07:02,005 --> 00:07:06,005 I'M GONNA BE A GREAT DANCER WITH MY LUCKY TIKI DOLL. 194 00:07:06,014 --> 00:07:07,014 HIT IT, LADIES. 195 00:07:07,007 --> 00:07:09,017 [ HAWAIIAN MUSIC PLAYS ] 196 00:07:09,022 --> 00:07:10,022 YEAH! 197 00:07:10,017 --> 00:07:11,017 GOOD JOB, ALICE. 198 00:07:11,018 --> 00:07:12,008 ALICE! 199 00:07:12,015 --> 00:07:14,015 OH, HE'S GOOD. 200 00:07:14,019 --> 00:07:15,999 THAT IS SO GOOD. 201 00:07:16,006 --> 00:07:17,996 [ HIP-HOP MUSIC PLAYS ] AH! LOW RIDER. 202 00:07:26,003 --> 00:07:27,003 ALICE! 203 00:07:27,006 --> 00:07:28,006 [ BACK CRACKS ] All: AW! 204 00:07:28,014 --> 00:07:30,014 MY BACK! 205 00:07:30,011 --> 00:07:31,021 YOU FUCKED UP THIS VACATION. 206 00:07:31,019 --> 00:07:33,019 [ CANNED LAUGHTER ] YOU'RE RUINING OUR LIFE! 207 00:07:33,022 --> 00:07:36,002 MY "HU" WENT ONE WAY, MY "LA" WENT THE OTHER. 208 00:07:36,006 --> 00:07:38,016 [ GROANING ] [ CANNED LAUGHTER ] 209 00:07:38,019 --> 00:07:39,019 AAH! 210 00:07:45,013 --> 00:07:47,013 [ Stilted ] ARE YOU TIRED OF BEING SUCH A FAILURE? 211 00:07:47,015 --> 00:07:49,005 All: YEAH! 212 00:07:49,014 --> 00:07:50,014 THANK YOU! 213 00:07:50,016 --> 00:07:52,006 DO YOU WISH YOU COULD JUST THROW YOUR PROBLEMS AWAY? 214 00:07:52,013 --> 00:07:54,003 [ AUDIENCE CHEERING ] 215 00:07:54,006 --> 00:07:55,006 SCOTT'S AMAZING. 216 00:07:55,014 --> 00:07:56,014 I DON'T KNOW. 217 00:07:56,015 --> 00:08:01,005 HIS WAY WITH WORDS -- IT JUST HITS ME IN MY FACE. 218 00:08:01,007 --> 00:08:03,997 WHO HERE HAS RAISED THEIR HAND? 219 00:08:04,023 --> 00:08:05,023 I HAVE! 220 00:08:05,019 --> 00:08:06,019 YO, I HAVE! 221 00:08:06,019 --> 00:08:09,019 WHO HAS NOT RAISED THEIR HAND? 222 00:08:09,019 --> 00:08:11,009 WHOO! 223 00:08:11,007 --> 00:08:13,007 NOW YOU HAVE ALL RAISED YOUR HAND. 224 00:08:13,014 --> 00:08:15,004 [ AUDIENCE CHEERING ] 225 00:08:15,007 --> 00:08:16,007 I AIN'T GONNA LIE -- WHEN I FIRST HEARD THE MOTHER FUCKER 226 00:08:16,016 --> 00:08:19,016 "WHAT THE FUCK YOU SAYING?" BUT THE MAN GOT SOME GOOD WORDS, 227 00:08:19,018 --> 00:08:19,998 AND HE TOUCHED ME. 228 00:08:20,006 --> 00:08:21,006 NOW I'M A ENPENEUR. 229 00:08:21,016 --> 00:08:22,016 I GOT MY OWN BIDNESS. 230 00:08:22,021 --> 00:08:24,021 I'M A WEDDING DEEJAY. 231 00:08:24,020 --> 00:08:27,010 YOU -- COME HERE. 232 00:08:27,008 --> 00:08:28,008 COME HERE. 233 00:08:28,015 --> 00:08:32,005 [ AUDIENCE CHEERING ] NU-U-UH! 234 00:08:32,013 --> 00:08:35,023 [ AUDIENCE CHEERING ] DO ME, SCOTT! 235 00:08:35,021 --> 00:08:37,001 BLESS ME! 236 00:08:37,003 --> 00:08:37,023 NU-U-UH! 237 00:08:37,021 --> 00:08:38,011 OH! 238 00:08:38,016 --> 00:08:41,016 NUH! 239 00:08:43,016 --> 00:08:45,016 NU-U-UH! 240 00:08:45,020 --> 00:08:53,010 [ AUDIENCE CHEERING ] [ AUDIENCE CHANTING "SCOTTIE!" ] 241 00:08:53,016 --> 00:08:56,996 THE "MOTIVATION BY SCOTT" VHS BOX SET CAN BE YOURS FOR JUST 242 00:08:57,003 --> 00:08:59,023 THREE EASY PAYMENTS OF $15.99. 243 00:09:00,001 --> 00:09:02,021 ORDER NOW. 244 00:09:02,021 --> 00:09:05,021 I COULDN'T CHOOSE BETWEEN A COVER, AND, LUCKILY, I'M IN A 245 00:09:05,017 --> 00:09:07,997 POSITION WHERE I COULD FUCKING CHOOSE. 246 00:09:08,004 --> 00:09:09,024 I HAVE FOUR DIFFERENT FUCKING COVERS. 247 00:09:10,001 --> 00:09:10,021 I'M FUCKING STOKED! 248 00:09:11,001 --> 00:09:13,001 I DON'T KNOW WHERE THE FOURTH ONE IS, THOUGH. 249 00:09:13,006 --> 00:09:14,996 YOU MEAN THIS ONE IN FRONT OF YOU? 250 00:09:15,004 --> 00:09:16,024 YEAH. THAT'S EVERYONE'S FACE. 251 00:09:16,017 --> 00:09:18,017 THOSE ARE MY LIPS. 252 00:09:18,021 --> 00:09:20,021 NO, THOSE ARE MY TEETH. 253 00:09:20,017 --> 00:09:24,017 THAT'S TABBY'S LIPS, HODGY'S EARS, SYD'S EYE, FRANK'S EYE, 254 00:09:24,021 --> 00:09:29,001 LARRY'S NOSE, HODGY'S EYEBROWS, MATT MARTIAN'S HEAD... 255 00:09:29,005 --> 00:09:31,005 FUCKING UH... 256 00:09:31,009 --> 00:09:34,019 NO, THOSE ARE MIKE D's EYEBROWS AND FUCKING DOMO'S BEARD. 257 00:09:35,001 --> 00:09:37,011 HELL YEAH, YOU PUNK BITCH. 258 00:09:42,020 --> 00:09:44,000 WHOO! 259 00:09:44,006 --> 00:09:45,016 NOW, THAT WAS GROOVY, BABY. 260 00:09:45,018 --> 00:09:47,998 [ CANNED LAUGHTER ] IT SURE WAS GROOVY. 261 00:09:48,006 --> 00:09:50,996 [ LAUGHS ] I HAVE SOMETHING TO TELL YOU, 262 00:09:51,004 --> 00:09:51,024 THOUGH, BABY. 263 00:09:51,018 --> 00:09:53,008 WHAT? 264 00:09:53,010 --> 00:09:54,000 I'M A MAN! 265 00:09:54,003 --> 00:09:55,003 WHAT?! 266 00:09:55,005 --> 00:09:58,015 [ CANNED LAUGHTER ] YOU DAMN TIKI! 267 00:09:58,018 --> 00:10:00,018 AAH! 268 00:10:00,023 --> 00:10:02,023 [ TELEPHONE CLANGS ] WOW! 269 00:10:09,022 --> 00:10:10,022 HEY, PETER AND GREG. 270 00:10:10,022 --> 00:10:13,002 OUR BROTHER IS SUCH A JIVE TURKEY. 271 00:10:13,005 --> 00:10:14,015 [ LAUGHS ] OH, WATCH OUT! 272 00:10:14,018 --> 00:10:16,998 OH! OH! OH! 273 00:10:17,002 --> 00:10:18,002 GET OUT OF HERE! 274 00:10:18,021 --> 00:10:19,011 AAH! 275 00:10:19,007 --> 00:10:20,997 PETER AND GREG! 276 00:10:21,006 --> 00:10:22,016 DAMN TIKI! 277 00:10:22,022 --> 00:10:23,022 OH! 278 00:10:23,022 --> 00:10:25,012 AAH! 279 00:10:28,001 --> 00:10:29,021 [ THEME SONG PLAYS ] 280 00:10:33,019 --> 00:10:34,019 PUT YOUR HEAD IN THERE. 281 00:10:34,023 --> 00:10:36,013 NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO! 282 00:10:36,007 --> 00:10:36,997 NOT RIGHT HERE. 283 00:10:38,000 --> 00:10:38,020 IT WAS RIGHT HERE. 284 00:10:39,001 --> 00:10:39,011 RIGHT HERE. 285 00:10:39,016 --> 00:10:40,016 THIS AREA, RIGHT HERE. 286 00:10:40,021 --> 00:10:42,021 YOU GO OUT, AND PEOPLE ARE, LIKE, WAITING FOR YOU TO TURN 18 287 00:10:42,019 --> 00:10:44,999 TO WHUP YOUR ASS, YOU GET NERVOUS. 288 00:10:45,003 --> 00:10:46,023 [ LAUGHTER ] HE'S AS NERVOUS AS FUCK OUT 289 00:10:46,019 --> 00:10:47,019 HERE, YO. 290 00:10:47,022 --> 00:10:50,022 YOU KNOW WHAT THEY SAY -- WHEN YOU HIT A COUPLE BOTTLES, 291 00:10:50,019 --> 00:10:51,019 YOU LIVING THE LIFE. 292 00:10:51,019 --> 00:10:52,019 CHEERS! 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