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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,542 --> 00:00:02,792 Ah-hyuck! 2 00:00:02,877 --> 00:00:04,547 ♪ H-h-h-hit it ♪ 3 00:00:04,629 --> 00:00:06,379 ♪ Like father, like son ♪ 4 00:00:07,090 --> 00:00:08,550 ♪ You're always number one ♪ 5 00:00:08,633 --> 00:00:09,473 [both] Yes! 6 00:00:09,551 --> 00:00:11,511 ♪ There's buddies, there's pals ♪ 7 00:00:11,594 --> 00:00:12,434 Yeah! 8 00:00:12,512 --> 00:00:14,852 ♪ You always seem to work things out ♪ 9 00:00:14,931 --> 00:00:16,641 ♪ Can't you see you're two of a kind ♪ 10 00:00:16,725 --> 00:00:18,975 ♪ Lookin' for a real good time ♪ 11 00:00:19,060 --> 00:00:19,980 Whoa! 12 00:00:20,061 --> 00:00:21,191 ♪ A real good time ♪ 13 00:00:21,271 --> 00:00:22,111 Aah! 14 00:00:22,522 --> 00:00:24,022 ♪ Report to the Goof Troop ♪ 15 00:00:24,107 --> 00:00:26,357 ♪ And we'll always stick together ♪ 16 00:00:26,443 --> 00:00:27,693 ♪ Always stick together ♪ 17 00:00:27,777 --> 00:00:29,357 ♪ We're the Goof Troop ♪ 18 00:00:29,446 --> 00:00:31,776 ♪ The best of friends forever ♪ 19 00:00:33,116 --> 00:00:35,286 ♪ Side by side wherever we go ♪ 20 00:00:35,368 --> 00:00:39,118 ♪ We're always ready to roll ♪ 21 00:00:39,956 --> 00:00:42,626 -♪ Now gimme a beat ♪ -♪ We're the Goof Troop ♪ 22 00:00:42,709 --> 00:00:44,789 ♪ And we always stick together ♪ 23 00:00:45,545 --> 00:00:46,455 Gawrsh! 24 00:00:46,546 --> 00:00:47,506 ♪ We're the Goof Troop ♪ 25 00:00:47,589 --> 00:00:50,259 ♪ The best of friends forever ♪ 26 00:00:51,468 --> 00:00:53,598 ♪ Now we're calling everyone ♪ 27 00:00:53,678 --> 00:00:55,638 ♪ Come along and join the fun ♪ 28 00:00:55,722 --> 00:00:56,812 ♪ Report to the Goof Troop ♪ 29 00:00:56,890 --> 00:00:58,480 ♪ Baa ba doo da bop baa ba doo bop ♪ 30 00:00:58,558 --> 00:00:59,728 Yeah! 31 00:01:07,525 --> 00:01:09,815 [Peg sighs] When we were first married, 32 00:01:09,903 --> 00:01:12,663 Pete would do anything to show he cared-- 33 00:01:12,739 --> 00:01:14,569 Climb a mountain 34 00:01:14,657 --> 00:01:18,367 to bring me the first blue cornflower of spring, 35 00:01:18,453 --> 00:01:20,543 work any job he could get 36 00:01:20,622 --> 00:01:24,882 just to earn enough money to buy me a little gold ring. 37 00:01:24,959 --> 00:01:27,209 [Goofy] Aw. Isn't that sweet? 38 00:01:27,295 --> 00:01:30,915 [Peg] Yeah. He worshiped the earth clods I walked on. 39 00:01:31,007 --> 00:01:32,967 Kept a jar of them under his pillow. 40 00:01:33,051 --> 00:01:36,431 But now that it's our 20th anniversary, 41 00:01:36,513 --> 00:01:38,973 he'd sooner remember the number of dimples 42 00:01:39,057 --> 00:01:40,307 on his golf balls 43 00:01:40,392 --> 00:01:42,442 than the day we tied the knot! 44 00:01:42,519 --> 00:01:44,189 You watch. He'll come home 45 00:01:44,270 --> 00:01:46,520 expecting to be waited on like King Tut 46 00:01:46,606 --> 00:01:49,186 till I drop a hint the size of a doghouse. 47 00:01:49,275 --> 00:01:52,445 Then he'll fly off in a panic and buy me some cheap present 48 00:01:52,529 --> 00:01:55,619 to schmooze me into one more year of free maid service. 49 00:01:55,699 --> 00:01:58,989 [sigh] He just doesn't appreciate me anymore. 50 00:01:59,077 --> 00:02:01,827 If only I could get back the guy I married. 51 00:02:01,913 --> 00:02:04,623 -Aw. -Poor Mom. 52 00:02:04,708 --> 00:02:07,288 You know, the ol' Petey's gotta be kickin' around 53 00:02:07,377 --> 00:02:09,497 somewhere under all those layers of flab. 54 00:02:09,587 --> 00:02:11,297 Wonder if there's a way to dredge him out. 55 00:02:11,381 --> 00:02:13,051 Yeahhh! 56 00:02:16,177 --> 00:02:17,467 After a long, hard day 57 00:02:17,554 --> 00:02:19,014 of putting my feet up on my desk, 58 00:02:19,097 --> 00:02:20,517 can't wait to kick off my shoes. 59 00:02:20,598 --> 00:02:22,018 Peg! What'd y'do 60 00:02:22,100 --> 00:02:23,850 with my Harvey Hippo lounging socks? 61 00:02:23,935 --> 00:02:25,645 [Peg] They're on your feet. 62 00:02:26,646 --> 00:02:27,726 Oh. Yeah. 63 00:02:27,814 --> 00:02:28,864 When's dinner? 64 00:02:28,940 --> 00:02:30,570 Ready in 15 minutes. 65 00:02:30,650 --> 00:02:33,070 Awww, that's five minutes late. 66 00:02:33,153 --> 00:02:34,953 But, punkin, you know 67 00:02:35,030 --> 00:02:36,570 I can't watch The Crumnuts Family 68 00:02:36,656 --> 00:02:37,816 on an empty stomach. 69 00:02:37,907 --> 00:02:39,577 If it doesn't get my rating share, 70 00:02:39,659 --> 00:02:41,829 the sponsors will cut its U.N. donations. 71 00:02:41,911 --> 00:02:43,751 Cities will starve in Lower Slovobia. 72 00:02:43,830 --> 00:02:45,580 So go light a fire under that pasta maker! 73 00:02:47,167 --> 00:02:49,207 Any second now... 74 00:02:49,294 --> 00:02:50,384 [knock on door] 75 00:02:50,462 --> 00:02:52,052 [chuckle] 76 00:02:52,130 --> 00:02:54,470 OK. You sly ol' fox. Where'd y'hide it? 77 00:02:54,549 --> 00:02:57,049 I'm dying to find out what is it this year. 78 00:02:57,135 --> 00:02:58,675 What what is? 79 00:02:58,762 --> 00:03:01,602 Why, Peg's anniversary present, what else? 80 00:03:01,681 --> 00:03:03,221 Anniversary? 81 00:03:03,308 --> 00:03:04,678 Yipe! 82 00:03:04,768 --> 00:03:06,598 Left my dandruff scraper back at the office. 83 00:03:06,686 --> 00:03:07,936 I'll be right back. 84 00:03:08,021 --> 00:03:11,781 I give him, ohhh, 10 minutes. 85 00:03:11,858 --> 00:03:14,238 Three to realize all the stores are closed... 86 00:03:14,319 --> 00:03:16,279 [mumbling] 87 00:03:16,363 --> 00:03:20,413 Two to pull an anniversary rabbit out of a trash can. 88 00:03:20,492 --> 00:03:22,992 [mumbling] One man's trash is another man's-- 89 00:03:23,078 --> 00:03:25,328 Ohh! [mumbling] 90 00:03:25,413 --> 00:03:27,963 Four more to shake down a gumball machine. 91 00:03:28,041 --> 00:03:30,251 Come on, you stinking, rotten, lousy gum-- 92 00:03:30,335 --> 00:03:32,045 And a minute travel time, 93 00:03:32,128 --> 00:03:35,918 which leaves 3, 2, 1, and... 94 00:03:36,007 --> 00:03:37,337 Cue the hubby. 95 00:03:37,425 --> 00:03:39,505 Crumbcake! Ha ha! 96 00:03:39,594 --> 00:03:42,264 Betcha thought I forgot our anniversary. 97 00:03:42,347 --> 00:03:46,267 Pete-ums would rather forget the corns on his tootsers. 98 00:03:46,351 --> 00:03:49,481 For you, my little liver spot. 99 00:03:50,897 --> 00:03:52,107 Plastic flowers. 100 00:03:52,190 --> 00:03:53,900 OK, so they don't smell, 101 00:03:53,983 --> 00:03:55,323 but they won't wilt, either. 102 00:03:55,402 --> 00:03:58,822 And look! I gotcha jewelry, too! 103 00:03:58,905 --> 00:04:00,155 A plastic penny ring. 104 00:04:00,240 --> 00:04:02,240 Nickel ring! Almost broke my toe 105 00:04:02,325 --> 00:04:04,235 kicking it outta the gum machine. 106 00:04:04,327 --> 00:04:05,867 I'm surprised you didn't give me 107 00:04:05,954 --> 00:04:08,164 a bottle of yesterday's bath water. 108 00:04:08,248 --> 00:04:10,628 You don't care about me anymore! 109 00:04:10,709 --> 00:04:13,629 [sobbing] 110 00:04:13,712 --> 00:04:16,302 But--but--but, peach fuzz! 111 00:04:16,381 --> 00:04:18,631 [Peg] Go make your own pasta! 112 00:04:18,717 --> 00:04:20,137 [giggling] 113 00:04:22,345 --> 00:04:25,015 Goof! Help! If I don't get her a real present, 114 00:04:25,098 --> 00:04:26,638 I'll be eatin' refried dog food 115 00:04:26,725 --> 00:04:27,925 for the next 50 years! 116 00:04:28,018 --> 00:04:29,638 You gotta think of somethin' quick! 117 00:04:29,728 --> 00:04:33,188 Hmm. Somethin' to show ya care more about Peg 118 00:04:33,273 --> 00:04:35,863 than a plate of twice-chewed chicken gristle, huh? 119 00:04:35,942 --> 00:04:37,532 I got it! 120 00:04:37,610 --> 00:04:40,070 How about taking her on a second honeymoon? 121 00:04:40,155 --> 00:04:42,235 One of them there tropical vacations 122 00:04:42,323 --> 00:04:43,993 with all the fixin's! 123 00:04:44,075 --> 00:04:47,825 Happen to have a brochure right, uh, here! 124 00:04:47,912 --> 00:04:51,882 A first-class flight to the resort island of Moulah Moulah! 125 00:04:51,958 --> 00:04:53,498 Swayin' palm trees, 126 00:04:53,585 --> 00:04:55,415 romantical sunsets, 127 00:04:55,503 --> 00:04:56,673 talkin' parrots an'-- 128 00:04:56,755 --> 00:04:58,585 Book me the best vacation they got! 129 00:04:58,673 --> 00:05:01,183 Uh! 15 bucks. 130 00:05:01,259 --> 00:05:04,509 And I want you to spend every dime. 131 00:05:04,596 --> 00:05:08,596 I'm sparin' no expense for my little mushroom cap. 132 00:05:09,934 --> 00:05:13,194 Oh, okra blossom, 133 00:05:13,271 --> 00:05:15,021 dry those pretty little peepers 134 00:05:15,106 --> 00:05:18,186 an' pull yer muu-muu outta mothballs. 135 00:05:18,276 --> 00:05:20,356 We're having a second honeymoon. 136 00:05:21,112 --> 00:05:22,362 We are? 137 00:05:22,447 --> 00:05:25,867 Oh, chipmunk cheeks. 138 00:05:26,493 --> 00:05:30,713 [Peg] Oh, I can't tell you what this means to me! 139 00:05:30,789 --> 00:05:31,829 [giggle] 140 00:05:35,877 --> 00:05:37,207 You were right, Goof. 141 00:05:37,295 --> 00:05:39,625 Best 15 bucks I ever spent. 142 00:05:39,714 --> 00:05:41,344 14 more than I wanted to spend, 143 00:05:41,424 --> 00:05:43,804 but I can cut back on her birth-- What? 144 00:05:43,885 --> 00:05:47,345 [stutters] Aren't we taking one of them big babies? 145 00:05:47,472 --> 00:05:49,892 Sorry. All you can get for 15 bucks 146 00:05:49,974 --> 00:05:52,984 is bottom-of-the-line I'd-rather-travel-by-mule flight. 147 00:05:53,353 --> 00:05:54,273 Yes. 148 00:05:54,479 --> 00:05:57,109 Time to board, peach fuzz. No peekin' now. 149 00:05:57,190 --> 00:05:59,940 Wanna keep our romantic destination a secret 150 00:06:00,026 --> 00:06:03,316 so's it don't spoil the surprise. Yeah. 151 00:06:04,989 --> 00:06:07,369 Oh, ha ha! Petey-pie! 152 00:06:07,450 --> 00:06:09,990 You're so romantic! 153 00:06:10,078 --> 00:06:12,078 Yeah, well, you know, 154 00:06:12,163 --> 00:06:13,793 nothing's too good 155 00:06:13,873 --> 00:06:16,543 for my li'l pumpkin rind, yeah. 156 00:06:16,626 --> 00:06:18,746 [Goofy over intercom] Good evenin', ladies n' gents. 157 00:06:18,837 --> 00:06:21,717 Welcome aboard Flight 6 7/8 158 00:06:21,798 --> 00:06:23,718 to the island of Moulah Moulah! 159 00:06:23,800 --> 00:06:25,800 Time fer takeoff. 160 00:06:29,139 --> 00:06:31,889 Please return yer seats to the upright position, 161 00:06:31,975 --> 00:06:33,635 unless you'd prefer full tilt, 162 00:06:33,727 --> 00:06:36,397 half tilt, spin cycle, reverse-o-matic... 163 00:06:37,480 --> 00:06:39,770 Hey, Operation Anniversary 164 00:06:39,858 --> 00:06:42,318 is about to go into high gear! 165 00:06:42,402 --> 00:06:44,362 Ladies and gentlemen, 166 00:06:44,446 --> 00:06:45,946 fer yer dinin' pleasure, 167 00:06:46,031 --> 00:06:48,991 Chef Goof-ay's Polynesian specialty-- 168 00:06:49,075 --> 00:06:51,325 Fried octy-pus in prune sauce 169 00:06:51,411 --> 00:06:53,461 with jellyfish jam. Ah-hyuck! 170 00:06:53,538 --> 00:06:55,118 Ah-hyuck! Boney appe-teet! 171 00:06:55,206 --> 00:06:56,286 [gagging] 172 00:06:56,374 --> 00:06:58,294 I couldn't possibly eat. 173 00:06:58,376 --> 00:07:00,836 My tummy's too atwitter with joy. 174 00:07:00,920 --> 00:07:04,090 I'll just feed you both our portions. Ha ha! 175 00:07:04,174 --> 00:07:06,264 Open wide. 176 00:07:06,343 --> 00:07:08,223 Oh, that's OK, puddin'. 177 00:07:08,303 --> 00:07:10,143 I'm not really hun-- 178 00:07:10,221 --> 00:07:13,271 [Peg] There you go! Isn't that nice? 179 00:07:13,350 --> 00:07:15,980 And now, a love song to chew by. 180 00:07:16,061 --> 00:07:16,901 ♪ Oh ♪ 181 00:07:17,103 --> 00:07:18,103 Ah-hyuck! 182 00:07:18,271 --> 00:07:20,521 ♪ When yer wifey-poo ♪ 183 00:07:20,607 --> 00:07:23,357 ♪ Gets all hoochie-coo ♪ 184 00:07:23,443 --> 00:07:26,823 ♪ Time ta lini-wini- Hooki-pooki-wikki-woo ♪ 185 00:07:26,905 --> 00:07:28,405 ♪ Then ya looki-luu ♪ 186 00:07:28,490 --> 00:07:30,660 ♪ Uh, hokey-pokey, too ♪ 187 00:07:30,742 --> 00:07:33,242 ♪ And don't forget ta say ♪ 188 00:07:33,328 --> 00:07:34,578 ♪ Ya really love her, too ♪ 189 00:07:34,662 --> 00:07:36,252 ♪ Oh, then ya-- ♪ 190 00:07:36,331 --> 00:07:37,541 [sighs] 191 00:07:37,624 --> 00:07:39,294 Aw, snuggle nose, 192 00:07:39,376 --> 00:07:42,626 Don'tcha wanna stay up here forever? 193 00:07:42,712 --> 00:07:43,922 Ha ha ha. 194 00:07:44,005 --> 00:07:46,585 No. I wanna land n' find out 195 00:07:46,675 --> 00:07:49,175 -what our hotel's like. -[crash] 196 00:07:49,260 --> 00:07:51,350 [Goofy] Attention, all passengers! 197 00:07:51,429 --> 00:07:53,849 The cap'n informs me we lost our engines! 198 00:07:53,932 --> 00:07:55,732 Please stand by to bail out! 199 00:07:55,809 --> 00:07:58,019 Hmm, time to bail out. 200 00:07:58,103 --> 00:07:59,563 Jump outta the plane? 201 00:07:59,646 --> 00:08:01,726 Ohh, how exciting! 202 00:08:01,815 --> 00:08:06,025 You'll save me, won't you, snookums? 203 00:08:06,111 --> 00:08:09,571 Aah! Too high. High in the sky. 204 00:08:09,656 --> 00:08:11,906 I'm afraid of heights. I can't do it. 205 00:08:11,991 --> 00:08:13,241 I'm afraid of winds! 206 00:08:13,326 --> 00:08:14,986 To activate yer parachute, 207 00:08:15,078 --> 00:08:16,658 insert yer arms in loops "a" n' "b", 208 00:08:16,746 --> 00:08:17,866 yer legs in loops "c" and "e," 209 00:08:17,956 --> 00:08:19,166 snap "g" into tab "z," 210 00:08:19,249 --> 00:08:20,289 grab hole the rip cordy, 211 00:08:20,375 --> 00:08:22,585 and, ah-hyuck, let 'er rip! 212 00:08:22,669 --> 00:08:24,549 [screams] 213 00:08:24,629 --> 00:08:27,629 Whooa! But there's all that gravity out there! 214 00:08:27,716 --> 00:08:30,886 Gawrsh, not yet. Y'gotta count first! 215 00:08:30,969 --> 00:08:34,679 One, two, three, 216 00:08:34,764 --> 00:08:36,394 four, five, 217 00:08:36,474 --> 00:08:39,444 six, seven, eight, 218 00:08:39,519 --> 00:08:41,599 nine... 10! 219 00:08:41,688 --> 00:08:45,608 [Pete screaming] 220 00:08:45,692 --> 00:08:46,942 Happy landings. 221 00:08:47,027 --> 00:08:48,447 And thanks fer flyin' 222 00:08:48,528 --> 00:08:50,028 Moulah Moulah Airlines! 223 00:08:50,113 --> 00:08:51,323 Ah-hyuck! 224 00:08:54,743 --> 00:08:56,703 [jungle sounds] 225 00:08:56,786 --> 00:08:58,786 Uh, uh, uh... 226 00:08:58,872 --> 00:09:00,712 Whoooaaah! 227 00:09:00,790 --> 00:09:03,420 Ooh! Eee! Aah! 228 00:09:06,588 --> 00:09:10,428 [Goofy] Whaaa-hah-hah-hooieee! 229 00:09:14,512 --> 00:09:15,932 Get offa me. 230 00:09:16,014 --> 00:09:17,564 Gawrsh, I'm sorry. 231 00:09:17,640 --> 00:09:18,730 What kind of vacation y'call this? 232 00:09:18,808 --> 00:09:19,928 Well, it's... 233 00:09:20,018 --> 00:09:21,268 I paid top dollar 234 00:09:21,353 --> 00:09:23,273 to take my wife on a second honeymoon, 235 00:09:23,355 --> 00:09:24,605 and look where you dumped me! 236 00:09:24,689 --> 00:09:25,819 -I'm sorry. -[crunch] 237 00:09:25,899 --> 00:09:28,319 Yow! Bugs! Bugs! Get him off me! 238 00:09:28,401 --> 00:09:29,611 Get him off me! Get him off me! 239 00:09:29,694 --> 00:09:31,534 I'll save you, Petey. 240 00:09:31,613 --> 00:09:33,203 Take that! And that! 241 00:09:33,281 --> 00:09:34,821 What are you-- Ow! 242 00:09:37,494 --> 00:09:40,374 Looky. Peg's parachute. 243 00:09:40,455 --> 00:09:43,495 And her purse and lippystick. 244 00:09:43,583 --> 00:09:45,383 Uh-oh. 245 00:09:45,460 --> 00:09:47,460 Looks like she had company. 246 00:09:47,545 --> 00:09:49,875 She's been captured by natives. 247 00:09:49,964 --> 00:09:51,634 You got to save her. 248 00:09:51,716 --> 00:09:53,756 -Me? -Ah-hyuck! 249 00:09:53,843 --> 00:09:56,603 Wait'll she sees her hubby swinging to her rescue. 250 00:09:56,680 --> 00:10:00,020 Gonna be one anniversary present she'll never forget. 251 00:10:00,100 --> 00:10:02,480 But what if the locals are mean 252 00:10:02,560 --> 00:10:04,150 or eat tourists for breakfast 253 00:10:04,229 --> 00:10:05,649 or have bad breath? 254 00:10:05,730 --> 00:10:07,860 Couldn't we just find a phone and call 911? 255 00:10:07,941 --> 00:10:10,361 Why, by then Peg could be a shrunken head 256 00:10:10,443 --> 00:10:12,033 on some popsicle stick. 257 00:10:12,112 --> 00:10:13,912 And I don't know about you, 258 00:10:13,988 --> 00:10:16,868 but I'd really miss her kiwi chiffon pie. 259 00:10:18,034 --> 00:10:19,794 [Pete thinking] Yipes. Without Peg, 260 00:10:19,869 --> 00:10:21,369 I'd have to cook and clean 261 00:10:21,454 --> 00:10:23,674 and make Pistol eat her peas. 262 00:10:25,458 --> 00:10:26,998 Come on, Goof. 263 00:10:27,085 --> 00:10:29,335 No wife of mine's gonna wind up leftovers. 264 00:10:29,421 --> 00:10:32,261 -[roar] -On the other hand, 265 00:10:32,340 --> 00:10:33,970 she has been lifting anvils at the gym. 266 00:10:34,050 --> 00:10:35,430 Just got her black belt in karate. 267 00:10:35,510 --> 00:10:36,720 She's gonna be fine. 268 00:10:38,054 --> 00:10:40,604 [natives shouting] Yaa! Yaa! 269 00:10:43,935 --> 00:10:47,225 Yeesh. Either I'm seeing sextuple, 270 00:10:47,313 --> 00:10:50,903 or my family tree dropped bad apples farther than I thought. 271 00:10:50,984 --> 00:10:53,704 Lucky it did. No one with my genes 272 00:10:53,778 --> 00:10:55,198 could pass up a good deal. 273 00:10:55,280 --> 00:10:57,740 Well, now, fellas, let me go, 274 00:10:57,824 --> 00:11:00,704 I'll give you free tires, free lube jobs, 275 00:11:00,785 --> 00:11:02,195 free limos. 276 00:11:02,287 --> 00:11:03,617 Icky-wicky yak-yak. 277 00:11:03,705 --> 00:11:05,455 Ig-bay outh-may, man. 278 00:11:05,540 --> 00:11:06,620 [laughing] 279 00:11:06,708 --> 00:11:08,168 Oh, primitive, huh? 280 00:11:08,251 --> 00:11:10,301 Don't know a satellite from a sedan? 281 00:11:10,378 --> 00:11:11,878 Wait till you see what you're missing. 282 00:11:11,963 --> 00:11:14,223 Gimme a spear. I'll draw one for you in the dirt. 283 00:11:14,299 --> 00:11:16,339 Just a thought. 284 00:11:16,426 --> 00:11:18,136 [bird screeches] 285 00:11:20,972 --> 00:11:22,222 Ucker-say eady-ray. 286 00:11:22,307 --> 00:11:23,727 Ommy-may ext-nay. 287 00:11:23,808 --> 00:11:24,888 Oss-cray ingers-fay. 288 00:11:25,143 --> 00:11:27,773 I wish I knew what they were saying! 289 00:11:27,854 --> 00:11:29,774 No! We can make a deal. 290 00:11:29,856 --> 00:11:32,436 I'll give you my fishing gear, my boat, my house! 291 00:11:32,525 --> 00:11:34,775 [female voice] Let him go! 292 00:11:39,324 --> 00:11:42,704 Queen Peg's wish is our command. 293 00:11:44,788 --> 00:11:46,658 Queen Peg? 294 00:11:46,748 --> 00:11:49,498 Hey, don't ask me. For some reason, 295 00:11:49,584 --> 00:11:52,054 these guys worship the earth I walk on. 296 00:11:53,838 --> 00:11:55,548 And the feet that do the walking. 297 00:11:55,632 --> 00:11:58,222 Crumbcake, we gotta talk. 298 00:11:58,301 --> 00:12:00,511 Nobody talks to Queenie 299 00:12:00,595 --> 00:12:03,305 without smoochin' the royal tootsies. 300 00:12:03,390 --> 00:12:04,640 Sure. 301 00:12:04,724 --> 00:12:06,814 Snookums, we gotta split. 302 00:12:06,893 --> 00:12:09,313 Who knows when these guys will stop eating out of your hand 303 00:12:09,396 --> 00:12:11,306 and start picking your bones? 304 00:12:11,398 --> 00:12:12,608 I mean, look at them. 305 00:12:12,691 --> 00:12:14,941 Can you trust faces like those? 306 00:12:15,026 --> 00:12:17,486 Well, I'd like to leave, 307 00:12:17,570 --> 00:12:21,870 but the chief says I can't go until I choose a hubby. 308 00:12:21,950 --> 00:12:24,040 That can't take too l-- what? 309 00:12:24,119 --> 00:12:25,329 I'm your hubby! 310 00:12:26,371 --> 00:12:27,911 Well... 311 00:12:27,997 --> 00:12:30,327 You look like my hubby, 312 00:12:30,417 --> 00:12:32,707 but so do all of them. 313 00:12:32,794 --> 00:12:35,964 I wish I could tell which one's the guy I married. 314 00:12:36,965 --> 00:12:38,875 I'm the guy you married! 315 00:12:38,967 --> 00:12:40,717 Oh, no, no, no, no. 316 00:12:40,802 --> 00:12:43,512 You see, the guy I married cared for me so much, 317 00:12:43,596 --> 00:12:46,726 he'd climb a mountain to bring me a flower. 318 00:12:46,891 --> 00:12:48,061 [elephant trumpets] 319 00:12:50,061 --> 00:12:52,151 Oh, that's lovely. Ooh, thank you very much. 320 00:12:52,230 --> 00:12:53,480 Oh, how pretty. Look at that. 321 00:12:53,565 --> 00:12:55,185 I gotta top these chumps 322 00:12:55,275 --> 00:12:56,855 to get back my own wife? 323 00:12:56,943 --> 00:12:57,993 [Peg giggling] 324 00:12:58,069 --> 00:13:00,409 Hmm... 325 00:13:00,488 --> 00:13:02,658 Say, pally, 326 00:13:02,741 --> 00:13:05,161 would you have a premium posy to spare? 327 00:13:05,243 --> 00:13:07,203 Trade you this state-of-the-art toothpick. 328 00:13:07,287 --> 00:13:09,207 Even show you how to use it. 329 00:13:09,289 --> 00:13:11,249 Got no flowers. 330 00:13:11,332 --> 00:13:12,882 But I do have a map 331 00:13:12,959 --> 00:13:16,209 to the legendary blue orchid of Bumbago. 332 00:13:16,296 --> 00:13:18,416 Wins the ladies every time. 333 00:13:26,389 --> 00:13:27,719 Aah! 334 00:13:27,807 --> 00:13:29,887 Hey, Petey, did you find Peg? 335 00:13:29,976 --> 00:13:31,686 Oh, I found her. 336 00:13:31,770 --> 00:13:33,520 She's got a bunch of natives spoiling her rotten. 337 00:13:33,605 --> 00:13:35,565 Now I gotta risk my life 338 00:13:35,648 --> 00:13:38,188 for some dumb flower to win her back. 339 00:13:38,276 --> 00:13:40,026 And it's all your fault, see? 340 00:13:40,111 --> 00:13:42,491 This trip was your idea, 341 00:13:42,572 --> 00:13:44,122 so you're gonna help me get it. 342 00:13:44,199 --> 00:13:47,199 Don't worry, Petey. I'm right behind you. 343 00:13:52,582 --> 00:13:55,002 Hmm. Must be the Tsetse swamp, 344 00:13:55,085 --> 00:13:58,045 says here it's the home of half a million rare bugs. 345 00:13:58,129 --> 00:14:00,719 [gasp] Some of which feed on flowers, Goof, 346 00:14:00,799 --> 00:14:03,219 which means, if I pick that blue orchid, 347 00:14:03,301 --> 00:14:05,971 the bugs that eat that puppy will starve. 348 00:14:06,054 --> 00:14:08,064 I can't throw an endangered species 349 00:14:08,139 --> 00:14:10,389 on the bread line just to please Peg. 350 00:14:10,475 --> 00:14:13,305 If I take her one of these, it won't even be missed. 351 00:14:13,728 --> 00:14:15,558 [bees buzzing] 352 00:14:15,689 --> 00:14:16,729 Yaaa! 353 00:14:16,815 --> 00:14:18,565 You lead the way! 354 00:14:18,650 --> 00:14:20,530 I'm still right behind you! 355 00:14:21,945 --> 00:14:24,235 Ow! Ow! Ow! 356 00:14:24,322 --> 00:14:25,742 Worst is over. 357 00:14:25,824 --> 00:14:27,534 Only a few kajillion stickers 358 00:14:27,617 --> 00:14:29,447 between you and being Peg's hero. 359 00:14:29,536 --> 00:14:31,406 Kajillion? Sorry. 360 00:14:31,496 --> 00:14:33,416 This is as far as I go. 361 00:14:33,498 --> 00:14:35,918 This lily will just have to do. 362 00:14:36,001 --> 00:14:38,251 Looks more like a tiger to me. 363 00:14:38,336 --> 00:14:41,336 Huh? Oh. You mean a tiger lily. 364 00:14:41,423 --> 00:14:44,763 -Nope. The kind with fur and stripes. -[growls] 365 00:14:44,843 --> 00:14:46,933 Aaah-hoo-hoo! 366 00:14:47,929 --> 00:14:49,639 Knew you'd come through. 367 00:14:49,723 --> 00:14:51,983 Thanks for breaking the trail. 368 00:14:55,562 --> 00:14:58,152 Petey, you found it. 369 00:14:58,231 --> 00:14:59,401 At last... 370 00:14:59,482 --> 00:15:01,322 Some easy pickings. 371 00:15:01,401 --> 00:15:04,491 Says here to be careful of the sticky sap. 372 00:15:04,571 --> 00:15:05,611 Aah! 373 00:15:05,697 --> 00:15:07,197 You try, Goof. 374 00:15:07,282 --> 00:15:08,912 You got a way with shrubbery. 375 00:15:08,992 --> 00:15:11,872 I always hear you talking to your poison ivy at home. 376 00:15:13,872 --> 00:15:16,372 Howdy, ma'am. May I have this bloom? 377 00:15:16,458 --> 00:15:18,168 It's for a good cause. 378 00:15:18,251 --> 00:15:20,301 You see, my friend here wants to show 379 00:15:20,378 --> 00:15:21,758 how much he loves his little-- 380 00:15:21,838 --> 00:15:23,548 Come on. We ain't got all night. 381 00:15:23,673 --> 00:15:25,803 [grunting] 382 00:15:27,260 --> 00:15:28,510 Yeow! 383 00:15:29,387 --> 00:15:31,887 Perfect. She'll love it. 384 00:15:33,183 --> 00:15:34,603 [monkey screeching] 385 00:15:38,605 --> 00:15:40,855 Oh, sugar plum? 386 00:15:40,940 --> 00:15:43,320 Here. Let's stop making me waste my time 387 00:15:43,401 --> 00:15:45,361 and go flag down a plane. If we hurry, 388 00:15:45,445 --> 00:15:47,355 I can get home in time for the Spikers game. 389 00:15:48,990 --> 00:15:50,280 Oh, I'd love to, 390 00:15:50,367 --> 00:15:52,867 but what if you're the wrong Pete? 391 00:15:52,952 --> 00:15:55,712 I mean, sure, you look like him, but... nah. 392 00:15:55,789 --> 00:15:57,499 Couldn't be the same guy. 393 00:15:57,582 --> 00:15:59,382 My Pete would never think 394 00:15:59,459 --> 00:16:02,089 an anniversary present was a waste of time. 395 00:16:02,170 --> 00:16:05,130 [sigh] He used to work extra jobs 396 00:16:05,215 --> 00:16:08,715 just to earn enough money to buy me a little gold ring. 397 00:16:11,012 --> 00:16:14,722 Oh, thank you very much. Oh, and you, too. 398 00:16:14,808 --> 00:16:17,018 I really appre-- Oh, and you. Ha ha! 399 00:16:17,102 --> 00:16:18,732 Thank you very much. Ha ha! 400 00:16:18,812 --> 00:16:20,982 Fine! If she wants jewelry, 401 00:16:21,064 --> 00:16:22,984 I'll get her jewelry. 402 00:16:26,986 --> 00:16:28,906 Say, sport, you got a spare bauble 403 00:16:28,988 --> 00:16:31,698 you'd swap for a pocket comb with only a few teeth missing? 404 00:16:31,783 --> 00:16:34,793 Nope. But there's a ring of legendary beauty 405 00:16:34,869 --> 00:16:37,539 hanging in the stone idol's nose. 406 00:16:37,622 --> 00:16:39,122 Yours for the taking. 407 00:16:39,207 --> 00:16:43,127 Just follow the road to the Temple of Terror. 408 00:16:43,211 --> 00:16:45,551 T-temple of Terror? 409 00:16:48,383 --> 00:16:50,473 [birds chirping] 410 00:16:53,096 --> 00:16:55,516 This must be it, Goof. 411 00:16:55,598 --> 00:16:58,138 You go first. I got more dependents. 412 00:17:01,855 --> 00:17:04,935 Must be some sort of ancient shuttle to the idol. 413 00:17:06,985 --> 00:17:09,105 Wait for me! 414 00:17:13,658 --> 00:17:15,288 [both shouting] 415 00:17:22,751 --> 00:17:24,591 Bet you're glad you kept going. 416 00:17:24,669 --> 00:17:26,459 Ring's almost in your grasp. 417 00:17:38,516 --> 00:17:40,686 [rumbling] 418 00:17:45,398 --> 00:17:47,108 Hurry, Petey! 419 00:17:47,192 --> 00:17:49,072 Yaa-hoo! 420 00:17:55,408 --> 00:17:56,738 Did you get the ring? 421 00:18:00,705 --> 00:18:02,535 Sorta lopsided, isn't she? 422 00:18:02,624 --> 00:18:04,254 Well, naturally. 423 00:18:04,334 --> 00:18:07,714 What you're looking at is... 424 00:18:07,796 --> 00:18:09,626 A priceless antique, 425 00:18:09,714 --> 00:18:11,634 one-of-a-kind idolwear. 426 00:18:11,716 --> 00:18:13,966 Ought to hold you for the next 10 anniversaries, 427 00:18:14,052 --> 00:18:15,642 birthdays, and Christmases. 428 00:18:15,720 --> 00:18:17,140 So let's go. 429 00:18:17,222 --> 00:18:18,352 What a ripoff. 430 00:18:18,431 --> 00:18:21,101 That proves you're not my hubby. 431 00:18:22,560 --> 00:18:23,520 He is. 432 00:18:23,603 --> 00:18:24,773 What? 433 00:18:27,273 --> 00:18:29,193 [priest] Ahem. Now, then, do you promise 434 00:18:29,275 --> 00:18:31,355 to love, honor, and cherish Queen Peg, 435 00:18:31,444 --> 00:18:32,994 take her for walks in the moonlight, 436 00:18:33,071 --> 00:18:34,361 praise her cooking, 437 00:18:34,447 --> 00:18:37,487 and never forget your anniversary? 438 00:18:37,575 --> 00:18:39,655 Sure. Be an honor. 439 00:18:39,744 --> 00:18:42,084 Well, be a relief. 440 00:18:42,163 --> 00:18:45,213 I won't have to trip on her nylons again. 441 00:18:45,291 --> 00:18:47,041 [sniff] Gonna miss that. 442 00:18:47,127 --> 00:18:50,757 Or I'll never have to break out in hives from her perfume. 443 00:18:50,839 --> 00:18:52,879 I'm gonna miss that, too. 444 00:18:56,553 --> 00:18:57,763 You see this? 445 00:18:57,846 --> 00:19:01,056 First anniversary present she ever gave me. 446 00:19:01,141 --> 00:19:03,481 Kept it close to my heart all these years. 447 00:19:04,561 --> 00:19:06,561 Here, pumpkin rind. 448 00:19:06,646 --> 00:19:08,396 Don't have anything else to give you, 449 00:19:08,481 --> 00:19:13,321 but, seeing as how this is our last anniversary... 450 00:19:13,403 --> 00:19:16,533 [sobbing] I want you to have it. 451 00:19:16,614 --> 00:19:19,994 [sobbing] 452 00:19:24,372 --> 00:19:25,292 Aah! 453 00:19:25,373 --> 00:19:26,963 No! 454 00:19:29,753 --> 00:19:32,053 Maybe I gotta leave Peg here, 455 00:19:32,130 --> 00:19:34,220 but I ain't leaving that. 456 00:19:36,551 --> 00:19:40,681 Now there's the knight in tarnished armor I married. 457 00:19:47,312 --> 00:19:50,522 Gonna keep this as long as I live. 458 00:19:50,607 --> 00:19:52,107 Which ain't long. 459 00:19:55,362 --> 00:19:57,492 [gasps] He's afraid of heights. 460 00:19:57,572 --> 00:19:59,032 He can't climb out. 461 00:19:59,115 --> 00:20:02,155 Hang on, pickle juice, I'm coming. 462 00:20:09,209 --> 00:20:12,669 To think you've hung on to that picture all these years. 463 00:20:12,754 --> 00:20:15,174 And you'd even risk your life for it. 464 00:20:18,802 --> 00:20:21,642 You're my real hubby, all right. 465 00:20:25,350 --> 00:20:27,640 Aw, Peg, 466 00:20:27,727 --> 00:20:29,267 my heart's all atwitter, 467 00:20:29,354 --> 00:20:31,154 just like the old days. 468 00:20:31,231 --> 00:20:32,731 Huh? 469 00:20:34,401 --> 00:20:36,151 Uh-oh. It looks like these guys 470 00:20:36,236 --> 00:20:38,106 won't give me up without a fight. 471 00:20:38,196 --> 00:20:39,446 What'll I do? 472 00:20:39,531 --> 00:20:41,451 You could try to buy my freedom. 473 00:20:41,533 --> 00:20:43,793 What have I got that they'd take? 474 00:20:43,868 --> 00:20:48,078 Uh... how about your credit card? 475 00:20:49,457 --> 00:20:51,037 Did you say credit card? 476 00:20:51,126 --> 00:20:53,166 Uh, but I-- 477 00:20:57,048 --> 00:20:58,258 Look! 478 00:20:58,341 --> 00:21:00,391 We're rescued! 479 00:21:00,468 --> 00:21:02,218 Goodbye, everybody. I'm off to civilization 480 00:21:02,303 --> 00:21:04,353 with the man I married. Bye-bye! See you later. 481 00:21:04,431 --> 00:21:05,601 Bye-bye! Kiss-kiss! 482 00:21:05,682 --> 00:21:08,062 Yeah, bye, uh... 483 00:21:12,939 --> 00:21:15,859 We did it! All right! 484 00:21:15,942 --> 00:21:17,782 [cheering] 485 00:21:17,861 --> 00:21:20,951 Wow. Weirdest second honeymoon we ever hosted, 486 00:21:21,031 --> 00:21:23,031 but, hey, money's money, 487 00:21:23,116 --> 00:21:24,576 or as we like to say, 488 00:21:24,659 --> 00:21:26,159 Moolah Moolah. 489 00:21:26,244 --> 00:21:29,584 [whistle] OK, dudes, back to the hotel! 490 00:21:30,248 --> 00:21:33,168 [P.J.] Oh, man, wouldn't Dad croak if he knew 491 00:21:33,251 --> 00:21:35,551 he spent his vacation on the wrong side of the resort? 492 00:21:35,628 --> 00:21:37,668 [Pistol] And captured by his own kids? 493 00:21:37,756 --> 00:21:39,336 [Max] And paid for the whole setup 494 00:21:39,424 --> 00:21:40,804 with his own credit card? 495 00:21:40,884 --> 00:21:44,014 [all laughing] 496 00:21:44,095 --> 00:21:46,885 You know, we really oughta try out 497 00:21:46,973 --> 00:21:48,853 for the next jungle movie. 498 00:21:48,933 --> 00:21:52,063 Hey, maybe Pop could play the chief again. 499 00:21:53,813 --> 00:21:57,403 [Peg] Ahh... the best anniversary ever. 500 00:21:57,484 --> 00:21:59,244 [Pete] But not the last. 501 00:21:59,319 --> 00:22:03,199 I'm never forgetting my pumpkin's big day ever again. 502 00:22:03,281 --> 00:22:04,531 [burp] 503 00:22:04,616 --> 00:22:06,236 Pardon my French. 504 00:22:07,619 --> 00:22:10,039 Just in case he does, 505 00:22:10,121 --> 00:22:11,621 where do you want to go next year? 506 00:22:11,706 --> 00:22:13,536 Hey, how about the Himalayas? 507 00:22:13,625 --> 00:22:14,955 No. Europe! 508 00:22:15,043 --> 00:22:15,963 Skiing. 509 00:22:16,044 --> 00:22:16,884 Africa! 510 00:22:16,961 --> 00:22:17,841 Gooneyland! 511 00:22:17,921 --> 00:22:19,131 Scuba diving! 512 00:22:19,214 --> 00:22:22,094 -Australia! -Tierra del foongo! 513 00:22:23,635 --> 00:22:24,755 ♪ Gimme a beat ♪ 514 00:22:51,871 --> 00:22:52,751 Yeah! 34901

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