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Ah-hyuck!
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♪ H-h-h-hit it ♪
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♪ Like father, like son ♪
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♪ You're always number one ♪
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[both] Yes!
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♪ There's buddies
There's pals ♪
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Yeah!
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♪ You always seem to work things out ♪
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♪ Can't you see you're two of a kind ♪
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♪ Lookin' for a real good time ♪
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Whoa!
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♪ A real good time ♪
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Aah!
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♪ Report to the Goof Troop ♪
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♪ And we'll always stick together ♪
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♪ Always stick together ♪
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♪ We're the Goof Troop ♪
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♪ The best of friends forever ♪
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♪ Side by side wherever we go ♪
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♪ We're always ready to roll ♪
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♪ Now gimme a beat ♪
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♪ We're the Goof Troop ♪
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♪ And we always stick together ♪
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Gawrsh!
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♪ We're the Goof Troop ♪
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♪ The best of friends forever ♪
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♪ Now we're calling everyone ♪
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♪ Come along and join the fun ♪
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♪ Report to the Goof Troop ♪
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♪ Baa ba doo da bop baa ba doo bop ♪
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Yeah!
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[dog barking]
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[Pete] Easy. Easy does it.
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Don't choke now.
This is gonna be terrifical.
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Wait'll the spuds at the rod
and reel club see me in action this year.
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Bull's-eye! That trophy
for casting is in the bag.
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Pete is just another word for perfection.
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Well, ain't this just ducky.
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-[Goofy] Go for it, Waffles!
-[shrieking]
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What the-- whoa! Hey! Ouch!
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Watch those claws, you hairball!
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-[meows]
-Let me out of here!
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[Goofy] You OK, Petey?
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What do you think you're doin'?
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Oh, well, I was teachin' Waffles
to catch a frisbee in his mouth.
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[angry mumbling]
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He wasn't too handy with the shot put,
so I figured--
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Uh, say, Pete--
isn't dancing around on top
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Of a ladder like that kind of dangerous?
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-Whoa!
-hang on, Petey!
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Whoa!
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Get me down, you goofball!
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-[tires screech]
-[horn honks]
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[horns honking]
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[dings]
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[Pete] Oh!
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[tires screech]
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[horn honks]
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-[crash]
-Oh, my gawrsh!
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I'll get you down, Petey!
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But I think I'll need a longer ladder!
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Ah-hyuck!
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-Wha-ha-hoo!
-[crash]
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[mumbled cursing]
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Goof! What?
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Do something, you spud!
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Whoa!
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[crash]
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Oh, I think I sprained my back pockets.
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You're lucky the ground broke your fall.
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You know the thing I like
best about you, Goofy?
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-No. What?
-Your absence!
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I oughta tie your ears in a knot
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and wind you up and--
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[Peg] Can you two male beasts
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stop marking territory for a moment
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and cut the rest of us a little slack?
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-But, turtle-toes, he--
-Hush, Peter.
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I'm teaching puppy some tricks.
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You oughta try that, Petey.
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Pets are a great way to keep calm.
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Pets are only good
for keeping your feet warm
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and blaming your mistakes on.
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[laughs] We're talking about
dogs and cats, Peter, not husbands!
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Now, pipe down and watch puppy
fetch the paper.
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All right, puppy! Let's show Daddy
what you can do!
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I know what that mutt could do,
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and one newspaper ain't nearly enough
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for cleaning it up.
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[grrr]
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Ooh! That's my little poopsy puppy-face!
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Would you look at this?
I need a pair of tongs.
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Well, she saved you a lot of reading time.
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Oh, yeah.
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And she fetched the most
boring part of the paper.
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Ha!
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What is it, Petey, double coupons?
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"Do you know these men?
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Information sought in gigantic manhunt."
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Hmm. You know, one of these guys
looks kinda familiar.
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Why, Goofy, that's you and Peter!
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Told ya I knew one! Ah-hyuck!
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Take cover.
They've finally come to get me.
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Who's come to get you? For what?
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How do I know? I can't remember
all the shady deals I've pulled.
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They wouldn't be after me if they thought
I did something right, would they?
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Then tell us, Dr. Einstein,
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why would they want Goofy, too?
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Because everybody knows he knows me
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and is too stupid to keep a secret.
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Uh, what secret?
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I'll tell you what secret!
I don't know what secret!
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And if I did know, I wouldn't
tell you 'cause you couldn't keep it!
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[both] Oh, that secret.
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I can feel it already. Eyes everywhere.
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In every closet! Under every bed!
On every potato!
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The sense of being watched
every minute of every day and every night!
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Ooh! Life on the run's not gonna be easy.
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I better travel light.
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Bye, diesel-doll.
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The less you know, the better.
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Well, nobody'll recognize me
in these babies.
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Hard to see with these things
at night, though.
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-[both grunt]
-[crashing]
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What do you think you're doing?
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Sorry, Pete. It's kind of hard
to see with these things on.
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Only a goofball would wear
these things after dark.
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Oh, I couldn't sleep, Petey,
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Knowing that I'm a wanted criminal.
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You and I have to talk. Hey!
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What are you doing?
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I'm going on the run,
underground, on the lam, see?
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-And you're going with me.
-You want me to come with you?
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Ah-hyuck! It'll be like one of them
on-the-road buddy movies.
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Yeah. It'll be worth it to make sure
you keep your yap shut about me.
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Thanks, Pete.
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You won't regret this.
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[crash]
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I already do.
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[siren]
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In here, quick!
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Petey, look! Ah-hyuck! We're on tv!
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[exclaims] why don't you just wear a big
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"here we are, come and get us"
sign around your neck?
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Oh! Ah-hyuck!
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Oh! Oh! Whoa!
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Sorry, Pete.
Stardom's a hard habit to kick.
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All right, now, our next stop
is the survival store for supplies.
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Just try not to extract
any attention to yourself.
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Got it. Roger.
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[alarm blares]
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Uh... It wasn't me! It was the goof!
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Congratulations!
You are our one millionth customer!
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-Ooh...
-[crash]
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Gawrsh!
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You've just won a year's supply
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of cured rattlesnake meat.
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What do you think of that, soldier?
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Ah-hyuck! Gawrsh!
A whole year! That's great!
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Isn't that great, Pete?
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Uh. Pete? Pete?
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Pete? Pete?
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[chomping]
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Oh, relax, Pete,
and have some of this jerky.
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[rattling]
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Gotta careful of these things, though.
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-Yuck!
-[doorbell rings]
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Hello?
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[both] Sir, I'm afraid you'll
have to come with me.
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Uh, which one of me
do you want us to go with?
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No, I'm not ready to go! I'm too young!
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I've never been to Disneyland!
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Take him! He's the one you want!
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[both]
You're right. He is the one we want.
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[gulps] Gawrsh, fellers,
can't we talk this over?
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Relax. You're getting an inheritance,
not the electric chair.
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Huh? An inheritance?
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An inheritance, eh?
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[knock on door]
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Yes. Come in. Come in.
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[fumbling with door]
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Turn and push.
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[thudding]
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Thanks. Ah-hyuck!
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Whoops!
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-Whoa!
-[thud]
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-Sorry! Whoa!
-[crash]
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-Whoa!
-[crash]
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Uh, pleased to-- Oh!
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-Pleased to meet ya.
-You know, I'd feel better
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about bequeathing you the inheritance
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if your senior sibling
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was with you, or present, as we say.
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Gawrsh! I never been queathed before.
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What's a sibling anyway?
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-Your brother.
-Ah-hyuck! My brother?
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[man] Yes, your brother.
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Do I really want to pretend
to be that dipstick's brother
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for mere monetary compensation?
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You bet your earlobes I do.
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Oh, baby brother!
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-Where have you been all day?
-Pete?
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It's unlike you to wander off like that.
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It's not?
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He's not heavy. He's my brother.
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Ahh! Wait a minute.
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-How do I know you're his brother?
-Yeah!
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Would you claim to be this goof's brother
if it wasn't absolutely true?
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[both] He's your brother, all right.
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So, what do we get?
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[Pete] Ga-ha-aah...
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Gawrsh!
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Ahh, yes. There it is.
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I just can't believe this.
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[choking] Me, neither.
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Yes, it's all yours--
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Your very own rent-a-pet service.
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I just love-- what?
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Wh-wh-what about the mansion, the pool,
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the stable, the-the cars?
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Oh, well, that's not part of the will.
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You mean you thought that-- Ha ha ha ha!
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You thought that the pool--
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Oh, my!
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Ah-hyuck! Oh, what kind of pets are they?
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Uh, uh, beautiful exotic pets.
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-Yes, that's it-- exotic.
-Exotic, exmotic!
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I don't care how fancy they are,
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they ain't worth the cost
of cleaning up after.
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Well, that's not true in this case.
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In fact, the owner of this estate
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is quite an eccentric,
finds them so intriguing
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he pays a lot of money to have them
around most of the year.
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Yeah? You mean it's like we're collecting,
oh, say, rent?
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Ha ha ha ha. Exactly.
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So wha... what's the van for,
to carry the money?
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Oh, no, no, no, no,
it's for you to take the pets away.
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But--But you just said it's--
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It's the time of year your client--
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And by the way, your only client--
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goes on vacation.
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Don't worry. The rich guy
should be back next spring.
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[chuckles] Have fun!
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-Next... spring?
-Bye! Thanks!
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Thanks? Thanks?
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You goof! Don't you realize
we've just been saddled
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with a bunch of freeloadin' animules?
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Oh, come on, Petey.
Don't be such a party pooper.
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Everybody likes pets.
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Oh, yeah... yeah. That's it.
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We'll just pawn off these critters
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on some other soft-hearted slob
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and we make a few simoleons
at the same time.
254
00:12:25,078 --> 00:12:26,248
[laughing]
255
00:12:27,455 --> 00:12:29,455
That's not exactly what I meant, Petey.
256
00:12:29,541 --> 00:12:30,421
Whoa.
257
00:12:30,500 --> 00:12:31,580
-[crash]
-gangway!
258
00:12:31,668 --> 00:12:34,248
Let's see what sort of hairballs
we got here.
259
00:12:34,337 --> 00:12:37,917
Ha. The fluffier they are,
the more we can charge for 'em.
260
00:12:38,008 --> 00:12:39,088
[laughing]
261
00:12:39,175 --> 00:12:40,675
Aah!
262
00:12:40,760 --> 00:12:44,720
[shouting]
263
00:12:44,806 --> 00:12:47,266
Ha ha! Stop that!
264
00:12:47,350 --> 00:12:50,230
It's no fair tickling,
you refugee from a sushi-bar.
265
00:12:50,311 --> 00:12:52,311
Gawrsh, it's an octi-- uh...
266
00:12:52,397 --> 00:12:54,647
An oscarpete... A tarantula!
267
00:12:54,733 --> 00:12:57,403
This ain't no tarendoolie!
268
00:12:57,485 --> 00:13:00,355
It's an octaprese--
269
00:13:00,447 --> 00:13:03,157
Just call captain Nemo or something,
will you, please?
270
00:13:03,241 --> 00:13:06,911
Now, don't panic, Petey.
The little feller's just glad to see you.
271
00:13:06,995 --> 00:13:08,825
Wonder what else we got in here?
272
00:13:08,913 --> 00:13:10,503
Oh, hey, there, little guy.
273
00:13:10,582 --> 00:13:12,792
-[crunch]
-Ouchie!
274
00:13:12,876 --> 00:13:15,996
I can see where it's easy
to get attached to these guys.
275
00:13:16,087 --> 00:13:17,707
Ah-hyuck!
276
00:13:19,799 --> 00:13:22,469
I can't wait to get 'em home
and see what else we've got.
277
00:13:22,552 --> 00:13:26,262
There isn't a jury in the world
that would convict me.
278
00:13:27,682 --> 00:13:30,442
[Peg] Wha-- I don't believe this.
279
00:13:30,518 --> 00:13:33,768
Are you trying to tell me that
these are our new pets?
280
00:13:35,690 --> 00:13:38,440
An octopus? A lobster?
281
00:13:38,526 --> 00:13:39,396
[growling]
282
00:13:39,819 --> 00:13:42,199
[yelping]
283
00:13:42,280 --> 00:13:45,080
Ooh... I just love this little oozy,
284
00:13:45,158 --> 00:13:48,618
drippy, sticky, little baby-thingy.
285
00:13:49,120 --> 00:13:51,620
[Peg] A slug who thinks he's a puppy...
286
00:13:53,375 --> 00:13:56,955
and an oyster who's father must have
been a satellite dish.
287
00:13:57,045 --> 00:14:00,215
-Radical!
-Awesome!
288
00:14:00,298 --> 00:14:02,088
You kids, be careful!
289
00:14:02,175 --> 00:14:03,965
Yeah, don't hurt 'em till we can sell 'em.
290
00:14:04,052 --> 00:14:07,182
But, Pete, they're our responsibility.
291
00:14:07,263 --> 00:14:09,603
We're supposed to take care of them.
292
00:14:09,683 --> 00:14:11,523
Look, little brother,
293
00:14:11,601 --> 00:14:14,601
They don't mean nothing to me
but money in the bank.
294
00:14:14,688 --> 00:14:16,438
So don't get too fond of them.
295
00:14:16,523 --> 00:14:19,783
Now, now, now, if compassion was perfume,
296
00:14:19,859 --> 00:14:23,359
you couldn't smell Peter
through a barbed-wire fence.
297
00:14:23,446 --> 00:14:27,276
-[Max] Put it up! Shoot!
-[P.J.] Come on, man! Go for it!
298
00:14:29,285 --> 00:14:31,115
[both] all right!
299
00:14:31,204 --> 00:14:33,254
3-pointer!
300
00:14:33,331 --> 00:14:36,291
-Hey, try another shot, smiley.
-[slurps]
301
00:14:41,256 --> 00:14:42,876
[both] Whoo-hoo!
302
00:14:43,008 --> 00:14:46,638
-[Pete] What's goin' on here?
-Uh, we're shooting baskets, sir.
303
00:14:46,720 --> 00:14:49,180
Yeah, he can only dribble on the ball,
304
00:14:49,264 --> 00:14:51,024
but never misses a free throw.
305
00:14:51,099 --> 00:14:54,849
If this guy grows pearls as well
as he plays basketball,
306
00:14:54,936 --> 00:14:56,436
huh, we're set for life.
307
00:14:56,521 --> 00:14:59,691
Pearls? I never thought of that.
308
00:14:59,774 --> 00:15:01,824
You spuds stop teasin' that oyster.
309
00:15:01,901 --> 00:15:03,951
He's only a poor, dumb critter, you know.
310
00:15:04,029 --> 00:15:07,319
-OK, Mr. P.
-Yes, sir.
311
00:15:09,075 --> 00:15:11,825
OK, shell face, open 'er up.
312
00:15:11,911 --> 00:15:13,411
[raspberry]
313
00:15:13,496 --> 00:15:15,496
I said...
314
00:15:15,582 --> 00:15:16,622
Open!
315
00:15:16,708 --> 00:15:18,248
Errr...
316
00:15:18,335 --> 00:15:19,165
Gotcha!
317
00:15:21,755 --> 00:15:23,005
Whoa!
318
00:15:23,089 --> 00:15:25,379
Hey! Let-- lemme outta here!
319
00:15:25,467 --> 00:15:27,297
Eww! It's disgusting!
320
00:15:27,927 --> 00:15:29,717
-Aah!
-Yuck!
321
00:15:29,846 --> 00:15:33,426
OK, buster, you're asking for it.
322
00:15:35,560 --> 00:15:39,440
No mother-of-pearl shellfish
is going to get the best of me, see?
323
00:15:43,443 --> 00:15:46,113
-[munching]
-Hey! You give that back!
324
00:15:47,906 --> 00:15:49,866
Ow! Ow! Ow!
325
00:15:49,949 --> 00:15:51,199
Hee hee hee!
326
00:15:51,284 --> 00:15:53,294
All right, crustacean.
327
00:15:53,370 --> 00:15:55,910
No more Mr. Sweetness and Light.
328
00:15:55,997 --> 00:15:57,997
Chew on this, clam head.
329
00:16:01,044 --> 00:16:03,384
[clam] P-tui!
330
00:16:04,547 --> 00:16:08,177
[laughs] I'll show that hard case
what a fish fry's all about.
331
00:16:11,096 --> 00:16:13,006
Ha ha ha ha!
332
00:16:13,139 --> 00:16:17,939
[coughs]
There's only one thing left to do.
333
00:16:18,061 --> 00:16:19,061
[thud]
334
00:16:20,063 --> 00:16:22,233
Exotic aminals for sale!
335
00:16:22,315 --> 00:16:24,355
Buy one get two free!
336
00:16:24,442 --> 00:16:27,532
I'll give 50 cents for that cat.
337
00:16:27,612 --> 00:16:30,032
-What cat?
-That cat.
338
00:16:30,115 --> 00:16:33,025
-[meows]
-[Pete] Sold!
339
00:16:33,118 --> 00:16:36,448
Hey, that's my cat! Give me my cat!
340
00:16:36,538 --> 00:16:37,408
-It's my cat!
-Give it here!
341
00:16:37,539 --> 00:16:39,419
[overlapping shouts]
342
00:16:39,499 --> 00:16:41,879
[woman] Oh, keep the mangy old thing.
343
00:16:41,960 --> 00:16:43,840
-[Goofy] Whoa!
-[crash]
344
00:16:43,920 --> 00:16:47,340
Hey! You forgot your
two complimenterary pets!
345
00:16:47,424 --> 00:16:49,884
Pete, what do you think you're doin'?
346
00:16:50,010 --> 00:16:53,720
I'm sick and tired
of these mangy critters.
347
00:16:53,805 --> 00:16:57,765
Pete, you can't just sell these guys.
They're our friends.
348
00:16:57,892 --> 00:17:00,602
Well, then you better find
your friends a new home,
349
00:17:00,729 --> 00:17:04,439
because yours truly ain't
footin' the bill anymore!
350
00:17:11,156 --> 00:17:13,446
I've had all I can take!
351
00:17:13,533 --> 00:17:16,293
The sooner we get rid of those
troublemakers, the better.
352
00:17:16,411 --> 00:17:19,621
I don't know why we ever got
into this mess in the first place.
353
00:17:19,748 --> 00:17:20,788
[both] You wanted money.
354
00:17:20,915 --> 00:17:22,995
All right, all right. All right, all right
355
00:17:23,084 --> 00:17:25,634
I'm not perfect, you know, but I'm close.
356
00:17:25,712 --> 00:17:28,512
About as close as left is to right.
357
00:17:28,590 --> 00:17:30,130
[chuckles]
358
00:17:30,216 --> 00:17:31,886
I heard that.
359
00:17:31,968 --> 00:17:35,008
Yeah? Well, then hear this, big shot!
360
00:17:35,096 --> 00:17:38,806
You were the one who went out of his way
to claim these poor creatures.
361
00:17:38,933 --> 00:17:42,403
So you're the one who's going
to take good care of them... or else!
362
00:17:42,520 --> 00:17:44,440
[stammers] Sure, sweetums.
363
00:17:44,522 --> 00:17:46,362
Of course, pumpkin lips.
364
00:17:46,441 --> 00:17:48,281
-Whatever you say.
-[vehicle engine starting]
365
00:17:48,360 --> 00:17:51,450
Will ya look at that? They're leavin'.
366
00:17:51,529 --> 00:17:54,069
Fellers, wait!
367
00:17:55,200 --> 00:17:56,830
Let's talk this over!
368
00:17:56,951 --> 00:17:59,831
All I can say is good riddance!
369
00:17:59,913 --> 00:18:03,003
Peter, you can't just let them
drive away like that!
370
00:18:03,083 --> 00:18:06,173
Oh, but snuggle-bunny,
why should I interfere
371
00:18:06,252 --> 00:18:09,552
with those poor little critters'
pursuit of happiness? Hmm-mm-hmm.
372
00:18:09,631 --> 00:18:11,631
Can you think of one good reason?
373
00:18:11,716 --> 00:18:12,586
[car approaching]
374
00:18:13,718 --> 00:18:16,428
Yaah!
-[tires screech]
375
00:18:16,888 --> 00:18:19,718
Hey! Why don't you nectarines
look where you're goin'?
376
00:18:19,808 --> 00:18:20,678
[car door opens, slams]
377
00:18:21,142 --> 00:18:24,312
Gawrsh, I'm sure sorry about that.
378
00:18:24,396 --> 00:18:26,646
Didn't mean to scare you. [chuckles]
379
00:18:26,731 --> 00:18:28,651
I don't believe what I'm seeing.
380
00:18:28,733 --> 00:18:31,323
Don't apologize to this spud.
381
00:18:31,403 --> 00:18:34,783
Oh, mama, say it ain't so.
382
00:18:35,657 --> 00:18:37,367
Hey, let go of me, you goof.
383
00:18:37,492 --> 00:18:38,542
[yelling]
384
00:18:39,577 --> 00:18:42,207
Listen, dipstick, you've got our animals.
385
00:18:42,330 --> 00:18:43,870
We want 'em back tonight!
386
00:18:43,998 --> 00:18:47,208
And if they ain't here,
or if you haven't treated 'em right,
387
00:18:47,293 --> 00:18:49,923
We'll sue you down
to your long johns, see?
388
00:18:50,880 --> 00:18:53,050
Uh, uh, uh, yes, sir.
389
00:18:54,509 --> 00:18:57,389
Come on, ya goof, let's vamoose.
390
00:18:57,470 --> 00:18:59,010
Okey-dokey.
391
00:18:59,139 --> 00:19:00,219
[car door slams]
392
00:19:00,348 --> 00:19:02,978
Nice to have met you folks.
393
00:19:03,101 --> 00:19:04,981
Ha ha ha hoooey!
394
00:19:06,396 --> 00:19:08,476
tires screech]
395
00:19:08,565 --> 00:19:11,105
Who was that funny-looking guy?
396
00:19:11,192 --> 00:19:12,862
I'll tell you who he was.
397
00:19:12,944 --> 00:19:15,244
He was my worst nightmare come true.
398
00:19:15,321 --> 00:19:18,321
The onlyest thing worse
could be three of you.
399
00:19:18,408 --> 00:19:19,948
Now, stop standing around yakking!
400
00:19:20,035 --> 00:19:21,615
We gotta get them animals back!
401
00:19:21,745 --> 00:19:25,455
[chuckles] Don't you just love this?
402
00:19:26,207 --> 00:19:27,327
[seagulls squawking]
403
00:19:27,375 --> 00:19:28,995
[car stops]
404
00:19:29,252 --> 00:19:31,132
What makes you think
they came down here, goofster?
405
00:19:31,212 --> 00:19:35,012
Well, when you don't want me
around, I go home.
406
00:19:35,133 --> 00:19:36,553
Most folks are the same.
407
00:19:36,634 --> 00:19:39,434
These little guys are fishies.
Home's water to 'em.
408
00:19:39,512 --> 00:19:42,602
Well, then what are we waitin' for?
409
00:19:43,975 --> 00:19:47,765
-Oh, there they are!
-They're headed out to sea!
410
00:19:52,484 --> 00:19:53,784
Pete, wa-wait!
411
00:19:53,902 --> 00:19:57,202
You-You forgot to untie the boat, see?
412
00:19:57,280 --> 00:19:59,320
Whoo-hoo-hoo-hoo!
413
00:20:03,161 --> 00:20:05,581
Where do you sea-turnips
think you're goin'?
414
00:20:06,414 --> 00:20:08,504
Aah!
415
00:20:08,583 --> 00:20:09,543
Uhh!
416
00:20:10,960 --> 00:20:13,170
Whoa-oh-oh-oh-oh!
417
00:20:22,347 --> 00:20:26,097
Goofster, you're as big a pain
as that school of brain food.
418
00:20:27,310 --> 00:20:29,230
If you want these guys to come back,
419
00:20:29,312 --> 00:20:31,822
you're gonna have
to sweet-talk them a little.
420
00:20:31,940 --> 00:20:36,110
Sweet talk 'em?
Are you out of your miniature mind?
421
00:20:36,194 --> 00:20:38,744
I'll never say please
to a bunch of ornery entrees.
422
00:20:45,036 --> 00:20:47,076
Oh, my gawrsh! Petey!
423
00:20:47,205 --> 00:20:50,075
Help! Pl-pl-pl-please!
424
00:20:50,208 --> 00:20:52,668
Save me-e-e-e-e!
425
00:20:52,752 --> 00:20:55,262
[gurgling] Charge!
426
00:20:59,509 --> 00:21:01,929
Aah! Aah! Aah!
427
00:21:04,681 --> 00:21:06,681
Hiya, fellers!
428
00:21:07,308 --> 00:21:08,728
Wow!
429
00:21:10,854 --> 00:21:12,114
Oh!
430
00:21:12,230 --> 00:21:14,230
Help...
431
00:21:18,653 --> 00:21:20,073
[panting]
432
00:21:21,281 --> 00:21:23,951
What do you have to say now, Petey?
433
00:21:29,622 --> 00:21:32,542
Thanks. Ooh...
434
00:21:33,668 --> 00:21:35,378
-[Pistol] Bye-bye!
-Good-bye!
435
00:21:35,462 --> 00:21:37,012
-See you!
-See ya!
436
00:21:38,882 --> 00:21:40,432
-Bye-bye!
-Bye-bye!
437
00:21:40,508 --> 00:21:42,888
Enjoy 'em in good health...
438
00:21:42,969 --> 00:21:45,469
If you can stand the smell.
439
00:21:45,555 --> 00:21:47,965
Well, I'm glad that's over.
440
00:21:48,433 --> 00:21:51,483
Oh, I don't know,
I kind of miss the little guys.
441
00:21:52,395 --> 00:21:54,145
I do have one question, Pete.
442
00:21:54,272 --> 00:21:55,232
Spit it out.
443
00:21:55,357 --> 00:21:58,357
Uh, Pete, if I'm your brother,
444
00:21:58,443 --> 00:22:01,073
how come I'm never invited
to the family reunions?
445
00:22:01,196 --> 00:22:04,486
Never invi-- uh, goofster,
446
00:22:04,574 --> 00:22:06,414
there's something I think you missed.
447
00:22:06,534 --> 00:22:08,914
What is it there, big brother?
448
00:22:08,995 --> 00:22:11,615
[mumbling]
449
00:22:11,706 --> 00:22:13,326
Good night.
450
00:22:13,416 --> 00:22:15,036
Night, Pete.
451
00:22:15,835 --> 00:22:17,545
Oh, brother.
452
00:22:19,214 --> 00:22:20,134
♪ Gimme a beat ♪
453
00:22:20,215 --> 00:22:21,505
[theme music playing]
454
00:22:47,409 --> 00:22:48,699
Yeah!
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