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Ah-hyuck!
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♪ H-h-h-hit it ♪
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♪ Like father, like son ♪
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♪ You're always number one ♪
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[both]
Yes!
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♪ There's buddies
There's pals ♪
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Yeah!
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♪ You always seem to work things out ♪
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♪ Can't you see you're two of a kind ♪
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♪ Lookin' for a real good time ♪
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Whoa!
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♪ A real good time ♪
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Aah!
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♪ Report to the Goof Troop ♪
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♪ And we'll always stick together ♪
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♪ Always stick together ♪
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♪ We're the Goof Troop ♪
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♪ The best of friends forever ♪
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♪ Side by side wherever we go ♪
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♪ We're always ready to roll ♪
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♪ Now gimme a beat ♪
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♪ We're the Goof Troop ♪
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♪ And we always stick together ♪
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Gawrsh!
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♪ We're the Goof Troop ♪
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♪ The best of friends forever ♪
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♪ Now we're calling everyone ♪
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♪ Come along and join the fun ♪
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♪ Report to the Goof Troop ♪
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♪ Baa ba doo da bop baa ba doo bop ♪
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Yeah!
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There! Not missin'
this show no how, no way!
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Three minutes to air time.
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Oh, Petey's gonna be on TV!
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Bury this!
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So nobody trips on the cord.
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A copy for me, one for mom,
one for the academy.
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Comfy? Have some munchies.
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Hey, Goof! Showtime!
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Come on, Dad. There's gonna be
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a big TV news special about Pete.
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Our own neighbour on tellyvision?
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I wouldn't miss that
for all the jell-o in Java.
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Huh? Gawrsh!
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Twenty big ones! Know what this means?
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New skateboard, here I come.
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No! I gotta find
the rightful owner, and pronto!
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What if this belongs
to some little old lady?
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What if she needs it
to pay the mortgage on the--
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I get it, I get it.
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It's like I always say, Max,
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-honesty's the best policy.
-Honesty's the best policy.
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Tell Pete I'll be back
in two tics of a tac toe.
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He's not going to like this.
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Aw, shucks. He'll understand.
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[Pete]
He's doin' what?
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[gasp] Why, thanks, Goof.
You found my missin' 20.
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-Yours? You sure? Can you identify it?
-You betcha?
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Twos, zeros, a picture of Andy Jackson
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when he had more hair and needed glasses.
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You're right. Here you go.
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Oh, I just can't wait!
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I called everybody at school,
and they're all watching.
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[indistinct chatter]
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All right, all right.
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In 10 seconds, you are going to witness
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a major event in television broadcastin',
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a news special devoted solely to me.
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So sit back, relax,
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and try to hold the applause, hmm?
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Good day, Spoonerville.
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I'm Roland R. Havacheque,
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and this is a special presentation
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of channel one
hyperaction news!
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Today a startling profile
of a man called Pete,
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Spoonerville's leading used car dealer,
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as we present "Honest Pete's Used Cars:
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Scam or menace"?
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What? Pfaah!
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[female reporter] Is Honest Pete's just
another consumer rip-off
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or a menace to then entire
free enterprise system?
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You be the judge.
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Hey, look! It's Petey!
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[female reporter] Channel one's hidden
camera was there
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as Pete conned an unsuspecting customer
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into taking a test ride
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in a car specially rigged
to separate the customer
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from his pocket change.
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Heh-heh-heh.
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Sucker!
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Now, now, don't go jumpin' to contusions.
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Haven't you ever heard of finders keepers?
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[muttering]
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Even after the deal's made,
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it's never too late for Honest Pete
to pull the old switcheroo.
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Aah!
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Get that remote control, quick!
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Ah-hyuck! He's a regular TV star.
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And to think we knew him when.
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Yeah. Before the tar and feathers.
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My wives of hopeless husbands group
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is getting an earful this week.
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But, honey mustard, this is business.
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Everybody knows
when their back's turned, anything goes.
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Mommy, can P.J. phone the FBI now?
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Later, we talked to the chief of police.
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These abuses must cease.
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Any more shady shenanigans,
and honest Pete's gonna be jailbird Pete!
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[siren wailing]
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They're coming to get me!
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Don't let 'em get me, Goof!
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We're best pals! Bosom buddies!
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You gotta help me!
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[knock on door]
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There he is!
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Eee!
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I've been looking for you...
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Mr Goof.
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Me?
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Your posters for that $20 bill
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are a shining example
to everyone outside of politics.
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Therefore, as mayor of our fair city,
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I'm pleased to proclaim you
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the most honest man in Spoonerville.
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Gawrsh!
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All right, dad!
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And at note, I'm happy to announce
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the most honest man in Spoonerville
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has just been made custodian
of customer contentment
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at Honest Pete's Used Cars.
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I have?
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That's Honest Pete's Used Cars,
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open seven days a week
at the sign of the big smilin' Pete,
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where no deal's too small
and no price is to high
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for you, the car-buyin' public.
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And remember,
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one double-dealing dirty trick,
and it's off to the hoosegow.
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Yes, your chieftanship.
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Well, I must say I never thought
I'd buy a car from honest Pete's,
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but if one can't trust the most honest man
in Spoonerville, then who?
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[Goofy]
Honesty is our policy.
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Heh-heh. It's working already.
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Hmm... I don't know.
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$5,000 seems on the steep side.
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Sure does.
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Can't worth more than, oh, 12 bucks.
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-Sold!
-What?
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That heap cost me a buck 50!
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[grumbling]
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Going somewhere, Pete?
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Heh-heh-heh.
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Just going to congratulate
my new associate
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on his very first sale.
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Heh-heh-heh.
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Congratulations, Pal.
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Thank you kindly, Pete.
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Here you go. Two 5s and a 2.
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Hee-hee-hee-hee!
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That's... swell.
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Hmm... bent axle, holes in the gas tank...
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I know it isn't much of a car,
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but if I could get
a few dollars for it...
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Well, I guess I could give you
2 bucks for it.
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Oh, that would be wonderful.
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Since my Henry passed on,
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it's been so hard to make ends meet.
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I've sold practically everything--
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my furniture, the wallpaper.
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I had to put the goldfish up for adoption.
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I couldn't afford to change the water
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in his little bowl.
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Gawrsh.
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Here. Here's 500 bucks.
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Oh, thank you!
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Close enough.
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Of course it will be hard
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to get to the senior centre
now that the car is gone,
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but I suppose I'm too old
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and too poor to have fun anymore.
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Gawrsh. Everybody ought
to have a little fun
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once in a while.
Tell you what I'm gonna do.
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I can throw in some kind of vehicle
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to help get you by.
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[neigh]
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Not the Fellini deluxe!
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Honesty is our policy.
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Can't be worth more than 12 bucks.
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I've got to find the rightful owner.
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That's a promise.
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I-- d-- what-- aah!
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[Goofy] What a day! Ah-hyuck!
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Sold 114 cars!
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Here you go, Petey. $39.18.
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Proof positive that honesty pays.
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Pete, so long as the most honest man
in Spoonerville
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is on the job, you're off the hook.
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See you bright and early tomorrow, Petey.
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I never shoulda left the Army!
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Waah!
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[Pete]
Hyuk, hyuk, hyuk.
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Dis car? Gawrsh!
Dis car's only worth $1.09.
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Oops! Forgot that spot of rust.
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Hyuk! $1.02.
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And gawrsh! Oh, gawrsh!
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Don't forget this bag of money
you left in the back seat.
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"The helmet of blind obedience
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makes any mutt your slave?"
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Heh-heh. Ain't life grand?
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Goof, old buddy, old pal,
you've done so well
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that for the next hour you get to wear
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the official crown of sales distinction.
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Gawrsh. Thanks, Petey.
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Well, gosh, oh, golly.
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Would you look at that?
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Tsk, tsk.
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Some poor citizen left his wallet
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in one of our cars.
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Whatever shall we do?
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We got to find the owner!
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Like I always say, honesty is the best...
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Finders keepers!
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Finders keepers!
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Finders keepers.
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I'm in love!
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$100,000?
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What makes it worth that much?
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Got me. Truth is this clunker's
only worth--
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a fib's worth 1,000 facts.
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A fib's worth 1,000 facts.
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Worth 200,000.
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After all, that's what we gave Elvis
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when he traded it in.
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Elvis' car?
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I'll take it.
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Congratulations, sir.
You made a wise purchase.
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Now go out there
and command the road.
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When their back is turned, anything goes.
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Nice job, Goof!
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Thanks, Pete.
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Hey, somebody dropped a penny.
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Well, look at that.
Now what do we do?
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Why, we--
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finders keepers.
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Ah-hyuck! Finders keepers!
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[laughing]
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Finders keepers!
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A fib is worth 1,000 facts.
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When their back is turned,
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anything goes, goes, goes...
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All been sold out,
and it isn't even noon!
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Ha-ha! What sucker would suspect
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the most honest man
in Spoonerville been rippin 'em off?
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Here's all the stuff
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folks dropped in the car, Petey.
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Leave it on the desk.
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Nuh-uh.
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What do you mean, nuh-uh?
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Well, it's mine.
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Finders keepers.
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Yeah, yeah, that's right.
You found, I keep.
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That loot was on my lot,
so it's mine, see?
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Sorry. I found it, I'm keepin' it.
263
00:12:22,575 --> 00:12:24,285
I don't even want it,
264
00:12:24,369 --> 00:12:25,999
but for some reason
I can't to give it up.
265
00:12:26,079 --> 00:12:28,329
Oh, I'll give you a reason!
266
00:12:28,415 --> 00:12:30,075
You got just two seconds--
267
00:12:30,166 --> 00:12:32,206
well, lookie what else I found.
268
00:12:32,293 --> 00:12:34,713
Ah-hyuck! Finders keepers.
269
00:12:34,796 --> 00:12:36,626
Gimme that! It's mine!
270
00:12:36,715 --> 00:12:38,795
Well, this is nice.
271
00:12:38,883 --> 00:12:40,473
What? That's mine, too!
272
00:12:40,552 --> 00:12:42,052
Look at this and this--
give that back! That's my--
273
00:12:42,137 --> 00:12:45,177
and this and this here.
274
00:12:45,265 --> 00:12:47,175
This is nice. Lookie here.
275
00:12:47,267 --> 00:12:49,017
I found it. Finders keepers, you know.
276
00:12:49,102 --> 00:12:52,522
Oh, lookie! Found this and this and this!
277
00:12:52,605 --> 00:12:53,605
Stop that!
278
00:12:53,690 --> 00:12:55,780
OK, OK!
279
00:12:55,859 --> 00:12:57,109
You win.
280
00:12:57,193 --> 00:12:59,283
Take it, you--
just leave me--
281
00:13:01,573 --> 00:13:03,413
that's my car!
282
00:13:03,491 --> 00:13:05,991
Ah-hyuck! Found it sittin' out back.
283
00:13:06,077 --> 00:13:07,407
See ya after lunch!
284
00:13:08,913 --> 00:13:11,043
Come back here!
285
00:13:13,376 --> 00:13:17,046
[humming]
286
00:13:17,964 --> 00:13:20,384
Hmm... Elvis' car.
287
00:13:21,801 --> 00:13:24,181
Finders keepers!
288
00:13:24,262 --> 00:13:25,682
Finders keepers.
289
00:13:28,933 --> 00:13:30,313
That's right, Edna.
290
00:13:30,393 --> 00:13:31,903
It's pink, of course.
291
00:13:31,978 --> 00:13:34,108
And it may be my imagination,
292
00:13:34,189 --> 00:13:38,689
but I swear there was sweat
on the steering wheel.
293
00:13:41,946 --> 00:13:44,946
And then I found a white thread
on the driver's--
294
00:13:45,033 --> 00:13:45,873
Aah!
295
00:13:45,950 --> 00:13:47,910
[humming]
296
00:13:54,417 --> 00:13:56,627
That's all I need.
Try to make a dishonest living.
297
00:13:56,711 --> 00:13:58,841
Next thing I know,
I've gone and invented Goofenstein!
298
00:13:58,922 --> 00:14:01,262
[muttering]
299
00:14:02,592 --> 00:14:04,762
Stop the Goof. Oh!
300
00:14:04,844 --> 00:14:08,644
Snookums! I take back most
of the things I said about you
301
00:14:08,723 --> 00:14:10,483
because the paper is just full
302
00:14:10,558 --> 00:14:13,058
of how Goofy's put the honesty
back in honest Pete's.
303
00:14:13,144 --> 00:14:15,154
And I'm so proud of you that I can--
304
00:14:15,230 --> 00:14:16,730
punkin seed, I hate to get personal
305
00:14:16,815 --> 00:14:18,015
during your lunch hour,
306
00:14:18,108 --> 00:14:19,978
but why aren't you wearing any pants?
307
00:14:32,122 --> 00:14:35,542
Well, now let's see the Goof swipe this.
308
00:14:38,795 --> 00:14:40,625
Hiya, Petey. Ah-hyuck!
309
00:14:40,714 --> 00:14:42,304
Where did these cars come from!
310
00:14:42,382 --> 00:14:44,842
Well, that one was parked
in front of city hall,
311
00:14:44,926 --> 00:14:47,136
that one was in back
of the police station,
312
00:14:47,220 --> 00:14:49,140
that one was just sitting
in front of the bank
313
00:14:49,222 --> 00:14:50,352
with the engine running.
314
00:14:50,432 --> 00:14:53,312
Just all sort of sitting
there, and I thought...
315
00:14:53,435 --> 00:14:55,765
Well, finders keepers.
316
00:14:55,854 --> 00:14:58,614
You didn't. You didn't.
317
00:14:58,690 --> 00:14:59,940
You did.
318
00:15:00,692 --> 00:15:03,362
But nobody will believe
the most honest man in Spoonerville
319
00:15:03,445 --> 00:15:05,775
is a car thief. They'll blame me!
320
00:15:05,864 --> 00:15:08,204
We gotta put 'em all back before-- aah!
321
00:15:13,079 --> 00:15:15,499
Sorry! Can't let anybody on the lot!
322
00:15:15,582 --> 00:15:17,252
Got a big oil spill. Very slippery.
323
00:15:17,334 --> 00:15:19,714
Oh. Did I mention plague?
Yeah, tse tse flies.
324
00:15:19,794 --> 00:15:20,924
Heebie-jeebies, runny noses, horrible.
325
00:15:21,004 --> 00:15:22,174
You don't want to be here.
326
00:15:22,297 --> 00:15:24,627
Yes, I do.
327
00:15:25,216 --> 00:15:28,086
What's my patrol car doing here?
328
00:15:28,178 --> 00:15:30,428
[Pete]
Your car? Here? Gee--
329
00:15:30,513 --> 00:15:33,683
I-- I can explain. It's here...
330
00:15:33,767 --> 00:15:36,267
Here for a free oil change.
331
00:15:37,103 --> 00:15:39,693
Yeah. Well, I'll just check
that statement out
332
00:15:39,773 --> 00:15:41,943
with the most honest man in Spoonerville.
333
00:15:42,025 --> 00:15:43,645
Is that right, Goof?
334
00:15:44,277 --> 00:15:45,567
Well...
335
00:15:45,653 --> 00:15:49,123
A fib's worth 1,000 facts.
336
00:15:49,199 --> 00:15:51,949
Well, Chief, Pete's not
exactly tellin' the truth.
337
00:15:52,535 --> 00:15:53,865
Ah-ha!
338
00:15:53,953 --> 00:15:56,123
It's really here for an oil change,
339
00:15:56,206 --> 00:15:58,876
free set of plugs, and a free wash.
340
00:15:58,958 --> 00:16:01,168
Free plugs? A wash, you say?
341
00:16:01,252 --> 00:16:04,172
Well, OK, but make it snappy.
342
00:16:04,255 --> 00:16:07,335
Whew! Yes, sir, your chiefologist.
343
00:16:09,344 --> 00:16:11,014
O.K., Petey, don't panic.
344
00:16:11,096 --> 00:16:13,926
Quick oil change and a wash,
and he's out of here.
345
00:16:14,057 --> 00:16:15,227
[crash]
346
00:16:15,308 --> 00:16:18,808
You know, this car looks sort of familiar.
347
00:16:18,895 --> 00:16:23,225
When their back's turned, anything goes.
348
00:16:29,989 --> 00:16:31,829
Polishin' it for you, Chiefy.
349
00:16:31,908 --> 00:16:34,488
Never mind that. Finish my car.
350
00:16:34,577 --> 00:16:36,247
Yes, Sir!
351
00:16:36,329 --> 00:16:39,749
That Goof's gonna land me
in the slammer yet.
352
00:16:47,882 --> 00:16:49,432
Gimme those!
What do you think you're doin'?
353
00:16:49,509 --> 00:16:51,139
They're mine. They're not yours!
354
00:16:51,261 --> 00:16:52,141
Finders keepers. I'll find you--
355
00:16:52,262 --> 00:16:54,102
-Gimme them!
-Get your mitts offa that!
356
00:16:54,222 --> 00:16:57,482
-Hey!
-Here. I was just...
357
00:16:57,559 --> 00:16:59,309
Freshening the crease?
358
00:16:59,394 --> 00:17:01,314
Just finish the car!
359
00:17:01,396 --> 00:17:03,186
I don't need my buttons buffed
360
00:17:03,273 --> 00:17:05,283
or my cufflinks laundered.
361
00:17:05,400 --> 00:17:08,240
What's he trying to do,
starting a fashion trend?
362
00:17:08,319 --> 00:17:10,609
[mumbling]
363
00:17:12,365 --> 00:17:14,865
What's my car doing on your lot?
364
00:17:15,118 --> 00:17:18,868
Um... it's a busted
light bulb filament,
365
00:17:18,955 --> 00:17:20,415
bad brake pedal, very dangerous.
366
00:17:20,498 --> 00:17:22,538
Got it right here.
Fix it for you for free.
367
00:17:22,667 --> 00:17:24,707
Courtesy of Honest Pete's
used cars, oh, yeah.
368
00:17:30,258 --> 00:17:32,258
Isn't my car ready yet?
369
00:17:32,344 --> 00:17:34,184
Comin' right up!
370
00:17:34,262 --> 00:17:37,222
-Howdy, Mayor. Nice hat.
-Thanks. Fine.
371
00:17:37,307 --> 00:17:38,597
Aah!
372
00:17:38,725 --> 00:17:40,185
Nice cane, too.
373
00:17:40,310 --> 00:17:41,350
Gimme that!
374
00:17:42,228 --> 00:17:43,608
I beg your pardon!
375
00:17:43,730 --> 00:17:45,020
Great tie.
376
00:17:45,106 --> 00:17:46,226
Let me have that!
377
00:17:46,316 --> 00:17:47,526
That's my cane!
378
00:17:47,609 --> 00:17:48,739
Look what I found.
379
00:17:48,818 --> 00:17:50,278
-That's my hat!
-Gimme that!
380
00:17:50,403 --> 00:17:52,203
Attention all cars!
381
00:17:52,280 --> 00:17:54,030
Be on the lookout for an armoured car
382
00:17:54,157 --> 00:17:56,327
stolen from the Spoonerville bank
parking lot.
383
00:18:01,456 --> 00:18:03,076
[panting]
384
00:18:03,208 --> 00:18:06,208
Where's my car?
385
00:18:06,294 --> 00:18:07,964
It's all ready for you, right over--
386
00:18:08,046 --> 00:18:10,256
-Aah!
-[humming]
387
00:18:18,264 --> 00:18:20,184
Just rotatin' the tires.
388
00:18:22,102 --> 00:18:24,602
I presume my car's been repaired?
389
00:18:24,688 --> 00:18:27,148
Yeah, yeah, it's all fixed. Here.
390
00:18:31,069 --> 00:18:33,409
Hey! Won't start!
391
00:18:36,324 --> 00:18:38,164
Have you goin' in a jiffy.
392
00:18:38,243 --> 00:18:39,453
Aah!
393
00:18:40,578 --> 00:18:41,658
♪ Doo doo doo doo doo ♪
394
00:18:41,746 --> 00:18:43,076
♪ Finders keepers ♪
395
00:18:43,164 --> 00:18:44,794
Minor problem.
396
00:18:44,874 --> 00:18:47,294
Fix it in two shakes.
397
00:18:47,377 --> 00:18:50,417
Not so fast.
398
00:18:51,881 --> 00:18:54,511
♪ Hmm-hmm-hmm, finders keepers ♪
399
00:18:54,592 --> 00:18:56,262
♪ Losers weepers ♪
400
00:18:56,344 --> 00:18:58,224
Ha-ha-ha-ha-ho.
401
00:18:58,304 --> 00:18:59,434
Aah!
402
00:19:00,515 --> 00:19:02,765
Get me down from here!
403
00:19:11,151 --> 00:19:13,991
What is that doin' here?
404
00:19:14,070 --> 00:19:16,240
-I found it.
-You found it?
405
00:19:16,322 --> 00:19:18,992
No! What he means to say is--
406
00:19:20,160 --> 00:19:22,830
there's a million bucks in that truck.
407
00:19:22,912 --> 00:19:24,332
Anybody else would've kept it,
408
00:19:24,414 --> 00:19:29,384
but you, ha, what an honest citizen. Here.
409
00:19:29,461 --> 00:19:32,131
[muttering] My eyes
gotta be lyin' to me.
410
00:19:32,213 --> 00:19:35,473
I can't stand it. I'm going crazy! Aah!
411
00:19:35,550 --> 00:19:38,550
Yes, Sir. We'll just
get it to the bank and--
412
00:19:38,636 --> 00:19:39,636
Oh, I'm not giving it b--
413
00:19:39,721 --> 00:19:41,061
[muffled]
414
00:19:41,139 --> 00:19:42,429
Excuse us.
415
00:19:45,018 --> 00:19:47,188
Obviously, a little knowledge
is a dangerous thing
416
00:19:47,270 --> 00:19:48,440
in the head of a Goof.
417
00:19:50,523 --> 00:19:52,443
Honesty is the best policy.
418
00:19:52,525 --> 00:19:55,025
Honesty's the best policy.
419
00:19:55,111 --> 00:19:57,861
Honesty's... the best policy?
420
00:19:58,490 --> 00:19:59,490
Yes!
421
00:19:59,574 --> 00:20:00,994
[man] There's my car!
422
00:20:01,076 --> 00:20:02,536
Hey! What's going on?
423
00:20:02,619 --> 00:20:04,449
[shouting]
424
00:20:04,537 --> 00:20:06,037
All right, all right.
425
00:20:06,122 --> 00:20:08,382
Now what's the problem here?
426
00:20:08,458 --> 00:20:11,498
Oh, that's the car I bought this morning!
427
00:20:11,586 --> 00:20:13,836
And Elvis' car!
428
00:20:13,922 --> 00:20:15,342
That's my car! That car's mine!
429
00:20:15,423 --> 00:20:17,053
[shouting]
430
00:20:17,133 --> 00:20:20,013
Wait a minute! I can explain!
431
00:20:20,428 --> 00:20:23,468
More free car washes, Pete?
432
00:20:23,556 --> 00:20:26,016
Hee-hee-hee-hee-hee!
433
00:20:39,823 --> 00:20:42,993
Whew!
434
00:20:43,076 --> 00:20:44,576
Thanks, Petey!
435
00:20:46,913 --> 00:20:51,083
Oh, I'm too tired to kill you now, Goof.
436
00:20:51,167 --> 00:20:55,337
I'm broke. I got no cars left to sell.
437
00:20:55,422 --> 00:20:58,092
In fact, all I got left
438
00:20:58,174 --> 00:21:02,854
is this lousy 20
I conned you out of yesterday.
439
00:21:03,388 --> 00:21:05,598
Either one of you
the owner of this $20 bill?
440
00:21:05,682 --> 00:21:07,022
Yeah!
441
00:21:07,100 --> 00:21:09,190
It's mine, see?
442
00:21:09,269 --> 00:21:13,019
Mine! M-y-n! And nobody's
taking it from me!
443
00:21:13,106 --> 00:21:15,356
Treasury department.
That bill's counterfeit.
444
00:21:15,442 --> 00:21:16,782
It's his! He found it!
445
00:21:16,901 --> 00:21:17,941
Never saw it before in my life.
446
00:21:18,028 --> 00:21:19,198
It's all the Goof's!
447
00:21:19,279 --> 00:21:20,359
That correct, Goof?
448
00:21:20,613 --> 00:21:22,823
Honesty's the best policy.
449
00:21:22,949 --> 00:21:24,699
Yep. I found it.
450
00:21:24,784 --> 00:21:26,454
[laughing]
451
00:21:26,536 --> 00:21:28,866
See ya in 20 years, Goof.
452
00:21:28,955 --> 00:21:30,455
Ah-ah. We'll take that.
453
00:21:30,540 --> 00:21:31,830
First counterfeit bill ever made.
454
00:21:31,958 --> 00:21:33,168
Stolen from federal vault.
455
00:21:33,251 --> 00:21:34,921
Big reward for whoever found it.
456
00:21:35,003 --> 00:21:37,423
Gawrsh! Thanks!
457
00:21:43,428 --> 00:21:45,718
Medal from the President. Good work, Goof.
458
00:21:45,805 --> 00:21:49,635
Ah, but had it right in-- [babbling]
459
00:21:49,726 --> 00:21:52,016
My favorite hand! I could've had it!
460
00:21:52,103 --> 00:21:54,943
It was I-- but he--
but-- but it was--
461
00:21:55,023 --> 00:21:57,073
Aah!
462
00:21:57,150 --> 00:22:00,990
Soon as you get more cars to sell,
give me a call! Ah-hyuck!
463
00:22:01,071 --> 00:22:02,161
See ya, Petey.
464
00:22:02,238 --> 00:22:03,948
Uh-huck. See ya, Petey!
465
00:22:04,032 --> 00:22:06,912
Aah!
466
00:22:06,993 --> 00:22:11,043
[laughing maniacally]
467
00:22:12,415 --> 00:22:15,495
Aaah!
468
00:22:16,419 --> 00:22:17,629
♪ Gimme a beat ♪
469
00:22:17,712 --> 00:22:19,712
[theme music playing]
470
00:22:44,698 --> 00:22:45,618
Yeah!
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