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Ah-hyuck!
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♪ H-h-h-hit it ♪
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♪ Like father, like son ♪
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♪ You're always number one ♪
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[both]
Yes!
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♪ There's buddies
There's pals ♪
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Yeah!
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♪ You always seem to work things out ♪
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♪ Can't you see you're two of a kind ♪
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♪ Lookin' for a real good time ♪
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Whoa!
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♪ A real good time ♪
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Aah!
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♪ Report to the Goof Troop ♪
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♪ And we'll always stick together ♪
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♪ Always stick together ♪
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♪ We're the Goof Troop ♪
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♪ The best of friends forever ♪
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♪ Side by side wherever we go ♪
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♪ We're always ready to roll ♪
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♪ Now gimme a beat ♪
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♪ We're the Goof Troop ♪
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♪ And we always stick together ♪
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Gawrsh!
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♪ We're the Goof Troop ♪
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♪ The best of friends forever ♪
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♪ Now we're calling everyone ♪
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♪ Come along and join the fun ♪
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♪ Report to the Goof Troop ♪
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♪ Baa ba doo da bop baa ba doo bop ♪
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Yeah!
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[dog barking]
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[Max] And it's a high lob way
into the back court.
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The Peejmeister goes deep...
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Whoa!
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And misses.
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3-nothing,
amigo.
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On the way to a shutout.
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-No way, Jose.
-Yes way, Chico.
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Hey, what's all the racket about--
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How many times I gotta tell you two
this fence isn't made for handball?
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It's fra-guile, like my eardrums.
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One good smack,
and it could all come...
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Down.
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Uh, m-m-Max, I think it's time to...
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-Scram?
-Bingo.
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[groans]
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[Pete] Lousy way to spend a day...
[muttering]
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Could be wastin' quality time
in my dinghy trollin' for widemouth bass.
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[muttering]
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Petey, what are you doin'?
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Well, I am knittin' you a scarf!
What's it look like?
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I'm fixin' the damage that kid of yours
did to my fence.
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But my tomaters are all squished.
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So now you got the only ketchup plant
on the block.
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[laughing]
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[grunts]
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You musta moved the fence, Petey.
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It doesn't go there.
It goes... [strains] there.
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'Fraid not, Goof.
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It goes... [straining]
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There!
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Petey, I'm positive it goes... [straining]
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There.
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No, there.
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-There!
-There!
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-There!
-There!
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All right, Goof. Guess I gotta prove
to you where the property line is!
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Poor little fellers.
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Here it is, Goof--
official property profile,
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showing all
boundaries and borders.
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Well, I'll be a monkey's uncle.
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No need to bring your family
into this, Pete.
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I was right, wasn't I?
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Well, not exactly.
It's bad news, Goof.
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What is it, Petey?
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Oh, according to this, I own everything
right up to here.
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Lemme see that, Pete.
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I could do plenty with my beefed-up
boundaries, too.
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Like build me a nine-hole golf course.
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[crash]
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I feel awful about this, Goof.
Or put in a fully stocked trout pond!
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Really tough break for you.
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Or-- Or maybe raise buffalo.
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They make great poker buddies--
Always bring their own chips! Ha!
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But, hey, what am I talking about?
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I couldn't do that to a pal.
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You couldn't?
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Of course not.
You can keep your house.
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I won't even charge you rent.
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I can? You won't?
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Gawrsh, Pete, you're a prince.
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Uh, think of me more as a king
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and you're my grovelin' subject.
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Ah-hyuck! Pool's all clean,
your Peteyness.
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And ya turned up the temperature
so it's nice and toasty?
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Yup, just like you asked.
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Excellent, Goofer. You know, I believe
this arrangement's gonna work out.
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Huh?
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-Whoooaaah!
-[clang]
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Gawsh! I musta made it cold
instead of hot.
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Get me outta here!
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[straining]
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You idiot!
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Don't go anywhere, Petey.
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No!
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Pete, this is gonna hurt you
a lot more than me.
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Whaa-ooo-ho-ho!
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Whaa-ooo-ho-ho!
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[clang]
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Whaa-ooo-ho-ho!
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Brrr! Wait'll I get my hands on that Goof!
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Look out below!
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He...he actually missed me.
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-Have you seen my sledgehammer, Petey?
-[descending whistle]
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[clang]
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[Pete sobbing]
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Oh, good. Ah-hyuck! You found it.
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No more messin' up, Goofster.
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I want that chimney swept so clean,
you can to eat off it!
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OK, Petey, but you oughta invest
in a nice set of dishes.
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Thanks, Goof.
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You oughta think about investing
in a nice set of brains.
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Hey, Petey, I found something!
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Anything up there belongs to me, see?
So toss it down!
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Okey-doke.
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What?
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Ahhhh! Yeeiaa!
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Bee-- Bees!
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Aah!
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Bees!
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What did ya say there, Petey?
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I can't hear you over all that buzzin'!
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Buzz off, ya stinkin' stingers.
I ain't no lunch meat!
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Get down here, ya goof!
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[Goofy] Okey-dokey! Whoooaaah!
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[coughing]
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You got what we call a soot problem,
Petey.
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No. I got a Goof problem.
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[Goofy] But don't you worry, Petey.
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I'm gonna have this place
cleaned up for you
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in two shakes of a pogo stick.
Ah-hyuck!
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Hey, whadya think you're--
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Gimme that!
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Oh.
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You know, Goofster, I could fire you
and take away half your house,
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but I'm not going to.
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'Cause I'm your bestest buddy?
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No. Because free help is harder to find
than good help.
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But from now on, you work outside, see,
where you can't do any damage!
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Now give that lawn a close
shave 'n' a haircut.
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And keep away from Peg's rosebushes!
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Will do, Petey.
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Hey, watch out for Peg's rosebushes!
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Whaa-ooo-ho-ho!
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Aah! What a--
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Whoo-hoo-hoo-hoo!
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Whaa-ooo-ho-ho!
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[clattering]
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Whoa-aah!
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No, no, no! Stay back! Stay back!
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Mower musta run out of gas. Ah-hyuck!
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That's it! You're through!
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You mean I don't have to
be your helper anymore, Petey?
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That's right.
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'Cause I'm taking possession
of my property!
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Ah ha ha ha ha ha!
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[crash]
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Dad, you're not gonnas let Mr. Pete
get away with this, are you?
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We have to, Maxie.
It's his property now.
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But, Dad, it's a free country.
He can't steal our house!
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We got laws and a Bill of Rights!
That's what our forefathers fought for.
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Uh, Peg-ums. [nervous chuckle]
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Back from the mall so soon?
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[laughing]
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Petey, if you don't mind my asking,
what is going on here?
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Daddy, Daddy, Daddy,
can I ride on the big tractor
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and make it go up and down
and blow beep, beep, beep horn?
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Ha ha ha! Later, Pistol, honey.
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Uh, Peg-ums, I'm building me--
us-- a new wing.
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Discovered we own half
the Goof's property.
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Oh! Says who?
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This piece of paper.
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Why, I had it--
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Got it right here, Petey.
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[Pistol] Ha ha ha! Looky, Daddy.
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Mr. Goof made it fly like a kite.
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Pete, paper or no paper,
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you have no right to knock down
poor Goofy's house.
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Now hold on, Peg.
It's a free country.
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We got the Bill of Rights
and the right to post bills.
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That's what our forefathers fought for.
Ah-hyuck!
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Come on, Pistol. You and I
will check with the county
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on this property line business.
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Oh, and, Petey, no more home improvements
till I get back. Got it?
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Yes, rutabaga lips. Bye.
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Come on, Junior. We got work to do.
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-But Mom just said--
-Never mind.
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Once she sees what I've done to the place,
she'll love it.
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Not.
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]Pete] Aw, now this is livin'.
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I can sit in my boat and cast right
into the Goof's livin' room.
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Ha ha ha!
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Oh, yes, sir.
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Much roomier than my old game room.
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Pop, it's roomier than Yankee Stadium!
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Petey, I baked you a peach pit pie.
Just my way of saying-- [screams]
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[splat]
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Welcome to the livin' room?
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Thanks, Goof. I'm touched.
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Speakin' of your livin' room,
I need to check some measurements.
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Mm. Mm-hmm. Yep. I was right.
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Half of it's on my property.
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Huh?
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Aw. Tough break, Goof.
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Now, to avoid any unnecessary trespassin',
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I'm gonna have to mark off
the new borders.
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I don't expect any problems,
long as you stay on your side.
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[Goofy] Come on, Maxie. Ah-hyuck!
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Don't you want to watch
Ridiculous Chicken?
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00:12:13,358 --> 00:12:16,738
No, thanks, Dad. I'm going outside
to hang with Peej for a while.
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00:12:16,820 --> 00:12:20,570
OK, Maxie, but you're missin'
a good one. Ah-hyuck!
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Ridiculous Chicken sure is ridiculous!
Ah-hyuck! Ha ha!
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[man, over TV]
And the pitch. Strike 2!
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00:12:28,540 --> 00:12:31,920
Ya no-good bub of an umpire!
What, are you blind?
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Oh, Petey, I'm tryin' to watch cartoonies.
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Tough!
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00:12:36,381 --> 00:12:39,431
Don't you think
it's a little on the loud side?
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00:12:39,509 --> 00:12:41,849
You think that's loud?
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[man]
...to center field! What a shot!
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-How do you like them apples?
-I think they're pretty rotten!
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Now this is what I call
a double header! Ha ha ha!
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Boy, Max, at first I thought it was gonna
be cool having our houses joined together.
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00:13:01,656 --> 00:13:03,406
But now I'm not sure.
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00:13:03,491 --> 00:13:07,081
Yeah. I think our dads are getting
on each other's nerves.
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00:13:07,162 --> 00:13:11,172
Hey, what if they got
really mad at each other?
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Yeah. And ended up trashing
everything in the house?
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[both] That would be cool!
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Spaghetti and meatballs.
My favorite.
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Me, too! Ha ha ha!
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Hey, Petey! That's my dinner!
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Not the half that was
on my side of the line. Ha ha!
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[clamoring foot steps]
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[ker-ching]
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00:14:05,637 --> 00:14:06,807
What's the matter, Maxie?
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00:14:06,846 --> 00:14:10,476
Oh, well, some kids at the park
were calling me names.
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What kind of names?
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♪ Half-house Maxie!
Half-house Maxie! ♪
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♪ Nyah nyah nyah-nyah nyah ♪
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♪ Half-house Maxie ♪
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[both laugh]
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Does that answer your question?
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Aw, I know this has been rough on you,
Maxie, losing your bedroom and all,
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so I got you a present to cheer you up.
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You did?
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Bet you're gonna like it, too.
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Just as long as it's not marshmallows.
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I'll give you a hint.
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-Comes in a big bag.
-Please, anything but.
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It's white, chewy, and real good
around the campfire.
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Oh... marshmallows?
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How'd you guess? Here ya go, Maxie.
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Hey. It's empty, Pop.
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Hmm.
Wasn't empty when I had something in it.
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Mm. These are good, Goof. Very delicate.
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[burp] Got any more?
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Pete, them marshmallows were for Maxie!
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But they were on my side of the line.
And possession is 9/10 of the law.
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OK, Pete, that's it.
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You bulldozed my house,
painted lines through my living room,
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but stealin' Maxie's present
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is the marshmallow
that broke the camel's back!
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[Pete] All right, Goof, if it's a war
you want, it's a war you got!
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But first, accordin' to the rules
of the Geneva Convention,
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we gotta have a snack.
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OK, Goof, put out your hands.
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Uh... What kind of snack is this, Pete?
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You'll see.
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Coochie, coochie, coochie!
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Ah-choo!
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[coughing]
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Hey! That's a dirty trick!
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Yeah, well, war is messy!
Ha ha ha ha!
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Ah... ah-choo!
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[coughing]
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Ah-hyuck! You're right, Pete.
War is messy.
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I thought they were at war, Max.
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All they're doing is standing
by the dumb old refrigerator.
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Guess that's what they call
a cold war, Peej.
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All right, wise guy, I'm gonna garnish
that meat head of yours with ketchup!
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What the--
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It pours real slow, Pete.
You got to hit it.
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You mean like this?
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Grrr!
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You know what? Ah-hyuck!
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That ketchup makes you look
like a giant hamburger!
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00:16:34,452 --> 00:16:37,082
And big burgers need big buns!
298
00:16:37,205 --> 00:16:39,575
Some fast-rising bread mix
oughta do the trick!
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Hey, what do you think you're-- Huh?
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Wait till I get my hands on you!
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I'll--I'll get you, you big--
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Oh, I'm stuck, Goof.
You got to help me.
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Okey-dokey!
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[Pete] Whoa!
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Looks like the cold war's turned into
an air war, Peej.
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Whoa! Whoa! Whoa!
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Woo! Whoa! Whoa!
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[crash]
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[P.J.] Awesome! A 3-pointer!
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-Whoa!
-[thuds]
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So, you like sports, eh?
Bowling's my favorite!
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[Goofy screaming]
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[P.J.] That's a strike for my dad.
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-Pop, are you OK?
-Uh, fine, son, fine.
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Can you strain me some succotash
for supper?
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Man, why can't our dads just get along
like we do, Max?
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Immaturity. They're grownups.
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[man, on TV] What a game, sports fans!
Truly a class...
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Well, that's some wall there, Goofster.
Yes, sir. You're a real mason.
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Just one teensy problem--
The wall's on my property!
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00:18:07,003 --> 00:18:11,633
-Is not. It's right on the line!
-Yeah, but it's on my edge of the line!
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Ought to be on your edge of the line!
323
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What difference does
a couple of inches make?
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Plenty when they belong to me!
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Uhh!
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On second thought, what difference
does a couple of inches make?
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Whoa!
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[fizzle]
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My 2000-FX with...
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[sob]
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high definition stereo oscillation
and 650 lines of resolution.
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You broke it!
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Yeah, but we got the third out. Ah-hyuck!
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Me, I got my eye on home plate.
335
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Don't you dare hurt Aunt Goofilia's
china cabinet!
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It's a family heirloom.
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And you're the family airhead.
Ha ha ha ha!
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[snorting]
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OK, Pete, if you want to be
bullheaded about it.
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Hey,
toro, toro.
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OK
andale, bully wooly! Yeah!
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Grrr!
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[crash]
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Gotcha, gotcha.
Gotcha, little dishie.
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00:19:25,832 --> 00:19:26,922
Ha ha ha!
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Call the Pentagon!
I never seen so many flying saucers!
347
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Ha ha ha ha!
348
00:19:34,466 --> 00:19:36,756
Whoa!
349
00:19:36,885 --> 00:19:38,755
Ooh-whoa! Whoa!
350
00:19:38,887 --> 00:19:41,767
Oh, here, Goof. Ya missed one.
351
00:19:42,515 --> 00:19:43,385
Thanks, Petey.
352
00:19:44,517 --> 00:19:46,387
-Uh-oh!
-[shatters]
353
00:19:47,354 --> 00:19:49,314
Aw, that's too bad.
354
00:19:49,397 --> 00:19:52,187
They just don't make antiques
like they used to.
355
00:19:53,276 --> 00:19:55,606
All right, Pete, you asked for it.
356
00:19:59,199 --> 00:20:02,409
Maybe next time you'll think twice
before messing with the Goof.
357
00:20:04,120 --> 00:20:08,290
Think it's pretty nasty tying a guy's
shoelaces together, don't you?
358
00:20:08,375 --> 00:20:11,665
I'll show you nasty when I-- Whoa!
359
00:20:11,795 --> 00:20:13,245
[crash]
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00:20:13,380 --> 00:20:16,170
Like your new hat, Pete. Ah-hyuck!
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00:20:16,299 --> 00:20:18,339
Oh, ya do, huh?
362
00:20:18,468 --> 00:20:21,718
Well, try this on for size, wise guy.
363
00:20:21,846 --> 00:20:24,556
Two can play at that game, Pete.
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00:20:26,142 --> 00:20:29,602
Tsk, tsk. Too small, Goof.
Gotta throw this one back.
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00:20:30,855 --> 00:20:31,685
Ow.
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00:20:31,773 --> 00:20:32,983
[Pete] Catch, Goof!
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00:20:33,858 --> 00:20:35,238
Garbage fight.
368
00:20:35,318 --> 00:20:37,398
Truly gross!
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00:20:37,529 --> 00:20:39,909
Yeah, grownups have all the fun.
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00:20:40,031 --> 00:20:41,121
[Goofy and Pete yelling indistinctly]
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00:20:47,247 --> 00:20:51,207
Mommy, Mommy, Mommy, Mr. Goof and Daddy
are playing in the garbage cans.
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00:20:52,377 --> 00:20:54,297
[Peg] Well, isn't this a sight!
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Two grown men rolling around in the trash.
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[sniffing] Eww! You smell bad, Daddy.
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It's all his fault, Peg.
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00:21:05,223 --> 00:21:07,143
-Is not.
-Is, too.
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00:21:07,225 --> 00:21:11,805
The Goof's just jealous on economy
because half his house belongs to me.
378
00:21:11,896 --> 00:21:15,976
Oh, yes, Petey.
I found a copy of the property profile.
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00:21:16,067 --> 00:21:18,397
You must have read it
upside down, snookums,
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because we don't own
half of Goofy's house.
381
00:21:21,239 --> 00:21:22,659
He owns half of ours!
382
00:21:23,199 --> 00:21:27,159
The Goof owns half our house?
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00:21:27,245 --> 00:21:29,285
But all is not lost.
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You've set a fine example for the children
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on how to settle disputes
in a mature, grownup way.
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00:21:34,961 --> 00:21:37,171
Oh, yeah, Pop, it was neat!
387
00:21:37,255 --> 00:21:38,665
Totally radical!
388
00:21:38,798 --> 00:21:40,508
Can you do it again tomorrow, Daddy? Huh?
Please, Daddy? Huh?
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00:21:40,592 --> 00:21:41,682
Please? Please? Please? Please? Please?
390
00:21:41,801 --> 00:21:46,011
The Goof owns half our house?
391
00:21:46,097 --> 00:21:48,977
Oh, now don't you worry none, Pete.
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00:21:49,059 --> 00:21:52,229
I won't be charging you
rent or anything...
393
00:21:52,312 --> 00:21:57,192
ah-hyuck... as long as you do me
a couple of teensy favors.
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00:21:57,275 --> 00:21:59,185
First, I need you to rebuild my house.
395
00:21:59,277 --> 00:22:02,027
Then my weeds need whackin',
tires could use rotatin'.
396
00:22:02,113 --> 00:22:06,083
And oh! Did I mention I wanted a jacuzzi
or maybe them hot tubs, too?
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00:22:06,159 --> 00:22:06,989
Hey, let's have...
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00:22:07,077 --> 00:22:08,787
[sobbing]
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♪ Gimme a beat ♪
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00:22:13,625 --> 00:22:15,165
[theme music playing]
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00:22:39,818 --> 00:22:40,818
Yeah!
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