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Ah-hyuck!
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♪ H-h-h-hit it ♪
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♪ Like father, like son ♪
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♪ You're always number one ♪
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[both] Yes!
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♪ There's buddies, there's pals ♪
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Yeah!
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♪ You always seem
To work things out ♪
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♪ Can't you see
You're two of a kind ♪
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♪ Lookin' for a real good time ♪
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Whoa!
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♪ A real good time ♪
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Aah!
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♪ Report to the Goof Troop ♪
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♪ And we'll always stick together ♪
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♪ Always stick together ♪
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♪ We're the Goof Troop ♪
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♪ The best of friends forever ♪
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♪ Side by side wherever we go ♪
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♪ We're always ready to roll ♪
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♪ Now gimme a beat ♪
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♪ We're the Goof Troop ♪
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♪ And we always stick together ♪
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Gawrsh!
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♪ We're the Goof Troop ♪
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♪ The best of friends forever ♪
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♪ Now we're calling everyone ♪
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♪ Come along and join the fun ♪
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♪ Report to the Goof Troop ♪
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♪ Baa ba doo da bop baa ba doo bop ♪
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Yeah!
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[indistinct chatter]
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Yo, Pharaohs!
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Your leader is here.
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[cheering]
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Bleh!
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Double Behemoth burgers
for everybody,
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on the Duke!
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Oh, man, what I wouldn't give
for a double Behemoth burger.
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How about half your face?
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You know every time
we try to get in,
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Duke just throws us out.
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"Hey! No dweebs
on the Pharaohs' turf."
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Who's a dweeb?
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[both] We are.
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Yeah, well,
it's a free country.
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And one of these days,
I'm walkin' in there
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and chowin' down
on a big beefy one.
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Yeah? How you gonna
eat without any teeth?
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Forget it, Max.
We can't fight the Duke.
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I mean, he's 18!
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Yeah.
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Come on, man.
There are other burgers to conquer.
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Yeah.
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'Course, none so
melt-in-your-mouth juicy,
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none so rich
with double-thick cheese,
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-none so...
-Put a cork in it, P.J.!
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'Kay.
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[humming in conga rhythm]
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[ringing]
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Hello.
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Hello?
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Musta been a wrong number.
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[Debbie on telephone]
Hello? Uncle Goofy?
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A talkin' hot dog?
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It's your niece, Debbie.
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Ah-hyuck! Must be one of them
cellular hot dogs.
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Howdy doody, Debbie!
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Hey, Max!
Guess what?
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Your cousin Debbie's
comin' for a visit!
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See what burger deprivation
does to the brain, Peej?
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I could have sworn
I just heard my dad say...
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You did. She'll stayin'
in your room.
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Hope you don't mind
changin' the sheets.
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My cousin?
In my room?
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Where am I sleepin'?
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Well, with me. Where else?
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You don't think I'd want you
to sleep on the couch,
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or with the cat or...
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[screams]
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Gawrsh! What's a matter with him?
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Well, Mr. G.,
he's sorta havin' a bad day.
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No, not bad enough
I gotta be a dweeb,
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now I gotta
give my room to one.
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Um, do I get the feeling
you don't dig this babe?
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Bingo, big boy.
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Check it out!
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Let me see that.
It can't...
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Whoa, man! Ewww!
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That's your cousin Debbie?
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You got it.
And you can have it.
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Who's the li'l dweeb?
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That's me, P.J.
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Oh. Sorry, man.
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Not half as sorry as I was.
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She was my babysitter
for five years.
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Gross!
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Besides being major ugly,
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she tried to choke me to death
with baby powder
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every chance she got.
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Aw, you poor dude!
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Debbie, Duke, who does everybody
think I am, a kid?
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Get no respect
till I'm 105 at this rate.
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Hey, that's it.
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The target for tonight
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is the take-out window.
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Us and which army, Max?
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Duke's still there!
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Even a brainless
bag o' dirt like Duke
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wouldn't hit an old lady.
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Aw, looky, Duke.
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Together all those years,
how cute! Ohh.
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Yeah, cute.
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Hah! It's workin', P.J.
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Can't'cha just taste that pure beef patty
meltin' in your mouth?
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More like a knuckle sandwich
knockin' out my molars.
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So, uh, what can I get
youse folks, huh?
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[Granny voice] Well, uh, I'd like a double
Behemoth, triple cheese,
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Gonzo fries and a...
a chocolate shake, Sonny.
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[P.J. voice]
Yeah, times... ahem...
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[grandpa voice] Times two.
One for me and one for Ma here.
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Aw, isn't that cute?
He called her Ma.
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Yeah...
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Huh?
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That'll be $7.49.
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No, ork-day,
the urse-pay.
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[Duke] Hah! Fe, fi, fo, feebs,
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I smell a couple
of geeky dweebs.
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Let's just forget it, OK?
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I mean, the Pharaohs have got
cool cars and cool babes.
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Which leaves us out.
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Which lets us in!
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We'll just blow 'em away
with my new five speed Fambergazi.
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Dream on, Max-ola.
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That's just a picture.
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This picture's gonna be worth
a thousand burgers, my man.
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Or 20 years for
grand theft billboard!
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[Max making car sounds]
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You know the nice thing
about bein' a kid?
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If you don't blow it,
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you might live to be an adult!
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[all] Oooh!
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-Look at those wheels!
-Check out the babe, man!
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What'd I tell ya, Peej?
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Ooh, wowie,
what a cool car!
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Yeah. [gulp] Cool.
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Huh?
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[groans] What'll it be?
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Double Behemoth, triple cheese,
Gonzo fries,
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and a chocolate shake.
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Ahem...
[high voice] Times two!
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[Duke] Whoa! Check out
the ice-cold Goof
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in the red-hot car.
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So, uh, Max,
you gonna introduce me
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to your babe?
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[stammers] Oh, uh, right, Duke,
this is uh... uh...
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[high voice]
Clarise. Hi.
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Hello, Clariseee.
Ooh, cool hair,
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and check out the wheels!
Real spiffy.
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How 'bout takin' her
for a spin?
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Oh, uh, not right now, Duke.
We're, uh... we're real hungry.
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Oh, yeah.
Haven't eaten in days.
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Weeks!
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Bummer, to be sure.
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In that case,
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chow down, dudes.
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Oh! Uh, thanks Duke,
but we're not that hungry.
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No? Ah, too bad.
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Shouldn't let good munchies
go to waste!
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[laughing]
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-Hasty lumbago, dweebos.
-[screams]
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[laughing]
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[Duke] No dweebs
on da Pharaohs' turf!
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[indistinct chatter]
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[car horn honks]
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Oh, that's her,
my scuzzoid cuz.
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Ahh, showtime.
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Hi. Um, Max?
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But you...
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But she... [mumbling]
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But she's right there.
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[Max, P.J.]
Debbie?
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[Debbie]
Hi, um, Max?
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My dweebie cousin grew up.
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She's hotter than any
babe in the Pharaohs!
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P.J., that's it!
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That's what?
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That's how I'm gonna get us
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all the double Behemoths
we can eat!
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Did I hear a car pull up?
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Whoa!
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Debbie!
Fancy you droppin' in!
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Welcome to our
humble chapeau.
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Hi, Max.
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Boy, have you grown up.
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[chuckles]
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You noticed.
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Gawrsh! Hiya, Deb.
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[both] Here, let me get that!
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Whoa.
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Whenever I pick up a suitcase,
I'm takin' a trip.
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Wha... who... ha.
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Hey, where are
my manners? Hah!
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Deb, this is my buddy, P.J.
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-Peej, Debbie.
-P.J.
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Dweebie. Funny, you don't look like
yer into torture.
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Max! [chuckles]
Are you still telling people
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I tried to choke you to death
with baby powder?
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No! He just said that 'cause he isn't
in his right mind right now.
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Major food deficiency,
which can only be cured by
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the application of a double Behemoth
burger in his mouth.
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With tri-triple cheese.
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You guys have a Burger Behemoth drive-in?
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They're the best!
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Right down the street.
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Cool. We can bring back dinner
for everybody.
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Take my car?
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Uh, seeing as how
mine's in the shop, yes.
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Crank up those digestive juices, Peej.
I'll be back.
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Listen, cuz,
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there's something I didn't tell you
about this particular drive-in.
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Can you do Max-ola a big favor?
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Sure. What?
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Pretend you're my girlfriend?
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Your girlfriend?
But why?
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Explain later.
Trust me, please?
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Hey, Duke!
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What's happenin', dude?
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Wait a minute!
That can't be!
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Max! In a real car!
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With a way hot babe!
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[tires screeching]
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[laughter]
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Yes! Thanks, Deb.
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Just paid back that slime
for six months of put-downs.
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Call me a dweeb, eh?
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[chuckles]
Oh, so that's it.
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Hey, glad to help.
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I know what it's like
to be called a dweeb.
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Uh-huh,
what'll it be?
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Double Behemoth,
triple cheese, Gonzo fries,
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and chocolate shake
times four to go.
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And a hurry!
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Uh, huh, hi.
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Duh, uh...
C-C-Cool hair.
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So, like, uh,
why hang out with a dweeb
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when you could
hang out with this, huh?
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Beat it, brickbrain.
I'm with him.
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She's with me.
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Yeah? Well, not anymore.
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'Cause I'm makin' you, like,
the new queen of the Pharaohs.
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But Dukie!
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You said I'd always be
queen of the Pharaohs.
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Huh?
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[buzzing]
256
00:12:35,505 --> 00:12:39,125
-You just been disposed.
-[screams]
257
00:12:41,094 --> 00:12:43,104
Aw, Dukie.
258
00:12:43,346 --> 00:12:46,216
Hey, let go!
259
00:12:46,307 --> 00:12:48,307
Let 'er alone, slime!
260
00:12:48,393 --> 00:12:52,113
That's not how you talk to the king
of the Pharaohs.
261
00:12:53,565 --> 00:12:55,395
$14.50.
262
00:12:56,151 --> 00:12:57,741
Keep the change!
263
00:12:59,362 --> 00:13:01,412
Let's cruise.
264
00:13:01,489 --> 00:13:02,819
Let's not!
265
00:13:02,907 --> 00:13:03,737
[thud]
266
00:13:03,825 --> 00:13:08,705
Ah, that's not how you treat
the king of the Pharaohs.
267
00:13:08,788 --> 00:13:12,578
He's right! This is how you treat
the king of the Pharaohs.
268
00:13:14,627 --> 00:13:17,337
[screaming]
269
00:13:20,508 --> 00:13:22,218
Get that dweeb!
270
00:13:28,892 --> 00:13:31,062
-[groans]
-Hey, watch.
271
00:13:35,482 --> 00:13:38,032
Nice shootin', cuz.
272
00:13:38,109 --> 00:13:39,859
You got a license
for that thing?
273
00:13:42,822 --> 00:13:46,202
♪ Oh, Dukie ♪
274
00:13:48,870 --> 00:13:50,870
[Max] Yee-hah!
275
00:13:50,955 --> 00:13:52,865
Bye-bye, Dukemeister.
276
00:13:52,957 --> 00:13:55,457
You win this round, dweeb.
277
00:13:55,543 --> 00:13:57,503
The next one's mine.
278
00:14:01,174 --> 00:14:02,384
[Max] And then, pow!
279
00:14:02,467 --> 00:14:04,427
Debbie lets him have it
right in the kisser.
280
00:14:04,511 --> 00:14:06,721
Man, it was beautiful.
281
00:14:06,805 --> 00:14:10,725
Me? Y'shoulda seen machine gun Kelly here
with the fries.
282
00:14:11,309 --> 00:14:14,309
Gawrsh, Max, instead of dukin' it out
with the Duke,
283
00:14:14,396 --> 00:14:16,266
next time, let me go with you.
284
00:14:20,777 --> 00:14:21,737
Aw, Dad.
285
00:14:21,820 --> 00:14:23,950
Whoa, that's hot!
286
00:14:24,030 --> 00:14:25,910
Where'd ya learn
to skateboard like that?
287
00:14:25,990 --> 00:14:27,580
Huh? Oh, thanks, Deb.
288
00:14:27,659 --> 00:14:30,749
Dad, that'd prove
I'm just a kid.
289
00:14:30,829 --> 00:14:33,499
So what's wrong with
being a kid?
290
00:14:33,581 --> 00:14:36,171
[both] Ask Duke!
291
00:14:36,251 --> 00:14:39,461
Max, don't rush it.
You're only young once,
292
00:14:39,546 --> 00:14:40,956
and then it's gone forever.
293
00:14:41,047 --> 00:14:42,257
That a promise?
294
00:14:42,340 --> 00:14:45,090
C'mon, I got nothin'.
I'm a kid.
295
00:14:45,176 --> 00:14:46,136
If you hadn't been there,
296
00:14:46,219 --> 00:14:48,759
I woulda gotten
major trashed.
297
00:14:49,431 --> 00:14:52,061
Well, it seems to me
you've got a lot more goin' for you
298
00:14:52,142 --> 00:14:53,142
than you think.
299
00:14:53,226 --> 00:14:56,096
My skateboard?
Yeah, big whoop.
300
00:14:56,187 --> 00:14:57,687
Duke's got a car.
301
00:14:58,356 --> 00:15:01,026
And I've got an idea.
302
00:15:04,946 --> 00:15:08,486
Hi. Cool hair.
303
00:15:09,367 --> 00:15:12,697
Bug off, burger-breath.
304
00:15:13,455 --> 00:15:15,705
Yee-hah!
305
00:15:15,790 --> 00:15:16,880
Yes!
306
00:15:19,544 --> 00:15:20,504
Hi!
307
00:15:20,587 --> 00:15:21,707
You?
308
00:15:23,340 --> 00:15:27,180
C'mere. 'Cause I'm gonna, like, turn you
into ground beef.
309
00:15:27,385 --> 00:15:28,545
[Debbie] Hi, boys.
310
00:15:31,056 --> 00:15:32,136
Hi, Max.
311
00:15:33,391 --> 00:15:34,811
Nice, huh?
312
00:15:35,101 --> 00:15:37,311
Aw, she's beautiful.
313
00:15:37,395 --> 00:15:40,935
What's a dweeb like you got
that I ain't got?
314
00:15:41,024 --> 00:15:43,944
Trust me, big boy,
I got.
315
00:15:44,027 --> 00:15:47,157
Course, I guess you heard we was,
ah, breakin' up?
316
00:15:47,822 --> 00:15:48,992
No!
317
00:15:49,074 --> 00:15:52,044
Yeah, got my eyes on
bigger and better things.
318
00:15:52,118 --> 00:15:53,198
Know what I mean?
319
00:15:53,286 --> 00:15:55,746
Before I, uh, pulverize ya,
320
00:15:55,830 --> 00:15:57,920
hey, as a favor to the Duke, okay,
321
00:15:57,999 --> 00:15:59,829
you know, man to man,
322
00:16:00,043 --> 00:16:01,633
how'd you get a babe like that?
323
00:16:01,711 --> 00:16:04,881
Well, seein' as how
I'm dumpin' her,
324
00:16:04,964 --> 00:16:07,804
guess there's no harm in
sharin' my secret.
325
00:16:10,470 --> 00:16:11,760
Come here.
326
00:16:15,100 --> 00:16:16,940
Come here.
327
00:16:18,144 --> 00:16:21,024
See, I know what this lady likes.
328
00:16:21,106 --> 00:16:23,016
[Duke] Yeah, yeah, what she likes.
329
00:16:23,108 --> 00:16:24,858
It's all in the clothes, my man.
330
00:16:24,943 --> 00:16:28,283
-You gotta dress for success.
-Success, yeah, right.
331
00:16:28,363 --> 00:16:31,163
Do exactly what I say,
it's a sure thing.
332
00:16:31,241 --> 00:16:34,451
Yeah, sure thing.
I could do that.
333
00:16:39,958 --> 00:16:41,748
Ha ha,
check it out, huh?
334
00:16:41,835 --> 00:16:44,165
Am I, like, dressed
for success, or what?
335
00:16:44,295 --> 00:16:45,585
Eh? Am I right?
Eh?
336
00:16:45,672 --> 00:16:47,342
Come on, am I right?
[chuckles]
337
00:16:47,424 --> 00:16:48,384
Come on, am I right?
338
00:16:48,466 --> 00:16:53,426
[laughing]
I don't believe it!
339
00:16:53,555 --> 00:16:56,055
Duke, what are ya doin'?
340
00:16:56,141 --> 00:16:58,391
Your makin' it embarrassin'
to be a Pharaoh.
341
00:16:58,476 --> 00:16:59,976
I know this.
I know this.
342
00:17:00,061 --> 00:17:02,611
I... I... I been trainin'.
This is just practice.
343
00:17:02,689 --> 00:17:04,479
I know this.
344
00:17:04,566 --> 00:17:06,316
[snickering]
345
00:17:06,401 --> 00:17:09,951
I thought you said
this was a sure thing.
346
00:17:10,030 --> 00:17:12,570
No, no, Duke,
you're doin' great!
347
00:17:12,657 --> 00:17:16,237
All you gotta do now is give her
the goo-goo donkey alphabet rap.
348
00:17:16,327 --> 00:17:17,157
The what?
349
00:17:17,245 --> 00:17:20,995
Dukie, Dukie, she'll be putty
in your hands. Come here.
350
00:17:21,082 --> 00:17:22,382
This better work.
351
00:17:22,417 --> 00:17:23,497
Come here.
352
00:17:23,793 --> 00:17:26,213
You're makin' a geek
outta me here.
353
00:17:26,296 --> 00:17:27,876
Come here.
354
00:17:27,964 --> 00:17:31,764
This is not lookin' very attractive
on my account, you know.
355
00:17:33,303 --> 00:17:35,603
[laughing]
356
00:17:36,139 --> 00:17:40,939
The Duke's flipped his flapjacks!
He's lost his marbles!
357
00:17:41,019 --> 00:17:44,149
Just as long as he doesn't
lose his safety pin!
358
00:17:44,856 --> 00:17:46,226
Shut up!
359
00:17:46,316 --> 00:17:47,476
That's better.
360
00:17:48,568 --> 00:17:52,028
A-B-C-D-E-F-G,
361
00:17:52,113 --> 00:17:55,333
Dukie's got a crush on thee.
362
00:17:55,408 --> 00:17:58,538
O-P-Q-R-S-T-U,
363
00:17:58,620 --> 00:18:01,710
won't you be my queenie-poo?
364
00:18:01,790 --> 00:18:05,710
X-Y-Z and L and M,
will you...
365
00:18:06,336 --> 00:18:07,996
Take a hike, tyke.
366
00:18:08,088 --> 00:18:10,338
You're givin' me diaper rash!
367
00:18:12,050 --> 00:18:12,970
[crash]
368
00:18:13,802 --> 00:18:15,972
Dukie, whatcha doin'?
369
00:18:16,096 --> 00:18:19,096
I think I'm gettin' suckered.
370
00:18:19,182 --> 00:18:21,182
[laughing]
371
00:18:23,144 --> 00:18:26,234
No dweeb's gonna make Duke
look like a geek.
372
00:18:26,314 --> 00:18:29,734
My ex-boyfriend's no dweeb.
373
00:18:30,026 --> 00:18:31,526
He's a sleazeball!
374
00:18:32,070 --> 00:18:33,240
Nice legs.
375
00:18:33,321 --> 00:18:37,081
-So, uh, take him out!
-I'm doin' that.
376
00:18:37,158 --> 00:18:40,038
Oh, no, no, no.
377
00:18:40,120 --> 00:18:41,910
The future queen
of the Pharaohs
378
00:18:41,996 --> 00:18:44,076
has to have a real king.
379
00:18:44,165 --> 00:18:45,535
Certainly.
380
00:18:45,625 --> 00:18:48,545
One who can beat this little slime
on his own turf.
381
00:18:48,837 --> 00:18:51,587
Yeah, yeah, slime,
hey, uh...
382
00:18:51,673 --> 00:18:52,923
What turf is that?
383
00:18:53,008 --> 00:18:55,838
Skateboards.
Let's race.
384
00:18:55,927 --> 00:18:57,467
You're kiddin' me.
385
00:18:57,846 --> 00:19:00,346
Through the junkyard,
down to the park and back.
386
00:19:00,432 --> 00:19:02,562
Duke wins, he gets me.
387
00:19:02,642 --> 00:19:06,692
Max wins, he gets all the Behemoth burgers
he can eat.
388
00:19:06,771 --> 00:19:07,941
Ahem.
389
00:19:08,023 --> 00:19:10,073
Oh, with triple cheese.
390
00:19:10,150 --> 00:19:12,110
-Dukie, no.
-Don't do it.
391
00:19:12,193 --> 00:19:17,453
-Aw, what's wrong?
-Afraid of the dweeb?
392
00:19:17,657 --> 00:19:21,787
-Chicken?
-[clucking]
393
00:19:21,870 --> 00:19:23,080
Spread out!
394
00:19:23,329 --> 00:19:26,459
The Duke accepts the challenge.
395
00:19:30,795 --> 00:19:32,255
On your boards!
396
00:19:36,885 --> 00:19:37,835
Get set!
397
00:19:42,182 --> 00:19:43,142
Go!
398
00:19:43,224 --> 00:19:46,984
[cheering]
399
00:20:39,322 --> 00:20:41,702
Tough break, Dukie.
400
00:20:42,450 --> 00:20:45,330
[sputtering]
401
00:20:48,790 --> 00:20:50,250
Yee-hah!
402
00:20:54,170 --> 00:20:56,010
Whoah!
403
00:21:03,596 --> 00:21:07,226
Whoah!
404
00:21:07,308 --> 00:21:11,438
Whoah!
405
00:21:13,523 --> 00:21:17,943
That's not how you treat
the king of the Pharaohs.
406
00:21:21,031 --> 00:21:24,451
Awooo!
407
00:21:26,870 --> 00:21:29,620
Pharaohs, your leader's here!
408
00:21:29,706 --> 00:21:32,036
Double Behemoths
for everybody on...
409
00:21:32,125 --> 00:21:33,875
One, two, three, four.
410
00:21:33,960 --> 00:21:34,840
Them!
411
00:21:34,919 --> 00:21:40,049
[all chanting] Max, Max, Max!
Max, Max, Max!
412
00:21:40,175 --> 00:21:42,835
Ah, man,
what the Duke wouldn't give
413
00:21:42,927 --> 00:21:45,597
for a double Behemoth
with cheese.
414
00:21:45,680 --> 00:21:48,770
Oh, you know
every time we try to get in,
415
00:21:48,850 --> 00:21:50,310
they just throw us out.
416
00:21:50,393 --> 00:21:52,693
Yeah, throw us out.
417
00:21:52,771 --> 00:21:54,691
Hey, check it out.
418
00:21:54,773 --> 00:21:58,653
Maybe if we was to ask,
like, real nice...
419
00:21:59,277 --> 00:22:04,197
[Max, Debbie, P.J.] Hey!
No geeks on the Pharaohs' turf!
420
00:22:04,282 --> 00:22:06,122
[laughing]
421
00:22:07,452 --> 00:22:08,412
Not.
422
00:22:08,495 --> 00:22:10,405
Come on, guys, burgers on us.
423
00:22:13,166 --> 00:22:14,416
♪ Gimme a beat ♪
424
00:22:15,168 --> 00:22:16,628
[theme music playing]
425
00:22:41,403 --> 00:22:42,453
Yeah!
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