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Ah-hyuck!
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♪ H-h-h-hit it ♪
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♪ Like father, like son ♪
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♪ You're always number one ♪
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[both] Yes!
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♪ There's buddies
There's pals ♪
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Yeah!
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♪ You always seem to work things out ♪
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♪ Can't you see you're two of a kind ♪
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♪ Lookin' for a real good time ♪
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Whoa!
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♪ A real good time ♪
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Aah!
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♪ Report to the Goof Troop ♪
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♪ And we'll always stick together ♪
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♪ Always stick together ♪
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♪ We're the Goof Troop ♪
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♪ The best of friends forever ♪
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♪ Side by side wherever we go ♪
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♪ We're always ready to roll ♪
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♪ Now gimme a beat ♪
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♪ We're the Goof Troop ♪
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♪ And we always stick together ♪
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Gawrsh!
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♪ We're the Goof Troop ♪
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♪ The best of friends forever ♪
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♪ Now we're calling everyone ♪
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♪ Come along and join the fun ♪
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♪ Report to the Goof Troop ♪
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♪ Baa ba doo da bop baa ba doo bop ♪
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Yeah!
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[violin music playing]
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[cat screeches]
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Hey, Waffles, what's the matter, fella?
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[screeching]
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[yells]
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Ooh! Ah! Oh!
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Whoa!
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Waffles, you're OK.
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I thought you'd gotten your tongue
caught in the blender again.
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[whining]
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Come on, boy,
tell daddy what's botherin' ya.
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The same thing that's bothering me--
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these dweebie violin lessons.
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[violin plays off-key]
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[screeching]
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[crash]
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See what I mean?
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You wanted to be in the school band.
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I'm kinda glad you ended
up with the violin, Max.
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You are?
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Let me show you.
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Sometimes a picture book
is worth a thousand words.
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[gasping] The family photo album!
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Dad, Dad, I'll practice! Honest!
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Now, just sit back
and listen while I tell you
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about your great-great-
great-great-great-great great-granddad
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Goofin' Hood.
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Boy, I didn't realize how great he was.
Ah-hyuck!
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This is about sir Goofy of knock-knees,
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the greatest bowman in England.
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It all began
when the Tucker forest was haunted
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by a certain band of outlaws.
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They were called the Melancholy Men.
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[donkey snorts]
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The reason they were so melancholy
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was 'cause they were so rotten
at being rotten.
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Welcome to Tucker forest.
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-Ooh! Stop that, ya squid.
-Oopsie! Sorry.
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Sorry about that, it's my fault.
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Sorry.
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Oh, dear, it's the melancholy men.
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Whatever shall we do?
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Ha ha ha ha!
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Welcome to the Tucker--
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You already did that part.
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Will you shut your gob?
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Oh, sorry. My fault.
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Hand over that ill-begotten tax money
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in the name of the downtrodden,
you slimy sheriff.
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I just eat this up with a spoon.
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Or what?
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Or else.
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Hmm, I choose "else."
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You asked for it, buster.
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Ha ha ha ha!
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Have at them, men!
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[yelling]
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Ohh!
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Ha ha ha!
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You guys are more fun than amateur night
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in the torture chamber.
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Thanks, fellas.
You've demonstrated once again
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what an incredible sheriff I am.
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I think I'll up the taxes again
in appreciation of myself.
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Ha ha ha ha ha!
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Ha ha ha ha!
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[Goofy] Sir Pete returned
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to beautiful Downtown Halfbakedham Castle.
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And Sir Pete received his customary
welcome from Prince Freddy,
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the only man in the kingdom
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that made Pete a little nervous.
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Oh, I--I love you!
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I love you! I love you!
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[smacking]
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[Sir Pete] And everyone loves you,
too, sire,
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all except the Melancholy Men, of course.
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I'm not too fond of the spud, either.
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Who cares about you, you silly
old Richard the chicken-hearted?
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Oh! I have your crown, I have your throne.
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An-- And as soon as I catch that
nasty Princess of yours,
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I'll have you right where I want you,
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so there!
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You also have an
unfortunate personality,
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you malignant little tick.
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[Freddy] Ooh! That's it.
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Dungeon time for you,
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you-- you-- you busterino!
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[Pistol] You leave my daddy alone,
short stuff.
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It's Princess Pistol!
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Don't worry, Daddy.
I'll save you somehow.
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Ooh, get that icky child.
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Whee!
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[grunts]
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This is fun!
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Pistol, my little Petunia,
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procure assistance from the outlaws.
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It is our only hope.
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OK, Daddy. Bye-bye.
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Get her! Get her! Get her!
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[Pistol] Gangway!
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[Freddy] Ooh, I'm so mad!
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She's gonna join those oogy outlaws.
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Don't worry, your princefulness,
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I can handle those slugs easy.
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You better,
or you know what you'll get.
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[gulping]
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Now getting back to Sir Goofy
of knock-knees.
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-Max?
-[snoring]
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At this moment, Sir Goofy
of knock-knees arrived in Halfbakedham
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to touch nature with music...
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[violin plays off-key]
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The way nature touched back.
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But old knock-knees kept
right on practicing,
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knowing it would pay off.
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I'm Sir Goofy of Knock-Knees,
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the greatest bowman in England.
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It's against the law
to hunt in the King's Forest.
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I wasn't huntin'. I was making music.
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Huntin' for a good note.
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[laughing]
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I take requests, you know.
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Well, can you play
so low I can't hear you?
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[laughing]
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Here's some money.
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Go get your ears fixed.
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Wow! A gratuity.
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I always wanted to be
a professional musician.
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[violin plays off-key]
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Stop! In the name of--
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Don't worry, fellas.
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Plenty more where that came from.
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I'll play anything for money. Encore?
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Here, take it.
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If it's money you want,
it's money you'll get.
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I just love the music business.
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[Goofy] The news spread like wildfire.
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At last there was a champion
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to stand up to the
sniveling Prince Freddy.
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At last there is a champion
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to stand up to the
sniveling Prince Freddy.
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I just said that.
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Sorry.
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[violin plays off-key]
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[men screaming]
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Help!
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Gawrsh! There's more money
in music than I thought.
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I'm Princess Pistol,
and I'm so glad you're here,
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'cause now you can help
the poor and save my Daddy,
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and thrash that oogy
Prince Freddy and Sir Pete.
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Well, Princess,
that seems like a mighty tall order
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for a fiddle player.
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And when you're all done,
you can be our royal musician.
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It's a deal.
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Not so fast, buster.
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We got a bone to pick with you.
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Business has gotten pretty slim
around here because of you.
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There's only room for one band of outlaws
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in the Tucker Forest.
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So we wondered if you'd like
to be the leader of our band?
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The leader of my own band?
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Gawrsh! [sniffles] It's a dream come true.
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All for one and one for all.
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Wrong story, stupid.
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[yawns] Great story, Pop.
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You sure know how to keep an audience
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glued to their seats.
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Hold on, Max, I'm not through.
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In no time,
Goofin' Hood and the Melancholy Men
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were number one
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on Prince Freddy
and Sheriff Pete's hit parade.
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[stuttering] It's not the stealing
that bothers me,
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but giving it to the poor?
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That's a horrible thing.
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If this keeps up, we'll be so broke,
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he'll be giving us donations.
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Yeah, that gives me an idea.
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♪ We've got money for food ♪
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♪ And money for shoes ♪
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♪ And money to drive Prince Freddy mad ♪
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♪ Poor lad ♪
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[laughs] Wow.
You look like you need lots of help.
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Ooh, hoo hoo!
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I have everything
I need right here.
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Hey, hands off, buster.
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I'm a personal friend
of Goofin' Hood, you know.
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Oh, I'm aware of that, Princess,
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very aware indeed.
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[Prince Freddy] [stammering]
A tournament?
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Goofin' Hood is robbing us blind,
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and you want to throw him
a ce-- ce-- celebration?
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Relax, your Freddyship.
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You know that bonehead
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is going to try and rescue the Princess.
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Of course he is. He's a hero.
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Well, we don't want him to show up
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when we don't expect him...
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So we fix it, so he shows up
when we want him to.
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Ha ha!
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You're clever. You're very clever.
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Oh, I love it.
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[Goofy] Goofin' Hood,
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bein' a hero whose heart was true,
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who never let using his head
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get in the way of a good deed,
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walked happily into Sir Pete's trap.
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Oh, I sure hope these here disguises
work, Goofin' Hood.
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You all remember what it
is we're here to do, right?
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[all] Sure do. Yeah.
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Good.
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What is it again exactly?
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We're fixin' to rescue the Princess...
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While you keep Sir Pete
busy in the tournament.
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Right. Keep Sir Pete busy.
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How do I do that?
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Just do what the book
says and you'll be fine.
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Oh, yeah. The book.
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[trumpet fanfare]
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I-- I don't see anybody 10
feet tall in a black Hood.
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He's here.
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And he'll give himself away
sooner or later.
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Let's get started.
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Citizens, citizens, be seated
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and let's get on with the tournament.
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[trumpets blare]
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Not so loud!
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Now let the games begin!
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[trumpets blare]
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What's the matter, cowards,
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nobody willing to take me on?
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Couldn't be because
I won every tournament
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in the last five years? [laughing]
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I'll take you on, Sheriff.
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[gasping]
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Who're you?
266
00:12:13,983 --> 00:12:16,363
Oh, just a humble subject,
267
00:12:16,444 --> 00:12:19,034
not a famous bandleader in disguise
268
00:12:19,114 --> 00:12:20,534
or anything like that.
269
00:12:20,615 --> 00:12:23,945
Well, watch this and weep, peasant.
270
00:12:24,035 --> 00:12:27,865
Actually, I prefer the term
"itinerant serf".
271
00:12:27,956 --> 00:12:29,536
[Pete] Bull's-eye.
272
00:12:29,624 --> 00:12:31,214
Gawrsh!
273
00:12:31,292 --> 00:12:32,592
Beat that.
274
00:12:35,088 --> 00:12:38,298
[narrator] How to be a knight
in your spare time,
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chapter one.
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Ah, the trusty bow and arrow--
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the perfect marriage
of tensile strength and delicacy,
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of tension and release.
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[boing]
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Nice tone.
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This arrow is truly the feathered friend
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of every fighting man worth his salt.
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Place the arrow's feathered end
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into the bowstring.
285
00:13:05,201 --> 00:13:07,831
I said the feathered end!
286
00:13:08,747 --> 00:13:10,577
I never played one of these things before.
287
00:13:10,665 --> 00:13:11,495
Good.
288
00:13:11,583 --> 00:13:16,213
Now smoothly and firmly
draw the bowstring backward
289
00:13:16,296 --> 00:13:18,206
until it's taut.
290
00:13:18,298 --> 00:13:19,838
Tauter...
291
00:13:19,924 --> 00:13:21,554
A little more taut.
292
00:13:24,804 --> 00:13:27,854
I'm being taught to make it taut.
Ah-hyuck!
293
00:13:28,266 --> 00:13:30,596
Now release.
294
00:13:30,685 --> 00:13:34,435
Aah! Hoo hoo hoo!
295
00:13:37,108 --> 00:13:39,608
Lucky shot.
296
00:13:39,694 --> 00:13:43,534
The next event will be jousting.
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[trumpets blare]
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I hate that!
299
00:13:48,620 --> 00:13:51,790
Oh, goody, this is my best event.
300
00:13:53,124 --> 00:13:54,834
I just rode in from Tucker Forest,
301
00:13:54,918 --> 00:13:57,668
and boy, is my saddle sore. Ah-hyuck!
302
00:13:57,754 --> 00:14:00,924
But seriously, folks,
how about them crusades?
303
00:14:01,007 --> 00:14:02,377
A hundred years of war--
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00:14:02,467 --> 00:14:04,177
there hasn't been a conflict this long
305
00:14:04,260 --> 00:14:06,470
since the Prince's first marriage.
306
00:14:08,181 --> 00:14:10,891
Wow! I'm hot tonight.
307
00:14:12,143 --> 00:14:14,563
It ain't jestin', ya Goof.
308
00:14:14,646 --> 00:14:16,816
It's joustin', see?
309
00:14:16,898 --> 00:14:18,688
Uh-oh.
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00:14:21,236 --> 00:14:23,906
Uh! Ow! Oh! Ow!
311
00:14:23,988 --> 00:14:25,068
Ugh! Ow! Ooh!
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[narrator] In the joust,
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it is imperative
that the prospective knight
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keep the point of his Lance or spear up!
315
00:14:39,963 --> 00:14:42,593
Aah! Ooh hoo hoo!
316
00:14:42,674 --> 00:14:44,634
Ya-hoo!
317
00:14:44,718 --> 00:14:47,048
[donkey braying]
318
00:14:47,137 --> 00:14:49,217
Piece of cake. Ah-hyuck!
319
00:14:49,305 --> 00:14:50,965
Whoa, fella. Whoa! Easy.
320
00:14:51,057 --> 00:14:53,097
-Whoa!
-[crash]
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00:14:53,184 --> 00:14:58,654
The final event will be
the most difficult of all.
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-Hmm.
-The swimsuit competition.
323
00:15:08,116 --> 00:15:09,696
[trumpets blare]
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00:15:09,784 --> 00:15:12,624
[narrator] The peasant is wearing
a fabulous design
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00:15:12,704 --> 00:15:14,214
by sir Calvin of Klein
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00:15:14,289 --> 00:15:17,499
featuring a scoop neck
with a flattering waistband.
327
00:15:17,584 --> 00:15:20,004
Sheriff Pete could bring
about a renaissance
328
00:15:20,086 --> 00:15:21,456
on any medieval beach
329
00:15:21,546 --> 00:15:23,586
wearing this armored brief
330
00:15:23,673 --> 00:15:26,933
beautifully accessorized
by contrasting rivets.
331
00:15:27,010 --> 00:15:29,800
You don't stand a chance.
332
00:15:29,888 --> 00:15:33,218
You look like 6:00, Mr. Veiny-legs.
333
00:15:33,308 --> 00:15:36,348
Look who's talking, Mr. Knobby-knees.
334
00:15:36,478 --> 00:15:39,768
Well, I'd rather have knobby
knees than knock-knees.
335
00:15:39,856 --> 00:15:43,396
Knock-knees?
It's Sir Goofy of knock-knees.
336
00:15:43,485 --> 00:15:45,025
It's Goofin' Hood!
337
00:15:47,155 --> 00:15:49,695
Arrest him! Uh, give him a fair trial,
338
00:15:49,783 --> 00:15:51,663
then have him beheaded.
339
00:15:52,911 --> 00:15:55,871
You gotta love the criminal
justice system in this town.
340
00:16:00,043 --> 00:16:02,553
[Goofin' Hood] The good news is
that I won the tournament.
341
00:16:02,629 --> 00:16:06,299
The bad news is that I'm gonna
be beheaded in the morning.
342
00:16:06,383 --> 00:16:08,933
Boy, imagine if I'd lost.
343
00:16:09,052 --> 00:16:11,142
[trumpets sounding]
344
00:16:11,221 --> 00:16:12,851
Hark! Trumpets!
345
00:16:12,931 --> 00:16:15,521
Do you realize what that means?
346
00:16:15,600 --> 00:16:17,390
The birth of the blues?
347
00:16:17,519 --> 00:16:20,479
No, it means that pipsqueak Freddy
348
00:16:20,563 --> 00:16:22,823
is convicting Pistol of treason.
349
00:16:22,941 --> 00:16:25,571
Don't you worry about a thing,
Your Majesty.
350
00:16:25,694 --> 00:16:27,074
My band of Melancholy Men
351
00:16:27,153 --> 00:16:28,913
has everything under control.
352
00:16:36,454 --> 00:16:39,084
On second thought,
worrying might be a good idea.
353
00:16:39,207 --> 00:16:42,207
[men] Heave!
354
00:16:42,293 --> 00:16:44,923
Heave!
355
00:16:45,922 --> 00:16:48,472
[pants] It's no use.
356
00:16:48,550 --> 00:16:51,050
We're never gettin' out
of here without the right key.
357
00:16:51,177 --> 00:16:53,427
[Goofin' Hood] Right key?
Why didn't you say so?
358
00:16:53,555 --> 00:16:54,635
I'm a musician.
359
00:16:54,723 --> 00:16:56,023
Keys are my business.
360
00:16:56,141 --> 00:16:58,941
All I need is some
horsehair to make a bow.
361
00:16:59,060 --> 00:17:03,150
Now, where are we gonna
get horsehair in a dungeon?
362
00:17:08,903 --> 00:17:11,783
Eh, what are y'all staring
at me like that for?
363
00:17:11,906 --> 00:17:13,236
Oh, no.
364
00:17:13,324 --> 00:17:14,454
No, not that.
365
00:17:14,576 --> 00:17:16,286
Stop!
366
00:17:16,369 --> 00:17:20,329
No! No! Stop! Ooh! Ow!
367
00:17:21,916 --> 00:17:24,666
[Goofin' Hood] Now findin'
the right key should be a cinch.
368
00:17:25,879 --> 00:17:29,009
I am the greatest bowman
in England, you know.
369
00:17:29,132 --> 00:17:30,592
Ah-hyuck!
370
00:17:30,675 --> 00:17:32,545
[music plays]
371
00:17:33,136 --> 00:17:33,966
Nope,
372
00:17:34,054 --> 00:17:36,684
I think the right key is b-flat.
373
00:17:42,270 --> 00:17:44,520
[music crescendos]
374
00:17:49,027 --> 00:17:51,817
Yup. The door be flat, all right.
375
00:17:51,946 --> 00:17:52,906
Ah-hyuck!
376
00:17:52,989 --> 00:17:53,949
Come on, men,
377
00:17:54,032 --> 00:17:56,122
let's rescue Princess Pistol.
378
00:17:57,952 --> 00:17:59,412
Hang on, Pistol!
379
00:17:59,496 --> 00:18:01,746
We're coming!
380
00:18:05,835 --> 00:18:09,955
[stuttering] And how do you explain
your aiding and abetting outlaws
381
00:18:10,048 --> 00:18:14,258
against our royalness,
you little Princess?
382
00:18:14,344 --> 00:18:16,514
[Pistol] Outlaws? Outlaws?
What do you mean, outlaws?
383
00:18:16,638 --> 00:18:19,518
The only outlaws I know are the
ones that stole my Daddy's throne!
384
00:18:19,641 --> 00:18:21,731
[muffled shouting]
385
00:18:21,810 --> 00:18:23,940
I-- I understood that.
386
00:18:24,062 --> 00:18:29,112
O-- OK, so by the power vested in me
by me, myself, and I,
387
00:18:29,234 --> 00:18:33,574
I-- I-- I now pronounce
you guilty as charged.
388
00:18:33,905 --> 00:18:37,235
Aah! Ho ho ho!
389
00:18:37,951 --> 00:18:39,581
Whoo!
390
00:18:39,703 --> 00:18:42,043
Egad! Ow!
391
00:18:42,122 --> 00:18:46,332
All right, no more Goofing around.
392
00:18:46,418 --> 00:18:48,748
Whoa! Ho ho ho!
393
00:18:53,425 --> 00:18:57,005
Don't worry, Pistol,
I've got a plan.
394
00:18:58,263 --> 00:19:00,273
Boy, oh, boy, some plan.
395
00:19:00,932 --> 00:19:05,022
Just to show you two
there's no hard feelings,
396
00:19:05,145 --> 00:19:08,645
Prince Freddy and me
are treating you to a last meal.
397
00:19:08,732 --> 00:19:11,482
Our special today is swordfish
398
00:19:11,568 --> 00:19:14,318
basted in a delicate cream sauce.
399
00:19:14,404 --> 00:19:17,494
The soup du jour is clam chowder.
400
00:19:17,574 --> 00:19:19,834
I'm not a big fish-eater.
401
00:19:19,909 --> 00:19:21,789
How's the prime rib? Tender?
402
00:19:21,911 --> 00:19:25,171
[Pete] Oh, yes, Monsieur,
like butter in the mouth.
403
00:19:27,334 --> 00:19:28,214
[crash]
404
00:19:28,293 --> 00:19:31,463
Cease! Desist! Stop already!
405
00:19:31,588 --> 00:19:33,418
Call out the reserves!
406
00:19:34,841 --> 00:19:36,471
What is it?
407
00:19:36,551 --> 00:19:38,971
It's my Melancholy Men.
408
00:19:39,095 --> 00:19:41,055
They're playing my song.
409
00:19:41,181 --> 00:19:43,141
[band music playing]
410
00:19:43,224 --> 00:19:45,354
[men screaming]
411
00:19:45,560 --> 00:19:48,690
[Pistol] Aah!
412
00:19:48,938 --> 00:19:52,108
I have come for my throne, Cousin.
413
00:19:52,192 --> 00:19:54,112
Aah! Take it already.
414
00:19:54,194 --> 00:19:57,954
Just stop that horrible music!
415
00:20:00,950 --> 00:20:04,160
Time to get rid of Goofin' Hood
once and for all.
416
00:20:05,372 --> 00:20:07,832
[grunting]
417
00:20:19,511 --> 00:20:22,681
[Goofy] Well, Max,
the battle went on for hours--
418
00:20:23,890 --> 00:20:25,520
through the night
419
00:20:25,600 --> 00:20:27,770
and into the morning.
420
00:20:27,852 --> 00:20:29,772
Until finally,
421
00:20:29,896 --> 00:20:32,936
Goofin' Hood and King
Richard emerged victorious.
422
00:20:33,066 --> 00:20:35,526
So, Sir Goofy of Knock-knees
423
00:20:35,610 --> 00:20:37,450
became the royal musician.
424
00:20:37,529 --> 00:20:40,239
And it was discovered
that he played the Baton
425
00:20:40,323 --> 00:20:42,873
a lot better than he
ever played the fiddle.
426
00:20:42,992 --> 00:20:47,212
And why he played the fiddle
so lousy in the first place.
427
00:20:49,624 --> 00:20:52,844
[band music playing]
428
00:20:52,961 --> 00:20:55,011
Even Sir Pete and Freddy found a place
429
00:20:55,088 --> 00:20:56,668
in the new administration.
430
00:20:56,798 --> 00:21:01,468
Oh, I have such a headache.
431
00:21:01,553 --> 00:21:03,143
Ah, shut up,
432
00:21:03,221 --> 00:21:05,971
or I'll really give it
something to ache about.
433
00:21:06,099 --> 00:21:07,979
[Goofy] And the rest is history.
434
00:21:08,101 --> 00:21:11,021
Sir Goofy went on to drive
the rats out of Hamelin--
435
00:21:11,104 --> 00:21:13,574
as well as most of the other population.
436
00:21:13,690 --> 00:21:15,400
He wrote the 1812 overture
437
00:21:15,525 --> 00:21:18,315
before anybody knew what an 1812 was.
438
00:21:18,445 --> 00:21:20,775
And he never stepped on a beetle.
439
00:21:21,948 --> 00:21:22,988
Thanks, Pop.
440
00:21:23,116 --> 00:21:25,906
I think I really learned
something from this story.
441
00:21:25,994 --> 00:21:27,124
[Goofy] Really?
442
00:21:27,203 --> 00:21:29,503
That persistence in something
you want does pay off?
443
00:21:29,622 --> 00:21:31,502
[Max] Yeah, that, too.
444
00:21:34,544 --> 00:21:35,674
[violin music playing]
445
00:21:44,971 --> 00:21:48,271
Ah, bummer. What am I gonna do now?
446
00:21:48,391 --> 00:21:50,891
Oh, don't worry, Max.
We'll get you some new strings
447
00:21:50,977 --> 00:21:52,937
as soon as we find some cat gut.
448
00:21:57,233 --> 00:21:58,943
Cat gut?
449
00:21:59,069 --> 00:22:01,779
[screeching]
450
00:22:04,866 --> 00:22:06,866
Gangway!
451
00:22:09,662 --> 00:22:12,372
[laughter]
452
00:22:14,542 --> 00:22:15,882
♪ Gimme a beat ♪
453
00:22:15,960 --> 00:22:17,250
[theme music playing]
454
00:22:42,612 --> 00:22:43,822
Yeah!
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