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Ah-hyuck!
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♪ H-h-h-hit it ♪
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♪ Like father, like son ♪
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♪ You're always number one ♪
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[both] Yes!
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♪ There's buddies There's pals ♪
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Yeah!
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♪ You always seem to work things out ♪
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♪ Can't you see you're two of a kind ♪
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♪ Lookin' for a real good time ♪
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Whoa!
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♪ A real good time ♪
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Aah!
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♪ Report to the Goof Troop ♪
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♪ And we'll always stick together ♪
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♪ Always stick together ♪
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♪ We're the Goof Troop ♪
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♪ The best of friends forever ♪
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♪ Side by side wherever we go ♪
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♪ We're always ready to roll ♪
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♪ Now, gimme a beat ♪
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♪ We're the Goof Troop ♪
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♪ And we always stick together ♪
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♪ Oh, we're the Goof Troop ♪
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♪ The best of friends forever ♪
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♪ Now we're callin' everyone ♪
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♪ Come along and join the fun ♪
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♪ Report to the Goof Troop ♪
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♪ Baa ba doo da bop baa ba doo bop ♪
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Yeah!
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[Goofy] Here you go, max.
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Your best birthday present ever.
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Even tops the 10 pound slab
of bubble gum
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I got ya last year.
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Hey, waffles, must be that
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hot new skateboard I wanted.
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Or a video game
or a--
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Baseball bat.
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And ball and glove.
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Very same ones your dad used.
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Ever tell you I used to
strike out every batter in little league?
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Only about 100 times.
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Well, now I'm gonna teach you
to play as good as I did.
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Hey-o, Daddy-o, that's okay.
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I'm not really the most sports-oriented
guy in the world, you know?
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All it takes is practice, practice,
and more practice.
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First, I'll teach you to bunt.
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Now, you got to fool
the pitcher and the catcher,
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and even yourself.
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[honk]
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Then you gotta take off
like a fly with a swatter on its tail.
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A good base runner's
gotta have coordination...
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Stamina...
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Whoa!
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Persistence...
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A keen eye!
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But most important,
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he's gotta know when to slide.
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Simple, huh?
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Just look at the time!
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I clean forgot. I'm having my teeth
drilled in 20 minutes. Later!
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Oral hygiene's important,
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but 20 minutes is all I need
to teach you to hit a home run.
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[grunting]
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Please, Dad. It's been six hours.
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Can't I take a break?
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Weeds don't take breaks.
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They turn into jungles.
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Want your mom to get et by a tiger
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in our own backyard?
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Dad, I'm just not sure
baseball's really my thing.
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Oh, it's a cinch.
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Just keep swinging, and sooner or later
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the ball will get in the way.
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Huh? Hey, what?
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Anybody seen Maxie's ball?
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Your kid hit this?
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Yup. Going to be the next Mickey Mantle.
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Dad!
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You don't say?
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Come on, junior.
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If that chip off the old Goof-up
could do that,
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you could be the next DiMaggio.
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Baseball? Oh, Dad.
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You know I'm no good at sports.
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Okay, the next Koufax.
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But...the weeds!
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Yeah, the weeds. What about
the weeds, Dad?
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I mean, it is a jungle out there.
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You can see it's a jungle.
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You want Mom to get attacked by a gorilla?
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You don't want that, do you now, Dad?
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[Pete] Did I ever tell you
how I used to be
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a catchin' ace in little league?
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Caught anything that moved--
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Pitches. Popped fouls. Field mice.
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You're gonna be as good as I was.
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You got my talent, see.
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Oh, I just forgot. Didn't you want me
to wash the car?
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Oh, and floss. Gotta floss.
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And clean my room? Paint the house.
Gotta paint the house.
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What? The future greatest ball player
in the world work
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when you could be having fun?
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Now, come on. Let me see ya
catch one.
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[yelping]
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That's putting your mouth
where your mitt is.
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Now let me see ya slide.
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No, no, no, no, no!
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I got a method that could even teach
mud to slide.
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[screaming]
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Ptooey!
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Ah, dude, not you, too?
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[coughs] Yeah. Welcome to
baseball boot camp, bud.
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Well, did you see that, Goof?
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Nothing stands between my major leaguer
and a big play.
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He's gonna be one of the greats!
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A great water boy
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if he plays like you did.
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Ha! If your kid plays like you did,
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they wouldn't let him be a bat boy.
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-Water boy!
-Bat boy!
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-Bat boy!
-Water boy!
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[Pete grunts] Come here, ace!
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Show 'em your stuff!
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Whoa!
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What'd I tell you? Water boy!
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Pete, you couldn't teach a surfboard
to catch a wave.
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Show 'em, slugger.
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Bat boy! Ha ha ha!
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You couldn't teach
lightning to hit a tree.
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Ow!
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Here you go-- Vita-slime!
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Health goop of champions.
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Makes you run a mile in a minute flat.
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[bubbling]
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[laughs] Even the smell works wonders.
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Now, every catcher's
got to know signals, see.
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Lost a game once
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'cause some dodo pitcher mixed them up.
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Are you ready?
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Okay, sinker.
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Slider. Curve ball.
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Fast ball. Screwball.
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Bowling ball. Hair ball. Got it?
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[stammering]
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Good. Now, let me have this.
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Home run ball. And the kid
wasn't even batting.
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Nuh-uh. That was a breakin' ball.
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Oh, you couldn't tell
a meatball from a cheese ball.
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That's why you lost us that championship.
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You the one that got us
kicked out of little league.
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I pitched what you signaled--an odd ball.
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What? I signaled a screwball!
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-[bickering continues]
-Those two were teammates?
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That's like putting a dog on
the same team with his fleas.
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We're settling this score
once and for all.
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[laughs] Would I have got that
for losing the game?
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Nope. It says "for best attendance."
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But feast your eyes
on what the coach gave me.
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"Mr. Congeniality"? Ha ha ha!
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A smile a day don't keep the ball in play.
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And a Goof ball don't win games.
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Says who?
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Oh, man. This one's going extra innings.
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Maybe not. Come on. I got an idea.
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What are you talkin' about?
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You wouldn't know
a sourball from an eyeball.
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Well, you wouldn't know a cue ball--
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[kids] Aah!
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-Aah!
-oh, the pain!
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Freak fieldin' accident. Oh, pain.
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Sprained every muscle in our bodies.
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Oh!
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I won't be able to practice for
at least a year.
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No, two! It's gotta be--oh!
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-Maybe-- Maybe 20.
-Yeah.
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Nah. My secret liniment
will fix ya up in no time.
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Well, my secret stretching cure's
faster than that.
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[P.J.] Ooh! Golly, Dad!
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♪ Patty cake, patty cake, healer man ♪
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♪ Cure this kid as fast as you can ♪
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♪ Scrunch 'im and crunch 'im ♪
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♪ And mark 'im with a "p" ♪
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♪ And put him in rehab ♪
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♪ For Babe Ruth and me ♪
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♪ This is the way we stretch our bod ♪
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♪ Stretch our bod, stretch our bod ♪
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♪ This is the way we stretch our bod ♪
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♪ So early in the morning ♪
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[both] We're cured!
We're cured!
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[dads] Then play ball!
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Ah, we're doomed, Max.
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They're gonna make us practice
Till we're as good as they were.
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Or till they think we are.
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Okey-doke.
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Let me see a real sizzler.
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[snorts] Sizzler, eh?
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Okay. This baby's gonna burn leather.
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Whoop-ti-daisy-mae.
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Pete! Petey! Look at this!
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Yo, Pop!
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Go on out front, and I'll hit one
clear over the house.
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That a boy, P.J.
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Put that puppy in orbit.
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You heard the man.
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Orbit ball in the side pocket.
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Look what Maxie's pitchin'
did to my glove.
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Look what P.J.'s hittin' did to the ball.
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They're better than we ever were.
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Yeah. No point in making them
practice anymore.
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What'd I tell ya?
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[gasps] I bet old Coach Roach
just begs them to join the team.
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Join?
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Wha-what team?
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Why, our old little league team--
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The Spoonerville Sluggers.
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You'll even have our old coach!
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Didn't we tell you? Tryouts are tomorrow.
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[both] what do you think
we been teaching you for?
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Come on.
Gonna be late for tryouts.
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Never mind chewin'. Just swallow.
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[Pete] Relax! Hurry up! Don't panic!
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What am I doing?
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Dead meat doesn't need a last meal.
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Something's gotta happen to save us--
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A flood, earthquake, alien invasion, pox.
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Don't forget what we taught ya.
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-Know your signals.
-Read your ball.
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-Hug your bases. Cover your 'nads.
-Bat your bat.
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Boys! Boys!
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You two make mother hens
look like absentee parents.
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Why don't you just let them go alone?
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[gulps] A-a-a-alone?
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W-w-without their dads?
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[both] but they need us!
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What they need is a break.
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Okay, sugar cube.
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Maybe you're right.
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Now, break a leg.
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Break two.
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[P.J.] I'll see what I can do, Dad.
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[Max] Yeah.
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Just think, our boys...
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In our old uniforms...
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Trying out for our old team.
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[Max] Maybe this
won't be so bad.
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You were saying?
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I got a fuzzy feelin' I've seen you two
bleacher bums before.
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Don't think so, Coach.
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Must be a case of misshapen identity.
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Okay, show me what you got.
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[coach] Yugh!
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Go try bowlin' or somethin'.
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[Goofy] I've dreamed of Maxie
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making little league all his life.
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I know what you mean.
I dreamt of P.J. making it.
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Wished on all my birthday candles,
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lucky stars, chicken wishbones...
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00:12:26,037 --> 00:12:29,117
Why, I'd give my car dealership
and your house
260
00:12:29,207 --> 00:12:31,207
for P.J. to make that team.
261
00:12:31,292 --> 00:12:33,172
Can we tell your dad first?
262
00:12:33,253 --> 00:12:34,593
I'm still writing my will.
263
00:12:34,921 --> 00:12:38,471
Come on, Peej. We just gotta face this
head-on.
264
00:12:40,260 --> 00:12:42,430
Hey, hey, hey, there, Goofer.
265
00:12:42,512 --> 00:12:45,222
Do you see what I see?
266
00:12:45,306 --> 00:12:47,726
Gawrsh! All I'm seein'
267
00:12:47,809 --> 00:12:49,559
is stars!
268
00:12:51,146 --> 00:12:53,646
[both] Welcome home, aces!
269
00:12:54,024 --> 00:12:56,034
You knocked 'em for a loop, right?
270
00:12:56,109 --> 00:12:58,279
Well, I wouldn't exactly say that.
271
00:12:58,361 --> 00:12:59,991
Ah, you hear that modesty, Goof?
272
00:13:00,071 --> 00:13:02,781
He must have smacked one
out of the ball park.
273
00:13:02,866 --> 00:13:05,536
Not as such, Dad.
You see, it's kinda like this--
274
00:13:05,618 --> 00:13:09,618
Know what? Must have struck out
the whole team... twice.
275
00:13:09,831 --> 00:13:11,671
Dad, there's something we gotta tell ya--
276
00:13:11,750 --> 00:13:15,210
Ooh, let me guess.
They made you a pitcher, just like me!
277
00:13:15,295 --> 00:13:19,005
Made you a catcher, huh? Just like me.
278
00:13:19,591 --> 00:13:20,971
They did it!
279
00:13:21,051 --> 00:13:23,261
-I can't wait!
-[cheering]
280
00:13:23,553 --> 00:13:24,763
[laughing]
281
00:13:24,804 --> 00:13:25,724
-Oh!
-Oh!
282
00:13:26,723 --> 00:13:29,683
Oh, man, in the soup without a ladle.
283
00:13:29,768 --> 00:13:31,558
Why didn't we just tell 'em?
284
00:13:31,644 --> 00:13:32,774
How could we, P.J.?
285
00:13:32,854 --> 00:13:34,614
We woulda broken their hearts.
286
00:13:34,689 --> 00:13:36,609
Yeah, but they're gonna find out anyway
287
00:13:36,691 --> 00:13:38,441
when they go to next week's game.
288
00:13:38,526 --> 00:13:42,066
You mean if they go to next week's game.
289
00:13:44,032 --> 00:13:46,032
Let's go, slugger.
290
00:13:46,117 --> 00:13:47,657
First game of the season.
291
00:13:49,245 --> 00:13:52,115
Oh, boy, Dad. I can hardly wait.
292
00:13:54,376 --> 00:13:56,836
[engine sputters]
293
00:13:59,923 --> 00:14:02,593
[choking]
294
00:14:03,343 --> 00:14:06,013
Gosh, Dad,
What's wrong?
295
00:14:06,805 --> 00:14:11,345
The car's sick. Give us a lift,
and I'll treat you to slugger dogs.
296
00:14:12,477 --> 00:14:16,397
Mine's sick, too. Musta caught it
from your car.
297
00:14:16,481 --> 00:14:19,691
Golly! Sounds like a car virus
is goin' around.
298
00:14:19,776 --> 00:14:21,606
We better take our bikes. See ya later.
299
00:14:24,239 --> 00:14:25,989
What the-- Look at this!
300
00:14:26,074 --> 00:14:29,664
Somebody put cement in our tailpipes.
301
00:14:30,161 --> 00:14:32,291
The Spoonerville Sluggers
302
00:14:32,372 --> 00:14:36,002
win the first game of the season 9-0.
303
00:14:42,465 --> 00:14:45,675
When I catch that son
of a two-headed rattlesnake
304
00:14:45,802 --> 00:14:49,432
that kept us from seein'
our boys play, I'm gonna--
305
00:14:49,514 --> 00:14:53,024
[Maxie] Hey, yeah!
The sluggers won!
306
00:14:53,184 --> 00:14:54,484
What a game!
307
00:14:54,561 --> 00:14:56,101
It was awesome!
308
00:14:56,187 --> 00:14:58,307
[both] They did it!
309
00:14:58,440 --> 00:15:00,980
-What'd you bat, 1000?
-2000?
310
00:15:01,067 --> 00:15:02,777
You probably struck 'em all out.
311
00:15:02,861 --> 00:15:04,701
-Uh, sort of like that.
-Well, uh...
312
00:15:04,779 --> 00:15:06,569
[overlapping chatter]
313
00:15:08,241 --> 00:15:11,201
Modesty! Ha ha!
314
00:15:11,661 --> 00:15:16,171
Well, we'll just read all about it on
tomorrow's sports page.
315
00:15:16,249 --> 00:15:17,959
[both] Sports page.
316
00:15:38,897 --> 00:15:40,567
Aw-hyuck!
317
00:15:42,359 --> 00:15:43,489
Unh!
318
00:15:43,568 --> 00:15:44,488
What?
319
00:15:44,569 --> 00:15:46,609
My star pullin' weeds?
320
00:15:46,738 --> 00:15:48,158
Forget them chores.
321
00:15:48,239 --> 00:15:51,579
As a reward for being a baseball ace,
no more cleaning--
322
00:15:51,659 --> 00:15:56,409
But, Dad, that's okay
I'm not really an ace. [stammering]
323
00:15:57,374 --> 00:15:59,794
Whoa! I'll do that.
324
00:15:59,876 --> 00:16:04,296
Can't have you battin' a 1000
with dishpan hands.
325
00:16:05,090 --> 00:16:06,840
Comfy, boys?
326
00:16:06,925 --> 00:16:08,635
You pick the program.
327
00:16:08,718 --> 00:16:11,098
We'll change the channels.
328
00:16:13,390 --> 00:16:14,350
[gulp]
329
00:16:14,641 --> 00:16:15,771
I can't stand it.
330
00:16:15,850 --> 00:16:17,890
The guilt's giving me a migraine.
331
00:16:17,977 --> 00:16:21,557
Triple migraine. We gotta keep 'em
out of 19 more games.
332
00:16:21,648 --> 00:16:22,898
Ohhh.
333
00:16:25,068 --> 00:16:26,278
[squeaking]
334
00:16:28,363 --> 00:16:30,073
[revving]
335
00:16:34,119 --> 00:16:36,619
[cheering]
336
00:16:46,798 --> 00:16:49,338
[chirping]
337
00:16:54,806 --> 00:16:58,346
Last game of the season,
and we're home free!
338
00:16:58,435 --> 00:16:59,975
[Goofy] Oh, boys!
339
00:17:00,353 --> 00:17:02,023
We may have missed your other games,
340
00:17:02,105 --> 00:17:04,145
But we ain't missin' this one.
341
00:17:04,274 --> 00:17:07,324
And this time, you're goin' in style.
342
00:17:10,989 --> 00:17:12,409
[Goofy] Got a surprise.
343
00:17:12,532 --> 00:17:14,622
You boys have been playin' so well,
344
00:17:14,701 --> 00:17:17,701
after this game, we're takin' you out
of little league...
345
00:17:17,787 --> 00:17:20,957
And puttin' ya in the big leagues!
346
00:17:21,374 --> 00:17:22,884
[both] Yikes!
347
00:17:28,798 --> 00:17:31,218
Called every major league scout
in the country.
348
00:17:31,301 --> 00:17:32,891
Organized a media blitz!
349
00:17:33,011 --> 00:17:35,971
Even got the astronauts
to watch it on satellite TV!
350
00:17:36,056 --> 00:17:38,266
Got a few words for our TV audience?
351
00:17:38,350 --> 00:17:40,390
Well, um...
352
00:17:40,518 --> 00:17:41,598
Play ball!
353
00:17:41,686 --> 00:17:42,846
Sorry. Gotta go!
354
00:17:43,521 --> 00:17:46,611
If we can just stay inconspicuous
for 9 innings.
355
00:17:47,150 --> 00:17:51,280
Batting first, Claude Harper.
356
00:17:51,654 --> 00:17:54,914
What? They're not puttin' our kids
in first?
357
00:17:55,158 --> 00:17:57,448
Maybe savin' the best for last?
358
00:17:58,495 --> 00:18:00,285
Well, okay. We'll wait.
359
00:18:18,598 --> 00:18:19,768
[ding]
360
00:18:21,976 --> 00:18:24,016
[Goofy] we've waited
long enough.
361
00:18:24,145 --> 00:18:26,935
Yeah. How come
your star pitcher and catcher
362
00:18:27,023 --> 00:18:28,193
ain't seein' any action?
363
00:18:28,274 --> 00:18:29,784
Stars?
364
00:18:29,859 --> 00:18:32,399
Hey, didn't I kick these two
outta baseball?
365
00:18:32,487 --> 00:18:36,067
No. You kicked us out... 30 years ago!
366
00:18:36,157 --> 00:18:37,827
These are our sons.
367
00:18:37,909 --> 00:18:40,329
I guess when you get to be my age,
368
00:18:40,412 --> 00:18:42,212
Everything runs together.
369
00:18:42,330 --> 00:18:44,960
Yeah, all right, let's see
what they can do.
370
00:18:45,041 --> 00:18:46,291
Okay, Maxie,
371
00:18:46,376 --> 00:18:49,836
let's see you fire a few strikes
into P.J.'s glove.
372
00:18:59,180 --> 00:19:00,600
Now, don't panic!
373
00:19:00,682 --> 00:19:01,602
Relax.
374
00:19:01,683 --> 00:19:02,933
Take it easy.
375
00:19:03,018 --> 00:19:05,518
Don't forget everything I taught ya!
376
00:19:13,820 --> 00:19:15,990
What's got into you two?
377
00:19:16,072 --> 00:19:19,162
We musta lost our stuff.
378
00:19:19,492 --> 00:19:22,452
Yeah, and I don't think
we're gonna find it anytime soon.
379
00:19:22,579 --> 00:19:24,539
They've hit a slump!
380
00:19:24,664 --> 00:19:27,084
That's okay. It happens to
all the greats.
381
00:19:27,292 --> 00:19:29,842
Gonna miss their big shot at the big time.
382
00:19:29,919 --> 00:19:31,499
No, they're not.
383
00:19:32,756 --> 00:19:35,126
And so, in the bottom of the 9th,
384
00:19:35,216 --> 00:19:39,636
Sluggers lead it 7-3.
2 outs and the bases empty.
385
00:19:39,888 --> 00:19:42,638
Ready-- Ahem. Ready, coach.
386
00:19:45,018 --> 00:19:47,348
Sinker, Goof. Gets 'em every time.
387
00:19:49,439 --> 00:19:50,819
Winker blinker it is.
388
00:19:50,940 --> 00:19:54,900
And the pitch is... Well, anybody's guess.
389
00:19:57,530 --> 00:19:59,200
-It's mine!
-Mine!
390
00:20:01,076 --> 00:20:02,116
-Let go.
-You--you...
391
00:20:04,079 --> 00:20:05,499
A home run!
392
00:20:05,830 --> 00:20:06,710
But...
393
00:20:06,790 --> 00:20:09,250
Wow. And we thought we were bad.
394
00:20:09,584 --> 00:20:12,174
Knuckle ball, you goof.
395
00:20:12,462 --> 00:20:14,172
Fire ball, it is.
396
00:20:14,255 --> 00:20:16,415
Lead's been cut to 7-4.
397
00:20:16,508 --> 00:20:18,218
Things could be heating up.
398
00:20:18,677 --> 00:20:20,507
They don't get hotter than that.
399
00:20:21,179 --> 00:20:23,139
High fly down the third base line.
400
00:20:23,223 --> 00:20:26,643
Going, going...gone!
401
00:20:26,726 --> 00:20:29,056
Slugger lead slips to 2.
402
00:20:30,855 --> 00:20:33,315
Plier ball, you brainless beanpole.
403
00:20:39,072 --> 00:20:40,322
Head ball.
404
00:20:41,991 --> 00:20:43,031
Foot ball.
405
00:20:44,494 --> 00:20:45,584
Hand ball.
406
00:20:45,787 --> 00:20:48,537
He walked 'em all!
407
00:20:48,623 --> 00:20:51,293
Screwball in the hip pocket,
408
00:20:51,376 --> 00:20:53,546
and this time get it right.
409
00:20:53,670 --> 00:20:56,300
Side ball in the corner pocket?
410
00:20:56,381 --> 00:20:57,801
I hope he knows what he's doin'.
411
00:20:57,924 --> 00:21:02,604
The pitch is... Up, up, and away!
412
00:21:07,642 --> 00:21:08,982
You fizzbrain!
413
00:21:09,060 --> 00:21:11,270
Curve ball in the shirt pocket?
414
00:21:11,354 --> 00:21:13,574
Or was it the pants pocket?
415
00:21:13,898 --> 00:21:15,568
That wasn't the pitch I signaled!
416
00:21:15,650 --> 00:21:19,240
...scores!
The winning run is rounding third.
417
00:21:20,447 --> 00:21:21,407
[Pete] No!
418
00:21:21,489 --> 00:21:23,779
Grand slam, wild pitch!
419
00:21:23,867 --> 00:21:28,617
And the sluggers come from
ahead to lose it 7-8.
420
00:21:28,705 --> 00:21:31,955
Only know two guys
who could Goof up like that.
421
00:21:32,083 --> 00:21:33,793
Goofy and Pete.
422
00:21:34,919 --> 00:21:38,339
You're banned from baseball forever!
423
00:21:38,423 --> 00:21:40,133
Don't even watch it on TV,
424
00:21:40,258 --> 00:21:43,888
or trade baseball cards,
or chew bubble gum!
425
00:21:43,970 --> 00:21:45,510
[both] Unreal!
426
00:21:48,641 --> 00:21:52,481
Gawrsh! Now I know how
Shoeless Joe Jackson felt.
427
00:21:52,562 --> 00:21:54,732
Aww, Dad, who needs baseball?
428
00:21:54,814 --> 00:21:56,784
There's better things to play.
429
00:21:56,900 --> 00:21:59,440
Yeah. Like football.
430
00:21:59,569 --> 00:22:02,449
Hey, the season's just startin'.
431
00:22:02,530 --> 00:22:04,120
Football!
432
00:22:04,282 --> 00:22:06,872
[Goofy] Used to be a star
quarterback myself.
433
00:22:06,951 --> 00:22:09,661
[Pete] Best wide receiver
in the league!
434
00:22:09,746 --> 00:22:11,246
[Goofy] Gonna teach you
everything we know.
435
00:22:11,331 --> 00:22:14,041
Okay, boys. Back for the pass!
436
00:22:16,753 --> 00:22:17,923
♪ Gimme a beat ♪
437
00:22:18,004 --> 00:22:19,674
[theme music playing]
438
00:22:44,948 --> 00:22:45,778
Yeah!
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