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Previously on "Sick Note":
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- Fire him!
- You have cancer.
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He's dying, we shouldn't be doing this.
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- I know.
- It was from becca to ash it's his phone.
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You need to come here now.
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He's dead.
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Remember when you misdiagnosed me with cancer?
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You don't have cancer.
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You owe me one.
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You could get away with anything.
Even murder.
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We can dump his body on a quiet road.
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And make it look like he's been ran over.
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He's not dead, he's in the hospital.
He's in surgery.
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He's...Not...Dead?
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You okay?
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Daniel.
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Can you just concentrate on me for a second?
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- Who you texting?
- It's Jacqueline,
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Ashes mom, just seeing if she's okay.
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Oh, can we just stop in here. I need to get a Lucozade.
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- 00079460649 at Glennis residence.
- Ash is alive.
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- Who's this?
- It's Daniel, Ash is
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- fucking alive.
- Who's Ash?
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Oh, you must know Ash.
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You left him lying in the middle of the road
and made it look like hit and run accident. Ring any
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- fucking bells?
- He can't be alive.
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What's wrong with your phone?
I've been calling and texting you.
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Nothing wrong with my phone. I mean it's on.
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- That's odd.
- What is?
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There's picture of your friend and his family on my
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mobile phone screen.
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Oh, no, you've have him.
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- Oh, God, no.
- What? What?
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You've got Ashes phone!
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I can't have.
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It must have copied a picture of it's, might when they're in my pocket together.
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That's not how technology works!
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I thought I left his phone with him.
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Ah, no, hang on. You're right, it is it.
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Okay...
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let's think.
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If they find your phone, I mean...
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..We're fucked.
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I'm going to be
at the thames royal infirmary
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in 10 minutes.
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Get there as soon as you can.
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I'm on my way.
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I could have sworn this was mine.
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ooh, good lord.
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are you ok?
you've been gone ages.
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oh, yeah, just a bit shook up.
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where's your drink?
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oh, I drank it in there.
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What?
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You don't believe me?
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Go, go and ask the guy.
course I believe you.
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come on, let's go to the hospital.
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who are you here to see?
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ash matthews.
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and what's your relationship
to mr matthews?
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I'm his best friend.
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well, mr matthews was involved
in a hit and run.
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they gasp quietly
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oh. A hit and run.
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left for dead in the middle of
the road, he's lucky to be alive.
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so, er, so what's..
what's happening with him now?
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I'm just waiting to talk
to him, myself.
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there are seats over there.
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well, can't we wait with his family?
they're in the relatives room.
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and you two aren't relatives.
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yeah, but actually...I'm sorry.
this is a police matter.
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guess we wait.
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vanessa's going straight
to voicemail.
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can you call ash's mum?
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oh. Don't have her number.
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yes, you do.
you were texting with her before.
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oh, yeah.
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I don't want to bother her.
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oh, just give me the phone,
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I'll call her.
phone rings
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oh, speak of the devil.
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Hi, jacqueline.
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jacqueline? No...
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no, it's dr iain glennis.
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how's ash doing?
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well, he's alive, isn't he?
you told me he was alive.
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well, this is the best place
for him.
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the hospital?yes, yes.
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I'm in the car park.ok.
I can do that for you.
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Ok, bye now.
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hello?
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huh.
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yeah.
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She wants me to...
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..Get some maltesers
for when he wakes up.
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oh...no, no, I'll go, you...
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You stay here,
in case they come back out...
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..Here.
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ok.
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horn beeps
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open the door.
what?
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door!hang on.
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is it that one?
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there we go.
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hello!
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why is this happening?
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How could you not know
he was alive?!
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I can't see how it's possible.
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I mean, are you sure
they've got the right guy?
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yes they've got the right guy!
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His mother, wife, and newborn baby
are all in there now
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praying he's going to make it
out of surgery alive.
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How could you not know?! How?!
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it's like condoms, isn't it?
nothing's 100%.
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we need to swap the phones back.
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I can't get anywhere near there,
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there's a policeman
standing at the door.policeman?!
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yes, they think it's a hit and run!
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well...
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I guess our plan worked, then,
didn't it?
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oh, yeah, it worked out great.
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Oh, except you left
your phone on him.
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You've got to do the swap.me?!
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I have no business going in there!
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you're a doctor. Find the phone.
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ok, ok.
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I just need... Please...
don't slam the door.
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and daniel, how has
this affected you?
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you do look good, kenny.
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nah, I don't.
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He just looks like such shit,
it makes me look better.
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oh, yeah, yes, no, that's true.
you're absolutely right.
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what, you think I look like shit?
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no! No, I'm just... That...
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no, what happened is, I mis-saw.
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and then, I...
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..Misspoke.
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yeah. Fuck. Whatever.
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At least this will go some ways
in repairing the vomit video.
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We cover needs
this human interest shit.
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hey!
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ta-da!
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what the fuck is that?
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it's my shower gel warmer!
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it smells like
a frenchman's asshole!
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it is pretty rancid.
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oh, you can smell it too...
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it must be the wool I'm using.
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great work, very creative.
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Keep working at it.
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Can't wait to see it in action.
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ohh! Look.
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daniel comes across so well.
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you should use him.
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maybe we cover can run a competition
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where the winner has their operation
performed by daniel.
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that...
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now, that is a really good idea.
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off you go!
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hmm... That is a good idea.
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that's a fucking terrible idea.
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I was just being nice!
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not that, you twit!
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She's right about him,
how he comes across.
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We should use him.
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He's our human interest.
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Let's make that little shit
the face of we cover!
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fuck.
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hey...oh, hey.
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you ok?
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yeah! Yeah, yeah, I'm fine.
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she coughs
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where are the maltesers?
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oh, they...
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..Didn't have any.
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you've been gone for ages.
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yeah, I tried everywhere,
couldn't find any.
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Have you seen anyone?no.
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no-one.
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hmm...
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To think I only saw him
a couple of days ago.
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When did you last see him?
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er...
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isn't that your doctor?
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no. No, don't think so.
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no, it is. Dr glennis?
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dr glennis?
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distorted echoing:just let me know.
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hello! Sorry, I was miles away.
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what are you doing here?
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here. Erm...
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..I...Am.
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you were probably just visiting
some of your patients, right?
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yes. Yes.
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yes, that's right.
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it's what we do.
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oh, well, our friend, erm...
ash matthews, is in surgery.
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could you find out how he's doing?
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yeah. Yeah. Yes.
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I can certainly try.
I'll get back to you.
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oh, no, no, he's... He's... He's...
he's back that way, in theatre.
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right, yes. All right.
I'll get to him when I can.ok.
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well, you were going
that way anyway.
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It really is important we find out
how our friend is doing.
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Mm.
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I'll go now! Right.
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thank you.
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'scuse me!
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haven't we met?
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have we? Well, I don't...yes.
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we met this afternoon, you're the
guy whose boot wouldn't open.
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oh, of course! Yes.
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yes. How...
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how could I forget?
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what are you doing here?
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are you visiting a...A poorly...
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..Thief?
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no. I'm here on police business.
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we've just brought
in a hit and run case.
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right!
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well, good luck with everything.
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thank you.
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yes...! Sorry, 'scuse me.
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here we go.
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oh, that's...
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toilet!
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thank you.
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nurse, clamps, please.
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which clamps?
the adjustable forceps?yes, please.
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I'm sorry.
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morning!'scuse me, who are you?
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oh. Er, can I have an update
on the patient's condition, please?
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he's got a large intracranial bleed,
subdural.uh-huh.
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but also a comminuted fracture
of his humerus,
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as well as his radius and ulna.
yeah. Yeah.
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good. All right.
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and how's his arm?
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I just told you,
he suffered fractures
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to the humerus, radius and ulna.
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good! Yes, I was just...
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..Just testing.right.
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my family have just asked if I can
grab his personal effects,
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his phone, wallet, phone, etc..
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can you... Can you tell me
where they are, please?
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no, they had to rush him in.
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if they're not back at itu, they'll
still be in anaesthesia.mm-hm!
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it's...oh, it's.. Right. Oh,
it's... Right. Cos it used to be.
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who are you?!
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I'm...
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nurse! Frame retractor!
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sounds like you're needed.
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yes.
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thud
argh!
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n... Nurse...
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I'm so sorry!
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daniel.
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becca.
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vanessa.
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He groans
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what time is it?
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it's eight.
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I didn't know you were here.
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Yeah. There was a policeman at the
door, he wouldn't let us through.
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oh, he's such a nuisance!
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he wouldn't let me pass
without seeing my id!
266
00:11:15,840 --> 00:11:19,000
I nearly caused an accident, and a
doctor ended up getting knocked out!
267
00:11:19,120 --> 00:11:20,040
hmm.
268
00:11:20,160 --> 00:11:21,480
how are you doing?
269
00:11:21,600 --> 00:11:23,400
I just keep thinking
he won't pull through.
270
00:11:24,960 --> 00:11:27,000
benny can't grow up
without his dad!
271
00:11:27,120 --> 00:11:30,440
so...Right now, ash is...?
272
00:11:30,560 --> 00:11:32,360
in intensive care.
273
00:11:32,480 --> 00:11:34,120
they've induced a coma.
274
00:11:34,240 --> 00:11:35,720
he's fighting.
275
00:11:35,840 --> 00:11:38,120
but there's a strong chance
he could have brain damage.
276
00:11:38,240 --> 00:11:39,400
becca gasps
277
00:11:39,520 --> 00:11:41,640
so he hasn't said anything?
278
00:11:41,760 --> 00:11:43,000
no.
279
00:11:43,120 --> 00:11:45,400
he hasn't...Hasn't said
anything cos...
280
00:11:45,520 --> 00:11:47,480
..He's in a coma.
281
00:11:47,600 --> 00:11:48,680
good.
282
00:11:48,800 --> 00:11:51,400
wait, what do you mean, good?
283
00:11:51,520 --> 00:11:53,080
he's in a fucking coma!
284
00:11:53,200 --> 00:11:54,200
she wails
285
00:11:54,320 --> 00:11:56,840
oh, I mean, you know, like, erm...
286
00:11:56,960 --> 00:11:59,400
You know, he's...
he's in the best place.
287
00:11:59,520 --> 00:12:01,640
sorry, sorry, vanessa.
288
00:12:03,040 --> 00:12:04,360
we're both just very concerned.
289
00:12:04,480 --> 00:12:06,280
I don't know what
we're going to do for money.
290
00:12:06,400 --> 00:12:07,640
we were living off ash's salary.
291
00:12:07,760 --> 00:12:09,240
it's not going to come to that.
292
00:12:09,360 --> 00:12:12,680
let's get you and benny home.
daniel!
293
00:12:12,800 --> 00:12:13,720
oh, jacqueline.
294
00:12:15,520 --> 00:12:16,600
I'm so sorry.
295
00:12:16,720 --> 00:12:17,720
She weeps
296
00:12:17,840 --> 00:12:19,400
what if he doesn't wake up?
297
00:12:19,520 --> 00:12:20,760
oh, he will!
298
00:12:21,920 --> 00:12:24,280
And he's... And he's not going to
have brain damage.
299
00:12:24,400 --> 00:12:26,200
He's... He's going to be fine.
300
00:12:26,320 --> 00:12:27,800
I know it.
301
00:12:27,920 --> 00:12:29,000
I am so sorry.
302
00:12:29,120 --> 00:12:30,280
thank you.
303
00:12:30,400 --> 00:12:32,600
and I'm sorry...
304
00:12:32,720 --> 00:12:34,360
..We couldn't get the maltesers.
305
00:12:37,920 --> 00:12:39,400
that's ok, dear.
306
00:12:39,520 --> 00:12:40,440
goodbye.
307
00:12:44,960 --> 00:12:45,960
he sighs
308
00:12:46,080 --> 00:12:47,000
are you ok?
309
00:12:48,080 --> 00:12:49,640
yeah. Yeah...
310
00:12:49,760 --> 00:12:51,160
I think I'm just...
311
00:12:51,280 --> 00:12:52,600
..In shock.
312
00:12:52,720 --> 00:12:54,360
Mm.of course.
313
00:12:55,440 --> 00:12:56,440
of course, honey.
314
00:12:58,560 --> 00:13:00,280
well, we should both get to work.
315
00:13:00,400 --> 00:13:02,120
I'm late, so I can't drop you.
316
00:13:02,240 --> 00:13:04,680
that's fine, I'll...Make my own way.
317
00:13:05,760 --> 00:13:06,760
ok.
318
00:13:11,440 --> 00:13:15,960
hello. You're through
to 07 700 900 843,
319
00:13:16,080 --> 00:13:18,200
the telephone of dr iain glennis.
320
00:13:20,800 --> 00:13:21,800
he sighs
321
00:13:21,920 --> 00:13:23,160
excuse me.
322
00:13:23,280 --> 00:13:27,400
You haven't heard anything about a
doctor here knocking himself out?
323
00:13:27,520 --> 00:13:29,800
yeah! He's in a bed in there, now.
324
00:13:29,920 --> 00:13:31,880
I hope he's not treating you, mate.
325
00:13:32,000 --> 00:13:33,000
brilliant.
326
00:13:35,040 --> 00:13:36,040
She groans
327
00:13:36,160 --> 00:13:37,960
what the hell are you doing?
just leave!
328
00:13:38,080 --> 00:13:39,400
you're welcome!
329
00:13:46,720 --> 00:13:47,880
of course.
330
00:13:50,160 --> 00:13:51,880
Well, if you want something
done right...
331
00:14:02,960 --> 00:14:04,600
Ash? Ash?
332
00:14:17,840 --> 00:14:19,640
Oh. He's still asleep?yes.
333
00:14:19,680 --> 00:14:21,320
quite a knock to the head he took.
334
00:14:21,440 --> 00:14:22,840
are you his son?
335
00:14:22,960 --> 00:14:25,160
no. I'm his patient.
336
00:14:25,280 --> 00:14:27,240
well, then you should be
in that bed
337
00:14:27,360 --> 00:14:29,960
and he should be
standing where you are.
338
00:14:30,080 --> 00:14:32,040
she chuckles
339
00:14:51,200 --> 00:14:52,520
oh! Finally.
340
00:15:01,680 --> 00:15:04,840
oh! Here he is! How are you doing?
341
00:15:06,240 --> 00:15:07,800
er, not great.
342
00:15:07,920 --> 00:15:09,560
I was just at the hospital.
343
00:15:09,680 --> 00:15:11,720
My best friend's in a coma.
344
00:15:11,840 --> 00:15:13,880
oh, no! I'm sorry. What's happened?
345
00:15:15,040 --> 00:15:17,080
did he try and hang himself?
346
00:15:17,200 --> 00:15:19,000
uh, no, no, no.
347
00:15:19,120 --> 00:15:21,240
It was, er, a road accident.
348
00:15:21,360 --> 00:15:22,440
sorry.
349
00:15:22,560 --> 00:15:25,000
I was just reading
an article about how suicide
350
00:15:25,120 --> 00:15:27,000
is the biggest killer
of men under 45.
351
00:15:28,720 --> 00:15:32,360
no, no. This was a hit and run.
I don't think he'll pull through.
352
00:15:32,480 --> 00:15:34,520
It's his wife and
baby I'm worried about, you know?
353
00:15:34,640 --> 00:15:38,360
They don't have any insurance,
any savings. They're screwed.
354
00:15:38,560 --> 00:15:40,360
oh, that's awful.
355
00:15:41,600 --> 00:15:43,800
will she have to put
the baby up for adoption?
356
00:15:46,240 --> 00:15:48,840
no... No. I don't...
I don't think so.
357
00:15:48,960 --> 00:15:52,600
daniel. Do you want to come in?
they're all waiting for you.
358
00:15:52,720 --> 00:15:55,640
they? Who's they?
359
00:15:55,760 --> 00:16:00,040
daniel, this is we cover's
shit-hot pr, marketing,
360
00:16:00,160 --> 00:16:04,280
and legal team,
and they are very eager to meet you.
361
00:16:04,400 --> 00:16:08,040
you see, we cover is positioned to
be one of the biggest
362
00:16:08,160 --> 00:16:10,760
uk health care insurance providers -
363
00:16:10,880 --> 00:16:14,040
but one of the biggest
isn't good enough.
364
00:16:15,680 --> 00:16:20,360
john holmes didn't have
one of the biggest cock's in porn,
365
00:16:20,480 --> 00:16:22,840
he had the biggest cock in porn!
366
00:16:24,160 --> 00:16:25,400
huge.
367
00:16:26,880 --> 00:16:30,760
imagine walking into any room
knowing that your cock
368
00:16:30,880 --> 00:16:33,560
is the biggest cock in the room.
369
00:16:33,680 --> 00:16:35,080
no contest.
370
00:16:35,200 --> 00:16:38,040
it was so big and thick and long.
371
00:16:38,160 --> 00:16:41,640
he used to faint
when he got an erection
372
00:16:41,760 --> 00:16:44,040
because all the blood...
373
00:16:44,160 --> 00:16:49,400
daniel! Your role at we cover
is about to change for the better.
374
00:16:49,520 --> 00:16:50,680
why?
375
00:16:50,800 --> 00:16:54,040
because the general public
are a bunch of pussies.
376
00:16:54,160 --> 00:16:57,160
they need to see heroes
like you endure suffering
377
00:16:57,280 --> 00:17:00,360
so that they're less afraid
when it becomes their turn.
378
00:17:00,480 --> 00:17:04,360
daniel, you're about
to become the new face
379
00:17:04,480 --> 00:17:06,040
of we cover.
380
00:17:06,160 --> 00:17:09,320
you're going to be on every
leaflet, every advertisement.
381
00:17:09,440 --> 00:17:11,960
every looping gif on the website.
382
00:17:12,080 --> 00:17:14,920
this isn't something I've...
have you started treatment yet?
383
00:17:15,040 --> 00:17:17,320
no. Not...oh, good!
yeah, you know...
384
00:17:17,440 --> 00:17:20,920
That's what I mean, I think
I'm going to have to decline.
385
00:17:21,040 --> 00:17:22,760
bullshit!
386
00:17:22,880 --> 00:17:24,520
I pay your fuckin' wages!
387
00:17:24,640 --> 00:17:27,960
I know...I know,
and I'm really grateful -
388
00:17:28,080 --> 00:17:31,640
but no...No, this isn't really
for me.
389
00:17:31,760 --> 00:17:32,680
Mobile phone rings
390
00:17:38,480 --> 00:17:41,480
I've got to take this.
my friend's in hospital.
391
00:17:41,600 --> 00:17:43,560
sit the fuck back down!
392
00:17:43,680 --> 00:17:45,240
this meeting isn't over!
393
00:17:46,320 --> 00:17:47,720
what the fuck?
394
00:17:47,840 --> 00:17:48,760
sorry.
395
00:17:51,680 --> 00:17:52,920
Ash?
396
00:17:53,040 --> 00:17:56,280
no! It's dr iain glennis.what?
397
00:17:56,400 --> 00:17:57,880
What? Why have you ash's phone?
398
00:17:58,000 --> 00:18:00,360
I don't know.
399
00:18:00,480 --> 00:18:02,520
I remember I went to theatre.
400
00:18:02,640 --> 00:18:04,760
I got the phone. I banged my head.
401
00:18:04,880 --> 00:18:06,040
so, you swapped the phones?
402
00:18:06,160 --> 00:18:07,800
I just don't understand.
403
00:18:07,920 --> 00:18:09,240
I swapped them back.
404
00:18:09,360 --> 00:18:10,920
yes, about... What?
405
00:18:11,040 --> 00:18:12,920
what? Why?
406
00:18:13,040 --> 00:18:16,600
cos I saw you in a hospital bed
and just assumed you hadn't done it!
407
00:18:16,720 --> 00:18:18,600
Shit!just leave it with me.
408
00:18:18,720 --> 00:18:19,960
I'll make sure it's done.
409
00:18:26,080 --> 00:18:29,000
I can't bear to see you like this.
410
00:18:29,120 --> 00:18:30,280
my poor baby.
411
00:18:43,440 --> 00:18:45,400
I don't want people
to go through your messages
412
00:18:45,520 --> 00:18:47,720
while you're out of it,
so I'm going to delete them,
413
00:18:47,840 --> 00:18:50,600
but when you wake up,
we'll do plenty more.
414
00:18:50,720 --> 00:18:52,040
I promise.
415
00:18:59,000 --> 00:19:00,000
what?
416
00:19:02,600 --> 00:19:04,800
oh! Hello!hello.
417
00:19:04,920 --> 00:19:07,840
I...I...I just popped into
to see how he's doing.
418
00:19:09,400 --> 00:19:10,880
what are you doing here?
419
00:19:11,000 --> 00:19:12,400
um...
420
00:19:12,520 --> 00:19:16,800
well, I dropped by earlier
to see andy, here...ash.
421
00:19:16,920 --> 00:19:19,600
..And I accidentally left my phone.
422
00:19:22,840 --> 00:19:24,880
picked up his by mistake. Ha-ha!
423
00:19:29,880 --> 00:19:32,160
they all look the same these days,
don't they?
424
00:19:32,280 --> 00:19:33,600
ha-ha!
425
00:19:33,720 --> 00:19:35,600
ah...Anyway...
426
00:19:35,720 --> 00:19:37,360
goodbye.
427
00:19:45,400 --> 00:19:46,800
um. Two, seven, one, nine.
428
00:19:48,920 --> 00:19:50,160
huh.
429
00:19:50,280 --> 00:19:52,400
two, seven, one, nine.
430
00:19:52,520 --> 00:19:53,600
oh, for fuck's sake!
431
00:19:57,320 --> 00:19:58,880
..Owns the dick!
432
00:20:07,720 --> 00:20:11,120
daniel, I think I may have
offended you before
433
00:20:11,240 --> 00:20:13,680
and for that I am truly sorry.
434
00:20:13,800 --> 00:20:16,160
oh, there's nothing
to apologise for.
435
00:20:16,280 --> 00:20:19,760
well, will you reconsider becoming
the new face of we cover?
436
00:20:19,880 --> 00:20:21,120
uh, I'm sorry.
437
00:20:21,240 --> 00:20:23,280
I'm going to have to say no.
438
00:20:24,600 --> 00:20:26,560
not even for 30 grand?
439
00:20:29,320 --> 00:20:30,320
30?mm.
440
00:20:32,040 --> 00:20:34,240
you could buy a new car
441
00:20:34,360 --> 00:20:37,840
or build an extension
onto your home or...
442
00:20:38,920 --> 00:20:41,360
..Help out a comatose
friend's family.
443
00:20:42,440 --> 00:20:45,680
linda told me all about
your friend's accident.
444
00:20:45,800 --> 00:20:49,040
it sounds like his family
could use some good news.
445
00:20:50,200 --> 00:20:51,840
what do you say?
446
00:20:53,640 --> 00:20:54,960
so becca had hold of your phone?
447
00:20:55,080 --> 00:20:58,000
Didn't she think it was weird
yours was there instead of his?
448
00:20:58,120 --> 00:21:01,040
don't worry. I explained it
quite satisfactorily.
449
00:21:01,160 --> 00:21:02,320
we're in the clear.
450
00:21:02,440 --> 00:21:03,360
are we?
451
00:21:06,600 --> 00:21:08,400
just leave it on my desk.
452
00:21:08,520 --> 00:21:12,080
the tyre mark on mr matthews' arm
will be what snares our culprit
453
00:21:12,200 --> 00:21:14,480
we cover are going to plaster
my cancer treatment
454
00:21:14,600 --> 00:21:15,680
all over their website,
455
00:21:15,800 --> 00:21:18,240
their tv ads, billboards.
456
00:21:18,360 --> 00:21:19,920
it'll be fine.
457
00:21:27,800 --> 00:21:31,520
now. I've been doing
some research, and...
458
00:21:31,640 --> 00:21:33,280
..This financing death is, in fact,
459
00:21:33,400 --> 00:21:35,200
a lot more common
than you'd imagine.
460
00:21:35,320 --> 00:21:38,720
very, very famous case, of course,
in poland.
461
00:21:38,840 --> 00:21:40,560
whatever!krakow.
462
00:21:40,680 --> 00:21:42,160
I just want this to be over.
463
00:21:47,560 --> 00:21:49,200
I wish I was in a fucking coma!
464
00:21:49,320 --> 00:21:52,560
Not that cheating arsehole
who calls himself my best friend.
465
00:21:53,720 --> 00:21:55,360
you've had a rough
couple of days, but...
466
00:21:56,440 --> 00:21:57,840
..We can sleep easy tonight.
467
00:22:08,360 --> 00:22:09,920
you gave me actual chemotherapy!
468
00:22:13,320 --> 00:22:15,520
I believe an attempted murder
is being covered up.
469
00:22:23,240 --> 00:22:24,800
this is fucking priceless!
470
00:22:29,160 --> 00:22:31,120
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