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Uh... tell him I need to
put those ones out back, okay?
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Yeah, out the back, great.
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That one goes upstairs.
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- There she is.
- Hey, babe.
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Hey! How's it going? Yeah.
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- Exhausted.
- Yeah?
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Hey... I'm gonna go say hello
to the neighbor real quick.
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Yeah.
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Hey! Scott Maravich.
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- Mike, Mike Prentiss, hi.
- Hey.
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- You're leasing from the Brents?
- We are, yeah.
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I tell you, it's hard to find
a decent place...
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for a good price around here.
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The pool sealed the deal.
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Yeah, well, with this weather
lately, it's a good thing.
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Hey! Jenna! Come over and meet
Mike, our new neighbor.
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- Okay.
- This is exciting.
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Welcome.
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Nice car you have.
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Oh, sure is. You know, I can get
you in one of those babies...
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for under $800 a month.
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Oh, uh... you sell them?
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Stop by sometime, take one
for a test drive.
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- No pressure.
- Okay.
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- Hi, I'm Jenna.
- Hi.
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- Nice to meet you.
- Hi, Mike.
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We should have you over
for a barbecue on Sunday...
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a little meet the neighbors.
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- Great.
- Yeah, what time?
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Well, I'll have to check
with the missus...
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but early afternoon will
probably work out.
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That sounds great, I'll bring
the beer.
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Just call me on that number when
you get a time, it's my cell.
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- We should finish unloading.
- Yeah.
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These guys charge by the hour.
Nice meeting you.
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Nice to meet you.
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- Bye.
- Bye.
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- Hi.
- Hello.
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Mm... pasta.
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Frozen ravioli, but the tomatoes
are fresh from the garden.
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How was your day?
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Aw, kids are still in summer
vacation mode.
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I have to repeat everything
three times...
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and even then, half of them
are somewhere else.
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I saw a car in the driveway
next door.
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Did the neighbors move in?
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Yeah, yeah, a young couple...
I invited them over...
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for a meet the neighbors
barbecue on Sunday.
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I figured we'd invite the
Getners, and Brian and Marla.
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I wished you'd asked me first.
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I have essays I have to look
at this weekend.
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It's just a barbecue.
I'll handle everything.
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I don't see why we have
to be the ones.
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I mean, if we're gonna
have a cookout...
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I'd rather friends come over.
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The Getners bore me to tears.
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They invite us to everything,
I can't exactly...
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So let them host it.
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I'm just trying to be
neighborly...
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I'll call them and tell
them it's off.
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No, no, no, no, it's fine,
I'm sorry.
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Never mind.
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I'll go take a shower
before dinner.
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No mayonnaise?
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One test drive...
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All right, you're at an
amusement park...
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and you're on that roller
coaster, and just about to go...
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into descent, you know,
and it's a jolt of speed...
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that adrenaline, that's a
freakin' Corvette, Brian.
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- You say about 190 miles an hour?
- Maybe.
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You know, where am I gonna drive
a car 190 miles an hour?
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Anywhere you want, Brian.
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That... that fucking cockpit is
built for like a chimpanzee...
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or something like that.
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A guy like my size, I don't fit
in that fucker.
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You'd be surprised.
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Like, don't tell me you
never wanted a Corvette?
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- Ah...
- Take a test drive, then tell me.
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You know, Corvettes are kind
of for guys with small dicks.
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- You know? No offense.
- Oh, yeah?
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What did Paxton say? "If you're
in a 'Vette, girls are wet."
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Who the fuck is Paxton?
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True Lies, man. Tom Arnold,
Schwarz...
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- Hey, babe!
- Yeah.
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Can you see if our
burgers are ready?
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Yeah, sure.
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I love you. She's so sweet.
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I love wives.
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- Hi.
- Hi.
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How's it going?
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Oh, good, what can I get
for you?
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Ah, Scott likes his rare.
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Um, rare coming up.
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- This one right... right there.
- Great.
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Thank you.
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How long have you been married?
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Oh, just four months, actually.
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But we were together a long time
before that.
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Hey, I actually noticed that
you're really into gardening.
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Yeah, it's sort of a hobby,
it gets me out of the house.
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Right.
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- Do you garden?
- No, no.
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You know, I'd like to,
but I've never really been...
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in one place long enough
to pick it up.
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Hey, what do you do, Mike?
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I'm a technical writer.
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Don't ask, it's as boring
as it sounds.
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But I get to work from home
and set my own hours.
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- Oh, that's great.
- Yeah.
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Hey, would it be weird
if I asked you to come over...
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and take a look at my back yard?
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It's a mess, and I don't know
what to pull out...
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or what to plant, and...
I'd appreciate it.
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- Anytime.
- Yeah? That'd be great.
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- Hey, Jenna!
- Yeah?
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Don't let those burgers get cold
and don't forget the mustard.
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- Just wait a second.
- Yellow.
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Thanks, Mike.
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Well, they seemed nice enough.
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Hopefully we didn't bore them
to death.
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Good looking couple, too.
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They're just young.
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Probably rather be hanging out
with people...
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their own age, you know.
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She seemed a little quiet,
bland even.
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That Scott has enough
personality for the two of them.
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Didn't you think he was
a bit of a jerk?
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Not really, a little forward
maybe...
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but I actually thought he was
kind of funny.
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Just because you laugh,
it doesn't make you funny.
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Sweetie, I have to get up
at 6:00.
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- Goodnight.
- Goodnight.
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Oh, boy.
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Hey, neighbor!
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Hey!
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I don't think anyone's done
anything...
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with that garden in, oh,
ten years.
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It looks it, right?
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Oh, I don't know if I'm ready
for a project this big.
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You'd be amazed at how quickly
you can get that into shape.
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Want to come over here and
give me some pointers?
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Once you pull out all the weeds
and the grasses...
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and then you'll be able to see
exactly what you have.
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Uh-huh.
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I mean like these lilacs here...
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they're beautiful,
but it's completely overgrown.
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Yeah, it looks it, right?
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You know, you could divide them
up and replant them...
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in different places in the yard,
spread them out a little bit.
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But I was actually thinking
about an herb garden... maybe.
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Sure, sure, you could mix them
in with some draught-tolerant...
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natives, and that way you won't
have to water them that much.
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- Really?
- Yeah.
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Huh.
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Hey, well do you think maybe you
could help me pick out a couple?
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No, I'm a busy guy, I'm sorry.
Yes, of course, I can.
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Thank you. I appreciate it.
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So do you have any kids?
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I only ask, because I saw some
photos in your house, and...
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Yes, I have a son, his name
is Alex.
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- Alex.
- Alex.
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He's probably about your age.
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That's beautiful, that's
beautiful.
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That's a nice plumbago.
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Scott wants kids...
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but I, uh, I think I'd like to
work a little first, you know.
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He says, "What's the point
in having a career...
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"if you just have to quit
to raise the children?"
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So...
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You could do both.
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Yeah.
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You could figure out something
to do from home.
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I mean, if that's what you
wanted.
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Yeah, I don't know.
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I was studying dance when
I first met Scott...
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but you know, it's not like you
can really make a career...
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out of that, so...
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Well, I can tell you from
experience...
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that even if you think you
know what you want...
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it's often times not what
you really want.
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And usually, we end up
settling for less.
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All right, now you're gonna
depress me.
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I know, it's depressing,
isn't it?
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- Yes, it is.
- I'm sorry. I'm a realist.
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It's a fatal flaw, don't
listen to me.
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I won't.
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I'll limit myself to keeping up
that facade of blissful...
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contentedness, and just dole out
sage gardening tips.
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- Does that work?
- Yeah, that sounds a lot better.
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Okay.
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I should probably get back
to work.
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- Right.
- Yeah.
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That's the one problem with
making your own hours...
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it's so easy to start the day...
tomorrow.
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- Thanks for your help today.
- You're welcome.
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- Hey, Mike!
- Yeah?
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You are going to come
to the nursery with me...
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when it's time to plant,
right?
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Whenever you're ready.
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Alex is coming home this
weekend.
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Here comes the laundry.
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- It'd be nice to have him around.
- Mm.
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Have you spoken to him lately?
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A couple of weeks ago.
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I don't know about this new
principal.
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She's pushing these review
guidelines with no input...
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and there are teachers who have
been there for 20 years...
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and they know what does
and doesn't work.
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It's not like we have that
much flexibility anyway.
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You know, I've seen it before,
they come in...
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and it's all about making
themselves look good.
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What's good for the school and
the students is secondary.
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You teach to the test, the test
scores go up, it's no mystery.
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Yep.
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You're not listening to me.
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Sure, I am, yeah.
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No, you're not.
What did I just say?
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You mentioned, uh, the testing,
and, um...
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Sorry, this is so boring,
it's just my career.
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I'm sorry, you're right. My mind
is not... it's not here.
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I'm thinking about this
maintenance manual...
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that I have to finish
by tomorrow.
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I'm sorry, I do care.
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Speaking of maintenance,
you promised me...
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that you were going to fix the
porch light a month ago.
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- Porch light.
- Mm.
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I'm gonna go fix it right now.
I'm going right now.
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- Well, just...
- No, I'm gonna go get wine.
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I'm sorry.
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Are you kidding right now?
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What did I say, what did I do?
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Am I yelling right now?
Am I yelling right now!
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You're yelling right now!
This is so unnecessary.
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What did I say? I said one
thing and you storm out.
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- You raised your voice.
- I did not raise my voice!
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That's how I talk.
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Are you kidding me? Jenna!
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From the Patriots, Bill O'Brien?
The...
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I remember, but I don't...
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Mike Vrabel is one of the
linebacking coaches.
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- Want another one?
- Yeah.
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No, no, I'll go get it.
244
00:21:43,630 --> 00:21:46,601
Nine
minutes to go in this quarter...
245
00:22:01,882 --> 00:22:08,022
Second down, nine... blitz that
he knows is coming.
246
00:22:16,797 --> 00:22:19,564
Hey, what are you doing?
247
00:22:19,566 --> 00:22:21,165
- You see this shit?
- What?
248
00:22:21,167 --> 00:22:23,168
Look, she's in the garden,
she's pulling weeds, dude...
249
00:22:23,170 --> 00:22:24,736
that's everything for you.
250
00:22:24,738 --> 00:22:26,138
- Jesus!
- That's the real deal, my friend.
251
00:22:26,140 --> 00:22:27,905
Okay, I guess.
252
00:22:27,907 --> 00:22:29,673
C'mon, tell me you wouldn't
nail that shit...
253
00:22:29,675 --> 00:22:32,846
if you had half a chance,
I guess, gimme a fucking...
254
00:22:34,480 --> 00:22:36,046
If I was ten years younger...
255
00:22:36,048 --> 00:22:39,049
that girl wouldn't be
walking straight.
256
00:22:39,051 --> 00:22:40,651
Assuming if you were ten years
younger...
257
00:22:40,653 --> 00:22:42,421
that she would be interested
in you.
258
00:22:42,423 --> 00:22:44,491
Hey, you never know who's
interested until you try, right?
259
00:22:46,894 --> 00:22:50,528
Mikey... c'mon, you never
had a piece of strange...
260
00:22:50,530 --> 00:22:51,763
since you've been married
to Lisa?
261
00:22:51,765 --> 00:22:54,498
Shut up. No. No, Brian.
262
00:22:54,500 --> 00:22:56,133
"No, Brian"?
263
00:22:56,135 --> 00:22:59,571
Come on, man, only vultures
mate for life.
264
00:22:59,573 --> 00:23:01,539
Oh, nice, I'll share that
with Lisa.
265
00:23:01,541 --> 00:23:07,211
Look, look, if I hadn't gone out
on Marla once, maybe twice.
266
00:23:07,213 --> 00:23:11,682
If I hadn't done that,
I would have strangled her.
267
00:23:11,684 --> 00:23:13,684
I would have drowned myself
by now.
268
00:23:13,686 --> 00:23:17,889
You better hit that shit quick,
though, I'll tell you.
269
00:23:17,891 --> 00:23:19,658
Before you get old and fat
like me...
270
00:23:19,660 --> 00:23:21,058
and chicks don't look at you
anymore.
271
00:23:21,060 --> 00:23:24,062
She doesn't look at me now.
272
00:23:24,064 --> 00:23:27,999
- Not with that attitude.
- What are you, like 14?
273
00:23:46,118 --> 00:23:47,754
I fixed the light.
274
00:23:50,089 --> 00:23:52,058
Thank you.
275
00:24:10,544 --> 00:24:13,548
Do you remember Santa Barbara?
276
00:24:15,749 --> 00:24:17,785
No.
277
00:24:20,253 --> 00:24:23,490
But I remember what we did
in Santa Barbara.
278
00:27:43,824 --> 00:27:46,458
Get the fuck over here,
I'm talking to you!
279
00:27:46,460 --> 00:27:49,329
Stop raising your voice to me!
280
00:28:07,948 --> 00:28:09,948
I am relaxed!
281
00:28:09,950 --> 00:28:13,821
Fucking come over and
talk about this like an adult!
282
00:28:15,221 --> 00:28:16,921
Fucking wall!
283
00:28:20,493 --> 00:28:23,063
Don't walk away from me.
284
00:29:13,212 --> 00:29:16,317
- Hello! Oh...
- Hi.
285
00:29:18,084 --> 00:29:19,984
- Oh, it's so good to see you!
- Good to see you.
286
00:29:19,986 --> 00:29:21,853
- We missed you.
- How you been?
287
00:29:21,855 --> 00:29:23,124
Give me this.
288
00:29:24,391 --> 00:29:26,324
How was the drive?
289
00:29:26,326 --> 00:29:28,058
Fine, I'm fucking starving,
though.
290
00:29:28,060 --> 00:29:31,062
- Hey, hey, hey, hey!
- What?
291
00:29:31,064 --> 00:29:32,963
- I made chicken tacos.
- Oh yeah?
292
00:29:32,965 --> 00:29:34,399
Let me get you a beer?
293
00:29:34,401 --> 00:29:36,100
No, I'll just have one
with dinner, thanks.
294
00:29:36,102 --> 00:29:37,835
Somebody needs a haircut.
295
00:29:37,837 --> 00:29:40,138
So, Andrea couldn't come
down with you?
296
00:29:40,140 --> 00:29:41,840
- Audria.
- Audria.
297
00:29:41,842 --> 00:29:45,075
No, no, no, I'm a... I'm a single
man now.
298
00:29:45,077 --> 00:29:46,477
- What?
- Mm-hm.
299
00:29:46,479 --> 00:29:49,581
I'm sorry, I thought she
was sweet.
300
00:29:49,583 --> 00:29:50,949
You guys met her once.
301
00:29:50,951 --> 00:29:52,382
I know, but I liked her.
302
00:29:52,384 --> 00:29:53,951
Okay, well, get ready to meet
someone else...
303
00:29:53,953 --> 00:29:55,119
because she's on to
the next one.
304
00:29:55,121 --> 00:29:57,287
- Oh.
- Yeah.
305
00:29:57,289 --> 00:30:01,162
Well, I hope that you're hungry.
Dinner is ready in ten.
306
00:30:05,097 --> 00:30:07,265
Glad you could make it down.
307
00:30:07,267 --> 00:30:08,967
Thanks, Dad.
308
00:30:08,969 --> 00:30:10,837
Come on... yeah.
309
00:30:22,449 --> 00:30:23,882
You sure you don't want help
or anything?
310
00:30:23,884 --> 00:30:25,549
- No.
- Okay.
311
00:30:25,551 --> 00:30:26,886
I love you.
312
00:30:28,421 --> 00:30:29,921
Another one?
313
00:30:29,923 --> 00:30:31,488
Uh... no, I'm okay...
314
00:30:31,490 --> 00:30:34,461
I'm going out with Christian
and Dave tonight, so...
315
00:30:36,296 --> 00:30:38,563
I was thinking that maybe
tomorrow, the three of us...
316
00:30:38,565 --> 00:30:41,032
could do something together.
317
00:30:41,034 --> 00:30:43,200
Yeah? That'd be nice.
318
00:30:43,202 --> 00:30:46,973
Yeah, that sounds awesome.
Let's do it.
319
00:30:48,240 --> 00:30:50,208
Gonna be a late night?
320
00:30:50,210 --> 00:30:53,678
Oh, God, no, not too late, I'm
too old to stay up all night.
321
00:30:53,680 --> 00:30:56,914
Don't wait up for me, all right,
I got my own keys still.
322
00:30:56,916 --> 00:30:58,615
Okay.
323
00:30:58,617 --> 00:31:00,684
By the way, meaning to ask...
324
00:31:00,686 --> 00:31:02,953
Corvette outside, whose is that?
325
00:31:02,955 --> 00:31:08,392
New neighbor... he sells them.
326
00:31:08,394 --> 00:31:13,498
Cool. All right, well,
see you guys later, yeah?
327
00:31:13,500 --> 00:31:15,635
- Love you, Mom.
- Bye, baby.
328
00:33:04,076 --> 00:33:06,443
Mike, my man!
329
00:33:06,445 --> 00:33:08,345
How's your weekend so far?
330
00:33:08,347 --> 00:33:10,381
Fine.
331
00:33:10,383 --> 00:33:15,318
Good to hear. You, uh, taking
the Toyota out for a spin?
332
00:33:15,320 --> 00:33:17,654
Going shopping.
333
00:33:17,656 --> 00:33:21,324
Shopping. You know, I bet
if you had one of these...
334
00:33:21,326 --> 00:33:23,361
you wouldn't wait for errands
to get behind the wheel.
335
00:33:23,363 --> 00:33:24,728
Probably not.
336
00:33:24,730 --> 00:33:26,229
Mike, you know I wasn't
kidding...
337
00:33:26,231 --> 00:33:28,199
when I said I can get you
in one.
338
00:33:28,201 --> 00:33:30,067
I... I don't...
339
00:33:30,069 --> 00:33:32,103
Hey, if a Corvette isn't what
you're looking for...
340
00:33:32,105 --> 00:33:33,571
I could hook you up
in a sweet Camaro.
341
00:33:33,573 --> 00:33:35,073
Now, don't tell me you wouldn't
rather be driving...
342
00:33:35,075 --> 00:33:36,474
that than a Toyota.
343
00:33:36,476 --> 00:33:39,142
I'm not really looking
for a car, Scott.
344
00:33:39,144 --> 00:33:40,611
Well, you know who to see
when you are.
345
00:33:43,650 --> 00:33:47,321
Catch you later. Have fun, babe.
346
00:33:57,564 --> 00:34:00,832
- How's it going?
- Hey. Fine.
347
00:34:00,834 --> 00:34:02,667
That's good.
348
00:34:02,669 --> 00:34:04,802
I'm... Sorry, Mike, I'm gonna
be late for yoga.
349
00:34:04,804 --> 00:34:07,641
Oh, yeah, yeah.
350
00:35:02,695 --> 00:35:04,698
Brian.
351
00:35:11,237 --> 00:35:12,570
You think it would fucking
kill them...
352
00:35:12,572 --> 00:35:13,704
to clean the bathroom
in this place?
353
00:35:13,706 --> 00:35:15,305
Ssh...
354
00:35:15,307 --> 00:35:17,208
They should put a target
and like a bull's-eye...
355
00:35:17,210 --> 00:35:19,409
in the general vicinity of the
toilet, for Christ's sake.
356
00:35:19,411 --> 00:35:21,479
So let me tell you what...
357
00:35:21,481 --> 00:35:23,347
Oh, yeah, what's going on
with the neighbor?
358
00:35:23,349 --> 00:35:25,950
I don't think she's in a
very good situation.
359
00:35:25,952 --> 00:35:28,186
I know, those shorts she
wears are criminal.
360
00:35:28,188 --> 00:35:30,220
- No, Brian, I'm serious.
- Me, too.
361
00:35:30,222 --> 00:35:34,758
I'm in the back and I hear
them start to argue.
362
00:35:34,760 --> 00:35:39,532
And then I hear this loud
smack... and then it stops.
363
00:35:41,201 --> 00:35:42,967
Fuck that guy, that guy's
a cocksucker.
364
00:35:42,969 --> 00:35:46,237
You know he tried to sell me a
'Vette. What a fuckin' asshole.
365
00:35:46,239 --> 00:35:47,572
Yeah, well...
366
00:35:47,574 --> 00:35:48,738
You know, he pulled that shit
around me...
367
00:35:48,740 --> 00:35:51,575
I'd knock his teeth out.
368
00:35:51,577 --> 00:35:54,545
Well, I didn't see it,
I just... I heard.
369
00:35:54,547 --> 00:35:57,914
Yeah, I get it. You don't want
to get involved.
370
00:35:57,916 --> 00:35:59,916
No, I didn't say that.
371
00:35:59,918 --> 00:36:05,255
Marla, she says the other day,
"Don't be so confrontational".
372
00:36:05,257 --> 00:36:10,293
No, but you're right,
I probably should say something.
373
00:36:10,295 --> 00:36:13,930
No, fuck that. It's not your
problem, it's their problem.
374
00:36:13,932 --> 00:36:15,532
You don't have to solve
their problem.
375
00:36:15,534 --> 00:36:17,534
Just keep an eye on her.
376
00:36:17,536 --> 00:36:20,540
Not that you aren't already.
377
00:36:22,809 --> 00:36:24,775
I'm telling you, Mikey, I think
you're doing it...
378
00:36:24,777 --> 00:36:28,679
I think you're taking a look
at that shit.
379
00:36:28,681 --> 00:36:32,249
So anyway, Gary comes
back late, totally forgetting...
380
00:36:32,251 --> 00:36:35,519
that he promised his wife to
give the dog it's medicine.
381
00:36:35,521 --> 00:36:37,621
He walks in the kitchen,
opens the fridge...
382
00:36:37,623 --> 00:36:40,825
sees he's out of beer,
looks down and there's...
383
00:36:40,827 --> 00:36:43,661
Princess laying there with her
head in the food bowl, dead.
384
00:36:43,663 --> 00:36:45,429
- What?
- That's awful.
385
00:36:45,431 --> 00:36:48,331
Right? Now look, the dog
was about 150 in dog years...
386
00:36:48,333 --> 00:36:50,568
so it could have happened
anyway, but Gary panics.
387
00:36:50,570 --> 00:36:53,271
I mean, how does he
explain this to his wife?
388
00:36:53,273 --> 00:36:55,273
More importantly, how
does he explain it to his...
389
00:36:55,275 --> 00:36:57,340
mother-in-law. who has trusted
him with her precious poodle.
390
00:36:57,342 --> 00:36:59,010
Gary is shitting himself...
391
00:36:59,012 --> 00:37:02,445
so he comes up with a bright
idea...
392
00:37:02,447 --> 00:37:05,048
tell everyone the dog ran
away...
393
00:37:05,050 --> 00:37:08,385
but he's got to get rid
of it first. So what does he do?
394
00:37:08,387 --> 00:37:11,054
He decides to take it down to
the vet, a couple blocks away...
395
00:37:11,056 --> 00:37:12,856
have the dog cremated.
396
00:37:12,858 --> 00:37:16,026
He stuffs the dog in a
suitcase...
397
00:37:16,028 --> 00:37:18,762
and he wheels it down to
the vet's office...
398
00:37:18,764 --> 00:37:21,565
Mike! How's it going?
399
00:37:21,567 --> 00:37:23,668
Good, don't let me interrupt.
400
00:37:23,670 --> 00:37:26,070
Hey, hon.
401
00:37:26,072 --> 00:37:29,005
Yeah, I was just telling your
family this funny story.
402
00:37:29,007 --> 00:37:30,407
Where was I?
403
00:37:30,409 --> 00:37:31,976
Uh... Gary shitting himself.
404
00:37:31,978 --> 00:37:33,543
Gary shitting himself!
405
00:37:33,545 --> 00:37:35,679
So, he stops at a bar
for a drink...
406
00:37:35,681 --> 00:37:38,481
he literally stops at a bar
with a dead dog in a suitcase.
407
00:37:38,483 --> 00:37:41,351
And while he's at the bar,
okay?
408
00:37:41,353 --> 00:37:44,322
He goes to take a piss, comes
back, out of the john...
409
00:37:44,324 --> 00:37:45,623
suitcase is gone!
410
00:37:45,625 --> 00:37:46,891
No way.
411
00:37:46,893 --> 00:37:49,760
Someone stole the fucking
dead dog!
412
00:37:49,762 --> 00:37:52,762
I mean, come on, right!
413
00:37:52,764 --> 00:37:55,700
He just... he just wheeled a
suitcase with a dead dog...
414
00:37:55,702 --> 00:37:57,668
out of the fucking bar.
415
00:37:57,670 --> 00:37:59,704
So the guy was expecting
a payday...
416
00:37:59,706 --> 00:38:02,606
and ends up with a dead dog
in a suitcase.
417
00:38:02,608 --> 00:38:03,874
That's karma.
418
00:38:03,876 --> 00:38:07,411
Karma is a bitch.
419
00:38:07,413 --> 00:38:11,615
So, hey, what do you say you and
the fam come over for a swim...
420
00:38:11,617 --> 00:38:14,385
maybe grill out a little bit?
421
00:38:14,387 --> 00:38:16,086
Oh, thank you, Scott...
422
00:38:16,088 --> 00:38:18,389
but I've got a lot of work
to catch up on.
423
00:38:18,391 --> 00:38:19,856
Maybe another time.
424
00:38:19,858 --> 00:38:20,958
Definitely.
425
00:38:20,960 --> 00:38:22,892
All right, hey, Alex?
426
00:38:22,894 --> 00:38:25,331
Yeah, I'm down, a hundred
percent, I'll go get changed.
427
00:38:26,733 --> 00:38:28,465
Young lady?
428
00:38:28,467 --> 00:38:30,633
I'd love to, but like my
husband, I have some work to do.
429
00:38:30,635 --> 00:38:32,836
- Thank you for the offer.
- Of course, of course...
430
00:38:32,838 --> 00:38:35,840
Hey, you guys are always welcome
at Casa Maravich...
431
00:38:35,842 --> 00:38:38,476
any time you like.
432
00:38:38,478 --> 00:38:40,543
All right, I'm gonna go
get some trunks on!
433
00:38:40,545 --> 00:38:41,811
Have fun!
434
00:40:15,007 --> 00:40:18,842
Seems like Alex is more
interested in hanging out...
435
00:40:18,844 --> 00:40:20,846
with the neighbors,
than with us.
436
00:40:22,648 --> 00:40:24,081
I'm sure he's just happy...
437
00:40:24,083 --> 00:40:26,452
to spend time with people
his own age.
438
00:40:33,960 --> 00:40:35,461
He's not a good guy.
439
00:40:41,266 --> 00:40:43,469
Mike, he's a good kid.
440
00:40:45,804 --> 00:40:49,639
No, no, no, no, Scott, Scott.
I...
441
00:40:49,641 --> 00:40:52,175
There's just something
about that guy that I...
442
00:40:52,177 --> 00:40:56,213
I don't think he's that good
for... for her, you know.
443
00:40:56,215 --> 00:41:02,519
She's... she's just so young and
I don't know, I don't know...
444
00:41:02,521 --> 00:41:03,989
I don't know.
445
00:41:08,293 --> 00:41:11,565
I just want Alex to be careful
around him, that's all.
446
00:41:13,032 --> 00:41:14,731
You should let Alex enjoy
himself...
447
00:41:14,733 --> 00:41:17,166
and make up his own mind.
448
00:41:17,168 --> 00:41:20,673
Trust your son, he's a pretty
good judge of character.
449
00:42:27,806 --> 00:42:29,241
Good morning.
450
00:42:31,811 --> 00:42:33,813
Let me give you a hand.
451
00:42:36,748 --> 00:42:38,117
Could you?
452
00:42:48,226 --> 00:42:49,895
Thank you.
453
00:42:59,938 --> 00:43:04,842
Listen, I, uh, I don't mean
to pry.
454
00:43:04,844 --> 00:43:10,847
But I heard the fight that you
and Scott had the other day.
455
00:43:10,849 --> 00:43:15,385
Oh, um... I'm...
that's embarrassing.
456
00:43:15,387 --> 00:43:18,921
No, no, no, no, all couples
fight.
457
00:43:18,923 --> 00:43:22,760
He's just, uh, really stressed
right now...
458
00:43:22,762 --> 00:43:25,896
and it was a dumb argument.
459
00:43:25,898 --> 00:43:29,233
Seriously, it was about
nothing.
460
00:43:29,235 --> 00:43:31,101
You don't have to explain.
461
00:43:31,103 --> 00:43:36,041
You know he has to uh, watch his
temper when he's been drinking.
462
00:43:38,177 --> 00:43:46,115
Maybe he should stop
drinking.
463
00:43:46,117 --> 00:43:49,722
Thank you for worrying
about me, though... I mean it.
464
00:43:51,824 --> 00:43:54,226
He's a great guy most
of the time.
465
00:44:00,132 --> 00:44:01,965
You must think I'm pathetic.
466
00:44:01,967 --> 00:44:05,805
No, I don't, I don't think
you're pathetic.
467
00:44:09,842 --> 00:44:11,711
Scott's a lucky guy.
468
00:44:16,449 --> 00:44:17,951
Thank you.
469
00:44:19,418 --> 00:44:21,150
Hey!
470
00:44:21,152 --> 00:44:23,989
I saw you humping that junk,
I thought you could use a hand.
471
00:44:25,190 --> 00:44:28,358
- Alex, we got it!
- Thanks!
472
00:44:28,360 --> 00:44:29,929
Okay, that's cool.
473
00:44:32,030 --> 00:44:33,996
I better get back inside...
474
00:44:33,998 --> 00:44:36,969
and clean up the rest
of this stuff.
475
00:44:40,505 --> 00:44:42,408
Thank you, Mike.
476
00:45:35,059 --> 00:45:37,297
Hello?
477
00:45:41,233 --> 00:45:44,300
Yeah, we could go now.
478
00:45:44,302 --> 00:45:46,970
No, really, there's like a pound
of this stuff...
479
00:45:46,972 --> 00:45:49,572
in a grocery bag on the floor,
right at my feet.
480
00:45:49,574 --> 00:45:51,974
And the cop is shining
the flashlight...
481
00:45:51,976 --> 00:45:54,110
all over the inside of the car.
482
00:45:54,112 --> 00:45:56,313
And I'm pretty sure at this
point...
483
00:45:56,315 --> 00:45:59,115
that Brian has peed himself,
maybe twice.
484
00:45:59,117 --> 00:46:01,818
And, I'm so stoned that I...
485
00:46:01,820 --> 00:46:04,588
I'm positive that I can talk us
out of the situation.
486
00:46:04,590 --> 00:46:06,155
So, wait, did you get busted
or what?
487
00:46:06,157 --> 00:46:07,825
I'm getting there, don't rush me
on this.
488
00:46:07,827 --> 00:46:10,860
- So, we would have, but, so...
- Okay, okay.
489
00:46:10,862 --> 00:46:13,229
- Brian reaches for his wallet.
- Uh-huh.
490
00:46:13,231 --> 00:46:14,965
He's trying to get his I.D.,
but he's so nervous...
491
00:46:14,967 --> 00:46:16,833
he drops the wallet
on the floor.
492
00:46:16,835 --> 00:46:19,101
So, he bends over to pick up the
wallet, and the cop freaks out.
493
00:46:19,103 --> 00:46:21,572
He starts screaming, "Just get
your hands on the dashboard...
494
00:46:21,574 --> 00:46:23,173
"right now, you idiots!"
495
00:46:23,175 --> 00:46:24,941
I remember the "you idiots"
part.
496
00:46:24,943 --> 00:46:26,476
You are idiots.
497
00:46:26,478 --> 00:46:28,010
Which nobody could disagree
with at that point.
498
00:46:28,012 --> 00:46:29,378
"You idiots!"
499
00:46:29,380 --> 00:46:31,315
And then, no, and then, right
then, right?
500
00:46:31,317 --> 00:46:32,849
- Right.
- Wham!
501
00:46:32,851 --> 00:46:35,519
- A drunk, driving down the road...
- No!
502
00:46:35,521 --> 00:46:38,054
Drives right into the back
of the police car.
503
00:46:38,056 --> 00:46:39,856
- No!
- No...
504
00:46:39,858 --> 00:46:43,559
Drives it, then he backs up, and
he takes off down the highway.
505
00:46:43,561 --> 00:46:46,929
So the cop is standing there and
he's shocked, he's stunned.
506
00:46:46,931 --> 00:46:48,264
- He's looking around, he's like...
- I'm shocked.
507
00:46:48,266 --> 00:46:50,233
I know, so are we.
508
00:46:50,235 --> 00:46:51,534
We just heard a loud noise...
509
00:46:51,536 --> 00:46:53,403
and couldn't figure out
what was going on.
510
00:46:53,405 --> 00:46:56,206
So the cop turns, he runs...
511
00:46:56,208 --> 00:46:58,008
and he just runs back
to his car...
512
00:46:58,010 --> 00:46:59,876
he hops in his car and he
takes off.
513
00:46:59,878 --> 00:47:02,246
And the two of us are sitting
there, we stop for a second...
514
00:47:02,248 --> 00:47:03,546
and look at each other like...
515
00:47:03,548 --> 00:47:05,916
"Okay, what the fuck just
happened?"
516
00:47:05,918 --> 00:47:07,483
And then we bust out laughing.
517
00:47:07,485 --> 00:47:09,418
- What? That is insane!
- I know!
518
00:47:09,420 --> 00:47:12,188
That story is insane!
519
00:47:12,190 --> 00:47:19,195
And that is when I figured that
it was safer to grow my own.
520
00:47:19,197 --> 00:47:23,367
Of course, I never pictured you
as some like big, pot smoker.
521
00:47:23,369 --> 00:47:26,470
I think we were 19 at the time.
522
00:47:26,472 --> 00:47:28,304
I haven't had that stuff
in a really...
523
00:47:28,306 --> 00:47:30,606
really, really long, long time.
524
00:47:30,608 --> 00:47:33,610
But that's what got me
into gardening.
525
00:47:33,612 --> 00:47:35,912
Oh, I see.
526
00:47:35,914 --> 00:47:39,383
Uh, well, I have some, uh, weed
back at home, medical...
527
00:47:39,385 --> 00:47:42,088
if you want to.
528
00:47:49,327 --> 00:47:50,630
Yeah?
529
00:48:05,543 --> 00:48:07,112
You all right?
530
00:48:20,458 --> 00:48:22,928
Jesus, I don't remember it
being that strong.
531
00:48:30,001 --> 00:48:32,038
I might be done gardening
for the day.
532
00:48:44,449 --> 00:48:50,289
I don't actually smoke a lot,
but I get nervous without it.
533
00:48:53,492 --> 00:48:56,629
- Hope I don't make you nervous.
- No... nope.
534
00:48:57,762 --> 00:49:01,300
No, you, um, make me calm.
535
00:49:02,568 --> 00:49:05,471
- Calm is good, calm is good.
- Mm-hm.
536
00:49:09,608 --> 00:49:12,008
- Thirsty?
- Yeah.
537
00:49:12,010 --> 00:49:13,980
I have some beers in the
fridge.
538
00:49:15,514 --> 00:49:17,383
Seriously perfect.
539
00:49:43,574 --> 00:49:48,647
Hey, I wanted to thank you, for
all your help... in the garden.
540
00:49:49,748 --> 00:49:51,617
Oh, it's my pleasure.
541
00:50:03,594 --> 00:50:06,665
Can I talk to you... honestly?
542
00:50:08,699 --> 00:50:10,569
Of course, you can.
543
00:50:16,641 --> 00:50:19,508
Ah, you don't have to worry
about it, it's not your problem.
544
00:50:19,510 --> 00:50:21,278
I shouldn't drag you into it.
545
00:50:21,280 --> 00:50:26,219
No, no, no, no, it's...
Jenna, it's fine.
546
00:50:36,728 --> 00:50:40,733
Well, the truth is, uh,
he's always had a temper.
547
00:50:42,534 --> 00:50:45,334
I mean, he got a little crazy
at first.
548
00:50:45,336 --> 00:50:48,041
When he got mad, it was
still scary.
549
00:50:50,108 --> 00:50:55,644
But it didn't happen often, and I
thought that once we got married...
550
00:50:55,646 --> 00:50:59,485
you know, he'd be happier.
551
00:51:03,789 --> 00:51:06,555
I mean, he's the one
that wanted to get married.
552
00:51:06,557 --> 00:51:09,429
He's the one that wants
to have kids.
553
00:51:12,864 --> 00:51:14,366
How about you?
554
00:51:16,235 --> 00:51:21,707
Sure... I want a kid, mm-hm,
a couple kids would be nice.
555
00:51:26,512 --> 00:51:29,816
But I'm starting to wonder
if, um...
556
00:51:33,652 --> 00:51:35,721
now is the right time
with Scott.
557
00:51:38,923 --> 00:51:41,258
You mean, you're wondering
whether...
558
00:51:41,260 --> 00:51:45,231
you want to have kids with...
him?
559
00:51:47,465 --> 00:51:48,835
Guess so.
560
00:51:53,539 --> 00:51:55,541
Then you probably shouldn't.
561
00:51:58,177 --> 00:52:01,478
I don't think it would be a
wise idea to have a child...
562
00:52:01,480 --> 00:52:04,583
with anyone, unless you're sure.
563
00:52:16,494 --> 00:52:20,863
I really shouldn't be giving
you advice on this.
564
00:52:20,865 --> 00:52:23,436
No, no, you're right. I mean...
565
00:52:26,271 --> 00:52:32,245
I think this whole thing...
marriage, Scott...
566
00:52:34,813 --> 00:52:36,883
...was a mistake.
567
00:52:50,561 --> 00:52:52,862
Whatever you decide.
568
00:52:52,864 --> 00:52:59,539
If um... if you need any help
with anything... anything.
569
00:53:01,440 --> 00:53:03,974
That's sweet...
570
00:53:03,976 --> 00:53:07,947
but, uh, I'll figure
something out.
571
00:53:12,583 --> 00:53:15,387
I don't even know if leaving
is the right thing, you know.
572
00:53:16,922 --> 00:53:18,757
It's confusing.
573
00:53:20,858 --> 00:53:22,791
I understand.
574
00:53:22,793 --> 00:53:27,567
But if you do, I mean it.
575
00:54:41,773 --> 00:54:44,277
You're a good man, Mike.
576
00:55:12,103 --> 00:55:15,674
I should probably... I should
probably go.
577
00:55:38,130 --> 00:55:39,865
Mike.
578
00:56:27,579 --> 00:56:29,077
I'm thinking of starting yoga.
579
00:56:29,079 --> 00:56:30,646
Hm.
580
00:56:30,648 --> 00:56:33,115
Jenna said she'd take me
to her class.
581
00:56:33,117 --> 00:56:37,019
Oh, when did you talk to her?
582
00:56:37,021 --> 00:56:38,755
The other day.
583
00:56:38,757 --> 00:56:40,559
Oh.
584
00:56:42,661 --> 00:56:44,927
Is it odd that I would talk
to the neighbors?
585
00:56:44,929 --> 00:56:46,795
No!
586
00:56:46,797 --> 00:56:49,134
No, I just didn't know you
were friendly, that's all.
587
00:56:52,137 --> 00:56:54,137
She's pretty, isn't she?
588
00:56:54,139 --> 00:56:57,139
She is pretty.
589
00:56:57,141 --> 00:56:59,611
And young.
590
00:57:05,050 --> 00:57:07,249
What are we talking about?
591
00:57:07,251 --> 00:57:09,621
I'm just noticing.
592
00:57:12,556 --> 00:57:15,157
Is that what this is about?
593
00:57:15,159 --> 00:57:17,126
A pretty young girl moves
in next door...
594
00:57:17,128 --> 00:57:21,534
and you think I'm... what,
checking her out?
595
00:57:24,235 --> 00:57:26,672
She's young enough to be
our daughter.
596
00:57:28,139 --> 00:57:30,740
- Do you have a crush on her?
- Jesus, no!
597
00:57:30,742 --> 00:57:35,811
Go, go, do yoga with Jenna,
whatever.
598
00:57:35,813 --> 00:57:39,717
Don't... don't make this
about me.
599
00:59:21,119 --> 00:59:24,653
Come on, guys! Come on, now!
600
00:59:50,981 --> 00:59:53,849
I see Alex isn't joining us
tonight.
601
00:59:53,851 --> 00:59:56,621
He's out with Scott and Jenna,
and some others.
602
01:00:00,425 --> 01:00:03,191
He doesn't have a...
603
01:00:03,193 --> 01:00:07,262
He's young, he can enjoy
himself.
604
01:00:07,264 --> 01:00:08,930
I'd rather he didn't do it
with Scott.
605
01:00:08,932 --> 01:00:10,335
Yes, you've made that clear.
606
01:00:12,170 --> 01:00:15,804
But I care about him.
607
01:00:15,806 --> 01:00:18,840
I'm not the one always letting
him off the hook.
608
01:00:18,842 --> 01:00:21,043
Don't blame me, because
you're upset with Alex.
609
01:00:21,045 --> 01:00:24,414
I'm not blaming anyone. Jesus,
how did this become about me?
610
01:00:24,416 --> 01:00:26,619
You're making it about you.
611
01:01:19,204 --> 01:01:22,972
No fucking way, that's
fucking bullshit!
612
01:01:22,974 --> 01:01:25,108
I thought that was my client!
613
01:01:25,110 --> 01:01:27,976
I hate... hey, he's crazy if he
thinks I'm gonna let him...
614
01:01:27,978 --> 01:01:32,014
screw me out of that commission,
fuck him!
615
01:01:32,016 --> 01:01:35,184
Hey, I'll call you later, okay.
616
01:01:35,186 --> 01:01:40,490
Mike, what are you... what are
you doing in my house?
617
01:01:40,492 --> 01:01:43,829
I heard something break
and then I heard a scream.
618
01:01:45,329 --> 01:01:47,063
Yeah.
619
01:01:47,065 --> 01:01:49,999
She tripped over a cord
and broke a lamp.
620
01:01:50,001 --> 01:01:52,467
Is that a crime?
621
01:01:52,469 --> 01:01:56,007
I just wanted to be sure that
everyone was all right.
622
01:01:59,077 --> 01:02:00,846
You all right, babe?
623
01:02:03,782 --> 01:02:05,248
Jenna, are you okay?
624
01:02:05,250 --> 01:02:09,418
Hey! She just said
she was all right.
625
01:02:09,420 --> 01:02:12,088
Why is this any of your
fucking business?
626
01:02:12,090 --> 01:02:15,260
Mike... you're out of bounds,
man.
627
01:02:17,862 --> 01:02:21,365
Mike... everything's fine.
I think you should just leave.
628
01:02:37,347 --> 01:02:39,414
What is this? What are you...
629
01:02:39,416 --> 01:02:41,550
You just come over to someone's
house and you just...
630
01:02:41,552 --> 01:02:43,321
Why... why are you here?
631
01:02:50,829 --> 01:02:55,467
You want... you want to...
you want to fuck her, don't you?
632
01:02:57,869 --> 01:03:01,037
I bet you sit up in that office
and jerk off...
633
01:03:01,039 --> 01:03:03,108
every time she walks out
in a bikini, don't you, old man?
634
01:03:08,079 --> 01:03:10,149
You're a real asshole.
635
01:03:14,952 --> 01:03:18,257
I'm not the one who showed up at
someone's house uninvited, Mike!
636
01:03:32,936 --> 01:03:34,373
What's going on?
637
01:03:36,139 --> 01:03:38,009
I'll tell you inside.
638
01:03:40,945 --> 01:03:42,278
You okay?
639
01:03:42,280 --> 01:03:46,382
Yeah, yeah, I'm fine,
I'm fine.
640
01:03:46,384 --> 01:03:48,050
What?
641
01:03:48,052 --> 01:03:50,019
I heard this fighting and
something breaking...
642
01:03:50,021 --> 01:03:51,354
so I went next door.
643
01:03:51,356 --> 01:03:53,054
And?
644
01:03:53,056 --> 01:03:55,557
And the sliding glass doors,
they were open... so...
645
01:03:55,559 --> 01:03:58,561
You went inside?
646
01:03:58,563 --> 01:04:00,896
He hits her, Lisa.
647
01:04:00,898 --> 01:04:02,898
You've seen this?
648
01:04:02,900 --> 01:04:05,568
I don't have to see it, she as
much as told me that...
649
01:04:05,570 --> 01:04:07,003
Why didn't you tell me?
650
01:04:07,005 --> 01:04:09,070
I didn't want to freak you out.
651
01:04:09,072 --> 01:04:10,139
If you knew that he was
violent...
652
01:04:10,141 --> 01:04:12,008
why didn't you call the police?
653
01:04:12,010 --> 01:04:13,541
I didn't have time to call
the police, because I heard...
654
01:04:13,543 --> 01:04:15,510
something breaking and then
there was this scream.
655
01:04:15,512 --> 01:04:17,345
Was she hurt?
656
01:04:17,347 --> 01:04:21,583
No, no, I don't... I don't think
so. I don't think so.
657
01:04:21,585 --> 01:04:23,119
She's afraid of him, Lisa.
658
01:04:23,121 --> 01:04:25,121
Why is she telling you this?
659
01:04:25,123 --> 01:04:27,657
You know what he said?
He said that a lamp broke.
660
01:04:27,659 --> 01:04:29,958
That she tripped over a lamp
and that's what broke.
661
01:04:29,960 --> 01:04:31,126
I don't like this.
662
01:04:31,128 --> 01:04:32,295
Well, I don't like this,
either.
663
01:04:32,297 --> 01:04:36,264
I don't like you getting
involved.
664
01:04:36,266 --> 01:04:38,566
Promise me if something like
this happens again...
665
01:04:38,568 --> 01:04:41,206
you'll call the police.
666
01:04:43,273 --> 01:04:46,911
Mike! Mike!
667
01:04:48,679 --> 01:04:51,179
You can't fix this.
668
01:04:51,181 --> 01:04:53,983
I'm not trying to fix
anything.
669
01:04:53,985 --> 01:04:56,054
I was just trying to help
someone.
670
01:06:04,454 --> 01:06:05,690
Hi.
671
01:06:10,061 --> 01:06:13,061
I don't know what's going
on with you...
672
01:06:13,063 --> 01:06:16,999
but I need some time away.
673
01:06:18,802 --> 01:06:20,605
Away from what?
674
01:06:22,106 --> 01:06:24,309
From you.
675
01:06:26,710 --> 01:06:28,279
Why?
676
01:06:30,280 --> 01:06:34,550
Whatever it is that's
happening with you...
677
01:06:34,552 --> 01:06:37,689
it doesn't belong in this
house.
678
01:06:40,257 --> 01:06:43,559
Lisa, I-I think that...
that if we...
679
01:06:43,561 --> 01:06:48,767
No... it's not we, it's you.
680
01:06:59,143 --> 01:07:04,282
I need you to leave.
I want you to go.
681
01:09:20,618 --> 01:09:22,654
- Hey.
- Hi.
682
01:09:24,454 --> 01:09:26,222
- You're all right, right?
- Yeah, I'm fine.
683
01:09:26,224 --> 01:09:28,159
Okay.
684
01:09:35,666 --> 01:09:38,467
I think I'm gonna leave him.
685
01:09:38,469 --> 01:09:39,968
Oh.
686
01:09:39,970 --> 01:09:44,740
Yeah, uh, I have this
ex-boyfriend from college...
687
01:09:44,742 --> 01:09:47,179
who said that I could stay
at his place in San Diego.
688
01:09:49,346 --> 01:09:52,650
He travels, so he's never
really there.
689
01:09:55,353 --> 01:09:57,689
I don't really have anywhere
else to go, so...
690
01:10:04,427 --> 01:10:09,365
I'm... I'm moving out, too.
691
01:10:09,367 --> 01:10:11,634
- What?
- Today.
692
01:10:11,636 --> 01:10:14,436
It's a trial separation.
693
01:10:14,438 --> 01:10:15,970
Wait, it has nothing to do
with what happened...
694
01:10:15,972 --> 01:10:17,876
No, no, no, it's...
695
01:10:19,443 --> 01:10:21,710
No.
696
01:10:21,712 --> 01:10:24,912
I'm sorry, that's...
697
01:10:24,914 --> 01:10:27,049
Yeah, well.
698
01:10:27,051 --> 01:10:29,688
- Life.
- Right.
699
01:10:33,291 --> 01:10:35,857
Listen, this is gonna sound
really crazy...
700
01:10:35,859 --> 01:10:39,594
I'm gonna have to find
a place...
701
01:10:39,596 --> 01:10:43,499
more than the hotel that
I'm going to...
702
01:10:43,501 --> 01:10:48,570
and when I do, you are more
than welcome to stay.
703
01:10:48,572 --> 01:10:54,479
If you wanted to, it'll be a two
bedroom, of course.
704
01:10:55,813 --> 01:10:59,080
I don't know, Mike.
705
01:10:59,082 --> 01:11:00,949
I just don't know if it's
a good idea.
706
01:11:00,951 --> 01:11:02,951
- I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
- No, it's fine.
707
01:11:02,953 --> 01:11:04,322
Forget it, I shouldn't...
708
01:11:07,957 --> 01:11:10,894
I really appreciate everything
that you've done for me.
709
01:11:14,765 --> 01:11:16,865
Thank you, Mike.
710
01:11:16,867 --> 01:11:18,802
Honestly.
711
01:12:26,103 --> 01:12:27,669
Hey, Dad.
712
01:12:27,671 --> 01:12:30,539
- Alex... hey.
- Hello.
713
01:12:30,541 --> 01:12:33,875
Hey, well, I'm sure you've
talked to your mother already...
714
01:12:33,877 --> 01:12:37,912
but I just wanted you to hear
it from me, son...
715
01:12:37,914 --> 01:12:42,753
that, you know, that I've moved
out and that we're separated.
716
01:12:44,988 --> 01:12:50,491
Okay, well, I mean she said you
were... she kicked you out.
717
01:12:50,493 --> 01:12:52,429
Yeah.
718
01:12:54,097 --> 01:12:58,733
Well, I guess that we needed
some breathing space...
719
01:12:58,735 --> 01:13:03,071
to re-evaluate, you know?
720
01:13:03,073 --> 01:13:07,709
I don't think either one of us
were... well...
721
01:13:07,711 --> 01:13:11,716
as happy as that... as we
could be.
722
01:13:14,018 --> 01:13:17,852
She, uh, said
you're having a midlife crisis.
723
01:13:17,854 --> 01:13:20,455
Is that what she said?
724
01:13:20,457 --> 01:13:22,223
Well, aren't you?
725
01:13:22,225 --> 01:13:25,027
Yeah, well, spend time with her,
you know?
726
01:13:25,029 --> 01:13:29,834
She's gonna need it,
whether she admits it or not.
727
01:13:32,069 --> 01:13:33,701
Okay.
728
01:13:33,703 --> 01:13:35,603
Good.
729
01:13:35,605 --> 01:13:38,740
Can't you
guys get counseling...
730
01:13:38,742 --> 01:13:43,044
or something? This just feels
really weird.
731
01:13:43,046 --> 01:13:48,784
Yeah, well we just, uh, have
to figure some things out.
732
01:13:48,786 --> 01:13:51,853
It'll take a little while.
733
01:13:51,855 --> 01:13:53,690
Just it'll take a little while.
734
01:14:01,865 --> 01:14:03,732
I love you, son.
735
01:14:03,734 --> 01:14:06,771
I love you, too, Dad.
736
01:14:24,954 --> 01:14:26,955
Look, I'm just gonna assume
you're gonna get the irony...
737
01:14:26,957 --> 01:14:28,690
in all this, because it's
coming from me...
738
01:14:28,692 --> 01:14:33,928
but all this work and watching
TV, this is unhealthy.
739
01:14:33,930 --> 01:14:36,063
Where's your laptop? Let's get
you on some dating web sites...
740
01:14:36,065 --> 01:14:39,268
get you out of this shit hole.
741
01:14:39,270 --> 01:14:42,670
I think I can work things
out with Lisa.
742
01:14:42,672 --> 01:14:47,612
Just give her some time
to think things over.
743
01:14:49,646 --> 01:14:54,549
Mikey, you have a free pass.
We need to use your free pass.
744
01:14:54,551 --> 01:14:58,853
You get back with Lisa,
that's it. You're stuck forever.
745
01:14:58,855 --> 01:15:01,123
I don't think that's how
it works.
746
01:15:01,125 --> 01:15:03,258
Man, you got to live a little.
747
01:15:03,260 --> 01:15:05,593
It's too bad you didn't close
the deal...
748
01:15:05,595 --> 01:15:07,795
with that neighbor of yours.
749
01:15:07,797 --> 01:15:10,732
That was never gonna happen.
750
01:15:10,734 --> 01:15:14,001
Come on, you were like half
the way there, right?
751
01:15:14,003 --> 01:15:16,804
I'm a fucking idiot.
752
01:15:16,806 --> 01:15:19,074
I don't know what the hell
I was thinking about.
753
01:15:19,076 --> 01:15:21,009
Mikey, you worry too much.
754
01:15:21,011 --> 01:15:25,179
Come on, I was let go of a
job that I had for 22 years.
755
01:15:25,181 --> 01:15:30,352
You see me worrying?
Got to move on.
756
01:15:30,354 --> 01:15:33,955
Fortune favors the bold,
my friend.
757
01:15:33,957 --> 01:15:37,261
Well, it doesn't really matter
anyway.
758
01:15:38,962 --> 01:15:40,928
She's gone now, you know,
she moved...
759
01:15:40,930 --> 01:15:42,799
with an old friend down
in San Diego.
760
01:15:44,969 --> 01:15:46,233
I don't think so.
761
01:15:46,235 --> 01:15:47,768
Yeah, yeah, she told me.
762
01:15:47,770 --> 01:15:49,937
No, I just saw her at a gas
station...
763
01:15:49,939 --> 01:15:53,040
sitting in that 'Vette and that
douschebag of hers...
764
01:15:53,042 --> 01:15:55,145
was filling up the tank.
765
01:18:21,158 --> 01:18:23,094
Alex!
766
01:19:33,329 --> 01:19:34,798
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
767
01:19:56,953 --> 01:19:57,988
Hey, Mike.
768
01:20:00,122 --> 01:20:01,158
Hi!
769
01:20:02,626 --> 01:20:06,061
Hey, Alex, can you help me
with something?
770
01:20:06,063 --> 01:20:09,333
- Yeah, yeah, sure, be right over.
- See you, dude.
771
01:20:19,509 --> 01:20:21,375
How are you?
772
01:20:21,377 --> 01:20:24,111
I'm good, actually.
773
01:20:24,113 --> 01:20:25,580
- Good.
- Yeah.
774
01:20:25,582 --> 01:20:28,486
Good, that's great,
that's great.
775
01:20:32,989 --> 01:20:34,356
I thought you were leaving
town?
776
01:20:34,358 --> 01:20:36,357
Oh, yeah.
777
01:20:36,359 --> 01:20:38,994
I thought maybe that wasn't
such a good idea.
778
01:20:38,996 --> 01:20:40,661
Ex-boyfriends and all.
779
01:20:40,663 --> 01:20:43,466
I know.
780
01:20:45,636 --> 01:20:50,371
So... you moving back in?
781
01:20:50,373 --> 01:20:54,241
No, no, I just came
to get a few things.
782
01:20:54,243 --> 01:20:56,544
Oh.
783
01:20:56,546 --> 01:21:00,281
I hope Alex isn't being too
much of a nuisance.
784
01:21:00,283 --> 01:21:02,083
No, he's great.
785
01:21:02,085 --> 01:21:06,157
He's really sweet, a lot
like you, actually.
786
01:21:10,961 --> 01:21:12,393
Garden looks good.
787
01:21:12,395 --> 01:21:13,864
Yeah.
788
01:21:28,979 --> 01:21:30,914
I'm pregnant.
789
01:21:35,585 --> 01:21:39,286
Scott's really happy and, um...
790
01:21:39,288 --> 01:21:43,223
things are getting better,
actually.
791
01:21:43,225 --> 01:21:47,294
He's... well, we're seeing
a counselor.
792
01:21:47,296 --> 01:21:52,269
- Wow, that's... that's great.
- Yeah.
793
01:21:57,673 --> 01:21:59,577
Everything's gonna be okay.
794
01:22:02,645 --> 01:22:04,148
Yeah.
795
01:22:09,519 --> 01:22:11,989
Hey, Dad, you need my
help or not?
796
01:22:18,228 --> 01:22:20,297
Good to see you, Mike.
797
01:22:58,502 --> 01:23:00,171
What are you doing here?
798
01:23:01,671 --> 01:23:03,007
I'm making you dinner.
799
01:23:05,042 --> 01:23:07,712
I was thinking afterwards... we
could talk about things.
800
01:23:12,215 --> 01:23:14,616
We're separated, Mike.
801
01:23:14,618 --> 01:23:17,488
No time for mushroom risotto?
802
01:23:19,789 --> 01:23:21,488
I just came to freshen up...
803
01:23:21,490 --> 01:23:23,424
I've got the classroom open
house tonight.
804
01:23:23,426 --> 01:23:28,263
I could wait until you get back.
We can talk about things then.
805
01:23:28,265 --> 01:23:32,267
I don't think so,
I'm gonna be tired...
806
01:23:32,269 --> 01:23:34,201
from answering parent's
questions for a couple of hours.
807
01:23:34,203 --> 01:23:35,572
It's not a good time.
808
01:23:43,412 --> 01:23:45,315
Why are you here?
809
01:23:51,587 --> 01:23:54,125
I'm gonna be late, I have to go.
810
01:25:13,537 --> 01:25:15,106
Hey, Mike.
811
01:25:18,307 --> 01:25:19,577
Hey, Jenna.
812
01:25:26,283 --> 01:25:28,316
That's probably not very...
813
01:25:28,318 --> 01:25:29,550
Jenna!
814
01:25:29,552 --> 01:25:31,718
I'm out here.
815
01:25:31,720 --> 01:25:34,190
- Jenna!
- I'm right here.
816
01:25:35,891 --> 01:25:37,825
Then fucking get inside.
817
01:25:37,827 --> 01:25:40,361
Everybody in the neighborhood
can hear you, okay?
818
01:25:40,363 --> 01:25:43,900
Who? Who, him?
819
01:25:45,534 --> 01:25:47,238
Big deal.
820
01:25:50,306 --> 01:25:53,674
What are you doing?
You fucking smoking?
821
01:25:53,676 --> 01:25:57,445
You fucking serious?
822
01:25:57,447 --> 01:25:58,979
- Come on, let's get inside.
- I don't want to go inside.
823
01:25:58,981 --> 01:26:00,848
Just go inside, Jenna,
come on, don't do this!
824
01:26:00,850 --> 01:26:01,950
Let's go inside! Don't be...
825
01:26:01,952 --> 01:26:04,355
Don't do that to her.
826
01:26:05,854 --> 01:26:07,254
What?
827
01:26:07,256 --> 01:26:09,790
- Don't...
- What?
828
01:26:09,792 --> 01:26:11,491
Are you gonna come to her
rescue now?
829
01:26:11,493 --> 01:26:13,494
- Scott, stop.
- No, no, no...
830
01:26:13,496 --> 01:26:15,830
Having a little conversation
with your boyfriend here.
831
01:26:15,832 --> 01:26:19,299
Isn't that right, Mike?
832
01:26:19,301 --> 01:26:22,503
Hey, let's just go inside,
let's go inside, come on.
833
01:26:22,505 --> 01:26:25,708
Shut up... shut up for
a second, all right?
834
01:26:27,444 --> 01:26:29,710
You two running around
behind my back?
835
01:26:29,712 --> 01:26:32,215
Huh? That's funny?
836
01:26:39,555 --> 01:26:41,990
Now, let's get inside,
come on.
837
01:26:41,992 --> 01:26:43,458
Don't touch her.
838
01:26:43,460 --> 01:26:44,558
- Let's get the fuck inside.
- No!
839
01:26:44,560 --> 01:26:47,428
- Come on!
- Stop.
840
01:26:49,032 --> 01:26:50,831
Are you out of your fucking
mind?
841
01:26:50,833 --> 01:26:54,369
Are you okay? Are you okay?
Are you all right?
842
01:26:54,371 --> 01:26:56,903
Come on, get the fuck inside!
Get inside!
843
01:26:56,905 --> 01:26:57,975
Ow!
844
01:26:59,609 --> 01:27:01,779
Mind your own fucking
business.
845
01:27:02,878 --> 01:27:04,914
Get the fuck inside!
846
01:27:34,444 --> 01:27:36,076
- Jenna, what the fuck are you...
- Don't touch me!
847
01:27:36,078 --> 01:27:38,314
Leave her alone!
848
01:27:39,849 --> 01:27:41,683
Are you two kidding me?
849
01:27:41,685 --> 01:27:43,518
Get out!
850
01:27:43,520 --> 01:27:44,919
What are you doing?
851
01:27:44,921 --> 01:27:46,053
Get out of here now!
852
01:27:46,055 --> 01:27:47,754
You get out!
853
01:27:47,756 --> 01:27:52,393
You get the fuck out
of my house!
854
01:27:52,395 --> 01:27:53,928
Scott!
855
01:27:53,930 --> 01:27:57,501
Come on! Come on, Mike,
get the fuck out of here, Mike!
856
01:27:59,969 --> 01:28:02,836
This is all your fault!
857
01:28:02,838 --> 01:28:06,040
See what you did?
You see what you did!
858
01:28:06,042 --> 01:28:08,545
All right, Mike, you learned
your fuck...
859
01:28:22,458 --> 01:28:23,894
Oh, my God!
860
01:28:27,596 --> 01:28:29,399
Oh, my God!
861
01:28:32,034 --> 01:28:33,604
Oh, my God!
862
01:28:44,780 --> 01:28:46,617
What the fuck did you do?
863
01:28:48,585 --> 01:28:49,817
Jenna...
864
01:28:49,819 --> 01:28:53,423
Get the fuck out of my house.
865
01:28:58,694 --> 01:29:01,497
- I... I...
- Get the fuck out of my house!
866
01:29:03,733 --> 01:29:06,770
Go! Now!
867
01:29:19,582 --> 01:29:22,016
I need an ambulance,
my husband is hurt...
868
01:29:22,018 --> 01:29:24,421
he's not moving and there
is blood all over.
869
01:29:28,658 --> 01:29:32,860
Meadowpark Drive.
Yes, please hurry, please.
870
01:29:37,567 --> 01:29:40,804
Baby? Scott, wake up!
871
01:30:00,000 --> 01:31:18,000
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