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(film reel rolling)
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I haven't been
this beat up
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since my Aunt Fifi's
bridal shower.
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(male #1)
Guys, I'm gonna
make this right.
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(male #2)
The ride's over, Bret.
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(male #3)
Yeah, you're on your own, pal.
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(Bret)
Oh, fellas!
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Come on!
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(upbeat dance music)
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Who would've thought
a simple change
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of phone number
could've caused
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so many problems?
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You actually thought
that you could use
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my old number
and pretend to be me
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for your own personal gain?
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You moron!
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(Bret)
Go right ahead, judge me.
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Jules?
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But to fully understand
the pickle
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I got myself into,
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I think we should
start from the beginning.
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(Jules)
You hug the seam.
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And you, big boy,
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you go right
up the middle. Ready?
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(blows whistle)
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(male #4)
Yo man, no cuts!
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(Bret)
Time out!
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Hey, baby.
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Aren't you supposed
to be at work?
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(punk rock music)
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*
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(notification pings)
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*
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(male punk singer)
* We're the kids
in the school *
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* Who get trashed
and we break all the rules *
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* They try to drag us
to the office,
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but what can they do? *
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*
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* We puff, puff, puff, suck
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* A cigarette till
we've gotten enough *
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* The teachers pulling
out their hair
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'cause there's nothing
they can do *
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* We're a problematic youth *
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* Hey, hey mister
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* We ain't goin' nowhere *
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* Hey mister
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* We ain't goin' nowhere,
nowhere, nowhere, nowhere *
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*
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* The tall boys
hit the streets *
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* With such a ruckus
it awakens the trees *
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* The dogs are barking
but it's our block *
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* What can they do?
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*
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* We ain't goin' nowhere *
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* We ain't goin' nowhere *
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(Bret)
And that, my friends,
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is how a guy catches
a class A case
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ofthe stink.
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(arguing)
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(male #2)
Come on, this the box out.
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Right there,
right there, boom, boom!
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Oh!
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(glass breaks)
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(male #3)
It was--you didn't need that.
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That's great.
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One way to make
more room in the truck.
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Nice.
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(male #2)
Ah, piss warm,
but so be it.
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(male #3)
Whoever invented yoga pants
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deserves a Nobel Peace
of ass prize.
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(sound of disgust)
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What?
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(male #2)
We gotta talk.
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(male #3)
You got the stink,
Bretty boy.
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And a mad motherfuckin'
case of it.
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(Bret)
No kiddin'.
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Ever since Jules
dumped my sorry ass.
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(male #3)
Tell me about it.
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That girl full-on puked
in her mouth
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when she saw you.
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All you have to do is be
confident in who you are
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and you could have
anything or anyone you want.
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(male #2)
Yeah, fake it till you make it.
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Act like you're packing
a baker's dozen.
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(phone beeps)
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-That's your phone again?
-I'll check it later.
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(male #2)
What, is that--
Oh, that's Jules, ain't it?
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(Bret)
Just mind your own business.
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(struggling)
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(male #2)
Give it up, give it up,
give it up.
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What the?
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Holy shit!
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Paz man!
Jules just sent Bret
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a text of her
blowin' some dude.
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(Paz)
Don't fuckin'
tease me like that, G.
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(G)
"This one plays for the Jets,
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and unlike you,
he has endurance."
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Oh, that is grim.
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(Bret)
It only happened one time.
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It was supposed
to be a quickie.
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(Paz)
Let me see it.
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(Bret)
Give me my phone.
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Topping it all off,
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I was forced to wash
down the shit sandwich
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of Jules cheating
by moving
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to where the rent
was cheapest.
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(female #1)
Hey boys!
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Mwah!
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Hey Ma!
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Now, here we go, boys.
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Thirty seconds left, G,
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Check it, we're gonna steal
this game.
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(G)
Keep counting
your chickens, son.
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My Founders are
still up by one.
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Yeah, but we got The Saint.
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(Paz)
Yo, do your thing, cuz.
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This is where Tyson St. James
is magic.
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He's watching the clock
tick down.
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Seven, six, five...
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(announcer #1)
And The Saint goes hard
to the hole!
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(cheering)
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(chanting "Saint")
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(Paz cheers)
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Welcome back,
I'm Vance Avery
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live from the Knights'
locker room,
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and that was
a sizzle-riffic game one.
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Philly came tonight
ready to play...
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(Bret)
There he was.
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My childhood idol.
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A New York hero,
The Saint.
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Living the dream
with millions of dollars,
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a supermodel wife,
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and endless talent
on the court.
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Oh, thanks, Vance.
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I feel, uh,
it was a good game.
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You know, I've gotta
give all the credit
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to my teammates,
the coaching staff,
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our owner, Phil Page,
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and, of course,
the big guy, God.
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So, my son has the stink.
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Go do something
about it, I say!
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Look at these ball players,
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not much older than you,
most of them.
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And not a stinky
one among them.
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Michael, he has a successful
landscaping business.
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-Thanks, Ms. R.
-Garrett is a well-paid suit.
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(G)
Thank you, Marie.
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(Ma)
And you got bupkis.
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Thanks, Ma.
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Except a nice face.
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And a silver tongue.
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You wanna be
a sportscaster,
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be a sportscaster.
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(Bret)
It's not that easy, Ma!
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(Ma)
Nothing's easy.
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I took out a second
mortgage to pay
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for six years of college.
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And here you are
back at home unemployed.
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(Bret)
I'll get another job.
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What you need to get first
is a good girl.
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Or just go out
and bang out an ugly one
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and rebuild from there.
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Thanks,
I'll get right on that.
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Well, not with this
you won't.
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Ladies pick up
on the little things
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like duct tape
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and disgusting BJ pics
from exes.
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Well, Jules does have
nice breasts.
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I'll give her that.
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A skank's a skank.
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Tomorrow when you go
job hunting in the city,
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I want you to get
a new phone,
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and a new number.
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(breaks)
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(Bret)
Mom, was that
really necessary?
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I can't afford
a new phone.
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(Ma)
Well, listen,
I am doing you a favor.
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Go prosper.
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And get yourself laid.
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(quirky music)
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(Vance Avery)
A little birdie told me
this in my ear.
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Now, if New York
wins the finals
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is it true that you'll
be donating
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a million greenbacks
to charity?
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(Saint)
You're good, Vance.
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-Staged!
-Not!
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(Saint)
But yeah, I've
agreed to donate
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my bonus
to Jump Higher,
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a charity formed by
our team owner's daughter,
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Nikki Page.
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Wave to the camera, boo!
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(Bret)
Nikki was perfect
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from the moment
I saw her.
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Look at that girl.
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But why would
a high-class girl like her
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ever want a schmuck like me?
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She deserved a prince.
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Or a saint.
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(Saint)
That was a nice plug
on the charity bit.
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Very good.
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(Vance Avery)
Oh, you betcha.
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S Man.
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Sure thing.
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00:06:58,786 --> 00:07:01,054
So, uh, you got
my kickback?
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(intense music)
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00:07:04,492 --> 00:07:05,926
(Saint)
Have you lost
your mind, motherfucker?
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00:07:06,026 --> 00:07:08,596
Shut your mouth
and know your role.
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Scar be in touch.
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How 'bout the boss'
daughter, though?
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Her shitty charity
is worth a million
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if I get to tap
that ass.
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(Vance Avery)
I'd be tapping.
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(Saint)
Yeah.
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(dramatic techno music)
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*
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Hey, hey baby,
what's going on?
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(tiger growls)
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(orchestral music)
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Who are these whores?
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Wait, wait, wait, wait!
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Son of a bitch!
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"Congrats, daddy.
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Let's hook up soon.
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XOXO."
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You pig!
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Ah!
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Goddamnit, girl,
that hurt!
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I done told you
I don't know
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who them bitches are,
I swear!
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I had the same number
since my rookie year.
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It's getting late,
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I had a big night,
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now come on.
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Get in the bed
and let's celebrate.
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Whoa!
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*
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Yeah.
243
00:08:10,157 --> 00:08:11,925
That's what I'm
talkin' 'bout, baby.
244
00:08:12,025 --> 00:08:13,326
Serve your king!
245
00:08:13,426 --> 00:08:14,261
Yes!
246
00:08:14,361 --> 00:08:16,129
Yes!
247
00:08:16,229 --> 00:08:18,431
Ah, what the fuck, Gianna!
248
00:08:18,532 --> 00:08:19,533
I told you I had
that phone
249
00:08:19,633 --> 00:08:20,701
since my rookie year!
250
00:08:20,801 --> 00:08:22,002
Well, now it's broke.
251
00:08:22,102 --> 00:08:24,337
You need a new phone
with a new number.
252
00:08:24,437 --> 00:08:25,505
And amore...
253
00:08:25,606 --> 00:08:27,641
nopusetauntil
finals are over.
254
00:08:27,741 --> 00:08:29,209
What? Wait a minute.
255
00:08:29,309 --> 00:08:31,311
You know I can't function
without thepuseta.
256
00:08:31,411 --> 00:08:32,813
(Gianna)
Well, too bad.
257
00:08:32,913 --> 00:08:34,915
If I find you
cheating on me,
258
00:08:35,015 --> 00:08:38,118
I ruin you right before
I take half your money.
259
00:08:38,218 --> 00:08:40,688
Capisce?
260
00:08:40,788 --> 00:08:42,890
I make love
to shower head tonight.
261
00:08:42,990 --> 00:08:50,330
*
262
00:08:50,430 --> 00:08:52,299
You fuckin' bitch!
263
00:08:53,433 --> 00:08:55,502
(hip hop music)
264
00:08:55,603 --> 00:08:57,237
(female #2)
Bret Reynolds?
265
00:08:57,337 --> 00:08:59,840
As in the actor?
266
00:08:59,940 --> 00:09:01,474
(Bret)
Uh, that's Burt Reynolds.
267
00:09:01,575 --> 00:09:03,777
Okay, I'm supposed
to meet my friend.
268
00:09:03,877 --> 00:09:05,278
Are we almost done here?
269
00:09:05,378 --> 00:09:08,649
*
270
00:09:08,749 --> 00:09:10,450
I want you to smack
yourself in the face.
271
00:09:10,550 --> 00:09:11,752
-Hard.
-What are you talking about?
272
00:09:11,852 --> 00:09:13,153
(Scar)
Then dunk
your head in the bucket
273
00:09:13,253 --> 00:09:15,255
until I call you back.
274
00:09:15,355 --> 00:09:16,624
All set.
275
00:09:16,724 --> 00:09:18,358
My guy slipped
your phone into the system,
276
00:09:18,458 --> 00:09:20,994
backdated six months
untraceable.
277
00:09:21,094 --> 00:09:24,197
(female #2)
I just need to assign
a number. Wanna choose?
278
00:09:24,297 --> 00:09:25,933
(Bret)
Wow, that's a lot
of options.
279
00:09:26,033 --> 00:09:27,935
(Saint)
Damn, all my people
had that number.
280
00:09:28,035 --> 00:09:29,637
Might take some time,
but I'll get the word out.
281
00:09:29,737 --> 00:09:30,638
We'll rebuild.
282
00:09:30,738 --> 00:09:32,239
(Bret)
That one.
283
00:09:32,339 --> 00:09:35,242
Good choice, Bret Reynolds.
284
00:09:35,342 --> 00:09:37,911
Just be careful 'cause Gianna's
keeping a close watch.
285
00:09:38,011 --> 00:09:40,313
Maybe you should abstain
until the finals are over.
286
00:09:40,413 --> 00:09:42,349
Abstain?
Are you serious?
287
00:09:42,449 --> 00:09:44,384
I'm not like
other athletes, Scar.
288
00:09:44,484 --> 00:09:45,585
I need sex.
289
00:09:45,686 --> 00:09:46,854
My game depends on it.
290
00:09:46,954 --> 00:09:48,922
(Scar)
I know, baby, I know.
291
00:09:49,022 --> 00:09:50,523
*
292
00:09:50,624 --> 00:09:52,492
(Bret)
It was a relief
to be free of texts
293
00:09:52,592 --> 00:09:54,494
from crazy Jules.
294
00:09:54,594 --> 00:09:56,329
But what I got instead
was a stream
295
00:09:56,429 --> 00:09:57,931
of cryptic messages.
296
00:09:58,031 --> 00:09:59,399
*
297
00:09:59,499 --> 00:10:00,701
(Paz)
York House. Cool!
298
00:10:00,801 --> 00:10:02,636
I've been kicked
outta there twice.
299
00:10:02,736 --> 00:10:05,839
Nikki Page has always
been an obsession of mine.
300
00:10:05,939 --> 00:10:07,307
If I can bang that out,
301
00:10:07,407 --> 00:10:09,142
I know I can win
the finals.
302
00:10:09,242 --> 00:10:12,212
(Scar)
On it. Meanwhile there's
an escort waiting inside.
303
00:10:12,312 --> 00:10:13,380
Custom fit.
304
00:10:13,480 --> 00:10:15,916
*
305
00:10:16,016 --> 00:10:17,550
(Saint)
She know what she
signing up for?
306
00:10:17,651 --> 00:10:19,219
Already paid her extra.
307
00:10:19,319 --> 00:10:21,121
Room 1302.
308
00:10:21,221 --> 00:10:23,623
*
309
00:10:23,724 --> 00:10:24,624
That reminds me,
310
00:10:24,725 --> 00:10:25,625
I should call this guy back
311
00:10:25,726 --> 00:10:26,727
before he drowns.
312
00:10:26,827 --> 00:10:28,395
(Saint)
Yeah, you do that.
313
00:10:28,495 --> 00:10:30,931
(Bret)
That afternoon,
Paz helped me hunt for temp jobs
314
00:10:31,031 --> 00:10:32,365
by calling around
to his buddies
315
00:10:32,465 --> 00:10:34,367
in the Blue Collar Mafia.
316
00:10:34,467 --> 00:10:36,636
You have no idea
how much power
317
00:10:36,737 --> 00:10:39,106
these guys actually
wield around town.
318
00:10:39,206 --> 00:10:40,207
Don't believe me?
319
00:10:40,307 --> 00:10:42,375
Talk to the Deputy Mayor
when City Hall's
320
00:10:42,475 --> 00:10:44,411
sewage pipes back up
next Thursday
321
00:10:44,511 --> 00:10:46,847
and crap flows
like the Nile.
322
00:10:46,947 --> 00:10:48,849
The mob can kill you.
323
00:10:48,949 --> 00:10:53,353
But the BCM can make
your life miserable.
324
00:10:53,453 --> 00:10:55,588
(rock music)
325
00:10:55,689 --> 00:10:57,157
(G)
Yo, what's the emergency?
326
00:10:57,257 --> 00:10:58,759
(Bret)
You're not gonna
believe this, man.
327
00:10:58,859 --> 00:11:00,360
I get a text
on my new phone, right?
328
00:11:00,460 --> 00:11:01,862
Telling us to go
to the York House.
329
00:11:01,962 --> 00:11:03,530
Now, I think it's just
you messing with us,
330
00:11:03,630 --> 00:11:04,832
but when we get there,
331
00:11:04,932 --> 00:11:06,599
look what's waiting for us.
332
00:11:06,700 --> 00:11:09,569
(angelic voice singing)
333
00:11:09,669 --> 00:11:12,005
(Paz)
Gold bling
and killer bud, dude!
334
00:11:12,105 --> 00:11:13,006
Stop playing.
335
00:11:13,106 --> 00:11:14,274
(Paz)
Fuckin' sweet, right?
336
00:11:14,374 --> 00:11:15,508
(Bret)
What do I do, G?
337
00:11:15,608 --> 00:11:17,477
I just stole thousands
of dollars.
338
00:11:17,577 --> 00:11:19,512
(G)
Stole? Bro!
339
00:11:19,612 --> 00:11:21,348
This is a swag bag.
340
00:11:21,448 --> 00:11:22,282
A what?
341
00:11:22,382 --> 00:11:23,616
(G)
Gratis.
342
00:11:23,717 --> 00:11:25,518
Rich people get
this shit for free all the time.
343
00:11:25,618 --> 00:11:28,688
Keep it, dog.
344
00:11:28,789 --> 00:11:30,057
Oh, that's pimp.
345
00:11:30,157 --> 00:11:31,058
Really?
346
00:11:31,158 --> 00:11:32,993
I'm not sure how I feel
about this.
347
00:11:33,093 --> 00:11:37,630
(G)
Well, how about we test
out this stankity dankity,
348
00:11:37,731 --> 00:11:39,767
and then see how you feel.
349
00:11:39,867 --> 00:11:41,869
(glass clinks)
350
00:11:41,969 --> 00:11:43,370
(Paz)
I'm in.
351
00:11:43,470 --> 00:11:46,907
Just, if you were wondering,
I'm in definitely.
352
00:11:47,007 --> 00:11:49,810
(Bret)
So, I did what any
red-blooded American would do.
353
00:11:49,910 --> 00:11:51,544
Got high as a kite,
354
00:11:51,644 --> 00:11:53,446
and by the time
we finished smoking,
355
00:11:53,546 --> 00:11:55,448
my phone was blowing up.
356
00:11:55,548 --> 00:11:56,349
Again?
357
00:11:56,449 --> 00:11:58,185
This thing is non-stop.
358
00:11:58,285 --> 00:12:00,520
(Parisian music plays)
359
00:12:00,620 --> 00:12:02,289
(Paz)
I say we go.
360
00:12:02,389 --> 00:12:03,857
(Bret)
That's because you're
stoned and stupid.
361
00:12:03,957 --> 00:12:05,325
I say we return the phone.
362
00:12:05,425 --> 00:12:06,693
(G)
What? Come on, yo.
363
00:12:06,794 --> 00:12:08,796
This is Oz,
like the hottest club in town.
364
00:12:08,896 --> 00:12:10,130
If you wanna meet
movers and shakers,
365
00:12:10,230 --> 00:12:12,866
Mr. Sportscaster,
that is where to hang.
366
00:12:12,966 --> 00:12:15,535
(male #5)
And what is your question,
monsieur?
367
00:12:15,635 --> 00:12:17,971
(male #6)
So, I think my wife
is sleeping with a co-worker,
368
00:12:18,071 --> 00:12:19,672
but it could also
be in my head,
369
00:12:19,773 --> 00:12:21,508
because my numbers
are down this month,
370
00:12:21,608 --> 00:12:22,810
and then he's killin' it.
371
00:12:22,910 --> 00:12:24,011
What do you think?
372
00:12:24,111 --> 00:12:25,779
Never look a butterfly
in the eye
373
00:12:25,879 --> 00:12:27,580
when it's time
for bees to mate.
374
00:12:27,680 --> 00:12:30,851
*
375
00:12:30,951 --> 00:12:32,820
(male #6)
Yeah, mm-hmm.
376
00:12:32,920 --> 00:12:34,021
Yeah, you're right, Henri.
377
00:12:34,121 --> 00:12:35,889
Thanks a lot, man,
thanks a lot.
378
00:12:35,989 --> 00:12:37,858
Here's something
extra for you.
379
00:12:37,958 --> 00:12:39,659
Fuck that bitch.
380
00:12:39,759 --> 00:12:40,994
(G)
Gotta love this guy.
381
00:12:41,094 --> 00:12:42,762
He's the fuckin' Yoda of
hot dog carts.
382
00:12:42,863 --> 00:12:44,097
(Bret)
That made sense to you?
383
00:12:44,197 --> 00:12:46,867
(Paz)
Yo, you're next, ask him
about Oz.
384
00:12:46,967 --> 00:12:49,803
(Bret)
Two foot longs with
mustard and ketchup,
385
00:12:49,903 --> 00:12:53,006
and Henri,
I have a question, too.
386
00:12:53,106 --> 00:12:55,108
Uh, so there's
this club like...
387
00:12:55,208 --> 00:12:56,776
(Henri)
Time is a precious
flower, monsieur.
388
00:12:56,877 --> 00:12:58,478
Allons-y,let's go.
389
00:12:58,578 --> 00:13:02,049
(Bret)
Should we go to Oz
or should I return the phone?
390
00:13:02,149 --> 00:13:04,784
(Henri)
It is what it is,
it be what it be.
391
00:13:04,885 --> 00:13:06,419
Sometimes you're the dog,
392
00:13:06,519 --> 00:13:08,555
sometimes...
393
00:13:08,655 --> 00:13:10,557
you're the tree.
394
00:13:10,657 --> 00:13:12,359
(Bret)
Okay.
395
00:13:12,459 --> 00:13:13,460
(G)
Yo, yo, yo, yo!
396
00:13:13,560 --> 00:13:14,962
My main man, Henri!
397
00:13:15,062 --> 00:13:16,529
The usual. Will I--
398
00:13:16,629 --> 00:13:19,066
(Bret)
Oui, monsieur,
you will get laid tonight.
399
00:13:19,166 --> 00:13:20,901
Deux fois.
400
00:13:21,001 --> 00:13:23,070
(G)
I told you!
Fuckin' Yoda!
401
00:13:23,170 --> 00:13:24,571
(Paz)
Eh, Henri,
I already know
402
00:13:24,671 --> 00:13:26,106
the key to the universe
is pussy.
403
00:13:26,206 --> 00:13:29,476
So, I'm gonna get two dogs,
heavy on the kraut.
404
00:13:29,576 --> 00:13:30,643
Thank you.
405
00:13:30,743 --> 00:13:32,012
(Bret)
What have I got to lose?
406
00:13:32,112 --> 00:13:34,848
(phone keys clicking)
407
00:13:35,582 --> 00:13:37,885
(laughing)
408
00:13:37,985 --> 00:13:39,652
(notification ping)
409
00:13:39,752 --> 00:13:42,255
(club music)
410
00:13:42,355 --> 00:13:44,324
*
411
00:13:44,424 --> 00:13:46,826
Oz was everything
I dreamed it would be.
412
00:13:46,927 --> 00:13:49,229
Where the pretty people
rubbed elbows
413
00:13:49,329 --> 00:13:51,031
and various other
body parts.
414
00:13:51,131 --> 00:13:52,665
The guy who had
this number before me
415
00:13:52,765 --> 00:13:54,201
had a life that I didn't.
416
00:13:54,301 --> 00:13:56,436
And right about now,
I needed.
417
00:13:56,536 --> 00:14:02,209
*
418
00:14:02,309 --> 00:14:04,044
(male #7)
All right, so your boy
told us to take care of you,
419
00:14:04,144 --> 00:14:06,679
so we're gonna put you
in our prime seating area.
420
00:14:06,779 --> 00:14:07,780
For real.
421
00:14:07,881 --> 00:14:09,016
So, who's your boy anyway?
422
00:14:09,116 --> 00:14:11,118
(Bret)
I knew this was
a bad, stupid,
423
00:14:11,218 --> 00:14:13,686
dumb, moronic, idiotic idea.
424
00:14:13,786 --> 00:14:15,956
Honestly,
I have no idea.
425
00:14:16,056 --> 00:14:17,490
(male #7)
Good, kid,
way to keep it discreet.
426
00:14:17,590 --> 00:14:19,592
Listen, the bottle's on us,
don't even tip.
427
00:14:19,692 --> 00:14:21,428
And Big Sweat knows
he'll let you bring ladies up
428
00:14:21,528 --> 00:14:22,429
from the dance floor.
429
00:14:22,529 --> 00:14:23,396
If you need anything.
430
00:14:23,496 --> 00:14:24,397
(snaps finger)
431
00:14:24,497 --> 00:14:26,799
Have a good time.
432
00:14:26,900 --> 00:14:29,769
(laughs)
433
00:14:29,869 --> 00:14:31,204
She's cute.
434
00:14:31,304 --> 00:14:33,840
(Paz)
She's like a Barbara Streisand,
but now.
435
00:14:33,941 --> 00:14:35,175
My type.
436
00:14:35,275 --> 00:14:36,876
Guys, I'm gonna roll
a few appletinis
437
00:14:36,977 --> 00:14:38,345
and circle back.
438
00:14:38,445 --> 00:14:39,412
And don't worry,
439
00:14:39,512 --> 00:14:40,680
the Paz man...
440
00:14:40,780 --> 00:14:42,315
has got it under control.
441
00:14:42,415 --> 00:14:47,287
*
442
00:14:47,387 --> 00:14:49,256
(female #3)
Listen, if you're not
gonna at least pretend
443
00:14:49,356 --> 00:14:52,292
to try to impress me,
I'm never going home with you.
444
00:14:52,392 --> 00:14:54,962
(G)
Hey, uh, how about
we head to my crib
445
00:14:55,062 --> 00:14:56,796
and smoke a little cheba?
446
00:14:56,896 --> 00:14:58,398
(female #4)
I'm in!
447
00:14:58,498 --> 00:14:59,899
(Bret)
Okay.
448
00:15:00,000 --> 00:15:02,602
Gotta find Paz,
let him know we're out.
449
00:15:02,702 --> 00:15:03,736
(G)
Let's split up.
450
00:15:03,836 --> 00:15:05,205
I got the girls.
451
00:15:05,305 --> 00:15:07,474
And focus, son,
find your game.
452
00:15:07,574 --> 00:15:10,643
Don't be stinkin' up
the stabbin' cabin.
453
00:15:10,743 --> 00:15:12,245
Ladies.
454
00:15:12,345 --> 00:15:15,148
*
455
00:15:15,248 --> 00:15:17,717
(male #8)
Consider this to be
your lucky night.
456
00:15:17,817 --> 00:15:19,819
(Nikki)
Get your hands off of me!
457
00:15:19,919 --> 00:15:21,421
(Bret)
Hey, man, that's enough.
458
00:15:21,521 --> 00:15:23,490
-Hey, who the fuck are you?
-That's enough!
459
00:15:23,590 --> 00:15:24,924
(male #8)
I will end you.
460
00:15:25,025 --> 00:15:26,459
(Bret)
Oh, yeah?
461
00:15:26,559 --> 00:15:27,760
(snaps fingers)
462
00:15:27,860 --> 00:15:29,629
(male #8)
Whoa, what the f--
463
00:15:29,729 --> 00:15:32,732
(murmur of crowd)
464
00:15:32,832 --> 00:15:37,570
(Nikki)
Hey, thank you.
465
00:15:37,670 --> 00:15:39,906
(Bret)
Oh!
466
00:15:40,007 --> 00:15:41,708
It, it's you!
467
00:15:41,808 --> 00:15:43,010
(Nikki)
Do I know you?
468
00:15:43,110 --> 00:15:44,611
(Bret)
No, no, I'm a...
469
00:15:44,711 --> 00:15:45,745
(G)
Yo, Bret!
470
00:15:45,845 --> 00:15:47,447
(dance music)
471
00:15:47,547 --> 00:15:49,049
(male singer #1)
* Oh yeah,
shake it, shake it *
472
00:15:49,149 --> 00:15:51,551
* Oh yeah,
shake it, shake it *
473
00:15:51,651 --> 00:15:53,853
(Bret)
Oh no!
474
00:15:53,953 --> 00:15:55,455
Excuse me.
475
00:15:55,555 --> 00:15:57,224
(Nikki)
Yeah.
476
00:15:57,324 --> 00:15:58,691
Thank you.
477
00:15:58,791 --> 00:16:00,960
(Paz)
Hey!
478
00:16:01,061 --> 00:16:02,029
Get over here.
479
00:16:02,129 --> 00:16:03,496
Yeah, yeah!
480
00:16:03,596 --> 00:16:05,065
(screaming)
481
00:16:05,165 --> 00:16:07,567
(Bret)
No, Paz, not the dip.
482
00:16:07,667 --> 00:16:09,602
(thump)
483
00:16:09,702 --> 00:16:11,404
(Paz grunts)
484
00:16:11,504 --> 00:16:13,340
(music winds down)
485
00:16:16,576 --> 00:16:18,478
Okay, all right, buddy.
486
00:16:18,578 --> 00:16:19,746
(Paz grunting)
487
00:16:19,846 --> 00:16:20,880
(Paz)
I danced, I danced!
488
00:16:20,980 --> 00:16:22,415
(Bret)
Yes, you did dance.
489
00:16:22,515 --> 00:16:23,883
(G)
Yeah, man.
490
00:16:23,983 --> 00:16:25,152
You did the cha-cha.
491
00:16:25,252 --> 00:16:26,919
(Paz)
I danced, I danced.
492
00:16:27,020 --> 00:16:29,589
(Bret)
You did.
493
00:16:29,689 --> 00:16:30,690
(Paz grunts)
494
00:16:30,790 --> 00:16:33,060
Wow.
495
00:16:33,160 --> 00:16:35,162
This is his address.
You take the tunnel,
496
00:16:35,262 --> 00:16:38,398
he'll wake up on route 3,
he always does.
497
00:16:38,498 --> 00:16:39,532
Thanks!
498
00:16:39,632 --> 00:16:40,533
Good night, buddy.
499
00:16:40,633 --> 00:16:42,169
(vomit sounds)
500
00:16:42,269 --> 00:16:44,237
(Nikki)
Hey, cute cell phone case.
501
00:16:44,337 --> 00:16:46,073
Hey!
502
00:16:46,173 --> 00:16:48,041
I wanted to thank you
for saving me
503
00:16:48,141 --> 00:16:50,310
from Mr. Date Rape.
504
00:16:50,410 --> 00:16:53,012
I owe you.
505
00:16:53,113 --> 00:16:54,881
Bret, right?
506
00:16:54,981 --> 00:16:58,151
(Bret)
Yeah, and you're Nikki.
507
00:16:58,251 --> 00:16:59,786
How did you know that?
508
00:16:59,886 --> 00:17:02,622
(Bret)
Oh, I saw you last night,
509
00:17:02,722 --> 00:17:06,326
but, but not in a stalker way.
510
00:17:06,426 --> 00:17:08,061
(G)
How you doin'? I'm G.
511
00:17:08,161 --> 00:17:09,296
And I would like
to apologize
512
00:17:09,396 --> 00:17:11,631
for everything he just said.
513
00:17:11,731 --> 00:17:15,068
(Bret)
Yeah, I mean, on TV,
your charity.
514
00:17:15,168 --> 00:17:16,836
(female #3)
Are we, like, going?
515
00:17:16,936 --> 00:17:18,671
(female #4)
Or like, not?
516
00:17:18,771 --> 00:17:20,807
Yes! Absolutely!
517
00:17:20,907 --> 00:17:23,476
(muffled music plays)
518
00:17:23,576 --> 00:17:26,379
Looks like you're
in for a treat.
519
00:17:26,479 --> 00:17:29,516
(Bret)
Actually, the girls
are both going home with G.
520
00:17:29,616 --> 00:17:31,484
(sound of indifference)
521
00:17:31,584 --> 00:17:32,985
(wind whipping)
522
00:17:33,086 --> 00:17:35,588
(G)
Later.
523
00:17:35,688 --> 00:17:37,824
Wow.
524
00:17:37,924 --> 00:17:39,559
(Bret)
You need a cab?
525
00:17:39,659 --> 00:17:43,596
No, no, I'm actually
waiting for my friends.
526
00:17:43,696 --> 00:17:46,166
(Bret)
Oh, cool.
527
00:17:46,266 --> 00:17:48,235
You maybe wanna
go out sometime
528
00:17:48,335 --> 00:17:50,570
with a fellow Knights fan?
529
00:17:50,670 --> 00:17:51,671
(laughing)
530
00:17:51,771 --> 00:17:52,972
(Nikki)
Oh, nice!
531
00:17:53,072 --> 00:17:54,774
And you weren't actually
gonna go home
532
00:17:54,874 --> 00:17:56,176
with Tweedledee?
533
00:17:56,276 --> 00:17:57,510
(Bret)
Pft, nah.
534
00:17:57,610 --> 00:17:58,978
(Nikki)
Because that would've been
535
00:17:59,078 --> 00:18:00,213
a really big sacrifice
536
00:18:00,313 --> 00:18:03,250
just to...ask me out.
537
00:18:03,350 --> 00:18:07,420
(Bret)
Well, I am asking.
538
00:18:07,520 --> 00:18:09,722
*
539
00:18:09,822 --> 00:18:11,023
Wow.
540
00:18:11,124 --> 00:18:12,959
A lot of unread messages.
541
00:18:13,059 --> 00:18:14,894
(Bret)
Party invites.
542
00:18:14,994 --> 00:18:16,863
(female #5)
Nikki, come on.
543
00:18:16,963 --> 00:18:18,231
Don't lose my number.
544
00:18:18,331 --> 00:18:19,799
(Bret)
Not a chance.
545
00:18:19,899 --> 00:18:21,868
(laughs)
546
00:18:21,968 --> 00:18:22,735
(Nikki)
Bye.
547
00:18:22,835 --> 00:18:25,305
(Bret)
Bye.
548
00:18:25,405 --> 00:18:27,240
Wow!
549
00:18:27,340 --> 00:18:28,475
I couldn't believe it.
550
00:18:28,575 --> 00:18:30,109
In a single day
I had partied
551
00:18:30,210 --> 00:18:31,311
with New York's elite
552
00:18:31,411 --> 00:18:34,181
and met the girl
of my dreams.
553
00:18:34,281 --> 00:18:37,250
What other powers did my
new best friend possess?
554
00:18:37,350 --> 00:18:38,585
(Vance Avery)
He brought the all-around game,
555
00:18:38,685 --> 00:18:40,387
and The Saint played
the rim well
556
00:18:40,487 --> 00:18:43,523
with eight rebounds
and 24 points last night.
557
00:18:43,623 --> 00:18:46,359
The key thing is you
can't carry the whole load,
558
00:18:46,459 --> 00:18:47,894
but he does promise
to give a million dollars
559
00:18:47,994 --> 00:18:50,830
to the Jump Higher charity
for underprivileged kids.
560
00:18:50,930 --> 00:18:53,099
So, stay tuned
because Philly
561
00:18:53,200 --> 00:18:54,734
is back here on Tuesday
562
00:18:54,834 --> 00:18:56,403
in the house
The Saint built
563
00:18:56,503 --> 00:19:00,072
for game two
of the finals.
564
00:19:00,173 --> 00:19:04,811
Holy shhhit.
565
00:19:06,646 --> 00:19:08,748
Are you 100%?
566
00:19:10,250 --> 00:19:11,951
(Bret)
I got 18 texts so far.
567
00:19:12,051 --> 00:19:15,154
Five of them confirm
without a doubt.
568
00:19:15,255 --> 00:19:17,023
(Paz)
Can you bitches please
569
00:19:17,123 --> 00:19:19,392
bounce that ball
a little softer?
570
00:19:19,492 --> 00:19:22,529
(Bret)
Trust me, guys,
it's The Saint's.
571
00:19:24,030 --> 00:19:25,198
I don't know, guys,
572
00:19:25,298 --> 00:19:27,166
as much as I loved
last night,
573
00:19:27,267 --> 00:19:28,801
I'm thinking I'm gonna
go to the store today
574
00:19:28,901 --> 00:19:30,069
and get a new number.
575
00:19:30,169 --> 00:19:32,038
(Paz)
Are you nuts?
You struck gold!
576
00:19:32,138 --> 00:19:34,140
(G)
Yeah, Paz man speaks the truth.
577
00:19:34,241 --> 00:19:35,575
Score with this Nikki chick,
578
00:19:35,675 --> 00:19:37,109
and take advantage
of the access.
579
00:19:37,210 --> 00:19:39,011
(Bret)
Sure, until I get caught.
580
00:19:39,111 --> 00:19:41,281
(Paz)
Why, you think The Saint's
getting these messages, too?
581
00:19:41,381 --> 00:19:42,982
(Bret)
Nah.
582
00:19:43,082 --> 00:19:44,451
It's gotta be an old number.
583
00:19:44,551 --> 00:19:46,819
Getting texts from girls
wondering why
584
00:19:46,919 --> 00:19:48,255
he's not responding.
585
00:19:48,355 --> 00:19:51,691
(G)
Whoa, you're not responding?
586
00:19:51,791 --> 00:19:53,025
(Bret)
And say what?
587
00:19:53,125 --> 00:19:54,694
Guys, it turns out
that my childhood hero
588
00:19:54,794 --> 00:19:57,196
isn't just secretly
a major player,
589
00:19:57,297 --> 00:19:59,165
he is fucking Caligula.
590
00:19:59,266 --> 00:20:00,500
(Paz)
That's crazy, yo.
591
00:20:00,600 --> 00:20:02,435
With that primo
supermodel ass waiting at home,
592
00:20:02,535 --> 00:20:04,504
I'd be ordering take in
every night.
593
00:20:04,604 --> 00:20:06,239
(G)
Dude, you have to respond
to these texts
594
00:20:06,339 --> 00:20:07,774
and keep it going.
595
00:20:07,874 --> 00:20:09,175
What else has come in?
596
00:20:09,276 --> 00:20:12,945
Well, let's see here.
597
00:20:13,045 --> 00:20:14,347
Besides from
the nasty sexting
598
00:20:14,447 --> 00:20:16,683
and the multiple
titty shots...
599
00:20:16,783 --> 00:20:18,318
He just got a text
from a car dealer
600
00:20:18,418 --> 00:20:21,153
offering to let him
test drive the new Bentley
601
00:20:21,254 --> 00:20:23,490
for a month,
no obligations.
602
00:20:23,590 --> 00:20:26,192
(Paz)
And I'd suppose
The Saint could, I don't know,
603
00:20:26,293 --> 00:20:28,961
send over an assistant
to pick up the car?
604
00:20:29,061 --> 00:20:31,664
No fucking way.
605
00:20:31,764 --> 00:20:33,132
(cheering)
606
00:20:33,232 --> 00:20:35,735
(hip hop music)
607
00:20:35,835 --> 00:20:40,307
*
608
00:20:40,407 --> 00:20:42,575
(screaming)
609
00:20:42,675 --> 00:20:44,043
(G)
A black man
driving a Bentley,
610
00:20:44,143 --> 00:20:45,845
I am going the speed limit.
611
00:20:45,945 --> 00:20:52,285
*
612
00:20:52,385 --> 00:20:54,554
(laughing)
613
00:20:54,654 --> 00:20:55,855
(Paz)
It's a thing of beauty!
614
00:20:55,955 --> 00:20:57,690
(G)
You are not lying.
615
00:20:57,790 --> 00:20:58,791
It's so easy.
616
00:20:58,891 --> 00:21:00,360
They just handed me
the keys and say,
617
00:21:00,460 --> 00:21:01,694
"Say hi to The Saint."
618
00:21:01,794 --> 00:21:03,296
(laughing)
619
00:21:03,396 --> 00:21:06,265
All right, we need
some ground rules.
620
00:21:06,366 --> 00:21:07,667
Gold phone
rule number one:
621
00:21:07,767 --> 00:21:10,136
We only take
what's coming to us.
622
00:21:10,236 --> 00:21:12,339
Gold phone rule number two:
623
00:21:12,439 --> 00:21:14,441
we can imply
that we know him,
624
00:21:14,541 --> 00:21:15,708
but we never use
The Saint's name,
625
00:21:15,808 --> 00:21:17,944
not spoken,
not in text, nothing.
626
00:21:18,044 --> 00:21:19,078
(G)
Mm-hmm.
627
00:21:19,178 --> 00:21:20,480
(Bret)
And number three,
628
00:21:20,580 --> 00:21:21,681
we don't steal anything.
629
00:21:21,781 --> 00:21:23,350
All the offers
have to be gratis,
630
00:21:23,450 --> 00:21:25,785
no strings attached,
just like the car, got it?
631
00:21:25,885 --> 00:21:27,654
(Paz)
Totally.
632
00:21:27,754 --> 00:21:30,256
Okay. Let's see
what this bitch can do.
633
00:21:30,357 --> 00:21:32,592
(female singer #1)
* Couple of misfits
walking through life *
634
00:21:32,692 --> 00:21:35,161
* With our middle fingers up
'cause we don't give a fuck *
635
00:21:35,261 --> 00:21:38,230
* Just a couple of misfits
tryin' to get a quick fix *
636
00:21:38,331 --> 00:21:40,867
* Selling our soul
for a buck *
637
00:21:40,967 --> 00:21:43,336
* A couple of misfits
walking through life *
638
00:21:43,436 --> 00:21:46,005
* With our middle fingers up
'cause we don't give a fuck *
639
00:21:46,105 --> 00:21:49,075
* Just a couple of misfits
tryin' to get a quick fix *
640
00:21:49,175 --> 00:21:52,144
* Sellin' our soul
for a buck *
641
00:21:52,244 --> 00:21:54,113
(Bret)
The phone was magic.
642
00:21:54,213 --> 00:21:55,382
It was opening doors
that my ass
643
00:21:55,482 --> 00:21:57,216
could never open on my own.
644
00:21:57,316 --> 00:21:58,551
Suddenly I had a surge
645
00:21:58,651 --> 00:22:00,387
of newfound confidence.
646
00:22:00,487 --> 00:22:01,521
I was the man.
647
00:22:01,621 --> 00:22:03,390
In fact,
the phone had become
648
00:22:03,490 --> 00:22:07,326
my secret weapon
to eradicate the stink.
649
00:22:07,427 --> 00:22:09,862
(Bret and Paz)
Three, two, one!
650
00:22:09,962 --> 00:22:11,564
(screaming)
651
00:22:11,664 --> 00:22:13,332
(G)
Zip, you can't talk shit.
652
00:22:13,433 --> 00:22:14,801
Until you, until you know
653
00:22:14,901 --> 00:22:16,769
how to play some basketball,
you can't talk!
654
00:22:16,869 --> 00:22:18,771
If Rebus would've played
it would've been great.
655
00:22:18,871 --> 00:22:20,072
(Paz)
"If Rebus would've played,"
656
00:22:20,172 --> 00:22:21,474
if Rebus would've played."
657
00:22:21,574 --> 00:22:22,742
The Founders,
Founders are
658
00:22:22,842 --> 00:22:24,677
about as good
as the gum on my shoe.
659
00:22:24,777 --> 00:22:26,746
(G)
If Rebus was playing
we would've won that game.
660
00:22:26,846 --> 00:22:28,314
(Paz)
Oh yeah, if Rebus was playing
we would've won that...
661
00:22:28,415 --> 00:22:29,849
(G)
He would've won that game!
662
00:22:29,949 --> 00:22:32,852
(Paz)
If Moses would've
split the ocean!
663
00:22:32,952 --> 00:22:34,587
(photographer)
That's great,
big smiles everyone.
664
00:22:34,687 --> 00:22:37,457
(Nikki)
Thank you so much for having us
in your home.
665
00:22:37,557 --> 00:22:39,258
Anything for you
and the kids, Nikki.
666
00:22:39,358 --> 00:22:41,794
(Nikki)
And again, I am so sorry
that your secret got out there.
667
00:22:41,894 --> 00:22:44,431
I've, I've grilled everybody
at the charity,
668
00:22:44,531 --> 00:22:45,865
but I can't seem
to get a culprit.
669
00:22:45,965 --> 00:22:47,934
(Saint)
Sports reporters
can play dirty.
670
00:22:48,034 --> 00:22:49,602
But look on the bright side,
it frees me up
671
00:22:49,702 --> 00:22:50,837
to do more publicity
for you.
672
00:22:50,937 --> 00:22:53,305
(Nikki)
Oh, thanks.
673
00:22:53,406 --> 00:22:54,741
All right, that's it.
674
00:22:54,841 --> 00:22:57,009
So, kids, let's wave
goodbye to The Saint.
675
00:22:57,109 --> 00:22:58,144
(kids)
Bye!
676
00:22:58,244 --> 00:23:01,380
(Nikki)
Bye, guys!
677
00:23:01,481 --> 00:23:03,215
-So precious.
-So cute!
678
00:23:03,315 --> 00:23:04,617
(Saint)
Yes, they are the future.
679
00:23:04,717 --> 00:23:06,052
Hey! How about
we exchange numbers.
680
00:23:06,152 --> 00:23:08,120
I, uh, have this
event later,
681
00:23:08,220 --> 00:23:09,388
if you wanna join.
682
00:23:09,489 --> 00:23:12,291
(Nikki)
Oh, I, I would,
but I have...
683
00:23:12,391 --> 00:23:13,325
(Saint)
A hot date?
684
00:23:13,426 --> 00:23:14,761
(Nikki)
Kind of.
685
00:23:14,861 --> 00:23:16,228
But really,
thank you so much,
686
00:23:16,328 --> 00:23:18,164
you really are amazing.
687
00:23:18,264 --> 00:23:20,199
And, um, I hope
you and Gianna
688
00:23:20,299 --> 00:23:22,469
have fun tonight.
689
00:23:22,569 --> 00:23:24,771
(Saint)
Thanks, bye.
690
00:23:27,974 --> 00:23:30,877
"Hope you and Gianna
have fun tonight, bye."
691
00:23:30,977 --> 00:23:32,278
Looks like Page's
little girl
692
00:23:32,378 --> 00:23:34,046
is playing hard to get.
693
00:23:34,146 --> 00:23:35,648
(Scar)
You can't just go
full force like that.
694
00:23:35,748 --> 00:23:37,116
You've gotta
grease her up first.
695
00:23:37,216 --> 00:23:39,018
(Saint)
I did, why the hell you
think I'm doing
696
00:23:39,118 --> 00:23:40,753
this charity bullshit?
697
00:23:40,853 --> 00:23:42,589
(Scar)
Last I heard Nikki
didn't have a man.
698
00:23:42,689 --> 00:23:43,856
I'll find out what changed.
699
00:23:43,956 --> 00:23:45,391
(Saint)
Well, do it and do it fast.
700
00:23:45,492 --> 00:23:47,494
Five days without a nut
is draining my battery.
701
00:23:47,594 --> 00:23:49,762
I need, I need it.
702
00:23:49,862 --> 00:23:51,330
(Scar)
Shh.
703
00:23:51,430 --> 00:23:52,499
I'm trying.
704
00:23:52,599 --> 00:23:53,833
(Saint)
Make something happen.
705
00:23:53,933 --> 00:23:57,069
'Cause I need
to recharge my mojo.
706
00:23:57,169 --> 00:24:00,006
Soon.
707
00:24:00,106 --> 00:24:01,674
(crow squawks)
708
00:24:04,511 --> 00:24:06,045
(Scar)
How's this?
709
00:24:06,145 --> 00:24:08,114
You'll be at Gianna's
fashion show Friday, right?
710
00:24:08,214 --> 00:24:09,549
(Saint)
Unfortunately, why?
711
00:24:09,649 --> 00:24:11,918
(Scar)
We use it as cover.
712
00:24:12,018 --> 00:24:14,220
When the show starts,
Gianna will be on the runway.
713
00:24:14,320 --> 00:24:16,523
For the next 30 minutes,
you can play out
714
00:24:16,623 --> 00:24:18,591
any fantasy you like.
715
00:24:18,691 --> 00:24:20,627
I'll reserve a private
room in the basement.
716
00:24:20,727 --> 00:24:22,194
I've used it before.
717
00:24:22,294 --> 00:24:23,730
(Saint)
All right, fine.
718
00:24:23,830 --> 00:24:25,765
Get me three girls,
Neapolitan style,
719
00:24:25,865 --> 00:24:27,800
and make sure they know
what they're up for.
720
00:24:27,900 --> 00:24:29,168
(Scar)
Circus is coming to town?
721
00:24:29,268 --> 00:24:31,170
(Saint)
Goddamn right.
722
00:24:31,270 --> 00:24:32,705
(orchestral music)
723
00:24:32,805 --> 00:24:35,141
(Bret)
We'll have your best
caviar with the cabernet
724
00:24:35,241 --> 00:24:36,909
while we decide on entrées.
725
00:24:37,009 --> 00:24:39,311
(phone vibrates)
726
00:24:39,411 --> 00:24:42,582
(male server)
I apologize,
but we do not offer caviar
727
00:24:42,682 --> 00:24:44,851
for complimentary guests.
728
00:24:44,951 --> 00:24:47,119
Complimentary.
729
00:24:47,219 --> 00:24:48,387
I appreciate
the gesture,
730
00:24:48,487 --> 00:24:50,557
but I can cover
our bill just fine.
731
00:24:50,657 --> 00:24:54,493
(male server)
Oh.
732
00:24:54,594 --> 00:24:56,629
Uh, so it must be fun
working with your dad
733
00:24:56,729 --> 00:24:58,064
and the team, huh?
734
00:24:58,164 --> 00:24:59,632
(Nikki)
I really just try
and focus on my charity.
735
00:24:59,732 --> 00:25:00,867
The kids are my team.
736
00:25:00,967 --> 00:25:02,168
There's this girl
named Rachel
737
00:25:02,268 --> 00:25:03,670
and she just loves
basketball.
738
00:25:03,770 --> 00:25:05,304
And when she has
the ball in her hand,
739
00:25:05,404 --> 00:25:07,540
she just...
740
00:25:07,640 --> 00:25:09,408
Your phone sure
goes off a lot.
741
00:25:09,508 --> 00:25:11,410
(Bret)
Sorry, let me just...
742
00:25:11,510 --> 00:25:13,412
(Nikki)
Yeah! Yeah, sure, go ahead.
743
00:25:13,512 --> 00:25:14,781
(phone vibrates)
744
00:25:14,881 --> 00:25:19,218
*
745
00:25:19,318 --> 00:25:21,053
(phone keys clicking)
746
00:25:21,153 --> 00:25:25,958
*
747
00:25:26,058 --> 00:25:26,859
(Bret)
Sorry.
748
00:25:26,959 --> 00:25:28,360
(male server)
We owe him?
749
00:25:28,460 --> 00:25:29,596
Him?!
750
00:25:29,696 --> 00:25:32,364
(restaurant falls silent)
751
00:25:32,464 --> 00:25:33,733
*
752
00:25:33,833 --> 00:25:36,135
(female server)
Caviar will be right out.
753
00:25:36,235 --> 00:25:38,938
*
754
00:25:39,038 --> 00:25:41,207
Honestly...
755
00:25:41,307 --> 00:25:43,109
I hate caviar.
756
00:25:43,209 --> 00:25:44,143
You serious?
757
00:25:44,243 --> 00:25:45,377
Yeah.
758
00:25:45,477 --> 00:25:47,947
I'm more of a burger/dog
kind of girl.
759
00:25:48,047 --> 00:25:49,248
I'm sorry
if I disappointed you.
760
00:25:49,348 --> 00:25:50,382
(Bret)
Are you kidding me?
761
00:25:50,482 --> 00:25:53,119
I, I had no idea
how I was gonna
762
00:25:53,219 --> 00:25:55,888
choke this crap down.
763
00:25:55,988 --> 00:25:57,089
You like dogs?
764
00:25:57,189 --> 00:25:59,058
I got the spot.
765
00:25:59,158 --> 00:26:00,226
Here it is.
766
00:26:00,326 --> 00:26:02,061
(Bret)
Willie! We're out.
767
00:26:02,161 --> 00:26:04,396
*
768
00:26:04,496 --> 00:26:05,865
Put it on my tab.
769
00:26:05,965 --> 00:26:07,399
*
770
00:26:07,499 --> 00:26:09,001
(Nikki)
Thank you.
771
00:26:09,101 --> 00:26:10,236
(Willie)
But...
772
00:26:10,336 --> 00:26:11,838
*
773
00:26:11,938 --> 00:26:13,205
(groans)
774
00:26:14,974 --> 00:26:17,744
(male singer #2)
* Energy
775
00:26:17,844 --> 00:26:20,980
* You bet you didn't
shift my ground *
776
00:26:21,080 --> 00:26:23,249
Mmm!
777
00:26:23,349 --> 00:26:24,717
(Bret chuckles)
778
00:26:24,817 --> 00:26:26,385
This is incredible.
779
00:26:26,485 --> 00:26:27,654
Nikki Page!
780
00:26:27,754 --> 00:26:30,022
New York Knights fans
wanna know...
781
00:26:30,122 --> 00:26:31,658
you love basketball,
782
00:26:31,758 --> 00:26:33,359
you hate fancy restaurants,
783
00:26:33,459 --> 00:26:36,228
youloveChez Sabret.
784
00:26:36,328 --> 00:26:38,164
So, what's your story?
785
00:26:38,264 --> 00:26:39,966
Is this an interview
786
00:26:40,066 --> 00:26:41,367
or a date?
787
00:26:41,467 --> 00:26:43,770
Can you help out
a future sportscaster?
788
00:26:43,870 --> 00:26:45,437
(Nikki)
Oh, right!
789
00:26:45,537 --> 00:26:46,639
Shoot.
790
00:26:46,739 --> 00:26:48,407
So, Miss Page,
791
00:26:48,507 --> 00:26:52,544
America wants to know
how you got to be so awesome.
792
00:26:52,645 --> 00:26:55,381
Oh, no, no,
I wouldn't say awesome.
793
00:26:55,481 --> 00:26:57,884
But I come from
a good family.
794
00:26:57,984 --> 00:27:00,653
My dad's a blue collar guy
who worked his tail off
795
00:27:00,753 --> 00:27:02,655
to get to where he is, so...
796
00:27:02,755 --> 00:27:04,657
he's a huge
inspiration to me.
797
00:27:04,757 --> 00:27:06,893
I try and live up to that.
798
00:27:06,993 --> 00:27:09,128
But when it really
comes down to it,
799
00:27:09,228 --> 00:27:12,464
I'm just a simple girl
from Jersey.
800
00:27:12,564 --> 00:27:14,801
(Bret)
Wait, you're from Jersey?
801
00:27:14,901 --> 00:27:16,402
That's where I live.
802
00:27:16,502 --> 00:27:19,471
(Nikki)
I thought you said
you lived in Tribeca.
803
00:27:19,571 --> 00:27:20,940
Well, yeah, now,
804
00:27:21,040 --> 00:27:22,641
but that's where I grew up.
805
00:27:22,742 --> 00:27:24,243
I didn't know
you were Jersey.
806
00:27:24,343 --> 00:27:26,278
(Nikki)
Yeah! Born and bred.
807
00:27:26,378 --> 00:27:27,279
(Bret)
Oh!
808
00:27:27,379 --> 00:27:29,481
(laughing)
809
00:27:29,581 --> 00:27:33,452
(Nikki)
But, sadly,
I don't really get back much.
810
00:27:33,552 --> 00:27:36,455
Well, how about
a boat ride?
811
00:27:36,555 --> 00:27:37,957
I got a hookup.
812
00:27:38,057 --> 00:27:41,493
Nothing like watching
the city as you drift away.
813
00:27:41,593 --> 00:27:43,429
Works great on dates.
814
00:27:43,529 --> 00:27:47,099
(Nikki)
Well, since this is a date...
815
00:27:47,199 --> 00:27:49,301
I will confirm
the effectiveness.
816
00:27:49,401 --> 00:27:50,502
Well, you better
be careful.
817
00:27:50,602 --> 00:27:52,805
This boat thing
is a pretty smooth move.
818
00:27:52,905 --> 00:27:55,708
I call it
"the reverse Titanic."
819
00:27:55,808 --> 00:27:57,343
Why's that?
820
00:27:57,443 --> 00:27:59,779
(drum music)
821
00:27:59,879 --> 00:28:04,183
(Bret)
I'm the king of the city!
822
00:28:04,283 --> 00:28:05,584
Do you trust me?
823
00:28:05,684 --> 00:28:08,254
*
824
00:28:08,354 --> 00:28:10,689
(male singer #3)
* So the story goes,
so I've heard it said *
825
00:28:10,790 --> 00:28:11,958
* That you left
your land
826
00:28:12,058 --> 00:28:13,860
to trade for a place
so far away *
827
00:28:13,960 --> 00:28:17,463
* So out of date that only
you could understand *
828
00:28:17,563 --> 00:28:19,766
* And at the ceiling
of my feeling
829
00:28:19,866 --> 00:28:22,534
backed up against the wall *
830
00:28:22,634 --> 00:28:23,836
* Sweet thang
831
00:28:23,936 --> 00:28:27,039
you know
I'd fall in line *
832
00:28:27,139 --> 00:28:28,640
(male singer #4)
* You'd better dig
833
00:28:28,741 --> 00:28:32,211
and take a look
inside yourself *
834
00:28:32,311 --> 00:28:36,548
*
835
00:28:36,648 --> 00:28:37,649
* She
836
00:28:37,750 --> 00:28:40,386
(male singer #3)
* She
837
00:28:40,486 --> 00:28:42,354
wants to be free *
838
00:28:42,454 --> 00:28:45,858
*
839
00:28:45,958 --> 00:28:47,026
(male singer #4)
* I
840
00:28:47,126 --> 00:28:51,931
(male singer #3)
* I wanna know
841
00:28:52,031 --> 00:28:55,434
*
842
00:28:55,534 --> 00:28:56,735
(male singer #4)
* She
843
00:28:56,836 --> 00:29:03,009
(male singer #3)
* She wants to be free
844
00:29:03,109 --> 00:29:04,877
* Yeah
845
00:29:04,977 --> 00:29:06,045
(male singer #4)
* I
846
00:29:06,145 --> 00:29:10,016
(male singer #3)
* And I...
847
00:29:10,116 --> 00:29:11,784
(Nikki)
I keep on waiting
for the shoe to drop.
848
00:29:11,884 --> 00:29:15,154
Are you sure you don't
have a wife or some, like,
849
00:29:15,254 --> 00:29:18,124
deep, dark secret?
850
00:29:18,224 --> 00:29:19,658
(Bret)
I had a girlfriend,
851
00:29:19,758 --> 00:29:21,693
but she was certifiable.
852
00:29:21,794 --> 00:29:23,429
And I'm not talking
normal chick crazy,
853
00:29:23,529 --> 00:29:25,264
I'm talking...
854
00:29:27,599 --> 00:29:29,501
Sorry, let me rewind that.
855
00:29:29,601 --> 00:29:31,037
(Nikki)
No, no, I agree.
856
00:29:31,137 --> 00:29:34,606
Most chicks are crazy
like most guys are liars.
857
00:29:34,706 --> 00:29:35,942
Liars?
858
00:29:36,042 --> 00:29:37,276
(Nikki)
It, it's probably just me,
859
00:29:37,376 --> 00:29:38,978
but I seem to have
a chemical attraction
860
00:29:39,078 --> 00:29:41,848
to guys who are
truth challenged.
861
00:29:41,948 --> 00:29:43,315
(Bret)
You don't say?
862
00:29:43,415 --> 00:29:45,051
(Nikki)
Yeah, I mean,
it's not like
863
00:29:45,151 --> 00:29:48,287
I go out looking for them,
but somehow they find me,
864
00:29:48,387 --> 00:29:50,990
or I find them.
865
00:29:51,090 --> 00:29:54,526
Or maybe I'm just
super gullible.
866
00:29:54,626 --> 00:29:55,727
No!
867
00:29:55,828 --> 00:29:57,063
I mean it.
868
00:29:57,163 --> 00:29:59,398
The last guy,
he lied about everything.
869
00:29:59,498 --> 00:30:02,201
His, his job,
his car,
870
00:30:02,301 --> 00:30:04,971
the fact that he still
lived with his mother.
871
00:30:07,239 --> 00:30:09,675
Anyways...
872
00:30:09,775 --> 00:30:11,878
This is me.
873
00:30:15,314 --> 00:30:18,250
Do you, um...
874
00:30:18,350 --> 00:30:19,585
(chuckles)
875
00:30:19,685 --> 00:30:21,553
...wanna come up?
876
00:30:21,653 --> 00:30:24,823
(Bret)
Oh, I'd love to.
877
00:30:24,924 --> 00:30:28,627
But I should go.
878
00:30:28,727 --> 00:30:30,229
(Nikki)
Good answer.
879
00:30:31,998 --> 00:30:34,666
(soft rock music)
880
00:30:34,766 --> 00:30:38,971
(female singer #2)
* Always
881
00:30:39,071 --> 00:30:41,773
* On the run
882
00:30:41,874 --> 00:30:46,378
* Always
883
00:30:46,478 --> 00:30:49,681
* On the run
884
00:30:49,781 --> 00:30:53,619
*
885
00:30:53,719 --> 00:30:57,056
* On the run
886
00:30:57,156 --> 00:31:00,859
*
887
00:31:00,960 --> 00:31:03,329
* On the run
888
00:31:03,429 --> 00:31:06,865
(Bret)
With that one
incredible kiss,
889
00:31:06,966 --> 00:31:09,168
I knew she was the one.
890
00:31:11,303 --> 00:31:14,206
(Gianna moaning)
891
00:31:14,306 --> 00:31:16,909
(sighs)
892
00:31:18,744 --> 00:31:20,712
(Gianna)
Oh dio!
893
00:31:20,812 --> 00:31:22,448
(Saint grunts)
894
00:31:22,548 --> 00:31:23,649
Oh dio!
895
00:31:23,749 --> 00:31:25,651
(grunts)
896
00:31:25,751 --> 00:31:27,753
(Gianna moans)
897
00:31:27,853 --> 00:31:30,256
Oh! Oh dio!
898
00:31:30,356 --> 00:31:32,391
Oh, yeah.
899
00:31:32,491 --> 00:31:36,162
Oh God no!
900
00:31:36,262 --> 00:31:38,097
(grunts)
901
00:31:38,197 --> 00:31:40,799
(high pitched moan)
902
00:31:40,899 --> 00:31:42,201
Vance Avery?
903
00:31:42,301 --> 00:31:44,303
As in the sports
commentator?
904
00:31:44,403 --> 00:31:45,504
Yeah.
905
00:31:45,604 --> 00:31:48,240
I found out he's going
to the Intimate Disguise
906
00:31:48,340 --> 00:31:50,309
Lingerie Fashion Show
on Friday.
907
00:31:50,409 --> 00:31:52,311
I think you should
totally go
908
00:31:52,411 --> 00:31:55,714
and see if you can
strike up a conversation.
909
00:31:55,814 --> 00:31:57,416
(Bret)
Oh yeah, that sounds good.
910
00:31:57,516 --> 00:31:59,651
(Ma)
Your laundry's on the bed.
911
00:31:59,751 --> 00:32:00,852
Who's that?
912
00:32:00,953 --> 00:32:02,188
(Bret)
Um, the maid
913
00:32:02,288 --> 00:32:04,156
comes in
on Thursdays.
914
00:32:04,256 --> 00:32:06,192
(Ma)
Your room's a pigsty,
by the way.
915
00:32:06,292 --> 00:32:08,927
Wow, she doesn't
hold back, does she?
916
00:32:09,028 --> 00:32:11,097
(Bret)
Yeah, very judgmental,
in fact.
917
00:32:11,197 --> 00:32:13,665
(Nikki)
Anyway, so I was thinking
918
00:32:13,765 --> 00:32:16,168
I would score you
some tickets
919
00:32:16,268 --> 00:32:18,104
so you can go
and meet with him.
920
00:32:18,204 --> 00:32:19,505
(Bret)
No, no, no,
don't worry about it.
921
00:32:19,605 --> 00:32:21,207
I got a hookup.
922
00:32:21,307 --> 00:32:22,874
(Ma)
You want
chocolate chip pancakes?
923
00:32:22,975 --> 00:32:24,176
She cooks, too?
924
00:32:24,276 --> 00:32:25,944
(Bret)
Premium service.
925
00:32:26,045 --> 00:32:29,181
I, I, I should probably
tend to the help.
926
00:32:29,281 --> 00:32:31,183
Enjoy the game tonight,
I'll look out for you.
927
00:32:31,283 --> 00:32:32,584
Bye!
928
00:32:32,684 --> 00:32:34,853
Bye.
929
00:32:34,953 --> 00:32:37,689
(exhales)
930
00:32:37,789 --> 00:32:38,790
(Ma)
What?
931
00:32:38,890 --> 00:32:41,593
(rock music)
932
00:32:41,693 --> 00:32:43,729
(announcer #2)
It's true, they just
didn't have an answer
933
00:32:43,829 --> 00:32:45,764
for Philly's newfound
defense.
934
00:32:45,864 --> 00:32:47,233
Tyson St. James
couldn't shake his
935
00:32:47,333 --> 00:32:50,636
startling 7 point,
3 for 13 shooting performance.
936
00:32:50,736 --> 00:32:52,404
(G)
Yes, yes, the ain't!
937
00:32:52,504 --> 00:32:53,939
Tyson ain't James!
938
00:32:54,040 --> 00:32:56,075
(Vance Avery)
Erectile dysfunction.
939
00:32:56,175 --> 00:32:57,876
(announcer #2)
Get some Viagra, boy.
940
00:32:57,976 --> 00:32:59,811
(Paz)
What the hell just happened?
941
00:32:59,911 --> 00:33:02,181
The start of a comeback,
losers.
942
00:33:02,281 --> 00:33:03,149
Yes!
943
00:33:03,249 --> 00:33:05,117
(Bret)
Look, there she is.
944
00:33:05,217 --> 00:33:07,219
(G)
Oh, poor little debutante.
945
00:33:07,319 --> 00:33:09,755
It's not funny, G. She's got
a million bucks riding on this.
946
00:33:09,855 --> 00:33:10,989
(G)
No sympathy.
947
00:33:11,090 --> 00:33:13,092
(Paz)
Did you seal the
deal last night?
948
00:33:13,192 --> 00:33:14,660
(Bret)
No, it didn't feel right.
949
00:33:14,760 --> 00:33:15,694
Oh, gee.
950
00:33:15,794 --> 00:33:16,995
(sniffs)
951
00:33:17,096 --> 00:33:19,065
You smell something stinky?
952
00:33:19,165 --> 00:33:20,866
(G)
Oh yeah,
that's some stank all right.
953
00:33:20,966 --> 00:33:22,268
Yo, guys, I'm serious.
954
00:33:22,368 --> 00:33:24,536
I sold her a total
bill of goods last night.
955
00:33:24,636 --> 00:33:27,573
We gotta find me some bank
from this phone and quick.
956
00:33:27,673 --> 00:33:29,508
She's gonna realize
I'm not all I said I was.
957
00:33:29,608 --> 00:33:31,577
(G)
Or you could just
tell her the truth.
958
00:33:31,677 --> 00:33:33,412
-That's not an option.
-So, does that mean
959
00:33:33,512 --> 00:33:35,481
we're going to the lingerie show
to meet that producer?
960
00:33:35,581 --> 00:33:37,183
I'm texting around
to find a way in.
961
00:33:37,283 --> 00:33:38,784
(Paz)
Uh, yeah!
962
00:33:38,884 --> 00:33:40,819
(G)
Wait, wait, wait,
hold up, hold up, hold up.
963
00:33:40,919 --> 00:33:43,055
What about gold phone
rule number one,
964
00:33:43,155 --> 00:33:44,623
only take what comes to us.
965
00:33:44,723 --> 00:33:45,824
(Paz)
Boo!
966
00:33:45,924 --> 00:33:47,426
I want my lingerie.
967
00:33:47,526 --> 00:33:49,295
You know
that sounds gay, right?
968
00:33:49,395 --> 00:33:52,698
Sometimes rules
gotta get broken.
969
00:33:54,700 --> 00:33:58,704
(Saint)
Scar, I'm dying!
970
00:33:58,804 --> 00:34:00,339
We all are, honey.
971
00:34:00,439 --> 00:34:03,275
I've got the girls
lined up for tomorrow night.
972
00:34:03,375 --> 00:34:03,909
Come on.
973
00:34:04,009 --> 00:34:04,910
(kisses)
974
00:34:05,010 --> 00:34:06,745
Limo's waiting.
975
00:34:11,283 --> 00:34:12,284
(Saint)
Son of a...
976
00:34:12,384 --> 00:34:14,886
(upbeat techno music)
977
00:34:14,986 --> 00:34:18,957
*
978
00:34:19,057 --> 00:34:20,659
(Bret)
Bret R. plus two.
979
00:34:20,759 --> 00:34:23,061
Not here, man, sorry.
Back of the line.
980
00:34:23,162 --> 00:34:25,631
My, my guy likes
to keep it on the DL.
981
00:34:25,731 --> 00:34:27,599
It's a rough game
for him last night, huh?
982
00:34:27,699 --> 00:34:29,501
Oh, you ain't lying,
you ain't lying.
983
00:34:29,601 --> 00:34:31,069
(Bret)
Hey, big man,
it's all cool
984
00:34:31,170 --> 00:34:32,604
if you wanna text
The Saint,
985
00:34:32,704 --> 00:34:34,005
make sure we're legit.
986
00:34:34,106 --> 00:34:35,141
I'll tell you what,
chill here,
987
00:34:35,241 --> 00:34:36,942
let me check things out,
all right?
988
00:34:37,042 --> 00:34:38,577
(Paz)
You never got on
the list, did you?
989
00:34:38,677 --> 00:34:40,812
(G)
And you just broke
gold phone rule number two.
990
00:34:40,912 --> 00:34:42,148
(Bret)
Yeah, yeah.
991
00:34:42,248 --> 00:34:45,984
Just get ready to run
if my plan fails.
992
00:34:46,084 --> 00:34:47,553
I'm betting he still
has The Saint's
993
00:34:47,653 --> 00:34:48,920
old phone number.
994
00:34:49,020 --> 00:34:50,055
(G)
You call that a plan?
995
00:34:50,156 --> 00:34:51,590
(notification ping)
996
00:34:51,690 --> 00:34:55,026
*
997
00:34:55,127 --> 00:34:55,994
(chuckles)
998
00:34:56,094 --> 00:34:56,995
(Paz)
Faux bro.
999
00:34:57,095 --> 00:34:58,096
I gotta remember that.
1000
00:34:58,197 --> 00:35:01,600
(G)
Easy, Jersey Shore.
1001
00:35:01,700 --> 00:35:02,501
"Fo sho"?
1002
00:35:02,601 --> 00:35:04,069
What are we,
boys in the hood?
1003
00:35:04,170 --> 00:35:05,471
I'm pulling the chute,
I'm out.
1004
00:35:05,571 --> 00:35:06,805
(Bret)
Oh no, guys,
come on, come on.
1005
00:35:06,905 --> 00:35:08,106
(bouncer)
Whoa.
1006
00:35:08,207 --> 00:35:10,242
Well, looks like
you're in, fellas.
1007
00:35:10,342 --> 00:35:11,243
Let 'em in,
let 'em in.
1008
00:35:11,343 --> 00:35:13,612
Sorry about that.
1009
00:35:13,712 --> 00:35:14,813
Name's Roti.
1010
00:35:14,913 --> 00:35:16,648
Have a good time, fellas.
1011
00:35:16,748 --> 00:35:18,784
All right, playboy.
1012
00:35:18,884 --> 00:35:20,286
Nah, nah, nah.
1013
00:35:20,386 --> 00:35:23,989
Watching you all night, kid.
1014
00:35:24,089 --> 00:35:25,857
*
1015
00:35:25,957 --> 00:35:27,793
*
1016
00:35:27,893 --> 00:35:29,561
*
1017
00:35:29,661 --> 00:35:31,430
(G)
Yo, this is off the hook!
1018
00:35:31,530 --> 00:35:33,632
(Paz)
And they're serving
appletinis.
1019
00:35:33,732 --> 00:35:37,169
Appletinis, Bret!
1020
00:35:37,269 --> 00:35:39,605
(Bret)
Yo! Easy, killer.
1021
00:35:39,705 --> 00:35:41,673
Pazmanian devil
stays in his cage.
1022
00:35:41,773 --> 00:35:44,142
(Paz)
Name the last time
he came out.
1023
00:35:44,243 --> 00:35:45,511
(Bret and G)
Oz.
1024
00:35:45,611 --> 00:35:46,245
(Paz)
Sure.
1025
00:35:46,345 --> 00:35:47,846
Throw that in my face.
1026
00:35:47,946 --> 00:35:49,715
*
1027
00:35:49,815 --> 00:35:51,683
*
1028
00:35:51,783 --> 00:35:53,652
*
1029
00:35:53,752 --> 00:35:54,853
*
1030
00:35:54,953 --> 00:35:55,854
Thank you, sweetheart.
1031
00:35:55,954 --> 00:35:57,022
Could you do me a favor?
1032
00:35:57,122 --> 00:35:58,123
Could you bring
my wife
1033
00:35:58,224 --> 00:35:59,325
another drink
in the back?
1034
00:35:59,425 --> 00:36:01,092
That girlie one she likes.
1035
00:36:01,193 --> 00:36:02,694
All right,
appreciate that.
1036
00:36:02,794 --> 00:36:04,162
Mm, mm, mm.
1037
00:36:04,263 --> 00:36:06,131
(G)
So, uh, do you model?
1038
00:36:06,232 --> 00:36:07,866
(female #6)
I do online porn.
1039
00:36:07,966 --> 00:36:09,167
(G)
Wow.
1040
00:36:09,268 --> 00:36:12,404
I like porn.
1041
00:36:12,504 --> 00:36:13,939
(Bret)
Keep an eye on the Paz man.
1042
00:36:14,039 --> 00:36:15,374
Gonna network.
1043
00:36:15,474 --> 00:36:19,044
*
1044
00:36:19,144 --> 00:36:22,548
(Scar)
Text Saint "Boiler room C."
1045
00:36:24,716 --> 00:36:26,518
*
1046
00:36:26,618 --> 00:36:28,754
(Bret)
Name any basketball
player any year.
1047
00:36:28,854 --> 00:36:30,389
(Vance Avery)
Come on, man,
what are you doing?
1048
00:36:30,489 --> 00:36:32,458
Do I look like
a game show host?
1049
00:36:32,558 --> 00:36:34,560
Breaking up
ebony and ivory here.
1050
00:36:34,660 --> 00:36:36,595
Oh, okay, okay,
you wanna play?
1051
00:36:36,695 --> 00:36:37,729
All right.
1052
00:36:37,829 --> 00:36:39,130
How about, uh...
1053
00:36:39,231 --> 00:36:40,899
Jefferson Whitmore, boom!
1054
00:36:40,999 --> 00:36:44,336
(Bret)
Six foot four, 180 pounds,
played at Arkansas.
1055
00:36:44,436 --> 00:36:46,872
First rounder in '81,
12th overall.
1056
00:36:46,972 --> 00:36:48,274
Three seasons
with New York,
1057
00:36:48,374 --> 00:36:49,508
then he went to Denver.
1058
00:36:49,608 --> 00:36:51,209
(Vance Avery)
Ho-ho! Well, well, well.
1059
00:36:51,310 --> 00:36:53,812
You wanna close this deal
with some PBG stats?
1060
00:36:53,912 --> 00:36:55,347
(Bret)
27.3.
1061
00:36:55,447 --> 00:36:56,915
(Vance Avery)
Oh, boom!
1062
00:36:57,015 --> 00:36:58,183
What do we have here?
1063
00:36:58,284 --> 00:36:59,785
Vance Avery, man,
and you are?
1064
00:36:59,885 --> 00:37:02,288
(Bret)
Bret Reynolds.
Future sportscaster.
1065
00:37:02,388 --> 00:37:03,922
(Vance Avery)
You and everybody else, kid.
1066
00:37:04,022 --> 00:37:05,891
*
1067
00:37:05,991 --> 00:37:09,961
(Bret)
Hey, by the way,
Nikki Page says hello.
1068
00:37:10,061 --> 00:37:12,364
(Vance Avery)
Oh, yeah,
how do you know Nikki?
1069
00:37:12,464 --> 00:37:13,799
(Bret)
We're hanging.
1070
00:37:13,899 --> 00:37:15,501
(Vance Avery)
Oh, you must talk a good
game, huh?
1071
00:37:15,601 --> 00:37:17,002
Beating out those
high profilers,
1072
00:37:17,102 --> 00:37:18,136
chasing that tail?
1073
00:37:18,236 --> 00:37:19,137
(chuckles)
1074
00:37:19,237 --> 00:37:20,306
You got a real deal reel?
1075
00:37:20,406 --> 00:37:21,673
(Bret)
You'd watch my reel?
1076
00:37:21,773 --> 00:37:24,610
(Vance Avery)
This don't waste time.
1077
00:37:24,710 --> 00:37:26,978
*
1078
00:37:27,078 --> 00:37:28,814
(laughing)
1079
00:37:28,914 --> 00:37:30,081
(sighs)
1080
00:37:30,181 --> 00:37:39,358
*
1081
00:37:39,458 --> 00:37:40,392
(Scar)
He didn't get it.
1082
00:37:40,492 --> 00:37:42,361
Did you text
his new number?
1083
00:37:42,461 --> 00:37:44,095
(Roti)
When did he get
a new number?
1084
00:37:44,195 --> 00:37:45,196
(Scar)
Recently.
1085
00:37:45,297 --> 00:37:49,200
(Roti)
Well, yeah, I guess so.
1086
00:37:49,301 --> 00:37:50,702
(notification ping)
1087
00:37:50,802 --> 00:37:56,241
*
1088
00:37:56,342 --> 00:37:58,510
Business calls, ladies.
1089
00:37:58,610 --> 00:38:00,346
Peace!
1090
00:38:00,446 --> 00:38:03,048
(Bret)
The phone was granting
my every wish.
1091
00:38:03,148 --> 00:38:04,249
Text by text,
1092
00:38:04,350 --> 00:38:06,652
my dreams were starting
to materialize.
1093
00:38:06,752 --> 00:38:12,858
*
1094
00:38:12,958 --> 00:38:14,993
(whipping)
1095
00:38:15,093 --> 00:38:16,127
(horn honks)
1096
00:38:16,227 --> 00:38:17,663
*
1097
00:38:17,763 --> 00:38:18,897
(grunting)
1098
00:38:18,997 --> 00:38:21,066
(whipping)
1099
00:38:21,166 --> 00:38:23,669
(muffled speaking)
1100
00:38:23,769 --> 00:38:26,372
(circus music)
1101
00:38:26,472 --> 00:38:28,106
(screaming)
1102
00:38:28,206 --> 00:38:29,475
(male rapper #1)
* What what
1103
00:38:29,575 --> 00:38:30,709
(male rapper #2)
* What it hit like
1104
00:38:30,809 --> 00:38:32,778
* Tell me what
it hit like *
1105
00:38:32,878 --> 00:38:34,513
* Yeah, I'm talking to you,
shorty, ain't no skin tight *
1106
00:38:34,613 --> 00:38:36,482
* Come to my station,
I just ordered about 10 more
1107
00:38:36,582 --> 00:38:38,183
bottles of the... *
1108
00:38:38,283 --> 00:38:39,618
(Bret)
We're hitting the eject button.
1109
00:38:39,718 --> 00:38:40,886
(Paz)
No way, I got one
in my sights.
1110
00:38:40,986 --> 00:38:42,187
(Bret)
Too bad!
1111
00:38:42,287 --> 00:38:44,356
Guess who I just saw
playing kinky the clown?
1112
00:38:44,456 --> 00:38:45,524
My childhood idol?
1113
00:38:45,624 --> 00:38:47,559
(Paz)
Oh, Scooby-Doo?
1114
00:38:47,659 --> 00:38:50,261
(Bret)
What? No! The Saint.
1115
00:38:50,362 --> 00:38:51,630
Wait, he's here?
Wait, I wanna meet him.
1116
00:38:51,730 --> 00:38:53,164
(Bret)
Next time. Hey, G.
1117
00:38:53,264 --> 00:38:54,633
-Come on, we're out.
-Are you loco?
1118
00:38:54,733 --> 00:38:56,134
I am making time
with a porn star.
1119
00:38:56,234 --> 00:38:58,404
(Bret)
You guys don't understand.
1120
00:38:58,504 --> 00:38:59,638
(Scar)
So soon?
1121
00:38:59,738 --> 00:39:01,407
-That punk walked in on me.
-Shit!
1122
00:39:01,507 --> 00:39:03,742
Oh no.
He's talking to the bouncer.
1123
00:39:03,842 --> 00:39:05,377
(Roti)
You mean that dude
standing next to your boy?
1124
00:39:05,477 --> 00:39:07,479
-My what?
-Your boy, your boy Bret.
1125
00:39:07,579 --> 00:39:09,147
(Saint)
Look, I don't know
that motherfucker.
1126
00:39:09,247 --> 00:39:10,115
Bring it in.
1127
00:39:10,215 --> 00:39:11,417
Roti, you watch the door.
1128
00:39:11,517 --> 00:39:12,918
Me and Scar,
we'll flush him out.
1129
00:39:13,018 --> 00:39:14,152
Fuck him up on three.
1130
00:39:14,252 --> 00:39:15,120
One, two, three.
1131
00:39:15,220 --> 00:39:16,187
(all)
Fuck him up!
1132
00:39:16,287 --> 00:39:17,956
(upbeat quirky pop music)
1133
00:39:18,056 --> 00:39:20,992
(male singer #6)
* Man, you're stressing
on the small things *
1134
00:39:21,092 --> 00:39:23,228
Incoming.
1135
00:39:23,328 --> 00:39:24,530
(G)
Definitely time to go.
1136
00:39:24,630 --> 00:39:25,363
Ahh!
1137
00:39:25,464 --> 00:39:26,932
I'll check out your work.
1138
00:39:27,032 --> 00:39:28,133
(Paz)
Yeah, me too.
1139
00:39:28,233 --> 00:39:35,106
*
1140
00:39:35,206 --> 00:39:36,542
(mumbling apologetics)
1141
00:39:36,642 --> 00:39:37,909
(female singer #3)
* You gotta slow way down
1142
00:39:38,009 --> 00:39:39,277
'cause you're
moving too fast *
1143
00:39:39,377 --> 00:39:41,480
(Saint)
Come here.
1144
00:39:41,580 --> 00:39:43,114
(female singer #3)
* 'Cause when you're
running on a hundred *
1145
00:39:43,214 --> 00:39:44,716
Ah, bellissimo!
1146
00:39:44,816 --> 00:39:46,217
Mwah!
1147
00:39:46,317 --> 00:39:47,318
(applause from crowd)
1148
00:39:47,419 --> 00:39:49,421
(Paz)
Gianna, I love you!
1149
00:39:49,521 --> 00:39:51,923
(Saint)
I'ma kill you!
1150
00:39:52,023 --> 00:39:53,091
(Bret)
Come on!
1151
00:39:53,191 --> 00:39:55,594
(laughing)
1152
00:39:55,694 --> 00:39:59,264
(gasps)
1153
00:39:59,364 --> 00:40:00,632
I can die now.
1154
00:40:00,732 --> 00:40:03,068
I had a dream
about this once.
1155
00:40:03,168 --> 00:40:06,605
I love my phone.
1156
00:40:06,705 --> 00:40:07,272
(smacks)
1157
00:40:07,372 --> 00:40:09,107
(Paz)
Again.
1158
00:40:09,207 --> 00:40:11,309
Marry me?
1159
00:40:11,409 --> 00:40:12,644
(Bret)
Sorry, guys,
we gotta go.
1160
00:40:12,744 --> 00:40:13,579
(G)
Hi, Garrett Brown.
1161
00:40:13,679 --> 00:40:14,680
Hey, Garrett Brown.
1162
00:40:14,780 --> 00:40:18,183
Oh, wow,
Garrett B-B-Brown.
1163
00:40:18,283 --> 00:40:21,052
(male singer #6)
* And you worry about
the wrong things *
1164
00:40:21,152 --> 00:40:22,253
* Gotta stain
on your shirt,
1165
00:40:22,353 --> 00:40:23,655
at least you
had dessert *
1166
00:40:23,755 --> 00:40:26,357
* Man, you stressing
about the small things *
1167
00:40:26,458 --> 00:40:28,827
* When the rain is dropping
on Mary Poppins *
1168
00:40:28,927 --> 00:40:30,696
* Man, you're worrying
about the wrong things *
1169
00:40:30,796 --> 00:40:32,631
(Scar)
Easy, easy,
we've got eyes.
1170
00:40:32,731 --> 00:40:33,932
(Saint)
Bring me back
to those girls.
1171
00:40:34,032 --> 00:40:35,467
(Scar)
Too late, Gianna's wrapped.
1172
00:40:35,567 --> 00:40:37,035
(Saint)
How did they get
in there, Scar?
1173
00:40:37,135 --> 00:40:39,471
(Scar)
Wait, wait,
let me see your phone.
1174
00:40:39,571 --> 00:40:40,672
(male singer #6)
* You had it, you got it
1175
00:40:40,772 --> 00:40:42,240
* Don't think about it *
1176
00:40:42,340 --> 00:40:44,275
(Scar)
He's got your old number.
1177
00:40:44,375 --> 00:40:46,377
(Saint groaning)
1178
00:40:46,478 --> 00:40:48,914
(Saint)
Shit!
1179
00:40:49,014 --> 00:40:51,182
(cameras snapping)
1180
00:40:51,282 --> 00:40:53,384
No, no!
1181
00:40:53,485 --> 00:40:55,687
I just want some pussy!
1182
00:40:55,787 --> 00:40:58,289
No!
1183
00:40:58,389 --> 00:40:59,357
(G)
I don't know, dog,
1184
00:40:59,457 --> 00:41:00,291
it's been a fun ride,
1185
00:41:00,391 --> 00:41:01,426
but it may be time to...
1186
00:41:01,527 --> 00:41:02,427
(Paz)
Hang it up.
1187
00:41:02,528 --> 00:41:03,428
(G)
So to speak.
1188
00:41:03,529 --> 00:41:04,563
You mean, give it back?
1189
00:41:04,663 --> 00:41:05,931
Guys, you can't be serious.
1190
00:41:06,031 --> 00:41:07,733
Things are finally
starting to go my way.
1191
00:41:07,833 --> 00:41:09,868
I just had a potential
career breakthrough,
1192
00:41:09,968 --> 00:41:11,670
things are really
happening with Nikki.
1193
00:41:11,770 --> 00:41:12,971
(Paz)
Well, you're lying
to her, cuz.
1194
00:41:13,071 --> 00:41:14,906
She thinks you're
Mr. Money Bags.
1195
00:41:15,006 --> 00:41:16,908
(Bret)
Wasn't it you two
telling me I need to fake it
1196
00:41:17,008 --> 00:41:18,109
until I make it?
1197
00:41:18,209 --> 00:41:19,444
Well, guess what,
it worked.
1198
00:41:19,545 --> 00:41:20,846
And I'm not lying
if I can actually
1199
00:41:20,946 --> 00:41:23,048
get this job
and become this guy.
1200
00:41:23,148 --> 00:41:24,249
Help us out, Henri.
1201
00:41:24,349 --> 00:41:26,084
Should I keep
using this phone?
1202
00:41:26,184 --> 00:41:29,855
(Henri)
Only the phone knows
when it's time to disconnect.
1203
00:41:29,955 --> 00:41:32,157
(Bret)
Yeah, thanks,
useful as always.
1204
00:41:32,257 --> 00:41:33,792
(Parisian music plays)
1205
00:41:33,892 --> 00:41:35,561
(Henri)
Hey, oui monsieur,
you will get laid
1206
00:41:35,661 --> 00:41:36,762
this weekend.
1207
00:41:36,862 --> 00:41:37,929
(G)
Oh, that's good.
1208
00:41:38,029 --> 00:41:41,800
(Henri)
But you will win
the lotto.
1209
00:41:41,900 --> 00:41:44,670
(Paz)
Wait, n-nah, right?
1210
00:41:44,770 --> 00:41:46,204
Here you go.
Thanks, Henri.
1211
00:41:46,304 --> 00:41:47,973
(Bret)
Not giving up my phone.
1212
00:41:48,073 --> 00:41:49,741
I had become addicted
1213
00:41:49,841 --> 00:41:51,977
to the phone's power
like a junkie
1214
00:41:52,077 --> 00:41:53,779
looking for a fix.
1215
00:41:53,879 --> 00:41:55,513
Oh!
1216
00:41:55,614 --> 00:41:58,183
Just scored
a Tribeca loft.
1217
00:41:58,283 --> 00:42:00,218
I was hooked.
1218
00:42:03,188 --> 00:42:05,924
(television announcer)
Looks like The Saint
is going to hell.
1219
00:42:06,024 --> 00:42:08,159
(Saint)
I just want some pussy!
1220
00:42:08,259 --> 00:42:10,762
(Scar)
Okay, send me everything
you have on him.
1221
00:42:10,862 --> 00:42:12,197
His name is Bret Reynolds.
1222
00:42:12,297 --> 00:42:13,464
(Saint)
Where's this guy live?
1223
00:42:13,565 --> 00:42:14,733
(Scar)
He lived on East 31st Street
1224
00:42:14,833 --> 00:42:16,067
up until he got your number,
1225
00:42:16,167 --> 00:42:17,502
then vanished.
1226
00:42:17,603 --> 00:42:19,638
Sneaky son of a bitch.
1227
00:42:19,738 --> 00:42:20,972
Numbers usually have
a waiting period
1228
00:42:21,072 --> 00:42:22,574
before re-release,
but since we had
1229
00:42:22,674 --> 00:42:24,509
to backdate yours
by six months...
1230
00:42:24,610 --> 00:42:26,044
Goddamnit,
do you realize
1231
00:42:26,144 --> 00:42:28,513
the type of texts
that came into that number
1232
00:42:28,614 --> 00:42:30,515
on a daily basis?
1233
00:42:30,616 --> 00:42:32,183
This guy could
destroy my image.
1234
00:42:32,283 --> 00:42:33,619
My marriage.
1235
00:42:33,719 --> 00:42:35,553
This could cost me
my Under Armour endorsement.
1236
00:42:35,654 --> 00:42:37,288
Which is why
we lay low
1237
00:42:37,388 --> 00:42:38,757
until the finals
are over.
1238
00:42:38,857 --> 00:42:40,191
Agreed?
1239
00:42:40,291 --> 00:42:41,927
You mean no sex.
1240
00:42:42,027 --> 00:42:43,629
(Scar)
For all we know,
this guy poisoned
1241
00:42:43,729 --> 00:42:44,863
any number of contacts.
1242
00:42:44,963 --> 00:42:46,765
We can't trust anyone.
1243
00:42:46,865 --> 00:42:48,767
Let's just lay low
1244
00:42:48,867 --> 00:42:50,769
until my guy
pulls the phone logs,
1245
00:42:50,869 --> 00:42:52,871
and then we'll decide
on a plan of attack.
1246
00:42:52,971 --> 00:42:55,674
(Saint)
But Scar, how am I
supposed to play
1247
00:42:55,774 --> 00:43:00,378
tomorrow night's game
with no sex?
1248
00:43:00,478 --> 00:43:02,013
(Scar)
Don't even think about it.
1249
00:43:02,113 --> 00:43:03,915
(Saint)
Come on, Scar,
I mean, this is business.
1250
00:43:04,015 --> 00:43:05,917
Don't be stingy,
I'm desperate!
1251
00:43:06,017 --> 00:43:10,155
(Scar)
Honey, unless you grew tits
and a vajay-jay overnight,
1252
00:43:10,255 --> 00:43:12,557
it ain't happenin'.
1253
00:43:12,658 --> 00:43:15,193
(sighs)
1254
00:43:18,997 --> 00:43:20,431
(announcer #2)
Saint started off better
tonight,
1255
00:43:20,531 --> 00:43:22,533
but the magic,
she would not last.
1256
00:43:22,634 --> 00:43:24,803
(Vance Avery)
With New York down by 24
in the closing minutes,
1257
00:43:24,903 --> 00:43:27,005
it was Coach B.
who waved the white flag
1258
00:43:27,105 --> 00:43:28,974
and took The Saint
out of the game.
1259
00:43:29,074 --> 00:43:30,976
Just a shocking,
shocking game five.
1260
00:43:31,076 --> 00:43:32,510
(announcer #2)
Put a fork in it,
they're done.
1261
00:43:32,610 --> 00:43:33,945
(Vance Avery)
Lights out on the Knights.
1262
00:43:34,045 --> 00:43:37,548
(Nikki)
Turn it off,
just turn it off.
1263
00:43:37,649 --> 00:43:40,051
(Bret)
Well, if you're gonna
miss a game down in Philly,
1264
00:43:40,151 --> 00:43:42,620
that was the one.
1265
00:43:42,721 --> 00:43:44,089
(Nikki)
Well, it's a lot
more civilized here
1266
00:43:44,189 --> 00:43:47,826
than dealing with
all those crazy fans at night.
1267
00:43:51,196 --> 00:43:52,497
I don't know
what I'm gonna do.
1268
00:43:52,597 --> 00:43:54,199
(Bret)
What do you mean?
1269
00:43:54,299 --> 00:43:56,067
(Nikki)
Well, let's just say if
we don't win the finals,
1270
00:43:56,167 --> 00:43:58,069
my charity's
in some serious trouble.
1271
00:43:58,169 --> 00:43:59,938
(Bret)
I had no idea,
I'm sorry.
1272
00:44:00,038 --> 00:44:02,507
(Nikki)
No, no,
it's not your fault.
1273
00:44:02,607 --> 00:44:03,742
(laughs)
1274
00:44:03,842 --> 00:44:05,143
And, well,
at least that really
1275
00:44:05,243 --> 00:44:07,713
cute couple got engaged
on the Jumbotron.
1276
00:44:07,813 --> 00:44:08,814
(Bret scoffs)
1277
00:44:08,914 --> 00:44:10,816
(Bret)
Are you serious?
1278
00:44:10,916 --> 00:44:12,083
(Nikki)
That's how my dad proposed,
1279
00:44:12,183 --> 00:44:13,785
and they're still
going strong.
1280
00:44:13,885 --> 00:44:15,020
(Bret)
Yeah, the fact that he
owns the team
1281
00:44:15,120 --> 00:44:17,488
probably helps with that
a little bit.
1282
00:44:17,588 --> 00:44:21,192
(Nikki)
You are such a wise guy!
1283
00:44:21,292 --> 00:44:24,195
I happen to think
Jumbotron professions of love
1284
00:44:24,295 --> 00:44:28,333
are the most romantic gestures
in the entire world.
1285
00:44:28,433 --> 00:44:29,701
(phone vibrates)
1286
00:44:29,801 --> 00:44:31,602
Oh, what's that?
1287
00:44:31,703 --> 00:44:35,373
(Bret)
Sorry, it never stops.
1288
00:44:35,473 --> 00:44:36,942
(grunts)
1289
00:44:40,178 --> 00:44:41,312
And what's that?
1290
00:44:41,412 --> 00:44:43,348
(hip hop beat)
1291
00:44:43,448 --> 00:44:48,787
(Bret)
That was the night
I officially lost the stink.
1292
00:44:48,887 --> 00:44:51,056
And someone else
was developing
1293
00:44:51,156 --> 00:44:52,724
a bad case.
1294
00:44:52,824 --> 00:44:55,226
(Latin inspired music)
1295
00:44:55,326 --> 00:44:56,227
(Saint)
Goddamnit, girl,
1296
00:44:56,327 --> 00:44:58,363
would you put
some fucking clothes on
1297
00:44:58,463 --> 00:45:01,232
unless you planning on
giving me some lovin'.
1298
00:45:01,332 --> 00:45:03,401
(Gianna)
My heart still not
trust, amore.
1299
00:45:03,501 --> 00:45:09,407
*
1300
00:45:09,507 --> 00:45:11,109
And you don't
look so hot.
1301
00:45:11,209 --> 00:45:13,879
(Saint)
But you do, sweetheart,
come here.
1302
00:45:13,979 --> 00:45:16,714
(Gianna)
Icky, take a shower.
1303
00:45:16,815 --> 00:45:20,051
And I go tan by pool...
1304
00:45:22,120 --> 00:45:23,621
...nude.
1305
00:45:23,721 --> 00:45:25,957
*
1306
00:45:26,057 --> 00:45:27,492
You hear that, Horatio?
1307
00:45:27,592 --> 00:45:29,460
We ain't invited
to the pool party.
1308
00:45:29,560 --> 00:45:33,231
(phone rings)
1309
00:45:33,331 --> 00:45:34,900
What did you find out?
1310
00:45:35,000 --> 00:45:36,835
(Scar)
My guy hacked
into the phone.
1311
00:45:36,935 --> 00:45:38,904
This kid Reynolds
is either an idiot savant
1312
00:45:39,004 --> 00:45:40,972
or just a colossal idiot.
1313
00:45:41,072 --> 00:45:42,707
He's been hitting
the scene all over town
1314
00:45:42,808 --> 00:45:44,575
by pretending to be you.
1315
00:45:44,675 --> 00:45:46,411
That piece of shit.
1316
00:45:46,511 --> 00:45:47,745
(Scar)
Now, baby, baby.
1317
00:45:47,846 --> 00:45:49,047
I want you
to keep calm,
1318
00:45:49,147 --> 00:45:50,949
but it's my job
to tell you.
1319
00:45:51,049 --> 00:45:53,351
You'll never believe
which team owner's daughter
1320
00:45:53,451 --> 00:45:55,253
he's dating...
1321
00:45:55,353 --> 00:45:56,822
(thunk)
1322
00:46:00,826 --> 00:46:01,726
(Vance Avery)
Hey man, I have to admit,
1323
00:46:01,827 --> 00:46:02,760
it's a killer reel.
1324
00:46:02,861 --> 00:46:03,929
You got skills!
1325
00:46:04,029 --> 00:46:05,263
(Bret)
So give me a job.
1326
00:46:05,363 --> 00:46:06,898
Reynolds, do you have
any idea how many
1327
00:46:06,998 --> 00:46:09,034
sportscaster wannabes
there are out there?
1328
00:46:09,134 --> 00:46:10,468
(Bret)
Yeah, but how many
have the balls
1329
00:46:10,568 --> 00:46:11,803
to come up to you
cold like that?
1330
00:46:11,903 --> 00:46:14,072
Okay, there's no doubt,
you got some nuts.
1331
00:46:14,172 --> 00:46:15,006
Hi, Vance!
1332
00:46:15,106 --> 00:46:17,608
Oh, I know
that sultry sound.
1333
00:46:17,708 --> 00:46:19,510
You tell darling Nikki
I said "hello."
1334
00:46:19,610 --> 00:46:20,778
(deep exhale)
1335
00:46:20,879 --> 00:46:21,779
Okay, listen,
I'm getting ready
1336
00:46:21,880 --> 00:46:23,381
to cash a nice,
big bonus,
1337
00:46:23,481 --> 00:46:25,716
which means I'm gonna take
a little vacay next week.
1338
00:46:25,817 --> 00:46:26,885
When I get back,
I wanna get this
1339
00:46:26,985 --> 00:46:28,319
new show in development,
1340
00:46:28,419 --> 00:46:30,621
which means I'm looking
for younger anchors
1341
00:46:30,721 --> 00:46:31,923
who really know
their stuff,
1342
00:46:32,023 --> 00:46:34,692
but got the looks
to lasso the ladies.
1343
00:46:34,792 --> 00:46:35,827
(Bret)
I'm your guy.
1344
00:46:35,927 --> 00:46:37,062
(Vance Avery)
Easy stallion,
1345
00:46:37,162 --> 00:46:38,296
I gotta kick
the tires first, okay?
1346
00:46:38,396 --> 00:46:40,899
Make sure you and I
are simpatico.
1347
00:46:40,999 --> 00:46:43,301
So, uh, how about
a night out on the town?
1348
00:46:43,401 --> 00:46:45,270
(Bret)
Fine by me.
Let me take you out.
1349
00:46:45,370 --> 00:46:46,304
I'll pick the place.
1350
00:46:46,404 --> 00:46:49,807
Done, and Reynolds,
make it good.
1351
00:46:51,409 --> 00:46:55,080
(Nikki)
So, how'd that go,
my sexy sportscaster man?
1352
00:46:55,180 --> 00:46:56,814
(Bret)
You know, baby,
1353
00:46:56,915 --> 00:46:59,617
for the first time
in my life...
1354
00:46:59,717 --> 00:47:01,652
everything's falling
into place.
1355
00:47:01,752 --> 00:47:02,988
(phone notification ping)
1356
00:47:03,088 --> 00:47:04,755
Anyone with half a brain
would've figured out
1357
00:47:04,856 --> 00:47:06,958
something was fishy,
but not me.
1358
00:47:07,058 --> 00:47:10,695
Oh, perfect timing.
1359
00:47:10,795 --> 00:47:12,097
(female #7)
He took the bait.
1360
00:47:12,197 --> 00:47:14,432
(Bret)
The phone was officially
in control.
1361
00:47:14,532 --> 00:47:15,633
(Vance Avery)
Oh, ho-ho.
1362
00:47:15,733 --> 00:47:16,868
Always a pleasure
doing business
1363
00:47:16,968 --> 00:47:18,036
with you fine folks.
1364
00:47:18,136 --> 00:47:19,704
(Saint)
Double D,
1365
00:47:19,804 --> 00:47:22,573
when you arrive here with that
motherfucker and his friends,
1366
00:47:22,673 --> 00:47:25,176
bring 'em to VIP.
1367
00:47:25,276 --> 00:47:27,578
Bret Reynolds
has no idea
1368
00:47:27,678 --> 00:47:29,881
the kind of pain...
1369
00:47:29,981 --> 00:47:32,483
he's about to feel.
1370
00:47:32,583 --> 00:47:34,920
(Vance Avery)
Ouch, there was no
coming back from this one
1371
00:47:35,020 --> 00:47:36,854
as game six
comes to a close.
1372
00:47:36,955 --> 00:47:38,990
(announcer #2)
Could you imagine
at the start of these finals
1373
00:47:39,090 --> 00:47:40,758
that it would go
to game seven
1374
00:47:40,858 --> 00:47:42,160
and that tonight
The Saint would have
1375
00:47:42,260 --> 00:47:45,330
by far his worst performance
made even worse
1376
00:47:45,430 --> 00:47:47,198
by challenging the coach
on the sidelines?
1377
00:47:47,298 --> 00:47:48,866
What we are watching
here tonight,
1378
00:47:48,967 --> 00:47:52,070
ladies and gentlemen,
are the sins of The Saint.
1379
00:47:52,170 --> 00:47:54,239
(Vance Avery)
Woo, I smell a meltdown.
1380
00:47:54,339 --> 00:47:56,307
(Scar)
We'll take care
of this guy tonight,
1381
00:47:56,407 --> 00:47:59,444
and get you back
on track for game seven.
1382
00:47:59,544 --> 00:48:00,979
(Saint)
Scar...
1383
00:48:01,079 --> 00:48:02,413
I could give
two fucks
1384
00:48:02,513 --> 00:48:05,951
and a slice of cheese
about the finals right now.
1385
00:48:06,051 --> 00:48:10,055
All I care about
is taking down Bret Reynolds.
1386
00:48:10,155 --> 00:48:12,590
(Nikki)
Bret Reynolds?
1387
00:48:12,690 --> 00:48:15,693
(Saint)
Nikki, hey, what are you--
what are you doing here?
1388
00:48:15,793 --> 00:48:17,795
Well, I, I was
worried about you.
1389
00:48:17,895 --> 00:48:21,099
And I have
a charity at stake.
1390
00:48:21,199 --> 00:48:22,633
How do you know Bret?
1391
00:48:22,733 --> 00:48:25,937
(hip hop music)
1392
00:48:26,037 --> 00:48:28,039
(male rapper #3)
* Rain man, rain man
1393
00:48:28,139 --> 00:48:29,574
* Do I play my cards right?
1394
00:48:29,674 --> 00:48:30,775
* Rain man
1395
00:48:30,875 --> 00:48:33,211
* I call you,
you answer *
1396
00:48:33,311 --> 00:48:35,813
(Bret)
Bret R. plus two VIP.
1397
00:48:35,913 --> 00:48:38,449
(Jules)
Bret! It's me, Jules!
1398
00:48:38,549 --> 00:48:41,086
Excuse me, excuse me.
1399
00:48:41,186 --> 00:48:43,088
How the hell are you guys
at Decadence?
1400
00:48:43,188 --> 00:48:44,422
(bouncer #2)
Miss, get back in line.
1401
00:48:44,522 --> 00:48:45,957
(Jules)
Chill, he's my boyfriend.
1402
00:48:46,057 --> 00:48:48,526
-Boyfriend?
-We never had the talk.
1403
00:48:48,626 --> 00:48:50,228
(Bret)
I've never seen her
before in my life.
1404
00:48:50,328 --> 00:48:51,862
(bouncer #2)
Miss, this is VIP only.
1405
00:48:51,963 --> 00:48:53,698
-They're not VIPs.
-They're on my list,
1406
00:48:53,798 --> 00:48:55,166
and you most
definitely are not.
1407
00:48:55,266 --> 00:48:57,668
Now get back in line
or I'm gonna get ugly.
1408
00:48:57,768 --> 00:48:58,970
*
1409
00:48:59,070 --> 00:49:00,405
(Bret)
Boom.
1410
00:49:00,505 --> 00:49:02,707
(Paz)
Oh no!
1411
00:49:02,807 --> 00:49:05,176
(G)
Ugh!
1412
00:49:05,276 --> 00:49:06,711
(male rapper #3)
* Do I play my cards right?
1413
00:49:06,811 --> 00:49:08,146
* Rain man
1414
00:49:08,246 --> 00:49:10,748
(techno club music)
1415
00:49:10,848 --> 00:49:15,620
*
1416
00:49:15,720 --> 00:49:19,290
(male singer #7)
* I seen her dancing
in the middle of the floor *
1417
00:49:19,390 --> 00:49:22,827
* Body moving,
we let the music take control *
1418
00:49:22,927 --> 00:49:24,695
* Oh
1419
00:49:24,795 --> 00:49:26,531
* Oh, oh
1420
00:49:26,631 --> 00:49:28,433
* Oh
1421
00:49:28,533 --> 00:49:30,268
* Oh, oh
1422
00:49:30,368 --> 00:49:31,936
* Oh
1423
00:49:32,037 --> 00:49:33,871
* Oh, oh
1424
00:49:33,971 --> 00:49:35,706
* Oh
1425
00:49:35,806 --> 00:49:37,275
* Oh, oh
1426
00:49:37,375 --> 00:49:39,710
* Hey, no stop,
let's go *
1427
00:49:39,810 --> 00:49:41,379
* Body rock and roll
1428
00:49:41,479 --> 00:49:43,281
* Hands are smooth,
control *
1429
00:49:43,381 --> 00:49:45,383
* Till you can't no more *
1430
00:49:45,483 --> 00:50:06,237
*
1431
00:50:06,337 --> 00:50:07,505
(Double D)
Credit card.
1432
00:50:07,605 --> 00:50:09,040
(Bret)
Put it on The Saint's tab.
1433
00:50:09,140 --> 00:50:10,775
Text him to confirm.
1434
00:50:10,875 --> 00:50:13,511
*
1435
00:50:13,611 --> 00:50:15,012
What?
1436
00:50:15,113 --> 00:50:17,014
Dude, you just broke
gold phone rule number three.
1437
00:50:17,115 --> 00:50:18,316
(Bret)
Yeah, it's like five hundo
a bottle.
1438
00:50:18,416 --> 00:50:19,884
That's like full on
thievery, bro.
1439
00:50:19,984 --> 00:50:21,786
Guys, The Saint
is a total dirtbag
1440
00:50:21,886 --> 00:50:23,521
and a rich one,
he can afford it.
1441
00:50:23,621 --> 00:50:24,522
That's not the point.
1442
00:50:24,622 --> 00:50:25,990
Well, now's not the time
to discuss.
1443
00:50:26,091 --> 00:50:27,158
(Paz)
Uh, actually it is.
1444
00:50:27,258 --> 00:50:28,493
(Vance Avery)
Whoa-ho-ho!
1445
00:50:28,593 --> 00:50:30,628
Nice hookup, Reynolds.
1446
00:50:30,728 --> 00:50:32,597
Oh, I love art.
1447
00:50:32,697 --> 00:50:34,932
Hey, what's up,
what's up, what's up?
1448
00:50:35,032 --> 00:50:36,134
Be right with you guys.
1449
00:50:36,234 --> 00:50:37,068
Gotta finish
this phone call
1450
00:50:37,168 --> 00:50:38,436
with my broker in China.
1451
00:50:38,536 --> 00:50:39,170
Huh?
1452
00:50:39,270 --> 00:50:40,838
No, ni fuckin' hao.
1453
00:50:40,938 --> 00:50:42,107
(Bret)
Guys, Vance is
my ticket in.
1454
00:50:42,207 --> 00:50:43,374
I'm trying to get
a job here.
1455
00:50:43,474 --> 00:50:44,742
So, you get
on board with that
1456
00:50:44,842 --> 00:50:46,144
or you go fuck yourselves.
1457
00:50:46,244 --> 00:50:47,645
-Go fuck ourselves?
-Yeah, that's right.
1458
00:50:47,745 --> 00:50:49,147
(Paz)
Do you really think
I would be here
1459
00:50:49,247 --> 00:50:50,315
if I could do that?
1460
00:50:50,415 --> 00:50:51,549
Wow, The Saint's
not the only one
1461
00:50:51,649 --> 00:50:53,151
who turned out
to be a real douchebag.
1462
00:50:53,251 --> 00:50:54,552
(Bret)
Oh! This coming from the guy
1463
00:50:54,652 --> 00:50:55,986
who turned this phone
into his own
1464
00:50:56,087 --> 00:50:57,422
private brothel,
that means a lot.
1465
00:50:57,522 --> 00:50:58,723
All right,
we're having an intervention.
1466
00:50:58,823 --> 00:50:59,990
Hand over the phone, Mr. Hyde.
1467
00:51:00,091 --> 00:51:01,226
(Bret)
Don't even think about it.
1468
00:51:01,326 --> 00:51:02,393
(G)
Give him the phone before your
1469
00:51:02,493 --> 00:51:03,861
douchebag transformation
is complete.
1470
00:51:03,961 --> 00:51:05,096
(Vance Avery)
Hey, hey, hey, hey!
1471
00:51:05,196 --> 00:51:06,864
Everything copacetic there?
1472
00:51:06,964 --> 00:51:07,898
(Bret)
Yeah, yeah, yeah,
1473
00:51:07,998 --> 00:51:09,334
we're all just, uh,
1474
00:51:09,434 --> 00:51:11,269
insisting
to pick up the check.
1475
00:51:11,369 --> 00:51:13,671
(Vance Avery)
Well, well, well,
look who's arrived!
1476
00:51:13,771 --> 00:51:15,072
Darling, Nikki,
how are you?
1477
00:51:15,173 --> 00:51:16,307
(Nikki)
Good, hi.
1478
00:51:16,407 --> 00:51:17,808
(Vance Avery)
You look wonderful.
1479
00:51:17,908 --> 00:51:18,909
(Bret)
Hey.
1480
00:51:19,009 --> 00:51:19,977
Sorry about the game.
1481
00:51:20,077 --> 00:51:21,479
(Nikki)
Oh, it's amazing
1482
00:51:21,579 --> 00:51:23,948
how quickly things
just fall apart, isn't it?
1483
00:51:24,048 --> 00:51:26,083
(Bret)
Guys, can you excuse us?
1484
00:51:26,184 --> 00:51:28,253
(G and Paz)
Oh yeah, sure,
no problem.
1485
00:51:28,353 --> 00:51:30,821
*
1486
00:51:30,921 --> 00:51:33,958
Nikki, I like you a lot.
1487
00:51:34,058 --> 00:51:36,227
In fact, sometimes
guys do stupid things
1488
00:51:36,327 --> 00:51:37,362
because we like
someone so much.
1489
00:51:37,462 --> 00:51:38,163
(Nikki)
Oh, no, no, no, no.
1490
00:51:38,263 --> 00:51:39,530
No, no, no.
1491
00:51:39,630 --> 00:51:40,965
You don't have
to make excuses
1492
00:51:41,065 --> 00:51:42,733
for all my old boyfriends.
1493
00:51:42,833 --> 00:51:45,803
You are so much better
than all of them combined.
1494
00:51:45,903 --> 00:51:48,939
Oh, another text.
1495
00:51:49,039 --> 00:51:52,377
You are justsopopular.
1496
00:51:52,477 --> 00:51:54,111
Aren't you gonna
answer it?
1497
00:51:54,212 --> 00:51:56,714
-I'll check it later.
-Oh, no, no, no, I insist.
1498
00:51:56,814 --> 00:51:58,283
It can wait,
I need to tell you something.
1499
00:51:58,383 --> 00:51:59,784
(Nikki)
Check it!
1500
00:51:59,884 --> 00:52:04,655
*
1501
00:52:04,755 --> 00:52:06,023
Uh, Bret.
1502
00:52:06,123 --> 00:52:07,325
Not now, G.
1503
00:52:07,425 --> 00:52:08,459
(Paz)
Hey, Bret.
1504
00:52:08,559 --> 00:52:10,728
(Bret)
I said not now...
1505
00:52:10,828 --> 00:52:12,263
(Paz)
I think he knows.
1506
00:52:12,363 --> 00:52:14,632
(Saint)
Bret Reynolds.
1507
00:52:14,732 --> 00:52:15,866
Let's rap.
1508
00:52:15,966 --> 00:52:18,469
(dubstep music)
1509
00:52:18,569 --> 00:52:21,038
*
1510
00:52:21,138 --> 00:52:22,540
You actually thought
1511
00:52:22,640 --> 00:52:24,809
that you could use
my old number
1512
00:52:24,909 --> 00:52:26,010
and pretend to be me
1513
00:52:26,110 --> 00:52:28,546
for your own
personal gain?
1514
00:52:28,646 --> 00:52:31,249
You moron!
1515
00:52:31,349 --> 00:52:34,319
Scar, read him the tally.
1516
00:52:34,419 --> 00:52:35,986
(Scar)
Oz, 2 Gs.
1517
00:52:36,086 --> 00:52:37,988
York House gratis bag,
11 Gs.
1518
00:52:38,088 --> 00:52:41,058
Multiple shopping
excursions, 17 Gs,
1519
00:52:41,158 --> 00:52:42,760
Bentley rental, 40 Gs.
1520
00:52:42,860 --> 00:52:45,263
Tribeca penthouse
for six months, 80 Gs,
1521
00:52:45,363 --> 00:52:48,666
for a total
of $150,000.
1522
00:52:48,766 --> 00:52:51,702
(Saint)
That's some serious bank, nigga.
1523
00:52:51,802 --> 00:52:54,138
Okay, hold on.
1524
00:52:54,239 --> 00:52:57,041
Look, I, I,
I may have bent
1525
00:52:57,141 --> 00:52:58,676
the truth a bit
pretending to know you,
1526
00:52:58,776 --> 00:53:01,279
but all of this stuff
was offered for free.
1527
00:53:01,379 --> 00:53:02,313
(Saint)
For me!
1528
00:53:02,413 --> 00:53:03,381
Not for some loser
1529
00:53:03,481 --> 00:53:05,716
and his two fuckin' stooges.
1530
00:53:05,816 --> 00:53:06,817
(Vance Avery honks)
1531
00:53:06,917 --> 00:53:08,353
Game's over, Reynolds.
1532
00:53:08,453 --> 00:53:12,189
If I were you, I'd get good
at flipping burgers.
1533
00:53:12,290 --> 00:53:14,124
Oh, Vance, come on,
I can explain.
1534
00:53:14,225 --> 00:53:15,760
(scoffs)
1535
00:53:15,860 --> 00:53:17,228
Who are you?
1536
00:53:17,328 --> 00:53:18,863
Nikki, I...
1537
00:53:18,963 --> 00:53:20,431
(shuffling)
1538
00:53:20,531 --> 00:53:22,032
(Saint)
Wait, Nikki...
1539
00:53:22,132 --> 00:53:23,634
I wanna give you
the million dollar check
1540
00:53:23,734 --> 00:53:24,835
win or lose.
1541
00:53:24,935 --> 00:53:28,172
How about we, uh,
meet before the game in private?
1542
00:53:28,273 --> 00:53:32,176
Yeah, uh,
my dad's office, seven o'clock.
1543
00:53:32,277 --> 00:53:33,811
Perfect.
1544
00:53:33,911 --> 00:53:34,912
See you there.
1545
00:53:35,012 --> 00:53:36,046
(Nikki)
You know what?
1546
00:53:36,146 --> 00:53:37,482
You really are a saint.
1547
00:53:37,582 --> 00:53:39,750
(Bret)
Oh, you have gotta
be kidding me!
1548
00:53:39,850 --> 00:53:41,586
This guy is a total dog!
1549
00:53:41,686 --> 00:53:42,687
I can prove it?
1550
00:53:42,787 --> 00:53:44,121
You wanna see some
of the text messages
1551
00:53:44,221 --> 00:53:45,256
that come into his phone?
1552
00:53:45,356 --> 00:53:46,991
Don't you meanyourphone?
1553
00:53:47,091 --> 00:53:48,926
You are the only
girl in my life.
1554
00:53:49,026 --> 00:53:51,028
I promise you know
everything now.
1555
00:53:51,128 --> 00:53:52,463
(Jules)
Bret, Bret!
1556
00:53:52,563 --> 00:53:53,798
I saw you come in here.
1557
00:53:53,898 --> 00:53:55,099
(Nikki)
Who are you?
1558
00:53:55,199 --> 00:53:56,133
(Jules)
I'm Jules, his girlfriend.
1559
00:53:56,233 --> 00:53:57,835
Who are you?
1560
00:53:57,935 --> 00:53:59,770
(Nikki)
I amsoout of here!
1561
00:53:59,870 --> 00:54:01,572
She isn't,
she is not my girlfriend!
1562
00:54:01,672 --> 00:54:04,575
(Nikki)
You are such a loser!
1563
00:54:04,675 --> 00:54:06,210
*
1564
00:54:06,311 --> 00:54:08,846
So you guys aren't VIP,
are you?
1565
00:54:08,946 --> 00:54:11,015
Thought so.
1566
00:54:11,115 --> 00:54:12,617
Totally a fan.
1567
00:54:12,717 --> 00:54:15,686
*
1568
00:54:15,786 --> 00:54:16,954
(whack)
1569
00:54:17,054 --> 00:54:21,426
*
1570
00:54:21,526 --> 00:54:23,160
(Bret)
And that's when
my buddies and I
1571
00:54:23,260 --> 00:54:26,397
got that serious
ass whoopin'.
1572
00:54:26,497 --> 00:54:29,934
You know how I got
my name, Bret?
1573
00:54:30,034 --> 00:54:32,169
I have divine powers.
1574
00:54:32,269 --> 00:54:34,038
I'm a walking miracle.
1575
00:54:34,138 --> 00:54:36,441
I wasmeantto be worshipped.
1576
00:54:36,541 --> 00:54:39,310
And you try and take
that away from me.
1577
00:54:39,410 --> 00:54:43,013
You will live
and die a mere mortal.
1578
00:54:43,113 --> 00:54:45,115
You arenothing!
1579
00:54:45,215 --> 00:54:48,586
Get rid of that number tomorrow.
1580
00:54:48,686 --> 00:54:50,321
Or next time
you won't be able to tell
1581
00:54:50,421 --> 00:54:52,156
which of your friends
are which.
1582
00:54:52,256 --> 00:54:55,225
(Paz)
That's messed up,
'cause I'm white and he's black.
1583
00:54:55,326 --> 00:54:58,028
(Scar)
Yeah, boy wonder,
we got it.
1584
00:54:58,128 --> 00:55:01,499
(Saint)
Oh, just so you know...
1585
00:55:01,599 --> 00:55:04,101
I'm gonna win
game seven tomorrow.
1586
00:55:04,201 --> 00:55:08,105
Right after I bang out your
little girlfriend, Miss Page.
1587
00:55:08,205 --> 00:55:09,540
(intense music)
1588
00:55:09,640 --> 00:55:11,008
On her daddy's desk.
1589
00:55:11,108 --> 00:55:13,411
(wham)
1590
00:55:13,511 --> 00:55:14,745
I haven't been
this beat up
1591
00:55:14,845 --> 00:55:16,414
since my Aunt Fifi's
bridal shower.
1592
00:55:16,514 --> 00:55:17,682
(Bret)
Guys, I'm gonna
make this right.
1593
00:55:17,782 --> 00:55:19,216
(G)
The ride's over, Bret.
1594
00:55:19,316 --> 00:55:20,551
(Paz)
Yeah, you're on your own, pal.
1595
00:55:20,651 --> 00:55:23,688
(Bret)
Oh, fellas!
1596
00:55:23,788 --> 00:55:25,022
Come on!
1597
00:55:25,122 --> 00:55:27,625
(soft rock music)
1598
00:55:27,725 --> 00:55:30,260
*
1599
00:55:30,361 --> 00:55:31,328
(male singer #8)
* If we're going under,
1600
00:55:31,429 --> 00:55:32,563
got my scuba gear *
1601
00:55:32,663 --> 00:55:33,998
* And I got one for you
1602
00:55:34,098 --> 00:55:35,366
in case we take a dip *
1603
00:55:35,466 --> 00:55:36,834
* I ain't really
good at swimming,
1604
00:55:36,934 --> 00:55:38,002
but I heard you were *
1605
00:55:38,102 --> 00:55:41,038
* So you can help me out
as we sail about *
1606
00:55:41,138 --> 00:55:42,272
* And with every kiss
we share,
1607
00:55:42,373 --> 00:55:43,541
I give you my breath *
1608
00:55:43,641 --> 00:55:45,009
* So, no matter how deep
1609
00:55:45,109 --> 00:55:46,310
you gon' have some left *
1610
00:55:46,411 --> 00:55:47,545
* Peace out
1611
00:55:47,645 --> 00:55:49,146
* See ya later, world
1612
00:55:49,246 --> 00:55:50,781
* Free falling just me
and my... *
1613
00:55:50,881 --> 00:55:52,717
(Ma)
Well, you screwed up
good this time.
1614
00:55:52,817 --> 00:55:54,485
I don't know
what to do, Ma.
1615
00:55:54,585 --> 00:55:56,421
(Ma)
Honey, I love you,
1616
00:55:56,521 --> 00:55:58,322
but it's time
that you became a man.
1617
00:55:58,423 --> 00:55:59,624
Figure it out.
1618
00:55:59,724 --> 00:56:02,226
And don't come home
until you do.
1619
00:56:02,326 --> 00:56:03,428
Ma!
1620
00:56:03,528 --> 00:56:05,496
(female singer #4)
* All we have
1621
00:56:05,596 --> 00:56:07,498
is far from love *
1622
00:56:07,598 --> 00:56:10,868
* Oh, you just gotta
take my hand *
1623
00:56:10,968 --> 00:56:12,202
* 'Cause if we're
going down,
1624
00:56:12,302 --> 00:56:14,271
we're going down together *
1625
00:56:14,371 --> 00:56:18,008
* Na-na-na, na, na
1626
00:56:18,108 --> 00:56:19,109
* Na-na-na, na, na
1627
00:56:19,710 --> 00:56:21,812
* Na-na-na, na, na
1628
00:56:21,912 --> 00:56:23,147
* 'Cause if we're
going down
1629
00:56:23,247 --> 00:56:25,049
we're going down together *
1630
00:56:25,149 --> 00:56:26,817
(echoes)
1631
00:56:26,917 --> 00:56:28,586
(dog sniffing)
1632
00:56:28,686 --> 00:56:30,488
*
1633
00:56:30,588 --> 00:56:33,057
(male singer #8)
* Head first we gon'
splash that Olympic score *
1634
00:56:33,157 --> 00:56:34,425
(dog peeing)
1635
00:56:34,525 --> 00:56:36,093
What the...
1636
00:56:36,193 --> 00:56:37,828
(shriek)
1637
00:56:37,928 --> 00:56:40,397
God, you stink!
1638
00:56:40,498 --> 00:56:42,232
Stay away from me!
1639
00:56:42,332 --> 00:56:44,068
Come on, Stallone.
1640
00:56:44,168 --> 00:56:46,604
(Bret)
The Lord giveth,
and the Lord taketh,
1641
00:56:46,704 --> 00:56:49,073
and apparently
he Indian giveth, too,
1642
00:56:49,173 --> 00:56:51,208
'cause the stink was back
1643
00:56:51,308 --> 00:56:54,411
and in a bad way.
1644
00:56:54,512 --> 00:56:56,481
Ah, bonjour, monsieur.
1645
00:56:56,581 --> 00:56:57,948
Shitty day, huh?
1646
00:56:58,048 --> 00:56:59,917
(Bret)
It's this damn phone, Henri.
1647
00:57:00,017 --> 00:57:01,118
It's ruined everything.
1648
00:57:01,218 --> 00:57:03,087
My shit is stuck,
1649
00:57:03,187 --> 00:57:04,522
and I don't know
how to fix it.
1650
00:57:04,622 --> 00:57:07,692
How about a dog
to ameliorate the soul?
1651
00:57:11,496 --> 00:57:13,063
(Bret)
Oh!
1652
00:57:13,163 --> 00:57:14,264
So, tell me, Henri,
1653
00:57:14,364 --> 00:57:16,033
what do I do
with this phone now?
1654
00:57:16,133 --> 00:57:18,769
(Henri)
Ah, for this I have
a simple solution.
1655
00:57:18,869 --> 00:57:20,771
Following your instincts
will not do,
1656
00:57:20,871 --> 00:57:23,908
but shadows
always understand.
1657
00:57:24,008 --> 00:57:26,544
(Bret)
What? Shadows may,
but I don't.
1658
00:57:26,644 --> 00:57:28,145
What are you talking about?
1659
00:57:28,245 --> 00:57:31,081
(Henri)
Uh, listen to the whispers
of the grass.
1660
00:57:31,181 --> 00:57:33,551
It shall lead the way.
1661
00:57:33,651 --> 00:57:35,019
The whispers of the grass?
1662
00:57:35,119 --> 00:57:36,020
Come on, man!
1663
00:57:36,120 --> 00:57:37,321
Are you kidding me?
1664
00:57:37,421 --> 00:57:40,891
I am lost here,
I need some help.
1665
00:57:40,991 --> 00:57:42,793
(Henri)
What do you fuckin'
want from me, kid?
1666
00:57:42,893 --> 00:57:44,829
(Bret)
Whoa, Henri, your accent!
1667
00:57:44,929 --> 00:57:47,197
(Henri)
Look, kid,
it's actually Henry, okay?
1668
00:57:47,297 --> 00:57:49,667
Henry Sasnowitz
from the Bronx.
1669
00:57:49,767 --> 00:57:50,635
(Bret)
The Bronx?
1670
00:57:50,735 --> 00:57:52,436
(Henri)
Yeah, the Bronx!
1671
00:57:52,537 --> 00:57:53,804
Let me give you
the straight poop.
1672
00:57:53,904 --> 00:57:56,040
Everybody lies
to get an edge up.
1673
00:57:56,140 --> 00:57:58,609
This whole French bit
was my wife's idea.
1674
00:57:58,709 --> 00:58:00,144
When I first staked out
this park,
1675
00:58:00,244 --> 00:58:03,714
some ten-odd years ago,
there was five other carts.
1676
00:58:03,814 --> 00:58:05,783
We was all fightin'
for our lives.
1677
00:58:05,883 --> 00:58:07,084
So, I had to come up
with something
1678
00:58:07,184 --> 00:58:08,385
to differentiate.
1679
00:58:08,485 --> 00:58:10,054
Seemed like a good enough idea.
1680
00:58:10,154 --> 00:58:13,824
And it began to work,
so I ran with it.
1681
00:58:13,924 --> 00:58:14,859
(Bret)
Wow.
1682
00:58:14,959 --> 00:58:17,027
I feel like I just
saw Santa Claus
1683
00:58:17,127 --> 00:58:18,896
banging the tooth fairy.
1684
00:58:18,996 --> 00:58:20,798
(Henri)
Sorry to disappoint you.
1685
00:58:20,898 --> 00:58:25,202
But hey,
I still make a mean dog, no?
1686
00:58:25,302 --> 00:58:26,537
And at the end
of the day,
1687
00:58:26,637 --> 00:58:28,472
that's what really counts.
1688
00:58:28,573 --> 00:58:30,174
Yeah...
1689
00:58:30,274 --> 00:58:31,208
Yeah.
1690
00:58:31,308 --> 00:58:33,510
So, um, by the way,
1691
00:58:33,611 --> 00:58:34,912
I'm a little short
on scratch today.
1692
00:58:35,012 --> 00:58:36,647
Is it all right
if I just pay...
1693
00:58:36,747 --> 00:58:38,382
(Henri)
What do I look like?
Meals on Wheels?
1694
00:58:38,482 --> 00:58:40,150
Get the fuck outta here.
1695
00:58:43,220 --> 00:58:44,421
Hey!
1696
00:58:44,521 --> 00:58:46,757
And kid, some advice
from the Bronx!
1697
00:58:46,857 --> 00:58:49,860
When your shit's stuck,
call a plumber!
1698
00:58:54,031 --> 00:58:55,332
Henry!
1699
00:58:55,432 --> 00:58:59,003
You are a fucking
Yoda genius!
1700
00:58:59,103 --> 00:59:00,971
I love your dogs!
1701
00:59:01,071 --> 00:59:03,240
I love your dogs.
1702
00:59:03,340 --> 00:59:05,876
Shit.
1703
00:59:05,976 --> 00:59:08,245
See you tomorrow, monsieur.
1704
00:59:08,345 --> 00:59:10,247
(punk rock music)
1705
00:59:10,347 --> 00:59:12,783
*
1706
00:59:12,883 --> 00:59:14,318
(Paz)
I see you're calling
from the old digits.
1707
00:59:14,418 --> 00:59:15,620
That mean you're alive?
1708
00:59:15,720 --> 00:59:16,654
(Bret)
Barely, hold on,
1709
00:59:16,754 --> 00:59:18,656
I'm gonna conference in G.
1710
00:59:18,756 --> 00:59:19,890
(phone rings)
1711
00:59:19,990 --> 00:59:22,660
Bretty boy,
you still breathing?
1712
00:59:22,760 --> 00:59:24,194
(Bret)
I got Pazzy on
the line, too.
1713
00:59:24,294 --> 00:59:25,262
(Paz)
Whattup, G?
1714
00:59:25,362 --> 00:59:26,964
-Paz man!
-Look fellas,
1715
00:59:27,064 --> 00:59:28,833
I totally understand
if you're done with me,
1716
00:59:28,933 --> 00:59:31,335
but I need your help
right now more than ever.
1717
00:59:31,435 --> 00:59:33,003
If you choose
to tell me to fuck off,
1718
00:59:33,103 --> 00:59:35,906
I get it, but I am down
on my knees, boys.
1719
00:59:36,006 --> 00:59:38,008
(Paz)
You know that sounds
gay, right?
1720
00:59:38,108 --> 00:59:41,045
(G)
I think we all can agree
that nobody here is blameless.
1721
00:59:41,145 --> 00:59:42,546
(Paz)
Yeah, 'cause you may have
been the monster,
1722
00:59:42,647 --> 00:59:44,481
but G and I
Frankensteined that shit.
1723
00:59:44,581 --> 00:59:46,150
(Bret)
Oh, you guys rock!
1724
00:59:46,250 --> 00:59:47,785
(G)
So, I suppose you want us
to help stop The Saint
1725
00:59:47,885 --> 00:59:49,119
from banging Nikki tonight?
1726
00:59:49,219 --> 00:59:50,587
(Bret)
That's kind of
a top priority.
1727
00:59:50,688 --> 00:59:52,122
(Paz)
Well, we're here to help.
1728
00:59:52,222 --> 00:59:54,124
(Bret)
Good. Paz, I need you
to go to my mom's place.
1729
00:59:54,224 --> 00:59:56,193
-Get me a change of clothes.
-You got it, bro.
1730
00:59:56,293 --> 00:59:58,663
(Bret)
Oh, and my old flip phone,
I have an idea.
1731
00:59:58,763 --> 01:00:00,665
But first, we need
to stall The Saint.
1732
01:00:00,765 --> 01:00:02,432
(G)
And how do you propose
we do that?
1733
01:00:02,532 --> 01:00:03,868
(Bret)
Call a plumber.
1734
01:00:03,968 --> 01:00:06,370
The mob may kill you,
but the BCM
1735
01:00:06,470 --> 01:00:08,505
can make your life
miserable!
1736
01:00:08,605 --> 01:00:09,940
(Paz laughs)
1737
01:00:10,040 --> 01:00:12,009
Wipe front to back,
I'll catch you later.
1738
01:00:12,109 --> 01:00:13,543
(phone rings)
1739
01:00:13,644 --> 01:00:15,379
Yo, Joey V.,
it's Paz, bro.
1740
01:00:15,479 --> 01:00:16,580
Paz!
1741
01:00:16,681 --> 01:00:17,915
I hate to hit
you up like this,
1742
01:00:18,015 --> 01:00:20,685
but Bretty and me,
we're in a bind.
1743
01:00:20,785 --> 01:00:22,086
Listen, let me make
a couple of phone calls,
1744
01:00:22,186 --> 01:00:24,822
I'll take care of this
no problemo.
1745
01:00:24,922 --> 01:00:26,724
Yeah, yeah,
I know those guys.
1746
01:00:26,824 --> 01:00:29,760
Yeah, Paz man introduced
me to the appletini.
1747
01:00:29,860 --> 01:00:32,329
That guy cracks me up.
1748
01:00:32,429 --> 01:00:35,199
Yeah, yeah, I got a key
to the back gate, no prob.
1749
01:00:35,299 --> 01:00:37,101
I'll spread the word,
I'll meet you there.
1750
01:00:37,201 --> 01:00:40,437
Yeah, yeah,
I know where he lives.
1751
01:00:40,537 --> 01:00:42,306
Sure, I know his driver.
1752
01:00:42,406 --> 01:00:43,607
Yeah, I'm happy
to help.
1753
01:00:43,708 --> 01:00:44,909
What do you need?
1754
01:00:45,009 --> 01:00:46,543
Tell Paz you can
count me in.
1755
01:00:46,643 --> 01:00:49,814
Yeah, I can get him
into the game.
1756
01:00:49,914 --> 01:00:53,083
Hey, man, tell him
to go the north entrance.
1757
01:00:53,183 --> 01:00:54,384
Yeah.
1758
01:00:54,484 --> 01:00:55,886
I'll hook him up
with the AV guy.
1759
01:00:55,986 --> 01:00:57,287
(Bret)
North entrance?
1760
01:00:57,387 --> 01:00:58,689
Joey, that's awesome.
1761
01:00:58,789 --> 01:01:00,090
Yeah, me and Paz
owe you a night
1762
01:01:00,190 --> 01:01:01,191
of Papa Mucci's.
1763
01:01:01,291 --> 01:01:02,492
You the man.
1764
01:01:02,592 --> 01:01:03,828
All right.
1765
01:01:03,928 --> 01:01:06,130
Gentlemen,
one more call...
1766
01:01:06,230 --> 01:01:07,397
and it's game time.
1767
01:01:07,497 --> 01:01:08,733
(G)
Yeah!
1768
01:01:08,833 --> 01:01:11,301
("In the Hall
of the Mountain King" by Grieg)
1769
01:01:11,401 --> 01:01:13,337
*
1770
01:01:13,437 --> 01:01:17,708
(Saint)
* I got a date
with the boss' daughter,
1771
01:01:17,808 --> 01:01:19,343
'cause I'm The Saint, baby *
1772
01:01:19,443 --> 01:01:23,413
*
1773
01:01:23,513 --> 01:01:27,151
Nikki gonna get all this man!
1774
01:01:27,251 --> 01:01:29,619
Ahh!
1775
01:01:29,720 --> 01:01:31,621
Let the shit storm begin.
1776
01:01:31,722 --> 01:01:33,123
(laughs)
1777
01:01:33,223 --> 01:01:36,426
(metal screeching)
1778
01:01:36,526 --> 01:01:38,228
(Saint)
* I know you like it
when I'm dirty, baby *
1779
01:01:38,328 --> 01:01:39,396
* I get dirty, baby
1780
01:01:39,496 --> 01:01:40,765
Ooh!
1781
01:01:40,865 --> 01:01:41,966
Huh, what the...
1782
01:01:42,066 --> 01:01:43,433
Hey!
1783
01:01:43,533 --> 01:01:49,406
*
1784
01:01:49,506 --> 01:01:51,375
(groaning)
1785
01:01:51,475 --> 01:01:54,678
(heavy breathing)
1786
01:01:54,779 --> 01:01:57,547
And now for the coup de grĂ¢ce.
1787
01:01:57,647 --> 01:02:00,150
(chuckles)
1788
01:02:00,250 --> 01:02:02,552
(pipes groaning)
1789
01:02:02,652 --> 01:02:04,454
*
1790
01:02:04,554 --> 01:02:07,758
(bubbling)
1791
01:02:07,858 --> 01:02:10,494
(Saint screams)
1792
01:02:10,594 --> 01:02:12,496
(electrical short)
1793
01:02:12,596 --> 01:02:21,371
*
1794
01:02:21,471 --> 01:02:22,773
(clicking)
1795
01:02:22,873 --> 01:02:25,042
(grunting)
1796
01:02:25,142 --> 01:02:26,576
(construction worker)
Whoa, what are you doing?
1797
01:02:26,676 --> 01:02:27,812
Back it up.
1798
01:02:27,912 --> 01:02:29,780
No one's going
through here.
1799
01:02:29,880 --> 01:02:31,115
I said back it up.
1800
01:02:31,215 --> 01:02:33,851
Come on, Jeevesy,
back your ass up.
1801
01:02:33,951 --> 01:02:35,119
(Paz)
Ronnie fixed your old phone
1802
01:02:35,219 --> 01:02:36,686
and texted you
the files no problem.
1803
01:02:36,787 --> 01:02:39,089
Everything else is set up.
1804
01:02:39,189 --> 01:02:40,524
(Saint)
Come on, come on,
time is wasting.
1805
01:02:40,624 --> 01:02:41,658
Let's do it.
1806
01:02:41,758 --> 01:02:43,127
What took you so long?
1807
01:02:43,227 --> 01:02:44,528
(Bret)
We stalled The Saint
long enough
1808
01:02:44,628 --> 01:02:45,729
to implement
a strategy
1809
01:02:45,830 --> 01:02:47,397
where we could lure
Nikki away.
1810
01:02:47,497 --> 01:02:48,899
Places everyone.
1811
01:02:48,999 --> 01:03:03,413
*
1812
01:03:03,513 --> 01:03:05,983
Classic bait and switch.
1813
01:03:06,083 --> 01:03:07,684
(security guard)
So, how do you know
The Saint?
1814
01:03:07,784 --> 01:03:09,286
(Nikki)
I don't.
1815
01:03:09,386 --> 01:03:12,689
My loser ex got into
trouble with him,
1816
01:03:12,789 --> 01:03:14,391
so he was forced
to call me
1817
01:03:14,491 --> 01:03:18,028
and arrange for
The Saint and I to meet up.
1818
01:03:18,128 --> 01:03:19,563
(security guard)
Sounds about right.
1819
01:03:19,663 --> 01:03:22,532
I was instructed to tell you
to keep the lights out,
1820
01:03:22,632 --> 01:03:24,501
and to wait
beneath his desk.
1821
01:03:24,601 --> 01:03:26,103
No chit chat,
1822
01:03:26,203 --> 01:03:29,239
just get down to business.
1823
01:03:29,339 --> 01:03:33,610
Oh, and, uh, he might use
another girl's name.
1824
01:03:33,710 --> 01:03:34,778
Just so you know.
1825
01:03:34,879 --> 01:03:36,246
Whatever he wants.
1826
01:03:37,982 --> 01:03:41,751
(Bret)
Yeah, Saint raced up
to Phil Page's office
1827
01:03:41,852 --> 01:03:43,353
and changed
into one of his
1828
01:03:43,453 --> 01:03:46,523
little kinky getups.
1829
01:03:46,623 --> 01:03:49,126
(instrumental music)
1830
01:03:49,226 --> 01:03:51,661
*
1831
01:03:51,761 --> 01:03:54,264
(mechanical whining)
1832
01:03:54,364 --> 01:04:02,106
*
1833
01:04:02,206 --> 01:04:03,941
Conference room screen now!
1834
01:04:04,041 --> 01:04:06,276
(quirky music)
1835
01:04:06,376 --> 01:04:07,377
(Saint)
Nikki?
1836
01:04:07,477 --> 01:04:08,512
(Jules)
Mm-hmm.
1837
01:04:08,612 --> 01:04:09,746
(Saint)
Oh, ho!
1838
01:04:09,846 --> 01:04:12,016
You bad girl.
1839
01:04:12,116 --> 01:04:13,417
You knew just what
it was gonna take
1840
01:04:13,517 --> 01:04:17,521
to get this million dollars,
didn't you?
1841
01:04:17,621 --> 01:04:18,889
Gotta hurry up, though.
1842
01:04:18,989 --> 01:04:20,090
Big daddy got
a game here.
1843
01:04:20,190 --> 01:04:21,625
Put that on
right there.
1844
01:04:21,725 --> 01:04:24,328
Mm-hmm, uh-huh.
1845
01:04:24,428 --> 01:04:26,363
Oh, yeah!
1846
01:04:26,463 --> 01:04:27,431
Oh, yes.
1847
01:04:27,531 --> 01:04:28,598
Yes.
1848
01:04:28,698 --> 01:04:30,867
Yes!
1849
01:04:30,968 --> 01:04:33,503
This is a million dollar
blow job, Nikki.
1850
01:04:33,603 --> 01:04:36,440
And worth every penny.
1851
01:04:36,540 --> 01:04:38,342
(Saint screaming)
1852
01:04:38,442 --> 01:04:40,410
(Saint clattering)
1853
01:04:41,478 --> 01:04:43,513
(Bret)
Saint.
1854
01:04:43,613 --> 01:04:44,748
(camera clicks)
1855
01:04:44,848 --> 01:04:49,119
Now, that's a money shot.
1856
01:04:49,219 --> 01:04:50,955
(Saint)
Who the hell are you?
1857
01:04:51,055 --> 01:04:53,423
(Jules mumbling)
1858
01:04:53,523 --> 01:04:55,492
(Jules)
I'm Jules.
1859
01:04:55,592 --> 01:04:56,660
(Saint)
Reynolds!
1860
01:04:56,760 --> 01:04:58,562
I'm gonna kill you!
1861
01:04:58,662 --> 01:05:00,664
Elevator decoy now!
1862
01:05:00,764 --> 01:05:02,832
(whining)
1863
01:05:02,933 --> 01:05:06,870
What the fuck
is happening today?
1864
01:05:06,971 --> 01:05:08,705
Get this fuckin'
shit outta here.
1865
01:05:08,805 --> 01:05:10,407
(rattles gate)
1866
01:05:10,507 --> 01:05:14,678
(male singer #9)
* As this time
watches over me *
1867
01:05:14,778 --> 01:05:16,813
* Slide on,
on a rainy day *
1868
01:05:16,913 --> 01:05:18,148
(Nikki)
Oh, ho, oh!
1869
01:05:18,248 --> 01:05:20,317
You can keep
your money, you creep!
1870
01:05:20,417 --> 01:05:21,751
(Saint)
Fuck!
1871
01:05:21,851 --> 01:05:22,886
No, no, no, no, no!
1872
01:05:22,987 --> 01:05:25,222
Oh, shit!
1873
01:05:25,322 --> 01:05:29,126
(cries)
1874
01:05:29,226 --> 01:05:30,727
(sighs)
1875
01:05:30,827 --> 01:05:32,262
(soft techno music)
1876
01:05:32,362 --> 01:05:33,297
Scar.
1877
01:05:33,397 --> 01:05:35,899
*
1878
01:05:36,000 --> 01:05:38,335
What happened?
1879
01:05:38,435 --> 01:05:39,703
Trapped where?
1880
01:05:39,803 --> 01:05:41,972
(dramatic intro music)
1881
01:05:42,072 --> 01:05:43,940
(Paz)
Twenty-five, twenty-six.
1882
01:05:44,041 --> 01:05:44,841
(Bret)
Got it!
1883
01:05:44,941 --> 01:05:47,344
(Paz)
Hey!
1884
01:05:47,444 --> 01:05:49,379
(Ronnie)
Here you go, just text
the number I gave you.
1885
01:05:49,479 --> 01:05:50,380
It should work.
1886
01:05:50,480 --> 01:05:52,582
You guys pull this off,
I'm buying.
1887
01:05:52,682 --> 01:05:53,717
(Bret)
Thanks, Ronnie.
1888
01:05:53,817 --> 01:05:55,019
Where'd you get
the microphone?
1889
01:05:55,119 --> 01:05:58,322
(Vance angrily screaming)
1890
01:05:58,422 --> 01:06:01,591
*
1891
01:06:01,691 --> 01:06:03,127
(mumbles)
Hello?
1892
01:06:03,227 --> 01:06:06,796
*
1893
01:06:06,896 --> 01:06:08,999
Amore.
1894
01:06:09,099 --> 01:06:11,801
Why aren't you
dressed for the game?
1895
01:06:11,901 --> 01:06:13,037
(Jules)
Hey, baby!
1896
01:06:13,137 --> 01:06:14,138
(Gianna)
And who's this floozy?
1897
01:06:14,238 --> 01:06:15,405
(Jules)
Hi, I'm Jules.
1898
01:06:15,505 --> 01:06:16,873
Do you happen to have
a breath mint
1899
01:06:16,973 --> 01:06:19,743
by any chance?
1900
01:06:19,843 --> 01:06:22,246
(shouting in foreign language)
1901
01:06:22,346 --> 01:06:24,581
(Saint)
Gianna, we'll talk
about this later, okay?
1902
01:06:24,681 --> 01:06:25,649
I got a game to go to.
1903
01:06:25,749 --> 01:06:27,151
(Jules)
Wait, can you sign this?
1904
01:06:27,251 --> 01:06:28,852
(security guard)
Sorry, ladies,
only players
1905
01:06:28,952 --> 01:06:31,221
beyond this point
at game time.
1906
01:06:31,321 --> 01:06:35,592
*
1907
01:06:35,692 --> 01:06:39,596
(Gianna)
That player is my husband
for five more minutes.
1908
01:06:39,696 --> 01:06:43,200
*
1909
01:06:43,300 --> 01:06:44,834
(Phil Page)
Hello, sweetheart.
1910
01:06:44,934 --> 01:06:46,070
(Nikki)
Hi.
1911
01:06:46,170 --> 01:06:49,839
(crowd chants "Saint")
1912
01:06:49,939 --> 01:06:52,442
(Phil Page)
What's the matter?
1913
01:06:52,542 --> 01:06:53,477
(Nikki)
Oh!
1914
01:06:53,577 --> 01:06:57,614
Just some...boy troubles,
Daddy.
1915
01:06:57,714 --> 01:06:59,116
(Phil Page)
Hey.
1916
01:06:59,216 --> 01:07:01,151
You wanna punch it out?
1917
01:07:01,251 --> 01:07:02,252
-No.
-Come on,
1918
01:07:02,352 --> 01:07:05,389
it always used to work.
1919
01:07:05,489 --> 01:07:08,325
Afraid you can't
take me anymore? Come on!
1920
01:07:08,425 --> 01:07:09,993
All right, all right,
all right.
1921
01:07:10,094 --> 01:07:12,596
(sentimental music)
1922
01:07:12,696 --> 01:07:16,200
*
1923
01:07:16,300 --> 01:07:17,501
(Phil Page)
Ooh.
1924
01:07:17,601 --> 01:07:20,937
It's that bad, huh?
1925
01:07:21,037 --> 01:07:23,440
You wanna talk about it?
1926
01:07:23,540 --> 01:07:26,576
Why is it that every guy
is a lying jerk?
1927
01:07:26,676 --> 01:07:28,778
*
1928
01:07:28,878 --> 01:07:31,748
(Phil Page)
Let me have it, come on.
1929
01:07:31,848 --> 01:07:32,882
I love you, sweetie.
1930
01:07:32,982 --> 01:07:35,685
(Nikki)
I love you, Dad.
1931
01:07:35,785 --> 01:07:37,854
It all comes down
to this.
1932
01:07:37,954 --> 01:07:40,457
(dramatic music)
1933
01:07:40,557 --> 01:07:42,959
*
1934
01:07:43,059 --> 01:07:44,894
Ladies and gentlemen,
1935
01:07:44,994 --> 01:07:46,263
I'm Bret Reynolds
1936
01:07:46,363 --> 01:07:48,932
and welcome to game seven
1937
01:07:49,032 --> 01:07:50,434
between the New York Knights...
1938
01:07:50,534 --> 01:07:51,435
Oh my God.
1939
01:07:51,535 --> 01:07:52,769
(Bret)
The Philadelphia Founders.
1940
01:07:52,869 --> 01:07:53,870
(Saint)
No, no, no, no, no.
1941
01:07:53,970 --> 01:07:55,572
(G)
Oh, whoa, whoa, whoa.
1942
01:07:55,672 --> 01:07:57,674
(Saint)
Get your hands off me.
I'm gonna kill him.
1943
01:07:57,774 --> 01:08:00,009
(Bret)
I'd like to take a moment
to tell the crowd here tonight
1944
01:08:00,110 --> 01:08:02,846
and all of the viewers
1945
01:08:02,946 --> 01:08:06,116
watching at home...
1946
01:08:06,216 --> 01:08:08,852
I'm a liar.
1947
01:08:08,952 --> 01:08:11,421
And I just majorly
screwed up
1948
01:08:11,521 --> 01:08:13,590
with the girl of my dreams.
1949
01:08:13,690 --> 01:08:15,024
(Phil Page)
Tyrell.
1950
01:08:15,125 --> 01:08:16,493
Get that guy
off my court.
1951
01:08:16,593 --> 01:08:18,228
(Nikki)
Daddy, please, please,
just stop.
1952
01:08:18,328 --> 01:08:20,364
Just let him talk.
1953
01:08:20,464 --> 01:08:22,432
(Phil Page)
Is that the guy?
1954
01:08:22,532 --> 01:08:25,435
(Bret)
Nikki Page, it's true.
1955
01:08:25,535 --> 01:08:28,505
I only met you
because I inadvertently
1956
01:08:28,605 --> 01:08:31,107
got The Saint's
old phone number.
1957
01:08:31,208 --> 01:08:32,342
(Saint)
I'm gonna kill him!
1958
01:08:32,442 --> 01:08:33,109
(scream)
1959
01:08:33,210 --> 01:08:34,878
Get off me!
1960
01:08:34,978 --> 01:08:36,980
(Joey V.)
You wanna know why
nothing worked today, Saint?
1961
01:08:37,080 --> 01:08:38,182
Well, now you know.
1962
01:08:38,282 --> 01:08:39,316
Unless you want a problem
1963
01:08:39,416 --> 01:08:41,218
with every electrician,
plumber,
1964
01:08:41,318 --> 01:08:43,287
and limo driver
in the Tri-State area,
1965
01:08:43,387 --> 01:08:45,054
you're not going nowhere.
1966
01:08:45,155 --> 01:08:47,924
(Bret)
It all started
when my ex, Jules,
1967
01:08:48,024 --> 01:08:50,160
dumped me
and started texting me
1968
01:08:50,260 --> 01:08:54,097
pictures like...this.
1969
01:08:54,198 --> 01:08:56,433
(crowd gasps)
1970
01:08:56,533 --> 01:08:58,768
Oh my God!
1971
01:08:58,868 --> 01:09:01,104
(Bret)
And this one.
1972
01:09:01,205 --> 01:09:03,607
(audience cheering)
1973
01:09:03,707 --> 01:09:04,508
(laughs)
1974
01:09:04,608 --> 01:09:06,576
(Jules)
Thank you, thank you.
1975
01:09:06,676 --> 01:09:08,812
Yeah, that's me,
that's me, that's me.
1976
01:09:08,912 --> 01:09:13,950
(Bret)
Yes, yes, she is
an awful human being.
1977
01:09:14,050 --> 01:09:15,485
So, I changed my number,
1978
01:09:15,585 --> 01:09:18,588
and then I realized
I had The Saint's old digits
1979
01:09:18,688 --> 01:09:22,759
and when the offers
started coming in...
1980
01:09:22,859 --> 01:09:25,329
well, I couldn't say no.
1981
01:09:25,429 --> 01:09:28,097
So, yes, it's true,
I lied about being rich.
1982
01:09:28,198 --> 01:09:31,735
I'm actually
flat broke.
1983
01:09:31,835 --> 01:09:32,736
(crowd booing)
1984
01:09:32,836 --> 01:09:34,070
I know, I know.
1985
01:09:34,170 --> 01:09:35,939
I don't blame you.
1986
01:09:36,039 --> 01:09:38,308
As a result...
1987
01:09:38,408 --> 01:09:40,910
I betrayed the trust
of a woman
1988
01:09:41,010 --> 01:09:44,514
who I care deeply about.
1989
01:09:44,614 --> 01:09:46,416
(Gianna)
You'll hear frommylawyer.
1990
01:09:46,516 --> 01:09:48,952
(Saint)
Gianna! Gianna!
1991
01:09:49,052 --> 01:09:50,454
Mi amore!
1992
01:09:50,554 --> 01:09:53,523
(Bret)
Okay, everybody,
everybody calm down!
1993
01:09:53,623 --> 01:09:55,191
Everybody, okay,
everybody wait--
1994
01:09:55,292 --> 01:09:57,026
Whoa, whoa, wait.
I have another picture
1995
01:09:57,126 --> 01:09:58,428
that I can show.
1996
01:09:58,528 --> 01:10:00,330
All I had to do
was hit send
1997
01:10:00,430 --> 01:10:01,665
and the picture
of Saint and Jules
1998
01:10:01,765 --> 01:10:04,000
would be splashed
all over the world.
1999
01:10:04,100 --> 01:10:05,402
And as I looked
at the fear
2000
01:10:05,502 --> 01:10:07,537
in The Saint's eyes
I couldn't help
2001
01:10:07,637 --> 01:10:11,841
but feel that this phone
somehow connected us.
2002
01:10:11,941 --> 01:10:14,210
We both understood
its power,
2003
01:10:14,311 --> 01:10:17,981
and with great power
comes a lot of free shit.
2004
01:10:18,081 --> 01:10:19,215
(thump)
2005
01:10:19,316 --> 01:10:20,784
(G)
Oh!
2006
01:10:20,884 --> 01:10:23,753
(crowd boos)
2007
01:10:23,853 --> 01:10:25,389
(Phil Page)
I'm sorry, sweetheart.
2008
01:10:25,489 --> 01:10:29,426
(Bret)
All right,
all right, all right.
2009
01:10:29,526 --> 01:10:31,094
Nikki!
2010
01:10:31,194 --> 01:10:32,929
Nikki!
2011
01:10:33,029 --> 01:10:36,566
(Saint)
New York City!
2012
01:10:36,666 --> 01:10:38,535
That is enough!
2013
01:10:38,635 --> 01:10:42,572
This man is putting
everything on the line here.
2014
01:10:42,672 --> 01:10:46,109
The least we can do
is hear him out.
2015
01:10:46,209 --> 01:10:47,477
Officers.
2016
01:10:47,577 --> 01:10:50,514
(officer)
Anything for you, Saint.
2017
01:10:50,614 --> 01:10:53,650
(Bret)
Thanks, Saint.
2018
01:10:53,750 --> 01:10:56,886
What I'm trying to say
is I'm sorry
2019
01:10:56,986 --> 01:11:01,024
to everyone that I've knowingly
or unknowingly hurt.
2020
01:11:01,124 --> 01:11:04,227
I will earn back
your trust.
2021
01:11:04,328 --> 01:11:05,729
I'm gonna make up
for my mistakes
2022
01:11:05,829 --> 01:11:09,533
and I will pay
everybody back in full.
2023
01:11:09,633 --> 01:11:13,503
Even if it means I have to live
with my mom until I'm 40.
2024
01:11:13,603 --> 01:11:16,239
I, I live with my mom.
2025
01:11:16,340 --> 01:11:18,442
And Nikki...
2026
01:11:18,542 --> 01:11:20,043
I just want you to know
2027
01:11:20,143 --> 01:11:24,981
I am falling
in love with you.
2028
01:11:25,081 --> 01:11:26,916
(Saint)
That was deep. Truce.
2029
01:11:27,016 --> 01:11:28,818
(Bret)
I'm kinda tied up
at the moment.
2030
01:11:28,918 --> 01:11:30,320
(Saint)
Yeah, don't worry about it.
2031
01:11:30,420 --> 01:11:31,855
Look, somebody's here for you.
2032
01:11:31,955 --> 01:11:34,791
(uplifting music)
2033
01:11:34,891 --> 01:11:38,027
(crowd erupts in cheers)
2034
01:11:38,127 --> 01:11:39,496
(G)
Yeah!
2035
01:11:39,596 --> 01:11:41,097
(Paz)
I'm crying again.
2036
01:11:41,197 --> 01:11:43,266
(Saint)
What's up, New York City!
2037
01:11:43,367 --> 01:11:45,068
Yeah!
2038
01:11:45,168 --> 01:11:46,370
What's up?
2039
01:11:46,470 --> 01:11:48,104
What's up!
2040
01:11:48,204 --> 01:11:49,339
Yeah!
2041
01:11:49,439 --> 01:11:50,807
(Phil Page)
Finally...
2042
01:11:50,907 --> 01:11:54,544
a guy with balls.
2043
01:11:54,644 --> 01:11:56,646
(Ma)
Hah, yes, yes!
2044
01:11:56,746 --> 01:11:58,715
You're finally
a man, Bret!
2045
01:11:58,815 --> 01:12:00,884
And that girl
has a sweet rack.
2046
01:12:00,984 --> 01:12:03,653
You did good.
2047
01:12:03,753 --> 01:12:05,154
We should talk.
2048
01:12:05,254 --> 01:12:12,896
*
2049
01:12:12,996 --> 01:12:15,031
(Saint)
You could've destroyed me
out there.
2050
01:12:15,131 --> 01:12:16,533
Why didn't you?
2051
01:12:16,633 --> 01:12:18,502
(Bret)
You were my hero
growing up.
2052
01:12:18,602 --> 01:12:20,837
(Saint)
Oh, too bad I'm not
that guy, right?
2053
01:12:20,937 --> 01:12:22,271
(Bret)
Not yet.
2054
01:12:22,372 --> 01:12:25,008
But I wanna become
the person
2055
01:12:25,108 --> 01:12:27,310
that I was pretending to be.
2056
01:12:27,411 --> 01:12:28,812
Maybe you should
try that, too.
2057
01:12:28,912 --> 01:12:30,680
(Saint)
You wanna be
a sportscaster, right?
2058
01:12:30,780 --> 01:12:33,249
(Bret)
Yeah, like that'll
ever happen now.
2059
01:12:33,349 --> 01:12:34,384
(Saint)
I'll tell you what,
2060
01:12:34,484 --> 01:12:36,019
after I win
this here game,
2061
01:12:36,119 --> 01:12:38,187
I'll do my first
sit down interview with you.
2062
01:12:38,287 --> 01:12:39,423
Deal?
2063
01:12:39,523 --> 01:12:41,758
(Bret)
Uh, yeah! Deal!
2064
01:12:41,858 --> 01:12:43,427
Oh!
2065
01:12:43,527 --> 01:12:44,694
(Saint)
All right, all right,
all right, all right!
2066
01:12:44,794 --> 01:12:45,862
Game time.
2067
01:12:45,962 --> 01:12:47,363
(Bret)
Yeah, hey,
good luck tonight.
2068
01:12:47,464 --> 01:12:49,098
(Saint)
Luck? Not necessary.
2069
01:12:49,198 --> 01:12:50,734
Thanks to you,
2070
01:12:50,834 --> 01:12:53,169
just the pick-me-up
I needed right there.
2071
01:12:53,269 --> 01:12:54,638
Yeah, you know.
2072
01:12:54,738 --> 01:12:57,006
You know.
2073
01:12:57,106 --> 01:12:59,409
(male rapper #4)
* I need a hero
to save this game *
2074
01:12:59,509 --> 01:13:00,777
* From all these actors
and lames *
2075
01:13:00,877 --> 01:13:02,579
* No I ain't
namin' names *
2076
01:13:02,679 --> 01:13:04,748
(Bret)
And that pretty much
brings us full circle.
2077
01:13:04,848 --> 01:13:07,350
The video of me
at game seven went viral.
2078
01:13:07,451 --> 01:13:10,386
The Saint granted his
first tell-all interview.
2079
01:13:10,487 --> 01:13:12,622
And here I am now
as your co-anchor.
2080
01:13:12,722 --> 01:13:13,590
(announcer #2)
Fascinating.
2081
01:13:13,690 --> 01:13:14,924
Bret Reynolds, folks.
2082
01:13:15,024 --> 01:13:18,495
One man's journey
from stink to fink
2083
01:13:18,595 --> 01:13:20,096
then the pink.
2084
01:13:20,196 --> 01:13:21,264
Speaking of...
2085
01:13:21,364 --> 01:13:22,599
bet that ex-girlfriend
of yours
2086
01:13:22,699 --> 01:13:24,400
is kicking herself
right about now, huh?
2087
01:13:24,501 --> 01:13:25,535
(Bret)
Well, as a matter of fact,
2088
01:13:25,635 --> 01:13:26,836
she keeps calling me.
2089
01:13:26,936 --> 01:13:28,672
Might have to get
myself a new number.
2090
01:13:28,772 --> 01:13:30,807
(announcer #2)
Oh, zowey!
2091
01:13:30,907 --> 01:13:33,009
You heard it
here first, folks.
2092
01:13:33,109 --> 01:13:35,344
And Jules, I'm not
doing anything Friday night.
2093
01:13:35,445 --> 01:13:37,380
No, no, no, come on.
2094
01:13:37,481 --> 01:13:38,482
Just kidding.
2095
01:13:38,582 --> 01:13:41,284
I'm also available Saturday.
2096
01:13:41,384 --> 01:13:43,553
And until tomorrow,
I'm Gus Jacobson.
2097
01:13:43,653 --> 01:13:44,954
(Bret)
I'm Bret Reynolds.
2098
01:13:45,054 --> 01:13:47,824
We'll see you
tomorrow on Sports Huddle.
2099
01:13:47,924 --> 01:13:51,194
(Gus)
You know, you smell
better than Vance, too.
2100
01:13:51,294 --> 01:13:56,600
(male singer #10)
* Heroes make the sun rise
in the morning *
2101
01:13:56,700 --> 01:14:01,437
* Heroes make the moon
shine bright at night *
2102
01:14:01,538 --> 01:14:02,539
(Bret)
Clean slate.
2103
01:14:02,639 --> 01:14:04,407
Buh-bye, Jules, forever!
2104
01:14:04,508 --> 01:14:05,875
(Nikki)
Yes, convenient, she wants you
2105
01:14:05,975 --> 01:14:07,611
back now that
you're famous.
2106
01:14:07,711 --> 01:14:09,012
(G)
Well, I doubt
that's gonna happen.
2107
01:14:09,112 --> 01:14:11,247
Wow, I think it's official,
Bretty boy,
2108
01:14:11,347 --> 01:14:14,684
you have lost the stink.
2109
01:14:14,784 --> 01:14:16,152
(grunts)
2110
01:14:16,252 --> 01:14:17,821
(Paz)
Ugh, get a room.
2111
01:14:17,921 --> 01:14:19,956
Let's go!
2112
01:14:20,056 --> 01:14:22,659
(car turns over)
2113
01:14:22,759 --> 01:14:24,360
So, what are
the new digits, bro?
2114
01:14:24,460 --> 01:14:25,929
(G)
Yeah, what's the lucky number?
2115
01:14:26,029 --> 01:14:27,096
(notification ping)
2116
01:14:27,196 --> 01:14:28,431
(Bret)
Huh, that's odd,
2117
01:14:28,532 --> 01:14:30,534
I haven't given this out
to anyone yet.
2118
01:14:30,634 --> 01:14:33,136
(upbeat hip hop music)
2119
01:14:33,236 --> 01:14:37,040
*
2120
01:14:37,140 --> 01:14:40,109
(male singer #11)
* New York City man
2121
01:14:40,209 --> 01:14:42,145
(soft rock music)
2122
01:14:42,245 --> 01:14:45,114
* New York City man
2123
01:14:45,214 --> 01:14:47,651
*
2124
01:14:47,751 --> 01:14:52,556
* Year 2002
I was caught stumbling around *
2125
01:14:52,656 --> 01:14:54,824
* There she was
standing, man *
2126
01:14:54,924 --> 01:14:57,126
* I finally
found my home *
2127
01:14:57,226 --> 01:14:58,895
* New York City man
2128
01:14:58,995 --> 01:15:00,296
*
2129
01:15:00,396 --> 01:15:02,431
(Vance screams)
2130
01:15:02,532 --> 01:15:03,399
(boards snapping)
2131
01:15:03,499 --> 01:15:04,300
(director)
Action!
2132
01:15:04,400 --> 01:15:05,468
(Paz)
Here we go!
2133
01:15:05,569 --> 01:15:07,103
(grunt)
2134
01:15:07,203 --> 01:15:08,938
(laughs)
2135
01:15:09,038 --> 01:15:11,440
Just a shocking,
shocking game five.
2136
01:15:11,541 --> 01:15:13,543
-True dat.
-All hats and no cattle.
2137
01:15:13,643 --> 01:15:15,344
Don't pee on my leg
and tell me it's raining.
2138
01:15:15,444 --> 01:15:16,646
Bricks all over the place.
2139
01:15:16,746 --> 01:15:18,181
Ooh, one just came
through the window.
2140
01:15:18,281 --> 01:15:19,182
Duck.
2141
01:15:19,282 --> 01:15:20,817
(laughs)
2142
01:15:20,917 --> 01:15:22,018
(director)
Call the mark.
2143
01:15:22,118 --> 01:15:23,219
For dumping that...
2144
01:15:23,319 --> 01:15:24,621
(Bret)
You having trouble there?
2145
01:15:24,721 --> 01:15:27,924
(G)
You all right?
Need help?
2146
01:15:28,024 --> 01:15:29,559
I'll make it--
come on, you good?
2147
01:15:29,659 --> 01:15:31,995
(Paz)
Ah, the fuck?
2148
01:15:32,095 --> 01:15:33,730
Take a shower.
2149
01:15:33,830 --> 01:15:36,499
And I'll be waiting
for you
2150
01:15:36,600 --> 01:15:39,335
by the pool...nude.
2151
01:15:39,435 --> 01:15:41,470
(Saint)
Well, if she waiting for me,
shit, I'm 'bout to...
2152
01:15:41,571 --> 01:15:42,939
(crew laughs)
2153
01:15:43,039 --> 01:15:44,407
(Gus)
That was some
divine intervention
2154
01:15:44,507 --> 01:15:45,675
from The Saint
right there.
2155
01:15:45,775 --> 01:15:47,410
And in the immortal
words of Jay Z,
2156
01:15:47,510 --> 01:15:48,712
that shit cray.
2157
01:15:48,812 --> 01:15:50,647
You actually thought
that you could use
2158
01:15:50,747 --> 01:15:53,382
my old number and get the...
2159
01:15:53,482 --> 01:15:54,483
Blah, blah, blah,
blah, blah, blah.
2160
01:15:54,584 --> 01:15:57,220
(Vance)
Woo, I smell a meltdown.
2161
01:15:57,320 --> 01:15:59,188
(Gus)
She doesn't sweat much
for a fat girl.
2162
01:15:59,288 --> 01:16:02,091
(Vance laughs)
2163
01:16:02,191 --> 01:16:03,292
(Vance)
Oh my God.
2164
01:16:03,392 --> 01:16:05,862
(director)
Soft sticks, mark.
2165
01:16:05,962 --> 01:16:08,397
Next time you give me
the regular sticks, all right?
2166
01:16:08,497 --> 01:16:11,100
(crew laughs)
2167
01:16:11,200 --> 01:16:12,235
(director)
And action!
2168
01:16:12,335 --> 01:16:13,436
* I was gettin'
some head *
2169
01:16:13,536 --> 01:16:14,604
* Gettin' some head *
2170
01:16:14,704 --> 01:16:15,805
* From the boss' daughter *
2171
01:16:15,905 --> 01:16:17,006
* Got Nikki in my bed
2172
01:16:17,106 --> 01:16:18,574
Woo, she gonna get
all this man.
2173
01:16:18,675 --> 01:16:20,309
All this man. Woo!
2174
01:16:20,409 --> 01:16:21,878
(funny noise)
2175
01:16:21,978 --> 01:16:23,479
(Gus)
Is he the one
that went off the script?
2176
01:16:23,579 --> 01:16:25,548
(Vance)
Yeah, I'm trying to stay
on script.
2177
01:16:25,649 --> 01:16:27,350
-He went off the script?
-He's a veerer.
2178
01:16:27,450 --> 01:16:28,885
(Saint)
I'm gonna kill both of you,
too, you know that?
2179
01:16:28,985 --> 01:16:31,120
Both of you are dead, too.
2180
01:16:31,220 --> 01:16:32,221
Look!
2181
01:16:32,321 --> 01:16:33,222
(groans)
2182
01:16:33,322 --> 01:16:34,357
Can we bring them in?
2183
01:16:34,457 --> 01:16:36,559
Where's their fuckin' cue?
2184
01:16:36,660 --> 01:16:37,727
(Paz)
I wanna know, too.
2185
01:16:37,827 --> 01:16:39,562
(Joey V.)
You ain't going nowhere.
2186
01:16:39,663 --> 01:16:41,631
(Saint)
I got little,
little Joe Pesci.
2187
01:16:41,731 --> 01:16:43,499
(Joey V.)
You ain't goin' nowhere.
2188
01:16:43,599 --> 01:16:44,734
(Saint)
I got the little
pizza delivery boy
2189
01:16:44,834 --> 01:16:46,002
coming at me like that, man.
2190
01:16:46,102 --> 01:16:47,937
(Joey V.)
You ain't goin' nowhere.
2191
01:16:48,037 --> 01:16:49,906
(Saint)
I'll fuck your little
Frankie Valli ass up.
2192
01:16:50,006 --> 01:16:51,641
(Joey V.)
Let him speak!
2193
01:16:51,741 --> 01:16:53,176
(Paz)
Oh, yeah.
2194
01:16:53,276 --> 01:16:56,345
What's wrong with you?
2195
01:16:56,445 --> 01:16:58,147
(laughs)
2196
01:16:58,247 --> 01:16:59,182
(director)
Action.
2197
01:16:59,282 --> 01:17:01,751
How do you know Bret?
2198
01:17:01,851 --> 01:17:03,286
(Saint)
I used to sell him pot.
2199
01:17:03,386 --> 01:17:05,521
(laughing)
2200
01:17:05,621 --> 01:17:08,257
(Paz)
Let's go!!!
2201
01:17:08,357 --> 01:17:09,258
(director)
Cut.
2202
01:17:09,358 --> 01:17:12,762
(board snaps)
2203
01:17:12,862 --> 01:17:15,064
(breathy whisper)
2204
01:17:15,164 --> 01:17:16,900
(male singer #12)
* Ah, ah, ah, ah
2205
01:17:17,000 --> 01:17:19,502
* Buyin' cigarettes
for the kids on the block *
2206
01:17:19,602 --> 01:17:22,138
* I know they're underage
but I came here to rock *
2207
01:17:22,238 --> 01:17:24,941
* I say what I think,
and they think that's a crime *
2208
01:17:25,041 --> 01:17:27,510
* But you can't
cuff my mind *
2209
01:17:27,610 --> 01:17:30,179
(male and female duet)
* A couple of misfits
walking through life
2210
01:17:30,279 --> 01:17:32,949
with our middle fingers up
'cause we don't give a *
2211
01:17:33,049 --> 01:17:35,752
* Just a couple of misfits
trying to get a quick fix *
2212
01:17:35,852 --> 01:17:38,254
* Sellin' our soul
for a buck *
2213
01:17:38,354 --> 01:17:40,957
* A couple of misfits
walkin' through life
2214
01:17:41,057 --> 01:17:43,827
with our middle fingers up
'cause we don't give a *
2215
01:17:43,927 --> 01:17:46,595
* A couple of misfits
trying to get a quick fix *
2216
01:17:46,696 --> 01:17:49,232
* Selling our soul
for a buck *
2217
01:17:49,332 --> 01:17:51,200
*
2218
01:17:51,300 --> 01:17:54,738
(breathy whisper)
2219
01:17:54,838 --> 01:17:57,406
(female singer #1)
* Nothing on
a Monday night *
2220
01:17:57,506 --> 01:18:00,009
* Might as well
act like a psycho *
2221
01:18:00,109 --> 01:18:02,746
* Bitches wanna
start a fight *
2222
01:18:02,846 --> 01:18:05,214
* Little do they know
I'm a ninja *
2223
01:18:05,314 --> 01:18:07,951
(male and female duet)
* A couple of misfits
walking through life
2224
01:18:08,051 --> 01:18:10,486
with our middle fingers up
'cause we don't give a *
2225
01:18:10,586 --> 01:18:13,522
* Just a couple of misfits
trying to get a quick fix *
2226
01:18:13,622 --> 01:18:16,159
* Selling our soul
for a buck *
2227
01:18:16,259 --> 01:18:18,561
* A couple of misfits
walking through life
2228
01:18:18,661 --> 01:18:21,330
with our middle fingers up
'cause we don't give a *
2229
01:18:21,430 --> 01:18:24,200
* Just a couple of misfits
trying to get a quick fix *
2230
01:18:24,300 --> 01:18:26,970
* Selling our soul
for a buck *
2231
01:18:27,070 --> 01:18:29,873
(male singer #12)
* A couple of misfits
2232
01:18:29,973 --> 01:18:32,441
* We don't give
a (explosion) *
2233
01:18:32,541 --> 01:18:34,978
* A couple of misfits
2234
01:18:35,078 --> 01:18:37,646
* Sellin' our soul
for a buck *
2235
01:18:37,747 --> 01:18:42,752
(soft blues music)
2236
01:18:42,852 --> 01:18:46,122
(male singer #13)
* Palms leaning to the east
2237
01:18:46,222 --> 01:18:48,792
* There was a taste
of summer
2238
01:18:48,892 --> 01:18:50,827
blowin' in the breeze *
2239
01:18:50,927 --> 01:18:54,898
* The sun shined
on our feet *
2240
01:18:54,998 --> 01:18:58,935
* The ocean air
made it easier to breathe *
2241
01:18:59,035 --> 01:19:03,472
* And I was just thinking
2242
01:19:03,572 --> 01:19:06,843
* As you were winking
2243
01:19:06,943 --> 01:19:10,914
* How lucky I am
to be alive *
2244
01:19:11,014 --> 01:19:15,484
* How funny that
I've got you by my side *
2245
01:19:15,584 --> 01:19:17,486
* The ebb and flow
2246
01:19:17,586 --> 01:19:19,688
* The highs and lows
2247
01:19:19,789 --> 01:19:21,657
* Make us grow
2248
01:19:21,757 --> 01:19:24,127
closer together *
2249
01:19:24,227 --> 01:19:26,362
(background vocals)
* Do, do, do-do-do
2250
01:19:26,462 --> 01:19:28,331
* Do, do, do-do-do
2251
01:19:28,431 --> 01:19:30,399
* Do, do, do-do-do
2252
01:19:30,499 --> 01:19:32,335
* Do, do, do-do-do
2253
01:19:32,435 --> 01:19:34,403
* Do, do, do-do-do
2254
01:19:34,503 --> 01:19:36,806
* Do, do, do-do-do
141788