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Episode 6

They say that odd things happen in the world

But what are the odds that you'll get stabbed with an electric drill

by your neighbor while taking care of business in the bathroom?

It's a stab. Do colorectal surgeons examine stabs?

Sorry, she's an ER patient.

She has a hole in her butt!

Oh no...

You're going to have to poop through your belly button for the rest of your life.

What?

It's just a joke. Prepare the suture kit.

You scared me! It's not funny.

How can something like this...

It's so appalling I'm speechless.

I'm really sorry.

We really thought it was our front lawn.

You drilled what?

It's not a big deal.

How is it not a big deal when you drilled a hole in someone's butt?

I didn't drill a hole. It was a slight scratch but--

It's just a scratch and she went to the ER?

And for you to drill her butt means you drilled a hole in their bathroom floor.

How are you going to compensate for all that?

I'll take care of it.

What do you mean? Do you even have the ability to take care of anything right now?

In the end we're going to have to clean up after your mess!

I can take care of it.

Please don't go making trouble!

Was bankruptcy not enough?

If you filed bankruptcy you should just sit still and stay out of--

Are you okay?

He's okay. Luckily he didn't die.

That's not funny!

Tell them we'll pay for the bathroom repairs.

And I'll find out about the woman who was hurt.

It's fine! We'll take care of it so don't worry!

You scared me! Why are you yelling at Gye Sang when Ji Suk is the one you're mad at?

I won't ask you two for help so don't worry.

What do you mean don't worry. You don't even have a solution.

I feel bad for our dad. Lighten up dad.

I'm going to work, are you going to be okay alone?

It's okay.

It's not okay, you can't even walk because you hurt the muscle and got stitches.

I can move a little bit at a time like this.

Don't worry and go to work Ha Sun.

If you really have to use the bathroom, use this urn.

Do you want me to get you more food?

It's fine. Hurry and go.

We weren't sure of your condition last night but now that we

know we'll talk to the neighbors when I get home tonight.

I'll see you tonight. Call me if you need anything.

Okay.

Hey, can you throw us the ball?

-What is it? -I'm talking to Jessica. Is it important?

Ahn Soo Jung, are you not family? Take a seat.

You heard what I said this morning right?

We need to come together as a family and solve our problems together.

What are you doing?

Honey you go away! This isn't your place to get involved!

What is it? Why are you acting like this?

I said go away! This is an Ahn family meeting! Why is a Yoon trying to intrude?

Go away!

Why are you being so immature?

Immature? Immature?

Who's the one who didn't take my side this morning and took her brothers'?

Go away if you're not on our side.

What is this annoying "taking sides" talk?

You're not a kid anymore.

Don't ever do that again.

So what are you going to do about that house?

I thought about it and there are 3 things we need to resolve.

3 things?

First, the bathroom repairs.

I'll take care of this with that sad-looking woman without us having to spend money.

The second is the girl who got her butt pierced. Honey, you take care of this one.

She looks cunning and capable of faking her injury to be worse than it is.

Find out exactly how hurt she is and make sure she sees Gye Sang for treatment.

You said we're going to handle it on our own but looks like we're going to need Gye Sang's help.

That's enough.

The third and last one, connecting the tunnel.

You know that an emergency escape is a must, right?

Soo Jung and Jong Suk, you take the owner that looks like a knock-off Kim Tae Hee.

You guys are about the same age so it should be easier to talk to each other.

Everyone knows what their task it, right?

With the rising concern of bird flu spreading again,

the Department of Health will begin administering flu shots to students.

I'm hungry.

Hello?

Kim Ji Won, are you out riding your scooter?

No I did not.

Don't lie to me, I see you.

It's not me!

Watch out!

Are you okay?

I'm sorr--

-We meet again. -So we do.

You have bellflower roots today. You had mountain roots last time.

Yes...

They're all roots. Do you sell these?

Sure.

Will you try it and buy some if you like it?

Sure.

What's wrong?

I think my leg might be broken.

What?!

Just kidding.

Nonetheless, I'm sorry. I was trying to avoid my cousin and turned too quickly.

Why were you avoiding her?

I seduced her husband.

Excuse me?

I'm just kidding too.

She doesn't like me riding around on my scooter because it's dangerous.

Kim Ji Won!

I'm going to take off now.

I'll see you again coincidentally.

Everyone knows who they're in charge of and their mission, right?

Okay, we understand.

What's up Mole Man.

Everyone's waiting inside.

What? Mole Man?

This guy...

Have a seat.

-Sit here. -It's okay. I'll sit here.

We looked into it and it seems the bathroom repair will be quite extensive.

We got a quote and--

Right here.

Yes, here it is.

Why is it so high?

Ha Sun, may I listen too?

Sure, do you need help?

It's okay. Hello.

-Hello. -You must be very uncomfortable.

Look at her faking it. She's a pro.

The hospital told her yesterday that she tore her anal muscle.

I understand.

There's quite a bit to discuss so why don't we divide and conquer.

You can speak with me.

Huh? Okay.

You can talk to me. It's a pleasure.

Should we shake hands too?

No thank you.

The vendor said it'll be a large project

beacause they'll have to essentially rebuild the bathroom.

A vendor...I'll fix this myself.

How will you fix this yourself?

I can do it. I have experience too.

And under the circumstances...

Circumstances? What kind of...?

I'll tell you a little bit.

The reason I'm here is...

I'm sorry. You're suffering so much because of us.

It's not like you did it on purpose.

So the hospital told you that you tore your muscle?

Yes.

I wonder how bad it is...

May I see it?

Here? Right now?

Well we're all women, it's no big deal.

But still...

I need to take a look so I know how bad it is.

And technically, I'm a health care provider.

But still...

I'll take one quick look, okay?

Excuse me.

No, wait.

It's okay, it's okay. I'll just take a quick peek.

Ma'am.

This must have been really painful.

How many stitches is this?

1, 2, 3...

10 stitches.

Now can I put my shirt back down?

Oh yes, go ahead.

You know, you have to receive proper treatment so that you're not left with any scarring.

So I was thinking, my brother is a well-known doctor.

How would you feel about getting treatment from him?

Excuse me?

You know Myung-In University General Hospital, right?

It was in that White Seok-Tap drama too.

My brother is the best physician there.

Isn't that where Dr. Jang Jun Hyuk is?

No, it's just he's made a lot of TV appearances but skill-wise my brother is the best.

What do you say? Let's get you checked out by my brother.

At Myung-In University General Hospital?

No, at the clinic. He's at a clinic now.

So I'll take that as a yes. Anal treatment: SOLVED

I realized you could lose everything in a moment like that.

It must have been really difficult.

I even thought about killing myself, but...

when I think of my family...

I can't...

You shouldn't think such things sir.

It's just so hard...

Good luck.

Dang it, why aren't the tears coming out?

Forget it, I give up.

So I'll work on the repairs for the bathroom myself.

What should I do...

Let's do that, huh?

Bathroom repairs: SOLVED

You own this house?

Yes. Why?

Just wondering.

-Hey. -Huh?

You're a junior. I'm a senior.

I know.

You know and you're talking to me like that?

So do you want me to be more respectful to you?

Of course.

Okay then.

I'm sorry, but our family has circumstances

so we'll need to keep our tunnel connected to your house even after the repairs.

I don't want to.

You don't? Why not?

I just don't.

Fine then.

Why do you keep talking down to me?

Connecting the tunnel: FAIL - You couldn't even do that one thing?

You're the only one who failed!

I don't know. She's weird.

I guess we'll have to give up on connecting the tunnel.

What do you mean give up?

We gotta put together an enticing presentation.

I need Soo Jung for this. Where did she go?

Incredible, isn't it?

It's incredible.

Success?

Don't you usually have a hard time going if you're not at home?

I barely succeeded.

What about you?

I'm just going to hold it in until they fix the bathroom.

How are you going to hold it in for that long?

I'm a champ at holding things in.

Oh my! The smell!

I'm sorry, our bathroom at home is broken...

You're so inconsiderate. Are you marking your territory with the smell?

I'll see you later.

Oh yeah! We have flu shots instead of gym today!

Be quiet! Don't you see I'm trying to study?

Everyone needs to go to the nurse's office.

So your neighbor drilled through your toilet and into your house?

Yeah, I'm completely serious.

Be quiet. Don't you see I'm studying?

Isn't it seriously high kick through the toilet?

Next student.

Ji Won, it's your turn.

So we meet again.

I thought you sold root plants.

Root plants. Inside.

This will sting a bit.

You might run a fever. Very slightly.

I'll come over through the tunnel.

Okay.

What's up Mole Man.

Please stop calling me Mole Man.

I don't like it.

Hey Ahn Soo Jung, you need to present with me!

You do it dad, just hit the enter key.

That little...

What do you need to show us?

I call it "The Underground Tunnel Presentation"

There we go. Tadaa! Underground Tunnel!

Isn't it entertaining?

Yes...

Why is a tunnel necessary?

1. In the case of an emergency, my toilet is your toilet.

Even just now, the white kid--

oh, the American man,

used the tunnel to access our bathroom.

So basically, if you ever need to use the restroom,

we can always share via the tunnel.

You may be wondering if this is an invasion of privacy.

However, when entering your bathroom, we can knock on the ground.

Does that make sense?

2. In case of an emergency, we can help each other out.

It seems that there are primarily women in this house.

So with the tunnel, from now on,

say that someone breaks into your house or you have a situation-

the men in our house will all use the tunnel to come help you.

You won't need to install a separate security system!

Are you with me?

Save up to 150 million won.

The bathroom can serve a dual purpose

and you don't need to install a home security system.

When you add how much you'll save from connecting the tunnel,

the total comes to 150 million won.

That just shows how effective it will be to have the tunnel.

Do you understand?

Therefore...

What do both households need?

Underground tunnel!

What do you think?

What do you think?

I don't like it.

What?

I just don't.

Who does she think she is?!

Why not? Is it for privacy reasons?

I don't know!

"I just don't." is all she said!

After all the work I put into the presentation!

She's so rude!

Who's so rude?

Someone.

By the way, when can you take a look at the girl with the pierced butt?

I'll go take a look after I wash up.

You might run a fever. Very slightly.

What are you doing here?

You're the high school student next door?

You live in that house?

Yes.

Mister.

I'd like to use your bathroom, I need to poop.

Which way do I go?

That way.

You can connect the tunnel.

-Why, all of a sudden? -I just want to.

We can connect the tunnel!

Really? I thought we couldn't.

What do you mean we can't.

Of course we can.

The presentation was perfect! How can she resist?

Dad, I put it together. I did a good job, didn't I?

Great job.

See Gye Sang, I took care of my problems on my own!

Where's Ji Suk who said I only go around causing trouble?

Let him slide Nae Sang.

Please tell Ji Suk that I can handle my own problems.

I, Ahn Nae Sang, can do whatever I put my mind to!

Throw us the ball!

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