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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:56,156 --> 00:00:59,257 Hey, it's Guy Carter. 2 00:00:59,259 --> 00:01:02,594 I just... I just wanted to touch base 3 00:01:04,331 --> 00:01:06,631 and let you know that it was... 4 00:01:06,633 --> 00:01:09,267 it was amazing meeting you last week. 5 00:01:09,269 --> 00:01:13,705 I felt really good about it and umm... 6 00:01:13,707 --> 00:01:16,475 I hope you did too. 7 00:01:16,477 --> 00:01:18,276 So... 8 00:01:18,278 --> 00:01:21,680 I look forward to talking to you soon. 9 00:01:21,682 --> 00:01:24,816 Okay, bye. 10 00:01:32,292 --> 00:01:35,560 Hey there, it's Guy Carter again. 11 00:01:35,562 --> 00:01:37,963 Just wondering if there's any news. 12 00:01:37,965 --> 00:01:41,333 You said I'd hear by Monday at the latest and... 13 00:01:41,335 --> 00:01:43,468 it's now Friday. 14 00:01:43,470 --> 00:01:46,471 I don't mean to keep bugging you, 15 00:01:46,473 --> 00:01:50,041 but you basically said I had the job. 16 00:01:50,043 --> 00:01:53,779 Hey, hi, I just... I was thinking, 17 00:01:53,781 --> 00:01:57,549 if it's easier for you to text or to e-mail, 18 00:01:57,551 --> 00:01:59,451 that's totally cool. 19 00:01:59,453 --> 00:02:03,288 Hey, it's Guy Carter. It's Guy Carter, again. 20 00:02:03,290 --> 00:02:05,290 Oh, it's Guy Carter. 21 00:02:05,292 --> 00:02:08,093 I don't want you to lose out on getting me. 22 00:02:08,095 --> 00:02:11,930 I'm still at the same number. 23 00:02:11,932 --> 00:02:15,267 Recording has been paused due to silence. 24 00:02:15,269 --> 00:02:17,502 Guy: Okay, now I'm pissed. 25 00:02:17,504 --> 00:02:20,138 How do you not call someone back 26 00:02:20,140 --> 00:02:21,373 who interviewed three times 27 00:02:21,375 --> 00:02:23,508 and who you said was a shoe-in? 28 00:02:23,510 --> 00:02:25,477 How do you not hire someone 29 00:02:25,479 --> 00:02:27,479 who you said had the best book you'd ever seen? 30 00:02:27,481 --> 00:02:29,114 I deserve this job. 31 00:02:29,116 --> 00:02:33,952 I can only assume the reason you're not calling me back 32 00:02:33,954 --> 00:02:36,188 is because you're too busy... 33 00:02:36,190 --> 00:02:38,523 chomping on huge dicks. 34 00:02:38,525 --> 00:02:41,626 It's just a big dick breakfast over there. 35 00:02:41,628 --> 00:02:44,262 Dick omelets and dick pancakes. 36 00:02:44,264 --> 00:02:45,997 Scrambled dick. Dick Benedict. 37 00:02:45,999 --> 00:02:49,301 All you can eat dick. Would you like another mimosa with your dick? 38 00:02:49,303 --> 00:02:50,535 There's a dick carving station. 39 00:02:50,537 --> 00:02:53,004 You're just grabbing as much dick. 40 00:02:53,006 --> 00:02:55,207 Oh no, that's okay, I'm fine with my dick. 41 00:02:55,209 --> 00:02:57,542 Your plate is filled with dick 42 00:02:57,544 --> 00:02:59,845 and then your mouth is filled. 43 00:03:01,748 --> 00:03:03,815 In fact, it's so full of dick, 44 00:03:03,817 --> 00:03:07,252 that I can't pick up the phone and make a simple-- 45 00:03:07,254 --> 00:03:09,454 Man on the phone: Guy. Rob Veckmann. 46 00:03:09,456 --> 00:03:11,156 The reason I didn't call you 47 00:03:11,158 --> 00:03:13,658 is because my wife's been plowing my business partner. 48 00:03:13,660 --> 00:03:16,862 They took over the company and fired me. 49 00:03:16,864 --> 00:03:18,763 Oh, man. 50 00:03:18,765 --> 00:03:23,502 Oh, that's... Wow! I had no idea. 51 00:03:23,504 --> 00:03:27,839 Rob: Yeah, there's a lot you don't know. Dick. 52 00:03:27,841 --> 00:03:31,142 Rob? Rob? 53 00:03:45,425 --> 00:03:47,959 Anne: You alright in here, chief? 54 00:03:49,296 --> 00:03:51,296 How long have you been standing there? 55 00:03:51,298 --> 00:03:53,665 Long enough to hear the dick buffet. 56 00:03:56,003 --> 00:03:58,303 Guy... 57 00:03:58,305 --> 00:04:00,138 you're making yourself crazy. 58 00:04:04,645 --> 00:04:07,178 How's the crib coming along? 59 00:04:08,615 --> 00:04:11,583 It's getting there. 60 00:04:11,585 --> 00:04:13,618 You know, not assembling that thing 61 00:04:13,620 --> 00:04:16,555 isn't gonna stop her from coming out of me. 62 00:04:16,557 --> 00:04:18,924 Why would I want to stop her? 63 00:04:18,926 --> 00:04:23,228 Although, I mean, I guess I wouldn't be totally upset 64 00:04:23,230 --> 00:04:25,630 if she held off another eight months. 65 00:04:25,632 --> 00:04:28,600 That's funny. I was thinking if she came sooner, 66 00:04:28,602 --> 00:04:30,835 like say, before Tuesday, 67 00:04:30,837 --> 00:04:33,338 we'd still have health insurance to cover it. 68 00:04:37,411 --> 00:04:38,843 What is that supposed to mean? 69 00:04:38,845 --> 00:04:40,412 Umm... 70 00:04:40,414 --> 00:04:42,814 Well, pretty much what it sounds like. 71 00:04:42,816 --> 00:04:44,916 Wait? Are you-- You're serious. 72 00:04:44,918 --> 00:04:47,852 Anne? How are you just telling me this now? 73 00:04:47,854 --> 00:04:49,654 I don't... You were so stressed out 74 00:04:49,656 --> 00:04:51,756 I didn't wanna make it worse. 75 00:04:51,758 --> 00:04:54,292 It looked like the Resource thing was happening, 76 00:04:54,294 --> 00:04:55,727 so I didn't mention it. 77 00:04:55,729 --> 00:04:58,663 But now, I'm mentioning it. 78 00:04:58,665 --> 00:05:02,434 They have to give you some sort of grace period, right? 79 00:05:02,436 --> 00:05:05,303 They did. It ends Tuesday. 80 00:05:08,141 --> 00:05:10,609 I mean, I assumed you'd be working by now. 81 00:05:10,611 --> 00:05:13,745 Yeah. Well, we dropped the ball on that one. 82 00:05:13,747 --> 00:05:16,514 I'm sorry, "we"? Meaning me? 83 00:05:16,516 --> 00:05:18,049 You quit your job. 84 00:05:18,051 --> 00:05:20,719 Because we got pregnant. 85 00:05:23,490 --> 00:05:25,657 I can't talk about this right now. 86 00:05:25,659 --> 00:05:27,993 I'm gonna make tea. 87 00:05:29,796 --> 00:05:31,329 Anne... 88 00:05:52,019 --> 00:05:56,021 ¶ To be loved ¶ 89 00:05:57,190 --> 00:05:59,324 ¶ And to be loved ¶ 90 00:05:59,326 --> 00:06:03,094 ¶ Forever ¶ 91 00:06:04,264 --> 00:06:06,297 ¶ Let's make a vow ¶ 92 00:06:06,299 --> 00:06:10,502 ¶ To never ¶ 93 00:06:10,504 --> 00:06:14,873 ¶ Ever part ¶ 94 00:06:14,875 --> 00:06:17,909 Anne: Here. 95 00:06:17,911 --> 00:06:18,910 What is this? 96 00:06:18,912 --> 00:06:20,612 Anne: I found it on Craigslist. 97 00:06:20,614 --> 00:06:22,981 It's the only thing remotely realistic. 98 00:06:22,983 --> 00:06:24,449 Now If you studied dental hygiene, 99 00:06:24,451 --> 00:06:27,752 that would really open up our options. 100 00:06:32,492 --> 00:06:34,325 You want me to be a delivery guy? 101 00:06:34,327 --> 00:06:37,696 I want you to be anything if it pays the insurance by Tuesday. 102 00:06:37,698 --> 00:06:39,898 That will buy us another month, 103 00:06:39,900 --> 00:06:41,566 unless of course you want me to call my parents 104 00:06:41,568 --> 00:06:43,234 and ask for more money again. 105 00:06:43,236 --> 00:06:44,669 It is an option. 106 00:06:44,671 --> 00:06:47,772 No. No, it is not an option, Anne. 107 00:06:47,774 --> 00:06:49,674 I don't wanna go into labor and find out the "repo man" 108 00:06:49,676 --> 00:06:51,042 towed my car out of the driveway. 109 00:06:51,044 --> 00:06:53,378 There's no such thing as the "repo man." 110 00:06:53,380 --> 00:06:54,979 Of course there is. 111 00:06:54,981 --> 00:06:57,015 Have you ever seen a repo man... 112 00:06:57,017 --> 00:06:59,017 not counting the Emilio Estevez movie? 113 00:06:59,019 --> 00:07:03,455 Guy, I'm not gonna argue the existence of repo men 114 00:07:03,457 --> 00:07:04,589 because they're real. 115 00:07:04,591 --> 00:07:06,558 What do they come with, a tow truck 116 00:07:06,560 --> 00:07:08,359 or a fleet of unicorns? 117 00:07:08,361 --> 00:07:09,828 My half-brother's mom Sandy, 118 00:07:09,830 --> 00:07:11,696 said that she had her car taken 119 00:07:11,698 --> 00:07:13,665 and I believe it was by a repo man, okay? 120 00:07:13,667 --> 00:07:17,635 What? They are not... I might throw up on you. 121 00:07:17,637 --> 00:07:19,170 Guy: You're not gonna throw up on me. 122 00:07:19,172 --> 00:07:20,805 A little bit. 123 00:07:20,807 --> 00:07:25,143 Why don't you go lie down and I'll bring you something? Okay? 124 00:07:27,230 --> 00:07:29,314 Go! Go lay down, I'll bring you something. 125 00:07:31,518 --> 00:07:33,384 Anne: They're real. 126 00:07:37,557 --> 00:07:40,158 Guy: Here you go. 127 00:07:40,160 --> 00:07:42,260 For your tummy. 128 00:07:52,439 --> 00:07:55,607 Sorry for being such a baby. 129 00:07:55,609 --> 00:07:58,042 I know you're frustrated. 130 00:08:01,248 --> 00:08:02,914 It's just so stupid. 131 00:08:02,916 --> 00:08:05,750 I'm supposed to have my ducks in a row by now. 132 00:08:05,752 --> 00:08:09,187 Maybe it's okay to not have your ducks in a row. 133 00:08:09,189 --> 00:08:12,257 It's not okay. Ducks have to be in a row. 134 00:08:12,259 --> 00:08:16,995 Have you ever seen ducks? They're sorta crazy. 135 00:08:16,997 --> 00:08:21,933 They like to run around, do shit. 136 00:08:21,935 --> 00:08:25,904 No, I don't... Not my ducks. 137 00:08:25,906 --> 00:08:28,907 My ducks are different than your ducks. 138 00:08:28,909 --> 00:08:30,775 Mine are not running around and crazy. 139 00:08:30,777 --> 00:08:33,044 They have an objective, they have a plan. 140 00:08:33,046 --> 00:08:34,879 They wanna get somewhere in life. 141 00:08:34,881 --> 00:08:37,382 Then they're like walking in a line, 142 00:08:37,384 --> 00:08:39,684 otherwise known as a row. 143 00:08:39,686 --> 00:08:41,653 Honey, oww. 144 00:08:41,655 --> 00:08:43,721 Then call the number. 145 00:08:54,134 --> 00:08:55,133 Man: Word up? 146 00:08:55,135 --> 00:08:56,801 Oh. Hey. Um... 147 00:08:56,803 --> 00:08:59,571 I'm calling about your ad. 148 00:08:59,573 --> 00:09:00,972 Man: You got a car? 149 00:09:00,974 --> 00:09:04,008 Guy: Yes. Man: Does it run? 150 00:09:04,010 --> 00:09:07,278 Yes. Man: Meet me at Fat Burger in West Hollywood. 151 00:09:07,280 --> 00:09:09,848 Umm... okay. 152 00:09:09,850 --> 00:09:11,850 Oh, a question... 153 00:09:11,852 --> 00:09:13,585 This may be a little premature, 154 00:09:13,587 --> 00:09:15,787 but are there benefits? 155 00:09:15,789 --> 00:09:18,089 Man: Plenty. 156 00:09:18,091 --> 00:09:22,493 P, L, E, N, T, Y, my man. 157 00:09:58,732 --> 00:10:01,399 My bad. 158 00:10:04,971 --> 00:10:08,106 Yeah. Um-hm. What he do? 159 00:10:12,679 --> 00:10:16,681 Scraping the guardrail doesn't necessarily mean he was wasted. 160 00:10:16,683 --> 00:10:20,018 Oh. You got me there. 161 00:10:20,020 --> 00:10:23,054 Okay, yeah, no. I'll tell him, 162 00:10:23,056 --> 00:10:26,090 "No more shootin' up in the car." 163 00:10:26,092 --> 00:10:29,994 But, fret not, I got a buddy that will drive you. 164 00:10:29,996 --> 00:10:33,731 Um-hm. About six foot. 165 00:10:33,733 --> 00:10:36,834 Serious, clean. Like a cop. 166 00:10:36,836 --> 00:10:40,238 No, he's not a real cop. 167 00:10:40,240 --> 00:10:42,874 I can promise you he will not hit on you. 168 00:10:42,876 --> 00:10:46,945 How do I know? 'Cause he's gay. 169 00:10:48,715 --> 00:10:50,315 Gay as fuck. 170 00:10:50,317 --> 00:10:52,350 Real gay. 171 00:10:52,352 --> 00:10:54,686 No, he got a sweet ride. 172 00:10:54,688 --> 00:10:56,788 A Volvo. 173 00:10:56,790 --> 00:10:58,556 Yeah, yeah. 174 00:10:58,558 --> 00:11:01,592 Don't get pissy with me. I'm trying to hook you up. 175 00:11:01,594 --> 00:11:03,761 Sit. 176 00:11:03,763 --> 00:11:05,763 Okay, bye. 177 00:11:05,765 --> 00:11:08,132 You O negative? 178 00:11:08,134 --> 00:11:09,600 No, I'm... 179 00:11:09,602 --> 00:11:12,670 I'm not talking to you. Uh-huh. 180 00:11:12,672 --> 00:11:14,372 Right. Are you O negative? 181 00:11:14,374 --> 00:11:17,208 No, I'm-- I'm not talkin' to you. Hold up. 182 00:11:17,210 --> 00:11:20,378 All right, I love you too. Bye. 183 00:11:20,380 --> 00:11:21,779 You the one just called? 184 00:11:21,781 --> 00:11:24,615 Yeah, I'm Guy. 185 00:11:26,419 --> 00:11:29,387 I'm Zoley. Congratulations. You're hired. 186 00:11:30,991 --> 00:11:35,326 Okay... Well, what am I gonna be driving? 187 00:11:36,096 --> 00:11:38,363 Pizzas? Dry cleaning? What? 188 00:11:38,365 --> 00:11:42,567 Girls. The first one's named Nikki. 189 00:11:42,569 --> 00:11:43,735 Huh. 190 00:11:45,171 --> 00:11:47,839 You didn't mention that in your ad. 191 00:11:47,841 --> 00:11:49,907 It's all above board, man. 192 00:11:49,909 --> 00:11:51,676 You're not doin' anything illegal, 193 00:11:51,678 --> 00:11:52,677 you're just drivin' a car. 194 00:11:52,679 --> 00:11:55,780 Pickin' up, droppin' off. 195 00:11:55,782 --> 00:11:57,782 Easy as cake. 196 00:11:59,819 --> 00:12:01,786 What are the benefits? 197 00:12:02,956 --> 00:12:04,689 Well, you play your cards right, 198 00:12:04,691 --> 00:12:06,190 there can be all kinds of benefits. 199 00:12:06,192 --> 00:12:09,494 Know what I'm sayin'? 200 00:12:13,433 --> 00:12:15,266 Guy, you about this life, or what? 201 00:12:15,268 --> 00:12:19,470 No, no no no... I'm... Yes... I'm... 202 00:12:19,472 --> 00:12:20,938 I'm about this life. 203 00:12:20,940 --> 00:12:24,008 Okay, all right. Mm-hmm. Okay, sweet. 204 00:12:24,010 --> 00:12:26,878 Here's where she's at. 205 00:12:26,880 --> 00:12:29,180 Oh, whoa. Now? You want me to start now? 206 00:12:29,182 --> 00:12:32,617 Right now, yes. Nikki is waitin'. 207 00:12:32,619 --> 00:12:35,053 And Nikki do not like to wait. 208 00:13:11,357 --> 00:13:13,991 Hi. I'm Guy. 209 00:13:13,993 --> 00:13:16,894 Guy, with the sweet ride, Guy? 210 00:13:16,896 --> 00:13:19,897 That'd be me. 211 00:13:19,899 --> 00:13:22,900 Call me Nikki, Nikki Winters. 212 00:13:22,902 --> 00:13:25,269 And next time, don't be late. 213 00:13:37,617 --> 00:13:40,685 So where are we going? 214 00:13:40,687 --> 00:13:42,620 Bel-Air. 215 00:13:51,030 --> 00:13:54,465 Female Voice on GPS: Please proceed to the highlighted route. 216 00:13:54,467 --> 00:13:56,534 Want music? 217 00:13:56,536 --> 00:13:58,870 Smooth jazz is good. 218 00:13:58,872 --> 00:14:01,172 Not what I would've guessed. 219 00:14:01,174 --> 00:14:03,040 Nikki: My life's hectic enough. 220 00:14:03,042 --> 00:14:05,009 I don't need my music to be. 221 00:14:14,420 --> 00:14:16,621 You realize, we're still late. 222 00:14:16,623 --> 00:14:20,158 Yeah... I got a ticket going through a yellow. 223 00:14:20,160 --> 00:14:22,894 So now I just stop. 224 00:14:33,239 --> 00:14:36,340 So about this client, I've been with him before. 225 00:14:36,342 --> 00:14:38,176 He's a doctor. Pretty basic. 226 00:14:38,178 --> 00:14:39,477 Just walk me to the door, 227 00:14:39,479 --> 00:14:41,913 and let him know you'll be outside in the car. 228 00:14:41,915 --> 00:14:45,283 I thought the job was just dropping off and picking up? 229 00:14:45,285 --> 00:14:47,018 "The job" is being my driver. 230 00:14:47,020 --> 00:14:49,887 That's a ride and protection. 231 00:14:49,889 --> 00:14:52,123 You carry a weapon? 232 00:14:52,125 --> 00:14:55,893 Me? A weapon? No, I do not carry a weapon. 233 00:14:55,895 --> 00:14:57,295 What about karate? You know karate? 234 00:14:57,297 --> 00:15:00,464 I have zero skills in the lethal arts. 235 00:15:00,466 --> 00:15:03,367 I'm an architect. I know how to draw. 236 00:15:03,369 --> 00:15:06,604 Never mind, I got my own protection right here. 237 00:15:08,208 --> 00:15:12,810 Great. I'll let you handle that part of the operation. 238 00:15:12,812 --> 00:15:14,478 And what about you? 239 00:15:14,480 --> 00:15:18,382 How did you get into this line of work? 240 00:15:19,953 --> 00:15:22,453 Well, it's not exactly an everyday job. 241 00:15:22,455 --> 00:15:25,122 Well, that depends where you spend every day. 242 00:15:25,124 --> 00:15:26,457 I grew up in the Valley. 243 00:15:26,459 --> 00:15:28,159 Every girl I know did a porno 244 00:15:28,161 --> 00:15:29,260 by the time she was eighteen. 245 00:15:29,262 --> 00:15:30,995 Or at least a stripping gig. 246 00:15:30,997 --> 00:15:32,563 But you're still doing it. 247 00:15:32,565 --> 00:15:34,298 Nikki: Yeah, 'cause I'm good at it. 248 00:15:34,300 --> 00:15:36,167 I don't get what the big deal is. 249 00:15:36,169 --> 00:15:39,637 Nobody asks a carpenter why they became a carpenter. 250 00:15:42,008 --> 00:15:43,608 Fair enough. 251 00:16:24,250 --> 00:16:26,083 Hello, stranger. 252 00:16:26,085 --> 00:16:28,319 It's been too long. 253 00:16:28,321 --> 00:16:31,589 My driver. Great house. 254 00:16:31,591 --> 00:16:32,757 Paul Williams? 255 00:16:32,759 --> 00:16:34,425 Paul Williams, right? 256 00:16:34,427 --> 00:16:37,662 He's a pioneer of the California Regency Movement. 257 00:16:37,664 --> 00:16:39,497 Really great designer. 258 00:16:39,499 --> 00:16:41,198 Designed a lot in the fifties, 259 00:16:41,200 --> 00:16:42,667 which is when it looks this house is from. 260 00:16:42,669 --> 00:16:44,435 He's black, incidentally, which doesn't really-- 261 00:16:44,437 --> 00:16:47,705 I'm sorry. Do I care about anything you're saying right now? 262 00:16:47,707 --> 00:16:49,407 Nikki: No, you don't. 263 00:16:49,409 --> 00:16:51,542 Don't you have somewhere to go? 264 00:16:51,544 --> 00:16:53,077 Yes. He does. 265 00:16:53,079 --> 00:16:54,578 He'll be in the car. Right, Guy? 266 00:16:54,580 --> 00:16:58,149 Right, of course. I'll be in the car. 267 00:16:58,151 --> 00:17:00,885 Nikki: See you in an hour. 268 00:17:27,146 --> 00:17:29,413 Fuck this. 269 00:17:39,826 --> 00:17:41,726 Anne: Baby? 270 00:17:41,728 --> 00:17:43,294 So guess what? 271 00:17:43,296 --> 00:17:44,962 I'm not driving pizzas. 272 00:17:44,964 --> 00:17:46,497 What are you driving? 273 00:17:46,499 --> 00:17:48,966 Guy: Hookers. Anne: Shut up. 274 00:17:48,968 --> 00:17:50,501 I'm serious. 275 00:17:50,503 --> 00:17:52,970 I picked up this lady called Nikki Winters. 276 00:17:52,972 --> 00:17:55,539 You're fibbing me. I fib you not. 277 00:17:55,541 --> 00:17:57,575 You know that's not her real name, right? 278 00:17:57,577 --> 00:18:00,611 No way. Oh my, God. What was she like? 279 00:18:00,613 --> 00:18:03,013 Was she hot? Did she have an amazing body? 280 00:18:03,015 --> 00:18:05,616 Did she look like Julia Roberts in "Pretty Woman"? 281 00:18:05,618 --> 00:18:08,686 No. This was not a happy hooker. 282 00:18:08,688 --> 00:18:10,354 This lady was mean. 283 00:18:10,356 --> 00:18:13,157 Mean? Can you blame her? 284 00:18:13,159 --> 00:18:16,327 I guess not. So where is she now? 285 00:18:16,329 --> 00:18:18,162 At some doctor's house. 286 00:18:18,164 --> 00:18:20,798 And you're just like sitting out in the driveway or something? 287 00:18:20,800 --> 00:18:22,400 No, I left. 288 00:18:22,402 --> 00:18:23,901 What do you mean you left? 289 00:18:23,903 --> 00:18:26,237 You just ditched her? 290 00:18:26,239 --> 00:18:28,773 Babe, this guy, he totally insulted me. 291 00:18:28,775 --> 00:18:30,608 I told him his house was a Paul Williams, 292 00:18:30,610 --> 00:18:32,777 and he looked at me like I was an idiot. 293 00:18:32,779 --> 00:18:35,513 I mean, hello, I have a master's in architecture from Yale, 294 00:18:35,515 --> 00:18:37,281 I think I know what I'm talking about. 295 00:18:37,283 --> 00:18:40,217 Guy, what if something happens to her? 296 00:18:40,219 --> 00:18:43,621 Like what? I don't know, was he creepy? 297 00:18:43,623 --> 00:18:46,857 He hired a hooker to come to his mansion in the daytime. 298 00:18:46,859 --> 00:18:48,125 Of course he was creepy. 299 00:18:48,127 --> 00:18:49,560 Plus, he's like a doctor. 300 00:18:49,562 --> 00:18:52,263 They're the worst kind of psychos. 301 00:18:52,265 --> 00:18:54,765 He's her regular. I'm sure it's fine. 302 00:18:54,767 --> 00:18:57,735 You don't know that. You have to go back. 303 00:18:57,737 --> 00:19:01,138 Anne, you're crazy talking. I'm almost home. 304 00:19:01,140 --> 00:19:03,841 If something happens, you'll never forgive yourself! 305 00:19:03,843 --> 00:19:09,046 Go back now! This is someone's daughter we're talking about. 306 00:19:22,161 --> 00:19:24,128 Oh! Sorry. 307 00:19:25,264 --> 00:19:27,531 Okay, I see you. 308 00:19:27,533 --> 00:19:30,201 I got... All right! One sec. 309 00:19:30,203 --> 00:19:33,304 I just gotta U-turn. 310 00:19:33,306 --> 00:19:35,840 Man in car: Man, move it! 311 00:19:35,842 --> 00:19:37,741 Man in car: Jesus! 312 00:20:17,316 --> 00:20:19,049 Word up? 313 00:20:19,051 --> 00:20:21,252 Hey, it's Guy. 314 00:20:21,254 --> 00:20:22,419 Yeah, you with Nikki? 315 00:20:22,421 --> 00:20:23,921 She's in a house with a client. 316 00:20:23,923 --> 00:20:26,290 Said she'd be out twenty minutes ago, 317 00:20:26,292 --> 00:20:27,291 but she's not. 318 00:20:27,293 --> 00:20:29,360 Nikki's never late. 319 00:20:29,362 --> 00:20:32,029 Hold on, I'll try her cell. 320 00:20:36,235 --> 00:20:38,869 Zoley: She's not pickin' up. 321 00:20:38,871 --> 00:20:41,338 Damn, that's all I need is another Nikki problem. 322 00:20:41,340 --> 00:20:43,274 She's, like, fifty percent of my business. 323 00:20:43,276 --> 00:20:44,842 I lose her, then I'm out on the street. 324 00:20:44,844 --> 00:20:47,411 Spoken like a true pimp. Spoken like a true white boy. 325 00:20:47,413 --> 00:20:49,213 There are no more pimps. 326 00:20:49,215 --> 00:20:51,482 Pimps got killed by Craigslist. 327 00:20:51,484 --> 00:20:53,017 I'm a dispatcher. 328 00:20:53,019 --> 00:20:55,386 I work for Nikki, not the other way around. 329 00:20:55,388 --> 00:20:57,955 She needs a ride, she calls me. 330 00:20:57,957 --> 00:21:00,558 If you screw this up, then she's not gonna call me. 331 00:21:00,560 --> 00:21:04,128 Okay, so what do I do? Zoley: Lemme think. Lemme think. 332 00:21:04,130 --> 00:21:05,663 You got a gun? Guy: What? No. 333 00:21:05,665 --> 00:21:07,665 Why does everyone keep asking if I have a gun? 334 00:21:07,667 --> 00:21:10,935 Calm down, it's an honest question. 335 00:21:10,937 --> 00:21:13,270 You know karate? I am an architect! 336 00:21:13,272 --> 00:21:14,838 Zoley: Architects can know karate. 337 00:21:14,840 --> 00:21:17,241 Well, I don't! 338 00:21:17,243 --> 00:21:18,876 You gonna have to go in, man. 339 00:21:18,878 --> 00:21:21,845 Pretend you're not wearing a pink shirt and go in! 340 00:22:41,227 --> 00:22:42,893 Shit! 341 00:22:59,745 --> 00:23:02,780 Doctor: That's right. 342 00:23:02,782 --> 00:23:05,949 Go ahead, struggle all you want. 343 00:23:11,957 --> 00:23:13,624 You're not getting out of this. 344 00:23:13,626 --> 00:23:15,859 You're never getting out of this. 345 00:23:17,229 --> 00:23:21,298 Helpless right now, huh? Pretty vulnerable. 346 00:23:21,300 --> 00:23:23,267 Ah, there we go. 347 00:23:25,104 --> 00:23:26,570 That's too tight. 348 00:23:26,572 --> 00:23:28,839 Nikki: Hmm-mm. 349 00:23:30,609 --> 00:23:32,376 Hmm-mm. 350 00:23:32,378 --> 00:23:34,078 Huh? 351 00:23:38,284 --> 00:23:40,350 Guy: Oh shit! Oh, Oh! 352 00:23:40,352 --> 00:23:41,952 Shit, shit, shit, shit. 353 00:23:41,954 --> 00:23:43,620 Okay. Here we go. Here we go. 354 00:23:43,622 --> 00:23:44,922 I'm here. I'm here. I'm sorry. 355 00:23:44,924 --> 00:23:47,491 What the fuck is wrong with you? 356 00:23:47,493 --> 00:23:49,927 What do you mean? He was torturing you. 357 00:23:49,929 --> 00:23:52,563 That was role play, you dumbass. What? 358 00:23:52,565 --> 00:23:55,666 I was teaching him how to tie bondage knots. 359 00:23:55,668 --> 00:23:58,769 He pays extra if I let him wear the dog mask. 360 00:23:58,771 --> 00:24:02,139 Or at least, he was gonna. Just untie me, okay? 361 00:24:02,141 --> 00:24:03,774 Uh... Jesus. How? 362 00:24:03,776 --> 00:24:05,809 How do you... Oh, my God! 363 00:24:05,811 --> 00:24:07,711 Is this guy a fucking Eagle Scout? 364 00:24:07,713 --> 00:24:09,880 Hold on. I took sailing camp one summer 365 00:24:09,882 --> 00:24:11,982 and I think this is a... What do you call this knot? 366 00:24:11,984 --> 00:24:13,717 Are you fucking kidding me? Sorry. 367 00:24:13,719 --> 00:24:14,985 Let me, okay, hold on. 368 00:24:14,987 --> 00:24:17,020 It's like a spaghetti factory. 369 00:24:17,022 --> 00:24:18,489 I don't even know where to begin. 370 00:24:18,491 --> 00:24:20,424 Under. Under what? 371 00:24:20,426 --> 00:24:22,092 Under, over. Under. 372 00:24:22,094 --> 00:24:23,627 Under, over, yeah. 373 00:24:23,629 --> 00:24:24,895 Pretty simple. Yeah. 374 00:24:24,897 --> 00:24:26,563 I think I got it, I think I got it! 375 00:24:26,565 --> 00:24:27,965 Got it, got it, got it, got it, got it. 376 00:24:27,967 --> 00:24:29,533 Got it. Is that good? Is that good? 377 00:24:29,535 --> 00:24:32,202 Okay. Phew! Yes! 378 00:24:34,406 --> 00:24:36,974 Yeah, that's it. I knew it! 379 00:24:36,976 --> 00:24:38,175 I knew it. 380 00:24:38,177 --> 00:24:40,444 Idiot! Oww! 381 00:24:40,446 --> 00:24:41,645 Guy: Shit! 382 00:24:41,647 --> 00:24:44,314 Nikki: Here, put this in a case. 383 00:24:46,318 --> 00:24:50,254 Jesus! What the hell is wrong with you people? 384 00:24:52,291 --> 00:24:54,858 Does this go a certain way? 385 00:24:54,860 --> 00:24:57,528 Now look, I still gotta get paid, 386 00:24:57,530 --> 00:24:59,630 but I'm gonna give you half price. 387 00:25:01,233 --> 00:25:03,634 Oh, and good work today. 388 00:25:03,636 --> 00:25:05,335 Oww! Fuck! 389 00:25:05,337 --> 00:25:08,105 Guy, come on. Sorry. Yeah. 390 00:25:08,874 --> 00:25:12,042 Got it. Got it. Got it. 391 00:25:12,044 --> 00:25:14,545 Nikki: Guy, come on! Fucking got it! 392 00:25:14,547 --> 00:25:15,846 Son of a... 393 00:25:15,848 --> 00:25:19,183 Nikki: I can't fucking believe this. 394 00:25:41,807 --> 00:25:43,607 You think this was my fault? 395 00:25:43,609 --> 00:25:46,810 Whose fault was it? You said an hour! 396 00:25:46,812 --> 00:25:48,679 Yeah, well, he was stuck on the Bachmann hitch. 397 00:25:48,681 --> 00:25:50,147 That's a really hard knot. 398 00:25:50,149 --> 00:25:51,748 The rabbit has to go around the tree three times 399 00:25:51,750 --> 00:25:53,383 before he goes down the hole. 400 00:25:53,385 --> 00:25:55,419 You know what, if I'm gonna be late, I usually text 401 00:25:55,421 --> 00:25:57,754 but you said you were sticking to the driving 402 00:25:57,756 --> 00:25:59,156 and I was handling the protection, 403 00:25:59,158 --> 00:26:00,757 which there was no need for, 404 00:26:00,759 --> 00:26:02,492 until you decided there was. 405 00:26:02,494 --> 00:26:05,329 I cannot believe that this is my life right now. 406 00:26:05,331 --> 00:26:09,933 We committed a crime, Nikki. An actual crime. 407 00:26:09,935 --> 00:26:12,202 I broke and entered. I assaulted. 408 00:26:12,204 --> 00:26:16,106 What if he's dead? What if I just murdered a doctor? 409 00:26:16,108 --> 00:26:19,376 Don't flatter yourself. It's a bump on the head at best. 410 00:26:19,378 --> 00:26:21,078 What if he calls the cops? 411 00:26:21,080 --> 00:26:24,047 Trust me, the doc is not gonna tell anyone about this. 412 00:26:24,049 --> 00:26:25,983 Besides him, I'm the only one that knows 413 00:26:25,985 --> 00:26:28,385 about your retarded heroics. 414 00:26:28,387 --> 00:26:29,720 Suffice to say, 415 00:26:29,722 --> 00:26:31,121 I'm not payin' your percentage on that stop. 416 00:26:31,123 --> 00:26:34,224 My percentage? You get 20 % of the take. 417 00:26:34,226 --> 00:26:35,943 What "take"? 418 00:26:35,944 --> 00:26:37,661 Everything we make, you get 20 % of. 419 00:26:37,663 --> 00:26:39,496 How do you not know this? 420 00:26:39,498 --> 00:26:41,098 I don't know, I guess... 421 00:26:41,100 --> 00:26:42,165 everything happened so fast, 422 00:26:42,167 --> 00:26:43,967 I forgot to ask about the money. 423 00:26:43,969 --> 00:26:47,237 Never forget to ask about the money. 424 00:26:47,239 --> 00:26:48,906 How much, exactly, are we talking about? 425 00:26:48,908 --> 00:26:52,075 Saturday night, a couple of stops... 426 00:26:52,077 --> 00:26:53,677 Plus the two girls we're picking up 427 00:26:53,679 --> 00:26:55,245 for the bachelor party... 428 00:26:55,247 --> 00:26:58,916 All in, you could walk away with a grand, maybe two. 429 00:26:58,918 --> 00:27:01,285 Two... Two thousand... dollars? 430 00:27:01,287 --> 00:27:03,053 $2,000? 431 00:27:03,054 --> 00:27:04,820 Just to be clear, I'm not doin' you any favors. 432 00:27:04,823 --> 00:27:06,990 You're gonna earn it. 433 00:27:33,519 --> 00:27:34,952 Nikki: Grab my bag. 434 00:27:37,323 --> 00:27:39,006 Ladies, shake a leg. 435 00:27:39,007 --> 00:27:40,690 Hey, make yourself at home, why don't you? 436 00:27:40,693 --> 00:27:42,492 I always do. Where's Jaxi? 437 00:27:42,494 --> 00:27:44,628 Gettin' dolled up. 438 00:27:44,630 --> 00:27:45,762 Who's he? 439 00:27:45,764 --> 00:27:48,932 Hi, I'm Guy. I'm new. 440 00:27:48,934 --> 00:27:51,601 Nick, what the eff? 441 00:27:56,141 --> 00:27:58,342 Most people do that in the shower. 442 00:27:58,344 --> 00:28:00,110 I'm not most people. 443 00:28:00,112 --> 00:28:02,179 This is a huge night. We can't be breaking in a new dude. 444 00:28:02,181 --> 00:28:05,749 Zip it, okay? He's got a sweet ride. A Volvo. 445 00:28:08,454 --> 00:28:10,287 This him? Nikki: Uh-huh. 446 00:28:10,289 --> 00:28:12,956 Hi. I'm Guy. 447 00:28:12,958 --> 00:28:14,358 He don't look like no driver. 448 00:28:14,360 --> 00:28:16,860 Look, we have a party in the penthouse at The Teal. 449 00:28:16,862 --> 00:28:18,061 We need a guy who's on point. 450 00:28:18,063 --> 00:28:20,364 He's up for it, okay? 451 00:28:20,366 --> 00:28:24,668 To prove it, he's gonna wash the hardware. 452 00:28:26,839 --> 00:28:30,073 Nikki: Right, Guy? Jaxi: Oh shit! 453 00:28:30,075 --> 00:28:32,376 That'll be fun. They've been cooking. 454 00:28:32,378 --> 00:28:34,945 Guy: Is it-- Oh! Jaxi: Scrub-a-dub-dub. 455 00:28:34,947 --> 00:28:37,280 Fallon: It's leaking. 456 00:28:37,282 --> 00:28:40,550 Fallon: Yeah. Guy: You're kidding, right? 457 00:28:40,552 --> 00:28:43,553 The den mother don't kid. Fallon: No. Go, go! 458 00:28:43,555 --> 00:28:44,955 Get it done, son. Okay. 459 00:28:44,957 --> 00:28:46,590 Chop, chop. 460 00:28:46,592 --> 00:28:48,625 Mine's the purple one. Have fun. 461 00:28:48,627 --> 00:28:50,994 It's dirty. 462 00:28:52,531 --> 00:28:55,565 Oh! Eww! 463 00:28:55,567 --> 00:28:57,334 ¶ Oh, yeah ¶ 464 00:28:57,336 --> 00:28:59,102 Oh God! 465 00:29:00,839 --> 00:29:03,740 ¶ Mr. Big Stuff ¶ 466 00:29:03,742 --> 00:29:05,008 ¶ Who do you think you are? ¶ 467 00:29:05,010 --> 00:29:08,245 Eww. ¶ Mr. Big Stuff ¶ 468 00:29:08,247 --> 00:29:11,481 ¶ You're never gonna get my love ¶ 469 00:29:11,483 --> 00:29:15,886 ¶ Now because you wear all these fancy clothes ¶ 470 00:29:15,888 --> 00:29:17,554 ¶ Oh yeah ¶ 471 00:29:17,556 --> 00:29:20,991 ¶ And have a big fine car oh yes, you do now ¶ 472 00:29:20,993 --> 00:29:23,760 ¶ Do you think I can afford ¶ 473 00:29:23,762 --> 00:29:25,996 ¶ To give you my love ¶ 474 00:29:25,998 --> 00:29:27,697 ¶ Oh yeah ¶ 475 00:29:27,699 --> 00:29:31,134 ¶ You think you're higher than every star above ¶ 476 00:29:31,136 --> 00:29:34,237 ¶ Mr. Big Stuff ¶ 477 00:29:34,239 --> 00:29:36,106 ¶ Who do you think you are? ¶ 478 00:29:36,108 --> 00:29:39,142 ¶ Mr. Big Stuff ¶ 479 00:29:39,144 --> 00:29:40,343 ¶ You're never gonna get my love ¶ 480 00:29:40,345 --> 00:29:42,045 Eww. What the... 481 00:29:42,047 --> 00:29:44,581 ¶ Now I know all the girls ¶ 482 00:29:44,583 --> 00:29:47,117 ¶ I've seen you with ¶ 483 00:29:47,119 --> 00:29:50,454 ¶ I know you broke their hearts¶ 484 00:29:50,456 --> 00:29:52,389 Guy: Hon. Baby, why you call me? 485 00:29:52,391 --> 00:29:54,291 What happened with the lady and the doctor? 486 00:29:54,293 --> 00:29:56,193 Guy: No, she's... She's fine. 487 00:29:56,195 --> 00:30:00,664 I picked her up and now we're at this house in the Valley 488 00:30:00,666 --> 00:30:02,199 with two other girls-- 489 00:30:02,201 --> 00:30:04,568 Wait. Two other hookers? 490 00:30:04,570 --> 00:30:06,470 Looks that way, yeah. 491 00:30:06,472 --> 00:30:09,506 Anne: So you're with three hookers now? 492 00:30:09,508 --> 00:30:11,074 Yes. Uh-huh. 493 00:30:11,076 --> 00:30:14,811 It's just you, and three hookers, 494 00:30:14,813 --> 00:30:16,780 at a house in the Valley? 495 00:30:16,782 --> 00:30:20,317 Uh... yeah, but I'm about to drive them 496 00:30:20,319 --> 00:30:23,286 to a party, where there'll be a bunch of guys. 497 00:30:23,288 --> 00:30:27,157 Is that supposed to make me feel better? 498 00:30:27,159 --> 00:30:28,658 Guy: What do you want me to say? 499 00:30:28,660 --> 00:30:30,193 I mean, you're the reason I'm here at all. 500 00:30:30,195 --> 00:30:32,229 Remember, "somebody's daughter?" 501 00:30:32,231 --> 00:30:33,763 Yeah, well it seems like everyone's 502 00:30:33,765 --> 00:30:35,298 safe and sound now. 503 00:30:35,300 --> 00:30:37,200 A few hours ago, you wanted me to do anything 504 00:30:37,202 --> 00:30:38,535 to keep our insurance! 505 00:30:38,537 --> 00:30:40,203 Yeah, well baby, a few hours ago, 506 00:30:40,205 --> 00:30:42,005 there weren't half a dozen silicone tits 507 00:30:42,007 --> 00:30:43,773 staring you in the face. 508 00:30:43,775 --> 00:30:47,511 Yeah, that's not quite what's staring me in the face right now. 509 00:30:47,513 --> 00:30:49,412 You still alive in there? 510 00:30:49,414 --> 00:30:51,047 Nikki: Hey, you're just supposed to be washing those. 511 00:30:51,049 --> 00:30:52,415 Don't give yourself CPR. 512 00:30:52,417 --> 00:30:53,717 We're gonna be tardy to the party. 513 00:30:53,719 --> 00:30:55,652 Guy: Okay. All right. 514 00:30:55,654 --> 00:30:57,654 Babe. I have to go, okay? 515 00:30:57,656 --> 00:31:00,857 I gotta clean the hardware. 516 00:31:00,859 --> 00:31:01,925 I'll talk to you in a little bit. 517 00:31:01,927 --> 00:31:03,760 I love you, okay? Bye. 518 00:31:11,436 --> 00:31:13,170 Hardware? 519 00:31:13,172 --> 00:31:16,506 Okay. Good to go. 520 00:31:16,508 --> 00:31:18,108 You missed a spot. 521 00:31:18,110 --> 00:31:21,077 What, I scrubbed with antibacterial. 522 00:31:21,079 --> 00:31:24,381 On your face. 523 00:31:24,383 --> 00:31:26,016 Oh, God. 524 00:31:26,018 --> 00:31:29,519 Ugh, get it off. Is there...? Can I...? 525 00:31:29,521 --> 00:31:33,523 Come here. Don't be such a wuss. It's just lube. 526 00:31:33,525 --> 00:31:34,624 Eww. 527 00:31:34,626 --> 00:31:36,092 Okay, let's go. 528 00:31:36,094 --> 00:31:38,328 Fallon: Bye, Nicky Hilton. 529 00:31:38,330 --> 00:31:41,498 Jaxi: I call shotgun. Fallon: No, bitch, I got shotgun. 530 00:31:41,500 --> 00:31:43,500 Bye, Nicky Hilton. 531 00:32:25,043 --> 00:32:27,244 Fallon: Woohoo! 532 00:32:27,246 --> 00:32:28,345 Breath mints, anyone? 533 00:32:28,347 --> 00:32:30,814 Jaxi: Nuh-uh, put that shit away. 534 00:32:30,816 --> 00:32:32,082 What is your problem? 535 00:32:32,084 --> 00:32:33,183 I'm not doin' another party 536 00:32:33,185 --> 00:32:34,851 with you about to be poppin' those. 537 00:32:34,853 --> 00:32:36,419 And why the hell not? 538 00:32:36,421 --> 00:32:38,755 Last time you ate my pussy, you had one in your mouth, 539 00:32:38,757 --> 00:32:40,890 I was numb for a week. 540 00:32:40,892 --> 00:32:42,359 Numb, but minty fresh. 541 00:32:42,361 --> 00:32:44,661 Bitch. I am always minty fresh. I'd like you fucking-- 542 00:32:44,663 --> 00:32:47,998 Hey, our driver doesn't want to hear your gory details. 543 00:32:48,000 --> 00:32:50,066 Oh, no, don't mind me. 544 00:32:50,068 --> 00:32:52,369 Fallon: We won't. 545 00:32:55,707 --> 00:32:58,375 Uh, that's... 546 00:32:58,377 --> 00:33:00,877 that's an open container right there. 547 00:33:00,879 --> 00:33:02,379 Yeah, sure is. 548 00:33:02,381 --> 00:33:04,981 How else do you get the liquid out, huh? 549 00:33:04,983 --> 00:33:06,650 Yeah, well... 550 00:33:06,652 --> 00:33:08,852 I don't really think that's a good idea 551 00:33:08,854 --> 00:33:10,120 to have in the car. 552 00:33:10,122 --> 00:33:13,423 Right? I mean, lots of cops. 553 00:33:13,425 --> 00:33:15,625 What's with this guy? 554 00:33:15,627 --> 00:33:18,295 Tell me he's not for real? Please tell me. 555 00:33:18,297 --> 00:33:19,929 I'm sorry, but... 556 00:33:19,931 --> 00:33:23,033 do you want us to buckle our seat belts back here too, grandpa? 557 00:33:23,035 --> 00:33:24,134 'Cause we can. 558 00:33:24,136 --> 00:33:26,102 You know what? Go easy on him. 559 00:33:26,104 --> 00:33:30,040 He's sensitive... I mean, being a gay and all. 560 00:33:30,042 --> 00:33:32,008 Oh, you like boys? 561 00:33:32,010 --> 00:33:34,444 Oh my God, that's so cute! 562 00:33:34,446 --> 00:33:36,279 We never had a homo driver before. 563 00:33:36,281 --> 00:33:40,050 No wonder he took so long washing the dildos. 564 00:33:40,052 --> 00:33:43,086 Ooh, ain't she got your number! 565 00:33:44,723 --> 00:33:47,691 Nikki: We're open-minded. Jaxi: Yeah, always. 566 00:34:34,873 --> 00:34:37,374 Ah, yeah, my brothers! 567 00:34:37,376 --> 00:34:41,044 Da ladies are in da house! 568 00:34:42,981 --> 00:34:44,481 Yo, you the pimp? 569 00:34:44,483 --> 00:34:46,716 You don't gotta front, bro. I know what's up. 570 00:34:46,718 --> 00:34:48,969 You got that gat? 571 00:34:48,970 --> 00:34:51,221 You're the third person to ask me that tonight and I... 572 00:34:51,223 --> 00:34:53,656 You know what, you don't wanna know, actually. 573 00:34:53,658 --> 00:34:56,192 Man: Oh, I bet he knows karate. 574 00:34:56,194 --> 00:34:58,228 What's up, bro? I'm Dan, the Best Man. 575 00:34:58,230 --> 00:34:59,562 Hey, Best Man Dan. 576 00:34:59,564 --> 00:35:00,964 I think we spoke on the phone. 577 00:35:00,966 --> 00:35:03,099 All the stuff in the rider, is in the room, 578 00:35:03,101 --> 00:35:05,268 including the Tabasco. 579 00:35:05,270 --> 00:35:07,270 Cool, let us get ready. 580 00:35:07,272 --> 00:35:09,038 Hey, boys. 581 00:35:09,040 --> 00:35:11,074 Look, I need these guys to have the night of their lives, 582 00:35:11,076 --> 00:35:13,743 I mean, I went all out and got them custom hats and everything. 583 00:35:13,745 --> 00:35:17,814 Umm... in terms of extras after the show, 584 00:35:17,816 --> 00:35:20,049 how does that work? 585 00:35:20,051 --> 00:35:21,751 Uh... 586 00:35:21,753 --> 00:35:25,121 Look-- You know what? We can discuss that I'm sure. 587 00:35:25,123 --> 00:35:27,223 Awesome, dude. Awesome. 588 00:35:27,225 --> 00:35:29,092 Just say the word. Okay. 589 00:35:33,098 --> 00:35:35,298 Everyone take your dicks out. 590 00:35:35,300 --> 00:35:37,434 Whoa! Guy? 591 00:35:37,436 --> 00:35:41,037 Guy fucking Carter! In the flesh. 592 00:35:41,039 --> 00:35:44,707 Yah! What the fuck? 593 00:35:44,709 --> 00:35:46,476 Devon. Yeah, man. 594 00:35:46,478 --> 00:35:49,112 How long has it been, hustler? 595 00:35:49,114 --> 00:35:52,382 Uh... I guess Grad school. 596 00:35:52,384 --> 00:35:55,985 Wow! That is like a lifetime ago. 597 00:35:55,987 --> 00:35:58,955 You heard I made partner 598 00:35:58,957 --> 00:36:01,090 at Pivot Point? 599 00:36:01,092 --> 00:36:03,626 No, wow. You made partner. 600 00:36:03,628 --> 00:36:07,130 Wow, that's... Congratulations. That's amazing. 601 00:36:07,132 --> 00:36:08,865 It's rad. 602 00:36:08,867 --> 00:36:12,335 Me, of all people, designing cell phones. 603 00:36:12,337 --> 00:36:14,804 Here's the secret. Just keep makin' 'em thinner. 604 00:36:14,806 --> 00:36:17,941 They'll keep makin' my pockets fatter. 605 00:36:17,943 --> 00:36:19,409 What about you, man? 606 00:36:19,411 --> 00:36:21,578 How's it shakin' with old Guy Carter? 607 00:36:21,580 --> 00:36:25,114 Oh... you know, it's good. 608 00:36:25,116 --> 00:36:29,919 Yeah, man. It's good. I'm solid. 609 00:36:32,023 --> 00:36:33,823 Jaxi: Hey, driver. Fallon: Hey. 610 00:36:33,825 --> 00:36:37,327 Nikki: Guy, get in here. Pour yourself a drink. 611 00:36:37,329 --> 00:36:38,862 Sucks when the civilians spot you. 612 00:36:38,864 --> 00:36:40,830 Jaxi: That never used to happen. 613 00:36:40,832 --> 00:36:42,699 Now it's like I can't even go to a grocery store 614 00:36:42,701 --> 00:36:44,567 without some jack-hole being like, 615 00:36:44,569 --> 00:36:45,835 "Weren't you in such and such?" 616 00:36:45,837 --> 00:36:48,304 Used to be if you took a really nasty job-- 617 00:36:48,306 --> 00:36:50,039 Like when you did Black Cock Down? 618 00:36:50,041 --> 00:36:53,409 Fallon: And you did Weapons of Ass Destruction? 619 00:36:53,411 --> 00:36:55,078 You know, the only way someone would see it 620 00:36:55,080 --> 00:36:57,380 was if they went to an equally nasty video store, 621 00:36:57,382 --> 00:36:58,815 paid actual money, 622 00:36:58,817 --> 00:37:00,583 watched it in a VCR, returned it 623 00:37:00,585 --> 00:37:01,851 and never gave it another thought. 624 00:37:01,853 --> 00:37:03,753 Not only is everything fucking free now, 625 00:37:03,755 --> 00:37:06,456 They watch it over and over and over. 626 00:37:06,458 --> 00:37:08,391 You guys done with the grass-is-greener shit? 627 00:37:08,393 --> 00:37:10,059 We gotta bring Guy up to speed. 628 00:37:10,061 --> 00:37:12,362 You ready for your fifteen minutes, Big Daddy? 629 00:37:12,364 --> 00:37:15,698 Uh... I'm not sure I follow. 630 00:37:15,700 --> 00:37:18,201 They think you're a pimp, right? 631 00:37:18,203 --> 00:37:21,738 I thought there were no more pimps because of Craigslist? 632 00:37:21,740 --> 00:37:25,074 There aren't. But those fools out there don't know that. 633 00:37:25,076 --> 00:37:26,276 So run with it. 634 00:37:26,278 --> 00:37:27,710 Act like you're Willie Dynamite, 635 00:37:27,712 --> 00:37:29,245 been beating chicks down for years. 636 00:37:29,247 --> 00:37:31,748 That way they feel sorry for us and they tip harder. 637 00:37:31,750 --> 00:37:34,183 How many ones you got? 638 00:37:34,185 --> 00:37:35,652 A hundred. 639 00:37:35,654 --> 00:37:37,186 Here's what we're gonna do. 640 00:37:37,188 --> 00:37:39,255 Sell 'em, collect 'em again, sell 'em again. 641 00:37:39,257 --> 00:37:41,257 If they're not sticky by night's end, 642 00:37:41,259 --> 00:37:43,059 you didn't turn 'em around enough. 643 00:37:43,061 --> 00:37:45,528 And collect the panties, 'cause they'll steal 'em and that shit's costly. 644 00:37:45,530 --> 00:37:49,832 Amen. The most important thing, learn your script. 645 00:37:51,336 --> 00:37:52,969 What, I have to read this? 646 00:37:52,971 --> 00:37:56,072 Nikki: You have to perform it. You're a pimp, remember? 647 00:37:56,074 --> 00:37:59,042 You gotta bring out that big boss, Mac Daddy, 648 00:37:59,044 --> 00:38:01,144 fur-coat-wearin' motherfucker 649 00:38:01,146 --> 00:38:02,679 that I know is in you. 650 00:38:02,681 --> 00:38:04,180 Jaxi: Bring it out, boo-boo. 651 00:38:04,182 --> 00:38:05,682 Okay, no. 652 00:38:05,684 --> 00:38:06,883 Fallon: What? Jaxi: No? 653 00:38:06,885 --> 00:38:07,884 Guy: No, no, no, no, 654 00:38:07,886 --> 00:38:09,552 I... 655 00:38:09,554 --> 00:38:10,553 I can't do this. 656 00:38:10,555 --> 00:38:11,988 Fallon: Are you kidding? 657 00:38:11,990 --> 00:38:13,756 I can't do this. 658 00:38:13,758 --> 00:38:17,293 There are people out there that I... 659 00:38:17,295 --> 00:38:18,928 I'm sorry. 660 00:38:18,930 --> 00:38:22,298 I thought I was gonna be delivering pizzas tonight. 661 00:38:22,300 --> 00:38:23,833 Honestly. 662 00:38:23,835 --> 00:38:26,035 I'm in way over my head here. 663 00:38:26,037 --> 00:38:28,371 I... I... 664 00:38:28,373 --> 00:38:32,075 This... 665 00:38:32,077 --> 00:38:34,344 I understand, Guy. 666 00:38:34,346 --> 00:38:36,079 What? 667 00:38:37,349 --> 00:38:40,950 You do? Yeah, 'cause it's... 668 00:38:40,952 --> 00:38:43,920 Thank you. We get it. 669 00:38:43,922 --> 00:38:45,455 Thank you. 670 00:38:45,457 --> 00:38:48,658 Because this... is just not me. 671 00:38:48,660 --> 00:38:52,328 But, I'll pay for your cab, it's only fair. 672 00:38:52,330 --> 00:38:53,896 Nikki: We got it, Guy. 673 00:38:53,898 --> 00:38:56,899 One thing, though. You got a long drive. 674 00:38:56,901 --> 00:39:00,203 Might wanna visit the little boys room, first. 675 00:39:00,205 --> 00:39:02,872 Smart thinking. 676 00:39:02,874 --> 00:39:05,875 I do kind of have to go. So, excuse me. 677 00:39:07,479 --> 00:39:09,979 Mm mm mm. 678 00:39:09,981 --> 00:39:13,516 Who said, "Don't break a guy in on a Saturday night?" 679 00:39:13,518 --> 00:39:14,817 Who said it? 680 00:39:14,819 --> 00:39:17,253 Get your gear on and shut your faces. 681 00:39:22,761 --> 00:39:26,095 Oh, sorry, it's all yours. 682 00:39:27,165 --> 00:39:30,433 I'm not here for the bathroom. 683 00:39:30,435 --> 00:39:34,437 So, you goin' home to your boyfriend? 684 00:39:34,439 --> 00:39:35,805 Huh? 685 00:39:35,807 --> 00:39:37,907 You're still gay, right? 686 00:39:37,909 --> 00:39:42,211 Oh, yeah. I'm gay. See? 687 00:39:42,213 --> 00:39:45,181 Pink shirt. I'm gay. 688 00:39:46,551 --> 00:39:48,117 So... 689 00:39:49,421 --> 00:39:53,322 you don't like it when I do this? 690 00:39:53,324 --> 00:39:56,426 Um... not really. 691 00:39:57,762 --> 00:39:59,762 Or this...? 692 00:40:01,332 --> 00:40:03,032 No. 693 00:40:05,470 --> 00:40:08,137 Or this? 694 00:40:08,139 --> 00:40:09,338 Umm... 695 00:40:12,977 --> 00:40:15,745 Homos don't pop boners when girls touch them. 696 00:40:15,747 --> 00:40:18,314 You know who does? Husbands. 697 00:40:19,984 --> 00:40:22,485 Look, can I have my phone, please? 698 00:40:22,487 --> 00:40:25,588 Is this your "boyfriend"? 699 00:40:25,590 --> 00:40:28,458 That's Anne. That is my wife. 700 00:40:28,460 --> 00:40:31,994 I wonder what Anne would think of this? 701 00:40:31,996 --> 00:40:36,733 Let's see, contacts. Anne Carter. 702 00:40:36,735 --> 00:40:38,468 "Attaching file"... 703 00:40:38,470 --> 00:40:40,570 Okay, Nikki... Nikki... 704 00:40:40,572 --> 00:40:42,772 Please... please. 705 00:40:42,774 --> 00:40:45,308 She's 37 weeks pregnant. 706 00:40:45,310 --> 00:40:46,943 She's very fragile right now. 707 00:40:46,945 --> 00:40:49,812 She will not understand this, not in a million years. 708 00:40:49,814 --> 00:40:51,948 I'm sure she wouldn't. I wouldn't. 709 00:40:51,950 --> 00:40:53,449 I mean, nobody likes a cheater. 710 00:40:53,451 --> 00:40:57,220 Okay, please, Anne will leave me. 711 00:40:57,222 --> 00:40:59,622 She will leave me, okay? 712 00:40:59,624 --> 00:41:03,359 You don't understand the stress we're under, 713 00:41:03,361 --> 00:41:04,527 both of us out of work. 714 00:41:04,529 --> 00:41:06,829 Oh, cry me a river, Volvo Guy. 715 00:41:06,831 --> 00:41:08,231 Yeah, things sound really desperate, 716 00:41:08,233 --> 00:41:10,500 with you turning your back on an easy grand. 717 00:41:10,502 --> 00:41:13,469 I... I told you, 718 00:41:13,471 --> 00:41:15,772 I can't do this job. 719 00:41:15,774 --> 00:41:18,674 It's too much for me. 720 00:41:18,676 --> 00:41:21,711 Everything's just... 721 00:41:21,713 --> 00:41:26,682 It's too much for me. 722 00:41:26,684 --> 00:41:29,085 I got two words for you, mister: 723 00:41:29,087 --> 00:41:31,854 Buck the hell up. 724 00:41:31,856 --> 00:41:34,056 Now, I'm gonna keep hold of this. 725 00:41:34,058 --> 00:41:35,758 And you're gonna learn these... 726 00:41:35,760 --> 00:41:37,293 and get your non-gay-ass 727 00:41:37,295 --> 00:41:39,595 into that room and you're gonna do your job. 728 00:41:39,597 --> 00:41:40,997 Okay? 729 00:41:50,942 --> 00:41:53,509 He was un-cool with it. Now he's cool with it. 730 00:41:53,511 --> 00:41:56,846 Let's go, let's go. Lets' go. 731 00:41:56,848 --> 00:42:00,483 Bring them out! Bring them out! 732 00:42:00,485 --> 00:42:02,785 Bring them out! Bring them out! 733 00:42:02,787 --> 00:42:06,122 Bring them out! 734 00:42:10,295 --> 00:42:11,494 Whoa, whoa, whoa... 735 00:42:11,496 --> 00:42:13,462 Guy: All right. Shit. 736 00:42:13,464 --> 00:42:14,630 Man: That shirt is so pink. 737 00:42:14,632 --> 00:42:17,366 Hi. 738 00:42:17,368 --> 00:42:20,169 Hello. Hi. Okay, okay. 739 00:42:20,171 --> 00:42:22,638 Sit down. Man: Come on, get on with it. 740 00:42:22,640 --> 00:42:24,807 You want me to bring the ladies out... 741 00:42:24,809 --> 00:42:27,376 we gotta learn a few basic rules. 742 00:42:29,080 --> 00:42:30,913 Bullshit! 743 00:42:33,151 --> 00:42:36,886 First and foremost, no kissing the ladies on the mouth. 744 00:42:36,888 --> 00:42:38,387 They don't like it. 745 00:42:41,025 --> 00:42:43,025 It's alright, it's... Man: Can I kiss you? 746 00:42:43,027 --> 00:42:46,596 That's what it says. Second rule... 747 00:42:46,598 --> 00:42:47,997 Man: Take off your top! 748 00:42:47,999 --> 00:42:50,066 No fingers in any holes. 749 00:42:53,004 --> 00:42:54,237 That's a deal breaker. 750 00:42:54,239 --> 00:42:58,040 That also goes for remote controls. 751 00:42:58,042 --> 00:43:02,345 Cheese doodles. Action figures. Action figures? 752 00:43:02,347 --> 00:43:04,247 Man: Is my dick an action figure? 753 00:43:04,249 --> 00:43:08,584 Anything other than a sanctioned toy goes in the holes, 754 00:43:08,586 --> 00:43:09,585 show's over. 755 00:43:12,724 --> 00:43:14,891 One last thing. 756 00:43:14,893 --> 00:43:17,460 You want a hot show, you're gonna have to tip. 757 00:43:17,462 --> 00:43:18,995 Man: I'll show you my tip. 758 00:43:18,997 --> 00:43:22,632 I'll be selling ones all night, all right? 759 00:43:22,634 --> 00:43:24,700 So, anyone? 760 00:43:28,539 --> 00:43:29,872 Man: Fuck yeah! 761 00:43:29,874 --> 00:43:31,607 Guy: Put your hands together 762 00:43:31,609 --> 00:43:33,743 for the owner and founder 763 00:43:33,745 --> 00:43:37,313 of "Bad Gurls" party services, 764 00:43:37,315 --> 00:43:38,514 Miss Nikki Winters 765 00:43:38,516 --> 00:43:41,550 and her BFFs Jaxi and Fallon! 766 00:43:46,224 --> 00:43:47,957 Take it off! 767 00:43:50,295 --> 00:43:52,128 Yeah! 768 00:44:14,752 --> 00:44:18,220 Man: Work that! Shake it out right! 769 00:44:47,852 --> 00:44:50,519 Good work, Guy. You get your phone back. 770 00:44:52,123 --> 00:44:53,656 Thanks. 771 00:44:54,826 --> 00:44:57,059 Jaxi: You like that, Daddy? 772 00:44:57,061 --> 00:45:01,330 There you go. Um-hmm. Yeah. 773 00:45:01,332 --> 00:45:02,932 I'll take that. 774 00:45:02,934 --> 00:45:07,069 Hey, bullshit on that shit! 775 00:45:07,071 --> 00:45:09,805 Your chick just lifted all my ones! 776 00:45:09,807 --> 00:45:12,842 That's fuckin' unacceptable. 777 00:45:12,844 --> 00:45:14,076 That's how you run your business, bro? 778 00:45:14,078 --> 00:45:15,778 No, no, no! I'm sorry. 779 00:45:15,780 --> 00:45:17,313 I'll get your ones back. 780 00:45:17,315 --> 00:45:19,215 Watch and learn. 781 00:45:19,217 --> 00:45:21,350 Oh yeah! Oh! 782 00:45:40,905 --> 00:45:42,805 Jaxi: Make it rain, baby! 783 00:45:42,807 --> 00:45:44,640 Hi, Daddy! 784 00:45:47,812 --> 00:45:51,881 Jaxi: You like that? Give me more. 785 00:45:51,883 --> 00:45:53,682 Hello? Jaxi: I'll keep giving you more. 786 00:45:53,684 --> 00:45:57,787 Anne. Hold on, hold on. 787 00:46:03,694 --> 00:46:06,095 Hon. Everything okay? 788 00:46:08,766 --> 00:46:12,501 What? Wait. Now? 789 00:46:12,503 --> 00:46:16,072 That's impossible. You're still three weeks away. 790 00:46:17,642 --> 00:46:21,510 This is what marriage is gonna feel like. 791 00:46:24,382 --> 00:46:27,383 Holy Christ. Okay. Well, uh... 792 00:46:27,385 --> 00:46:31,187 What should we do? What do you want me to do? 793 00:46:34,492 --> 00:46:36,659 Okay, I'll be there. 794 00:46:41,799 --> 00:46:43,132 Ow! Hey, it really hurts. 795 00:46:43,134 --> 00:46:45,334 Nikki: It's supposed to. 796 00:46:45,336 --> 00:46:48,003 Guy: Nikki, Nikki, Nikki, I gotta talk to you. 797 00:46:48,005 --> 00:46:49,438 I'm kinda in the middle of something. 798 00:46:49,440 --> 00:46:52,908 Guy: It's an emergency. Please? 799 00:46:52,910 --> 00:46:54,343 Nikki: Go to town. 800 00:46:54,345 --> 00:46:57,012 Man: His ass is bleeding, dude! 801 00:46:57,014 --> 00:46:59,014 It actually really hurts. 802 00:46:59,016 --> 00:47:00,950 Nikki: What's the problem? 803 00:47:00,952 --> 00:47:02,418 I gotta go. 804 00:47:02,420 --> 00:47:04,120 Haven't we been through this already tonight? 805 00:47:04,122 --> 00:47:06,889 This is different. I'm having a family crisis. 806 00:47:06,891 --> 00:47:09,558 Yeah, well, You leave, I'm having a financial crisis, okay? 807 00:47:09,560 --> 00:47:11,594 Party games are up next. You really wanna miss all the fun? 808 00:47:11,596 --> 00:47:14,063 No, no, but-- Yeah, we're gonna put licorice up our pussies, 809 00:47:14,065 --> 00:47:15,264 and they're gonna eat it out. 810 00:47:15,266 --> 00:47:16,799 Then we pour tequila shots in our pussies 811 00:47:16,801 --> 00:47:18,200 and they drink it out. 812 00:47:18,202 --> 00:47:19,935 Oh, then we put whipped cream in our pussies 813 00:47:19,937 --> 00:47:21,337 and they lick-- 814 00:47:21,339 --> 00:47:23,072 I get it, I get it. Lots of stuff going into the... 815 00:47:23,074 --> 00:47:25,474 Fallon: That's what we do. Guy: ...pussies. 816 00:47:25,476 --> 00:47:27,143 Yeah, I need you here to cut the deals, 817 00:47:27,145 --> 00:47:28,210 keep the supplies coming 818 00:47:28,212 --> 00:47:29,678 tequila, candy, whipped cream... 819 00:47:29,680 --> 00:47:32,848 Nikki, my wife just called. 820 00:47:32,850 --> 00:47:34,950 She's having the baby. 821 00:47:34,952 --> 00:47:37,620 Are you fucking with me? 822 00:47:37,622 --> 00:47:38,921 I wish I were. 823 00:47:38,923 --> 00:47:41,223 Fine. Go have your damn infant. 824 00:47:41,225 --> 00:47:43,159 Just don't expect to get paid. 825 00:47:43,161 --> 00:47:44,160 Jaxi: 'Cause you didn't do shit! 826 00:47:44,162 --> 00:47:46,929 I don't. It's... I don't. 827 00:47:46,931 --> 00:47:49,231 Bye, loser. 828 00:47:50,368 --> 00:47:52,334 Jaxi: I thought he was gay. 829 00:48:17,295 --> 00:48:18,894 Sorry. 830 00:48:20,498 --> 00:48:22,565 Hi. Maternity? 831 00:48:25,403 --> 00:48:26,702 Sorry. 832 00:48:28,005 --> 00:48:30,472 Hi. What's happening? 833 00:48:30,474 --> 00:48:32,308 Baby, this is Doctor Siegel. 834 00:48:32,310 --> 00:48:33,909 This is my husband, Guy. 835 00:48:33,911 --> 00:48:36,278 Hi. Is it coming out? 836 00:48:36,280 --> 00:48:38,914 Uh... It is, but not today. 837 00:48:38,916 --> 00:48:41,483 He says I'm not even dilated. 838 00:48:41,485 --> 00:48:43,485 But okay-- What about the pain? 839 00:48:43,487 --> 00:48:46,121 Well, your wife was experiencing false labor. 840 00:48:46,123 --> 00:48:48,557 Which is not uncommon during the first pregnancy. 841 00:48:48,559 --> 00:48:50,059 Could be brought on by anything really. 842 00:48:50,061 --> 00:48:51,760 Dehydration, stress... 843 00:48:51,762 --> 00:48:54,964 We started a saline drip just to kind of settle things down. 844 00:48:54,966 --> 00:48:56,966 I'm already feeling better. 845 00:48:56,968 --> 00:48:59,535 Oh, thank God. 846 00:49:01,539 --> 00:49:06,075 Oh, thank God. I cannot have this kid yet. 847 00:49:06,077 --> 00:49:08,344 Well, she is coming out sooner or later. 848 00:49:08,346 --> 00:49:10,179 I'm gonna go make a note in your chart. 849 00:49:10,181 --> 00:49:11,947 I'll be back in a bit to take that drip out. 850 00:49:11,949 --> 00:49:13,983 Anne: Thank you. 851 00:49:17,655 --> 00:49:19,355 You know, it really hurts my feelings 852 00:49:19,357 --> 00:49:21,290 when you say things like that. 853 00:49:21,292 --> 00:49:22,658 Oh. 854 00:49:22,660 --> 00:49:26,195 I don't mean to upset you. I'm just... 855 00:49:26,197 --> 00:49:27,496 I'm just being honest. 856 00:49:27,498 --> 00:49:29,365 I'm not ready. 857 00:49:29,367 --> 00:49:33,235 What if I just suck at being a dad? Really. 858 00:49:33,237 --> 00:49:36,171 What if I'm a bad provider, 859 00:49:36,173 --> 00:49:38,507 financially and emotionally? 860 00:49:38,509 --> 00:49:40,175 I mean, think about it, Annie. 861 00:49:40,177 --> 00:49:43,245 We are bringing an actual human, 862 00:49:43,247 --> 00:49:46,815 a real human life into this world. 863 00:49:46,817 --> 00:49:48,717 She's gonna be a person. 864 00:49:48,719 --> 00:49:52,588 And everything that she is and is going to be 865 00:49:52,590 --> 00:49:54,340 depends upon us. 866 00:49:54,341 --> 00:49:56,091 What made us think we could do that? 867 00:49:56,093 --> 00:49:58,927 What if we're not up to the job? 868 00:49:58,929 --> 00:50:02,498 I just spent two hours with three women whose parents 869 00:50:02,500 --> 00:50:05,267 clearly did something wrong because there's no way 870 00:50:05,269 --> 00:50:07,369 a well-adjusted person 871 00:50:07,371 --> 00:50:09,371 would stick licorice rope up their- 872 00:50:09,373 --> 00:50:11,640 Licorice rope? I love Licorice rope. 873 00:50:11,642 --> 00:50:16,211 Yeah, me too. I was just saying how I wish I had some. 874 00:50:16,213 --> 00:50:18,647 Can't help ya there, but you're lucky 875 00:50:18,649 --> 00:50:20,349 you got a doctor with a sweet tooth. 876 00:50:20,351 --> 00:50:22,718 Would you care for a Fruit Burst? 877 00:50:22,720 --> 00:50:24,887 No, thank you. 878 00:50:26,123 --> 00:50:28,057 Baby, what if you're right? 879 00:50:28,059 --> 00:50:30,259 What if she hates us? 880 00:50:30,261 --> 00:50:32,594 Why wouldn't she? I hate my parents. 881 00:50:32,596 --> 00:50:34,463 You do not hate your parents. 882 00:50:34,465 --> 00:50:38,133 Well, I do. I mean, I don't totally love my parents. 883 00:50:38,135 --> 00:50:40,936 I wouldn't choose to hang out with them. 884 00:50:40,938 --> 00:50:42,304 What if she feels about me 885 00:50:42,306 --> 00:50:44,640 the way that I feel about my mom? 886 00:50:44,642 --> 00:50:46,342 Oh, my God. 887 00:50:46,344 --> 00:50:48,344 I'd kill myself. 888 00:50:48,346 --> 00:50:50,346 Sign here, and here... 889 00:50:50,348 --> 00:50:52,247 Pay that much now, 890 00:50:52,249 --> 00:50:54,883 and then mail this form into the insurance 891 00:50:54,885 --> 00:50:56,452 to get your reimbursement. 892 00:50:56,454 --> 00:50:59,488 If we still have insurance by then. 893 00:50:59,490 --> 00:51:00,756 Man. 894 00:51:00,758 --> 00:51:04,727 That's about how much Nikki said I'd make tonight. 895 00:51:04,729 --> 00:51:06,528 What, the hookers? 896 00:51:06,530 --> 00:51:10,499 Yeah, there was a lotta money flying around. 897 00:51:10,501 --> 00:51:15,204 But I'm done. Thank you. 898 00:51:15,206 --> 00:51:18,207 Come on. Let's get you home and into bed. 899 00:51:18,209 --> 00:51:20,409 You should probably come with me. 900 00:51:20,411 --> 00:51:23,312 No, I don't want to leave my car here. I'll drive. 901 00:51:23,314 --> 00:51:24,313 Are you sure? I'll meet you there. 902 00:51:24,315 --> 00:51:25,981 You sure? You sure? 903 00:51:25,983 --> 00:51:27,049 I love you. I love you. 904 00:51:27,051 --> 00:51:29,685 All right, I'll meet you at home. 905 00:51:34,692 --> 00:51:37,226 Ma'am, is there a water fountain around here? 906 00:51:37,228 --> 00:51:38,927 Right around the corner to the right. 907 00:51:38,929 --> 00:51:40,629 Thank you. 908 00:51:56,247 --> 00:51:57,679 You? 909 00:51:59,183 --> 00:52:00,916 You. 910 00:52:12,463 --> 00:52:15,497 Orderly: Doctor? Doctor Kurtz? 911 00:52:15,499 --> 00:52:16,598 Yes. 912 00:52:16,600 --> 00:52:19,168 Is he...? Is that a patient? 913 00:52:19,170 --> 00:52:23,071 Hey... Code Grey! Code Grey! 914 00:52:23,073 --> 00:52:25,107 Oh shit. 915 00:52:27,845 --> 00:52:32,181 Woman on PA System: Dr. Grey, Dr. Grey. North wing. 916 00:52:32,183 --> 00:52:35,751 Dr. Grey, Dr. Grey. North wing. 917 00:53:10,521 --> 00:53:14,690 Guy: Oh jeez! Kurtz: Shh. 918 00:53:16,627 --> 00:53:18,260 I just filled this syringe 919 00:53:18,262 --> 00:53:20,162 with 1.1 milliliters of Anectine. 920 00:53:20,164 --> 00:53:23,365 Enough to paralyze you for several hours. 921 00:53:23,367 --> 00:53:26,835 It's a very disagreeable experience. 922 00:53:26,837 --> 00:53:30,706 Whatta you say we go look up Nikki, huh? 923 00:53:30,708 --> 00:53:32,174 Okay. 924 00:53:32,176 --> 00:53:33,642 Come on. 925 00:53:38,649 --> 00:53:41,116 What are you planning on doing to her? 926 00:53:42,820 --> 00:53:44,853 I don't know yet. 927 00:53:44,855 --> 00:53:47,856 You're really starting to sound like a creepy doctor, you know that? 928 00:53:47,858 --> 00:53:51,894 Yeah. You know what? Just keep driving. 929 00:53:51,896 --> 00:53:54,263 What happened wasn't her fault. 930 00:53:54,265 --> 00:53:55,998 It was mine. 931 00:53:56,000 --> 00:53:58,634 I'm new to this. I thought she was being tortured. 932 00:53:58,636 --> 00:54:00,068 I pay extra for that. 933 00:54:00,070 --> 00:54:01,637 I know that now, 934 00:54:01,639 --> 00:54:03,605 but I think you can appreciate the misunderstanding. 935 00:54:03,607 --> 00:54:07,175 I mean, If you heard what I heard... it sounded pretty extreme. 936 00:54:09,213 --> 00:54:10,812 Obviously, you have issues. 937 00:54:10,814 --> 00:54:13,048 Maybe you should consider therapy? 938 00:54:13,050 --> 00:54:15,884 Or you might want to rethink the missionary position. 939 00:54:15,886 --> 00:54:17,319 It still works. 940 00:54:17,321 --> 00:54:19,488 Rather well, as a matter of fact. 941 00:54:19,490 --> 00:54:22,090 And it leaves s lot less room for confusion. 942 00:54:22,092 --> 00:54:24,159 Shut the fuck up. 943 00:54:26,397 --> 00:54:29,331 I don't think you realize how lucky you are. 944 00:54:29,333 --> 00:54:30,766 You're a doctor. 945 00:54:30,768 --> 00:54:33,235 You're getting to do, what I imagine, 946 00:54:33,237 --> 00:54:34,236 you've always wanted to do-- 947 00:54:34,238 --> 00:54:35,537 and getting paid for it. 948 00:54:35,539 --> 00:54:36,972 Do you know how rare that is? 949 00:54:36,974 --> 00:54:38,540 Most people work their whole lives 950 00:54:38,542 --> 00:54:40,208 and never get that chance. 951 00:54:40,210 --> 00:54:41,577 You go in there half-cocked, 952 00:54:41,579 --> 00:54:43,211 you're throwing it all away. 953 00:54:43,213 --> 00:54:45,247 Your medical license? Gone. 954 00:54:45,249 --> 00:54:47,282 And for what? 955 00:54:47,284 --> 00:54:50,919 Go! Go! Go! 956 00:54:50,921 --> 00:54:53,822 Another thing, doctor, I Googled your house. 957 00:54:53,824 --> 00:54:55,924 It is a Paul Williams. 1953. 958 00:54:55,926 --> 00:54:59,728 Preservation boards go crazy for him 959 00:54:59,730 --> 00:55:01,797 because he was black, working in an all-white hierarchy. 960 00:55:01,799 --> 00:55:03,865 Guy: You could get landmark status. 961 00:55:03,867 --> 00:55:05,634 Are you fucking kidding me? 962 00:55:05,636 --> 00:55:08,303 Guy: Nikki. Shit. 963 00:55:08,305 --> 00:55:10,405 Guy: Nikki, don't move. 964 00:55:10,407 --> 00:55:13,141 Doctor, please don't. 965 00:55:13,143 --> 00:55:16,712 Listen to me, think about it. Think about all of it. 966 00:55:16,714 --> 00:55:18,113 You get landmark status. 967 00:55:18,115 --> 00:55:23,318 Which, on your house, means no property taxes! 968 00:55:23,320 --> 00:55:25,487 That's huge cash savings. 969 00:55:33,430 --> 00:55:34,763 Holy shit! 970 00:55:34,765 --> 00:55:36,798 Why the fuck did you bring him here? 971 00:55:36,800 --> 00:55:39,067 What? I... 972 00:55:39,069 --> 00:55:40,502 Did you not just see...? 973 00:55:40,504 --> 00:55:42,437 He kidnapped me! 974 00:55:42,439 --> 00:55:46,975 Dr. Fucking Strangelove works at our hospital. 975 00:55:46,977 --> 00:55:49,811 He was hell bent on getting revenge or something. 976 00:55:49,813 --> 00:55:51,513 Nikki: I guess he's shit outta luck. 977 00:55:51,515 --> 00:55:53,348 Guy: Yeah, it looks that way. 978 00:55:53,350 --> 00:55:55,484 I hope to fuck he's not dead. 979 00:55:55,486 --> 00:55:58,220 No, he's just paralyzed for a couple of hours. 980 00:55:58,222 --> 00:56:01,289 It's a... 981 00:56:01,291 --> 00:56:03,759 Thing. It's a neck... Whatever. 982 00:56:03,761 --> 00:56:06,461 Awesome. So what's the deal with your baby? 983 00:56:06,463 --> 00:56:08,497 False alarm. 984 00:56:08,499 --> 00:56:12,034 Well, since you're here, want your old job back? 985 00:56:16,573 --> 00:56:19,908 Come on, doc. I got you. 986 00:56:22,479 --> 00:56:24,479 Look what the cat dragged in. 987 00:56:24,481 --> 00:56:26,948 Hey! Now the party's gonna get really crazy! 988 00:56:26,950 --> 00:56:30,352 Pull up a bottle, "driver." We're in the home stretch. 989 00:56:31,922 --> 00:56:34,890 Hey, can you hook that for me, Love? 990 00:56:34,892 --> 00:56:37,325 Oh, yeah. 991 00:56:37,327 --> 00:56:39,761 That's not one of the regular Kiss guys, is it? 992 00:56:39,763 --> 00:56:42,631 No, it's Eric Carr. He's the best. 993 00:56:42,633 --> 00:56:44,766 He replaced Peter Criss on the drums. 994 00:56:44,768 --> 00:56:47,402 Guy: Good to know. Yeah, he's a fox. 995 00:56:47,404 --> 00:56:49,838 How can you tell? He's got paint all over his face. 996 00:56:49,840 --> 00:56:51,540 No, I mean, literally. 997 00:56:51,542 --> 00:56:54,209 He's a fox, like, that's his character. 998 00:56:54,211 --> 00:56:55,711 Her mom slept with him once. 999 00:56:55,713 --> 00:56:57,646 That's Fallon's big claim to fame, 1000 00:56:57,648 --> 00:57:00,048 she could have been the Kiss drummer's daughter. 1001 00:57:00,050 --> 00:57:03,385 Nikki: Okay, this is it. The big finale. 1002 00:57:03,387 --> 00:57:07,089 We're lookin' to get five bills. It's up to you. 1003 00:57:07,091 --> 00:57:11,293 At this point, there's pretty much nothing that'll shock me. 1004 00:57:11,295 --> 00:57:13,095 Except this. 1005 00:57:13,097 --> 00:57:16,998 We're looking to get every single mother fuckin' dollar. 1006 00:57:17,000 --> 00:57:20,135 Fallon: Yeah. Work it down to the bone. 1007 00:57:21,939 --> 00:57:23,839 I'm ticklish. Balls out. 1008 00:57:24,708 --> 00:57:26,241 Man: This guy? 1009 00:57:26,243 --> 00:57:28,610 All right, everybody. 1010 00:57:28,612 --> 00:57:30,378 Guy: Alright, alright. 1011 00:57:32,950 --> 00:57:36,718 Listen, this is the moment you've all been waiting for. 1012 00:57:40,924 --> 00:57:44,326 It's time for the girl-on-girl... 1013 00:57:44,328 --> 00:57:48,563 on-girl sex show. 1014 00:57:48,565 --> 00:57:49,698 Now, now listen, 1015 00:57:49,700 --> 00:57:53,969 this is one hot, sick show. 1016 00:57:53,971 --> 00:57:57,839 Everything you see is real. 1017 00:57:57,841 --> 00:58:00,709 I'm serious. Everything. One hundred percent. 1018 00:58:00,711 --> 00:58:03,011 None of it is fake. Listen, listen... 1019 00:58:05,883 --> 00:58:08,817 All right, all right. Stop it! 1020 00:58:08,819 --> 00:58:11,052 Guy: You want proof? Man: Bullshit! 1021 00:58:11,054 --> 00:58:14,823 Our girl Fallon, she's gonna prove it. 1022 00:58:14,825 --> 00:58:18,727 There's no way to fake what she's about to do. 1023 00:58:18,729 --> 00:58:22,063 Guy: Okay, it is the real deal. 1024 00:58:22,065 --> 00:58:25,433 Now I don't wanna ruin the surprise 1025 00:58:25,435 --> 00:58:27,969 but suffice to say, 1026 00:58:27,971 --> 00:58:31,039 you might not wanna sit too close. 1027 00:58:34,878 --> 00:58:37,279 I need to see the money. Help me out. 1028 00:58:37,281 --> 00:58:39,881 'Cause I can't-- We can't go forward without the money! 1029 00:58:39,883 --> 00:58:42,417 So what do you say? How about some money? 1030 00:58:46,723 --> 00:58:48,256 You guys are very smart. 1031 00:58:48,258 --> 00:58:49,758 'Cause you just bought yourself a memory 1032 00:58:49,760 --> 00:58:54,095 that you will never ever forget. Boom. 1033 00:58:58,669 --> 00:59:00,969 What I tell you? 1034 00:59:02,539 --> 00:59:05,040 Woo! 1035 01:00:13,243 --> 01:00:15,644 Anne: Where'd you go? I thought you were right behind me? 1036 01:00:15,646 --> 01:00:18,113 Guy: I got sidelined. Anne: By what? 1037 01:00:18,115 --> 01:00:20,081 It's a long story, try not to be mad, 1038 01:00:20,083 --> 01:00:22,951 but, I'm back at the hotel. 1039 01:00:22,953 --> 01:00:25,053 Now you've got me thinking about this baby. 1040 01:00:25,055 --> 01:00:27,889 What if I hate her? What if she's ugly? 1041 01:00:27,891 --> 01:00:30,558 What if she has one of those giant raspberry birthmarks 1042 01:00:30,560 --> 01:00:32,327 on her face and I can't bond with her 1043 01:00:32,329 --> 01:00:34,095 because I can't even look at her? 1044 01:00:34,097 --> 01:00:35,730 What if I hate her because she's beautiful, 1045 01:00:35,732 --> 01:00:37,866 more beautiful than I am? 1046 01:00:37,868 --> 01:00:40,302 And I get super jealous of her and resentful 1047 01:00:40,304 --> 01:00:42,771 and competitive because she has six pack abs... 1048 01:00:42,773 --> 01:00:44,272 Nikki: Guy, come on. 1049 01:00:44,274 --> 01:00:46,074 While I bust my ass at CrossFit every week 1050 01:00:46,076 --> 01:00:48,143 and still have this weird an inner tube around my waist? 1051 01:00:48,145 --> 01:00:52,614 Oh, my God, Guy, I feel the postpartum already setting in. 1052 01:00:52,616 --> 01:00:54,382 Does California have a law 1053 01:00:54,384 --> 01:00:55,984 where you can drop off a baby at a fire station-- 1054 01:00:55,986 --> 01:00:59,120 Babe, babe, babe, babe. You're spinning. 1055 01:00:59,122 --> 01:01:01,790 I know! That's why I need you to come home right now! 1056 01:01:01,792 --> 01:01:05,060 The party isn't over yet. 1057 01:01:05,062 --> 01:01:07,529 We need to clean up and get these girls home. 1058 01:01:07,531 --> 01:01:09,564 Look, just try to relax. 1059 01:01:09,566 --> 01:01:14,302 Try to lay down. Lay down and make some chamomile tea. 1060 01:01:14,304 --> 01:01:15,470 Guy: Just calm-- 1061 01:01:15,472 --> 01:01:17,305 Anne: I can't calm down! 1062 01:01:17,307 --> 01:01:19,374 You know why, because I don't have a "me" 1063 01:01:19,376 --> 01:01:21,943 to calm me down like I do for you! 1064 01:01:21,945 --> 01:01:24,012 The one time I need a "me," 1065 01:01:24,014 --> 01:01:25,280 you're not here! 1066 01:01:25,282 --> 01:01:28,116 Babe? Babe? 1067 01:01:45,002 --> 01:01:46,067 Fallon: Oh, yeah! 1068 01:01:46,069 --> 01:01:49,070 Go! Go! Go! 1069 01:01:53,377 --> 01:01:56,444 Crowd: Oh! 1070 01:01:57,547 --> 01:02:00,281 Oh, my God! That's so wrong! 1071 01:02:11,028 --> 01:02:13,428 Go clean yourself up. 1072 01:02:13,430 --> 01:02:15,096 What is that stuff? 1073 01:02:15,098 --> 01:02:18,066 Nobody knows. But you should clean it off. 1074 01:02:20,637 --> 01:02:23,538 I think I'm in love. 1075 01:02:37,687 --> 01:02:39,654 Oh, shit. 1076 01:02:53,770 --> 01:02:55,537 We got robbed. 1077 01:02:55,539 --> 01:02:57,572 Robbed? 1078 01:02:57,574 --> 01:02:58,706 As in, someone came in here 1079 01:02:58,708 --> 01:03:00,508 and snaked all our cash. 1080 01:03:00,510 --> 01:03:02,143 Wait, are you sure? 1081 01:03:02,145 --> 01:03:05,713 This was full. Now it's not. 1082 01:03:05,715 --> 01:03:07,282 Who would do something like that? 1083 01:03:07,284 --> 01:03:09,484 One of those limp dick fuck boys. 1084 01:03:09,486 --> 01:03:11,152 You killed yourselves for that money! 1085 01:03:11,154 --> 01:03:13,588 I wouldn't go that far, but, yeah, 1086 01:03:13,590 --> 01:03:14,923 it took some effort. 1087 01:03:14,925 --> 01:03:16,691 Hold on, wait. 1088 01:03:16,693 --> 01:03:20,361 Maybe-- Maybe-- Maybe it like just fell out or something. 1089 01:03:20,363 --> 01:03:22,981 It didn't. 1090 01:03:22,982 --> 01:03:25,600 Well, we should at least have look around for it, don't you think? 1091 01:03:25,602 --> 01:03:30,004 I agree. Let's look for it. 1092 01:03:30,006 --> 01:03:33,875 Fallon: Mother fuckers! Jaxi: Yeah, somebody's about to get fucked up. 1093 01:03:33,877 --> 01:03:35,944 It's not under here. 1094 01:03:35,946 --> 01:03:37,579 Wait! Ladies. 1095 01:03:42,385 --> 01:03:44,052 Hey, party's goin' great, man. 1096 01:03:44,054 --> 01:03:45,987 That show was a mind fuck. Yeah, sure was. 1097 01:03:45,989 --> 01:03:48,990 We gotta talk about that thing we were talkin' about. The extras? 1098 01:03:48,992 --> 01:03:51,459 Yeah, that's not happening right now. 1099 01:03:51,461 --> 01:03:52,861 What the fuck? 1100 01:03:52,863 --> 01:03:54,195 You said we'd get extras. 1101 01:03:54,197 --> 01:03:55,663 You gave me your word. 1102 01:03:55,665 --> 01:03:57,799 We got robbed, motherfucker. 1103 01:03:57,801 --> 01:03:59,968 Either you make up the difference 1104 01:03:59,970 --> 01:04:01,936 or we don't let anyone outta here. 1105 01:04:01,938 --> 01:04:03,171 You're high. 1106 01:04:03,173 --> 01:04:04,606 None of these guys would rob you. 1107 01:04:04,608 --> 01:04:06,107 They're all agents. 1108 01:04:06,109 --> 01:04:08,576 Suit yourselves. 1109 01:04:08,578 --> 01:04:11,112 Ladies, lock the doors. 1110 01:04:11,114 --> 01:04:13,882 This is ridiculous. I'm calling security. 1111 01:04:13,884 --> 01:04:15,049 No, you ain't. 1112 01:04:15,051 --> 01:04:16,851 Uh-oh. Shit just got real. 1113 01:04:16,853 --> 01:04:19,053 Wha-- Nikki, whoa. Nikki... 1114 01:04:19,055 --> 01:04:20,788 you never mentioned guns. 1115 01:04:20,790 --> 01:04:22,624 I thought we were gonna talk. 1116 01:04:22,626 --> 01:04:24,225 We are gonna talk. 1117 01:04:24,227 --> 01:04:26,027 This helps them listen. 1118 01:04:26,029 --> 01:04:29,264 Okay, people. We got a situation here. 1119 01:04:29,266 --> 01:04:32,100 One of you boners stole my money. 1120 01:04:32,102 --> 01:04:34,936 Nobody is leaving this fucking hotel 1121 01:04:34,938 --> 01:04:36,437 until I get it back. 1122 01:04:36,439 --> 01:04:40,742 I want all of you cunts on the carpet. 1123 01:04:40,744 --> 01:04:42,410 Now! 1124 01:04:42,412 --> 01:04:46,447 Jaxi: Yeah, who's taking their dicks out now, bitch? 1125 01:04:46,449 --> 01:04:48,449 He gets a pass. 1126 01:04:50,120 --> 01:04:51,419 You can take whatever I got. 1127 01:04:51,421 --> 01:04:53,087 Take my wallet. Take anything. 1128 01:04:53,089 --> 01:04:56,157 I don't want your wallet, prick. I want my money. 1129 01:04:56,159 --> 01:04:57,559 The money I earned. 1130 01:04:57,561 --> 01:04:59,194 Fallon: Yeah, the money we earned. 1131 01:04:59,196 --> 01:05:01,029 Nikki: Guy, check 'em. 1132 01:05:01,031 --> 01:05:02,797 Check 'em. 1133 01:05:03,800 --> 01:05:05,066 Aren't you two cozy. 1134 01:05:05,068 --> 01:05:07,218 Fucking guys spooning. 1135 01:05:07,219 --> 01:05:09,369 Jaxi: This one's clean. Fallon: This guy's clean. 1136 01:05:13,743 --> 01:05:15,143 Clean. Move! 1137 01:05:15,145 --> 01:05:18,947 Guy: Clean here. Fallon: Ooh, library card. 1138 01:05:18,949 --> 01:05:21,182 Guy: Clean. Fallon: Munch some carpet! 1139 01:05:21,184 --> 01:05:23,985 I touched his penis. Sorry. Clean. 1140 01:05:23,987 --> 01:05:26,421 Jaxi: Clean. Nikki: Check his pants. 1141 01:05:27,357 --> 01:05:29,424 Help! Congratulations, dude. 1142 01:05:29,426 --> 01:05:31,593 Man: Thank you. Guy: Sorry. Clean. 1143 01:05:31,595 --> 01:05:33,361 What about him? 1144 01:05:33,363 --> 01:05:35,096 Hey, you don't have to worry about me. 1145 01:05:35,098 --> 01:05:36,931 I mean, you know I'm cool. 1146 01:05:36,933 --> 01:05:39,734 Jaxi: Clean. Fallon: Clean. 1147 01:05:46,343 --> 01:05:48,910 Hey, man. I got laid off six months ago. 1148 01:05:48,912 --> 01:05:51,646 I had to do it. I'll split it with you. 1149 01:05:51,648 --> 01:05:54,115 Nikki: I know one of you boners stole this shit! 1150 01:05:54,117 --> 01:05:57,285 Come on, man, help out a bro. 1151 01:06:09,099 --> 01:06:11,499 It's this one. 1152 01:06:11,501 --> 01:06:13,134 You dick! 1153 01:06:13,136 --> 01:06:15,837 We got a runner! Get him! 1154 01:06:24,281 --> 01:06:26,781 Fallon: Go! Go! Go! 1155 01:06:26,783 --> 01:06:29,050 Move your ass, Guy. 1156 01:06:29,052 --> 01:06:30,852 Jaxi: Elevator's not coming, bitch! 1157 01:06:30,854 --> 01:06:33,321 Fallon: Get over here, fucker! 1158 01:06:34,824 --> 01:06:37,358 Stop right there! 1159 01:06:37,360 --> 01:06:38,793 Jaxi: Please jump. 1160 01:06:38,795 --> 01:06:40,094 Hey... 1161 01:06:40,096 --> 01:06:41,362 Make my fucking night. 1162 01:06:41,364 --> 01:06:43,131 Oh, I was just messin' with you guys. 1163 01:06:43,133 --> 01:06:45,533 I was totally gonna give it back. 1164 01:06:47,037 --> 01:06:48,770 You idiot. 1165 01:06:51,908 --> 01:06:54,709 It's right here. Every cent. 1166 01:06:54,711 --> 01:06:56,044 Frisk his ass. 1167 01:06:56,046 --> 01:06:58,079 That's just... Hey. 1168 01:06:58,081 --> 01:07:00,081 Homeboy is doughy as fuck. 1169 01:07:00,083 --> 01:07:02,050 Look here. I forgot about that. Sorry. 1170 01:07:03,520 --> 01:07:06,220 Okay, I told you, I was gonna give it back. 1171 01:07:06,222 --> 01:07:07,455 I was just bustin' your balls. 1172 01:07:07,457 --> 01:07:09,557 Turn around and get on your knees. 1173 01:07:09,559 --> 01:07:12,694 What? On your knees, fuck-tard! 1174 01:07:12,696 --> 01:07:14,562 Jaxi: You like to play games, right? 1175 01:07:14,564 --> 01:07:16,931 What're you gonna do, Guy? Someone's about to get fucked up. 1176 01:07:16,933 --> 01:07:19,067 Guy, buddy, please, please, don't let them hurt me, please. 1177 01:07:19,069 --> 01:07:20,468 I'm so sorry! 1178 01:07:20,470 --> 01:07:24,439 I'm so, so, so, so sorry! Please... 1179 01:07:24,441 --> 01:07:26,107 Guy: Nikki, Nikki... Hey, listen. 1180 01:07:26,109 --> 01:07:28,476 Ladies... piss on this fucker. 1181 01:07:28,478 --> 01:07:30,578 Devon: What? Fallon: Hell yeah! 1182 01:07:30,580 --> 01:07:32,747 Nikki, hold on, that's just plain gross. 1183 01:07:32,749 --> 01:07:37,385 You cannot pee-pee on me! Guy, don't let them do this! 1184 01:07:37,387 --> 01:07:39,721 Honey, my bladder's about to burst. 1185 01:07:39,723 --> 01:07:41,456 Nikki: Do you wanna go first, or should I? 1186 01:07:41,458 --> 01:07:43,224 You filthy bitches! 1187 01:07:43,226 --> 01:07:46,661 No, don't don't don't! Seriously, stop. Don't... 1188 01:07:46,663 --> 01:07:48,363 Yeah, pee on him. 1189 01:07:48,365 --> 01:07:50,932 Devon: Oh God, stop. No! 1190 01:07:50,934 --> 01:07:52,700 Nikki: Rainbow kiss! 1191 01:07:58,508 --> 01:08:00,408 Devon: It's in my mouth! 1192 01:08:00,410 --> 01:08:02,710 Fallon, what the fuck are you doing? 1193 01:08:02,712 --> 01:08:03,878 You said pee on him. 1194 01:08:03,880 --> 01:08:05,880 He's blindfolded. 1195 01:08:05,882 --> 01:08:07,949 He can't tell the difference! 1196 01:08:07,951 --> 01:08:09,350 Well, I really had to go. 1197 01:08:09,352 --> 01:08:12,587 Devon: You nasty, filthy bitches! 1198 01:08:12,589 --> 01:08:16,691 Wait. Why does she get to pee on him and I don't? 1199 01:08:16,693 --> 01:08:19,060 Fallon: Give it back to me, motherfucker! 1200 01:08:19,062 --> 01:08:20,261 Jaxi: Bitch! 1201 01:08:20,263 --> 01:08:22,130 Jaxi: Smells like asparagus. 1202 01:08:23,900 --> 01:08:25,600 Hey, man. 1203 01:08:27,270 --> 01:08:30,805 Good thing she didn't have to poop, huh? 1204 01:08:32,909 --> 01:08:34,609 What? 1205 01:08:51,895 --> 01:08:53,795 Having fun yet? 1206 01:08:55,665 --> 01:08:59,000 Is this what every Saturday night is like? 1207 01:08:59,002 --> 01:09:01,202 Pretty much. 1208 01:09:01,204 --> 01:09:03,104 How do you survive? 1209 01:09:05,475 --> 01:09:07,475 Smooth jazz helps. 1210 01:09:09,479 --> 01:09:12,246 I think I might need something stronger. 1211 01:09:12,248 --> 01:09:14,682 Smooth metal. 1212 01:09:15,518 --> 01:09:18,252 Why are you such a stress case? 1213 01:09:18,254 --> 01:09:21,622 Oh, I don't know. 1214 01:09:21,624 --> 01:09:23,458 Because I'm about to have a kid. 1215 01:09:23,460 --> 01:09:25,860 I don't have a career. 1216 01:09:25,862 --> 01:09:28,396 Your kid doesn't need you to have a career. 1217 01:09:28,398 --> 01:09:30,898 Really? What does she need? 1218 01:09:32,302 --> 01:09:36,103 For you to basically do what you've been doing tonight with us. 1219 01:09:36,105 --> 01:09:40,508 Okay, I think you and I have very different philosophies 1220 01:09:40,510 --> 01:09:43,110 on how to raise kids. 1221 01:09:43,112 --> 01:09:44,512 I don't know. 1222 01:09:44,514 --> 01:09:47,882 No, I think it boils down to a ride and protection. 1223 01:09:47,884 --> 01:09:50,218 Sure you can throw in washing their stuff 1224 01:09:50,220 --> 01:09:51,452 and picking up after them, 1225 01:09:51,454 --> 01:09:53,855 which, incidentally, you also did tonight. 1226 01:09:53,857 --> 01:09:57,258 But mostly, 1227 01:09:57,260 --> 01:09:59,827 kids just need a ride and protection. 1228 01:09:59,829 --> 01:10:02,930 It doesn't matter if you drive a Porsche or a Pontiac. 1229 01:10:02,932 --> 01:10:06,200 As long as the kid knows that you're gonna be there on time 1230 01:10:06,202 --> 01:10:07,502 and they're gonna be safe, 1231 01:10:07,504 --> 01:10:09,170 it's a job done. 1232 01:10:12,342 --> 01:10:15,209 We both know you can do that. 1233 01:10:15,211 --> 01:10:19,013 You can do that like a champ. 1234 01:10:19,015 --> 01:10:21,148 Now, look... 1235 01:10:21,150 --> 01:10:23,150 Now before we clear out of the room, 1236 01:10:23,152 --> 01:10:25,853 do an idiot check. Come on. 1237 01:10:39,469 --> 01:10:42,603 Hey, ladies, hold up. 1238 01:10:43,640 --> 01:10:46,707 I've got something of yours. 1239 01:10:46,709 --> 01:10:48,876 Oh my God, these are my favorites. 1240 01:10:48,878 --> 01:10:51,112 Someone was supposed to collect all the panties. 1241 01:10:51,114 --> 01:10:53,548 Man: They were under the couch. 1242 01:10:53,550 --> 01:10:57,451 I'm just glad I was able to get 'em back to you. 1243 01:10:57,453 --> 01:10:59,220 Well, thanks. 1244 01:11:01,591 --> 01:11:05,126 Man: It really was a dynamite show. 1245 01:11:05,128 --> 01:11:06,394 I'd also like to say 1246 01:11:06,396 --> 01:11:09,297 I'm sorry for what happened back there. 1247 01:11:09,299 --> 01:11:10,431 Some guys... 1248 01:11:10,433 --> 01:11:11,532 they just don't say a lot 1249 01:11:11,534 --> 01:11:14,335 for the male gender, now do they? 1250 01:11:14,337 --> 01:11:16,437 Yeah, well, if it wasn't for the male gender, 1251 01:11:16,439 --> 01:11:18,472 we wouldn't have jobs. 1252 01:11:18,474 --> 01:11:21,576 True, which leads me to my next point. 1253 01:11:21,578 --> 01:11:23,210 Now, I know you said you guys were done... 1254 01:11:23,212 --> 01:11:24,845 Here we go. 1255 01:11:24,847 --> 01:11:26,647 Dude, go home. 1256 01:11:26,649 --> 01:11:28,916 Bust a load off in your sink. 1257 01:11:28,918 --> 01:11:32,320 I got two hundies burnin' a hole in my pocket. 1258 01:11:32,322 --> 01:11:34,188 My truck is right in the corner, 1259 01:11:34,190 --> 01:11:37,358 so, what do ya say? 1260 01:11:43,232 --> 01:11:45,533 What the hell. Awesome. 1261 01:11:45,535 --> 01:11:49,370 This will just take a few seconds, no offense. 1262 01:11:49,372 --> 01:11:50,671 Come on. 1263 01:11:50,673 --> 01:11:53,040 Some taken. But... yeah. Shall we? 1264 01:11:56,346 --> 01:11:59,447 My cousin made over a million bucks selling vitamins. 1265 01:11:59,449 --> 01:12:00,848 Fallon: Maybe coke vitamins. 1266 01:12:00,850 --> 01:12:03,351 No, bitch. Real fucking vitamins. 1267 01:12:03,353 --> 01:12:04,852 Nu-uh. Yeah-huh. 1268 01:12:04,854 --> 01:12:07,154 Fallon: Okay, that was so black-ish of you. 1269 01:12:07,156 --> 01:12:09,790 Jaxi: Bitch, I am black. Stop fucking playing with me like that, Fallon. 1270 01:12:09,792 --> 01:12:14,695 So is she gonna go all the way with that guy, right over there? 1271 01:12:14,697 --> 01:12:17,064 Jaxi: What're you, 12? 1272 01:12:17,066 --> 01:12:18,199 I'm just sayin'. 1273 01:12:18,201 --> 01:12:20,501 Oh, he's worried. 1274 01:12:20,503 --> 01:12:22,203 You worried about her, pops? 1275 01:12:22,205 --> 01:12:26,273 Well, when you actually think about it, it is worrisome. 1276 01:12:26,275 --> 01:12:28,509 Jaxi: Okay, here's what they don't teach you 1277 01:12:28,511 --> 01:12:30,244 when you buy a ticket at the door. 1278 01:12:30,246 --> 01:12:31,746 Pros, do the absolute minimum. 1279 01:12:31,748 --> 01:12:34,281 That means, we dance a little, talk dirty... 1280 01:12:34,283 --> 01:12:36,751 Finger ourselves. Maybe a hand job. 1281 01:12:36,753 --> 01:12:39,954 If he can get it up, which, more than likely, he can't. 1282 01:12:39,956 --> 01:12:43,257 Exactly. These guys are so full of vodka and whatnot, 1283 01:12:43,259 --> 01:12:45,292 it's mostly babysitting. 1284 01:12:45,294 --> 01:12:47,395 That's why they call it a trick. 1285 01:12:47,397 --> 01:12:50,631 Professionals, rarely, if ever, 1286 01:12:50,633 --> 01:12:52,466 give up the cookie. 1287 01:12:52,468 --> 01:12:55,503 No fucking way. Oh, my God, this cannot be fucking happening. 1288 01:12:55,505 --> 01:12:58,139 What's not happening? Fallon: The guy from the party. He's busting Nikki! 1289 01:12:58,141 --> 01:13:00,408 He's a fucking cop, we gotta get out of here. 1290 01:13:00,410 --> 01:13:01,609 Yeah, yeah. Guy, drive! 1291 01:13:01,611 --> 01:13:02,977 What about Nikki? 1292 01:13:02,979 --> 01:13:04,445 Nikki's going to jail right now, 1293 01:13:04,447 --> 01:13:06,013 which is not where we're goin', 1294 01:13:06,015 --> 01:13:08,282 so you need to drive this fucking car 1295 01:13:08,284 --> 01:13:09,717 before I do it for you. 1296 01:13:09,719 --> 01:13:11,852 We can't leave. What 'cause of Nikki? 1297 01:13:11,854 --> 01:13:15,322 Fucking drive the car! Back the fuck up! 1298 01:13:15,324 --> 01:13:17,758 Fallon: Let's go! 1299 01:13:19,629 --> 01:13:22,329 Jaxi: What the fuck? Fallon: What're you doin'? 1300 01:13:22,331 --> 01:13:24,031 Fallon: Come on, dude. 1301 01:13:24,032 --> 01:13:25,732 Jaxi: What the fuck? Fallon: Why are you stopping? 1302 01:13:25,735 --> 01:13:27,468 Jaxi: What are you doing? Fallon: Keep going! 1303 01:13:27,470 --> 01:13:29,503 Jaxi: Drive forward! What the fuck? 1304 01:13:29,505 --> 01:13:31,806 Fallon: Press the fucking pedal! 1305 01:13:35,778 --> 01:13:38,145 Man: Whoa, hey! 1306 01:13:38,147 --> 01:13:39,246 Go! Go! Go! 1307 01:13:40,550 --> 01:13:43,150 Hey! 1308 01:13:48,291 --> 01:13:50,691 Fuck! You did not just do that! 1309 01:13:50,693 --> 01:13:52,493 What the fuck, Tokyo Drift? 1310 01:13:52,495 --> 01:13:54,061 I don't see 'em in the back. 1311 01:13:54,063 --> 01:13:56,530 Jaxi: That's because there's nobody behind us. 1312 01:13:56,532 --> 01:13:59,066 Tokyo Drift, you did it! 1313 01:14:07,143 --> 01:14:08,409 Oh, fuck! 1314 01:14:08,411 --> 01:14:10,344 Ah... Is everyone okay? 1315 01:14:10,346 --> 01:14:11,579 Not really. 1316 01:14:11,581 --> 01:14:13,147 What happened? 1317 01:14:13,149 --> 01:14:14,615 We're fucked. 1318 01:14:14,617 --> 01:14:16,717 Fallon: Oh my God, you guys, jail fucking sucks. 1319 01:14:16,719 --> 01:14:20,054 Jaxi: But on a Saturday night, jail sucks donkey dick. 1320 01:14:20,056 --> 01:14:23,357 Hold on. Stop it. No one's going to jail. 1321 01:14:23,359 --> 01:14:25,726 Guy. Unless you can fly... 1322 01:14:25,728 --> 01:14:28,529 Come on, come on. Let's go! 1323 01:14:33,503 --> 01:14:34,835 All right. Guys, come on. 1324 01:14:34,837 --> 01:14:36,537 Nikki: Even if you leave the car, 1325 01:14:36,539 --> 01:14:37,938 they're still gonna arrest you at home. 1326 01:14:37,940 --> 01:14:40,407 But they're not gonna arrest you. Come on! 1327 01:14:40,409 --> 01:14:43,444 Jaxi: Down the alley. Go! 1328 01:14:50,753 --> 01:14:53,521 Officer: Adam 12 to dispatch of the 29th alleyway of 3rd and 4th... 1329 01:14:53,523 --> 01:14:55,189 we're requesting additional units, over. 1330 01:14:55,191 --> 01:14:56,724 Officer 2: Let's head 'em off at Temple. 1331 01:14:56,726 --> 01:14:58,826 Let's move, let's move 1332 01:15:10,339 --> 01:15:14,241 Jaxi: Come on! Hey, wait for the white people! 1333 01:15:17,814 --> 01:15:19,380 Jaxi: Oh, watch out for that. 1334 01:15:22,585 --> 01:15:24,351 Hey, hey, hey! 1335 01:15:55,451 --> 01:15:56,917 Nikki: We lost them. 1336 01:15:56,919 --> 01:15:59,486 Jaxi: Who are the baddest bitches on the planet? 1337 01:15:59,488 --> 01:16:02,323 We are! Nobody's fucking with us! 1338 01:16:03,793 --> 01:16:06,894 I'd hug you right now... if I had arms. 1339 01:16:08,998 --> 01:16:11,165 I guess I got a little carried away. 1340 01:16:11,167 --> 01:16:13,200 Just a teeny tiny. 1341 01:16:15,838 --> 01:16:17,738 Hey, do you have a bobby pin? 1342 01:16:17,740 --> 01:16:19,974 Sparkly or regular? 1343 01:16:19,976 --> 01:16:21,709 Fallon! 1344 01:16:21,711 --> 01:16:23,544 Jeez. Give it here. 1345 01:16:25,214 --> 01:16:27,414 Jaxi: Wake your ass up, ho. 1346 01:16:27,416 --> 01:16:28,849 Fallon: Huh? 1347 01:16:28,851 --> 01:16:31,285 This is my souvenir. 1348 01:16:31,287 --> 01:16:33,787 Wait. Aren't you forgetting something? 1349 01:16:33,789 --> 01:16:35,856 Oh yeah. My money. 1350 01:16:35,858 --> 01:16:39,326 For such a bad night, it was actually pretty good. 1351 01:16:40,930 --> 01:16:43,297 We have Guy to thank for this. 1352 01:16:43,299 --> 01:16:46,600 You rocked harder than Eric Carr. 1353 01:16:46,602 --> 01:16:48,535 The Fox. 1354 01:16:48,537 --> 01:16:50,604 You're a stand-up guy, Guy. 1355 01:16:50,606 --> 01:16:52,339 Hey, you too. Well... 1356 01:16:52,341 --> 01:16:54,041 I get it. 1357 01:16:54,043 --> 01:16:55,943 I gotta get this one to bed. 1358 01:16:55,945 --> 01:16:58,145 Bye, guys. 1359 01:16:59,615 --> 01:17:02,116 Guy, you can drive me any time. 1360 01:17:02,118 --> 01:17:04,885 As soon as I get out of jail. 1361 01:17:04,887 --> 01:17:06,787 Fallon: Ahh, hold me. 1362 01:17:08,891 --> 01:17:12,259 You're taking the dog out. 1363 01:17:18,935 --> 01:17:20,935 Nikki: Can you wait a bit? 1364 01:17:20,937 --> 01:17:23,270 Guy: It'll just be a sec, I gotta take her bags up. 1365 01:17:23,272 --> 01:17:25,906 Nikki: Well, actually, it might be more than a sec. 1366 01:17:25,908 --> 01:17:28,008 I wanna show you something. 1367 01:17:28,010 --> 01:17:31,145 After all you've done, you deserve a reward. 1368 01:17:39,655 --> 01:17:41,922 Can I get you a drink? 1369 01:17:41,924 --> 01:17:44,558 Ahh... No, thank you, I'm good. 1370 01:17:44,560 --> 01:17:46,593 I'll be right back. 1371 01:17:56,205 --> 01:17:58,072 Guy: Wow. 1372 01:17:58,074 --> 01:18:02,576 This is an impressive amount of tea pots here. 1373 01:18:02,578 --> 01:18:06,046 Nikki: Thanks. Yeah, I've been collecting 'em forever. 1374 01:18:06,048 --> 01:18:08,816 They're mostly vintage. 1375 01:18:08,818 --> 01:18:10,317 I'm really into animal ones. 1376 01:18:10,319 --> 01:18:13,253 I've gotten some sick deals on eBay. 1377 01:18:14,590 --> 01:18:19,226 See that elephant one with the pink flower? 1378 01:18:19,228 --> 01:18:21,595 Guess how much I paid for that? 1379 01:18:21,597 --> 01:18:24,631 Uh, fifteen dollars? 1380 01:18:24,633 --> 01:18:27,334 Ninety-nine cents. Plus shipping. 1381 01:18:27,336 --> 01:18:29,803 You can't beat that with a stick. 1382 01:18:29,805 --> 01:18:34,241 Wow. No, that is a sick deal. 1383 01:18:35,244 --> 01:18:39,546 Wow, yeah... Your place is... 1384 01:18:39,548 --> 01:18:41,749 very tastefully done. 1385 01:18:48,190 --> 01:18:51,525 I'm glad you're noticing these things. 1386 01:18:51,527 --> 01:18:55,195 It's good, considering why I brought you here. 1387 01:19:01,037 --> 01:19:04,138 I want to show you something. 1388 01:19:04,140 --> 01:19:07,341 Something very personal. 1389 01:19:15,618 --> 01:19:18,786 Nikki: It's mine, that land. 1390 01:19:18,788 --> 01:19:22,489 The only thing it's missing is a house. 1391 01:19:23,492 --> 01:19:26,093 A tasteful house. 1392 01:19:29,632 --> 01:19:33,834 You realize, building a house from the ground up 1393 01:19:33,836 --> 01:19:36,537 is incredibly expensive. 1394 01:19:36,539 --> 01:19:40,707 I mean, it could be hundreds of thousands of dollars. 1395 01:19:40,709 --> 01:19:43,410 Guy, what do you know about me? 1396 01:19:44,447 --> 01:19:45,646 Not much. 1397 01:19:45,648 --> 01:19:47,815 What's one thing you do know? 1398 01:19:50,419 --> 01:19:51,852 You like money? 1399 01:19:51,854 --> 01:19:55,222 And do you think I spend it, or save it? 1400 01:19:57,960 --> 01:19:59,426 Save it? 1401 01:19:59,428 --> 01:20:02,830 And if I've been saving for eleven years, 1402 01:20:02,832 --> 01:20:04,798 how much do you think I have? 1403 01:20:04,800 --> 01:20:06,467 A lot? 1404 01:20:06,469 --> 01:20:08,869 Try a fuck of a lot. 1405 01:20:10,306 --> 01:20:13,107 So when can I see those drawings? 1406 01:20:14,543 --> 01:20:16,877 Next week. Definitely. 1407 01:20:16,879 --> 01:20:19,046 I expect a friends and family discount. 1408 01:20:19,048 --> 01:20:21,582 Yeah, without a doubt. 1409 01:20:22,885 --> 01:20:25,185 Let me give you my lawyer's details. 1410 01:20:25,187 --> 01:20:28,188 Have your wife call as soon as the police arrest you. 1411 01:20:28,190 --> 01:20:30,424 Tell her Patricia referred you. 1412 01:20:30,426 --> 01:20:33,560 That's your real name? Patricia? 1413 01:20:33,562 --> 01:20:35,362 Patricia Cornbluth. 1414 01:20:35,364 --> 01:20:39,299 Now beat it. I need my beauty sleep. 1415 01:20:39,301 --> 01:20:42,703 Thank you. Patricia... 1416 01:20:43,739 --> 01:20:45,339 Guy: Cornbluth. 1417 01:20:48,777 --> 01:20:50,310 Nikki: Oh, and, Guy? 1418 01:20:50,312 --> 01:20:53,080 When you come back with those drawings... 1419 01:20:53,082 --> 01:20:55,916 these will be waiting for you. 1420 01:20:55,918 --> 01:20:59,386 I can't wait. 1421 01:21:42,464 --> 01:21:44,531 You came back. 1422 01:21:44,533 --> 01:21:47,267 Anne... 1423 01:21:47,269 --> 01:21:51,138 I am so sorry that I got us into this mess, 1424 01:21:51,140 --> 01:21:53,340 but Nikki... 1425 01:21:53,342 --> 01:21:58,045 she has this lawyer who will handle the entire thing, 1426 01:21:58,047 --> 01:22:01,682 and she might not charge us, as a favor to Nikki. 1427 01:22:01,684 --> 01:22:05,052 I think if I go peacefully, 1428 01:22:05,054 --> 01:22:08,855 maybe they won't come down too hard on me. 1429 01:22:08,857 --> 01:22:11,091 What are you talking about? 1430 01:22:11,093 --> 01:22:14,861 Weren't... they here? The police? 1431 01:22:15,965 --> 01:22:17,598 No. 1432 01:22:19,702 --> 01:22:21,368 Did they call? 1433 01:22:21,370 --> 01:22:23,337 No, Guy, no police have come or called. 1434 01:22:23,339 --> 01:22:25,739 What the hell is going on? 1435 01:22:31,313 --> 01:22:35,115 Maybe I dreamt the whole thing. 1436 01:22:35,117 --> 01:22:37,551 Anne: Are you in some kind of trouble? 1437 01:22:40,689 --> 01:22:42,289 Maybe not. 1438 01:22:46,161 --> 01:22:49,429 I'm glad you're back. 1439 01:22:49,431 --> 01:22:53,267 I didn't think you were coming back after my mini meltdown. 1440 01:22:56,138 --> 01:22:59,273 You're allowed to have a meltdown. 1441 01:22:59,275 --> 01:23:02,576 Of course I was coming back. 1442 01:23:02,578 --> 01:23:05,379 How else was I gonna be able to give you this? 1443 01:23:07,783 --> 01:23:09,950 What did you have to do to get all this? 1444 01:23:09,952 --> 01:23:11,685 You don't wanna know. 1445 01:23:11,687 --> 01:23:12,986 Actually, I do. 1446 01:23:15,024 --> 01:23:19,192 Okay. I'll tell you everything. 1447 01:23:19,194 --> 01:23:22,496 Because... Because the police 1448 01:23:22,498 --> 01:23:26,733 are probably going to come here and take me away. 1449 01:23:26,735 --> 01:23:29,403 So, umm... What? 1450 01:23:29,405 --> 01:23:32,472 But I want you to know that... 1451 01:23:36,345 --> 01:23:40,080 I don't care anymore about ducks being in a row. 1452 01:23:41,583 --> 01:23:43,317 I don't. 1453 01:23:43,319 --> 01:23:45,719 Ducks be damned. 1454 01:23:45,721 --> 01:23:49,389 As long as I have you and our daughter... 1455 01:23:50,526 --> 01:23:52,826 Ducks can go fuck themselves. 1456 01:23:52,828 --> 01:23:56,196 I don't think that would be a good idea. 1457 01:23:56,198 --> 01:23:59,333 Then there'd just be more to take care of. 1458 01:24:00,803 --> 01:24:04,271 Is that... is that a siren? 1459 01:24:04,273 --> 01:24:07,507 No. That is the John Lennon mobile 1460 01:24:07,509 --> 01:24:09,009 I attached to the crib. 1461 01:24:10,346 --> 01:24:13,080 I assembled it myself... 1462 01:24:13,082 --> 01:24:15,849 and a few other things. 1463 01:25:00,763 --> 01:25:04,064 Isn't this that Volvo we were lookin' for. 1464 01:25:08,771 --> 01:25:11,505 It is that Volvo we were lookin' for. 1465 01:25:11,507 --> 01:25:15,642 Motherfucker's behind on like, six payments. 1466 01:25:17,980 --> 01:25:20,080 Let's go repo that shit. 1467 01:25:20,082 --> 01:25:22,015 Yeah. 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