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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:22,200 --> 00:00:24,500 ERIC: Say cheese. 2 00:00:24,533 --> 00:00:27,433 - Oh, my God, stop. - Come on. 3 00:00:27,466 --> 00:00:29,626 I never get to see you like this. 4 00:00:29,666 --> 00:00:31,566 - Like what? 5 00:00:31,600 --> 00:00:35,470 - Like...yourself. 6 00:00:35,500 --> 00:00:37,470 Come on. 7 00:00:37,500 --> 00:00:38,730 CLAIRE: What? - Show me around. 8 00:00:38,766 --> 00:00:40,126 CLAIRE: Okay. - Where we at, Claire? 9 00:00:40,166 --> 00:00:41,166 CLAIRE: Okay, uh... 10 00:00:41,200 --> 00:00:43,630 Follow me for the grand tour, 11 00:00:43,666 --> 00:00:45,426 but first, we gotta get you a costume. 12 00:00:45,466 --> 00:00:46,526 - Oh, thank you, ma'am. 13 00:00:46,566 --> 00:00:47,726 - There you go. 14 00:00:47,766 --> 00:00:48,766 Okay. 15 00:00:48,800 --> 00:00:51,530 Here we have a deer. 16 00:00:51,566 --> 00:00:53,026 ERIC: Elk. - Elk? 17 00:00:53,066 --> 00:00:54,526 ERIC: That's an elk. - Okay, that's an elk. 18 00:00:54,566 --> 00:00:57,126 Oh, well, there's a deer to remind us we're in Texas. 19 00:00:57,166 --> 00:00:58,526 - Don't mess with Texas. 20 00:00:58,566 --> 00:01:03,366 - Um, all right, let's go check out the backyard. 21 00:01:03,400 --> 00:01:07,200 [LCD Soundsystem's "Oh Baby"] 22 00:01:07,233 --> 00:01:10,633 MURPHY: ♪ Oh, baby ♪ 23 00:01:10,666 --> 00:01:12,366 ♪ ♪ 24 00:01:12,400 --> 00:01:15,630 ♪ You're having a bad dream ♪ 25 00:01:15,666 --> 00:01:17,296 ♪ ♪ 26 00:01:17,333 --> 00:01:22,373 ♪ Here in my arms ♪ 27 00:01:22,400 --> 00:01:24,070 ♪ ♪ 28 00:01:24,100 --> 00:01:27,130 ♪ Oh, sugar ♪ 29 00:01:27,166 --> 00:01:29,626 - Never want to leave. 30 00:01:29,666 --> 00:01:31,096 MURPHY: ♪ You came to me ♪ 31 00:01:31,133 --> 00:01:33,533 - Happy birthday. 32 00:01:33,566 --> 00:01:35,096 - Thanks. 33 00:01:35,133 --> 00:01:38,273 MURPHY: ♪ Could all be a bad thing ♪ 34 00:01:38,300 --> 00:01:39,670 ♪ ♪ 35 00:01:39,700 --> 00:01:42,330 ♪ And do you harm ♪ 36 00:01:42,366 --> 00:01:44,496 - Delete that video. 37 00:01:44,533 --> 00:01:45,673 ♪ ♪ 38 00:01:45,700 --> 00:01:48,230 MURPHY: ♪ Oh, oh, oh ♪ 39 00:01:48,266 --> 00:01:50,296 - [sighs] 40 00:01:50,333 --> 00:01:56,773 ♪ ♪ 41 00:01:58,100 --> 00:02:00,700 MURPHY: ♪ Oh, lover ♪ 42 00:02:00,733 --> 00:02:03,533 ♪ ♪ 43 00:02:03,566 --> 00:02:06,096 ♪ You run from me ♪ 44 00:02:06,133 --> 00:02:08,273 [dog barks in distance] ERIC: Mm. 45 00:02:08,300 --> 00:02:10,670 CLAIRE: Can you believe I found this place? 46 00:02:10,700 --> 00:02:12,730 - When'd you book it? 47 00:02:12,766 --> 00:02:14,526 - Mm, couple weeks ago. 48 00:02:14,566 --> 00:02:17,396 - A couple weeks ago? 49 00:02:17,433 --> 00:02:20,573 - Yeah. 50 00:02:20,600 --> 00:02:22,800 - How'd you know when my birthday was? 51 00:02:22,833 --> 00:02:24,103 - 'Cause I'm a mind-reader. 52 00:02:24,133 --> 00:02:25,603 [both laugh] 53 00:02:25,633 --> 00:02:27,273 'Cause you told me. 54 00:02:27,300 --> 00:02:28,770 - Did I tell you? - Yeah. 55 00:02:28,800 --> 00:02:30,270 - Oh. 56 00:02:35,633 --> 00:02:38,103 CLAIRE: So, here's to... 57 00:02:38,133 --> 00:02:43,333 the most talented, smartest, kindest, 58 00:02:43,366 --> 00:02:45,096 most handsome guy I ever met. 59 00:02:45,133 --> 00:02:47,203 - Please keep going. 60 00:02:47,233 --> 00:02:49,673 - Uh, not to mention the 1375 you got on your SATs. 61 00:02:49,700 --> 00:02:52,330 - Thanks to you. - I'm so proud of you. 62 00:02:54,400 --> 00:02:56,400 - How'd you keep this-- this whole cooking thing 63 00:02:56,433 --> 00:02:59,033 a secret from me for so long? 64 00:02:59,066 --> 00:03:00,496 - I don't know, it's easy. 65 00:03:00,533 --> 00:03:02,073 You know, I also got a lot of practice 66 00:03:02,100 --> 00:03:03,330 cooking with my brothers. 67 00:03:03,366 --> 00:03:05,196 - I wish I ate like this when I was a kid. 68 00:03:05,233 --> 00:03:07,603 - What, spaghetti and sauce? 69 00:03:07,633 --> 00:03:09,373 - No, a homecooked meal. 70 00:03:09,400 --> 00:03:11,270 My dad basically took us to McDonald's 71 00:03:11,300 --> 00:03:13,370 every night after my mom died. 72 00:03:13,400 --> 00:03:16,500 Oh, my mom was the best cook too. 73 00:03:16,533 --> 00:03:20,233 Everything she made was from scratch. 74 00:03:20,266 --> 00:03:24,066 - You were, like, what, um, nine when she died? 75 00:03:24,100 --> 00:03:26,430 - Yeah, about that. 76 00:03:26,466 --> 00:03:29,596 My mom was so cool. 77 00:03:29,633 --> 00:03:31,603 She was the life of every party. 78 00:03:31,633 --> 00:03:34,033 We used to have these huge barbecues, 79 00:03:34,066 --> 00:03:37,766 and she'd have, like, buckets of gin and tonics. 80 00:03:37,800 --> 00:03:39,330 The whole neighborhood would come by. 81 00:03:39,366 --> 00:03:42,096 The house just felt... 82 00:03:42,133 --> 00:03:44,303 I don't know, it felt, like, alive. 83 00:03:44,333 --> 00:03:47,803 And then she got sick. 84 00:03:47,833 --> 00:03:52,503 And then she...got sick again. 85 00:03:52,533 --> 00:03:55,533 Cancer's just the worst. 86 00:03:55,566 --> 00:03:58,296 And then she died. 87 00:03:58,333 --> 00:04:01,533 And, um... 88 00:04:01,566 --> 00:04:04,096 Nate joined the military, and he shipped off, 89 00:04:04,133 --> 00:04:07,573 and then my dad, he started drinking, and... 90 00:04:08,733 --> 00:04:11,733 And I was, like, alone in this... 91 00:04:12,800 --> 00:04:14,670 Um... 92 00:04:14,700 --> 00:04:16,400 incredibly quiet house. 93 00:04:16,433 --> 00:04:18,303 I don't know, sorry, I don't know why I'm getting upset. 94 00:04:18,333 --> 00:04:21,403 - No. It's fine. 95 00:04:21,433 --> 00:04:23,373 I want to hear. 96 00:04:27,800 --> 00:04:29,270 - Anyway, I tried for a really long time 97 00:04:29,300 --> 00:04:31,330 to be perfect, you know? 98 00:04:31,366 --> 00:04:34,526 It was, like, my rebellion, to be the opposite of my dad. 99 00:04:34,566 --> 00:04:35,766 It didn't work. 100 00:04:35,800 --> 00:04:37,430 I was just this, like, walking reminder 101 00:04:37,466 --> 00:04:39,666 of what he lost. 102 00:04:44,100 --> 00:04:46,030 You ever think about reaching out to your dad? 103 00:04:46,066 --> 00:04:47,326 - [chuckles] 104 00:04:47,366 --> 00:04:49,496 - Are you curious about him? 105 00:04:49,533 --> 00:04:51,603 - Honestly? 106 00:04:51,633 --> 00:04:53,403 No. 107 00:04:53,433 --> 00:04:58,533 I mean, I never knew him, so, really, what's to miss? 108 00:05:04,300 --> 00:05:09,030 - You are the best older brother. 109 00:05:09,066 --> 00:05:11,326 And a really good man. 110 00:05:19,566 --> 00:05:22,496 [birds singing] 111 00:05:44,266 --> 00:05:45,566 - Hi. 112 00:05:46,666 --> 00:05:48,126 - Hey. 113 00:05:50,133 --> 00:05:51,603 Snug in. 114 00:05:51,633 --> 00:05:53,673 - Snug in. - Snug in. 115 00:05:53,700 --> 00:05:56,300 - I like that. - Yeah. Come here. 116 00:06:01,266 --> 00:06:05,366 I like the way you smell in the morning. 117 00:06:05,400 --> 00:06:09,070 - I like seeing you in the morning. 118 00:06:09,100 --> 00:06:11,070 You feel any older? 119 00:06:11,100 --> 00:06:13,200 - [chuckles] 120 00:06:13,233 --> 00:06:15,533 Years older. 121 00:06:17,533 --> 00:06:20,433 [cell phone buzzing] 122 00:06:28,200 --> 00:06:31,030 - I'm sorry, I gotta take this. 123 00:06:33,366 --> 00:06:35,796 Hey, honey. 124 00:06:35,833 --> 00:06:38,033 Yeah, the speakers are just okay, 125 00:06:38,066 --> 00:06:39,696 but I think it's still worthwhile. 126 00:06:41,333 --> 00:06:43,373 How long did you guys end up practicing for? 127 00:06:45,300 --> 00:06:48,330 Um, yeah, I wouldn't... 128 00:06:50,333 --> 00:06:52,403 Yeah, it's at 4:00, right? 129 00:06:52,433 --> 00:06:54,773 I wouldn't miss your first gig. 130 00:06:57,300 --> 00:06:59,400 Listen, I actually have a curriculum seminar 131 00:06:59,433 --> 00:07:02,503 that I gotta hit, so I should-- I should go. 132 00:07:04,433 --> 00:07:06,703 Kay. Bye, I love you. 133 00:07:16,500 --> 00:07:18,370 Mmm. Coffee. 134 00:07:19,800 --> 00:07:21,430 Sorry about that. 135 00:07:21,466 --> 00:07:23,366 - It's fine. 136 00:07:25,133 --> 00:07:26,633 - Hey. 137 00:07:26,666 --> 00:07:28,196 What-- come on. 138 00:07:28,233 --> 00:07:29,433 You know I didn't have a choice. 139 00:07:29,466 --> 00:07:31,466 - It's fine. Okay? 140 00:07:31,500 --> 00:07:33,330 - Stop. 141 00:07:42,466 --> 00:07:44,096 - Take your underwear off. 142 00:07:46,100 --> 00:07:47,570 - What? 143 00:07:47,600 --> 00:07:51,270 - Take your underwear off. 144 00:08:03,766 --> 00:08:05,266 - [gasps] 145 00:08:12,533 --> 00:08:15,173 [panting] 146 00:08:27,600 --> 00:08:29,300 I'm scared to smoke pot. 147 00:08:29,333 --> 00:08:31,033 - [laughs] You're scared? 148 00:08:31,066 --> 00:08:32,626 - Don't laugh at me. - I'm sorry. 149 00:08:32,666 --> 00:08:34,396 Sorry, I just-- 150 00:08:34,433 --> 00:08:36,303 I didn't know people like you still existed, to be honest. 151 00:08:36,333 --> 00:08:38,073 - I know, it's so pathetic, right? 152 00:08:38,100 --> 00:08:40,500 - Yeah. Kind of pathetic. - [chuckles] 153 00:08:40,533 --> 00:08:43,673 Okay, well, technically, I did sort of get stoned 154 00:08:43,700 --> 00:08:45,370 when I was, like, 20. 155 00:08:45,400 --> 00:08:47,270 But I thought everybody hated me, 156 00:08:47,300 --> 00:08:48,770 and then I peed myself. 157 00:08:48,800 --> 00:08:50,330 ERIC: Mm. 158 00:08:50,366 --> 00:08:52,526 - I didn't, for the record. 159 00:08:52,566 --> 00:08:55,396 - In that case, I'm gonna shotgun you. 160 00:08:55,433 --> 00:08:56,603 Do you know what that is? CLAIRE: No. 161 00:08:56,633 --> 00:08:58,303 - Okay, I'm gonna take a little in, 162 00:08:58,333 --> 00:08:59,773 and then I'm gonna blow it to you. 163 00:08:59,800 --> 00:09:01,670 - Like in my mouth? - Yeah. 164 00:09:01,700 --> 00:09:03,130 - Like we're kissing? 165 00:09:03,166 --> 00:09:04,496 - Like that, yeah. CLAIRE: Oh, cool. 166 00:09:04,533 --> 00:09:06,473 - Okay, ready? CLAIRE: Uh-huh. 167 00:09:21,300 --> 00:09:22,670 - So? 168 00:09:22,700 --> 00:09:23,800 - I'm a stoner now. 169 00:09:23,833 --> 00:09:25,333 [both laugh] 170 00:09:25,366 --> 00:09:27,166 - Mission accomplished. 171 00:09:29,533 --> 00:09:31,803 CLAIRE: Give me another shotgun. 172 00:09:31,833 --> 00:09:33,573 ERIC: All right, come here. 173 00:09:39,333 --> 00:09:40,773 ERIC: I'm just wondering... CLAIRE: [giggles] 174 00:09:40,800 --> 00:09:43,330 - What were you like in high school? 175 00:09:43,366 --> 00:09:44,796 - So boring. 176 00:09:44,833 --> 00:09:48,573 - What? - [laughs] Yeah. 177 00:09:48,600 --> 00:09:50,170 - So you're telling me that you didn't have 178 00:09:50,200 --> 00:09:51,570 any boyfriends or anything. 179 00:09:51,600 --> 00:09:53,400 - No, I was a virgin until I met Matt 180 00:09:53,433 --> 00:09:54,773 in, uh, senior year of college. 181 00:09:54,800 --> 00:09:56,500 - What the fuck? 182 00:09:56,533 --> 00:09:58,073 No shit. 183 00:09:58,100 --> 00:09:59,270 - I know, it's so embarrassing. 184 00:09:59,300 --> 00:10:00,500 - Yeah. - Yeah. 185 00:10:00,533 --> 00:10:02,133 Can you pass me those? 186 00:10:02,166 --> 00:10:05,326 - Yeah, yeah. Here. 187 00:10:05,366 --> 00:10:07,596 - Yeah, so... 188 00:10:07,633 --> 00:10:09,303 it was self-imposed. 189 00:10:09,333 --> 00:10:11,503 Like, I just wanted rules. 190 00:10:11,533 --> 00:10:13,533 I needed rules. 191 00:10:13,566 --> 00:10:18,326 So no drinking, no boys. 192 00:10:18,366 --> 00:10:20,196 Like, I wouldn't even have a-a beer. 193 00:10:20,233 --> 00:10:21,333 I was such a prude. 194 00:10:23,633 --> 00:10:25,733 Okay, how long were you and Alison together? 195 00:10:25,766 --> 00:10:27,566 - Oh, my God. - What? Tell me. 196 00:10:27,600 --> 00:10:30,700 - I-- like, um... 197 00:10:30,733 --> 00:10:32,403 six months. 198 00:10:32,433 --> 00:10:34,703 - Oh, so, okay. 199 00:10:34,733 --> 00:10:36,033 That's, like, serious, then. 200 00:10:36,066 --> 00:10:38,066 Did you guys say "I love you"? 201 00:10:38,100 --> 00:10:40,100 - I don't know. - What? You did! 202 00:10:40,133 --> 00:10:41,703 - No. - Oh, my gosh. 203 00:10:41,733 --> 00:10:42,733 Oh. 204 00:10:42,766 --> 00:10:45,526 - I was 16, you know? 205 00:10:45,566 --> 00:10:47,166 What did I know? 206 00:10:49,266 --> 00:10:52,766 - Oh, the girls at UT are gonna be all over you. 207 00:10:54,466 --> 00:10:56,766 - [laughs] - They are. 208 00:10:56,800 --> 00:10:58,570 You have your whole life ahead of you. 209 00:10:58,600 --> 00:11:01,670 You're gonna have so much fun. - Hmm. 210 00:11:01,700 --> 00:11:04,470 - You are, and you're gonna, like... 211 00:11:04,500 --> 00:11:08,730 have so much sex with so many people. 212 00:11:08,766 --> 00:11:10,326 - [sighs] 213 00:11:12,500 --> 00:11:14,200 - Hey, you want to go into town? 214 00:11:14,233 --> 00:11:16,173 We can go to a bar or something. 215 00:11:16,200 --> 00:11:18,770 - I don't have an ID. 216 00:11:18,800 --> 00:11:20,670 - Oh, right, no. 217 00:11:20,700 --> 00:11:23,200 No, yeah, let's just stay here. 218 00:11:23,233 --> 00:11:24,603 Kay? 219 00:11:27,766 --> 00:11:29,166 - [clears throat] 220 00:11:31,133 --> 00:11:33,203 I'm gonna get another. 221 00:11:33,233 --> 00:11:34,633 - Okay. 222 00:11:38,633 --> 00:11:40,403 - [sighs] 223 00:12:01,200 --> 00:12:02,330 CLAIRE: Hey. 224 00:12:02,366 --> 00:12:04,796 You okay? 225 00:12:04,833 --> 00:12:07,473 - [exhales sharply] Yeah. 226 00:12:07,500 --> 00:12:09,100 Yeah, I'm fine. 227 00:12:09,133 --> 00:12:11,533 - Come on, why are you giving me the silent treatment? 228 00:12:11,566 --> 00:12:12,726 It's our last night together. 229 00:12:12,766 --> 00:12:14,026 ERIC: Exactly. 230 00:12:14,066 --> 00:12:16,696 It's our last night together. 231 00:12:16,733 --> 00:12:19,373 And tomorrow, you're gonna go back to him, 232 00:12:19,400 --> 00:12:22,200 and this will have never happened. 233 00:12:22,233 --> 00:12:23,333 Yeah. 234 00:12:23,366 --> 00:12:25,426 I mean... 235 00:12:25,466 --> 00:12:26,796 This isn't real. 236 00:12:26,833 --> 00:12:28,503 - Of course it is. 237 00:12:28,533 --> 00:12:30,203 - Is that why you're talking about who I'm gonna fuck 238 00:12:30,233 --> 00:12:31,333 when I get to college? 239 00:12:33,133 --> 00:12:35,503 Like, what is this to you? 240 00:12:35,533 --> 00:12:37,433 Is this just some bored housewife shit? 241 00:12:37,466 --> 00:12:39,326 - You know that's not true. 242 00:12:40,733 --> 00:12:43,433 You're not gonna want me when you go to college. 243 00:12:44,833 --> 00:12:47,573 You're gonna be done with me. 244 00:12:50,066 --> 00:12:51,566 [sighs] 245 00:12:58,666 --> 00:13:00,166 [sniffles] 246 00:13:00,200 --> 00:13:04,570 Fuck, I'm risking my entire life to be with you! 247 00:13:04,600 --> 00:13:07,500 I wish I could just stay here with you, but I-- 248 00:13:07,533 --> 00:13:09,173 I can't, 249 00:13:09,200 --> 00:13:11,570 and I fucking feel like a terrible person. 250 00:13:15,566 --> 00:13:16,726 - Hey. Hey. 251 00:13:16,766 --> 00:13:18,696 - No. 252 00:13:18,733 --> 00:13:21,133 - Hey, hey, hey. I'm sorry. 253 00:13:21,166 --> 00:13:22,726 I'm sorry. 254 00:13:24,633 --> 00:13:26,173 I'm sorry. Please stop. 255 00:13:26,200 --> 00:13:27,800 Stop. Stop. 256 00:13:27,833 --> 00:13:30,103 [whispering] I'm sorry. 257 00:13:30,133 --> 00:13:32,273 I'm sorry. 258 00:13:35,266 --> 00:13:36,766 I love you. 259 00:13:40,366 --> 00:13:42,096 I love you. 260 00:13:43,500 --> 00:13:46,370 So much. 261 00:13:48,200 --> 00:13:50,300 - I love you. - [chuckles] 262 00:13:51,700 --> 00:13:53,570 Say it again. 263 00:13:55,600 --> 00:13:58,270 - I love you. - [laughs] 264 00:13:58,300 --> 00:14:01,130 [cover version of Rihanna's "Stay"] 265 00:14:01,166 --> 00:14:08,096 ♪ ♪ 266 00:14:12,600 --> 00:14:16,200 SINGER: ♪ All along, it was a fever ♪ 267 00:14:16,233 --> 00:14:20,373 ♪ ♪ 268 00:14:20,400 --> 00:14:25,070 ♪ A cold sweat, hotheaded believer ♪ 269 00:14:25,100 --> 00:14:28,530 ♪ ♪ 270 00:14:28,566 --> 00:14:30,726 ♪ I threw my hands in the air ♪ 271 00:14:30,766 --> 00:14:34,596 ♪ And said, "Show me something" ♪ 272 00:14:34,633 --> 00:14:37,133 ♪ ♪ 273 00:14:37,166 --> 00:14:42,196 ♪ She said, "If you dare, come a little closer" ♪ 274 00:14:42,233 --> 00:14:45,103 ♪ ♪ 275 00:14:45,133 --> 00:14:48,473 ♪ Oh, around and around ♪ 276 00:14:48,500 --> 00:14:52,530 ♪ And around and around we go ♪ 277 00:14:52,566 --> 00:14:54,166 ♪ ♪ 278 00:14:54,200 --> 00:14:57,270 ♪ Oh, now, tell me now, tell me now ♪ 279 00:14:57,300 --> 00:15:01,330 ♪ Tell me now you know ♪ 280 00:15:01,366 --> 00:15:03,796 ♪ ♪ 281 00:15:03,833 --> 00:15:07,603 ♪ Not really sure how to feel about it ♪ 282 00:15:07,633 --> 00:15:12,103 ♪ Something in the way you move ♪ 283 00:15:12,133 --> 00:15:16,103 ♪ Makes me feel like I can't live without you ♪ 284 00:15:16,133 --> 00:15:19,773 ♪ Yeah, it takes me all the way ♪ 285 00:15:19,800 --> 00:15:25,070 ♪ And I want you to stay ♪ 286 00:15:27,166 --> 00:15:34,096 ♪ ♪ 287 00:15:45,166 --> 00:15:47,766 [door squeaks shut] 288 00:15:47,800 --> 00:15:49,370 ERIC: Hey. 289 00:15:49,400 --> 00:15:51,400 - Hey. - Hey. 290 00:15:51,433 --> 00:15:52,603 - It's the birthday boy. 291 00:15:52,633 --> 00:15:54,673 - Yeah. 292 00:15:54,700 --> 00:15:58,770 SANDY: Devon was sad he missed you on your birthday. 293 00:15:58,800 --> 00:16:00,530 I think he was sadder about missing some birthday cake, 294 00:16:00,566 --> 00:16:02,566 so I caved. 295 00:16:02,600 --> 00:16:04,730 I let them each have a piece. 296 00:16:04,766 --> 00:16:08,166 I was hoping you might get home a little earlier. 297 00:16:08,200 --> 00:16:09,600 - Sorry about that. 298 00:16:09,633 --> 00:16:12,233 - It's fine, you were having fun with your friends. 299 00:16:12,266 --> 00:16:15,126 We'll do something tomorrow night, okay? 300 00:16:15,166 --> 00:16:16,596 All right, I gotta go to work. 301 00:16:16,633 --> 00:16:18,433 Um, you were supposed to be home with the boys tonight, 302 00:16:18,466 --> 00:16:19,596 but I wanted you to have the night off, 303 00:16:19,633 --> 00:16:21,303 so I sent them next door. 304 00:16:21,333 --> 00:16:22,573 - Thanks. 305 00:16:24,500 --> 00:16:26,130 - Happy birthday. 306 00:16:26,166 --> 00:16:27,396 ERIC: See you later. 307 00:16:30,566 --> 00:16:32,626 [door clicks shut] 308 00:16:32,666 --> 00:16:39,596 ♪ ♪ 309 00:17:01,640 --> 00:17:03,610 - Hello? 310 00:17:03,640 --> 00:17:06,570 [rock music playing] 311 00:17:06,607 --> 00:17:13,467 ♪ ♪ 312 00:17:16,873 --> 00:17:18,173 - Hi. 313 00:17:18,207 --> 00:17:20,337 - Hey. - Hi. 314 00:17:20,373 --> 00:17:22,243 Shit, you smell good. 315 00:17:22,273 --> 00:17:24,073 - Oh, thanks, I showered. 316 00:17:24,107 --> 00:17:26,037 - Oh. Way to brag. 317 00:17:26,073 --> 00:17:28,173 [laughter] 318 00:17:28,207 --> 00:17:29,907 - How long have you been waiting for a drink? 319 00:17:29,940 --> 00:17:31,310 - Forever. 320 00:17:33,073 --> 00:17:35,173 - So how bad is this gonna be? 321 00:17:35,207 --> 00:17:37,567 - You might know some songs. They're a cover band. 322 00:17:37,607 --> 00:17:41,467 They do, like, Neil Young, Talking Heads, Wilco. 323 00:17:41,507 --> 00:17:45,367 - Oh, boy. - [laughs] 324 00:17:45,407 --> 00:17:47,237 - No, it's-- that sounds pretty good. 325 00:17:47,273 --> 00:17:49,573 - Thanks for coming. [laughs] 326 00:17:49,607 --> 00:17:51,107 - Excuse me? 327 00:17:51,140 --> 00:17:52,570 She's looked me in the face, like, five times. 328 00:17:52,607 --> 00:17:53,537 - Yeah, me too. 329 00:17:55,473 --> 00:17:57,573 - Fuck it. - What the... 330 00:17:57,607 --> 00:17:59,167 Kathryn! KATHRYN: Hurry up, bitch! 331 00:17:59,207 --> 00:18:01,437 CLAIRE: What're you doing? KATHRYN: [laughing] 332 00:18:01,473 --> 00:18:04,043 CLAIRE: Oh, my God. 333 00:18:04,073 --> 00:18:06,113 [both laughing] 334 00:18:06,140 --> 00:18:07,570 Okay. 335 00:18:07,607 --> 00:18:10,237 KATHRYN: [sighing] Oh. - You are amazing. 336 00:18:10,273 --> 00:18:13,313 - I'm even impressed with myself right now. 337 00:18:13,340 --> 00:18:15,310 - Gimme. 338 00:18:15,340 --> 00:18:16,910 - Oh, it's good. 339 00:18:16,940 --> 00:18:18,570 Mmm. 340 00:18:18,607 --> 00:18:20,437 Oh, so how was your weekend? 341 00:18:20,473 --> 00:18:22,573 - I wish you'd brought limes or something. 342 00:18:22,607 --> 00:18:25,467 - I panicked. - Uh, it was great. 343 00:18:25,507 --> 00:18:27,337 - Yeah, what did you do? 344 00:18:27,373 --> 00:18:29,973 - I went to a conference in Dallas 345 00:18:30,007 --> 00:18:31,837 with some of my old colleagues. 346 00:18:31,873 --> 00:18:33,973 Um...yeah, 347 00:18:34,007 --> 00:18:36,007 there were some really interesting keynotes. 348 00:18:37,140 --> 00:18:40,440 - Is that the best you can do? 349 00:18:40,473 --> 00:18:45,043 Come on, that might fool Matt, but doesn't fool me. 350 00:18:45,073 --> 00:18:48,513 - Wha... - Mm. 351 00:18:48,540 --> 00:18:51,510 You've been glowing recently, Claire, 352 00:18:51,540 --> 00:18:53,210 and you sure as shit aren't pregnant 353 00:18:53,240 --> 00:18:54,910 since you've been chugging this tequila, 354 00:18:54,940 --> 00:18:57,310 so I'm, like, 99% sure you're having an affair. 355 00:18:57,340 --> 00:19:00,440 - Oh, my God, stop. 356 00:19:00,473 --> 00:19:02,443 - Come on, there's a reason people have been having affairs 357 00:19:02,473 --> 00:19:04,573 since the dawn of time. 358 00:19:04,607 --> 00:19:08,207 How else would you remember you're still alive? 359 00:19:08,240 --> 00:19:09,870 - [laughs] 360 00:19:12,073 --> 00:19:14,473 KATHRYN: Were you with a guy this weekend? 361 00:19:18,073 --> 00:19:19,313 I knew it. 362 00:19:19,340 --> 00:19:20,940 Yeah, you were. 363 00:19:20,973 --> 00:19:22,113 [squeals] 364 00:19:22,140 --> 00:19:24,310 - [laughs] 365 00:19:24,340 --> 00:19:26,470 I've never felt this way before. 366 00:19:26,507 --> 00:19:30,107 I've never given myself permission to feel this way. 367 00:19:30,140 --> 00:19:32,840 KATHRYN: Yeah, life's too short. 368 00:19:32,873 --> 00:19:34,843 So if you want more than Weezer covers, 369 00:19:34,873 --> 00:19:36,343 I don't blame you. 370 00:19:36,373 --> 00:19:38,373 - Uh, it's Wilco. - Oh. 371 00:19:38,407 --> 00:19:40,437 [laughter] 372 00:19:40,473 --> 00:19:43,373 So who's the guy? 373 00:19:43,407 --> 00:19:45,307 - Mm-mm. Nope, I can't tell you. 374 00:19:45,340 --> 00:19:46,840 - All right, fine. 375 00:19:46,873 --> 00:19:48,443 At least tell me, how's the D? 376 00:19:48,473 --> 00:19:50,313 - [laughs] 377 00:19:50,340 --> 00:19:53,170 Oh...my God. 378 00:19:53,207 --> 00:19:56,337 The D is great. 379 00:19:56,373 --> 00:19:58,443 - Oh... - Like, I love it. 380 00:19:58,473 --> 00:20:00,573 Literally love it. 381 00:20:00,607 --> 00:20:01,967 - Yeah. 382 00:20:02,007 --> 00:20:03,367 The lust phase. 383 00:20:03,407 --> 00:20:05,337 I miss that. 384 00:20:05,373 --> 00:20:06,913 He's cute, then? 385 00:20:06,940 --> 00:20:08,110 - He's so cute. 386 00:20:08,140 --> 00:20:10,310 - He's older? 387 00:20:12,540 --> 00:20:13,570 He's younger? 388 00:20:13,607 --> 00:20:15,167 - Mm-hmm. - Oh, shit. 389 00:20:15,207 --> 00:20:17,207 - [laughs] - Oh, my God! 390 00:20:17,240 --> 00:20:19,440 - I know. - Claire Wilson, yes! 391 00:20:19,473 --> 00:20:22,443 Oh, my God, who is this guy? 392 00:20:22,473 --> 00:20:24,373 - No. Mm-mm. 393 00:20:24,407 --> 00:20:27,167 - Please? Please tell me. 394 00:20:27,207 --> 00:20:30,437 - I can't, no. KATHRYN: Please. 395 00:20:30,473 --> 00:20:32,173 Please, please. 396 00:20:32,207 --> 00:20:34,907 I promise I won't tell anybody. 397 00:20:34,940 --> 00:20:36,340 Please, please, please. 398 00:20:36,373 --> 00:20:37,943 I promise. 399 00:20:37,973 --> 00:20:40,013 Come on! 400 00:20:42,407 --> 00:20:45,137 Tell me. Tell me, tell me, tell me... 401 00:20:47,640 --> 00:20:49,470 Oh. 402 00:21:01,540 --> 00:21:03,910 Come on. Mm... 403 00:21:03,940 --> 00:21:06,310 - [laughs] 404 00:21:06,340 --> 00:21:08,840 It's Eric. 405 00:21:08,873 --> 00:21:09,973 - Who's Eric? 406 00:21:10,007 --> 00:21:12,837 - Eric Walker. 407 00:21:12,873 --> 00:21:14,173 Like, Eric, Eric. 408 00:21:14,207 --> 00:21:18,037 - [laughs] Come on. 409 00:21:18,073 --> 00:21:21,313 Yes, Eric is cute, but, like, you're kidding. 410 00:21:21,340 --> 00:21:23,570 Like, we get it. It's, like, lols. 411 00:21:23,607 --> 00:21:26,407 CLAIRE: [giggles] - You're... 412 00:21:28,540 --> 00:21:30,270 You're kidding. 413 00:21:31,940 --> 00:21:34,170 Right? 414 00:21:34,207 --> 00:21:36,267 Claire, oh, my God. 415 00:21:39,073 --> 00:21:42,073 Claire... 416 00:21:42,107 --> 00:21:44,307 Um... 417 00:21:48,340 --> 00:21:51,010 He's your student. 418 00:21:52,240 --> 00:21:56,040 - I--no, I know, but he's 18. 419 00:21:56,073 --> 00:21:59,043 And we're, like-- we're in love with each other. 420 00:21:59,073 --> 00:22:01,513 - He's your student. 421 00:22:01,540 --> 00:22:03,940 CLAIRE: Well, wait, Kathryn... 422 00:22:03,973 --> 00:22:07,443 Listen, let me explain, okay? 423 00:22:07,473 --> 00:22:11,613 KATHRYN: That's, like, a monumental abuse of power. 424 00:22:11,640 --> 00:22:13,610 CLAIRE: You don't under-- you don't understand. 425 00:22:13,640 --> 00:22:16,170 Okay, talk-- talk to me about this. 426 00:22:16,207 --> 00:22:18,567 Please, I... 427 00:22:18,607 --> 00:22:19,967 He's an adult. 428 00:22:20,007 --> 00:22:21,567 Okay? He's 18. 429 00:22:21,607 --> 00:22:22,937 This is not abuse. 430 00:22:22,973 --> 00:22:24,313 We're in, like, a real relationship. 431 00:22:24,340 --> 00:22:25,440 KATHRYN: Ugh! - We love each other. 432 00:22:25,473 --> 00:22:27,513 KATHRYN: My God, stop it! I don't want to hear that. 433 00:22:27,540 --> 00:22:30,070 - He's over the age of consent. - He's a kid. 434 00:22:33,207 --> 00:22:34,567 - Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. 435 00:22:34,607 --> 00:22:39,067 No, you--you basically forced me to say it. 436 00:22:39,107 --> 00:22:42,437 - Claire, what do you want me to do? 437 00:22:42,473 --> 00:22:44,473 I don't have a choice. I have to report you. 438 00:22:44,507 --> 00:22:45,607 - Please. 439 00:22:45,640 --> 00:22:47,610 Please, no. That will... 440 00:22:47,640 --> 00:22:49,970 It will literally ruin my life. 441 00:22:50,007 --> 00:22:51,937 - Wow. 442 00:22:51,973 --> 00:22:53,573 Wow. 443 00:22:53,607 --> 00:22:55,407 Wow, wow, wow. 444 00:22:59,207 --> 00:23:02,137 - [breathing heavily] 27102

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