All language subtitles for Whiskey.Cavalier.S01E08.Confessions of a Dangerous Mind.eng

Previously on "Whiskey Cavalier"...

- Agent Chase.
- Sir?

- In my office.
- Yes, sir.

Will, you're one of our best agents.

Your mission is to pick up Standish,

bring him back to Paris within 48 hours.

Can I help you?

I'm Todd.

And this is my desk.

- I've been working at this desk for a while now.
- Of course you have.

You just swoop in and
take whatever you want,

because that's what Americans do.

Susan, right? Will's bestie.

Listen, Will's not answering his phone.

I thought you might...

I don't know where he is.

Wow, you are a terrible liar.

And I don't think I like you, Ray.

Edgar Standish.

Let's take a look at that tooth.

You've been selling
the weapons that we seize.

That's why you sent me
to bring back Standish.

Because of you,

I'm gonna have to kill all these people.

Aah!

There's no time left.

This has to happen now.

We need to pick names...

... for Secret Santa.

I'm not crazy, right?

It's an odd time to celebrate Christmas.

Well, the holidays are our busiest time,

so we celebrate in the off season.

This is a Supplemental Holiday
for Espionage Professionals.

I'm calling it SHEP.

Or Spy Christmas.

Yeah, I'm a Hindu.

Guys, I love everything about Christmas.

Ooh, hey! Tonight, after this,
you want to come over to my place,

help me decorate my tree?

You're kidding, right?

Yes. Of course I'm kidding.

I don't have a-a tree
that stays up all year.

How did you get stuck with Secret Santa?

You lose a bet?

Well, as I'm sure you're all aware,

I sometimes have problems
connecting with...

people.

"No, Jai, you're delightful."

- But I have been trying.
- That's true.

He came up to me
yesterday out of the blue

and asked me how I was doing.

He didn't stick around
for the answer, but...

I was fine, by the way.

And now the cliffhanger is over.

See, I've been making
really good progress,

but Susan, here, feels
I need to open myself up

to more workplace bonding activities.

I'm so excited.

I called it "making
friends," but whatever.

You got to have love in your heart

for everyone that you work with.

"Ray"?

- Hell no. I want a diff...
- Nope.

Briefcase is now closed.

30 bucks or less. No gag gifts.

Happy SHEP, everyone.

You know, I got
a Christmas sweater at home

with your name on it.

Oh, do you?

Yeah.

My aunt's name is Tina.

She left it there one time.

That went from sexy to not sexy
at all real quick, didn't it?

- Yes, it did.
- Uh-huh.

You're still cute, though.

I'll see you in a few days.
I got a mission in Miami.

Ooh, Miami.

Cool. What is it?

Same ol', same ol'.

Some corrupt billionaire playboy.

I gotta seduce him
to get some bank codes.

See you later.

All right.

She just say "seduce"?

Frankie, you're an agent

who's made some questionable
decisions in the field.

- Yeah.
- Seducing is, like, an...

over-the-pants thing, right?

I-It's no different than if
you were dating... an actress

and she had to do a romantic love scene.

Right.

Nothing to be concerned
about because it's fake.

No, I'm saying that sometimes

you actually have to have
sex to make it look real.

Oh.

Too mean?

Yeah.

But so good.

Y'know the mistake Standish is making?

Look, if you're dating someone

and you want the relationship
to have a chance,

you have to trust
that person completely.

Mnh, that's not a thing.

Oh, it's a thing.

I know it's your favorite topic,

but no one trusts anyone completely.

I trust you completely.

No, you don't.

Uh...

All the "shady" things from my past,

the way I make rash
decisions on the fly?

I don't even know what
I'm doing half the time.

Why are you trying
to convince me not to trust you?

I'm making a point.

I mean, let's hypothetically say

years from now, we're married.

Okay, how... how...
how would that happen?

Just go with it.

So, you think that we're happy.

And then you come home one day

and I'm wearing a sexy nightgown

and there's a handsome
stranger in the bathtub.

Do I still have your complete trust?

Yep. Because I'm sure there's
some reasonable explanation.

Like what?

Okay, he was working out in the back,

and he fell through the ice in our pond.

And, yes, we have a pond.

So you took him inside,

you put him in the bath
just to get him warm,

and you got your clothes wet,
so you had to take them off.

And, no, you did not have
a nightgown on underneath,

because that would just be ridiculous,

but you put on my favorite nightgown

'cause you knew I was coming home

and because you have this kinky thing

where you like to have sex while
someone else is in the house.

You're insane.

Yeah, but in a good way?

Hey, party people! Ray is in the house.

Okay, Ray.

Before you hooked up with Gigi,

did Will trust you completely?

He did.

Uh, oh! And thanks for bringing that up.

No one's talked about it in a while.

Anyway, I come bearing mission!

Who's excited?

Okay.

Love doing that.

So, the team needs to head
to Europe for a prisoner transfer.

This guy may have intel on The Trust.

I hate that they call
themselves "The Trust."

I know. It's an important word to Will.

Oh, I'm aware.

Okay, prisoner transport. Why us?

Well, because MI6, CIA, FBI,
they've all been infiltrated.

And the more we learn about The Trust,

the more we see their fingerprints

on global terror events.

We're afraid they're
planning something huge.

Europol thinks that this prisoner

may be the best chance to figure out

when and where the next
attack will take place.

All right, so what's
our job on the ground?

You will be escorting
him from a black site

to a private airstrip where he will
be transferred for interrogation.

You two will be in one of
the follow cars with Standish.

It's a babysitting gig.

No, no, no, no.

This is a very high-level operation

that requires the utmo...

Okay, yes, it's a babysitting gig.

But at least you guys
will be back in time

for the Spy Christmas party in the Hive.

All right, let's get
the team ready to roll.

Hey, I still don't understand

how we ended up getting married.

You had a rich uncle who died,

and I married you for the inheritance.

Oh.

Well, that's dirty.

I never know what's going on.

Hey, Tina. Hey, it's me.

Just wanted to call,
say hi, and I missed you.

You're probably busy seducing that guy.

It's all good, though.

I'm not worried about it. You know.

You got to do what you got
to do for your country, right?

I'm doing the same thing here in France.

But not the... you know, the same thing.

That'd be weird, right?

Both of us on missions doing sex things.

But, yeah, hope it's going well.

Is that your fault?

Uh, I got to go here,

but good luck with the seducing.

I'll talk to you later. All right.

Oh, my God.

- Standish!
- Yeah, I'm coming, I'm coming.

So, who is this prisoner, anyway?

No idea.

Ray said Europol is
so worried about leaks,

they haven't even released his
identity at the highest levels.

Ollerman?

No way.

Why is he still alive?

Nice to see you all, too.

They told you I died, didn't they?

See?

That's the problem with having
all these secrets in my head.

I'm worth too much.

That, and your aim sucks.

How about we just finish this right now?

All right. Let's just stay calm.

Take some deep breaths, all right?

What do you mean? He tried to kill us.

Why would they even assign
us to pick him up, anyway?

He pulled my tooth out with pliers.

It was a fake tooth.

It's still messed up.
Don't diminish my trauma.

Guys, look, I don't know
why we got this mission.

It doesn't matter.

We have a job to do,

and we're gonna finish
it like we always do.

Agreed?

Agent Chase done with his pep talk?

I always used to love those.

Shall we?

We do have a schedule to keep.

So, the Boy Scout partnered
with the sociopath.

How's that working out?

It's going really well,
for your information.

Hey, not helping.

Why don't you just get in the van

before I do something I'm gonna regret?

Oh, come on, Will.
That's not your speed.

Yeah, but it's her speed.

Let's roll.

- ♪ I'm dreaming of a white Christmas ♪
- Merry Spy Christmas.

Hey! Merry Spy Christmas.

Ooh, and a Merry Spy Christmas.

Yes, hi.

Oh, and a Merry Spy
Christmas to you, mister.

Oh, you don't get a candy
cane if you don't smile.

Fine.

God, I can't do this anymore.

- Hey, Susan.
- Hey.

Please don't make me
talk to anyone else.

Please.

How long have you even tried?

It's not about how long I tried,

it's about the effort that I put in.

Less than a minute.

Well...

I can't really judge you.

I still haven't gotten
Ray his Secret Santa gift,

so I'm... I'm wrapping
up this stapler I found.

Okay.

Have you... Have you
seen any of the team?

Not a word. No, it's
full security protocol.

Wow.

This must be a highly classified asset.

They've been on complete
electronic blackout

- since they left here.
- Mm-hmm.

You haven't seen my
stapler around, have you?

Ooh.

No, Todd.

It's just that that poorly wrapped gift

is the exact shape of my stapler.

No, it's not.

This is a...

... a toy bus that I
bought for my nephew.

♪ With every Christmas card I write ♪

Thank you so much. It's
exactly what I wanted.

Brits.

Hey!

You think Ray would like an empty cup?

Yeah, absolutely.

- I can decorate it.
- Mm-hmm.

Write his name on it.

- "Ray."
- Yeah.

"Ray's cup."

♪ And may all ♪

♪ Your Christmases ♪

♪ Be white ♪

How we doing?

Checking the satellite.

Airspace... clear.

Road... clear.

Electronic signature still invisible.

We are all good.

What the hell?!

Shooter, 11:00!

Hold on!

Get down!

Everyone out of the car!

Aah!

Standish, stay down!

Shooter up top.

We're never gonna make
the Christmas party.

Ah, nobody shows up to
those things on time, anyway.

We got to get to the van
before Ollerman gets killed.

Right. Hey, you can leave
that thing here, huh?

I don't go anywhere without my laptop!

Okay.

I think Standish is in shock.

All right, follow my lead.

- Standish, cover us.
- Aah!

God.

Frankie, you check the cargo.

Standish, you cover me, okay?

Here we go.

Hey, we're never gonna
make it to the drop.

I need you to reroute us to the Hive.

This is exactly why I bring the laptop.

That, and I got a lot of music
that I haven't backed up yet.

Hang on.

Sounds like a party out there.

Shut up!

Last time I saw you,

you were on a kitchen
table bleeding out.

I wish I could say the same.

Hey, Will, good news.

Prince Charming's still with us.

Great.

♪ Jingle bells, jingle bells... ♪

Last year, all they put out

was boxed wine and gas station sushi.

A lot of people got sick, including me.

But I got my bathing
suit body back like...

Whoo!

Ooh! Tiny little hot dogs.

Hey. Excuse me.

Hey. They're back.

Oh, thank God.

Let's get out of here.

♪ Oh, what fun it is to... ♪

Son of a bitch.

Whoa.

The devil is a lot smaller
than I thought he was.

- How did this happen?
- Ambush.

And until they can get
Ollerman out of here,

our orders are to question him on site,

see what he knows.

Susan, you're up.

Interrogation room. Let's go.

And if he moves, shoot him.

This is my chance for revenge.

I'm-a rip his tooth out.

Nobody's ripping anything.

Hey, man, wasn't your tooth a fake?

We've already been over this.

- It was very traumatic and very painful!
- Ooh.

Look, we all need to know not
to talk about Ollerman to anyone.

Especially not Ray. He
cannot know that he's here.

Oh, that's right. Ollerman shot him.

Yeah, it was bad.

There were a couple nights
I was sitting in his hospital room,

I didn't think he was gonna make it.

Hold on. You... You
were at Ray's bedside?

- Does he know that?
- No.

Is he ever going to?

What do you think?

I'm guessing "no."

Guys, I need you back here.

That was fast, Suze.

He says he won't talk to me.

He'll only talk to you two.

All right. Let's go.

So, was it this tooth
right here? This one?

Huh?

There you are.

I hear you requested us?

Oh, no offense to Susan,

I just feel like the three of us

- have more chemistry.
- Mm-hmm.

Guys, keep him relaxed.

We need him to feel comfortable.

Start by being overly friendly.

I'd like to put a bullet
in that smug face of yours.

Why do I even bother?

- I mean, we were all thinking it.
- Yeah, but...

All right, let's start
with an easy question.

How did your people know

which route our convoy was gonna take?

I must say, you two
are adorable together.

The suppressed sexual tension.

It's all right there, below the surface.

We know you're a member of The Trust.

We have intel that
something big is coming.

- Talk.
- Funny, isn't it?

Your little team was put
together because of me.

Now I'm gonna tear you apart.

Yeah, that's not gonna happen.

You're very confident

for a man who officially
reported Agent Trowbridge

as "dangerously unstable
and potentially disloyal."

We had just met.

And in my defense...

it was true.

Fair point.

Then you joined forces with Jai Datta,

Edgar Standish,

and the infamous Dr. Susan Sampson.

Agent Datta...

I'm surprised you're
even still with them.

I believe your dossier said,

"Subject is prone to
isolation, rejects intimacy,

and lacks the ability
to connect with teammates

in any meaningful way."

Susan, you're the author.

Did I get your words right?

Seriously?

How does he know all of this?

Enough. We're here to
talk about The Trust.

Speaking of trust... Edgar.

About your girlfriend, Agent Marek.

Please be something good.
Please be something good.

She's on a mission that requires

a certain degree of erotic flexibility.

Do you think your insecurity

will drive you to do
something stupid and impulsive,

given your propensity to self-sabotage?

Probably. Yeah.

I wouldn't start with me.

I've had a day.

There she is!

The ruthless assassin.

I'm so glad

you didn't follow through
with that kill order.

Oh, you didn't know?

When you two first met,

she had clearance to
"tie up loose ends" and...

kill you.

Let me clarify...

she asked her superiors
for permission to kill you

and got it.

You're lucky she got shot,

or you probably wouldn't be with us.

I'm sorry, I've been
doing so much... talking.

Is there any way I could
get a glass of water?

Sure thing.

I hope no one spits in it.

It was a preliminary profile.

You've changed so much since then.

I will let you know when
we are speaking again.

Okay.

All the imaginary scenarios
of what Tina is doing right now

are running through my head,

and they're all erotic and flexible.

- Very flexible.
- Standish...

We've only kissed. I haven't
even seen her naked yet.

That's not fair, right?

Guys, please.

Look, this is what Ollerman does, okay?

He identifies and
exploits your insecurities.

Do not let it get to you, okay?

Look, do I wish that Frankie
hadn't planned my assassination?

Of course I do. Who wouldn't?

But I'm not gonna sit here
and let it dwell on me.

No, because it was Moscow,

it was winter, and we were all cranky.

Eventually, I'm gonna need a
better explanation than that.

Will is right. We can deal with this.

As a team, we are that strong.

As long as we remember
who we are, we got this.

That's right. All right.
Let's get on it, okay?

- Yeah.
- Incoming.

All right. Do not tell Ray.

- What?
- There's my team!

Hey, hey, got good news...

the Dutch analyst
brought a karaoke machine.

Bad news... it's all in Dutch.

Where are they going? What were
you guys just talking about?

Uh...

What we should be talking
about is that empty glass.

No bueno. Right? You feel me?

Mnh-mnh.

I do.

Ray Ray!

I stashed a-a bottle of bourbon
under the coffee machine.

- Huh?
- Huh?

- Huh?
- Huh?

- Huh?
- Huh?

Yeah.

Mission accepted, fellas.

Ray is on the job.

- Yeah.
- Yeah, who's on the job?

That's an easy one. It's Ray! Hey. Yeah.

Oh, God.

- Nice job.
- Thank you.

Should we chest bump?

That is unacceptable for me.

- Subtle fist pound?
- Absolutely.

What the hell are you doing?

I'm looking for something

that starts with a "B"
and ends with an "urban."

And I can drink it.

It's bourbon.

Yeah. Yeah, I managed
to decipher your brilliant riddle.

- Oh, wow.
- What?

Apparently, they just
brought a new prisoner in.

- Hmm.
- Alex Ollerman.

♪ ... you a Merry Christmas ♪

Did you just say Ollerman?

♪ And a Happy New Year ♪

Yeah. Why? Do you know him?

♪ And a Happy New Year ♪

The Trust.

Your next attack.

I want a date and a location.

You know I can't tell you that.

So, come on, let's hear it.

How much ripple effect did
I cause for team Whiskey?

Be honest. He'll know if you aren't.

Well, we didn't exactly
have a group hug afterwards,

but we're... we're still pretty solid.

- Good, good.
- Yeah.

I'm not gonna say it again...

stop stonewalling.

Look, you know she's right.

They've got you on treason and murder.

The only real choice you have

is a gas chamber or lethal injection.

And either way, we're gonna
make sure that your wife and son

have a front-row seat.

Alex, do yourself and
your family a favor.

Help us help you.

Look, talk, and I promise
you'll avoid the death penalty.

You know me... I always keep my word.

You do.

It's endearing.

Fine.

Here's what I know.

Ray. Ray, stop.

Ray. Hey, Ray. Hey.

- Ray!
- Hey, hey.

- Aah!
- Hey, hey, stop it.

Look at me. Look at me.

Not this way.

Come on. Get out of here.

Enjoy the show, Susan?

This isn't going to end
the way you want it to, Alex.

You never know.

If I had my gun, I would've
shot him in his smug face!

Damn, Ray. First time
you looked attractive.

Hey, not helping.

Look, you need to cool down.

Just calm down. Sit down, okay?

Hey, do you remember that mission
we were on together in Brussels?

Do you remember what you said to me?

Crepes are just really thin pancakes.

No. I mean, yes. Yes, they are.

But I'm talking about when
the mission went south,

when good people got hurt, and
when I totally lost my cool.

What did you say?

I told you not to lose
sight of the big picture.

Hmm?

We're saving lives here, Ray.

Okay? No matter what happens,

you have to keep your head in the game.

Copy that.

All right. Cool off, come on.

When he gets like this, he
can go right off the rails.

We can't leave him alone.

Way ahead of you.

Got your text.

We need you to babysit Ray.

No, no, no, no.

Keep him calm.

Be there for him.

Look, this is a bad idea.

You heard Ollerman. I'm
terrible with people.

You know what? Enough of this crap, Jai.

Who'd you get for Secret Santa?

I don't want to say.

Seriously?

Fine, it was Will.

I got you a hat.

- A hat?
- See? E-Exactly.

It's an antique British bowler.

I thought you might like it

because it's symbolic of what
it means to be a gentleman,

which I think you...
So stupid. Stupid, Jai.

No, no. Jai, hey! Come
on. That's not stupid.

That's very, first of all,
complimentary, and it's perfect,

it's thoughtful, it's unique.

I can't wait to wear it.

See? You know him.

You can connect with people.

Jai, you have come so far.

Thank you.

Just keep an eye on him, okay?

You're not gonna wear
that goofy hat, are you?

No. What do you want me to say, though?

I mean... a British bowler?

♪ Deck the halls with ♪

♪ Deck the halls with boughs of holly ♪

♪ La la la la la, la la la la ♪

Hey, guys, I think I got something.

I sat down at this computer
to get some work done.

What were you really doing?

Okay, fine, I was trying
to hack the phone systems

to delete my voicemail to Tina.

- You happy?
- Very rarely.

I can confirm that.

I can appreciate you both.

Like I said, I came here to undo
my "self-sabotaging tendencies,"

and I think I found
a breach in the firewall.

Someone's trying
to hack the security system.

What, on the same day our guest arrived?

That can't be a coincidence.

I think you're right. The only thing is,

the entry seems to be
coming from inside the Hive.

Someone here is working with Ollerman.

Keep digging. Find out who.

All right, mole. Where's your hole?

Some team.

Couldn't even deliver my glass of water.

I know that you think
that you're in control,

that you're getting to us.

You're not.

Oh, I don't know.

Ray seemed pretty "gotten to."

And I'm betting
the other members of the team

are all spinning like little tops.

Enough.

Let's get to The Trust.

No.

It's been fun, but that
little part of our Q&A is over.

So now's the part where
I hurt you until you talk?

No, I feel like there are
probably some other options

we should exhaust first.

Susan, you want to come in here?

Susan?

I'm afraid she's not there.

Will.

You're probably gonna
want to answer that.

It's an important call.

Will?

Su...

Now, how about you two uncuff
me and get me my damn water?

I feel like you're making a really
big deal over a stapler, Todd.

Oh, my gosh, yes,
you're absolutely right.

Here, let me just release you.

Or maybe I should just keep you here

until Ollerman tells me to kill you.

Which I will enjoy.

Ohh, yeah.

Now... new plan.

I am gonna walk out of here,

or Dr. Sampson dies.

Yeah, that's not gonna happen.

I'm gonna need some new clothes, a gun.

Also gonna need my ring
from the evidence locker.

Family heirloom. I'm sentimental.

You orchestrated this whole thing.

Our team doing the pick-up,
the sniper... it was all you.

I'd hurry.

Susan's life is on the line.

Tick tock, agents.

This is all my fault.

If I hadn't lost my cool, he wouldn't
have a chance to grab her.

Look, we don't have
time for that, all right?

As soon as Ollerman leaves
the building, Susan's dead.

Okay. What's the plan?

Find the mole, save Susan.

Standish, how we doing?

Dude, I'm running a tracer app
that cross-references the signal

against all time-stamped user
logins in the last 24 hours,

- but it's gonna take some time.
- Okay, I didn't understand

any of that, but go faster.

We'll try and stall Ollerman.

All right, let's do this.

I'm looking at CCTV footage

of every camera around the building.

They're all disabled.

Did you check the internal cameras?

Yeah, it's shut off, too.

♪ Don't you dream of
spending Christmas... ♪

Ray.

We're doing everything we can, man.

Yeah, well, we got to do more.

It's Todd.

I've been digging through the mainframe,

and the hack traces
back to his computer.

He is the one that
told me about Ollerman.

He had an alert on his smart watch.

He has a smart watch. Amateur.

All right, I'll be able
to track that signal.

Get going. I'll send
you guys the coordinates.

Look, Ollerman's smart.

He's not gonna let us stall much longer.

We've got to come up with a plan.

He wants to break
this team apart, right?

What if we let him?

What if we make him think
one of us has turned?

Right now, it's the best we've got.

I'll do it, yeah.

You go dark? Nobody would believe it.

You've probably never
even stolen a pack of gum.

Hey, I've stolen a pack of gum.

- Really?
- Yes!

I went back and paid for it, but...

Look.

You said it yourself...

I'm dangerously unstable
and potentially disloyal.

No, that was early on.

You know that things have changed now.

I do. But Ollerman doesn't.

All he knows is you
can only tell the truth.

All right, what are you thinking?

Before I tell you, do
you trust me completely?

Is this about the guy
in the bathtub again?

'Cause that was weird.

Will, do you trust me with your life?

My life? That's a

a bit of a leap, but...

I do. Yeah.

What's the plan?

My ring?

You really love this gaudy
little thing, don't you?

And using your family motto

as the codename for your
secret evil operation?

Tell me, is everyone
in The Trust that stupid?

Give it to me.

Oh, nice trick. What is that?

A microchip with encrypted data records.

Worth billions in secret bank accounts.

Billions?

So this whole thing was about money?

Money is a means to an end.

Our goal is instability. Chaos.

Destroy the established order,

and all the power and wealth
is just there for the taking.

The Trust isn't just
planning one attack.

We're planning dozens.

But scale begets cost.

Ambition isn't cheap.

Yeah, you can't exactly
crowd fund terrorism.

But with this, we're back in business.

Thanks to you.

I want in.

Frankie, what are you talking about?

Come on, you knew this was
gonna happen sooner or later.

I mean, according to him,
you wrote it down.

No. No, I'm not gonna let you do this.

I'd like to see you stop me.

I'll stop you if I have to.
What are you talking about?!

Guys, guys. Sorry. I'm not buying it.

I would be an asset to
you, and you know it.

I don't care who I work for.

As long as the checks clear.

Frankie, come on!

What are you doing?!

Prove it.

Frankie, what are you doing?

No, don't prove anything.

Frankie, put that away.

Ow!

Ohh!

God! Frankie! Ohh!

Happy?

Not really. He's still breathing.

Frankie. Aah. Ohh.

Maybe people don't change, Will.

Are you crazy?

Aah!

I believe I asked for a gun?

All right, then. Shall we?

Will! You got shot?!

How did Ollerman get a gun?

Grab the chair. Ohh.

He didn't shoot me.

Frankie did.

I have so many questions.

We agreed she'd shoot
me to prove she turned.

That second one, that
took me by surprise.

Oh, God.

That answers none of my questions.

Frankie's got great aim.

This one's a through-and-through,

the second one's just a graze.

Hey, did you find Susan?

Yeah... the data center nearby.

Jai and Ray are en route.

Are you sure you're okay?

'Cause that's a lot of blood,
and I'm a little light-headed.

Guys, we're at Susan's location.

Is she okay?

We don't know. We think
she's with multiple hostiles.

We'll do a little recon, put
together a plan of attack.

Yeah, look, Ollerman's on his way out.

It's now or never. You got to go.

That doesn't sound
like a great idea, man.

No, it's not.

It's not, Ray, but
I know you can do this.

Ray, look...

You're one of the best field
agents I've ever worked with.

I can't count the number
of times you saved my ass.

I mean, sometimes it didn't seem like

you knew what the hell you were doing.

'Cause I didn't.

Yes, exactly, Ray.
That's your superpower.

You know how to improvise, all right?

Now just go save Susan.

Okay.

Um...

When you hear shots, come in hot.

What are you gonna do?

I don't know.

Okay.

Hey, party people! What's up?

Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.

Easy, easy, easy,
easy. Hey, hey, fellas.

Loosen up a little bit, okay?

In through the nose,
out through the mouth,

especially this guy.

Henchman of the year.

Todd! Good news.

Ollerman's got the ring,
and he's on his way out.

I kind of messed up.

I asked him if he could grab
some beers if we finished early.

He got mad, gave me those
crazy eyes... you know the ones.

I know you know 'em because
you're always pushing his buttons.

'Cause you're a rascal.

Since when did you
become a part of this?

When...

Th... That... That's
a funny, funny story.

I didn't.

Don't come any closer. I'll kill her!

Todd, do the math, buddy, okay?

It's two against one. Put your gun down.

Absolutely not.

If I put my gun down,
you will just kill me.

You drop yours, or she dies.

Okay. All right, you win.

All right? I'll go first.

I'm putting it down.

Look at me. Look at me.

Look at me. I'm putting it down.

Look at me. Look at me, Todd.

I'm doing it.

Should've watched us both, Todd.

Ohh! Standish is gonna be so
jealous I got to shoot Todd.

- Tell Will we got her.
- Yep.

Hey. You okay?

Yeah. Wow.

I really should've gotten
you a Secret Santa present.

I did good, right?

You did great, Ray.

All right.

Let's go.

Curbside pickup.

Is that a perk of the job?

I'm not an idiot.

I trained people like you.

You didn't turn.

I saw you look back at Chase.

You can't hide how
much you care about him.

Thanks for all your help.

It's been fun finally
getting to know you.

Bad news, Alex.

We got Susan.

No hostage, no leverage.

Isn't this fun?

Unfortunately for you,

one person here doesn't have a gun.

No matter how this plays out,

I'm putting a bullet between your eyes.

And you know me.

You decide if I'm
telling the truth or not.

I believe him.

Tell you what.

Her life for mine.

Deal.

No deal!

He didn't ask you.

Well, I feel like
I have a say in the matter.

Well, feel like that all you want.

Been great catching up.

Till next time.

You let him get away with the microchip.

The Trust is gonna be
completely funded again.

No, it isn't.

Ollerman was never a sentimental type.

I knew he wouldn't care about
some stupid piece of jewelry

unless it was important, so...

I switched it out.

Probably should've told you.

So what did you put on it instead?

Photos of me at Disneyland.

My friends and I were
on Splash Mountain.

We were playing chess.

He probably won't appreciate the bit,

- but, you know.
- I do.

Thank you.

Ow. I can't believe you shot me.

Oh, suck it up. You said it was okay.

Maybe slow down. Come on.

Ow! God!

Allo, Guv'na!

I'm so glad you like it.

Yeah, I can't help it.
It's growing on me.

Hey, I, uh... I want to make a toast.

Ah, but, uh, Ollerman got away.

I thought you only toasted
to successful missions.

What's with Agent Buzzkill?

Ray, we'll get him, okay?

I promise.

Besides, I wasn't, uh...

I wasn't gonna toast the mission.

I wanted to raise a glass to this team.

Ollerman really tested us.

But nothing in this
world can break us apart.

That's right.

- Mm.
- Cheers.

Cheers.

I'm your Secret Santa.

I brought you this from Miami.

Oh, Cuban rum.

And the good kind.

This was more than 30 bucks.

Least I could do.

I mean, after you called me

to tell me how much you missed me...

Oh, so you got the message.

This must be goodbye rum.

No.

I thought it was sweet.

Look, this is all new for me,
but I will figure it out.

I promise.

♪ They know that Santa's on his way ♪

Do you need to know what
happened with the guy in Miami?

I don't know.

Do I?

No.

Okay.

Miami. Never going there.

- Hey.
- Hey.

How you doing?

Good. Better.

I knew you guys would
come through for me, so...

Well, I mean, there was
talk about leaving you there.

You know what you have to do.

You're right.

♪ Although it's been said ♪

Hey, Ray.

I just wanted to say, uh...

you did an awesome job.

Thanks, man. Means a lot.

Good.

Hey, man.

I got you for Secret Santa.

And although I would've
preferred to kill Todd,

I'm happy you got to do it.

Happy SHEP.

Happy SHEP.

You like it?

Yes.

I do.

Would you prefer my Miami seduction rum?

- Y-Yes. Can we?
- Yeah.

Yeah? I actually
wanted the watch anyway.

This is appropriate.

Can we, uh...

Okay.

Yeah, that's nice.

- Thank you.
- Easy.

Mm.

♪ I'm offering this simple phrase ♪

We never finished our game.

Ho, ho, ho.

Secret Santa time.

A necklace?

Mm-hmm.

That is the bullet
that you shot me with.

It's... It's kind of a thing I do.

♪ Many times, many ways ♪

I actually love it.

Yeah, I knew you would.

♪ Merry Christmas ♪

First of many.

♪ To you ♪

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