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- Hi.
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- Hey, Lexi.
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Any chance you want to go
to the Harvest Dance together?
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- I don't usually date seniors,
but I'll let you know.
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- Cool.
Well, I better run.
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I don't want to be late
to health class.
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- Is it just me,
or are the seniors
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at this school
really old-looking?
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- Mm, it's just you.
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- Can I ask, what exactly
is a Harvest Dance,
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'cause apparently the class
president has to plan it?
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- [chuckles] Okay, uh, first of
all, it'stheHarvest Dance,
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and planning it is
a huge responsibility.
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- But it's just a dance.
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- Daisy, the kid who planned
the Harvest Dance last year
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had a mental breakdown.
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Now he plans the parties
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at the Bellhurst Asylum
for the Teenaged Insane.
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The theme for prom
last year was...
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[yelling]
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- Hey, Lexi.
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My friend thinks you're cute.
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- Oh.
[chuckles]
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Tell him I'm still
making my decision.
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- Okay.
- Thanks.
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- Okay, those seniors had
visible crow's feet.
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I'm gonna check IDs.
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- I just can't decide
who to say yes to.
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- Well, what if you didn't
go with any of them?
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What if you asked someone
to go with you instead?
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- Hmm.
- Oh, man.
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Flushed my shirt
down the toilet again.
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- [sighs]
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- If you like Jamie,
just ask him.
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- Look, don't pressure me.
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I'm still thinking about it.
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But I do love
that you're obsessing
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over my romantic entanglements.
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Keep doing that.
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- Hey, there is no way that
that guy goes to our school.
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He's literally wearing cataract
glasses and a Desert Storm hat.
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[laid-back music playing]
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[bell rings]
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- * When I wake upin the morning *
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* Alarm gives out a warning *
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* I don't think I'll evermake it on time *
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[bell rings]
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* By the timeI grab my books *
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* And I give myself a look *
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* I'm at the cornerjust in time *
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* It's all right,it's all right *
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* Saved by the bell,it's all right *
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* It's all right,saved by the bell *
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* It's all right *
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* 'Cause I'm savedby the bell *
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[bell rings]
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[cheerful music playing]
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- * Bop-bop,
ooh, bop-bop-bop *
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- * My surfing dream's
a wipeout *
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* That bummer drill sergeant's
gonna kick my butt *
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* There's no waves
in boot camp *
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* You can't hang ten
while you go ten-hut *
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* *
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- Wonderful!
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This may be the greatest
musical I've ever written,
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and to think I got
kicked out of Juilliard
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for getting straight Fs.
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- You have a really
great voice, DeVante.
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Congratulations,
that's the first time
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I've ever said that sincerely.
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- That's enough musical
rehearsals for today.
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The time has come
for scene work.
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- Uh, what--what's scene work?
Is that, like, acting?
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- Lexi,
you're the sultry beach babe
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whose preacher father
thinks surfing is a sin.
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DeVante,
you're the studly surf rat
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who's gonna break her heart
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like a long board
on a rocky shoal.
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- Cool.
- And action.
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- But, Kahuna...
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What if I never see you again?
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What if you get shot
in the war?
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I could never lose you.
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[gentle music]
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- I'm not the Big Kahuna
anymore.
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I'm just
Private Bernard Kahoonski...
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And my train is leaving.
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- Kahuna, no!
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- I'm sorry.
I have to go.
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[bell rings]
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- Okay.
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That was rough, but, luckily,
I have a free period,
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so I'm gonna twist off
a Barefoot Chard
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and watch "Property Brothers."
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We'll try this again tomorrow.
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[light tense music]
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- Eight, nine...
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Damn it. How did I manage
to lose 800 whoopee cushions?
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- Hey, Mac.
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Hope you're having
a rock-and-roll day.
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- Thanks, I always do.
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[rock music]
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- The Birchwood Boys
are back, baby!
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* *
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- No.
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- Next item on the agenda--
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we need to pick a caterer
for the Harvest Dance.
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- Or what if everyone just
brought a bag of chips,
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but to make it fun,
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you keep the flavor
you're bringing a surprise.
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Okay, I can't wait any longer.
I'm bringing Baked Lay's.
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- Stop the meeting.
Stop this travesty.
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I'm only gonna
ask you this once.
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Who did you hire to do
the music at the Harvest Dance?
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Who did you hire to do
the music at the Harvest Dance?
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- This local indie band that
Principal Toddman recommended.
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He said they'd play for free.
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- Was it the Birchwood Boys?
- Yes.
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- The Birchwood Boys are
Toddman and his neighbors
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from the Birchwood
Furnished Apartment Complex
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for Divorced Dads.
- I'm sorry.
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It just feels crazy
to have a $10,000 budget
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for a school dance,
and if we spend sensibly,
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maybe we can use the rest of it
on something we actually need.
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- On what?
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"Pagier" books?
"Typier" computers?
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I don't know.
I don't go to class.
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I just walk around
the halls mixing it up.
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- He does have a point.
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- I do?
- He does?
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- The money
is specifically allocated
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for the dance
by the school board.
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If we don't spend it,
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we just lose it
from the budget next year.
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- That's exactly what I said.
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- Oh, well, in that case,
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I guess we have to
spend the money?
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[light music]
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[sighs]
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But how do you even spend
$10,000 on a school dance?
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- Daisy, I'm currently wearing
$10,000 worth of cologne.
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Let me show you how to spend.
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- [sighs deeply]
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[upbeat music]
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* *
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- We need to talk.
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I know you weren't trying when
we ran that scene yesterday.
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- Look, I did the musical
because I like music.
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- Mm-hmm.
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- But this acting stuff is,
respectfully, corny as hell.
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- I understand completely,
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which is why I've taken
the liberty of booking you
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a class with famed
acting coach Dax Cahuenga.
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I see you're
too shocked to gasp.
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Dax is a Hollywood legend.
Do you know Justin Long?
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That's Dax's landlord.
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- Yeah, it's gonna be
a no for me, dog.
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- Okay,
but how could you say no
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to a girl
who's losing her sight?
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Mama?
Is that you?
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Dax taught me that day one.
So what do you say, tough guy?
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- I think we both know
I'm gonna leave now.
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- Yeah.
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[mellow music]
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- Whoa.
This party store is so fancy.
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- Hello, service?
[snaps fingers]
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My dad's governor,
and her dad's daughter
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is friends
with the governor's son.
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- Stop it.
Snapping is so rude.
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Okay, we need a punch bowl.
How about this one?
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- No, no, no, no, no, no.
That is garbage.
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I wouldn't let
my dog drink punch
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out of that,
and my dog loves punch.
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- Why?
What's wrong with it?
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- It's the first one you saw.
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Rule number one of spending
money like a rich person--
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we can do better.
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[lively music]
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* *
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- No, we can do better.
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* *
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We can do better.
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* *
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We can do better.
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We can do even better.
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* *
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Hmm.
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Hello?
[snaps fingers] Service?
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- Um, I don't work here.
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- Oh.
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[record scratches]
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I know snapping is rude.
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I'm being a rich person.
Don't judge me.
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[hip-hop music]
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- Yes.
- [groans]
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- Man, you trash.
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- Yo, I miss Douglas.
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It sucks they
split up the crew.
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- Yeah, well, at least they
sent y'all to Valley together.
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I'm at Bayside alone.
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- Valley is wild.
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It is full of white people
that love "Hamilton"
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but are terrified
of real black people.
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We just walk around talking
about how much it sucks.
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[cell phone buzzes]
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* *
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- So, I mean, being that Valley
hasn't changed y'all,
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y'all still keeping
that same Douglas energy?
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- Absolutely.
All day, every day.
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- Wrong.
- Shut up.
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You said you weren't
gonna say nothing.
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- D, Ray tried
to reinvent himself
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his first day at Valley.
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- Come on, please, man.
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- He came in wearing
a little hat.
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Show him.
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- A hat?
- A hat. Look at this.
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* *
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You look like an old dad
in a Spike Lee movie.
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- I was trying something new.
What do you think, D?
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* *
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- Boy, if you don't
get your ghetto
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Carmen Sandiego hat ass
up out of here...
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- Yeah, you look like
Al Capone's one black friend.
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- You Paddington Bear-looking--
You know what?
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I got to go.
- Where you going?
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- Well, you figure it out,
Sherlock Stupid Hat.
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- Carmen Sandiego was dope.
She traveled the world.
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- Hello?
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Has rehearsal been canceled?
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- In a sense, yes.
Lights.
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I sent everyone home.
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If you aren't going to make
time to come to acting class,
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acting class is going to
have to come to you.
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Welcome to your nightmare.
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Just kidding.
It'll be fun.
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- Ahh, ohh...
Catch!
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[light music]
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- Catch what?
- I threw you a sound.
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It's an acting exercise.
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Here, try again.
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Ahh, ohh--ah!
[scoffs]
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You didn't catch it.
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* *
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You're lucky it isn't broken.
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00:10:04,479 --> 00:10:06,859
- If I do break it,
can this be over?
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- If you're gonna be
in the musical,
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you need to be willing to step
out of your comfort zone.
249
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- I am--I've been out
of my comfort zone
250
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ever since
I got to this school.
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Look, I thought I could try
something new,
252
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but maybe I can't--
maybe it was just a mistake.
253
00:10:18,368 --> 00:10:21,578
- It's not a mistake.
You're just scared.
254
00:10:21,621 --> 00:10:23,671
But sometimes facing your fear
255
00:10:23,707 --> 00:10:25,497
and taking the risk
is worth it.
256
00:10:25,542 --> 00:10:26,792
- I'm not scared.
257
00:10:26,835 --> 00:10:29,585
I just don't want
to look like a joke.
258
00:10:29,629 --> 00:10:31,969
- A joke?
259
00:10:32,007 --> 00:10:34,837
Is that what you think
I look like?
260
00:10:34,884 --> 00:10:36,804
- Well, yeah, kind of.
261
00:10:39,597 --> 00:10:41,597
- Hey, Lexi, come on, now.
I didn't mean it like that.
262
00:10:41,641 --> 00:10:44,021
- No, I think maybe
you were right.
263
00:10:44,060 --> 00:10:47,480
Maybe you should just quit.
264
00:10:47,522 --> 00:10:49,442
- Lexi.
265
00:10:49,482 --> 00:10:52,402
[melancholy music]
266
00:10:52,444 --> 00:10:54,454
* *
267
00:10:54,487 --> 00:10:56,527
- Guys!
Hello?
268
00:10:56,573 --> 00:10:59,873
Why is no one using the booties
I bought for them?
269
00:10:59,909 --> 00:11:04,459
I spent all last weekend
buffing the gym floor...
270
00:11:04,497 --> 00:11:08,537
and being cool
and going on dates and stuff.
271
00:11:08,585 --> 00:11:10,545
[clears throat]
Excuse me.
272
00:11:10,587 --> 00:11:12,417
- Daisy.
273
00:11:12,464 --> 00:11:15,054
These are the fanciest harvest
decorations I've ever seen.
274
00:11:15,091 --> 00:11:18,011
- What can I say?
Bayside deserves the best.
275
00:11:18,053 --> 00:11:20,223
Guys, why are we
carving pumpkins?
276
00:11:20,263 --> 00:11:23,483
Sorry, it's just
jack-o'-lanterns are Halloween.
277
00:11:23,516 --> 00:11:25,436
This is Harvest.
278
00:11:25,477 --> 00:11:28,557
[light tense music]
279
00:11:28,605 --> 00:11:30,605
- Okay.
280
00:11:30,648 --> 00:11:34,358
- Hey, I bet myself $10
that I would never say this,
281
00:11:34,402 --> 00:11:36,072
but you're kind of good
at being a rich lady.
282
00:11:36,112 --> 00:11:37,532
You should be proud
of yourself.
283
00:11:37,572 --> 00:11:39,032
This dance is gonna be perfect.
284
00:11:39,074 --> 00:11:42,164
[feedback screeching]
285
00:11:46,122 --> 00:11:48,882
- Are we sweet?
Am I sweet in the mix?
286
00:11:48,917 --> 00:11:51,797
Saul, can you play me a--Saul?
287
00:11:51,836 --> 00:11:54,256
Saul!
Can you play me a middle C?
288
00:11:54,297 --> 00:11:55,257
[note plays]
289
00:11:55,298 --> 00:11:56,378
There it is.
That should do it.
290
00:11:56,424 --> 00:11:58,054
Rock and roll!
291
00:11:58,093 --> 00:11:59,643
[feedback screeches]
292
00:11:59,678 --> 00:12:01,598
- Okay, maybe not perfect.
293
00:12:01,638 --> 00:12:03,808
[electric guitar screeches]
294
00:12:03,848 --> 00:12:06,228
- So, are you guys excited
for the Harvest Dance?
295
00:12:06,267 --> 00:12:08,727
I hope there aren't
too many scarecrows this year.
296
00:12:08,770 --> 00:12:10,190
- Hey, Jamie.
297
00:12:10,230 --> 00:12:11,560
Heard you talking
about the Harvest Dance.
298
00:12:11,606 --> 00:12:12,816
Know who you're taking?
299
00:12:12,857 --> 00:12:13,937
- I haven't really thought
about it yet.
300
00:12:13,983 --> 00:12:15,993
- Dances are so fun.
[chuckles]
301
00:12:16,027 --> 00:12:18,817
I've been to so many
over the course of my life.
302
00:12:18,863 --> 00:12:21,663
Well, let me know, hon.
303
00:12:21,700 --> 00:12:23,910
- Okay, is that woman
a senior at our school?
304
00:12:23,952 --> 00:12:25,622
- Who, Dolores?
Yeah.
305
00:12:25,662 --> 00:12:29,082
- She's, like, a billion.
Nobody else sees this?
306
00:12:29,124 --> 00:12:31,584
Maybe this place
is making us old.
307
00:12:31,626 --> 00:12:33,796
I'm gonna go check
my face in the mirror.
308
00:12:33,837 --> 00:12:36,627
[light music playing]
309
00:12:36,673 --> 00:12:37,843
- [sighs]
So...
310
00:12:37,882 --> 00:12:40,472
do you know who you're
taking to the dance?
311
00:12:40,510 --> 00:12:41,930
- Um, I don't know.
312
00:12:41,970 --> 00:12:43,640
I was thinking maybe
it could be fun to, like,
313
00:12:43,680 --> 00:12:45,430
bring a friend.
314
00:12:45,473 --> 00:12:49,983
I mean, if you're not
taking anyone, maybe...
315
00:12:50,020 --> 00:12:51,810
- Maybe what?
316
00:12:51,855 --> 00:12:53,815
You forgot
to finish your sentence.
317
00:12:53,857 --> 00:12:57,317
It's cool.
I do it all the...
318
00:12:57,360 --> 00:12:59,400
- Maybe, uh...
319
00:12:59,446 --> 00:13:01,276
I don't remember
what I was gonna say.
320
00:13:01,322 --> 00:13:03,202
It was probably something
really funny.
321
00:13:03,241 --> 00:13:04,661
- [laughs]
322
00:13:04,701 --> 00:13:07,331
Oh, yeah, it was.
[laughs]
323
00:13:07,370 --> 00:13:08,540
Oh.
324
00:13:11,249 --> 00:13:13,499
- It's called
the horn of plenty, Nadia,
325
00:13:13,543 --> 00:13:14,843
not a horn of some.
326
00:13:14,878 --> 00:13:16,088
We can do better.
327
00:13:16,129 --> 00:13:18,339
- Hey, if this is
what it's like to have a job,
328
00:13:18,381 --> 00:13:20,341
then it sucks.
329
00:13:20,383 --> 00:13:24,183
And I owe my dad's trophy wife
a huge apology.
330
00:13:24,220 --> 00:13:26,350
[electric guitar screeches]
331
00:13:26,389 --> 00:13:28,519
- Hey, Daisy,
would you like us to open
332
00:13:28,558 --> 00:13:31,938
with "The PiƱa Colada Song" and
then just play it all night,
333
00:13:31,978 --> 00:13:35,108
because that is
the only song we know?
334
00:13:35,148 --> 00:13:38,028
[Rupert Holmes' "Escape"
playing]
335
00:13:38,068 --> 00:13:40,278
* *
336
00:13:40,320 --> 00:13:42,160
- [sighs]
337
00:13:42,197 --> 00:13:44,907
- [chuckles]
Bye.
338
00:13:44,949 --> 00:13:46,529
- We got to do something
about Toddman.
339
00:13:46,576 --> 00:13:48,406
- Oh, listen,
nobody wants to flush that turd
340
00:13:48,453 --> 00:13:49,703
more than I do.
341
00:13:49,746 --> 00:13:51,616
Who do we replace him with?
342
00:13:51,664 --> 00:13:53,884
I mean, my next-door neighbor
is Post Malone.
343
00:13:53,917 --> 00:13:55,377
He's always standing asleep
344
00:13:55,418 --> 00:13:57,048
in his front yard
watering the grass.
345
00:13:57,087 --> 00:13:58,167
I could see
if he knows somebody.
346
00:13:58,213 --> 00:14:00,053
- What?
Ask him.
347
00:14:00,090 --> 00:14:02,130
- What do we do about Toddman?
348
00:14:02,175 --> 00:14:03,215
- I'll deal with it.
349
00:14:03,259 --> 00:14:05,549
- Oh, really?
You sure?
350
00:14:05,595 --> 00:14:07,925
- We want the dance
to be perfect, right?
351
00:14:07,972 --> 00:14:09,432
I'll do what I have to do.
352
00:14:09,474 --> 00:14:11,894
- Savage.
I like that for you.
353
00:14:11,935 --> 00:14:14,345
I'm gonna go wake up Post
and tell him the good news.
354
00:14:14,396 --> 00:14:16,516
* *
355
00:14:16,564 --> 00:14:17,984
- [sighs deeply]
356
00:14:18,024 --> 00:14:20,534
- Hey, Daisy,
are we not loud enough?
357
00:14:20,568 --> 00:14:22,738
Listen--
Hold up, boys. One second.
358
00:14:22,779 --> 00:14:25,739
I can crank the treble.
359
00:14:25,782 --> 00:14:28,082
The bass is broken.
360
00:14:28,118 --> 00:14:30,288
- Mr. Toddman,
I know I promised
361
00:14:30,328 --> 00:14:32,078
that the Birchwood Boys
could play the dance,
362
00:14:32,122 --> 00:14:34,872
but I think we want to move
in a different direction.
363
00:14:34,916 --> 00:14:37,416
- It's Saul.
He's the problem, right?
364
00:14:37,460 --> 00:14:40,590
Did his face Band-Aid come off?
Now you know why
365
00:14:40,630 --> 00:14:42,050
he wears a face Band-Aid.
- I'm sorry, Mr. Toddman.
366
00:14:42,090 --> 00:14:43,170
But you're not
playing the dance.
367
00:14:43,216 --> 00:14:44,586
We can do better.
368
00:14:47,762 --> 00:14:50,972
- Oh.
I see.
369
00:14:52,434 --> 00:14:54,944
Hey, Saul, pack it up.
We're canned.
370
00:14:54,978 --> 00:14:58,018
- [sighs]
Uh...
371
00:14:58,064 --> 00:15:00,034
Why are we standing
around, guys?
372
00:15:00,066 --> 00:15:01,436
Post Malone
is playing the dance,
373
00:15:01,484 --> 00:15:03,194
and this place
has to look amazing.
374
00:15:03,236 --> 00:15:04,776
Let's go, let's go, let's go!
[snapping fingers]
375
00:15:04,821 --> 00:15:08,781
- Excuse me, did you just snap
at a room full of volunteers?
376
00:15:08,825 --> 00:15:12,245
The only one who is allowed
to snap at me
377
00:15:12,287 --> 00:15:14,787
is the crocodile I'm raising
to make a bag out of.
378
00:15:14,831 --> 00:15:16,751
Screw this.
379
00:15:16,791 --> 00:15:18,081
I quit.
380
00:15:18,126 --> 00:15:19,456
- [scoffs]
381
00:15:19,502 --> 00:15:21,962
- Wow. Rude.
- Build your own corn maze.
382
00:15:22,005 --> 00:15:23,585
- Uh... Uh...
383
00:15:23,631 --> 00:15:25,841
* *
384
00:15:25,884 --> 00:15:27,804
Uh...
[record scratches]
385
00:15:27,844 --> 00:15:31,684
Okay, now you can judge me.
386
00:15:31,723 --> 00:15:34,103
- How are you not gonna buy me
a house if you win the lottery?
387
00:15:34,142 --> 00:15:36,192
- Bro, it's my money, okay?
388
00:15:36,227 --> 00:15:37,307
I got to get me a house.
389
00:15:37,354 --> 00:15:38,564
I got to get
my grandmama a crib.
390
00:15:38,605 --> 00:15:40,105
- Oh, then you definitely
gonna buy me one,
391
00:15:40,148 --> 00:15:41,568
'cause I'm gonna be
smashing your grandma.
392
00:15:41,608 --> 00:15:43,568
- Dude!
- Now you know how it feels.
393
00:15:43,610 --> 00:15:45,320
- Your grandma is thick,
though.
394
00:15:45,362 --> 00:15:47,492
She make them good grits.
[cell phone buzzes]
395
00:15:47,530 --> 00:15:49,660
- Okay, y'all,
stop talking about my grandma.
396
00:15:49,699 --> 00:15:51,909
- Smooth.
397
00:15:51,951 --> 00:15:55,161
- Yo, you leaving us again, D?
398
00:15:55,205 --> 00:15:56,915
- Nah, I ain't got
nowhere to be.
399
00:15:56,956 --> 00:15:58,956
- Good, then I'ma order us
some pizzas.
400
00:15:59,000 --> 00:16:00,750
- Or paella.
401
00:16:00,794 --> 00:16:03,514
- No, why are you always
trying something new?
402
00:16:03,546 --> 00:16:05,506
- I'm not--Valley had it
in the cafeteria,
403
00:16:05,548 --> 00:16:06,968
and I wanted to see
what it was about.
404
00:16:07,008 --> 00:16:08,508
Dang!
- [sighs, clicks tongue]
405
00:16:08,551 --> 00:16:10,931
D, put something good
on TV for us, please.
406
00:16:10,970 --> 00:16:12,930
- Got you.
407
00:16:12,972 --> 00:16:14,812
- No, but dead-ass,
buy that paella.
408
00:16:14,849 --> 00:16:16,729
It got shrimp.
Do you know what saffron is?
409
00:16:16,768 --> 00:16:20,108
It got saffron.
Like, that's fragrant.
410
00:16:20,146 --> 00:16:23,476
[TV beeping]
411
00:16:26,736 --> 00:16:29,106
- What the...
412
00:16:30,448 --> 00:16:34,328
- I'm excited,but I'm nervous, too.
413
00:16:34,369 --> 00:16:35,909
It's, like, I've beengoing to school
414
00:16:35,954 --> 00:16:37,714
with these people for years,and this is the first time
415
00:16:37,747 --> 00:16:39,457
they're gonna see mesince my transition.
416
00:16:39,499 --> 00:16:41,079
The first timethey're actually
417
00:16:41,126 --> 00:16:42,836
gonna see me as myself.
418
00:16:42,877 --> 00:16:44,877
[uplifting music]
419
00:16:44,921 --> 00:16:46,341
But I'm scared.
420
00:16:46,381 --> 00:16:49,301
What if they judge meor don't accept me?
421
00:16:49,342 --> 00:16:51,262
* *
422
00:16:51,302 --> 00:16:54,722
I just don't want peopleto think I'm a joke.
423
00:16:54,764 --> 00:16:57,394
- Oh, no.
424
00:16:57,434 --> 00:17:00,564
[indistinct chatter]
425
00:17:03,356 --> 00:17:04,896
- Today was hard.
426
00:17:04,941 --> 00:17:07,071
I threw up Go-Gurt on myfirst-day-of-school dress,
427
00:17:07,110 --> 00:17:08,400
so I had to wear
428
00:17:08,445 --> 00:17:11,065
my second-day-of-school dress
instead.
429
00:17:11,114 --> 00:17:13,994
But I got to be myself,
430
00:17:14,034 --> 00:17:18,504
and tomorrow I getto do it all over again.
431
00:17:18,538 --> 00:17:20,168
You see, the thingI learned today is...
432
00:17:20,206 --> 00:17:21,576
Jamie!
433
00:17:21,624 --> 00:17:23,084
If you don'tface your fears...
434
00:17:23,126 --> 00:17:25,836
- Hey.
- Good to see you.
435
00:17:25,879 --> 00:17:27,009
- You too.
- Hi.
436
00:17:27,047 --> 00:17:30,337
And just say,
"This is me,
437
00:17:30,383 --> 00:17:32,183
and I don't carewhat anyone else thinks,"
438
00:17:32,218 --> 00:17:34,848
then you'll never be theperson you were meant to be.
439
00:17:34,888 --> 00:17:36,768
You'll never be free.
440
00:17:36,806 --> 00:17:40,846
* *
441
00:17:40,894 --> 00:17:43,194
- Are you...
442
00:17:43,229 --> 00:17:44,649
crying?
443
00:17:44,689 --> 00:17:47,109
- Shut up, man!
444
00:17:47,150 --> 00:17:50,360
Look, I'm in the musical
at Bayside.
445
00:17:50,403 --> 00:17:54,913
- It's--it's all good, man.
You do you.
446
00:17:54,949 --> 00:17:56,369
- Mm-hmm.
447
00:17:56,409 --> 00:17:58,699
- Take off the damn hat!
448
00:18:03,541 --> 00:18:05,541
- Okay, everything is set
with Post Malone.
449
00:18:05,585 --> 00:18:07,705
His requests were
hot tea with lemon
450
00:18:07,754 --> 00:18:10,474
and that I always stay
50 feet away from him.
451
00:18:10,507 --> 00:18:13,337
[unsettling music]
452
00:18:13,385 --> 00:18:15,255
* *
453
00:18:15,303 --> 00:18:18,223
Uh, what happened?
454
00:18:18,264 --> 00:18:20,484
- Um, I guess
I sort of lashed out,
455
00:18:20,517 --> 00:18:21,977
and the whole
dance committee quit.
456
00:18:22,018 --> 00:18:24,268
So I thought maybe
I can do it all myself.
457
00:18:24,312 --> 00:18:26,772
- What even is this?
458
00:18:26,815 --> 00:18:28,725
Did you put Christmas lights
in a fishbowl?
459
00:18:28,775 --> 00:18:31,025
- It's an elegant accent piece,
you dick.
460
00:18:31,069 --> 00:18:33,409
I saw it
on someone's Pinterest.
461
00:18:33,446 --> 00:18:36,316
Okay, fine!
It was my Pinterest!
462
00:18:36,366 --> 00:18:39,486
I got to act like a rich person
for one day--one day!
463
00:18:39,536 --> 00:18:41,156
And I turned into
the worst version
464
00:18:41,204 --> 00:18:42,664
of an entitled Bayside monster.
465
00:18:42,706 --> 00:18:45,916
- So you're saying that
being rich is just as hard,
466
00:18:45,959 --> 00:18:48,379
even harder than being poor?
467
00:18:48,420 --> 00:18:52,220
- No, of course being rich is
way easier than being poor.
468
00:18:52,257 --> 00:18:55,007
When you're poor,
you're worried all the time,
469
00:18:55,051 --> 00:18:56,221
even if you're a kid.
470
00:18:56,261 --> 00:18:58,351
Like, last year
I was all excited
471
00:18:58,388 --> 00:18:59,808
about myquinceaƱera.
472
00:18:59,848 --> 00:19:01,348
I even kept a folder
where I'd cut out
473
00:19:01,391 --> 00:19:03,691
fancy pictures from magazines,
474
00:19:03,727 --> 00:19:05,347
but then I overheard my mom
on the phone
475
00:19:05,395 --> 00:19:07,055
talking about
how worried she was,
476
00:19:07,105 --> 00:19:10,815
and we were drowning in bills.
477
00:19:10,859 --> 00:19:13,279
So when she asked me
what I wanted for myquince,
478
00:19:13,319 --> 00:19:16,029
I said they were stupid,
and I didn't want one.
479
00:19:16,072 --> 00:19:18,072
- I'm sorry, Daisy.
480
00:19:18,116 --> 00:19:20,326
That really sucks.
481
00:19:20,368 --> 00:19:21,828
Just to clarify--
482
00:19:21,870 --> 00:19:23,870
aquinceaƱerais some kind
of spicy meat pie?
483
00:19:23,913 --> 00:19:25,373
[bell rings]
484
00:19:25,415 --> 00:19:27,535
- I got to go to class.
485
00:19:27,584 --> 00:19:29,464
I guess this is as good
as it's gonna get.
486
00:19:29,502 --> 00:19:32,422
[cheerful music]
487
00:19:32,464 --> 00:19:35,054
* *
488
00:19:35,091 --> 00:19:37,181
- Right, 'cause that's
what I was thinking.
489
00:19:37,218 --> 00:19:39,138
I never told him.
490
00:19:39,179 --> 00:19:41,259
- Hey, Lexi.
491
00:19:41,306 --> 00:19:43,216
I'm sorry about what I said.
492
00:19:43,266 --> 00:19:46,726
You're not a joke.
493
00:19:46,770 --> 00:19:48,400
You're cool.
494
00:19:48,438 --> 00:19:51,018
- Okay, I actually
don't hate this so far.
495
00:19:51,066 --> 00:19:52,066
Go on.
496
00:19:52,108 --> 00:19:55,398
- And you were right.
497
00:19:57,155 --> 00:19:58,735
I was scared.
498
00:19:58,782 --> 00:20:01,162
But I don't want
to be scared anymore.
499
00:20:01,201 --> 00:20:04,541
I want to be the person
that I was meant to be.
500
00:20:04,579 --> 00:20:06,079
- What are you trying to say?
501
00:20:06,122 --> 00:20:08,672
- What I'm trying to say is...
502
00:20:10,960 --> 00:20:13,420
I think it's time
for the Big Kahuna
503
00:20:13,463 --> 00:20:15,423
to surf on out of here!
504
00:20:19,511 --> 00:20:22,141
- But, Kahuna...
505
00:20:22,180 --> 00:20:24,810
what if I never see you again?
506
00:20:24,849 --> 00:20:26,599
What if you get shot?
507
00:20:26,643 --> 00:20:30,313
The world would lose
a surf champion,
508
00:20:30,355 --> 00:20:33,355
but I--
I'd would lose my heart.
509
00:20:33,400 --> 00:20:35,900
- Oh, but I'm not Kahuna
anymore.
510
00:20:35,944 --> 00:20:40,534
I'm just
Private Bernard Kahoonski,
511
00:20:40,573 --> 00:20:43,703
and my train is leaving.
512
00:20:45,453 --> 00:20:48,713
[indistinct chatter]
513
00:20:48,748 --> 00:20:50,878
That wasn't so bad, right?
514
00:20:50,917 --> 00:20:53,707
- Uh, actually,
that was total garbage,
515
00:20:53,753 --> 00:20:55,843
but we'll work on it.
[chuckles]
516
00:20:55,880 --> 00:20:58,840
[light music]
517
00:20:58,883 --> 00:21:01,683
* *
518
00:21:01,720 --> 00:21:03,510
- So what do you think?
519
00:21:03,555 --> 00:21:07,305
- Oh, my God.
How did you do all this?
520
00:21:07,350 --> 00:21:08,600
- Let's just say
I had a little help.
521
00:21:08,643 --> 00:21:09,813
- You told the volunteers
I was sorry
522
00:21:09,853 --> 00:21:11,313
and convinced them
to come back?
523
00:21:11,354 --> 00:21:13,864
- No, I gave them my dad's
floor seats to the Clippers.
524
00:21:13,898 --> 00:21:15,398
- Oh.
525
00:21:15,442 --> 00:21:17,322
- And I promised them that
you wouldn't be here for setup.
526
00:21:17,360 --> 00:21:18,900
Anyway, congrats.
527
00:21:18,945 --> 00:21:20,485
- [groans]
528
00:21:20,530 --> 00:21:22,660
Wait, but isn't this too easy?
529
00:21:22,699 --> 00:21:25,739
I acted horribly, and I just
get to get away with it?
530
00:21:25,785 --> 00:21:28,405
- Yeah.
Look, you were right.
531
00:21:28,455 --> 00:21:30,615
Having money can make you
act like a jerk,
532
00:21:30,665 --> 00:21:33,165
but, fortunately,
you can just use more money
533
00:21:33,209 --> 00:21:34,669
to clean up the mess you made.
534
00:21:34,711 --> 00:21:36,841
It's the circle of wealth.
535
00:21:36,880 --> 00:21:39,130
- But it just doesn't
seem right.
536
00:21:39,174 --> 00:21:41,514
- You look conflicted.
537
00:21:41,551 --> 00:21:44,391
Let me give you some money.
538
00:21:44,429 --> 00:21:45,849
Sorry.
539
00:21:45,889 --> 00:21:48,929
[indistinct chatter,
pop music playing]
540
00:21:48,975 --> 00:21:53,225
* *
541
00:21:53,271 --> 00:21:55,111
- This is fun.
542
00:21:55,148 --> 00:21:58,148
Remember all the dances
we went to in this gym?
543
00:21:58,193 --> 00:21:59,533
Ever wish you could go back?
544
00:21:59,569 --> 00:22:01,279
- Sure do.
- [chuckles]
545
00:22:01,321 --> 00:22:02,531
- When I think
about all the damage
546
00:22:02,572 --> 00:22:04,072
we were doing to
the gym floor back then--
547
00:22:04,115 --> 00:22:06,615
ugh, makes me sick.
548
00:22:06,659 --> 00:22:09,159
Is anyone wearing
their booties?
549
00:22:09,204 --> 00:22:10,414
For God's sake.
550
00:22:10,455 --> 00:22:13,745
* *
551
00:22:13,792 --> 00:22:16,542
- Hey, handsome.
- Oh, hey, Lexi.
552
00:22:16,586 --> 00:22:18,836
- I see you decided
to roll solo, like me.
553
00:22:18,880 --> 00:22:20,720
- Oh, no, actually,
uh, I have a date.
554
00:22:20,757 --> 00:22:22,427
Oh, and I owe you
a thank-you
555
00:22:22,467 --> 00:22:25,547
because you're the one who gave
me the idea to ask a friend.
556
00:22:25,595 --> 00:22:28,255
- Oh, Aisha.
- Yeah.
557
00:22:28,306 --> 00:22:30,516
- That's great.
- Right? Thanks.
558
00:22:30,558 --> 00:22:33,398
- Have so much fun.
- You too, you too.
559
00:22:33,436 --> 00:22:35,726
Very cool dress.
You look like a cupcake.
560
00:22:35,772 --> 00:22:38,732
- Daisy, this is the fanciest
dance I've ever been to.
561
00:22:38,775 --> 00:22:40,895
- Well, I don't deserve
all the credit.
562
00:22:40,944 --> 00:22:44,414
- Oh, faux humility--
that's rich as hell.
563
00:22:44,447 --> 00:22:47,027
You're becoming
a real Bayside kid.
564
00:22:47,075 --> 00:22:49,575
Oh, okay, I got to go.
Jamie just saw a scarecrow.
565
00:22:49,619 --> 00:22:51,449
* *
566
00:22:51,496 --> 00:22:54,416
- Hey, everybody, could I get
a "Happy autumn, bitches"?
567
00:22:54,457 --> 00:22:56,537
[cheers and applause]
568
00:22:56,584 --> 00:22:58,384
Now, I know you didn't
come here to hear me.
569
00:22:58,420 --> 00:23:00,210
You came here to hear
Post Malone.
570
00:23:00,255 --> 00:23:02,875
[cheers and applause]
571
00:23:02,924 --> 00:23:04,634
First, I want to give
a big shout-out to the person
572
00:23:04,676 --> 00:23:06,006
who made all this happen.
573
00:23:06,052 --> 00:23:08,102
Let's hear it for Daisy.
Come on up, Daisy.
574
00:23:08,138 --> 00:23:09,928
[scattered cheers and applause]
- Daisy...
575
00:23:09,973 --> 00:23:12,733
all: Daisy, Daisy!
- Come on, Daisy.
576
00:23:12,767 --> 00:23:17,767
all: Daisy, Daisy, Daisy,
Daisy, Daisy, Daisy, Daisy!
577
00:23:17,814 --> 00:23:22,404
Daisy, Daisy, Daisy,
Daisy, Daisy!
578
00:23:22,444 --> 00:23:23,784
[cheers and applause]
579
00:23:23,820 --> 00:23:26,610
- Now, ladies and gentlemen,
Post Malone--
580
00:23:26,656 --> 00:23:28,776
- Stop, no!
- What are you doing?
581
00:23:28,825 --> 00:23:30,405
- I'm sorry, everybody,
582
00:23:30,452 --> 00:23:32,122
but I didn't make
this dance happen.
583
00:23:32,162 --> 00:23:35,462
In fact,
my attitude almost ruined it,
584
00:23:35,498 --> 00:23:38,078
so I want to say thank you to
all the hardworking volunteers
585
00:23:38,126 --> 00:23:39,336
who put up with me.
586
00:23:39,377 --> 00:23:41,957
I should have done better.
587
00:23:42,005 --> 00:23:44,465
And I want to make
a surprise announcement.
588
00:23:44,507 --> 00:23:46,467
Principal Toddman?
589
00:23:46,509 --> 00:23:48,639
- Huh?
Oh, I'm sorry.
590
00:23:48,678 --> 00:23:50,138
Would you like me to leave?
591
00:23:50,180 --> 00:23:51,600
- Uh, what
are you doing, Daisy?
592
00:23:51,639 --> 00:23:52,969
- Tonight's musical guest
593
00:23:53,016 --> 00:23:55,136
will not be Post Malone
as scheduled.
594
00:23:55,185 --> 00:23:57,145
- No, no, no.
595
00:23:57,187 --> 00:24:00,227
- Please put your hands
together for...
596
00:24:00,273 --> 00:24:01,653
the Birchwood Boys!
597
00:24:01,691 --> 00:24:03,151
- No, no, no, no.
Keep your hands apart.
598
00:24:03,193 --> 00:24:05,113
Keep your hands apart.
Do not put them together.
599
00:24:05,153 --> 00:24:06,993
No, no, no.
600
00:24:07,030 --> 00:24:08,910
Stop, stop, stop.
601
00:24:08,948 --> 00:24:11,948
- * If you like piƱa coladas *
602
00:24:11,993 --> 00:24:15,913
* And getting
caught in the rain *
603
00:24:15,955 --> 00:24:19,075
* If you're not into yoga *
604
00:24:19,125 --> 00:24:22,335
* If you have half a brain *
605
00:24:22,379 --> 00:24:24,129
- Oh, I love this song.
606
00:24:24,172 --> 00:24:26,972
It was played
at my first wedding.
607
00:24:27,008 --> 00:24:30,678
- Okay, great.
Maybe I'll see you in class.
608
00:24:30,720 --> 00:24:33,390
- * I'm the love
that you've looked for *
609
00:24:33,431 --> 00:24:37,521
* Run to me and escape *
610
00:24:37,560 --> 00:24:40,480
- Hey,
sorry I ruined the dance.
611
00:24:40,522 --> 00:24:41,942
I just had to do
the right thing.
612
00:24:41,981 --> 00:24:43,271
- It's okay.
613
00:24:43,316 --> 00:24:45,526
We don't need another
entitled Bayside monster.
614
00:24:45,568 --> 00:24:47,608
- [chuckles]
615
00:24:47,654 --> 00:24:49,364
So was Post Malone mad?
616
00:24:49,406 --> 00:24:50,906
- No, he was never even here.
617
00:24:50,949 --> 00:24:52,029
- What?
618
00:24:52,075 --> 00:24:53,905
- He's a platinum
recording artist.
619
00:24:53,952 --> 00:24:57,042
He's not gonna play
a dance at a school gym.
620
00:24:57,080 --> 00:25:00,380
- So what would you have done
if I didn't interrupt you?
621
00:25:00,417 --> 00:25:02,207
- Huh.
622
00:25:02,252 --> 00:25:04,052
I don't know.
Good thing you did.
623
00:25:04,087 --> 00:25:07,007
- * I thought
it wasn't half bad *
624
00:25:07,048 --> 00:25:10,678
* Yes, I like piƱa coladas *
625
00:25:10,719 --> 00:25:14,179
* And getting
caught in the rain *
626
00:25:14,222 --> 00:25:17,562
* I'm not muchinto health food *
627
00:25:17,600 --> 00:25:20,980
* I am into champagne *
628
00:25:21,021 --> 00:25:24,441
* I've got to meet youby tomorrow noon *
629
00:25:24,482 --> 00:25:27,902
* And cutthrough all this red tape *
630
00:25:27,944 --> 00:25:31,114
* At a bar called O'Malley's *
631
00:25:31,156 --> 00:25:34,776
* Where we'll planour escape *
632
00:25:34,826 --> 00:25:38,326
* So I waitedwith high hopes *
633
00:25:38,371 --> 00:25:41,791
* Then she walkedin the place *
634
00:25:41,833 --> 00:25:45,133
* I knew her smilein an instant *
635
00:25:45,170 --> 00:25:48,760
* I knew the curveof her face *
636
00:25:48,798 --> 00:25:52,088
* It was my own lovely lady *
637
00:25:52,135 --> 00:25:55,505
* And she said,"Aw, it's you" *
638
00:25:55,555 --> 00:25:58,925
[chuckles] * And we laughedfor a moment *
639
00:25:58,975 --> 00:26:01,975
* And I said, "I never knew *
640
00:26:02,020 --> 00:26:06,020
* That you likedpiƱa coladas *
641
00:26:06,066 --> 00:26:08,936
* And getting caughtin the rain"... *43769
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