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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:07,000 Downloaded from YTS.MX 2 00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:13,000 Official YIFY movies site: YTS.MX 3 00:00:31,866 --> 00:00:32,907 There's still time 4 00:00:32,908 --> 00:00:34,993 to get your picture taken with Santa Claus 5 00:00:34,994 --> 00:00:37,038 just in time for Christmas. 6 00:01:38,891 --> 00:01:42,102 Ho ho ho ho! 7 00:01:42,103 --> 00:01:43,770 Gang, it's Christmas Eve. 8 00:01:43,771 --> 00:01:45,188 Let's just squeeze in one more practice. 9 00:01:45,189 --> 00:01:46,397 Mom, again? 10 00:01:46,398 --> 00:01:47,524 Yes, again. 11 00:01:47,525 --> 00:01:49,735 Okay, from the top. 12 00:02:08,754 --> 00:02:10,630 You're being a classic dork. 13 00:02:10,631 --> 00:02:12,174 Just finish the song... 14 00:02:14,510 --> 00:02:16,345 Come on, people, we're losing focus here. 15 00:02:19,807 --> 00:02:22,100 Well, as much as I hate to be the one to break up the party, 16 00:02:22,101 --> 00:02:23,643 I have a sick parakeet to attend to. 17 00:02:23,644 --> 00:02:24,894 I have to zoom into work. 18 00:02:24,895 --> 00:02:27,021 Zoom? No more tickets like last week, please, honey. 19 00:02:27,022 --> 00:02:28,690 Honey, those people were driving too slow. 20 00:02:28,691 --> 00:02:31,985 Besides, how else would we have met the Gundersons? 21 00:02:31,986 --> 00:02:33,862 I'm just sorry you have to work Christmas Eve, that's all. 22 00:02:33,863 --> 00:02:35,113 I know. 23 00:02:35,114 --> 00:02:37,782 But tomorrow, I'm all yours. 24 00:02:37,783 --> 00:02:40,243 These extra hours are just temporary, 25 00:02:40,244 --> 00:02:41,620 just until I find a new job. 26 00:02:42,538 --> 00:02:43,621 Hey, you know what the silver lining is? 27 00:02:43,622 --> 00:02:45,165 I have all this extra time, I can organize. 28 00:02:45,166 --> 00:02:46,916 I've already organized the DVDs by color this time. 29 00:02:46,917 --> 00:02:48,168 Color? 30 00:02:48,169 --> 00:02:50,837 Color Purple, Purple Rose of Cairo, Purple Rain, Pur... 31 00:02:50,838 --> 00:02:51,880 What are you doing? 32 00:02:51,881 --> 00:02:54,883 Adding "organize DVDs" to my to-do list. 33 00:02:54,884 --> 00:02:58,052 Hey, everything's gonna be fine, 34 00:02:58,053 --> 00:03:00,973 just as long as life doesn't throw us any more curveballs. 35 00:03:03,225 --> 00:03:04,350 I'll get it. 36 00:03:04,351 --> 00:03:05,435 Ho ho ho! 37 00:03:05,436 --> 00:03:08,022 Why are you wasting electricity with an electric Santa? 38 00:03:09,106 --> 00:03:10,398 - Dad? - Grab my bag. 39 00:03:10,399 --> 00:03:11,567 I got a hernia. 40 00:03:13,277 --> 00:03:14,319 Uh... 41 00:03:14,320 --> 00:03:15,403 Would I be allowed in? 42 00:03:15,404 --> 00:03:16,446 Yeah, yeah, come on in. 43 00:03:16,447 --> 00:03:17,739 It's great. Honey! 44 00:03:17,740 --> 00:03:19,282 What is he doing here? 45 00:03:19,283 --> 00:03:20,325 I didn't know he was coming. 46 00:03:20,326 --> 00:03:21,409 He never comes for Christmas. 47 00:03:21,410 --> 00:03:23,161 Okay, put him in Kenny's room, and Kenny can sleep with Pete. 48 00:03:23,162 --> 00:03:24,746 He's not sleeping with me. He wets the bed. 49 00:03:24,747 --> 00:03:27,458 Nonsense. He's fine as long as he doesn't drink anything. 50 00:03:28,709 --> 00:03:29,709 Ahh! 51 00:03:29,710 --> 00:03:31,086 Hey, bunkmate. 52 00:03:52,691 --> 00:03:54,525 Nothing stops the Red Liner Express 53 00:03:54,526 --> 00:03:57,153 from its 7:35 AM departure. 54 00:03:57,154 --> 00:03:59,405 You kept me up till 2 AM snoring. 55 00:03:59,406 --> 00:04:02,033 Adenoids are a serious condition. 56 00:04:02,034 --> 00:04:04,244 Well, at least you didn't... 57 00:04:04,245 --> 00:04:05,955 Oh, man, you wet the bed. 58 00:04:06,956 --> 00:04:08,289 I believe you're engaging 59 00:04:08,290 --> 00:04:10,166 in what's commonly known as projection, 60 00:04:10,167 --> 00:04:13,461 and I would submit that that pee is, in fact, yours. 61 00:04:13,462 --> 00:04:14,755 Are you kidding me? 62 00:04:15,756 --> 00:04:16,798 Ow! 63 00:04:16,799 --> 00:04:18,967 Oh, you still stink at football! 64 00:04:18,968 --> 00:04:20,134 I hate to break it to you guys, 65 00:04:20,135 --> 00:04:21,636 but last night, I ate most of the pancake mix, 66 00:04:21,637 --> 00:04:23,304 so I hope you guys like stale toast, 67 00:04:23,305 --> 00:04:24,430 'cause I'm getting there first. 68 00:04:24,431 --> 00:04:25,808 It's Christmas morning. 69 00:04:27,518 --> 00:04:30,604 "Early bird gets the worm" in Latin. 70 00:04:31,689 --> 00:04:33,274 Ho ho ho ho! 71 00:04:37,820 --> 00:04:38,820 Good morning, sunshine. 72 00:04:38,821 --> 00:04:41,114 Go get Grandpa and we'll open presents. 73 00:04:41,115 --> 00:04:42,407 And put on something nice. 74 00:04:42,408 --> 00:04:43,784 It's Christmas. 75 00:04:45,703 --> 00:04:48,371 Hey, Grandpa, Mom wants us all downstairs. 76 00:04:48,372 --> 00:04:50,415 You don't know what knocking is? 77 00:04:50,416 --> 00:04:52,083 What do you got to say for yourself? 78 00:04:52,084 --> 00:04:54,085 Don't shoot the messenger? 79 00:04:54,086 --> 00:04:57,839 Did you get this tree right out of a box? 80 00:04:57,840 --> 00:05:00,550 It has sentimental value, you know? 81 00:05:00,551 --> 00:05:04,762 You are a softie, Pamela, just like my kid. 82 00:05:04,763 --> 00:05:05,805 Thank you. 83 00:05:05,806 --> 00:05:07,432 That's not a compliment. 84 00:05:07,433 --> 00:05:08,850 Okay, then. 85 00:05:08,851 --> 00:05:10,935 Jake, you go first. 86 00:05:10,936 --> 00:05:11,978 Yeah. 87 00:05:11,979 --> 00:05:13,229 Shocking. 88 00:05:13,230 --> 00:05:14,772 Let's see what we got here. 89 00:05:14,773 --> 00:05:16,942 "To Jake, from Santa." 90 00:05:20,154 --> 00:05:21,154 Over here, over here! 91 00:05:21,155 --> 00:05:22,155 No, wait, wait. 92 00:05:22,156 --> 00:05:23,281 Get my good side. 93 00:05:23,282 --> 00:05:24,490 Wait. Never mind. 94 00:05:24,491 --> 00:05:25,616 They're both my good side. 95 00:05:25,617 --> 00:05:27,368 Just get in one more? 96 00:05:27,369 --> 00:05:28,953 Little to the left. There. 97 00:05:28,954 --> 00:05:31,748 I realize star athletes are known for their victory dances, 98 00:05:31,749 --> 00:05:34,460 but must you do them for everything? 99 00:05:35,502 --> 00:05:37,337 My crumpets are ready. 100 00:05:37,338 --> 00:05:39,380 - Really? - Okay, who's next? 101 00:05:39,381 --> 00:05:41,008 - Me, me, me! - Okay, go, go! 102 00:05:45,054 --> 00:05:46,763 - Delightful. - A telescope? 103 00:05:46,764 --> 00:05:48,056 And good timing. 104 00:05:48,057 --> 00:05:49,265 That's what I wanted. 105 00:05:49,266 --> 00:05:50,933 Cassiopeia should be in fine form this week. 106 00:05:50,934 --> 00:05:52,268 Hey, Mom, can I eat all the crumpets? 107 00:05:52,269 --> 00:05:53,354 I want crumpets! 108 00:05:55,230 --> 00:05:56,790 Better be another telescope under there. 109 00:05:58,442 --> 00:06:00,985 Uh, hey, I don't see my name tag. 110 00:06:00,986 --> 00:06:02,236 Hey, you're gonna love it, okay? 111 00:06:02,237 --> 00:06:04,197 Santa got you something great this year. 112 00:06:04,198 --> 00:06:05,532 - What? - Right, honey? 113 00:06:06,658 --> 00:06:08,910 What... Why are you looking at me? 114 00:06:08,911 --> 00:06:11,245 You... You were supposed to talk to Santa. 115 00:06:11,246 --> 00:06:13,706 Uh, no, no. I specifically remembered 116 00:06:13,707 --> 00:06:15,625 asking you to speak to Santa when you... 117 00:06:15,626 --> 00:06:16,667 - No. - Yes. 118 00:06:16,668 --> 00:06:18,669 No, no, no. You didn't. You were telling... 119 00:06:18,670 --> 00:06:20,296 Santa forgot my Christmas gift? 120 00:06:20,297 --> 00:06:21,589 No, no, no. No, no. 121 00:06:21,590 --> 00:06:23,549 Look, you're just tricky to buy gifts for, that's all. 122 00:06:23,550 --> 00:06:26,511 You've tried karate, trumpet, tennis, painting, guitar. 123 00:06:26,512 --> 00:06:28,346 It's hard to keep up with what you want sometimes. 124 00:06:28,347 --> 00:06:31,224 Oh, Pete, Pete, we're so sorry. 125 00:06:31,225 --> 00:06:32,600 We're sorry, buddy. 126 00:06:32,601 --> 00:06:34,102 We're so sorry. 127 00:06:34,103 --> 00:06:35,895 We're gonna fix this as soon as possible. 128 00:06:35,896 --> 00:06:37,523 Hold on a second. 129 00:06:38,899 --> 00:06:39,942 Dr. Kidder. 130 00:06:41,318 --> 00:06:43,028 Are her feathers intact? 131 00:06:43,946 --> 00:06:45,114 Well, you know... 132 00:06:47,616 --> 00:06:50,910 Ah, wait! Do not plug in anything when the tree's on. 133 00:06:50,911 --> 00:06:52,870 The circuits are already overloaded, okay? 134 00:06:52,871 --> 00:06:55,081 Hon, I'm gonna start the beef Wellington. 135 00:06:55,082 --> 00:06:58,668 Wellington? Wow, that sounds ambitious. 136 00:06:58,669 --> 00:07:01,963 Apparently, all you do is coat a beef tenderloin in pat, 137 00:07:01,964 --> 00:07:03,464 wrap it in crepe to keep it moist, 138 00:07:03,465 --> 00:07:05,425 roll it in puff pastry, and cook. 139 00:07:05,426 --> 00:07:06,467 Easy-peasy. 140 00:07:06,468 --> 00:07:08,386 No. I'm just thinking it might be easier this year 141 00:07:08,387 --> 00:07:11,932 to do something simple like do a turkey? 142 00:07:13,475 --> 00:07:15,393 Okay, just because I have to work today 143 00:07:15,394 --> 00:07:18,605 doesn't mean I am not gonna try to make this Christmas special. 144 00:07:19,523 --> 00:07:21,315 Okay. 145 00:07:21,316 --> 00:07:24,861 This tree looks kind of bare without the star on the top. 146 00:07:24,862 --> 00:07:26,196 I just didn't get the... 147 00:07:28,157 --> 00:07:29,991 Your Grandma used to put our happiest photos 148 00:07:29,992 --> 00:07:32,161 on this Christmas star decoration she made, and, uh... 149 00:07:33,203 --> 00:07:36,456 I would sit there looking up at the tree on Christmas morning. 150 00:07:36,457 --> 00:07:38,749 Yeah, that was the most wonderful thing 151 00:07:38,750 --> 00:07:41,127 about Christmas morning. 152 00:07:41,128 --> 00:07:42,170 Yeah. 153 00:07:42,171 --> 00:07:44,673 Then somebody broke it. 154 00:07:46,550 --> 00:07:48,426 Hmm. 155 00:07:48,427 --> 00:07:49,428 Be right back. 156 00:07:52,097 --> 00:07:56,351 Pete, it's the last one, so Merry Christmas. 157 00:07:57,603 --> 00:07:58,811 Thanks. 158 00:07:58,812 --> 00:08:00,063 Yeah, it fell in the toilet. 159 00:08:09,531 --> 00:08:11,449 No present. 160 00:08:11,450 --> 00:08:14,285 It's officially the worst Christmas ever. 161 00:08:14,286 --> 00:08:15,370 Pete. 162 00:08:16,413 --> 00:08:19,665 Look, uh, I'm sorry. 163 00:08:19,666 --> 00:08:20,833 I'll make this right. 164 00:08:20,834 --> 00:08:22,543 Dad, I wanted the telescope. 165 00:08:22,544 --> 00:08:24,086 Dad, it's perfect. 166 00:08:24,087 --> 00:08:26,464 The Leonid meteor shower's next week, 167 00:08:26,465 --> 00:08:28,090 and there's an eclipse next month 168 00:08:28,091 --> 00:08:31,010 at 43 degrees ascendancy in the western sky. 169 00:08:31,011 --> 00:08:33,221 Wow. You sure know your eclipses. 170 00:08:33,222 --> 00:08:34,222 You know something? 171 00:08:34,223 --> 00:08:36,683 There's a book I think you might want to have a look at here. 172 00:08:40,270 --> 00:08:42,688 Hey, Crazy Legs Kenny, want to play catch? 173 00:08:42,689 --> 00:08:44,357 - Sure. Let me get my coat. - All right, buddy. 174 00:08:44,358 --> 00:08:46,400 What about me? 175 00:08:46,401 --> 00:08:49,362 Yeah, no, no. 176 00:08:49,363 --> 00:08:51,364 Okay, buddy, today I'm gonna teach you how to spiral, okay? 177 00:08:51,365 --> 00:08:52,865 Cool. That sounds neat. 178 00:08:52,866 --> 00:08:55,368 Come on, snap out of it! 179 00:08:55,369 --> 00:08:57,119 No long faces. 180 00:08:57,120 --> 00:08:59,206 I asked for one thing... one... 181 00:09:00,457 --> 00:09:02,083 And I got nothing. 182 00:09:02,084 --> 00:09:03,752 Well, the same thing happened to me, 183 00:09:04,962 --> 00:09:07,088 just about the same age you are right now. 184 00:09:07,089 --> 00:09:09,048 You got nothing for Christmas? 185 00:09:09,049 --> 00:09:11,093 Nothing, zip. 186 00:09:12,261 --> 00:09:13,636 You'll get over it. 187 00:09:13,637 --> 00:09:16,974 Come on. Buck up, Kenny. 188 00:09:18,433 --> 00:09:20,018 I'm Pete. 189 00:09:25,399 --> 00:09:26,733 - Hey, Kidder! - Think fast! 190 00:09:29,778 --> 00:09:31,363 Better get used to the taste of ice! 191 00:09:33,156 --> 00:09:34,283 Ah! 192 00:09:35,242 --> 00:09:36,284 I'm blind! 193 00:09:36,285 --> 00:09:37,369 See you at football. 194 00:09:43,083 --> 00:09:44,834 We're coming' for you, Kidder! 195 00:09:44,835 --> 00:09:47,087 You better run! 196 00:09:48,130 --> 00:09:50,549 No! No! No! 197 00:09:51,550 --> 00:09:53,343 - Aah! - Aah! 198 00:10:06,857 --> 00:10:08,107 Oh, Pete, you're on chopping duty. 199 00:10:08,108 --> 00:10:09,734 I just had a very traumatic incident. 200 00:10:09,735 --> 00:10:11,193 It looks like there are lights on at the neighbors', 201 00:10:11,194 --> 00:10:13,362 and I saw a car in the driveway. 202 00:10:13,363 --> 00:10:15,489 Well, new neighbors means an introduction is in order, 203 00:10:15,490 --> 00:10:17,783 and I know the perfect way. 204 00:10:17,784 --> 00:10:21,162 The Kidder family is gonna keep its Christmas traditions 205 00:10:21,163 --> 00:10:22,330 or die trying. 206 00:10:22,331 --> 00:10:23,540 Please don't say... 207 00:10:26,543 --> 00:10:27,961 Time for caroling! 208 00:10:30,422 --> 00:10:31,590 Let's go! 209 00:10:36,845 --> 00:10:38,472 Where'd you get these sweaters? 210 00:10:39,556 --> 00:10:42,016 Wow, you actually like something that I made? 211 00:10:42,017 --> 00:10:43,267 Not really. 212 00:10:43,268 --> 00:10:45,562 I just wanted to know where I'd take it back. 213 00:10:46,563 --> 00:10:47,855 Come on, Dad. They're not so bad. 214 00:10:47,856 --> 00:10:49,441 The rash is much worse. 215 00:10:52,235 --> 00:10:53,737 I can't wait. 216 00:10:56,031 --> 00:10:57,657 Hello. We are the Kidder family. 217 00:10:57,658 --> 00:10:58,699 We live next door, 218 00:10:58,700 --> 00:11:01,243 and we wanted to welcome you to the neighborhood. 219 00:11:01,244 --> 00:11:02,704 Gang? 220 00:11:14,758 --> 00:11:16,593 Pete, sing. 221 00:11:25,560 --> 00:11:27,270 Sing, dork boy! 222 00:11:33,777 --> 00:11:34,778 Um... 223 00:11:35,779 --> 00:11:36,779 Can we go now? 224 00:11:36,780 --> 00:11:38,782 Yep. Excuse us. Merry Christmas. 225 00:11:39,116 --> 00:11:40,367 Merry Christmas. 226 00:11:41,243 --> 00:11:42,786 - Let's go. - We're done. 227 00:11:51,336 --> 00:11:52,503 Hey, Dad said not to mess with that 228 00:11:52,504 --> 00:11:53,921 while the tree's plugged in. 229 00:11:53,922 --> 00:11:55,214 What are you, the plug police? 230 00:11:55,215 --> 00:11:57,007 Seriously, I mean, you have to unplug 231 00:11:57,008 --> 00:11:58,592 the lights from the tree, or it'll overload. 232 00:11:58,593 --> 00:12:00,636 - I'll do it. - Hurry up. 233 00:12:00,637 --> 00:12:02,263 I have a Sky I ander playoff with Kenny. 234 00:12:02,264 --> 00:12:03,305 Come on. 235 00:12:03,306 --> 00:12:04,306 I'm trying. 236 00:12:04,307 --> 00:12:05,392 Forget it. 237 00:12:06,893 --> 00:12:08,186 Oh! Ah! 238 00:12:10,939 --> 00:12:12,357 What happened? 239 00:12:13,316 --> 00:12:15,693 Uh, ask Pete. It was totally his fault. 240 00:12:15,694 --> 00:12:16,694 Jake, Pete's not here. 241 00:12:16,695 --> 00:12:17,695 Actually, I am. 242 00:12:17,696 --> 00:12:20,073 Oh, my goodness! 243 00:12:24,828 --> 00:12:26,704 Hey, Pete, what did you do? 244 00:12:26,705 --> 00:12:28,748 I didn't do anything! Tell him, Jake. 245 00:12:28,749 --> 00:12:30,292 Nah, he totally did it. 246 00:12:31,376 --> 00:12:33,085 Pete broke my telescope? 247 00:12:33,086 --> 00:12:34,128 I didn't break it. 248 00:12:34,129 --> 00:12:35,546 I tried to save it. 249 00:12:35,547 --> 00:12:36,756 You broke it! 250 00:12:36,757 --> 00:12:37,757 No, I didn't! 251 00:12:37,758 --> 00:12:38,883 - Guys! - Yes, you did! 252 00:12:38,884 --> 00:12:40,718 - Guys! Guys! - No, I didn't! 253 00:12:40,719 --> 00:12:42,137 Ooh! 254 00:12:45,974 --> 00:12:47,184 Now I did. 255 00:12:48,101 --> 00:12:49,352 Pete, go to your room. 256 00:12:51,021 --> 00:12:52,022 Go. 257 00:12:59,613 --> 00:13:00,905 It's not like Pete to do this. 258 00:13:00,906 --> 00:13:02,656 Well, at least my dad isn't here to witness this mess 259 00:13:02,657 --> 00:13:03,699 and to judge us for... 260 00:13:03,700 --> 00:13:06,119 Oh, wait. He is. 261 00:13:09,372 --> 00:13:11,248 I'm sorry that Christmas is going off the rails. 262 00:13:11,249 --> 00:13:13,877 - Oh. - Here. 263 00:13:14,878 --> 00:13:15,879 Merry Christmas. 264 00:13:18,089 --> 00:13:19,298 It's dancing lessons again. 265 00:13:19,299 --> 00:13:21,258 I thought maybe this year, we'd actually finish them. 266 00:13:21,259 --> 00:13:25,012 Hey, the 15 minutes we made it to last year were terrific. 267 00:13:25,013 --> 00:13:26,515 Oh. 268 00:13:29,309 --> 00:13:31,060 It's the Bronskis. 269 00:13:31,061 --> 00:13:32,561 All set for the big game. 270 00:13:32,562 --> 00:13:34,980 It would not be Christmas Day without the annual football game. 271 00:13:34,981 --> 00:13:36,441 Let's tango outta here. 272 00:13:42,113 --> 00:13:43,113 Uh... 273 00:13:43,114 --> 00:13:45,574 Okay, well, maybe this year, we'll learn the rest of the steps. 274 00:13:45,575 --> 00:13:46,618 Yeah. Okay. 275 00:13:53,750 --> 00:13:55,417 Snow on the trees. 276 00:13:55,418 --> 00:13:56,752 No dorks allowed! 277 00:13:56,753 --> 00:13:58,754 Frozen field. 278 00:13:58,755 --> 00:14:01,882 This seems like the perfect opportunity 279 00:14:01,883 --> 00:14:04,094 for me to freeze my hiney off. 280 00:14:05,554 --> 00:14:06,971 It's a Christmas Day tradition. 281 00:14:06,972 --> 00:14:08,764 Every year, the Bronskis crush us in football. 282 00:14:08,765 --> 00:14:10,058 Hey, Pete! 283 00:14:11,184 --> 00:14:12,727 You better wear your mouth guard. 284 00:14:15,063 --> 00:14:16,356 Let's go, Bronskis! 285 00:14:17,524 --> 00:14:19,149 Let's go, Bronskis! 286 00:14:19,150 --> 00:14:20,527 Blue 42, set. 287 00:14:22,028 --> 00:14:23,238 Here! I'm open! 288 00:14:27,909 --> 00:14:29,077 I'm open! Right here! 289 00:14:31,413 --> 00:14:33,873 Yeah! 290 00:14:33,874 --> 00:14:34,958 Whoo! 291 00:14:37,627 --> 00:14:40,337 - Yeah! - Whoo! 292 00:14:40,338 --> 00:14:41,380 - Oh! - Bronskis! 293 00:14:41,381 --> 00:14:42,799 That feels so good. 294 00:14:46,344 --> 00:14:47,928 What are you waiting for? 295 00:14:47,929 --> 00:14:49,096 Pete, pick up the ball! 296 00:14:49,097 --> 00:14:50,431 - Ah ah ah! - Hurry up! Come on! 297 00:14:50,432 --> 00:14:52,350 Hurry! 298 00:14:56,187 --> 00:14:58,230 Bronski! 299 00:14:58,231 --> 00:14:59,774 I'm open, I'm open! 300 00:15:02,736 --> 00:15:04,112 Ooh! 301 00:15:06,907 --> 00:15:09,533 I admired the way you mopped up your own blood 302 00:15:09,534 --> 00:15:11,869 after the Bronskis cleaned your clock. 303 00:15:11,870 --> 00:15:12,995 Thanks. 304 00:15:12,996 --> 00:15:15,205 Why are you smiling? 305 00:15:15,206 --> 00:15:16,958 'Cause I bet against you. 306 00:15:22,130 --> 00:15:24,591 Bye, guys. Drive safe. Safe drive home. 307 00:15:25,467 --> 00:15:27,509 Actually, you know what? Now I feel bad. Here. 308 00:15:27,510 --> 00:15:28,719 Oh. Thank you. 309 00:15:28,720 --> 00:15:29,803 Yeah, right. 310 00:15:29,804 --> 00:15:31,181 - Good one. - Thank you. 311 00:15:36,436 --> 00:15:38,020 Hey, guys, great news. 312 00:15:38,021 --> 00:15:39,271 The German shepherd's gonna make it. 313 00:15:39,272 --> 00:15:41,231 That makes one of us. 314 00:15:41,232 --> 00:15:42,274 What's wrong? 315 00:15:42,275 --> 00:15:43,567 Another catastroPete. 316 00:15:43,568 --> 00:15:45,611 - He threw the winning pass. - That's great. 317 00:15:45,612 --> 00:15:47,488 To the other team. 318 00:15:47,489 --> 00:15:49,156 Oh, Pete! 319 00:15:49,157 --> 00:15:51,368 I'll come in and we can talk about it. 320 00:15:52,202 --> 00:15:54,037 As soon as I check that dinner. 321 00:15:57,165 --> 00:15:58,332 It's raw. 322 00:15:58,333 --> 00:16:00,084 No. No, no, no. 323 00:16:00,085 --> 00:16:03,963 The recipe said 300 for two hours. 324 00:16:03,964 --> 00:16:05,506 Did you reset the oven after the power went out? 325 00:16:05,507 --> 00:16:07,091 What? No. 326 00:16:07,092 --> 00:16:09,135 So no Christmas dinner? 327 00:16:10,136 --> 00:16:11,512 Way to go, dufus! 328 00:16:11,513 --> 00:16:14,515 This family sure knows how to throw a Christmas... 329 00:16:14,516 --> 00:16:15,808 right in the toilet. 330 00:16:15,809 --> 00:16:18,227 I don't know why you had to make dinner so complicated anyway. 331 00:16:18,228 --> 00:16:21,773 Well, I... I was just trying to make Christmas memorable. 332 00:16:23,066 --> 00:16:25,485 Memorable, just like the Titanic. 333 00:16:28,029 --> 00:16:30,072 Let's just... Can we put it in the microwave? 334 00:16:30,073 --> 00:16:31,700 Does that work? Does it fit? 335 00:16:32,575 --> 00:16:33,993 Just put that... Put that down! 336 00:16:33,994 --> 00:16:35,619 So what are we gonna eat then? 337 00:16:35,620 --> 00:16:37,454 Hey, out in Christmas land, 338 00:16:37,455 --> 00:16:39,999 you're listening to the best station in the city. 339 00:16:40,000 --> 00:16:41,083 Don't touch that dial. 340 00:16:41,084 --> 00:16:44,378 We have your favorite Christmas classics all night long. 341 00:16:44,379 --> 00:16:46,338 Don't forget to look out your window 342 00:16:46,339 --> 00:16:47,923 for tonight's meteor shower. 343 00:16:47,924 --> 00:16:50,926 And if you're lucky, you may spot Santa, too. 344 00:16:50,927 --> 00:16:54,472 106.5, the station that makes you want to listen. 345 00:17:02,939 --> 00:17:04,189 Smells good. 346 00:17:04,190 --> 00:17:05,483 Mmm. 347 00:17:09,154 --> 00:17:11,656 Hey, guys, hey. 348 00:17:13,116 --> 00:17:14,491 We may not have a home-cooked meal, 349 00:17:14,492 --> 00:17:17,120 but we can be thankful for other things we do have, right? 350 00:17:18,413 --> 00:17:19,622 We're together, we're healthy. 351 00:17:20,915 --> 00:17:23,292 And with time off, I can spend more time with you guys. 352 00:17:23,293 --> 00:17:26,170 That's what you guys are calling getting fired now? 353 00:17:26,171 --> 00:17:27,213 Time off? 354 00:17:28,631 --> 00:17:29,673 I wasn't fired. 355 00:17:29,674 --> 00:17:31,843 I was downsized, and it's temporary. 356 00:17:38,808 --> 00:17:41,477 What? 357 00:17:41,478 --> 00:17:44,563 Nothing, except if you'd have gone to law school like I did, 358 00:17:44,564 --> 00:17:46,857 then you wouldn't be a professionless hobo. 359 00:17:46,858 --> 00:17:47,983 Well, I have a profession. 360 00:17:47,984 --> 00:17:50,569 - I'm an advertising executive. - Oh. 361 00:17:50,570 --> 00:17:51,904 I analyze customer needs, 362 00:17:51,905 --> 00:17:53,322 and I help companies craft messages 363 00:17:53,323 --> 00:17:55,199 that drive consumer demand, so... 364 00:17:55,200 --> 00:17:57,242 But it's actually just a fancy way of saying 365 00:17:57,243 --> 00:18:00,621 that you sell snow boots to dogs. 366 00:18:00,622 --> 00:18:01,914 I was assigned that account, 367 00:18:01,915 --> 00:18:03,540 and I made the most of what I got, 368 00:18:03,541 --> 00:18:05,126 which is more than I can say for you. 369 00:18:06,795 --> 00:18:08,129 What's that mean, son? 370 00:18:09,089 --> 00:18:11,632 - I don't know. - Wow, this is delicious. 371 00:18:11,633 --> 00:18:14,635 Maybe we should have cheeseburgers every Christmas. 372 00:18:14,636 --> 00:18:17,472 Tastes a little bit worse than my old wingtips. 373 00:18:19,766 --> 00:18:22,227 Lousy food, everybody's mad. 374 00:18:23,144 --> 00:18:24,312 Thanks a lot, Pete. 375 00:18:26,564 --> 00:18:28,232 You're blaming me. 376 00:18:28,233 --> 00:18:31,276 There was an irrefutable chain of events. 377 00:18:31,277 --> 00:18:33,695 You shorted the power, which ruined the meal, 378 00:18:33,696 --> 00:18:35,572 and that's why we're here for dinner. 379 00:18:35,573 --> 00:18:37,658 Dinner? Your brother's eating a hot dog. 380 00:18:37,659 --> 00:18:39,326 You call that Christmas dinner? 381 00:18:39,327 --> 00:18:40,452 No, I don't, 382 00:18:40,453 --> 00:18:42,746 but this is the best we can do on Christmas Day. 383 00:18:42,747 --> 00:18:45,040 So everyone is just gonna eat their meal 384 00:18:45,041 --> 00:18:46,834 and be grateful for Christmas dinner. 385 00:18:46,835 --> 00:18:49,045 Go Christmas or go home. 386 00:18:50,338 --> 00:18:52,132 Could this day get any worse? 387 00:18:55,051 --> 00:18:56,094 Oh, no. 388 00:18:57,137 --> 00:18:58,596 - Oh! - Oh! 389 00:19:01,224 --> 00:19:02,599 I just puked again. 390 00:19:02,600 --> 00:19:04,393 The whole family got food poisoning because of you. 391 00:19:04,394 --> 00:19:05,979 Thanks a lot, dorkwad. 392 00:19:09,732 --> 00:19:11,067 I'm keeping this. 393 00:19:13,236 --> 00:19:14,445 It's mine now. 394 00:19:17,365 --> 00:19:18,574 Hey, bud. 395 00:19:18,575 --> 00:19:21,618 Unh! Whoa. 396 00:19:21,619 --> 00:19:22,829 Coming through. 397 00:19:24,330 --> 00:19:25,372 My favorite shirt. 398 00:19:25,373 --> 00:19:28,208 Oh, honey, it'll smell great... 399 00:19:28,209 --> 00:19:30,878 once we bury it in the backyard. 400 00:19:30,879 --> 00:19:31,920 Mom... 401 00:19:31,921 --> 00:19:34,006 And, Pete, I know it's hard being the middle child, 402 00:19:34,007 --> 00:19:36,426 but we'll start fresh again tomorrow. 403 00:19:38,595 --> 00:19:39,804 Merry Christmas. 404 00:19:47,770 --> 00:19:50,022 You don't have to sleep with your brother anymore. 405 00:19:50,023 --> 00:19:51,732 I'm leaving. 406 00:19:51,733 --> 00:19:53,859 Clearly, I'm not wanted here. 407 00:19:53,860 --> 00:19:56,154 Oh, I forgot. 408 00:19:57,197 --> 00:20:00,325 Um... I got something for you. 409 00:20:01,910 --> 00:20:02,911 Here. 410 00:20:05,205 --> 00:20:07,915 Remember that lousy Christmas I told you about? 411 00:20:07,916 --> 00:20:10,084 When my Uncle Charlie came from old country? 412 00:20:10,960 --> 00:20:13,630 He said there was something special about this. 413 00:20:16,090 --> 00:20:17,133 And when the time came, 414 00:20:18,593 --> 00:20:21,846 I was supposed to pass it on to someone else in the family. 415 00:20:31,105 --> 00:20:33,524 What's so special about an empty box? 416 00:20:34,359 --> 00:20:35,943 I don't know. 417 00:20:35,944 --> 00:20:37,277 I'm just doing what I promised, 418 00:20:37,278 --> 00:20:39,196 passing it on. 419 00:20:39,197 --> 00:20:40,490 Maybe you'll figure it out. 420 00:20:47,622 --> 00:20:48,664 What are you doing? 421 00:20:48,665 --> 00:20:49,915 What are you surprised for? 422 00:20:49,916 --> 00:20:51,291 There's nothing for me here. 423 00:20:51,292 --> 00:20:52,918 You came here. I mean... 424 00:20:52,919 --> 00:20:54,836 Dad, what are you doing? You just got here. 425 00:20:54,837 --> 00:20:56,714 Come on, I know when I'm not wanted. 426 00:21:18,444 --> 00:21:19,821 Thanks for nothing. 427 00:21:49,017 --> 00:21:50,726 Nothing stops the Red Liner Express 428 00:21:50,727 --> 00:21:53,979 from its 7:35 AM departure. 429 00:21:53,980 --> 00:21:56,398 Um, what are you doing in my room? 430 00:21:56,399 --> 00:21:59,484 Grandpa's in my room, sleepyhead. 431 00:21:59,485 --> 00:22:01,361 He left. 432 00:22:01,362 --> 00:22:04,489 Oh! Oh, you wet the bed again. 433 00:22:04,490 --> 00:22:05,907 I believe you're engaging 434 00:22:05,908 --> 00:22:07,826 in what's commonly known as projection, 435 00:22:07,827 --> 00:22:11,621 and I would submit that that pee is, in fact, yours. 436 00:22:11,622 --> 00:22:12,664 Ow! 437 00:22:12,665 --> 00:22:14,541 Ooh, you still stink at football! 438 00:22:14,542 --> 00:22:16,168 Well, last night, I ate most of the pancake mix, 439 00:22:16,169 --> 00:22:18,628 so I hope you guys like stale toast. 440 00:22:18,629 --> 00:22:20,006 It's Christmas morning. 441 00:22:21,966 --> 00:22:25,011 "Early bird gets the worm" in Latin. 442 00:22:29,932 --> 00:22:32,017 Good morning, sunshine. 443 00:22:32,018 --> 00:22:34,603 Go get Grandpa and we'll open presents. 444 00:22:34,604 --> 00:22:36,396 - And put on something nice. - Very funny. 445 00:22:36,397 --> 00:22:38,941 - It's Christmas. - Grandpa's not in Kenny's room. 446 00:22:40,151 --> 00:22:41,152 Grandpa? 447 00:22:42,320 --> 00:22:43,820 What about knocking? 448 00:22:43,821 --> 00:22:45,239 I thought you left. 449 00:22:46,449 --> 00:22:48,618 What's that? Knocking. 450 00:22:56,292 --> 00:22:59,378 Did you get this tree right out of a box? 451 00:22:59,379 --> 00:23:01,381 It has sentimental value, you know? 452 00:23:04,884 --> 00:23:06,968 Um, is this supposed to be funny, 453 00:23:06,969 --> 00:23:08,721 having Christmas again? 454 00:23:10,014 --> 00:23:12,809 I mean, yesterday was the worst Christmas ever. 455 00:23:13,810 --> 00:23:14,851 Do you have a fever, Pete? 456 00:23:14,852 --> 00:23:17,271 Honey, want to go check and see if Pete has a fever? 457 00:23:18,106 --> 00:23:19,231 Fever? 458 00:23:19,232 --> 00:23:20,942 Here, let me feel your forehead. 459 00:23:21,818 --> 00:23:23,402 Nope, it's not hot. 460 00:23:23,403 --> 00:23:24,862 Presents! Jake, you go first. 461 00:23:25,822 --> 00:23:28,740 Yes! All right, let's see what we got here. 462 00:23:28,741 --> 00:23:30,910 "To Jake, from Santa." 463 00:23:32,286 --> 00:23:33,995 What have we got here? 464 00:23:33,996 --> 00:23:35,039 Yes! 465 00:23:39,961 --> 00:23:41,421 My crumpets are ready. 466 00:23:43,089 --> 00:23:44,465 Okay, um... 467 00:23:46,342 --> 00:23:48,468 great joke, recreating the worst Christmas ever. 468 00:23:48,469 --> 00:23:49,928 Okay, I get it. 469 00:23:49,929 --> 00:23:52,180 The tree fell down, Grandpa left angry, 470 00:23:52,181 --> 00:23:53,223 dinner was an epic fail, 471 00:23:53,224 --> 00:23:55,267 but just consider me punished, okay? 472 00:23:55,268 --> 00:23:56,893 Did he fall and hit his head? 473 00:23:56,894 --> 00:24:00,147 His head looks a little misshapen today. 474 00:24:00,148 --> 00:24:02,065 Of course not. 475 00:24:02,066 --> 00:24:03,483 Did you, Pete? 476 00:24:03,484 --> 00:24:04,609 Look, I didn't hit my head. 477 00:24:04,610 --> 00:24:06,362 I had Christmas yesterday. Don't you... 478 00:24:08,823 --> 00:24:10,741 Oh, you fixed the glass while I was asleep. 479 00:24:11,951 --> 00:24:13,034 Nice touch. 480 00:24:13,035 --> 00:24:15,495 Okay, let's get Pete's present. 481 00:24:15,496 --> 00:24:17,289 All right. 482 00:24:17,290 --> 00:24:20,250 Oh, that's what this is about. 483 00:24:20,251 --> 00:24:22,210 Okay, I'm ready for my present. 484 00:24:22,211 --> 00:24:24,045 Okay. 485 00:24:24,046 --> 00:24:25,464 - Okay. - Right? 486 00:24:25,465 --> 00:24:26,716 - Pete's present. - Yeah. 487 00:24:28,718 --> 00:24:29,718 You... 488 00:24:29,719 --> 00:24:30,719 You? 489 00:24:30,720 --> 00:24:31,970 Uh... 490 00:24:31,971 --> 00:24:34,848 Santa forgot my present... again? 491 00:24:34,849 --> 00:24:36,766 - Oh, honey... - Uh... 492 00:24:36,767 --> 00:24:38,518 Oh, we're so sorry. 493 00:24:38,519 --> 00:24:40,145 So just 'cause I messed up, 494 00:24:40,146 --> 00:24:42,063 you make me go through this all over again? 495 00:24:42,064 --> 00:24:43,982 Look, we're not doing anything, Pete. 496 00:24:43,983 --> 00:24:45,609 Okay, you're really starting to worry me. 497 00:24:45,610 --> 00:24:47,653 Buddy, maybe you want to go back to bed. 498 00:24:50,031 --> 00:24:51,115 Thanks. 499 00:24:59,040 --> 00:25:00,081 Hey, Kidder! 500 00:25:00,082 --> 00:25:01,875 Even the Bronskis are in on this? 501 00:25:01,876 --> 00:25:03,794 - Think fast! - Oh! 502 00:25:05,254 --> 00:25:06,338 Impossible! 503 00:25:06,339 --> 00:25:08,256 As impossible as your... face! 504 00:25:08,257 --> 00:25:09,341 Ha! Yeah! 505 00:25:09,342 --> 00:25:11,176 That doesn't even make any sense! 506 00:25:11,177 --> 00:25:12,553 - Yeah, it does. - Yeah. 507 00:25:13,679 --> 00:25:15,306 Oh! Oh! 508 00:25:16,641 --> 00:25:17,849 We're coming' for you, Kidder! 509 00:25:17,850 --> 00:25:18,976 You better run! 510 00:25:20,019 --> 00:25:21,437 Not again, not again. 511 00:25:24,899 --> 00:25:28,236 Oh, my... Come on. Why? 512 00:25:28,736 --> 00:25:29,736 Aah! 513 00:25:29,820 --> 00:25:30,820 Aah! 514 00:25:36,619 --> 00:25:37,994 Oh, Pete, you're on chopping duty. 515 00:25:37,995 --> 00:25:39,704 I just had a very traumatic incident and... 516 00:25:39,705 --> 00:25:41,164 Honey, there are lights on at the neighbors'. 517 00:25:41,165 --> 00:25:42,165 I saw a car in the driveway. 518 00:25:42,166 --> 00:25:45,001 Well, new neighbors means an introduction's in order, 519 00:25:45,002 --> 00:25:47,213 and I know the perfect way. 520 00:25:53,177 --> 00:25:56,388 Let's go, Bronskis! 521 00:25:56,389 --> 00:25:58,598 - What are you waiting for? - Here we go! 522 00:25:58,599 --> 00:26:00,225 It's raw. 523 00:26:00,226 --> 00:26:02,352 - So what are we gonna eat then? - Oh, no. 524 00:26:02,353 --> 00:26:03,728 Oh! 525 00:26:03,729 --> 00:26:05,397 What are you doing? You just got here. 526 00:26:05,398 --> 00:26:06,798 Come on, I know when I'm not wanted. 527 00:26:18,911 --> 00:26:22,497 Nothing stops the Red Liner Express from its 7:35 AM... 528 00:26:22,498 --> 00:26:24,332 Ho ho ho ho! 529 00:26:24,333 --> 00:26:27,127 Did you get this tree right out of a box? 530 00:26:27,128 --> 00:26:29,380 It has sentimental value, you know? 531 00:26:31,716 --> 00:26:33,550 Okay, now you're just messing with me. 532 00:26:33,551 --> 00:26:34,801 I get it. I ruined Christmas. 533 00:26:34,802 --> 00:26:35,928 I'm sorry, okay? 534 00:26:45,896 --> 00:26:47,647 Okay, I got dinner in the oven. 535 00:26:47,648 --> 00:26:49,858 Now what's going on with you, Pete? 536 00:26:49,859 --> 00:26:51,026 Are you okay? 537 00:26:51,027 --> 00:26:53,445 Does insanity fall into the okay category? 538 00:26:53,446 --> 00:26:55,572 Honey, I know that things have been rough lately, 539 00:26:55,573 --> 00:26:57,490 and we haven't been able to spend as much time together. 540 00:26:57,491 --> 00:26:59,534 That's not it, Mom. 541 00:26:59,535 --> 00:27:00,910 Then what is it, honey? 542 00:27:00,911 --> 00:27:02,204 We did all this already. 543 00:27:03,039 --> 00:27:05,248 Everything that's happening today has already happened before. 544 00:27:05,249 --> 00:27:07,917 Oh, that's just dajeo vu, 545 00:27:07,918 --> 00:27:10,253 that feeling like, "I've been here before," 546 00:27:10,254 --> 00:27:11,546 but really you haven't. 547 00:27:11,547 --> 00:27:13,048 Well, then what's that feeling when today 548 00:27:13,049 --> 00:27:15,592 is exactly like yesterday, when nothing has changed, 549 00:27:15,593 --> 00:27:18,011 and you feel like you're going completely nuts? 550 00:27:18,012 --> 00:27:20,764 I call that working for a living. 551 00:27:20,765 --> 00:27:22,515 Come on. I know what you need. 552 00:27:22,516 --> 00:27:25,602 You need to get outside, you need to get some fresh air. 553 00:27:25,603 --> 00:27:26,895 Build a snowman. 554 00:27:26,896 --> 00:27:30,899 Mom, look, I really appreciate the trademark positive attitude, 555 00:27:30,900 --> 00:27:35,445 but this is one thing fresh air is not gonna fix. 556 00:27:35,446 --> 00:27:36,780 Did we just lose power? 557 00:27:36,781 --> 00:27:38,990 No. Jake plugged in his video game when the tree was on. 558 00:27:38,991 --> 00:27:40,492 It shorted the fuse. 559 00:27:40,493 --> 00:27:41,576 Jake! 560 00:27:41,577 --> 00:27:42,745 No. 561 00:27:48,834 --> 00:27:50,877 I'm stuck in Christmas! 562 00:27:50,878 --> 00:27:55,341 Ho ho ho ho ho! 563 00:28:00,471 --> 00:28:02,098 Ho ho ho! 564 00:28:03,808 --> 00:28:07,394 Ho ho ho! Ho ho ho! 565 00:28:07,395 --> 00:28:09,229 Nothing stops the Red Liner Express 566 00:28:09,230 --> 00:28:10,605 from its 7:35 AM departure. 567 00:28:10,606 --> 00:28:12,233 Why is this happening to me? 568 00:28:19,031 --> 00:28:20,151 You still stink at football! 569 00:28:24,870 --> 00:28:26,871 Hey, you been in your room all day. 570 00:28:26,872 --> 00:28:27,956 I want to give you this. 571 00:28:27,957 --> 00:28:30,041 Oh, right, the box. No, thanks. 572 00:28:30,042 --> 00:28:32,753 Take it. You'll figure it out. 573 00:28:36,549 --> 00:28:37,883 Thanks for nothing. 574 00:28:43,305 --> 00:28:47,267 No, no blows to the head, 575 00:28:47,268 --> 00:28:50,019 unless a snowball counts. 576 00:28:50,020 --> 00:28:52,188 Okay, everyone seems fine, so the hallucinations 577 00:28:52,189 --> 00:28:54,358 probably aren't from food poisoning. 578 00:28:56,902 --> 00:28:59,447 It's not that, no. 579 00:29:01,407 --> 00:29:02,616 No. 580 00:29:15,629 --> 00:29:17,965 Pee. 581 00:29:28,976 --> 00:29:31,019 I know, I know. Nothing stops the Red Liner Express 582 00:29:31,020 --> 00:29:33,188 from its 7:35 AM departure. 583 00:29:33,189 --> 00:29:34,523 Yeah, yeah! 584 00:29:39,862 --> 00:29:42,113 Now you caught me all misty. 585 00:29:42,114 --> 00:29:44,741 Honestly, I've got bigger things to worry about. 586 00:29:44,742 --> 00:29:45,910 Mom wants us downstairs. 587 00:30:02,384 --> 00:30:04,093 Another Christmas Day! 588 00:30:04,094 --> 00:30:05,595 - Unbelievable! - Pete? 589 00:30:05,596 --> 00:30:07,096 Oh, just go back to your business. 590 00:30:07,097 --> 00:30:08,431 Don't worry about me. 591 00:30:08,432 --> 00:30:10,517 Kenny will get the telescope I asked for. 592 00:30:10,518 --> 00:30:13,061 Jake will get a football, then he'll ask Kenny to throw it around, 593 00:30:13,062 --> 00:30:14,395 and he'll blow the fuse, 594 00:30:14,396 --> 00:30:16,689 and yet, somehow, I will get blamed like always. 595 00:30:16,690 --> 00:30:19,108 - Honey... - Then we're gonna get food poisoning, 596 00:30:19,109 --> 00:30:21,027 and Dad will argue with Grandpa, 597 00:30:21,028 --> 00:30:22,904 and then get Grandpa really mad so he leaves. 598 00:30:22,905 --> 00:30:24,155 Oh, wait. It gets better. 599 00:30:24,156 --> 00:30:27,784 Then, tomorrow, we'll do it all again! 600 00:30:27,785 --> 00:30:29,161 Everything! 601 00:30:32,998 --> 00:30:34,500 He is an interesting kid. 602 00:30:35,960 --> 00:30:40,339 Totally nuts, but very interesting. 603 00:30:46,428 --> 00:30:49,013 Why am I the only one that can remember anything? 604 00:30:49,014 --> 00:30:51,182 - Hey, Kidder! - Oh, wait. 605 00:30:51,183 --> 00:30:53,394 - Think fast! - Oh! 606 00:30:58,357 --> 00:31:00,066 Yeah! Whoo! 607 00:31:00,067 --> 00:31:01,943 Bronskis! 608 00:31:01,944 --> 00:31:03,653 We're coming' for you, Kidder! 609 00:31:03,654 --> 00:31:05,155 You better run! 610 00:31:09,618 --> 00:31:11,452 Not this time. 611 00:31:11,453 --> 00:31:12,996 I got you figured out. 612 00:31:12,997 --> 00:31:14,497 You can't hurt me anymore. 613 00:31:14,498 --> 00:31:15,540 Yes! 614 00:31:15,541 --> 00:31:16,917 Whoo! 615 00:31:21,964 --> 00:31:23,006 Hello! 616 00:31:23,007 --> 00:31:24,216 Hi. 617 00:31:25,342 --> 00:31:27,260 Um, are you okay? 618 00:31:27,261 --> 00:31:29,137 Who, me? 619 00:31:29,138 --> 00:31:31,264 Yeah, I'm more than okay. 620 00:31:31,265 --> 00:31:33,474 Uh, my pants aren't ripped. 621 00:31:33,475 --> 00:31:36,729 Well, celebrate the small things in life, right? 622 00:31:38,272 --> 00:31:39,856 I'm Katie. 623 00:31:39,857 --> 00:31:41,691 Merry, merry Christmas. 624 00:31:41,692 --> 00:31:43,903 That's one too many merries. 625 00:31:46,655 --> 00:31:49,033 But a lot of things have been repeating these days. 626 00:31:50,492 --> 00:31:51,869 So, you just moved in? 627 00:31:53,329 --> 00:31:56,497 Yeah. Yeah, from Wisconsin 628 00:31:56,498 --> 00:31:58,625 just in time for Christmas. 629 00:31:58,626 --> 00:32:00,710 Well, sorry about the caroling. 630 00:32:00,711 --> 00:32:03,088 My mom takes it pretty seriously. 631 00:32:04,298 --> 00:32:05,758 You've been caroling at our house? 632 00:32:07,426 --> 00:32:09,010 O h, wi Il... 633 00:32:09,011 --> 00:32:10,929 will carol at your house, 634 00:32:10,930 --> 00:32:13,015 in like, yeah, 23 minutes. 635 00:32:17,645 --> 00:32:19,270 Oh, that's perfect. 636 00:32:19,271 --> 00:32:22,398 My mom and I just baked a ton of Christmas cookies, 637 00:32:22,399 --> 00:32:24,735 and we've got nobody to give them to. 638 00:32:27,112 --> 00:32:29,072 Well, uh, I'll see you in a bit. 639 00:32:29,073 --> 00:32:31,992 Think I'm due for a tree crash power outage. 640 00:32:32,868 --> 00:32:35,079 That is an odd family tradition. 641 00:32:37,247 --> 00:32:41,001 Yeah. Maybe I'll skip it this time. 642 00:32:48,759 --> 00:32:50,386 Whoa! 643 00:32:59,520 --> 00:33:00,645 What happened? 644 00:33:00,646 --> 00:33:04,316 Um, ask Pete. 645 00:33:05,150 --> 00:33:06,776 Did you do this? 646 00:33:06,777 --> 00:33:08,736 No, actually, I was watching it all happen 647 00:33:08,737 --> 00:33:10,446 from start to finish outside. 648 00:33:10,447 --> 00:33:13,241 I even took this on my phone. 649 00:33:13,242 --> 00:33:15,953 Oh, my goodness! What is it now? 650 00:33:21,417 --> 00:33:23,084 So you watched all this happen? 651 00:33:23,085 --> 00:33:24,965 You took the time to record it? You didn't help? 652 00:33:25,879 --> 00:33:28,089 Yeah. Yeah, why didn't you help? 653 00:33:28,090 --> 00:33:30,633 Dad, that's not the point. 654 00:33:30,634 --> 00:33:32,677 I had nothing to do with this. 655 00:33:32,678 --> 00:33:34,762 Pete, what is wrong today? 656 00:33:34,763 --> 00:33:36,603 Why won't you tell us what's going on with you? 657 00:33:38,475 --> 00:33:40,269 There's just no winning here. 658 00:33:42,896 --> 00:33:45,231 How's about a little help here? 659 00:33:45,232 --> 00:33:46,775 Oh! Oh! 660 00:33:50,112 --> 00:33:51,447 Where's my crossword? 661 00:33:54,491 --> 00:33:56,284 It's not like Pete to do this. 662 00:33:56,285 --> 00:33:58,120 It's a fiasco. My dad's here. 663 00:34:00,497 --> 00:34:04,209 Look, I'm sorry this Christmas is going off the rails. 664 00:34:06,086 --> 00:34:07,628 Maybe this will make up for it. 665 00:34:07,629 --> 00:34:08,964 Merry Christmas. 666 00:34:10,507 --> 00:34:11,925 It's dancing lessons... 667 00:34:13,510 --> 00:34:14,552 same as last year. 668 00:34:14,553 --> 00:34:16,597 Hey, now nice. Dance lessons. 669 00:34:17,556 --> 00:34:20,309 You guys have fun while your son's stuck in a repeating day. 670 00:34:21,602 --> 00:34:23,395 Well, that kind of shattered our moment. 671 00:34:24,730 --> 00:34:27,398 Uh, perfect. 672 00:34:27,399 --> 00:34:28,775 The football game is on. 673 00:34:28,776 --> 00:34:31,569 You call it football. I call it torture. 674 00:34:31,570 --> 00:34:32,988 - Have fun. - Yeah. 675 00:34:34,907 --> 00:34:37,367 You know what you witnessed this morning? 676 00:34:38,911 --> 00:34:42,663 Can we keep that just between us? 677 00:34:42,664 --> 00:34:43,832 Is that fair? 678 00:34:45,375 --> 00:34:48,003 Does everyone get grumpy when they become a grandpa? 679 00:34:49,004 --> 00:34:51,380 Well, you just don't get grumpy. 680 00:34:51,381 --> 00:34:52,423 You gotta work at it. 681 00:34:52,424 --> 00:34:56,385 Takes time, like making a fine wine. 682 00:34:56,386 --> 00:34:57,845 You gotta bottle it up, 683 00:34:57,846 --> 00:35:00,681 let it sit for a couple of decades, 684 00:35:00,682 --> 00:35:03,893 and then, oh, boy, 685 00:35:03,894 --> 00:35:08,397 then you can uncork some vintage grumps, 686 00:35:08,398 --> 00:35:10,567 some downtown grumps. 687 00:35:11,652 --> 00:35:15,404 Hey, uh, Grandpa, can you keep a secret? 688 00:35:15,405 --> 00:35:16,781 Sure. 689 00:35:16,782 --> 00:35:18,491 What would you do if you were cursed 690 00:35:18,492 --> 00:35:20,661 to live the same day over and over again? 691 00:35:21,912 --> 00:35:23,122 That's not a curse. 692 00:35:24,790 --> 00:35:26,499 Sounds to me like a gift. 693 00:35:26,500 --> 00:35:27,750 A gift? 694 00:35:27,751 --> 00:35:30,461 Repeating the same day over and over? 695 00:35:30,462 --> 00:35:32,296 Well, you get to live consequence-free. 696 00:35:32,297 --> 00:35:35,258 Wake up with a clean slate every morning, 697 00:35:35,259 --> 00:35:36,676 even though the night before, 698 00:35:36,677 --> 00:35:38,637 you punched some turd in the nose? 699 00:35:39,471 --> 00:35:40,806 Sounds like a hoot to me. 700 00:35:44,685 --> 00:35:46,270 Never thought about it like that. 701 00:35:48,188 --> 00:35:49,230 Hey! 702 00:35:49,231 --> 00:35:50,857 You were passing me the ball. 703 00:35:50,858 --> 00:35:52,775 No, no, no. You were passing me the ball. 704 00:35:52,776 --> 00:35:53,986 Ohh! 705 00:35:57,489 --> 00:35:59,699 Maybe it's time to turn the tables. 706 00:35:59,700 --> 00:36:01,784 - Let's go, Bronskis! - All right, here we go, now. 707 00:36:01,785 --> 00:36:03,244 All right, let's go! All right! 708 00:36:03,245 --> 00:36:04,288 Come on, now! 709 00:36:05,122 --> 00:36:07,623 Blue 42, set, hut! 710 00:36:07,624 --> 00:36:09,167 I'm open! 711 00:36:09,168 --> 00:36:11,211 Jake, I'm open! 712 00:36:14,173 --> 00:36:15,339 Kidder! 713 00:36:15,340 --> 00:36:16,549 Aah! 714 00:36:16,550 --> 00:36:17,967 Ooh! 715 00:36:17,968 --> 00:36:19,803 Ooh! 716 00:36:20,971 --> 00:36:23,097 Ha ha! That's what I'm talking about! 717 00:36:23,098 --> 00:36:24,223 What are you doing? 718 00:36:24,224 --> 00:36:27,268 Unsportsmanlike conduct! You're benched! 719 00:36:27,269 --> 00:36:29,437 What? But it was a preemptive strike! 720 00:36:29,438 --> 00:36:31,522 They were gonna smash me in ten seconds! 721 00:36:31,523 --> 00:36:33,942 You got exactly ten seconds to hit the bench. 722 00:36:34,902 --> 00:36:36,736 Move it! 723 00:36:36,737 --> 00:36:37,863 You got sauce, kid. 724 00:36:38,822 --> 00:36:39,948 You bet against me. 725 00:36:40,824 --> 00:36:43,576 A friendly wager with neighbors. 726 00:36:43,577 --> 00:36:45,536 You know what part I liked best? 727 00:36:45,537 --> 00:36:48,832 When you didn't let the two big oafs intimidate you. 728 00:36:50,334 --> 00:36:54,129 Us underdogs, we gotta strike back. 729 00:36:57,299 --> 00:36:58,884 Strike back. 730 00:36:59,718 --> 00:37:00,886 I like the sound of that. 731 00:37:28,622 --> 00:37:30,831 You! Laundry now! 732 00:37:30,832 --> 00:37:33,876 Um, I don't see my name on any tags. 733 00:37:33,877 --> 00:37:35,379 - Keep looking. - Uh... 734 00:37:37,464 --> 00:37:39,507 A football? 735 00:37:39,508 --> 00:37:40,883 - What? - Um... 736 00:37:40,884 --> 00:37:41,969 That's what I wanted. 737 00:37:43,553 --> 00:37:44,971 Well, how do you like that? 738 00:37:44,972 --> 00:37:47,265 This is just what I wanted. 739 00:37:47,266 --> 00:37:49,892 So what did I get for Christmas? 740 00:37:49,893 --> 00:37:51,310 - Oh... - Uh... 741 00:37:51,311 --> 00:37:53,604 Oh, Jake, we're so sorry. 742 00:37:53,605 --> 00:37:54,939 Yeah, um... 743 00:37:54,940 --> 00:37:57,108 Are you kidding me? Santa forgot about my present? 744 00:37:57,109 --> 00:37:58,818 - No. - No? 745 00:37:58,819 --> 00:37:59,945 No, he didn't. 746 00:38:01,655 --> 00:38:03,239 You said he was in there! 747 00:38:03,240 --> 00:38:04,240 This is his house, isn't it? 748 00:38:04,241 --> 00:38:06,076 - Yeah. - Is it? 749 00:38:07,327 --> 00:38:08,452 - Yeah, this is... - You told me that. 750 00:38:08,453 --> 00:38:10,213 - Hey, Bronskis! - How am I supposed to know? 751 00:38:11,248 --> 00:38:13,125 - Think fast! - Ow! 752 00:38:14,293 --> 00:38:15,294 Hey! 753 00:38:17,879 --> 00:38:20,423 Pete said you needed help with the crossword puzzle? 754 00:38:20,424 --> 00:38:21,883 I do? 755 00:38:30,309 --> 00:38:31,726 Hi, I'm Katie. 756 00:38:31,727 --> 00:38:33,019 Hey, neighbor. I'm Pete, 757 00:38:33,020 --> 00:38:34,729 and I'd say you're a cheesehead. 758 00:38:34,730 --> 00:38:35,896 What did you call me? 759 00:38:35,897 --> 00:38:37,315 Hi, I'm Katie. 760 00:38:37,316 --> 00:38:39,358 - Go Badgers! - What are you talking about? 761 00:38:39,359 --> 00:38:41,277 - Go Bears? - No. 762 00:38:41,278 --> 00:38:42,611 Pfft! 763 00:38:42,612 --> 00:38:43,821 Hi, I'm Katie. 764 00:38:43,822 --> 00:38:45,448 'Sup, girl? Hmm! 765 00:38:45,449 --> 00:38:47,241 Just... Just no. 766 00:38:47,242 --> 00:38:48,952 What up, girl? Uh! 767 00:38:53,457 --> 00:38:54,498 Where is he? 768 00:38:54,499 --> 00:38:55,499 I don't know. 769 00:38:55,500 --> 00:38:56,540 You said he would be here. 770 00:38:56,710 --> 00:38:59,171 No, I didn't. You said he would be here. 771 00:39:05,927 --> 00:39:10,598 Ho ho ho ho ho! 772 00:39:10,599 --> 00:39:12,433 Did you reset the oven after the power went out? 773 00:39:12,434 --> 00:39:14,101 What? No. 774 00:39:14,102 --> 00:39:15,187 So no Christmas dinner? 775 00:39:16,188 --> 00:39:17,229 Thanks a lot, dufus. 776 00:39:17,230 --> 00:39:18,647 I don't know why you had to make dinner so complicated. 777 00:39:18,648 --> 00:39:20,399 It's not. 778 00:39:20,400 --> 00:39:21,693 And that would be dinner. 779 00:39:23,278 --> 00:39:24,905 Looks a little small. 780 00:39:26,365 --> 00:39:28,700 I do have a high metabolism. 781 00:39:30,494 --> 00:39:31,661 Nice. 782 00:39:34,164 --> 00:39:35,748 All right, let's go! 783 00:39:35,749 --> 00:39:37,250 Let's go, Bronskis! 784 00:39:38,794 --> 00:39:39,919 Come on, now! 785 00:39:39,920 --> 00:39:42,546 Blue 42, set, hut! 786 00:39:42,547 --> 00:39:43,798 Here we go! Over here! 787 00:39:43,799 --> 00:39:45,801 Jake, I'm open! Right here! 788 00:39:46,885 --> 00:39:48,260 One Mississippi, two Mississippi. 789 00:39:48,261 --> 00:39:50,472 Kidder! 790 00:39:58,480 --> 00:39:59,523 Ohh! 791 00:40:00,899 --> 00:40:02,608 You sure you want to do this? 792 00:40:02,609 --> 00:40:05,528 I mean, the dabbler shouldn't mess with the king. 793 00:40:05,529 --> 00:40:07,696 Last time, you quit after, like, twenty minutes. 794 00:40:07,697 --> 00:40:09,907 Yeah, well, maybe 'cause you were being such a competitive jerk. 795 00:40:09,908 --> 00:40:11,909 Okay, you know what? I don't have time for remedial football. 796 00:40:11,910 --> 00:40:13,119 - I should go practice. - Whoa! 797 00:40:13,120 --> 00:40:15,496 I've been practicing, yeah. 798 00:40:15,497 --> 00:40:16,897 I might even be better than you now. 799 00:40:17,999 --> 00:40:21,169 Really? So you want to get humiliated. 800 00:40:22,421 --> 00:40:23,421 All right, fine. 801 00:40:23,422 --> 00:40:24,880 Let's do it. 802 00:40:24,881 --> 00:40:26,716 - You ready? - For anything you've got. 803 00:40:29,594 --> 00:40:30,929 Oof! 804 00:40:33,890 --> 00:40:34,891 I'm open! I'm open! 805 00:40:39,312 --> 00:40:40,980 One Mississippi, two Mississippi. 806 00:40:40,981 --> 00:40:42,816 Er-aah! 807 00:40:46,194 --> 00:40:47,195 Wait for it. 808 00:40:48,280 --> 00:40:49,447 Yeah! 809 00:40:49,448 --> 00:40:50,574 Go, 88! 810 00:40:58,039 --> 00:40:59,707 I did it! Yeah! 811 00:40:59,708 --> 00:41:00,709 Yeah! 812 00:41:05,046 --> 00:41:07,423 There's no way we lost. We're the Bronskis. 813 00:41:07,424 --> 00:41:09,425 Pieces of green. Thank you, shorty. 814 00:41:09,426 --> 00:41:12,344 That was fifteen from you, five from you, 815 00:41:12,345 --> 00:41:15,055 ten from you, ten from you. 816 00:41:15,056 --> 00:41:17,516 That's right. Thank you, ma'am. 817 00:41:17,517 --> 00:41:18,642 Twenty from you. 818 00:41:18,643 --> 00:41:20,144 How'd we do? 819 00:41:20,145 --> 00:41:22,605 Look here. That's how we did. 820 00:41:22,606 --> 00:41:24,023 You did wonderful. You were great. 821 00:41:24,024 --> 00:41:27,110 Thanks. You know, I feel like celebrating. 822 00:41:29,738 --> 00:41:30,779 I'm game for that. 823 00:41:30,780 --> 00:41:32,615 I don't know. 824 00:41:32,616 --> 00:41:34,158 Hey, Bronskis! 825 00:41:34,159 --> 00:41:35,993 Think fast! 826 00:41:35,994 --> 00:41:37,162 - Ooh! Ah! - Ooh! 827 00:41:43,585 --> 00:41:45,169 Okay, you go first. 828 00:41:45,170 --> 00:41:47,589 One, two, three. 829 00:41:49,132 --> 00:41:50,341 Nnn. 830 00:41:50,342 --> 00:41:51,510 Uh... uh. 831 00:41:57,974 --> 00:41:59,892 On three, all right? On three? 832 00:41:59,893 --> 00:42:02,186 - Both? - Yeah, yeah, both of us on three. 833 00:42:02,187 --> 00:42:04,813 One, two, three. 834 00:42:04,814 --> 00:42:06,066 Unh! 835 00:42:07,442 --> 00:42:09,151 Hey, Bronskis! 836 00:42:09,152 --> 00:42:10,612 Draw! 837 00:42:15,992 --> 00:42:17,826 Oh! 838 00:42:17,827 --> 00:42:19,995 Yes! Yes! 839 00:42:19,996 --> 00:42:21,163 It was funny, come on. 840 00:42:21,164 --> 00:42:22,666 Get it off. 841 00:42:34,636 --> 00:42:36,971 Are you sure this is supposed to be fun? 842 00:42:36,972 --> 00:42:38,097 Yeah. 843 00:42:38,098 --> 00:42:39,265 Oh, man. 844 00:42:39,266 --> 00:42:40,934 Come on, put your back into it. 845 00:42:44,396 --> 00:42:46,523 Like little windshield wipers. 846 00:42:47,774 --> 00:42:49,108 Go fast as I am. 847 00:42:49,109 --> 00:42:51,443 Ready? Go. Do it fast. 848 00:42:51,444 --> 00:42:52,778 Well... 849 00:42:52,779 --> 00:42:54,614 Fast, not molasses. 850 00:43:09,588 --> 00:43:13,216 I'm glad Mr. Schultz could be persuaded to open his store today. 851 00:43:14,384 --> 00:43:16,678 Well, you got style, kid. 852 00:43:18,430 --> 00:43:19,763 Hey, uh, hit me again. 853 00:43:19,764 --> 00:43:20,806 Sure thing, kid. 854 00:43:20,807 --> 00:43:23,809 You know, when I first started hanging out with you, 855 00:43:23,810 --> 00:43:28,689 I was concerned you might be a bit of a whiner. 856 00:43:28,690 --> 00:43:29,733 But you know what? 857 00:43:31,109 --> 00:43:33,486 You became a real tough guy. 858 00:43:34,362 --> 00:43:35,739 Takes one to know one. 859 00:43:37,574 --> 00:43:39,825 Tell me that story again when you were in the Navy. 860 00:43:39,826 --> 00:43:42,411 When you short-sheeted the admiral's bed? 861 00:43:42,412 --> 00:43:43,955 How do you know that story? 862 00:43:45,707 --> 00:43:47,333 I must be losing my memory. 863 00:43:47,334 --> 00:43:49,209 Sundae number twelve. 864 00:43:49,210 --> 00:43:50,503 Thanks. 865 00:43:53,173 --> 00:43:54,507 You know something? 866 00:43:55,842 --> 00:44:01,347 This day, today, may be the best day 867 00:44:01,348 --> 00:44:05,267 I have had in a long, long time. 868 00:44:05,268 --> 00:44:07,102 You know why? 869 00:44:07,103 --> 00:44:09,396 And not because of this. 870 00:44:09,397 --> 00:44:15,612 But because we swapped stories and laughed. 871 00:44:20,116 --> 00:44:21,242 Can I ask you something? 872 00:44:22,869 --> 00:44:24,119 Whatever. 873 00:44:24,120 --> 00:44:26,414 Why'd you decide to come to Christmas this year? 874 00:44:29,167 --> 00:44:31,419 Well, I got my reasons. 875 00:44:32,796 --> 00:44:34,714 It's what your grandmother would have wanted. 876 00:44:38,593 --> 00:44:41,805 I was worried that... 877 00:44:44,140 --> 00:44:46,101 I might get the cold shoulder. 878 00:44:49,354 --> 00:44:50,605 And instead... 879 00:44:52,941 --> 00:44:55,402 I got hot fudge. 880 00:45:02,534 --> 00:45:03,743 Cheers. 881 00:45:07,122 --> 00:45:08,456 You got it, son. 882 00:45:13,545 --> 00:45:15,170 Hey, neighbor. I'm Pete. 883 00:45:15,171 --> 00:45:16,338 I'm Katie. 884 00:45:16,339 --> 00:45:18,549 The great state of Wisconsin 885 00:45:18,550 --> 00:45:21,218 is the number one manufacturer of sharp cheddar cheese 886 00:45:21,219 --> 00:45:23,887 with 143 million pounds a year, 887 00:45:23,888 --> 00:45:27,224 but I bet blue cheese is actually your favorite. 888 00:45:27,225 --> 00:45:30,602 Wow. How do you know all that? 889 00:45:30,603 --> 00:45:33,732 Oh, I've got a sense about people. 890 00:45:34,858 --> 00:45:36,401 Well, nice... nice to meet you. 891 00:45:37,736 --> 00:45:39,653 Are you having a good Christmas? 892 00:45:39,654 --> 00:45:41,488 A merry, merry Christmas, actually. 893 00:45:41,489 --> 00:45:44,408 That's funny. That's my expression. 894 00:45:44,409 --> 00:45:46,535 Well, it cheers Mom up anyway. 895 00:45:46,536 --> 00:45:47,746 What about your dad? 896 00:45:49,205 --> 00:45:50,415 Ahem. Uh... 897 00:45:53,418 --> 00:45:54,877 he's not here right now. 898 00:45:54,878 --> 00:45:58,505 Yeah, well, my family's mostly out to lunch, too. 899 00:45:58,506 --> 00:46:00,466 Grandpa's pretty cool, 900 00:46:00,467 --> 00:46:03,594 but the only problem is he doesn't remember 901 00:46:03,595 --> 00:46:05,763 what happens one day to the next. 902 00:46:05,764 --> 00:46:08,892 Yeah. Yeah, I've got a grandpa like that, too. 903 00:46:10,101 --> 00:46:11,436 No, it's not what you think. 904 00:46:14,063 --> 00:46:16,232 So what's your favorite Christmas carol? 905 00:46:20,987 --> 00:46:22,362 Jing I e Be Il s. 906 00:46:22,363 --> 00:46:23,864 But why do you ask? 907 00:46:23,865 --> 00:46:25,325 No reason. 908 00:46:30,580 --> 00:46:33,290 Ha ha ha! 909 00:46:33,291 --> 00:46:35,292 This is my favorite carol. 910 00:46:35,293 --> 00:46:36,294 Mine, too. 911 00:46:37,629 --> 00:46:40,423 - Really? - Yeah. 912 00:47:02,779 --> 00:47:04,197 Revenge is sweet. 913 00:47:05,824 --> 00:47:06,990 Too sweet. 914 00:47:06,991 --> 00:47:08,534 I think I'm gonna puke. 915 00:47:08,535 --> 00:47:10,118 Hey, sweetie, how you doing? 916 00:47:10,119 --> 00:47:12,162 Oh, please don't say that word... sweetie. 917 00:47:12,163 --> 00:47:14,374 My stomach hurts enough already. 918 00:47:15,500 --> 00:47:17,793 Uh, well, no wonder. Look at all this stuff. 919 00:47:17,794 --> 00:47:19,587 Where did you get all this money? 920 00:47:20,421 --> 00:47:23,590 Oh, Grandpa won it by betting on me at the game. 921 00:47:23,591 --> 00:47:24,716 Take as much as you want, 922 00:47:24,717 --> 00:47:27,427 but just remember to spend it before midnight. 923 00:47:27,428 --> 00:47:29,847 Okay, no more betting. 924 00:47:29,848 --> 00:47:32,182 And, Pete, Dad and I are really proud of you 925 00:47:32,183 --> 00:47:33,392 for winning the game, 926 00:47:33,393 --> 00:47:36,270 but you and Grandpa mooning the other team? 927 00:47:36,271 --> 00:47:37,521 No one likes a show-off. 928 00:47:37,522 --> 00:47:39,064 Come on, Dad! What are you doing? 929 00:47:39,065 --> 00:47:40,190 You just got here! 930 00:47:40,191 --> 00:47:41,818 Come on, I know when I'm not wanted. 931 00:47:43,027 --> 00:47:46,239 Well, there's the sound of Grandpa leaving... 932 00:47:47,365 --> 00:47:48,408 again. 933 00:47:51,160 --> 00:47:52,870 It's futile. 934 00:47:52,871 --> 00:47:54,330 Just like the house. 935 00:47:55,707 --> 00:47:59,210 You clean it up, mess it up, clean it up. 936 00:48:00,378 --> 00:48:02,504 What's the difference? 937 00:48:02,505 --> 00:48:04,716 It'll just be a mess again soon. 938 00:48:08,845 --> 00:48:10,471 You're awfully philosophical tonight. 939 00:48:13,808 --> 00:48:16,603 It's a very strange Christmas we've been having. 940 00:48:18,771 --> 00:48:20,815 But tomorrow's a new day. 941 00:48:23,568 --> 00:48:24,819 Don't count on it. 942 00:48:29,324 --> 00:48:31,659 Are you putting designer sunglasses on a snowman? 943 00:48:32,619 --> 00:48:35,871 Yeah. I won them from somebody at the game. 944 00:48:35,872 --> 00:48:37,581 You like? 945 00:48:37,582 --> 00:48:39,207 I guess. 946 00:48:39,208 --> 00:48:41,336 Looks like somebody's had an excellent Christmas. 947 00:48:42,253 --> 00:48:43,963 Not exactly. 948 00:48:45,173 --> 00:48:48,008 I've been doing everything I want every day, 949 00:48:48,009 --> 00:48:52,220 but, somehow, everything doesn't feel 950 00:48:52,221 --> 00:48:53,598 as great as it should feel. 951 00:48:56,267 --> 00:48:59,019 Could I ask your advice on something serious? 952 00:48:59,020 --> 00:49:00,479 Sure. 953 00:49:00,480 --> 00:49:04,858 Okay. What would you do if you had to relive 954 00:49:04,859 --> 00:49:07,194 the same day over and over again? 955 00:49:07,195 --> 00:49:08,696 What wouldn't I do? 956 00:49:09,656 --> 00:49:12,741 I mean, anything, everything. 957 00:49:12,742 --> 00:49:15,160 It's not all it's cracked up to be. 958 00:49:15,161 --> 00:49:17,622 Are you telling me that you keep on reliving Christmas 959 00:49:18,623 --> 00:49:20,500 over and over and over? 960 00:49:21,834 --> 00:49:23,627 Yeah. 961 00:49:23,628 --> 00:49:25,003 Look, I know it sounds crazy, 962 00:49:25,004 --> 00:49:29,049 but it's true, and it never ends. 963 00:49:29,050 --> 00:49:30,635 But that's great. 964 00:49:32,095 --> 00:49:34,262 I mean, the thing that's so amazing about Christmas 965 00:49:34,263 --> 00:49:37,433 is it forces you to slow down and look up 966 00:49:38,267 --> 00:49:40,477 if only for a single day. 967 00:49:40,478 --> 00:49:43,231 For me, it's like a lousy gift I keep getting again and again, 968 00:49:44,065 --> 00:49:45,608 and it's getting old. 969 00:49:59,831 --> 00:50:01,206 Come on, Dad! What are you doing? 970 00:50:01,207 --> 00:50:02,332 You just got here! 971 00:50:02,333 --> 00:50:04,377 Come on, I know when I'm not wanted. 972 00:50:05,420 --> 00:50:06,670 You're really leaving? 973 00:50:06,671 --> 00:50:07,755 Yes, sir. 974 00:50:08,881 --> 00:50:11,258 I came here to reconnect. 975 00:50:11,259 --> 00:50:14,344 It's just turned into closing arguments. 976 00:50:14,345 --> 00:50:16,514 Your parents certainly do not want me here, 977 00:50:17,932 --> 00:50:19,307 but that's my fault. 978 00:50:19,308 --> 00:50:21,602 But, Grandpa, you're the coolest. 979 00:50:23,646 --> 00:50:25,940 But you're the only one that thinks so. 980 00:50:27,442 --> 00:50:31,070 I strived all my life for more... 981 00:50:32,363 --> 00:50:34,323 More money, more success. 982 00:50:36,492 --> 00:50:39,871 And maybe I took the most important things in life for granted, 983 00:50:41,706 --> 00:50:44,583 but life doesn't give you a second chance. 984 00:50:44,584 --> 00:50:46,251 I had a second chance. 985 00:50:46,252 --> 00:50:47,502 I screwed it up, 986 00:50:47,503 --> 00:50:49,171 and if you ever get a second chance 987 00:50:49,172 --> 00:50:52,383 to do the right thing, then you grab it! 988 00:50:55,178 --> 00:50:58,514 And for goodness sake, hold onto it with both hands. 989 00:53:10,813 --> 00:53:14,149 Look, I think you're looking at it the wrong way. 990 00:53:14,150 --> 00:53:15,817 How's that? 991 00:53:15,818 --> 00:53:18,195 Well, if I had a chance to relive Christmas 992 00:53:18,196 --> 00:53:19,697 over and over again... 993 00:53:22,158 --> 00:53:24,368 I know I would only want one present. 994 00:53:25,995 --> 00:53:27,079 What? 995 00:53:28,122 --> 00:53:29,122 Nothing. 996 00:53:29,540 --> 00:53:30,583 Nothing. 997 00:53:32,251 --> 00:53:33,585 Seriously? 998 00:53:33,586 --> 00:53:36,214 I mean, not a thing. 999 00:53:37,548 --> 00:53:39,050 No thing. 1000 00:53:41,802 --> 00:53:43,470 I would just want to spend one more day 1001 00:53:43,471 --> 00:53:45,097 with all my family together... 1002 00:53:48,434 --> 00:53:50,769 before my dad passed away. 1003 00:53:50,770 --> 00:53:53,396 But... But I thought... 1004 00:53:53,397 --> 00:53:56,400 I usually just tell people that he's traveling. 1005 00:53:58,778 --> 00:54:00,863 It's just easier sometimes. 1006 00:54:03,032 --> 00:54:04,700 I'm really sorry, Katie. 1007 00:54:09,413 --> 00:54:10,414 Me, too. 1008 00:54:13,167 --> 00:54:14,293 But thanks. 1009 00:54:19,507 --> 00:54:20,549 But, um... 1010 00:54:23,052 --> 00:54:26,721 if what you're telling me is true and you're not pulling my leg, 1011 00:54:26,722 --> 00:54:27,932 which I'm sure you are... 1012 00:54:30,393 --> 00:54:31,852 then I've got some advice for you. 1013 00:54:34,188 --> 00:54:35,314 What? 1014 00:54:42,321 --> 00:54:44,115 Appreciate what you have. 1015 00:54:45,658 --> 00:54:47,410 Do the things you never thought you could. 1016 00:54:55,126 --> 00:54:57,086 And use your gift for good. 1017 00:55:27,450 --> 00:55:29,492 Nothing stops the Red Liner Express 1018 00:55:29,493 --> 00:55:32,079 from its 7:35 AM departure. 1019 00:55:33,581 --> 00:55:35,499 - 7:35 AM. - Yeah. 1020 00:55:36,709 --> 00:55:39,170 And you also wet my bed. 1021 00:55:40,546 --> 00:55:42,590 Oh, you still stink at football! 1022 00:56:12,828 --> 00:56:14,162 What in the world? 1023 00:56:14,163 --> 00:56:16,414 Do you know what time it is? 1024 00:56:16,415 --> 00:56:18,500 Yeah, time for me to practice. 1025 00:56:18,501 --> 00:56:20,252 Oh, you still stink at football! 1026 00:56:27,551 --> 00:56:29,887 Sorry.? 1027 00:56:42,191 --> 00:56:43,901 Merry, merry Christmas. 1028 00:56:45,820 --> 00:56:47,196 Merry, merry Christmas, Pete. 1029 00:56:51,784 --> 00:56:52,909 It's not like Pete to do that. 1030 00:56:52,910 --> 00:56:54,577 I know, with my dad here? 1031 00:56:54,578 --> 00:56:56,287 Since when does this kid get up early 1032 00:56:56,288 --> 00:56:57,914 and make us chocolate waffles? 1033 00:56:57,915 --> 00:57:00,395 Did we tell him that we had chocolate waffles on our honeymoon? 1034 00:57:02,378 --> 00:57:04,505 Sounds like Pete's put on some tunes. 1035 00:57:09,009 --> 00:57:10,511 Well, it's perfect timing, because... 1036 00:57:12,263 --> 00:57:14,222 Uh, Merry Christmas. That's your present. 1037 00:57:14,223 --> 00:57:17,225 It's dancing lessons again. 1038 00:57:17,226 --> 00:57:20,229 Maybe this year, we'll find time to go. 1039 00:57:27,695 --> 00:57:29,530 Dancing at Christmas? 1040 00:57:30,531 --> 00:57:31,866 Takes me back. 1041 00:57:33,617 --> 00:57:35,953 Remember that first Christmas when we were dating? 1042 00:57:37,496 --> 00:57:40,206 Ah, when you got the Christmas parade 1043 00:57:40,207 --> 00:57:41,792 to make a detour to my house? 1044 00:57:47,423 --> 00:57:48,590 Hole in the roof? 1045 00:57:48,591 --> 00:57:50,133 Fake snow for atmosphere. 1046 00:57:50,134 --> 00:57:52,219 Just keep dancing. 1047 00:57:58,476 --> 00:57:59,601 Ho ho ho ho! 1048 00:57:59,602 --> 00:58:01,478 Ho ho ho ho ho! 1049 00:58:01,479 --> 00:58:04,689 Listen, Pete, I am so, so sorry 1050 00:58:04,690 --> 00:58:06,901 we forgot to talk to Santa about your present. 1051 00:58:07,818 --> 00:58:09,027 It's okay, Mom. 1052 00:58:09,028 --> 00:58:10,821 I know you're juggling a lot. 1053 00:58:13,240 --> 00:58:17,328 Listen, there's one Christmas tradition we haven't done yet. 1054 00:58:18,579 --> 00:58:20,247 Let's do it, you and me. 1055 00:58:21,165 --> 00:58:22,665 Oh, in all the hubbub, 1056 00:58:22,666 --> 00:58:25,753 I forgot about our taffy-making tradition. 1057 00:58:28,714 --> 00:58:31,758 I think we should have stuck with the old recipe. 1058 00:58:31,759 --> 00:58:34,219 Come on. If this recipe is good enough 1059 00:58:34,220 --> 00:58:36,387 the fine folks took the time to upload it to the internet, 1060 00:58:36,388 --> 00:58:38,682 then it's good enough for us. 1061 00:58:39,808 --> 00:58:42,770 - I can't move my hands. You? - Nope. 1062 00:58:45,022 --> 00:58:46,648 Uh, Mom, you're making it worse. 1063 00:58:46,649 --> 00:58:48,358 Help! 1064 00:58:48,359 --> 00:58:50,528 Anyone? A little help here? 1065 00:58:52,321 --> 00:58:54,782 Okay, I guess we have to wait for the rescue party. 1066 00:58:56,534 --> 00:58:59,869 Mom, remember when I was nine and I ran away 1067 00:58:59,870 --> 00:59:02,789 'cause you said I was too young to watch the midnight movie? 1068 00:59:02,790 --> 00:59:04,082 Mm-hmm. 1069 00:59:04,083 --> 00:59:07,377 How long was it till anyone noticed? 1070 00:59:07,378 --> 00:59:09,087 I noticed. 1071 00:59:09,088 --> 00:59:11,422 I was behind you in the car the whole time 1072 00:59:11,423 --> 00:59:13,800 you were trudging down the road to the bus stop. 1073 00:59:13,801 --> 00:59:15,260 Really? 1074 00:59:15,261 --> 00:59:18,263 I felt so independent when I decided to come back home. 1075 00:59:18,264 --> 00:59:21,558 Well, you decided on your own that running away was silly. 1076 00:59:21,559 --> 00:59:22,976 I was just hedging my bets 1077 00:59:22,977 --> 00:59:24,979 in case the idea didn't sink in fast enough. 1078 00:59:26,438 --> 00:59:28,606 Hey, Pete, I know it's hard being the middle child. 1079 00:59:28,607 --> 00:59:29,857 You know, you got your older brother 1080 00:59:29,858 --> 00:59:31,442 with the age advantage over you, 1081 00:59:31,443 --> 00:59:33,528 and the younger one, who sucks up all the attention. 1082 00:59:33,529 --> 00:59:35,155 But you're finding your way. 1083 00:59:37,575 --> 00:59:41,035 You think Grandpa and Dad will ever stop arguing? 1084 00:59:41,036 --> 00:59:45,707 Honey, sometimes in life things just are the way they are, 1085 00:59:45,708 --> 00:59:47,709 and try as you might, there's nothing you can do to change it, 1086 00:59:47,710 --> 00:59:49,253 no matter how much you might like to. 1087 00:59:50,421 --> 00:59:51,672 It's not good enough. 1088 00:59:53,132 --> 00:59:57,511 Well, sometimes life surprises you when you least expect it. 1089 00:59:58,554 --> 01:00:00,471 Okay. 1090 01:00:00,472 --> 01:00:02,182 Oh, finally. 1091 01:00:03,350 --> 01:00:05,519 Wait. You're not just gonna abandon me here, are you? 1092 01:00:07,187 --> 01:00:08,689 My nose itches. 1093 01:00:13,569 --> 01:00:14,986 - Oh. - There you go. 1094 01:00:14,987 --> 01:00:16,739 Thanks, honey. 1095 01:00:20,117 --> 01:00:21,327 Mmm. 1096 01:00:22,911 --> 01:00:25,039 You actually call these sweaters? 1097 01:00:26,081 --> 01:00:27,415 I know they're a tad itchy, 1098 01:00:27,416 --> 01:00:28,750 but Mom went through a knitting phase, 1099 01:00:28,751 --> 01:00:30,126 and they are Christmassy. 1100 01:00:30,127 --> 01:00:32,504 Christmassy? Oh, boy. 1101 01:00:34,923 --> 01:00:37,008 Merry Christmas, Josephine! 1102 01:00:37,009 --> 01:00:38,301 - Hello. - Hi, Josephine. 1103 01:00:38,302 --> 01:00:39,427 May I help you? 1104 01:00:39,428 --> 01:00:41,305 Only if you like caroling. 1105 01:01:02,201 --> 01:01:04,160 Oh, that's wonderful! 1106 01:01:04,161 --> 01:01:05,663 Just wonderful! 1107 01:01:07,581 --> 01:01:10,541 You know, I'm all alone this Christmas, 1108 01:01:10,542 --> 01:01:13,629 and you've... you've made me very, very happy. 1109 01:01:15,005 --> 01:01:16,381 Thank you. 1110 01:01:16,382 --> 01:01:18,132 I'll just get you some treats. 1111 01:01:18,133 --> 01:01:21,427 Please, playing for you was the only treat we really need. 1112 01:01:21,428 --> 01:01:22,596 Right, Grandpa? 1113 01:01:23,806 --> 01:01:26,099 Yeah. I mean, we may look like ding-dongs, 1114 01:01:26,100 --> 01:01:29,603 but we do enjoy spreading Christmas cheer. 1115 01:01:37,319 --> 01:01:38,569 - Hello. - Hello. 1116 01:01:38,570 --> 01:01:40,363 We are the Kidder family from next door, 1117 01:01:40,364 --> 01:01:42,324 and we wanted to welcome you to the neighborhood. 1118 01:02:01,677 --> 01:02:03,469 - Wow! - Nice one, Pete! 1119 01:02:03,470 --> 01:02:05,096 - I can't believe it. - That's great. 1120 01:02:05,097 --> 01:02:06,640 When did he learn to play like that? 1121 01:02:08,517 --> 01:02:09,809 Well, let's hurry up. 1122 01:02:09,810 --> 01:02:12,229 We got, like, ten more houses to hit before football. 1123 01:02:13,147 --> 01:02:16,066 Pete, since when did you learn to play the guitar? 1124 01:02:18,694 --> 01:02:19,945 Yesterday. 1125 01:02:21,655 --> 01:02:22,906 He has my genes. 1126 01:02:27,786 --> 01:02:31,748 Pete, you brought a mascot? 1127 01:02:31,749 --> 01:02:33,374 Yeah. You know, I thought he'd cheer you up 1128 01:02:33,375 --> 01:02:35,334 after the Kidders demolish you on the field. 1129 01:02:35,335 --> 01:02:36,335 Ooh! 1130 01:02:37,379 --> 01:02:38,714 When pigs fly! 1131 01:02:40,466 --> 01:02:43,593 Sorry. I'm not inventing pork wings until tomorrow. 1132 01:02:43,594 --> 01:02:45,344 Yeah! 1133 01:02:45,345 --> 01:02:47,014 Let's go, Kidders! 1134 01:02:48,182 --> 01:02:50,433 Let's go, Kidders! 1135 01:02:50,434 --> 01:02:52,602 Blue 42, set, hut! 1136 01:02:52,603 --> 01:02:54,395 Here we go! 1137 01:02:54,396 --> 01:02:56,315 Jake, I'm open! Right here! 1138 01:02:58,066 --> 01:02:59,609 We're gonna get you, Kidder! 1139 01:02:59,610 --> 01:03:00,777 One, Mississippi. Two, Mississippi. 1140 01:03:00,778 --> 01:03:03,280 Aah! 1141 01:03:17,169 --> 01:03:19,545 Yeah! Yeah! 1142 01:03:19,546 --> 01:03:20,838 Yeah! 1143 01:03:20,839 --> 01:03:22,090 Yahoo! 1144 01:03:24,009 --> 01:03:25,009 The mascot! 1145 01:03:25,010 --> 01:03:26,010 It was the mascot. 1146 01:03:26,011 --> 01:03:27,095 Thank you! Thank you! 1147 01:03:28,639 --> 01:03:30,390 Oh, yeah! Thank you! 1148 01:03:42,820 --> 01:03:44,530 Jake, what's wrong? 1149 01:03:45,989 --> 01:03:49,283 I don't know. I'm just not feeling the game this year. 1150 01:03:49,284 --> 01:03:50,868 When did you get so good? 1151 01:03:50,869 --> 01:03:52,703 Benefit of being the overlooked middle child. 1152 01:03:52,704 --> 01:03:54,622 You get a lot of free time on your hands. 1153 01:03:54,623 --> 01:03:55,915 All those times you never asked me? 1154 01:03:55,916 --> 01:03:57,376 Guess I really can play. 1155 01:03:58,752 --> 01:04:00,545 Yeah, that makes one of us. 1156 01:04:00,546 --> 01:04:01,712 Look, I don't get it. 1157 01:04:01,713 --> 01:04:03,422 You live for football. 1158 01:04:03,423 --> 01:04:06,551 I mean, I just scored the winning touchdown and we won. 1159 01:04:06,552 --> 01:04:07,885 Why are you so upset? 1160 01:04:07,886 --> 01:04:09,888 I got benched from the school team, okay? 1161 01:04:12,891 --> 01:04:14,684 You? 1162 01:04:14,685 --> 01:04:15,977 Yeah. 1163 01:04:15,978 --> 01:04:17,187 How is that possible? 1164 01:04:19,022 --> 01:04:20,439 Apparently, my passes are off, 1165 01:04:20,440 --> 01:04:22,316 and the coach thinks that I cost us the last two games, 1166 01:04:22,317 --> 01:04:25,319 so he took me off first string. 1167 01:04:25,320 --> 01:04:29,073 Well, you just got to get your confidence back. 1168 01:04:29,074 --> 01:04:31,200 You know, get back on that football horse. 1169 01:04:31,201 --> 01:04:32,578 Get back on the what? 1170 01:04:33,579 --> 01:04:35,037 The football horse. 1171 01:04:35,038 --> 01:04:36,456 You're such a weirdo. 1172 01:04:43,088 --> 01:04:46,507 Hey, Pete, you brought a mascot? 1173 01:04:46,508 --> 01:04:48,009 To cheer you up after the we win. 1174 01:04:48,010 --> 01:04:50,344 - Yeah, when pigs... - Fly. 1175 01:04:50,345 --> 01:04:51,554 Yeah, yeah, got it. Thanks. 1176 01:04:51,555 --> 01:04:53,347 Are those Bronskis? 1177 01:04:53,348 --> 01:04:57,310 Hey, Jake, next play, I'm gonna set you up for a winning pass. 1178 01:04:57,311 --> 01:04:58,811 What are you talking about? 1179 01:04:58,812 --> 01:05:00,938 Just trust me, okay? 1180 01:05:00,939 --> 01:05:02,231 They're gonna try to sack you, 1181 01:05:02,232 --> 01:05:04,942 so I'm gonna set you up for a winning lateral. 1182 01:05:04,943 --> 01:05:06,110 Are you psychic? 1183 01:05:06,111 --> 01:05:07,446 Just be ready. 1184 01:05:09,323 --> 01:05:11,073 Blue 42, set! 1185 01:05:11,074 --> 01:05:13,076 Let's go, Kidders! 1186 01:05:14,494 --> 01:05:15,704 I'm open! 1187 01:05:22,002 --> 01:05:23,337 What are you waiting for? 1188 01:05:27,716 --> 01:05:28,717 Go! Go! 1189 01:05:40,896 --> 01:05:42,271 Yeah! Nice job, Jake! 1190 01:05:42,272 --> 01:05:44,024 Look at that! How about that? 1191 01:05:47,277 --> 01:05:48,445 Hey! 1192 01:05:50,280 --> 01:05:51,572 What did I tell you? 1193 01:05:51,573 --> 01:05:53,741 You're back on the football horse! 1194 01:05:53,742 --> 01:05:56,203 That was a nice play. Come here. 1195 01:05:58,914 --> 01:06:01,041 Nice play, Jake. 1196 01:06:02,501 --> 01:06:04,001 Kidder boys rule the day! 1197 01:06:04,002 --> 01:06:05,962 - Yeah! - Yeah! 1198 01:06:05,963 --> 01:06:07,797 Get a picture. Come here. 1199 01:06:07,798 --> 01:06:09,966 Everybody bunch in together. 1200 01:06:09,967 --> 01:06:11,050 Picture for Dad. 1201 01:06:11,051 --> 01:06:12,211 I know he likes his pictures. 1202 01:06:21,019 --> 01:06:23,105 That's a Christmas star moment, don't you think, Dad? 1203 01:06:24,272 --> 01:06:26,900 Your grandmother could really make a Christmas. 1204 01:06:28,151 --> 01:06:29,987 I got money to collect. 1205 01:06:39,371 --> 01:06:41,455 Hey, Dad, meet Amanda and Karen. 1206 01:06:41,456 --> 01:06:43,249 Amanda? Karen. 1207 01:06:43,250 --> 01:06:44,959 Their software firm is going public soon, 1208 01:06:44,960 --> 01:06:46,585 and they're gonna need some serious help 1209 01:06:46,586 --> 01:06:48,295 with their online ad campaign. 1210 01:06:48,296 --> 01:06:49,630 Yes, but how did you know? 1211 01:06:49,631 --> 01:06:51,090 Small town. Word gets around. 1212 01:06:51,091 --> 01:06:53,551 And my dad is one of the best creative minds around. 1213 01:06:53,552 --> 01:06:55,594 Wow. If your work is as sharp 1214 01:06:55,595 --> 01:06:57,972 as your son's game, we should talk. 1215 01:06:57,973 --> 01:07:00,475 Uh, definitely. Is tomorrow... 1216 01:07:07,607 --> 01:07:09,859 - How was the game? - Amazing, actually, 1217 01:07:09,860 --> 01:07:12,820 and I think I might have landed a new job lead, thanks to Pete. 1218 01:07:12,821 --> 01:07:13,904 - What? - Yeah. 1219 01:07:13,905 --> 01:07:15,532 I'm so happy! 1220 01:07:16,700 --> 01:07:17,743 Should be close. 1221 01:07:19,703 --> 01:07:20,953 It's raw. 1222 01:07:20,954 --> 01:07:22,455 - What? - It's raw. 1223 01:07:22,456 --> 01:07:24,749 Did you reset the oven after the power went out? 1224 01:07:24,750 --> 01:07:26,584 - No. - What? 1225 01:07:26,585 --> 01:07:28,128 So no Christmas dinner? 1226 01:07:29,212 --> 01:07:30,838 Way to go, dufus! 1227 01:07:30,839 --> 01:07:32,715 Hey, who wants beef Wellington anyway? 1228 01:07:32,716 --> 01:07:33,758 I wanted it. 1229 01:07:33,759 --> 01:07:35,718 I wanted to dazzle you guys with beef Wellington. 1230 01:07:35,719 --> 01:07:37,678 Instead we have steak tartare. 1231 01:07:37,679 --> 01:07:39,346 I think it's gonna be good. 1232 01:07:39,347 --> 01:07:43,059 It's a bit frozen, but, you know, I think if we have the salad. 1233 01:07:43,060 --> 01:07:44,727 Let's do the salad. 1234 01:07:44,728 --> 01:07:46,187 We'll have some, um... 1235 01:07:46,188 --> 01:07:47,564 Stop. 1236 01:07:57,282 --> 01:07:58,991 Oh, look. 1237 01:07:58,992 --> 01:08:00,035 I got it, I got it. 1238 01:08:01,411 --> 01:08:03,037 - Look at that. - Ooh, that looks good. 1239 01:08:03,038 --> 01:08:04,413 - Look at that. - Should we taste it? 1240 01:08:04,414 --> 01:08:06,249 - Oh, yeah, yeah. - It's hot. 1241 01:08:12,589 --> 01:08:14,882 It's, um... It's interesting. 1242 01:08:14,883 --> 01:08:16,550 It's got a... 1243 01:08:16,551 --> 01:08:19,053 I think the word is inedible. 1244 01:08:19,054 --> 01:08:21,056 Oh, I shouldn't have improvised that sauce! 1245 01:08:46,248 --> 01:08:47,706 That was delicious. 1246 01:08:47,707 --> 01:08:49,458 I don't remember, I swear, 1247 01:08:49,459 --> 01:08:51,669 adding that port wine reduction sauce, 1248 01:08:51,670 --> 01:08:53,213 but it was delicious. 1249 01:08:55,674 --> 01:08:56,882 Oh, uh, no, I got the dishes. 1250 01:08:56,883 --> 01:08:59,052 Uh, all right. 1251 01:09:00,387 --> 01:09:01,388 Thanks. 1252 01:09:47,893 --> 01:09:51,228 Mmm. Honey, that was delicious. 1253 01:09:51,229 --> 01:09:53,689 And what a pleasure to have such lovely guests. 1254 01:09:53,690 --> 01:09:55,482 That's the kind of tradition I like. 1255 01:09:55,483 --> 01:09:57,985 It was so kind of you to invite us. 1256 01:09:57,986 --> 01:10:00,779 To be honest, we've been a little lonely this holiday, 1257 01:10:00,780 --> 01:10:02,865 but your Pete knew all the right things 1258 01:10:02,866 --> 01:10:04,700 to say to get us over here. 1259 01:10:04,701 --> 01:10:06,061 The more the merrier, I always say. 1260 01:10:07,579 --> 01:10:10,123 How about a little music? 1261 01:10:11,708 --> 01:10:12,709 Okay. 1262 01:10:25,722 --> 01:10:27,515 That was my dad's favorite song. 1263 01:10:28,475 --> 01:10:30,852 He was a cellist, and we'd all sing along. 1264 01:10:32,562 --> 01:10:33,605 May I? 1265 01:11:13,144 --> 01:11:14,187 Hey. 1266 01:11:15,730 --> 01:11:17,314 Thank you for tonight. 1267 01:11:17,315 --> 01:11:20,318 It was fun and good for my mom. 1268 01:11:22,487 --> 01:11:27,534 Yeah. I'm glad that this day could be perfect for everyone. 1269 01:11:29,286 --> 01:11:32,288 But Grandpa and my dad won't stop arguing, 1270 01:11:32,289 --> 01:11:34,206 even on a great day like today. 1271 01:11:34,207 --> 01:11:37,501 Listen, you can't change who people are, Pete. 1272 01:11:37,502 --> 01:11:38,752 But there must be something I can do 1273 01:11:38,753 --> 01:11:40,171 to make them quit arguing. 1274 01:11:43,925 --> 01:11:44,967 Do you know what? 1275 01:11:44,968 --> 01:11:46,719 Maybe they just need help finding common ground. 1276 01:11:46,720 --> 01:11:48,971 Common ground? With those two? 1277 01:11:48,972 --> 01:11:51,683 Yeah. I mean, a common goal always brings people together. 1278 01:11:54,394 --> 01:11:57,688 I don't know how I let Pete talk me into this. 1279 01:11:57,689 --> 01:11:59,524 Me, neither. It's freezing. 1280 01:12:04,029 --> 01:12:05,822 Give him two eyes, it would help. 1281 01:12:09,409 --> 01:12:10,826 Nose isn't bad. 1282 01:12:10,827 --> 01:12:12,453 It's way too round down there. 1283 01:12:12,454 --> 01:12:13,787 It's what? 1284 01:12:13,788 --> 01:12:15,122 It's too round. It's wrong. 1285 01:12:15,123 --> 01:12:16,582 It's called perspective, Dad. 1286 01:12:16,583 --> 01:12:18,500 There's more than one way to make a snowman. 1287 01:12:18,501 --> 01:12:21,420 No, there's not more than one way to make a snowman. 1288 01:12:21,421 --> 01:12:23,380 - There's more... - Not round like this. 1289 01:12:23,381 --> 01:12:25,883 It looks like Fatty Arbuckle down there. 1290 01:12:25,884 --> 01:12:27,217 I don't even know who that is, Dad. 1291 01:12:27,218 --> 01:12:29,178 Dad, this is a snowman. It's perfect. 1292 01:12:29,179 --> 01:12:30,763 You know what you did? 1293 01:12:30,764 --> 01:12:32,681 Something you've done a lot in your life. 1294 01:12:32,682 --> 01:12:34,683 - What? - You chose the wrong way. 1295 01:12:34,684 --> 01:12:36,685 - I chose the wrong... - Yes! 1296 01:12:36,686 --> 01:12:38,604 - It's a snowman, Dad. - Oh, is it? 1297 01:12:38,605 --> 01:12:41,023 - There's a thousand ways... - It's not... It's a snowman. 1298 01:12:41,024 --> 01:12:44,068 - Okay, there! - I'm outta here. 1299 01:12:44,069 --> 01:12:45,903 Dad, Dad! Why don't you remake the head? 1300 01:12:45,904 --> 01:12:47,154 Okay, if you don't like the body, 1301 01:12:47,155 --> 01:12:48,280 why don't you remake the body, okay? 1302 01:12:48,281 --> 01:12:49,615 If you don't like this, 1303 01:12:49,616 --> 01:12:51,992 let's just chop it off here and fix the snowman 1304 01:12:51,993 --> 01:12:53,633 - if it takes us all day. - You know what? 1305 01:12:56,039 --> 01:12:57,664 Are they still going at it out there? 1306 01:12:57,665 --> 01:12:59,124 I mean, what is it? 1307 01:12:59,125 --> 01:13:00,752 Nothing I do gets them to stop. 1308 01:13:02,295 --> 01:13:04,296 But, Dad, what are you doing? You just got here. 1309 01:13:04,297 --> 01:13:06,216 Come on, I know when I'm not wanted. 1310 01:13:10,595 --> 01:13:12,054 What are you doing? You just got here! 1311 01:13:12,055 --> 01:13:14,724 Come on, I know when I'm not welcome. 1312 01:13:17,936 --> 01:13:19,186 Okay, no. Come on, Dad, come on. 1313 01:13:19,187 --> 01:13:21,605 We're making your fantasy snowman here. 1314 01:13:21,606 --> 01:13:22,940 We're gonna make your fantasy snowman. 1315 01:13:22,941 --> 01:13:24,483 Stick your head in the snowman. 1316 01:13:24,484 --> 01:13:26,069 I'm making the snowman! 1317 01:13:27,028 --> 01:13:28,278 I'm gonna stay out here. 1318 01:13:28,279 --> 01:13:29,488 I'm gonna finish the snowman. 1319 01:13:29,489 --> 01:13:30,572 What are you doing? 1320 01:13:30,573 --> 01:13:31,657 What are you surprised for? 1321 01:13:31,658 --> 01:13:33,033 There's nothing for me here. 1322 01:13:33,034 --> 01:13:34,326 You came here! 1323 01:13:34,327 --> 01:13:35,661 I'm not asking you to leave! 1324 01:13:35,662 --> 01:13:37,287 Come on, I know when I'm not wanted. 1325 01:13:37,288 --> 01:13:39,165 You're wanted, Dad! Come back here! 1326 01:13:43,711 --> 01:13:45,672 Nothing ever changes. 1327 01:13:49,217 --> 01:13:50,385 Is this how it's gonna be? 1328 01:13:51,803 --> 01:13:54,556 Are Grandpa and Dad gonna fight for the next million years? 1329 01:13:56,933 --> 01:13:58,392 You dumb star! 1330 01:13:58,393 --> 01:14:00,519 I hope you turn into a red dwarf! 1331 01:14:00,520 --> 01:14:02,439 What are you yelling at a star for? 1332 01:14:04,691 --> 01:14:07,067 It's complicated. 1333 01:14:07,068 --> 01:14:09,570 More complicated than projecting listening skills 1334 01:14:09,571 --> 01:14:12,073 - onto a mass of... - Just buzz off, okay? 1335 01:14:13,908 --> 01:14:16,286 Pete, maybe I can help. 1336 01:14:18,538 --> 01:14:19,998 How do you do it? 1337 01:14:21,040 --> 01:14:25,627 Be so cheerful and smart and great at everything? 1338 01:14:25,628 --> 01:14:28,089 I was born that way? 1339 01:14:29,048 --> 01:14:30,757 It really brings up the fascinating question 1340 01:14:30,758 --> 01:14:32,468 of nature versus nurture. 1341 01:14:32,469 --> 01:14:37,891 Anyway, I just wanted to say I'm sorry for being a jerk. 1342 01:14:39,517 --> 01:14:42,228 I guess I'm just jealous, okay? 1343 01:14:43,605 --> 01:14:45,063 Of me? 1344 01:14:45,064 --> 01:14:47,107 Pete, I'm jealous of you. 1345 01:14:47,108 --> 01:14:50,819 Me? Mr. Middle Child, ordinary Pete, 1346 01:14:50,820 --> 01:14:53,740 who can't stick to anything? Why? 1347 01:14:54,949 --> 01:14:57,409 People always expect me to be so smart 1348 01:14:57,410 --> 01:14:59,411 and perfect all the time, 1349 01:14:59,412 --> 01:15:01,163 and it's exhausting. 1350 01:15:01,164 --> 01:15:02,206 You know how many times 1351 01:15:02,207 --> 01:15:05,000 I've retied my bow tie today to keep it perfect? 1352 01:15:05,001 --> 01:15:06,710 Nineteen. 1353 01:15:06,711 --> 01:15:08,545 That is a little obsessive. 1354 01:15:08,546 --> 01:15:09,796 But you? 1355 01:15:09,797 --> 01:15:12,674 Do whatever you want, have fun. 1356 01:15:12,675 --> 01:15:15,761 People don't lay the same expectations on you. 1357 01:15:15,762 --> 01:15:17,137 You know what? 1358 01:15:17,138 --> 01:15:19,681 I didn't even want that telescope. 1359 01:15:19,682 --> 01:15:21,517 Feels good to say. 1360 01:15:21,518 --> 01:15:22,726 You didn't want it? 1361 01:15:22,727 --> 01:15:25,187 Then why didn't you say anything? 1362 01:15:25,188 --> 01:15:27,481 Things have been really tough on Mom and Dad lately, 1363 01:15:27,482 --> 01:15:30,652 and I just wanted to give them one less thing to feel guilty about. 1364 01:15:32,987 --> 01:15:35,949 Anyway, if you want it, it's yours. 1365 01:15:37,492 --> 01:15:39,577 Nah, you keep it. 1366 01:15:41,663 --> 01:15:43,039 I really have everything I need. 1367 01:15:44,624 --> 01:15:48,252 And, Kenny, just 'cause you're perfect 1368 01:15:48,253 --> 01:15:50,463 doesn't mean you can't loosen up and have fun, too. 1369 01:15:52,632 --> 01:15:54,007 And one more thing. 1370 01:15:54,008 --> 01:15:56,176 Ah! 1371 01:15:56,177 --> 01:15:58,595 Oh, snowball fight, huh? 1372 01:15:58,596 --> 01:15:59,680 Oh! 1373 01:15:59,681 --> 01:16:01,139 Oh, nice. 1374 01:16:01,140 --> 01:16:02,307 But you can't dodge this one. 1375 01:16:02,308 --> 01:16:03,977 Get ready! Here it comes! 1376 01:16:05,562 --> 01:16:06,562 Here it comes! Here it comes! 1377 01:16:06,563 --> 01:16:08,231 Ohh! 1378 01:16:10,608 --> 01:16:11,733 Good night, Pete. 1379 01:16:11,734 --> 01:16:13,278 Merry Christmas. 1380 01:16:14,404 --> 01:16:15,738 Dad? 1381 01:16:19,033 --> 01:16:21,077 Did you and Grandpa always argue? 1382 01:16:22,996 --> 01:16:23,997 Um... 1383 01:16:26,666 --> 01:16:27,792 Well, sometimes. 1384 01:16:29,085 --> 01:16:30,127 But after your grandma died, 1385 01:16:30,128 --> 01:16:32,462 something that should have brought us closer together 1386 01:16:32,463 --> 01:16:34,424 actually made us grow farther apart. 1387 01:16:36,092 --> 01:16:38,636 I don't know. It happens sometimes. 1388 01:16:41,764 --> 01:16:42,849 I miss her, too. 1389 01:16:44,309 --> 01:16:45,434 She was funny. 1390 01:16:45,435 --> 01:16:47,312 She always smelled like peppermints. 1391 01:16:51,733 --> 01:16:53,109 After she passed away... 1392 01:16:55,486 --> 01:16:57,322 my dad just kind of walled himself off. 1393 01:16:58,948 --> 01:17:00,908 Think he regretted not spending more time with us. 1394 01:17:01,743 --> 01:17:03,828 He must have been really sad. 1395 01:17:08,333 --> 01:17:09,417 You know something? 1396 01:17:12,503 --> 01:17:15,047 My mom had the best Christmases ever. 1397 01:17:15,048 --> 01:17:16,882 Every room in the house was decorated with lights. 1398 01:17:16,883 --> 01:17:19,969 The presents were wrapped perfectly, and the... 1399 01:17:21,179 --> 01:17:22,847 And the tree, the tree was, 1400 01:17:24,390 --> 01:17:26,830 I don't know, it was just lit up, you know, like a wonderland. 1401 01:17:29,687 --> 01:17:33,023 When Grandpa starts griping about our Christmas, I... 1402 01:17:33,024 --> 01:17:35,233 He's really just missing Grandma. 1403 01:17:35,234 --> 01:17:36,694 Uh, well... 1404 01:17:47,914 --> 01:17:49,832 Never really thought about it like that. 1405 01:17:51,042 --> 01:17:52,043 Um... 1406 01:17:53,461 --> 01:17:54,671 Hey, good night. 1407 01:17:58,716 --> 01:18:00,259 Merry Christmas. 1408 01:18:02,679 --> 01:18:03,805 Good night. 1409 01:18:06,683 --> 01:18:08,101 Do you think I'm crazy? 1410 01:18:09,060 --> 01:18:11,979 No. I believe you believe what you're saying. 1411 01:18:13,523 --> 01:18:14,816 You say that every time. 1412 01:18:18,528 --> 01:18:20,278 It's funny, though. 1413 01:18:20,279 --> 01:18:24,700 Reliving the same day is like watching a movie over and over again, 1414 01:18:24,701 --> 01:18:26,911 and nothing's what I thought it was. 1415 01:18:28,663 --> 01:18:32,332 Well, if what you're saying is true and you're not pulling my leg, 1416 01:18:32,333 --> 01:18:33,918 which I'm sure you are, 1417 01:18:35,086 --> 01:18:36,461 sounds to me like you've been given a chance 1418 01:18:36,462 --> 01:18:37,754 to make Christmas perfect. 1419 01:18:37,755 --> 01:18:39,256 That's what I thought, too. 1420 01:18:39,257 --> 01:18:41,633 But as far as Grandpa and Dad, 1421 01:18:41,634 --> 01:18:43,636 maybe perfect isn't attainable. 1422 01:18:48,224 --> 01:18:53,562 You know, you once told me that the best thing about Christmas 1423 01:18:53,563 --> 01:18:55,605 is it forces you to slow down 1424 01:18:55,606 --> 01:18:58,108 and look up at all that's around you. 1425 01:18:58,109 --> 01:18:59,402 I said that? 1426 01:19:00,361 --> 01:19:01,863 Guess I'm smart. 1427 01:19:03,197 --> 01:19:04,699 Forces you to look up. 1428 01:19:10,621 --> 01:19:12,623 You just gave me an idea. Thanks. 1429 01:19:14,834 --> 01:19:15,960 Welcome. 1430 01:19:53,164 --> 01:19:55,123 What's going on here? 1431 01:19:55,124 --> 01:19:57,209 I need you to enhance this photo of the ornament 1432 01:19:57,210 --> 01:19:58,377 that's on top of the tree. 1433 01:19:59,879 --> 01:20:01,672 And I raided your Duracells. 1434 01:20:02,840 --> 01:20:04,382 Um, how come? 1435 01:20:04,383 --> 01:20:06,761 No questions, okay, buddy? 1436 01:20:07,887 --> 01:20:09,763 Come on, Dad. What are you doing? You just got here! 1437 01:20:09,764 --> 01:20:11,473 Come on, I know when I'm not wanted. 1438 01:20:11,474 --> 01:20:13,892 - What? Grandpa, don't go. - Pete, please. 1439 01:20:13,893 --> 01:20:15,727 You can't! 1440 01:20:15,728 --> 01:20:17,354 Y'all have a nice Christmas. 1441 01:20:17,355 --> 01:20:19,523 Wait! Before you go, 1442 01:20:19,524 --> 01:20:22,109 you might want to slow down and take a look up... 1443 01:20:24,070 --> 01:20:25,071 at the tree. 1444 01:20:32,411 --> 01:20:35,372 You found the Christmas star. 1445 01:20:35,373 --> 01:20:37,791 We just recreated it. 1446 01:20:37,792 --> 01:20:39,793 It's amazing. 1447 01:20:39,794 --> 01:20:43,005 It's a gift from all of us to you and Dad, 1448 01:20:44,006 --> 01:20:45,591 memories old and new. 1449 01:20:47,009 --> 01:20:48,094 It's perfect. 1450 01:20:49,595 --> 01:20:51,388 Remember that picture? 1451 01:20:51,389 --> 01:20:53,182 It's Mom at the bake sale. 1452 01:20:54,308 --> 01:20:56,352 Yeah, that's the year I burned the turkey. 1453 01:21:01,482 --> 01:21:03,484 Look how happy we were. 1454 01:21:05,111 --> 01:21:06,237 Yeah, we were. 1455 01:21:07,822 --> 01:21:09,407 Well, I really should go. 1456 01:21:13,119 --> 01:21:14,328 Uh, Dad? 1457 01:21:18,040 --> 01:21:19,709 I'd like to ask you to stay for Christmas, 1458 01:21:20,877 --> 01:21:23,045 and that's an invitation that's long overdue. 1459 01:21:26,716 --> 01:21:27,966 Really, I gotta go. 1460 01:21:27,967 --> 01:21:29,760 I can't impose anymore. 1461 01:21:30,720 --> 01:21:32,012 Sorry, Grandpa. 1462 01:21:32,013 --> 01:21:33,431 You're not going anywhere tonight. 1463 01:21:35,683 --> 01:21:40,062 You know, I was a pretty mean linebacker back in 1968. 1464 01:21:41,230 --> 01:21:43,441 Then you have to go through me. 1465 01:21:44,901 --> 01:21:45,985 And me. 1466 01:21:48,446 --> 01:21:49,697 Oh, boy. 1467 01:21:53,951 --> 01:21:55,328 And me, Dad. 1468 01:22:00,249 --> 01:22:01,291 You guys broke me. 1469 01:22:01,292 --> 01:22:02,876 I mean, I'll stay another night. 1470 01:22:02,877 --> 01:22:05,004 What can I do, you know. 1471 01:22:06,005 --> 01:22:07,924 - Thank you, Grandpa. - Thank you. 1472 01:22:13,888 --> 01:22:16,723 As long as I'm gonna be stuck in a day, 1473 01:22:16,724 --> 01:22:18,100 let it be this one. 1474 01:22:28,152 --> 01:22:29,153 What? 1475 01:22:35,952 --> 01:22:37,620 The train didn't crash. 1476 01:22:39,372 --> 01:22:41,081 Nothing stops the Red Liner Express 1477 01:22:41,082 --> 01:22:44,168 from its 7:35 AM departure. 1478 01:22:48,005 --> 01:22:49,090 Wait a minute. 1479 01:22:57,682 --> 01:22:58,724 Okay. 1480 01:22:59,558 --> 01:23:01,184 Hey. Morning, Pete. 1481 01:23:01,185 --> 01:23:03,895 Hey, you gave us some Christmas. 1482 01:23:03,896 --> 01:23:05,438 So Christmas is over? 1483 01:23:05,439 --> 01:23:08,317 Honey, I'm sorry Christmas is over, too. 1484 01:23:10,528 --> 01:23:11,529 It's okay. 1485 01:23:12,989 --> 01:23:13,990 It's more than okay. 1486 01:23:15,533 --> 01:23:18,451 Look how much the star looks like the one that Mom made. 1487 01:23:18,452 --> 01:23:19,995 - No, better. - Yeah. 1488 01:23:19,996 --> 01:23:21,329 No, no! 1489 01:23:21,330 --> 01:23:22,957 Touching by you is out. 1490 01:23:25,167 --> 01:23:26,960 Good evening, radio land. 1491 01:23:26,961 --> 01:23:28,545 Don't touch that dial. 1492 01:23:28,546 --> 01:23:31,381 Hope you enjoyed that meteor shower last night. 1493 01:23:31,382 --> 01:23:32,799 Christmas may be over, 1494 01:23:32,800 --> 01:23:35,760 but New Year's Eve is just around the corner. 1495 01:23:35,761 --> 01:23:38,723 Music classics are coming at you all night long. 1496 01:23:43,269 --> 01:23:44,519 - Hi. - Hey. 1497 01:23:44,520 --> 01:23:46,688 What a fantastic party. 1498 01:23:46,689 --> 01:23:48,398 And the food looks delicious. 1499 01:23:48,399 --> 01:23:50,191 Oh, you guys can put those over here. 1500 01:23:50,192 --> 01:23:51,818 Okay. 1501 01:23:51,819 --> 01:23:53,653 Hey, guys, I baked all these cookies, 1502 01:23:53,654 --> 01:23:54,654 so make sure you eat up. 1503 01:23:54,655 --> 01:23:55,739 Okay. 1504 01:23:55,740 --> 01:23:56,740 How you guys doing? 1505 01:23:56,741 --> 01:23:57,867 Good. 1506 01:23:59,201 --> 01:24:02,620 Dude, you want to play with my new Christmas toy? 1507 01:24:02,621 --> 01:24:04,372 Sure. I'll show you my telescope. 1508 01:24:04,373 --> 01:24:05,999 I'm so glad you could make it. 1509 01:24:06,000 --> 01:24:09,210 Oh, it's my pleasure, dear. 1510 01:24:09,211 --> 01:24:12,839 It's always nice to have some holiday cheer. 1511 01:24:12,840 --> 01:24:15,300 I'd like to introduce you to my father-in-law. 1512 01:24:15,301 --> 01:24:18,678 George, you remember our neighbor, Josephine? 1513 01:24:18,679 --> 01:24:21,765 The lady with the great spirit 1514 01:24:21,766 --> 01:24:23,934 and a touch of a Philadelphia accent? 1515 01:24:25,269 --> 01:24:27,688 - Foxborough born and bred. - Attagirl. 1516 01:24:32,276 --> 01:24:35,570 Honey, keep some hot toddy hot for me. 1517 01:24:35,571 --> 01:24:37,697 I'll be back in an hour. 1518 01:24:37,698 --> 01:24:38,990 What's with the outfit? 1519 01:24:38,991 --> 01:24:40,658 I've got that job interview with the software firm, 1520 01:24:40,659 --> 01:24:41,868 thanks to Pete. 1521 01:24:41,869 --> 01:24:43,453 So do I look hip? 1522 01:24:43,454 --> 01:24:46,456 Honey, anyone who meets you won't have any doubt. 1523 01:24:46,457 --> 01:24:48,042 Save some of that for me. 1524 01:24:51,837 --> 01:24:53,047 Hey, Grandpa? 1525 01:24:54,006 --> 01:24:55,299 Yes, sir? 1526 01:24:56,759 --> 01:24:57,842 Thanks for nothing. 1527 01:24:57,843 --> 01:25:00,095 Excuse me? 1528 01:25:00,096 --> 01:25:01,429 Remember that Christmas box you gave me, 1529 01:25:01,430 --> 01:25:03,099 the one full of nothing? 1530 01:25:04,391 --> 01:25:05,725 Finally figured it out. 1531 01:25:05,726 --> 01:25:07,227 What is it? 1532 01:25:07,228 --> 01:25:09,772 I realized that life's like an empty box. 1533 01:25:10,689 --> 01:25:13,024 It doesn't matter what you get out of it. 1534 01:25:13,025 --> 01:25:16,153 What really matters is what you put into it. 1535 01:25:24,870 --> 01:25:26,080 It's a music box. 1536 01:25:26,997 --> 01:25:28,165 It was broken. 1537 01:25:29,333 --> 01:25:31,252 Must have fixed itself. 1538 01:25:35,840 --> 01:25:39,093 Like a whole lot of other things around here. 1539 01:25:40,136 --> 01:25:41,178 I love you. 1540 01:25:43,097 --> 01:25:46,975 So did you end up having a merry Christmas 1541 01:25:46,976 --> 01:25:48,602 or a merry, merry Christmas? 1542 01:25:50,396 --> 01:25:51,981 You know, I've lost count, 1543 01:25:53,315 --> 01:25:57,319 but that's just fine with me. 1544 01:26:09,206 --> 01:26:12,376 Ho ho ho!? 99280