Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated:
1
00:00:08,369 --> 00:00:09,702
Today, the prosecution calls
2
00:00:09,704 --> 00:00:12,038
an expert witness
to dismantle my timeline.
3
00:00:12,040 --> 00:00:13,206
That expert witness?
4
00:00:13,208 --> 00:00:14,941
Dwayne. My Dwayne.
5
00:00:14,943 --> 00:00:16,375
He's never let me down before.
6
00:00:16,377 --> 00:00:18,845
This would be a really bad time
to start.
7
00:00:18,847 --> 00:00:20,112
Please state your name and position.
8
00:00:20,114 --> 00:00:21,314
Dwayne Reed.
9
00:00:21,316 --> 00:00:23,334
Uh, seated criss-cross applesauce.
10
00:00:23,359 --> 00:00:26,076
Officer Reed, what is a "rum hole"?
11
00:00:26,473 --> 00:00:28,910
Sorry. Rum hole's a funny word.
12
00:00:29,037 --> 00:00:31,371
You mind if I call it a hooch tube?
13
00:00:31,373 --> 00:00:33,819
The People do mind.
Just tell us what a rum hole is.
14
00:00:34,065 --> 00:00:36,660
It's a, uh, secret passageway
15
00:00:36,685 --> 00:00:39,320
used to transport illegal liquor
and avoid detection.
16
00:00:39,486 --> 00:00:42,382
The Pecks were rum runners
up until the 1970s.
17
00:00:42,384 --> 00:00:43,983
And how did you find this rum hole?
18
00:00:43,985 --> 00:00:47,520
Terrifying. Yet, fun as heck.
19
00:00:51,549 --> 00:00:53,960
So, the defense's rum hole...
20
00:00:53,962 --> 00:00:55,543
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
21
00:00:55,568 --> 00:00:57,704
Now I prefer the word "hooch tube."
22
00:00:59,022 --> 00:01:03,140
Fine. The defendant's hooch tube
23
00:01:03,142 --> 00:01:05,343
went from the murder pool,
where the victim was struck,
24
00:01:05,345 --> 00:01:08,612
down to the murder river,
where the victim was killed.
25
00:01:08,637 --> 00:01:10,776
Now, how long would it take
to travel that distance?
26
00:01:10,935 --> 00:01:12,188
It's impossible to say.
27
00:01:12,213 --> 00:01:13,533
According to your body-cam footage,
28
00:01:13,558 --> 00:01:14,941
it took you 2 minutes and 3 seconds.
29
00:01:14,943 --> 00:01:18,856
The defense timeline says
Lavinia had 15 minutes.
30
00:01:18,881 --> 00:01:21,157
That's a lot more
than 2 minutes, isn't it?
31
00:01:22,884 --> 00:01:25,485
I was told there'd be no math
on this testify.
32
00:01:25,487 --> 00:01:29,422
Officer Reed, in your expert opinion,
33
00:01:29,424 --> 00:01:32,358
is there any chance Lavinia Peck-Foster
34
00:01:32,360 --> 00:01:35,027
did not murder her husband?
35
00:01:38,935 --> 00:01:41,781
I would not say that.
36
00:01:41,783 --> 00:01:43,549
Officer Reed, you are under oath.
37
00:01:43,551 --> 00:01:44,739
You tell me right now,
38
00:01:44,764 --> 00:01:46,629
did Lavinia
39
00:01:47,055 --> 00:01:50,156
kill her husband or not?
40
00:01:51,312 --> 00:01:53,025
She did! She killed him bad!
41
00:01:54,129 --> 00:01:56,637
No further questions!
42
00:01:59,736 --> 00:02:01,302
Wait, wait!
43
00:02:01,304 --> 00:02:02,703
Wait, wait!
44
00:02:03,839 --> 00:02:05,673
This is a damn witch hunt!
45
00:02:05,675 --> 00:02:07,375
And I'm not talking about
46
00:02:07,377 --> 00:02:09,377
the actual Witch Hunt of 1994
when the crops failed
47
00:02:09,379 --> 00:02:11,946
and the Martin twins got exactly
what was coming to them.
48
00:02:11,948 --> 00:02:14,835
This walking traffic cone
is manipulating this court.
49
00:02:14,860 --> 00:02:16,694
My name has been dragged through the mud
50
00:02:16,696 --> 00:02:18,395
like a Reed through a hooch tube
51
00:02:18,397 --> 00:02:19,697
and I will not stand for it!
52
00:02:19,699 --> 00:02:21,834
I will not stand...
53
00:02:27,807 --> 00:02:29,326
The defendant rests.
54
00:02:29,863 --> 00:02:34,070
synced and corrected by susinz
*www.addic7ed.com*
55
00:02:39,284 --> 00:02:42,418
Well, that was a complete Reed show!
56
00:02:42,420 --> 00:02:44,287
If I were wearing my slapping gloves,
57
00:02:44,289 --> 00:02:46,956
you'd be tasting
fresh peacock skin by now.
58
00:02:46,958 --> 00:02:48,624
Here. I brought you a gift.
59
00:02:48,626 --> 00:02:50,259
It's a scented candle.
60
00:02:50,261 --> 00:02:52,261
Oh. Thank you.
61
00:02:52,520 --> 00:02:54,287
Wow. "Made in West Germany."
62
00:02:54,289 --> 00:02:55,688
It's the best Germany.
63
00:02:56,308 --> 00:02:57,339
So they say.
64
00:02:57,364 --> 00:02:58,797
Listen, today was rough,
65
00:02:58,799 --> 00:03:01,199
but we still have hundreds of suspects
66
00:03:01,201 --> 00:03:02,434
from the party to talk to.
67
00:03:02,436 --> 00:03:04,791
What about Edgar's apprentice, Amanda?
68
00:03:04,816 --> 00:03:06,158
They had a dalliance.
69
00:03:06,183 --> 00:03:09,015
Did you two ever "wokka, wokka, wokka"?
70
00:03:09,040 --> 00:03:10,953
Yes. We had sex.
71
00:03:10,955 --> 00:03:12,722
Yes. We know they slept together.
72
00:03:12,724 --> 00:03:14,757
He was [BLEEP] her?!
You said they had a dalliance!
73
00:03:14,759 --> 00:03:17,393
- I meant a kerfuffle!
- Mm!
74
00:03:17,395 --> 00:03:19,262
Amanda had an alibi.
75
00:03:19,264 --> 00:03:20,402
She was working that night.
76
00:03:20,427 --> 00:03:21,697
My team checked her out.
77
00:03:21,955 --> 00:03:23,799
Is that the same team that dallianced us
78
00:03:23,801 --> 00:03:25,201
on the stand today?
79
00:03:25,203 --> 00:03:29,309
Dwayne can be a major-league
dalliance-up.
80
00:03:29,334 --> 00:03:32,168
- Hmm.
- But he's also my right-hand man.
81
00:03:32,170 --> 00:03:35,541
Well, your right hand
fingered me in court!
82
00:03:35,818 --> 00:03:37,505
We need to choose our words better.
83
00:03:37,530 --> 00:03:39,176
You need to get rid of that Reed.
84
00:03:40,563 --> 00:03:42,463
I can't fire Dwayne.
85
00:03:42,488 --> 00:03:45,255
He's my lead investigator,
and I trust him.
86
00:03:45,257 --> 00:03:48,125
Both of our lives
are on the line, Lawyer.
87
00:03:48,127 --> 00:03:49,836
I could end up rotting in jail
88
00:03:49,861 --> 00:03:52,795
while you're tied to a stake
and tossed into Peck Canyon.
89
00:03:55,200 --> 00:03:57,309
This isn't West Germany, Lawyer.
90
00:03:57,334 --> 00:03:58,969
They will kill you.
91
00:03:59,080 --> 00:04:00,715
You need to pick a side.
92
00:04:01,478 --> 00:04:03,878
Peck or Reed.
93
00:04:08,695 --> 00:04:10,209
- Right now?
- Soon.
94
00:04:12,739 --> 00:04:14,806
How do I fire Dwayne?
95
00:04:15,574 --> 00:04:16,700
He was the first guy I met here.
96
00:04:16,725 --> 00:04:18,409
I'm your lead investigator!
97
00:04:18,411 --> 00:04:20,211
He would do anything for me.
98
00:04:22,429 --> 00:04:24,395
I don't like this!
99
00:04:27,785 --> 00:04:29,849
I have to keep my emotions out of it.
100
00:04:30,593 --> 00:04:32,590
My job is to save my client's life.
101
00:04:32,615 --> 00:04:34,307
That's more important than friendship.
102
00:04:36,955 --> 00:04:38,327
You wanted to see me?
103
00:04:38,352 --> 00:04:39,828
Yeah. Have a seat.
104
00:04:41,133 --> 00:04:42,499
This is very hard for me to say.
105
00:04:42,524 --> 00:04:43,823
Oh, just do what I do.
106
00:04:43,848 --> 00:04:45,248
Sound it out in your head.
107
00:04:45,250 --> 00:04:48,818
That way you don't get... embarrassed.
108
00:04:51,256 --> 00:04:53,256
We can't work together
on this case anymore.
109
00:04:54,378 --> 00:04:56,086
Can't say I didn't see this coming.
110
00:04:56,174 --> 00:04:57,312
You can visit all you you want,
111
00:04:57,314 --> 00:04:58,647
but you should probably
clear out your stuff
112
00:04:58,649 --> 00:05:00,253
- by end of day.
- Dwayne...
113
00:05:01,102 --> 00:05:02,451
you're fired.
114
00:05:03,069 --> 00:05:04,568
You're firing me?
115
00:05:04,593 --> 00:05:07,022
I'm sorry, but I have to do
what's best for the case.
116
00:05:07,402 --> 00:05:10,069
I didn't even want to take
this case in the first place!
117
00:05:10,094 --> 00:05:11,360
The least you could do is let me quit!
118
00:05:11,362 --> 00:05:12,795
Fine. You can quit.
119
00:05:12,797 --> 00:05:14,730
I don't want to quit! I love it here!
120
00:05:14,732 --> 00:05:16,832
I'm sorry. And after the case is over...
121
00:05:16,834 --> 00:05:18,162
No, I...
122
00:05:18,741 --> 00:05:20,021
It's okay.
123
00:05:21,102 --> 00:05:22,531
I know the drill.
124
00:05:38,559 --> 00:05:40,926
Hey, buddy. I just wanted to
see how you were holding up.
125
00:05:40,928 --> 00:05:42,310
It hurts!
126
00:05:42,850 --> 00:05:44,950
It hurts so bad!
127
00:05:46,374 --> 00:05:48,397
The mailbox you have called is full.
128
00:05:51,290 --> 00:05:53,790
- Hey, Anne.
- The entire office is freaking out
129
00:05:53,792 --> 00:05:55,425
that you're going to fire them.
130
00:05:55,770 --> 00:05:56,860
It's just you and me here.
131
00:05:56,862 --> 00:05:59,196
I'm just saying, morale is really low.
132
00:05:59,477 --> 00:06:00,976
You should give a speech.
133
00:06:01,636 --> 00:06:02,740
Okay.
134
00:06:03,608 --> 00:06:05,549
Everyone, gather around!
135
00:06:07,837 --> 00:06:10,487
I know that there has been
a lot of whispering
136
00:06:10,512 --> 00:06:14,781
around the water cooler
about layoffs and such,
137
00:06:14,783 --> 00:06:17,184
but everyone's job is safe.
138
00:06:17,854 --> 00:06:18,951
Well, good.
139
00:06:18,976 --> 00:06:21,243
'Cause the office Christmas
party would've been a bummer.
140
00:06:21,268 --> 00:06:22,404
Mm.
141
00:06:23,122 --> 00:06:24,328
Today on "M-Towne,"
142
00:06:24,353 --> 00:06:26,820
the defense team reacts to a shake-up.
143
00:06:28,640 --> 00:06:30,497
Darkness surrounds me.
144
00:06:30,837 --> 00:06:33,227
Bank robbery in
progress at 2nd and Thornwell!
145
00:06:33,252 --> 00:06:34,546
Officer down!
146
00:06:34,926 --> 00:06:38,448
Yep. Officer very down!
147
00:06:42,198 --> 00:06:43,710
So, our timeline's in tatters
148
00:06:43,712 --> 00:06:45,137
and I had to fire Dwayne.
149
00:06:45,177 --> 00:06:46,947
Sure. Things seem bad.
150
00:06:47,179 --> 00:06:48,445
But, you know, it's East Peck.
151
00:06:48,447 --> 00:06:49,946
Everything seems bad at first.
152
00:06:49,948 --> 00:06:52,182
Our last hope is to find a new suspect,
153
00:06:52,184 --> 00:06:54,751
which means I need to interview
every last guest from the Gala.
154
00:06:54,753 --> 00:06:56,686
No matter how unhelpful.
155
00:06:56,688 --> 00:06:59,470
The only thing I killed at that
party was 40 shrimp, okay?
156
00:06:59,495 --> 00:07:01,200
You have said that about six times.
157
00:07:01,225 --> 00:07:03,560
It's true. 4-0, baby.
158
00:07:03,885 --> 00:07:05,195
4-0!
159
00:07:06,427 --> 00:07:07,974
4-0! Whoo-hoo!
160
00:07:07,999 --> 00:07:09,432
Hi. Do you have an appointment?
161
00:07:09,434 --> 00:07:12,101
No, but I have important information
162
00:07:12,103 --> 00:07:13,970
about the Edgar Foster murder.
163
00:07:14,241 --> 00:07:16,374
Oh. We're not taking walk-ins.
164
00:07:16,399 --> 00:07:17,774
We're shorthanded.
165
00:07:17,776 --> 00:07:19,809
My boss fired half the staff.
166
00:07:19,811 --> 00:07:21,878
Uh, what kind of information
do you have?
167
00:07:23,026 --> 00:07:26,494
Well, I saw who murdered Edgar Foster.
168
00:07:29,139 --> 00:07:30,153
It was...
169
00:07:30,155 --> 00:07:31,255
Oh!
170
00:07:31,486 --> 00:07:33,089
4-0!
171
00:07:33,449 --> 00:07:34,548
Whoo!
172
00:07:34,550 --> 00:07:36,016
Why don't we talk in my office?
173
00:07:36,018 --> 00:07:37,518
All right.
174
00:07:38,544 --> 00:07:41,838
So, I was at the Gala
and I had to use the restroom.
175
00:07:42,504 --> 00:07:45,366
And the Houseboy said
I could just use the pool...
176
00:07:47,568 --> 00:07:48,559
Oh!
177
00:07:48,584 --> 00:07:50,097
- Speed past that part, please.
- Oh.
178
00:07:50,099 --> 00:07:51,779
So, I got to the pool house,
179
00:07:51,804 --> 00:07:53,804
and I saw Edgar arguing with this man.
180
00:07:53,806 --> 00:07:57,707
Then the man hit Edgar
and Edgar just dropped.
181
00:07:57,709 --> 00:08:00,343
And then the man turned, so I ran.
182
00:08:00,704 --> 00:08:02,971
And I've been running ever since.
183
00:08:02,996 --> 00:08:06,483
This wasn't the man, was it?
184
00:08:07,240 --> 00:08:09,901
No, that's Lavinia with a mustache.
185
00:08:09,926 --> 00:08:12,660
The man I saw had alabaster hair.
186
00:08:16,464 --> 00:08:18,204
Good morning, Lavinia.
187
00:08:19,100 --> 00:08:20,733
I hope you don't mind.
188
00:08:20,735 --> 00:08:22,101
I'm having a light breakfast.
189
00:08:22,103 --> 00:08:24,430
I'd offer you some,
but I'm sure you're stuffed
190
00:08:24,455 --> 00:08:26,205
from eating so much [BLEEP]
in the courtroom.
191
00:08:26,578 --> 00:08:29,012
You should know I fired Dwayne.
192
00:08:29,014 --> 00:08:30,480
Oh, Lawyer!
193
00:08:30,482 --> 00:08:32,349
Oh! Lawyer, oh!
194
00:08:32,351 --> 00:08:36,053
I'm so happy! I'm so happy! Oh!
195
00:08:36,055 --> 00:08:37,421
I do have some more good news.
196
00:08:37,630 --> 00:08:39,296
We have a new witness.
197
00:08:39,649 --> 00:08:41,565
Your Houseboy confirms
he saw her at the party
198
00:08:41,567 --> 00:08:43,367
and she has a very detailed
recollection.
199
00:08:43,369 --> 00:08:45,979
Also, you must clean your pool.
200
00:08:46,004 --> 00:08:47,437
Wonderful!
201
00:08:47,673 --> 00:08:50,340
I have the perfect gift for you.
202
00:08:51,254 --> 00:08:52,486
Hmm.
203
00:08:55,000 --> 00:08:56,666
No.
204
00:08:57,611 --> 00:08:59,716
Your very own slapping gloves.
205
00:09:00,144 --> 00:09:01,151
Hmm.
206
00:09:01,424 --> 00:09:02,557
Don't know what to say.
207
00:09:02,559 --> 00:09:04,225
Except no.
208
00:09:04,965 --> 00:09:06,394
Try them.
209
00:09:07,245 --> 00:09:08,262
Slap yourself.
210
00:09:08,606 --> 00:09:09,797
Here you go. Slap it.
211
00:09:09,799 --> 00:09:11,422
I'd rather... Slap it!
212
00:09:11,447 --> 00:09:12,767
Harder.
213
00:09:14,047 --> 00:09:15,197
And, Ms. Clipf,
214
00:09:15,999 --> 00:09:18,709
can you describe the person
you saw strike Edgar?
215
00:09:18,780 --> 00:09:20,847
He had alabaster hair.
216
00:09:20,849 --> 00:09:23,650
He! My client is clearly not a he.
217
00:09:23,652 --> 00:09:26,185
What did the man
with the alabaster hair,
218
00:09:26,187 --> 00:09:31,357
who is not my client,
say as he struck Edgar Foster?
219
00:09:31,359 --> 00:09:34,619
"I'm not your brother!
I'm not your friend!"
220
00:09:34,761 --> 00:09:37,444
And then came the mighty blow and I ran.
221
00:09:38,090 --> 00:09:39,790
And I've been running ever since.
222
00:09:40,935 --> 00:09:42,468
No further questions.
223
00:09:42,657 --> 00:09:44,557
Brava, Lawyer! Brava.
224
00:09:44,559 --> 00:09:46,292
- Little kiss. Kissy-kiss.
- No. No.
225
00:09:46,294 --> 00:09:47,763
Kiss it! Kiss it!
226
00:09:48,230 --> 00:09:51,197
Ms. Clipf, are you a fan of "M-Towne"?
227
00:09:51,199 --> 00:09:53,099
Oh, I've never missed an episode.
228
00:09:53,591 --> 00:09:56,230
- I'm obsessed.
- May I play something for you then?
229
00:09:58,702 --> 00:10:01,602
"I'm not your brother
and I'm not your friend!"
230
00:10:01,604 --> 00:10:04,138
Then came the mighty blow and I ran.
231
00:10:04,140 --> 00:10:07,241
And he's been running ever since.
232
00:10:07,243 --> 00:10:11,463
That was from an episode of
"M-Towne, Season One: Detroit,"
233
00:10:11,488 --> 00:10:14,425
called "The Alabaster Bastard."
234
00:10:14,450 --> 00:10:15,903
Objection...
235
00:10:16,678 --> 00:10:17,893
Spoilers.
236
00:10:17,895 --> 00:10:19,536
Your Honor, this woman
was not a witness,
237
00:10:19,561 --> 00:10:21,528
but instead, an "M-Towne" obsessed loon
238
00:10:21,530 --> 00:10:23,563
looking for 15 minutes of fame.
239
00:10:23,565 --> 00:10:25,298
And to get back at my ex
240
00:10:25,300 --> 00:10:27,000
who said I would never
amount to anything.
241
00:10:27,002 --> 00:10:29,036
Well [BLEEP] you, Barrel Peters!
242
00:10:30,714 --> 00:10:32,135
Take me back!
243
00:10:32,775 --> 00:10:34,141
Barrel!
244
00:10:34,143 --> 00:10:35,308
Josh?
245
00:10:35,310 --> 00:10:37,377
I told you no walk-ins.
246
00:10:38,419 --> 00:10:41,348
In hindsight, I probably
should've listened to "M-Towne."
247
00:10:42,433 --> 00:10:43,784
Uh!
248
00:10:44,307 --> 00:10:46,149
Stake coming through!
249
00:10:53,615 --> 00:10:56,275
I can't believe this is how it ends.
250
00:10:56,498 --> 00:10:57,831
I'm not giving up on you.
251
00:10:57,833 --> 00:11:00,233
Lawyer, there's so much I haven't done.
252
00:11:00,876 --> 00:11:02,894
I've never ridden in a hot air balloon.
253
00:11:03,553 --> 00:11:06,539
I've never made love to a full-size man.
254
00:11:06,541 --> 00:11:08,041
Okay, that's probably enough
right there.
255
00:11:08,043 --> 00:11:10,443
Promise me if I'm convicted...
256
00:11:10,445 --> 00:11:13,646
- I... I can't do that.
- ...you will beg the court
257
00:11:13,648 --> 00:11:16,783
to give me one last
hot air balloon ride.
258
00:11:16,785 --> 00:11:19,052
Oh. Okay.
259
00:11:19,512 --> 00:11:20,703
Then...
260
00:11:21,423 --> 00:11:22,889
you'll [BLEEP] me.
261
00:11:22,891 --> 00:11:24,771
- You're drunk, Lavinia.
- No, you're...
262
00:11:25,527 --> 00:11:26,593
I need to sit down.
263
00:11:26,595 --> 00:11:28,828
Yes. Why don't you just lie down?
264
00:11:28,830 --> 00:11:29,863
Here.
265
00:11:29,865 --> 00:11:31,097
- Lawyer?
- Mm-hmm?
266
00:11:31,099 --> 00:11:33,776
Do you have children or are you barren?
267
00:11:34,006 --> 00:11:35,535
Well, I'm... I'm not barren.
268
00:11:35,537 --> 00:11:37,470
In fact, there's a one-in-six chance
269
00:11:37,472 --> 00:11:39,706
that I might have
a little baby lawyer coming.
270
00:11:39,908 --> 00:11:43,443
Promise me that you will have children.
271
00:11:44,475 --> 00:11:49,682
The world would be a much better
place with more of you.
272
00:11:51,643 --> 00:11:52,752
Thank you, Lavinia.
273
00:11:52,961 --> 00:11:55,121
Spread your seed, Lawyer!
274
00:11:55,123 --> 00:11:56,756
Like a gardener.
275
00:11:56,758 --> 00:11:58,725
Oh, they [BLEEP] everything.
276
00:11:58,727 --> 00:12:00,093
I'm gonna lie down.
277
00:12:00,095 --> 00:12:01,556
Yeah, yeah.
278
00:12:02,564 --> 00:12:05,832
One of the secretaries
had too much to drink at lunch.
279
00:12:06,050 --> 00:12:08,535
Also, I have Josh for Secret Santa.
280
00:12:08,537 --> 00:12:09,702
Well, who'd Josh get?
281
00:12:09,758 --> 00:12:11,905
I don't know, but I hope it's not me.
282
00:12:12,382 --> 00:12:13,981
Dwayne!
283
00:12:15,430 --> 00:12:17,242
No! No!
284
00:12:17,520 --> 00:12:18,678
This is a professional visit.
285
00:12:18,680 --> 00:12:21,681
I'm here in my capacity
as an EPPD Officer.
286
00:12:22,741 --> 00:12:23,850
I totally understand.
287
00:12:23,852 --> 00:12:25,451
Per police protocol,
288
00:12:25,453 --> 00:12:28,755
I am unable to share evidence
with civilians.
289
00:12:29,602 --> 00:12:31,558
Such as this thumb drive,
290
00:12:31,560 --> 00:12:34,761
which may or may not contain
an EPPD intake video
291
00:12:34,763 --> 00:12:36,162
from the night of the Gala.
292
00:12:36,164 --> 00:12:39,054
So, which is it? Should we watch or not?
293
00:12:39,079 --> 00:12:41,280
We don't have time for this [BLEEP]
294
00:12:42,826 --> 00:12:44,292
Edgar's assistant.
295
00:12:44,294 --> 00:12:47,695
Amanda was picked up for
driving drunk on Big Peck Drive,
296
00:12:47,697 --> 00:12:49,465
the only road leaving Peck Gardens,
297
00:12:49,490 --> 00:12:51,394
around the time Edgar was killed.
298
00:12:52,707 --> 00:12:55,003
I'm not drunk. I can't drink right now.
299
00:12:55,005 --> 00:12:56,738
Then why were you driving recklessly?
300
00:12:56,740 --> 00:12:58,139
I was upset.
301
00:12:58,141 --> 00:13:00,143
I'd just had a fight
with my old boss and...
302
00:13:03,146 --> 00:13:05,146
Oh! Jesus, Dwayne!
303
00:13:05,148 --> 00:13:07,715
That's happened all three times
I've watched this!
304
00:13:07,717 --> 00:13:09,832
Okay, wait, she got in a fight
with her old boss,
305
00:13:09,857 --> 00:13:10,943
who was Edgar.
306
00:13:10,968 --> 00:13:13,068
Then she threw up but wasn't drinking.
307
00:13:14,824 --> 00:13:16,624
What if Amanda was pregnant?
308
00:13:21,798 --> 00:13:24,632
So, you boys want to know about
one of my patients?
309
00:13:24,634 --> 00:13:26,835
Yes. Amanda Silva?
310
00:13:27,468 --> 00:13:28,483
Breed?
311
00:13:28,508 --> 00:13:29,938
That's what we're trying to find out.
312
00:13:29,940 --> 00:13:31,239
She's a human.
313
00:13:31,241 --> 00:13:32,774
Now, I know that federal law
prevents you
314
00:13:32,776 --> 00:13:34,108
from disclosing personal information...
315
00:13:34,110 --> 00:13:37,979
Amanda Silva, social 987-65-4329,
316
00:13:37,981 --> 00:13:40,034
VISA ending in 2889.
317
00:13:40,059 --> 00:13:41,646
Not a virgin, that's for sure.
318
00:13:41,844 --> 00:13:44,318
Aw, is that little guy a dachshund?
319
00:13:45,135 --> 00:13:46,187
I can't tell you that.
320
00:13:46,189 --> 00:13:49,067
We take doctor/pet
confidentiality very seriously.
321
00:13:49,326 --> 00:13:50,692
But obviously not.
322
00:13:51,048 --> 00:13:52,360
Can we come back to Amanda?
323
00:13:52,362 --> 00:13:54,028
Well, the chlamydia did.
324
00:13:54,939 --> 00:13:57,131
And it looks like she came in
on October 12th
325
00:13:57,133 --> 00:13:59,734
for a pregnancy test,
which came out positive.
326
00:14:01,001 --> 00:14:03,104
October 12th was the night of the Gala!
327
00:14:03,106 --> 00:14:04,906
- Our theory checks out.
- Hold on.
328
00:14:04,908 --> 00:14:08,176
A week later, we realized it
was a false positive due to...
329
00:14:10,053 --> 00:14:11,139
doctor error.
330
00:14:11,164 --> 00:14:12,747
Turns out, she just had a bad flu.
331
00:14:12,749 --> 00:14:14,315
Well, no harm, no foul.
332
00:14:14,452 --> 00:14:17,487
Remember, we're just here
to question her.
333
00:14:17,854 --> 00:14:20,221
EPPD! Open the door!
334
00:14:20,223 --> 00:14:21,956
Dwayne! God!
335
00:14:22,206 --> 00:14:23,574
Sorry, Josh. You know I'm a
336
00:14:23,599 --> 00:14:25,927
shoot-doors-first,
open-doors-later kind of guy.
337
00:14:27,450 --> 00:14:28,728
Amanda?
338
00:14:31,676 --> 00:14:33,525
Oh, my!
339
00:14:33,803 --> 00:14:35,236
Oh!
340
00:14:37,357 --> 00:14:38,907
She's dead.
341
00:14:38,909 --> 00:14:40,942
Oh, my God.
342
00:14:40,944 --> 00:14:42,926
Oh...
343
00:14:46,149 --> 00:14:47,749
I'm sorry, Josh.
344
00:14:47,751 --> 00:14:49,350
You know I laugh inappropriately
345
00:14:49,352 --> 00:14:52,595
but this dead girl
is pretty inappropriate!
346
00:14:55,759 --> 00:14:57,859
Oh, God! I shot her!
347
00:14:57,861 --> 00:14:59,160
They taught us this at the academy.
348
00:14:59,162 --> 00:15:01,663
I got to make it look
like she shot first.
349
00:15:02,131 --> 00:15:03,321
Somebody shoot me.
350
00:15:03,346 --> 00:15:05,266
- I'll do it.
- No! No!
351
00:15:05,359 --> 00:15:08,036
- Stop shooting each other!
- Oh.
352
00:15:08,061 --> 00:15:09,588
I think this was a suicide.
353
00:15:09,613 --> 00:15:12,140
Oh. She left a note.
354
00:15:13,110 --> 00:15:14,842
Oh, this is so sad.
355
00:15:17,407 --> 00:15:18,886
This is a confession.
356
00:15:20,632 --> 00:15:22,077
She killed Edgar.
357
00:15:22,883 --> 00:15:24,209
Then killed herself.
358
00:15:25,733 --> 00:15:26,808
It's over.
359
00:15:26,967 --> 00:15:28,934
Ah! Ahh!
360
00:15:29,159 --> 00:15:30,925
Dwayne, what the [BLEEP]
361
00:15:30,927 --> 00:15:32,160
Josh, I'm sorry.
362
00:15:32,162 --> 00:15:33,695
There was a round in the chamber.
363
00:15:33,697 --> 00:15:35,487
That's the only way I know
how to get it out.
364
00:15:37,857 --> 00:15:40,024
It's all safe now.
365
00:15:45,158 --> 00:15:47,074
"...which is why I killed Edgar.
366
00:15:47,844 --> 00:15:51,490
The guilt is too much
for me to stay in this world.
367
00:15:51,657 --> 00:15:52,952
God forgive me.
368
00:15:53,143 --> 00:15:56,765
Respectfully yours, Amanda Silva."
369
00:16:00,687 --> 00:16:02,587
When Amanda thought she was pregnant,
370
00:16:02,589 --> 00:16:04,956
she went to the Peck Gala
to confront Edgar.
371
00:16:04,958 --> 00:16:07,739
Clearly, she did not like
the way he took the news.
372
00:16:07,898 --> 00:16:09,788
She grabbed the Jessup clock
373
00:16:09,813 --> 00:16:12,106
and struck him in the head,
knocking him out!
374
00:16:12,107 --> 00:16:15,067
She panicked,
threw the body down the rum hole
375
00:16:15,351 --> 00:16:17,151
where he drowned in the Peck River.
376
00:16:17,290 --> 00:16:19,290
She got in her car to go
and retrieve the body,
377
00:16:19,419 --> 00:16:20,980
was pulled over for reckless driving.
378
00:16:21,194 --> 00:16:23,161
Upon being released by the police,
379
00:16:23,163 --> 00:16:25,296
she returns to the body in the river,
380
00:16:25,298 --> 00:16:29,868
realizes her only option
is to frame Lavinia,
381
00:16:29,870 --> 00:16:32,837
and so then
placed the body in a suitcase
382
00:16:33,836 --> 00:16:36,346
and planted it in my client's trunk.
383
00:16:36,827 --> 00:16:37,993
Wow.
384
00:16:38,393 --> 00:16:39,866
The perfect crime.
385
00:16:40,894 --> 00:16:42,533
Given this signed confession,
386
00:16:42,648 --> 00:16:47,185
the defense asks for
an immediate not guilty verdict.
387
00:16:48,522 --> 00:16:49,954
Hasn't my client been through enough?
388
00:16:49,956 --> 00:16:51,456
I have.
389
00:16:51,458 --> 00:16:54,415
The Michael Jackson drugs
won't get me to sleep anymore.
390
00:17:00,167 --> 00:17:02,333
As a mother,
it is important to demonstrate
391
00:17:02,335 --> 00:17:05,270
not only how to win,
but how to lose with grace.
392
00:17:05,700 --> 00:17:08,849
I need to be a role model
and show poise and dignity.
393
00:17:10,486 --> 00:17:12,343
But not for at least another month.
394
00:17:12,345 --> 00:17:14,279
You know she [BLEEP] did it!
395
00:17:14,281 --> 00:17:15,880
Look at her [BLEEP] face,
little [BLEEP] sitting there!
396
00:17:15,882 --> 00:17:17,482
Oh, you think, oh,
maybe she didn't [BLEEP] do it!
397
00:17:17,484 --> 00:17:21,019
Look at her [BLEEP] guilty face
grinning [BLEEP] ear-to-ear!
398
00:17:21,021 --> 00:17:22,987
Because she murdered him!
399
00:17:22,989 --> 00:17:24,055
Get the [BLEEP] off me.
400
00:17:24,057 --> 00:17:25,123
Y'all can [BLEEP]
401
00:17:25,125 --> 00:17:27,158
Suck all
402
00:17:27,160 --> 00:17:28,426
Suck my [BLEEP]
403
00:17:35,455 --> 00:17:36,868
Not guilty.
404
00:17:37,568 --> 00:17:39,170
Not guilty! Not guilty!
405
00:17:39,172 --> 00:17:40,951
I heard him! I heard him!
406
00:17:41,508 --> 00:17:43,308
We did it! Now, let's go celebrate
407
00:17:43,310 --> 00:17:45,143
in that hot air balloon
like you promised!
408
00:17:45,145 --> 00:17:46,553
- No, I didn't...
- Yeah, you did!
409
00:17:46,665 --> 00:17:48,313
I didn't... I didn't promise that!
410
00:17:48,315 --> 00:17:49,506
Oh, thank you!
411
00:17:49,531 --> 00:17:50,681
Danke!
412
00:17:52,202 --> 00:17:54,085
Things turned around
pretty quickly for us.
413
00:17:54,380 --> 00:17:56,078
♪ If you can take it ♪
414
00:17:57,828 --> 00:17:59,494
♪ Then she can shake it ♪
415
00:18:01,698 --> 00:18:03,365
♪ If you can move it ♪
416
00:18:04,935 --> 00:18:06,568
♪ Then she can move it ♪
417
00:18:09,239 --> 00:18:12,674
♪ But you're moving too much for me ♪
418
00:18:12,676 --> 00:18:16,225
♪ See and your grooving
is affecting me ♪
419
00:18:16,250 --> 00:18:18,847
Was it risky defending
the most beloved woman in town?
420
00:18:20,061 --> 00:18:21,294
Yeah, it was.
421
00:18:22,199 --> 00:18:23,543
But if you're gonna be a good lawyer,
422
00:18:23,568 --> 00:18:24,734
you have to take risks.
423
00:18:26,818 --> 00:18:28,196
Ohh!
424
00:18:29,244 --> 00:18:31,153
Plus, I knew Lavinia didn't do it.
425
00:18:33,931 --> 00:18:37,462
And the best part of all,
I rehired my right-hand man.
426
00:18:40,144 --> 00:18:41,934
The Dream Team is back together.
427
00:18:43,079 --> 00:18:44,292
Undefeated.
428
00:18:53,906 --> 00:18:55,499
Thank you, Peckers!
429
00:18:55,828 --> 00:18:57,194
Hi, darling!
430
00:18:57,577 --> 00:18:58,848
Lawyer.
431
00:19:01,786 --> 00:19:03,385
I don't know what to say.
432
00:19:03,593 --> 00:19:05,507
You're everything I hoped you'd be.
433
00:19:05,762 --> 00:19:07,595
Loyal and trustworthy.
434
00:19:07,597 --> 00:19:08,897
That's very kind.
435
00:19:08,899 --> 00:19:12,131
- Steady. Fast. Steadfast.
- Thank you.
436
00:19:12,177 --> 00:19:15,008
Bold. Beautiful. Young. Restless.
437
00:19:15,033 --> 00:19:16,466
Those are just words now.
438
00:19:16,707 --> 00:19:19,874
Mostly, I want to tell you that
439
00:19:19,899 --> 00:19:22,132
you're the first man in my life
who hasn't abandon me.
440
00:19:22,274 --> 00:19:24,353
And I'm... I'm...
441
00:19:26,572 --> 00:19:28,239
I want to thank you.
442
00:19:28,352 --> 00:19:29,541
I know.
443
00:19:29,581 --> 00:19:32,299
If this were a different time
and you were a little younger,
444
00:19:32,324 --> 00:19:34,625
I'd have you wearing me
like a hat tonight.
445
00:19:34,725 --> 00:19:37,367
Anyway, I brought you something.
446
00:19:38,002 --> 00:19:39,918
It's nothing important like money,
447
00:19:40,648 --> 00:19:42,697
but it does come from the heart, Lawyer.
448
00:19:43,802 --> 00:19:44,961
Thank you, Lavinia.
449
00:19:45,326 --> 00:19:46,433
If you'd care to join me,
450
00:19:46,458 --> 00:19:48,091
I'm going to have a bottle of absinthe,
451
00:19:48,366 --> 00:19:49,366
see what happens.
452
00:19:49,391 --> 00:19:51,325
I'm not wearing you home like a hat.
453
00:19:51,350 --> 00:19:52,628
Someone will.
454
00:19:59,483 --> 00:20:00,715
Congratulations!
455
00:20:00,717 --> 00:20:02,584
- Hey, thank you!
- You, too.
456
00:20:02,586 --> 00:20:04,081
Great season of "M-Towne."
457
00:20:04,106 --> 00:20:05,176
People keep saying.
458
00:20:05,201 --> 00:20:06,855
I swear that I'm gonna listen.
459
00:20:06,857 --> 00:20:09,724
It's just that I have this
90-second commute to work.
460
00:20:09,726 --> 00:20:11,953
Well, it was really great meeting you.
461
00:20:11,978 --> 00:20:13,762
And I want to say
I think it was really smart
462
00:20:13,764 --> 00:20:15,702
we didn't cross any boundaries
during the case.
463
00:20:15,727 --> 00:20:17,092
It would've been unprofessional.
464
00:20:17,117 --> 00:20:19,184
Yeah, I, uh... I totally agree.
465
00:20:21,338 --> 00:20:23,951
The case is over
and I'm leaving tomorrow.
466
00:20:24,050 --> 00:20:25,216
Mm-hmm.
467
00:20:25,314 --> 00:20:26,446
Want to get weird?
468
00:20:26,471 --> 00:20:27,945
Super weird.
469
00:20:28,591 --> 00:20:29,702
Let me just close my tab.
470
00:20:29,727 --> 00:20:31,679
Okay, I just have
a final interview with Lavinia,
471
00:20:31,681 --> 00:20:33,548
and then we can get going.
472
00:20:33,550 --> 00:20:35,090
Yes! Totally! Take your time.
473
00:20:35,165 --> 00:20:36,875
No rush at all. I'm cool.
474
00:20:37,171 --> 00:20:38,270
Cucumber city.
475
00:20:38,295 --> 00:20:39,933
Ride the pickle.
476
00:20:39,958 --> 00:20:41,024
Yes.
477
00:20:49,900 --> 00:20:51,114
"Thank you, Josh.
478
00:20:51,225 --> 00:20:52,439
You saved my life.
479
00:20:52,551 --> 00:20:54,098
I'm forever in your debt.
480
00:20:54,233 --> 00:20:55,418
Respectfully...
481
00:20:55,950 --> 00:20:57,283
respectfully..."
482
00:20:57,674 --> 00:21:00,675
Lavinia has a rather distinct style.
483
00:21:00,677 --> 00:21:03,018
Notice her use of the Royal R.
484
00:21:04,554 --> 00:21:05,730
No, no, no, no.
485
00:21:10,587 --> 00:21:12,487
No, no.
486
00:21:12,489 --> 00:21:13,855
No.
487
00:21:20,864 --> 00:21:23,186
Holy [BLEEP] she did it.
488
00:21:25,502 --> 00:21:32,149
synced and corrected by susinz
*www.addic7ed.com*
34024
Can't find what you're looking for?
Get subtitles in any language from opensubtitles.com, and translate them here.
Afrikaans
Akan
Albanian
Amharic
Arabic
Armenian
Azerbaijani
Basque
Belarusian
Bemba
Bengali
Bihari
Bosnian
Breton
Bulgarian
Cambodian
Catalan
Cebuano
Cherokee
Chichewa
Chinese (Simplified)
Chinese (Traditional)
Corsican
Czech
Danish
Dutch
Esperanto
Estonian
Faroese
Finnish
Galician
Georgian
German
Greek
Guarani
Haitian Creole
Hausa
Hawaiian
Hebrew
Hmong
Hungarian
Icelandic
Indonesian
Irish
Italian
Japanese
Kazakh
Kinyarwanda
Kirundi
Kongo
Korean
Krio (Sierra Leone)
Kurdish
Kyrgyz
Laothian
Latin
Latvian
Lithuanian
Luganda
Luo
Luxembourgish
Macedonian
Malagasy
Malay
Maltese
Maori
Mauritian Creole
Moldavian
Mongolian
Myanmar (Burmese)
Montenegrin
Nepali
Norwegian
Pashto
Persian
Polish
Portuguese (Brazil)
Portuguese (Portugal)
Quechua
Romanian
Romansh
Russian
Samoan
Scots Gaelic
Serbian
Sesotho
Setswana
Seychellois Creole
Shona
Sindhi
Sinhalese
Slovak
Slovenian
Somali
Spanish
Swedish
Tajik
Thai
Tigrinya
Tonga
Turkish
Turkmen
Ukrainian
Uzbek
Vietnamese
Welsh
Wolof