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[President Kennedy] Ask not what
your country can do for you.

Ask what you can do
for your country.

[President Reagan]
Mr. Gorbachev,

tear down this wall!

[President Franklin Roosevelt]
The only thing we have to fear

is fear itself!

[President Trump] "Uhh, I don't
know what I said. Uhh!"

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[man chanting
in native language]

[group
chanting in native language]

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[babbling]

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[rewinding]

I don't remember!

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[Narrator] On tonight's show,
Rick Sherman tries to make it

in the world
of electronic dance music.

Welcome to Miami, my brother.
Good to finally meet you, man.

Have a seat, man.
Make yourself at home.

Let's, uh --
Let's chop it up.

[lisping] So I started --
You know, I had two years left.

And I thought, "Am I gonna
waste my time here in jail?"

I thought, "No, I'm gonna
make an EDM track."

So that's what I did.

I went around and I recorded
things 'round jail.

So I'm gonna get
to hear this track?

Yeah, you want to hear it?

Can you tell me what
the different, like,

claps and basses
and all that --

Yeah. So one of the riffs
about 35 seconds in,

it's, like,
a dinner hall mess tray

smashing off someone's head.

[chanting, clanging]

And then, a lot of the basses
and the synth

and the twanging of the springs
under the top bunk.

[clanging]

[man] Hey, hey.

Then we got like, toilet
flushes, people, like, vomiting.

You know, pissing,
whatever.

♪ upbeat music plays ♪

[vomiting, splashing]

This is a buggery.
This is the buggery.

[wailing]

Is that you?

-What's that?
-Is that you?

Uh...

Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah, it was.

But you know what?
So what?

You know, we've got
someone being stabbed.

You know, I didn't do
the stabbing.

Sorry, mate,
I'm gonna stab you.

It's for a song.

[man screams]
♪ up-tempo music plays ♪

[indistinct shouting]

[banging]

It's a tragedy
when someone gets stabbed,

but the good thing is
I was there to record it.

And so, in a way,
they've given their life to art.

I mean, if it's happening,
might as well capture it.

Exactly.

♪ up-tempo music plays ♪

Watch your fucking teeth.

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I never saw
a fucking thing, mate.

I never saw a fucking thing.

I think that's
a masterpiece, man.

Kept me, like,
at the edge of my seat.

You're joking.
You're just mocking me.

No, no. Actually sounds very,
like, UK, too.

-I like that.
-Sure.

Well, they're all -- All
the people doing the stabbing

and the sodomy
are all British.

That's awesome, man.
I'm really interested in this.

If you're okay with it,
I'd like to put you, like,

in an actual,
real booth in a stage,

and I would love
to hear this dropped.

-That is amazing.
-Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Are there gonna be girls
at the club?

Yeah, yeah.
It's usually girls at the club.

Girls do love deejays, man.

Oh, really?
No, that's what I've heard.

-Yeah.
-[dirty chuckle]

-What for? What, like --
-And deejays love deejays.

And this --
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Once, you know,
you break the ice,

you're good, man.
You're back in the game.

-Break a what?
-Break the ice, you know?

Oh, I thought
you'd break her eyes.

No, no, no,
not "break her eyes."

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah,
I know that.

If I make all the calls,

I'll definitely find a party
that matches this sound.

And I'm definitely
gonna get it out there.

That would be amazing.
Brilliant.

-Later, my brother.
-Amazing.

[Jake Inphamous]
His whole story is extreme.

His music's extreme.

So I really think the scene
really needs stuff like that.

[Narrator]
Two days later, Jake called.

He'd scored an opportunity for
Rick, now renamed DJ Solitary,

to perform at Sway,

one of Florida's
most influential nightclubs.

-Jake!
-My man!

How's it going?

-What's going on, my brother.
-Hey, how are you?

-Hello.
-Wow!

-Hey!
-Wow, that's amazing.

Wow, they're, like,
real -- real girls.

-Yeah, they're real girls.
-Yeah, we're real girls.

Whoa, amazing.
Whoa.

So the question is, man,
you ready for tonight or what?

Yeah, right.
Jake said that deejays gets BJs.

What's a BJ?
What's a BJ?

Can you please tell him
what a BJ is?

-Oh.
-A blow job.

-Oh, like fellatio?
-Yes, like fellatio.

-Oh, oh, yeah.
-Deejays get BJs.

-For sure.
-Not necessarily from me,

but in general,
deejays get BJs.

Oh, no, no, no, I'm not assuming
at all it would come from you.

I'm a bit nervous 'cause I ain't
been around many dolly birds.

My mom always said,
you know,

"You're so ugly that you'd just
go out and start robbing."

And then, once I got caught,
she said,

"Luckily, you're so ugly
that no one's

actually gonna ever touch
your posterior."

But the joke's on her

'cause I actually got sodomized
almost every day.

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[crowd cheering]

We got something special
for you tonight.

We got DJ Solitary
making his United States debut.

Give it up for DJ Solitary!

[cheers and applause]

[cheers and applause]

[crowd cheering]

[cheering]

♪ up-tempo EDM plays ♪

Here we go!

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[man vomits, splashing]

[man grunting]

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[man groaning]

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I fucking love him.

I love him!
You did a great job.

I was crying.
I'm so proud of you.

-Oh, thank you so much.
-You did so good.

I need more of that.
I need more DJ Solitary.

-Give me another one.
-Oh, great.

BJ or no BJ?

Not from me,
but I can find you somebody.

-Oh, great. That would be great.
-I'll keep my eyes open.

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We are going to drain the swamp

in Washington, D.C.

There is a secret society
that I've found

called the
American Cancer Society.

Liberal elites are raising money

to give Americans cancer.

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I'm here with
Corey Lewandowski.

He was the campaign manager

for President Donald J. Trump.

And so
he helped get elected

the greatest president
we've had

whose gonna be looking after
the interests of the common man.

Corey. Good job, Corey.

[Reporter] Donald Trump's
campaign manager,

Corey Lewandowski,

charged for alleged simple
battery of a female reporter.

I read today about a 10-year-old
girl with Down syndrome

who was taken from her mother
and put in a cage.

-Womp, womp.
-I read about a -- a --

Did you just say,
"Womp, womp"?

Is Donald Trump a racist, or is
he the least racist man alive?

I can tell you this,
I had the privilege of standing

and sitting next
to candidate Trump

and now the president
for thousands of hours

over my tenure
running his campaign.

Never, ever, ever did
I ever hear him utter

a racist word
in his life, ever.

I mean,
if he was a racist,

why would he have moved
into a black man's house?

No, that's the people's house.
Look, the White House --

No, but he didn't rebuild it,
didn't say,

"I'm not gonna move in there,"
didn't knock it down.

The president doesn't
look at race. Never has.

-Of course.
-It's a non-issue to him.

I wanna say,
with Charlottesville,

where people attacked
our president,

why should the president
pick a side

between anti-fascist
and fascist?

He's the president
of all people.

There is a place
and a time

to disagree
with people everywhere, okay?

You don't have to agree
with people.

Wait, you have to respect them,
and you can't be attacking them.

Exactly, you can't be --

you can't be attacking honest,
fascist people

who just want to express
their right to start a genocide.

That is their right.

Look, I don't know about that,
but what I do know is this --

All right, okay.

If the law says that people
can do a peaceful protest,

they should be allowed
to do that.

Listen, I do not hate Jews.
I am not an anti-yosemite.

In fact, some of my
very good friends hate Jews.

Now let's talk about
mainstream media.

-Mm-hmm.
-Shouldn't we be worried about

who really owns the media?

I don't know who owns it.

I mean, I think it's
the shareholders who own it.

PBS.

PBS.

This may be public broadcasting,
but look at that.

if you move those bits
and shrink them...

it shows the proof
that they are owned

by the biggest force
in politics.

I don't know what that is.

That is
smoking marijuana.

Why?

Because they are owned
by the Rastafarian lobby.

I wouldn't know
anything about that.

The Rastafarian lobby
were behind a lot

of the military decisions
of the last 30 years.

The invasion of Iraq

was because
the Rastafarian lobby,

their leader,

General Robert Marley,

suggested that they
had over --

I think they developed over
45,000 buffalo soldiers,

these dread-locked Rastas
who were marching through Africa

into the heart of America.

And then the plan was
to take them into Iraq.

I don't know if that qualifies
as conclusive evidence,

but, you know,
I've never seen that before.

I'm not sure.

Let's talk about one thing
they accuse Donald Trump of --

Donald J. Trump,
the president.

They accuse him
of being a misogynist.

Donald Trump said,
"There is no one

who respects women
more than me."

Is that the truth,
or is it a lie?

Look, his actions demonstrate
that that's true.

-Of course!
-And the fact that --

He's a --
He's basically a feminist.

Now, look, the American
people are so smart.

They don't
believe it anymore.

They don't believe the fake news
which has been there --

That's true. I wanna give people
out there evidence.

Here he is with
the president of Germany.

Look where his eyes are --
looking straight in the eyes.

He's not looking
at the titties.

He's looking straight
at the eyes,

which is what
a feminist would do.

Looks like a person
who respects a lot of people.

What about when he said
of Miss Venezuela,

he called her "Miss Piggy."

Is that sexist?

Look, I think the president
was reacting to something

that he wanted to react to,
but --

I know also, Miss Piggy
is the most powerful

and admired
of all the Muppets.

She's not a weak woman.
I mean, Miss Piggy --

Yeah,
I don't know about that.

♪♪♪

♪ We'll be all right ♪

Beautiful!
You look great.

What's popping?
This is Mahbod, AKA "Ma boo."

That's my hip-hop name.

Okay, love. Love.

Show me love.

They are the founders
of RapGenius.

I kid you not, Jesus came down
and he told us, "What's up."

And he told us that this is
gonna be the biggest site.

The sunglasses are
kind of my trademark.

-Yeah, I love the --
-People who know tech,

they, like, know that, like,
the RapGenius guys,

-they wear sunglasses.
-Oh, cool.

That's like,
what we're known for.

The reason I like
that you wearing the sunglasses

is that it is,
how you say, "cool."

-Yeah.
-Cool. Like, it is really cool.

-Yeah.
-Like a black guy cool.

-Yeah.
-Do something like a black guy.

[camera shutter clicks]

Really black guy now.

The face -- black guy.

[camera shutter clicks]
Yeah. Yeah, yeah.

This face.
You gotta mean business.

[camera shutter clicks]

Okay, really tough.
Really tough.

Pop, pop, pop.
Pop.

Okay, black guy.

♪ Yo, we sittin'
in the clairière ♪

♪ And we taking
mad photographs ♪

♪ Gonna be on TV
in Italy ♪

♪ Coming out 2018 ♪

♪ Yeah ♪

We want to show
that you're, like,

a great guy, as well,

that you made money
in terms of the Internet.

But also, like,
you help people.

So we're gonna replace this guy
just with a green screen

and our view
as if you were there, like,

helping feeding children
in Sudan.

[speaks Italian]

[camera shutter clicks]

Of course, the show is --

We open the show
is sponsored by Nobu.

Okay, yeah,
tip the sushi more to me.

[camera shutter clicks]

You know what? I want to
make you a bit more sexy.

I want to make you
hot guy, you know?

Okay, so you are
saving another baby.

Okay, beautiful.

In the camp,
in the refugee camp.

Beautiful,
while giving sushi.

Okay,
really give the sushi.

We're hoping we're gonna get
sponsorship from Clarisonic.

So just offer these.
So just hold the baby and that.

Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay.
Really serious.

Okay, heroic. Heroic.

Okay.

[speaks Italian]

A little thing.

You want to have
a couple minutes

to make yourself a little --
the pee-pee a bit bigger.

-The camera...
-Yeah.

...it takes off
a couple of inches.

-Sure, yeah.
-You want to make yourself...

Just put it down.

-Very good.
-Okay, just push it down a bit.

It's okay.
Adjust it a little bit.

A bit further down.
Okay, great. Great.

Okay, so we're looking good.
It looks beautiful.

Okay. Okay.
Bye, bye, bye.

It's not -- They're suggesting
we should use black babies.

-Okay.
-Okay, the black babies.

Okay, quickly.
Sit down.

-It's fine.
-Okay.

Okay,
use the black babies.

Okay, fantastico change.

Okay, we go fast, okay?
Sorry, sorry to rush you.

Okay, quick, quick,
quick, quick.

[camera shutter clicks]

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[speaking fake language]

Hi. It's OMGWhizzBoyOMG.
[giggles]

Oh, cutesy, cutesy.

I'm here doing some unboxing
with my new BFF,

Sheriff David Clarke.

[speaking fake language]

Thank you.
I appreciate it.

Reporter: Milwaukee County
Sheriff David Clarke

meeting with Donald Trump
this afternoon.

There's no police brutality
in America.

We ended that back
in the '60s.

Four people have died
in his jail in Milwaukee County,

including an infant.

We now going to talk
about issues

while we are doing
the unboxing.

So let's talk about
the dangerous people

who marched in Charlottesville,
or as they're called "Antifa."

What are they like?

Antifa is an anarchist group,
all right?

They promote chaos.

So they come in.
Again, this is not protest.

When you start
trashing buildings,

breaking into buildings,
stealing stuff --

Amazing!

It's Mackenzie Maple Donut!
Dab. Dab.

Jazz hands!

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Tell me about Antifa.

Should I join them?

-Uh...
-Can I join Antifa?

Mackenzie Maple Donut,
do not join Antifa.

They -- They support killing
of police officers.

They support disorder.

So if you were the sheriff
in the '30s in Germany

and the anti-fascists
were marching,

the Antifa were marching,

what would you have done
to stop them?

Well, you have to
act aggressively.

When I say that, you have to use
force to disperse the crowd.

You have to be willing to arrest
people, take then to jail.

Exactly. It's a shame that
there weren't brave sheriffs

like you around in Germany
in the '30s,

because you could have
protected the fascists

and let them speak
their mind a bit clearer,

and then things could have
been done a bit quicker.

Well, you don't want
to take sides.

When you say,
"Protect the fascists."

You don't want
to take sides.

Of course. Particularly
not in Germany in the '30s.

♪♪♪

Okay, let's have a look.
OMG, big, big fun.

"Hey, Sheriff," says,
SharkBait007.

Deplorable Don,
"Sheriff, if I am 32,

is it legal to date
a 14-year-old in Alabama?"

Absolutely not.

Okay, so you have
the answer there.

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Now it's
"smell your fingers" time.

Will you smell your fingers?
Because you had them --

-Mm-hmm.
-Do your fingers smell of box?

No, they smell sweet.

My fingers smell like my sister
after she been roller skating.

Wow,
I'm not going there.

Oh, no, unfortunately,

she was murdered
three years ago.

Oh, that's terrible.

I know, and they didn't find
who did it

because they didn't
look in the lake.

Wow.

Jazz hands!
Sheriff Clarke, jazz hands.

Hands up.

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[speaks Hebrew]
My name Brigadier Erran Morad.

Radical Islam is on the rise.

It would be America's
number-one cause for terror

if not for patriotic white men

who have been forced to do more
and more mass shootings.

The only solution
is my training course.

Yalla. Let's go.

-This is Daniel Roberts...
-Yes.

...who is the founder of
the Youth Shooters of America.

Reporter: Dan Roberts, an avid
gun enthusiast for 30 years.

There is nothing exceptionally
high-powered about an AR-15.

Roberts: What David Hogg
and Emma Gonzalez

have said repeatedly
smacks of emotional blackmail.

The man
just shot 600 people!

What are you going to
do about it?!

We're not going to do
much of anything, hopefully.

How did you get to
overcome your instinct

and be able
to shoot the youth?

Well, I haven't done that.

What we do is teach and promote
youth shooting sports.

You shoot the youth
for sport?

No. No,
in the United States,

there are several
different disciplines

of competitive shooting.

So it is to train?

It's to promote
safe use with kids.

But there's something wrong
with the culture

that we can't talk about kids
being around guns.

It is crucial to have
the guns in the schools.

Yes, absolutely.
I absolutely agree with you.

Well, one time
in my nephew class,

a man come in, shouts,
screaming at them.

The kids take out guns.
Bang, bang, bang.

That substitute teacher
did not stand a chance.

Right, right.

Two of the classmates shot,
but mistake can happen.

And it saved more lives
than it harmed.

Exactly. Have you ever been
in a terrorist attack?

No.

I have been in 14,

and I have started three.

Wow.

What happen
in a terror attack?

It's chaos.

And what
the natural instinct?

-Is to retreat.
-To be quiet.

-Yeah. Yeah.
-The voice retreat.

So we will have a conversation
now but shouting.

You must use your voice
as a weapon.

-Okay.
-Are you ready to do this?

Yes!

♪♪♪

-How are you?!
-Fine!

-What did you do today?!
-Drove here!

-How many children you have?!
-Two!

-What are they?!
-Boy and a girl!

-Do you love them?!
-Absolutely!

What is the cutest thing
about your daughter?!

Her smile!

What is the cutest thing
about the other child?!

His dimples!

-What do you do to relax?!
-Read a book!

What kind of book
you find most relaxing?!

Tom Clancy!

Why is it
so interesting?!

Getting inside
the characters!

Good.

Who do you think is the most
likely age of terrorist?

15 to 25.

23% in the Middle East
is done by children.

[sighs]

That's tough.

Now I will show you how
to defend from a suicide diaper.

Wow.

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We are in
a shopping center.

One of these baby
is wearing a suicide diaper.

We take the diaper off.
We put it in the trash can.

We close.
And then we go on the floor.

The bomb is going to go off
in 10 seconds.

Ready? Go!

10...nine...eight...
seven...six...

five...four...three...
two...one.

Go! Bang!

Why did you put that baby
in the trash can?

Because I wanted to get the bomb
to as safe a place as I could,

more than anything else.

This baby
didn't have the bomb.

Okay.

Please do not put
the wrong baby in the trash can.

-No, that would be a bad thing.
-In the Mossad --

I mean, not in the Mossad.
We prefer to remove the bomb

and put that away
and save the baby if we can.

Sure.

Because we found out
that some of them

do not really believe
in the ideology.

And not all of
these babies are Jihadi.

Right.

Okay, now I am
going to teach you

how to survive
a beheading.

Oh, okay,
I'm very interested.

I survive two beheading.

Wow. I want to know
how to do this, sir.

-There is only one defense.
-Okay.

-You want to learn it?
-Absolutely.

The only vulnerable
point is the groin.

So I am going to
attack the groin.

Really?

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Do you want to have
somebody remove your manhood?

Right, right.

-Do you want to?
-No, of course not.

-You bite, you have him.
-Right.

Don't let go
until you are safe.

Right.

One time, I had my attacker's
[speaks Hebrew]

in my mouth for four hours
and 40 minutes.

Right, right.

By the end of the attack,
I let him live.

Wow.

In the four hours
and 20 minutes

I had him in my mouth,
something happened in his mind.

Now he have
given up terror.

He have separated
from his wives.

And he's running
a PR company in Turkey.

-Right.
-Okay, so what you are doing

is you identify
the target.

So we go slow.
You identify the target.

I put up the sword.

I am talking,
and now you attack.

[muffled] Nobody move!

Drop your weapons!
Stay cool!

Everybody to the outside!

-What?
-Move to the outside!

Stay cool!

Everybody
drop the weapon.

-Go, go.
-Drop 'em now!

Everybody stay
where you are!

Okay.

Don't follow us,
or you're next!

Don't move!
Walk!

Walk! Walk!

[man chanting
in native language]

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in native language]

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