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But when World War II ended,
and the men came home,
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most of the women were forced
to leave their jobs
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and go back to being housewives.
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Like Geena Davis
in "A League of Their Own'?
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Very good, Danny.
And while we're on that topic,
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in the movie, Dottie
dropped the ball on purpose.
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That's a fact,
and it will be on the test.
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What? I'm pregnant.
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I have stopped responding
to anyone on OkCupid
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whose profile pic isn't a photo
of their abs
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taken in a bathroom mirror.
It's called respect.
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Have you found a stomach you like?
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Actually I found three.
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Wowee! How are you gonna choose?
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I'm not. I'm too good not to share.
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Monogamy is for ugly people.
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Well, be sure to save
some time for your BFF.
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Hot Dad's working for
Animal Rescue Without Borders.
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He's going to Venezuela all summer
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to save stray foreign dogs.
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Whoa, whoa, whoa, Venezuela?
You should be worried, girl.
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Venezuela is full of hot,
sweaty, Latin women.
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But I'm a cold, clammy, pale woman.
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Ready for lunch? I hope you don't mind.
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I invited my Spanish tutor.
This is Estrella.
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- And where are you from?
- Venezuela.
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And there, she's like a four.
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Congratulations!
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Who told you idiots?
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I text with some of
the popular kids in your class.
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What? We get each other.
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How could you not have told us?
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We have to throw you a baby shower!
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So, are you going to keep teaching,
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- or are you retiring?
- Uh, chill, Stepford.
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I'm not retiring. This isn't the 1940s.
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Happy retirement day, mother to be.
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Aw, you girls are top notch.
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I'm sorry I wasn't able
to bake you a cake,
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but I couldn't get any sugar
because of the rations.
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- I blame the Nazis.
- We all do.
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Debbie, you're so lucky
you're gonna be a mother.
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Any of us would gladly
trade places with you.
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I will! I'll do it!
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You seem down in the dumps,
Mary Louise, what's cooking?
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I can't stop thinking
about Hot Diggity Dad.
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He's shipping out with
the 8th Division this weekend
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and I'm worried he's gonna
forget about me.
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Oh, he'll be back soon.
And then you can get married,
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pregnant, and leave work forever.
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It's what every girl wants.
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Give me one more
on the kisser, soldier boy.
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- I'm gonna miss you, Chels.
- You're the only fella for me.
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You know that, right?
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I'm gonna write you a letter every day.
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Gee, that's swell. And when I'm
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storming the beaches,
it's gonna be your pretty mug
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I'll be picturing
as I slaughter the enemy.
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Oh, that's so sweet.
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Well, I've got a little something
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to help you remember my pretty mug.
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This is just for you.
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You're aces, kid.
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Hey, Cecelia, can we gab for a second?
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- Sure. What's eatin' you?
- I'm having
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these strange feelings,
and you're the only one
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I feel comfortable talking to
because you wear pants.
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I know exactly what you're gonna say,
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and it's not too late.
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I know a doctor who can help you.
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You just have to go to the alley
behind Main Street...
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What? No!
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- I want to keep the baby.
- Oh.
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I'm having second thoughts
about retiring.
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I know women are supposed
to only want to be mothers,
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but I really love teaching.
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- Am I nuts?
- No, you're not.
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Plenty of other women feel the same.
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Other mothers enjoy working?
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- But I feel so guilty.
- Don't worry.
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Things are changing. 75 years from now,
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I bet we'll have a woman president.
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Well, if she's more qualified
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than the man she's running against,
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how could she not win?
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Cut the music, Spinnoli!
For Pete's sake, Chelsea!
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The Fillmore Fillies
are a trio, not a duo.
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We're supposed to be practicing
the choreography
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- for our show tomorrow!
- Yeah, how many letters
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are you gonna write
to that soldier anyway?
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Oh, I'm not writing
just one soldier, Anna Jane.
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I'm writing a whole bunch.
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- You Sheba.
- Oh, pipe down.
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I'm just doing my part
for the war effort.
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And how exactly is that
helping the war effort?
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By keeping up morale.
After these guys see a photo
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of me in my bathing suit, a German tank
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could roll over them,
and they'd crawl out
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from under it to get back to me.
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- Photos keep 'em interested?
- Yeah.
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You gotta show him something
he's never seen before.
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Now finish your lickin' so we
can get back to rehearsing.
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Oh, I am never done lickin'.
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Chelsea!
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Principal Pearson, I've
given this a lot of thought,
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and I'd like to keep
teaching at Fillmore.
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But you're,
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- you know...
- Pregnant?
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There's no need to be crass, Mrs. Adler.
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What about after your baby arrives?
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How exactly will you manage
to work and raise a child?
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Well, my husband's a musician.
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I know, and we hired you despite that.
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He works nights, so I thought
he could take care of the baby
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during the day while I work.
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Your husband? Taking care of your baby?
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So your child will sit
in its excrement and urine
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for eight hours until you come home?
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My husband could change the diapers.
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Enough of this nonsense!
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The Fillmore Code of Conduct
explicitly states
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that no woman who has children
shall be allowed to teach.
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Principal Pearson, I'm a swell teacher.
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- And just because I'll have a...
- It's forbidden!
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Our Code of Conduct says no,
and that's the way it is.
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Same goes for sodomy.
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Listen. I'm a man.
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If we know anything,
it's what's good for a woman.
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Just looking out for you
and your baby's best interest.
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Here. Have a Scotch.
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I can't believe I let you
talk me into wearing a tie.
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Who are we? Cecelia?
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Everybody, shut your traps!
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The mail just came and you all need
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to watch me open it.
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Gee whiz!
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Take a gander at this!
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A plane named after me!
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If that doesn't scare the
Nazis, I don't know what will.
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Another plane named after you?
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You practically have a whole squadron.
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You've gone khaki-wacky, Chelsea.
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What are you gonna do
when these soldiers come home
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and find out you're a real tramp?
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Look out, Rita Hayworth.
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There's a new star in the sky.
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Wasn't that the cat's pajamas?
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Next up, on Freedom Radio,
"Don't Leave Me empty-handed,"
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by The Bonobo Orchestra.
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There's my cookie.
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Hot Diggity Dad.
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Holy mackerel! A picnic? For me?
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Yes! I just realized
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how much I'm gonna miss you
when you ship out.
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Are those cheese sandwiches?
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Oh, boy, these look delicious.
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For you.
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Mary Louise, what are these?
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Parts of my body
you've never seen before.
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You know, for you to look at
while you're away.
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Holy mackerel!
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- Is that your...
- Elbow.
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Is something wrong?
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Didn't realize you were ready
to show me...
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all of this.
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Now that you're going away
so soon, I am.
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That's your elbow, huh?
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- You sent for me?
- Mrs. Adler...
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after our disturbing
conversation yesterday,
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I thought a medical professional
should counsel you on your...
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- you know, your...
- Pregnancy?
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Please stop using that word.
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Hello, Mrs. Adler.
My name is Dr. Lennon,
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and I'm an obstetrician.
Do you know what that means?
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Of course. I'm not a dummy.
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Oh, we've got
a real quick one here, Toby!
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Yes, she's a real pepper pot.
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I hear you've been talking
gobbledygook about wanting
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to return to work after giving birth.
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That's right.
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You're not using logic right now.
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That can happen when
you're sauced on hormones.
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No, I'm thinking clearly.
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I can work after having my baby.
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Sure, until one day
you're standing in front
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of your class and your uterus falls out.
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You don't want that, do ya?
Think of the children.
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That's a drawing.
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You'd be a lot happier
if you thought less.
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Have you ever considered a lobotomy?
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Make sure her husband gets this.
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- Will do, Doctor.
- Hmm.
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And don't forget to shake
those gams at tonight's dance,
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where our very own Fillmore Fillies
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will be singing
for our brave boys overseas.
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So he didn't like the photographs?
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- You think he's a queer?
- Oh, applesauce! I hope not.
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Hmm.
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Abner! I said eyes to the corner!
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You gotta do something more drastic.
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I've got it! Bring him to see
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the Fillmore Fillies croonin' tonight,
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pull him onto the dance floor,
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and do "The Tootie Squeeze."
It'll be a gas.
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What? No!
Pastor Theodore says that dance
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is for good-time girls and gangsters.
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Oh, hush. It'll get his blood boiling.
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It'll be a night he'll never forget.
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Chelsea!
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- There's my girl!
- Oh!
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I came back for you, sweetheart.
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Hey... doll.
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This is my best friend Mary Louise.
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Mary Louise, this is...
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I'm sorry. What's your name?
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R. Hamler.
Mary Louise, this is R. Hamler!
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I've told you about my dearest R. Hamler
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a million times, you numbskull.
How could you forget
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my number one sweetie R. Hamler's name?
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R. Hamler, please forgive
my fat-head friend.
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She's got the memory of a goldfish.
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Oh... R.
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Ever since I told Pearson
I didn't want to leave my job,
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he's been treating me
like I belong in the loony bin.
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- Sounds like you do.
- You know, some women
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do work after pregnancy.
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Yeah. Prostitutes.
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You ladies need to open your minds.
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I have something to show you.
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Come with me.
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Hey, hand me that socket wrench.
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This my wrench!
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What is this? Some kind of garage?
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- Yeah.
- But how? It's all girls.
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Hey, sugar.
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Mmm, hi.
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This is Judy. She runs this place,
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and she's my... roommate.
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Since most of the men
have gone to war, these women
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have stepped up, and a lot
of them are mothers to boot.
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- So I'm not bonkers.
- No. Get a load of that.
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- Yowzas!
- Wow!
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Oh, wait. If there's no men here,
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then who tells the women what to do?
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I do.
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- Oh.
- But what about their babies?
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With their mothers working,
don't they turn out
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to be murderers, or God forbid,
homosexuals?
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You know, it's not...
251
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No. No, the kids are right as rain.
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We're a community.
We support each other,
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and help with childcare when needed.
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So what do you say?
After seeing all of this,
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00:11:01,424 --> 00:11:02,891
should we go back
and tell Principal Pearson
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that Debbie should be allowed
to stay on the job?
257
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- Yeah!
- You bet ya!
258
00:11:08,130 --> 00:11:11,467
Cecelia, I think it's so keen
that you have a roommate
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to split the bills with
until you find a man.
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Mm-hmm.
261
00:11:21,477 --> 00:11:23,911
- There she is.
- What's happening here?
262
00:11:23,978 --> 00:11:26,679
- What kind of a woman are you?
- Excuse me?
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00:11:26,695 --> 00:11:28,196
We know all about your plans
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00:11:28,263 --> 00:11:30,398
to abandon your child
and return to work.
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00:11:30,465 --> 00:11:31,966
You're disgusting!
266
00:11:32,033 --> 00:11:33,768
It's bad enough
you're abusing your own child.
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00:11:33,835 --> 00:11:35,704
- Stay away from ours!
- Yeah!
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You make me wanna yak.
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I hope you're happy.
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These are members of One Thousand Moms!
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It's your cockeyed ideas
that are responsible for this.
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They're not cockeyed.
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Mrs. Adler should be allowed
to continue working.
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The Fillmore Code of Conduct
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will never be broken!
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? My heart has been a wreck ?
277
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? Since you first swabbed my deck ?
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00:12:04,808 --> 00:12:07,311
? When I climbed
your long mast sailor boy ?
279
00:12:07,376 --> 00:12:09,359
? I fell fast ?
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? And now that you're gone,
I still love you so ?
281
00:12:12,316 --> 00:12:15,152
? You made me boy-crazy
with your big torpedo ?
282
00:12:15,218 --> 00:12:17,887
? Sailor boy come home because
I'm dreaming and hoping ?
283
00:12:17,954 --> 00:12:20,656
? If the front door's closed
you know the back door is open ?
284
00:12:20,723 --> 00:12:22,492
- ? Ooh ooh there you are ?
- Hey, barkeep.
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A gin and tonic for the guy,
and a Shirley Temple
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00:12:24,194 --> 00:12:26,596
for his doll, and give me
extra maraschino cherries.
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00:12:26,664 --> 00:12:28,132
We're going on a bender.
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Mary Louise, I've never seen you dressed
289
00:12:29,933 --> 00:12:31,434
like this before. Is everything okay?
290
00:12:31,501 --> 00:12:32,568
What's with all the questions?
291
00:12:32,635 --> 00:12:33,757
You're just trying to hide
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what a ducky shincracker you are.
293
00:12:35,181 --> 00:12:36,673
Oh, you know I'm no good at dancing.
294
00:12:36,740 --> 00:12:39,117
? Ooh ooh there you are ?
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Thanks, gang.
The Fillmore Fillies are gonna
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00:12:43,914 --> 00:12:46,149
take a quick break.
Now here's a racy little number
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00:12:46,217 --> 00:12:47,773
that'll get your gams moving.
298
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It's "The Tootie Squeeze"!
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"The Tootie Squeeze"! Let's do it!
300
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No, Mary Louise, that's not for me.
301
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Don't be such a cold fish. Come on!
302
00:13:03,351 --> 00:13:04,593
? Hey ?
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00:13:05,329 --> 00:13:06,445
? Ho ?
304
00:13:06,669 --> 00:13:08,039
? Oh hey ?
305
00:13:08,539 --> 00:13:09,539
Cookie!
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00:13:09,606 --> 00:13:11,842
Let's go, dreamboat. Shake those hips!
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00:13:13,376 --> 00:13:15,911
- Please.
- Ah, come on, big boy!
308
00:13:22,733 --> 00:13:23,828
? Yeah ?
309
00:13:29,760 --> 00:13:31,361
? Tootie squeeze ?
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Stop!
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00:13:33,864 --> 00:13:36,333
Mary Louise, this isn't you.
What are you doing?
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00:13:36,843 --> 00:13:39,101
I wanted you to have the hots for me.
313
00:13:44,741 --> 00:13:46,543
- What's going on?
- I thought I had to do
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00:13:46,610 --> 00:13:48,632
something wild
so you wouldn't forget me.
315
00:13:49,367 --> 00:13:51,314
Well, that's crazy. You don't need any
316
00:13:51,380 --> 00:13:53,015
of this fluff to make me remember you.
317
00:13:54,725 --> 00:13:56,094
I only have eyes for you.
318
00:14:07,298 --> 00:14:09,332
- Hubba hubba!
- Oh, jeez.
319
00:14:09,399 --> 00:14:10,934
Sorry, cookie. I gotta get back to base
320
00:14:11,000 --> 00:14:12,935
or they're gonna think I've gone AWOL.
321
00:14:16,640 --> 00:14:18,125
Hot Diggity Soldier.
322
00:14:31,521 --> 00:14:33,189
That was better than
the Andrews Sisters!
323
00:14:33,256 --> 00:14:35,291
It sure was.
Boy, oh, boy, you were great.
324
00:14:35,357 --> 00:14:36,559
- Oh, you really think so?
- Go on.
325
00:14:36,626 --> 00:14:38,561
- I know.
- What's up, Debbie?
326
00:14:38,629 --> 00:14:40,864
Is your girdle cutting off
your circulation again?
327
00:14:40,931 --> 00:14:43,701
No, I'm just down in the dumps
after what happened today.
328
00:14:43,768 --> 00:14:46,132
Why doesn't anyone believe
that I can keep my job
329
00:14:46,157 --> 00:14:47,843
and still do what's best for my baby?
330
00:14:47,868 --> 00:14:50,203
We need to show Pearson what
we think of his crummy rules.
331
00:14:50,228 --> 00:14:51,367
I have an idea.
332
00:14:52,734 --> 00:14:54,648
Chelsea! Hey, Chelsea!
333
00:14:54,776 --> 00:14:57,078
- Hot damn!
- What's wrong?
334
00:14:57,103 --> 00:14:58,647
Another one of my soldiers came home.
335
00:14:58,715 --> 00:15:00,217
Let's use the back door.
336
00:15:00,284 --> 00:15:04,117
Chelsea, it's me! I've come back for ya!
337
00:15:04,187 --> 00:15:05,515
We gotta hightail it out of here.
338
00:15:05,555 --> 00:15:07,358
The side door! It's quicker!
339
00:15:07,750 --> 00:15:10,359
Has anyone seen my girl Chelsea Snap?
340
00:15:10,426 --> 00:15:13,430
- R. Hamler.
- Chelsea Snap's my girl.
341
00:15:13,497 --> 00:15:15,554
They must have got your head
when they got that leg.
342
00:15:15,742 --> 00:15:18,334
- Chelsea's my dame.
- What are you two wise guys
343
00:15:18,401 --> 00:15:19,636
saying about my sweetie?
344
00:15:19,703 --> 00:15:21,732
Hey, take a powder, Cyclops.
345
00:15:21,757 --> 00:15:22,938
Yeah?
346
00:15:24,440 --> 00:15:25,908
Come on!
347
00:15:27,877 --> 00:15:29,859
Get up! Come here!
348
00:15:31,449 --> 00:15:32,616
Whoa!
349
00:15:32,682 --> 00:15:34,184
- Get him!
- Yeah?
350
00:15:40,851 --> 00:15:42,159
I need to borrow this.
351
00:15:44,228 --> 00:15:45,593
Oh!
352
00:15:47,749 --> 00:15:48,985
Chels?
353
00:15:56,640 --> 00:15:58,709
What's all this, ladies?
It's after 8:00 a.m.
354
00:15:58,776 --> 00:16:00,882
- Go to your rooms.
- We're not going anywhere.
355
00:16:00,961 --> 00:16:03,490
Especially me. Now stay out of my way,
356
00:16:03,515 --> 00:16:04,965
or you'll get a knuckle sandwich!
357
00:16:05,032 --> 00:16:07,633
Call the coppers! Call Dr. Lennon!
358
00:16:07,700 --> 00:16:08,937
Help! Ah!
359
00:16:12,764 --> 00:16:14,598
We're done with your stupid rules.
360
00:16:14,623 --> 00:16:17,281
- Yeah, you old fuddy duddy.
- The future is female!
361
00:16:17,640 --> 00:16:20,046
Not the Code of Conduct!
It was written by great men
362
00:16:20,114 --> 00:16:23,783
over 80 years ago
and protects us from sodomy!
363
00:16:23,849 --> 00:16:26,219
- We need a change around here.
- And by the way,
364
00:16:26,286 --> 00:16:28,589
a woman can have an orgasm
without a man.
365
00:16:28,656 --> 00:16:30,323
- La la la la la...
- How do I know?
366
00:16:30,389 --> 00:16:32,359
We've all done it with our fingers!
367
00:16:33,054 --> 00:16:35,225
The rules aren't going away
because you did that.
368
00:16:35,250 --> 00:16:37,797
You tearing it up doesn't
actually mean anything!
369
00:16:37,864 --> 00:16:39,499
Means a lot to me!
370
00:16:44,171 --> 00:16:45,281
Aww!
371
00:16:45,306 --> 00:16:48,074
- Happy baby shower.
- This means a lot to me.
372
00:16:48,141 --> 00:16:49,743
We're super stoked for you, dog.
373
00:16:49,810 --> 00:16:51,945
If you need a midwife,
I'm happy to help.
374
00:16:52,012 --> 00:16:53,681
I have a beautiful place
in Humboldt Park
375
00:16:53,747 --> 00:16:56,115
where I've delivered two
homeless women's babies.
376
00:16:56,182 --> 00:16:57,617
Thanks, but I'd rather not give birth
377
00:16:57,684 --> 00:16:59,319
on a bed of hypodermic needles.
378
00:16:59,385 --> 00:17:01,954
And if you need a baby-sitter,
Mary Louise will do it.
379
00:17:02,021 --> 00:17:03,856
- Okay, bye.
- You can't leave yet.
380
00:17:03,923 --> 00:17:05,325
I was just about to go get the cake.
381
00:17:05,392 --> 00:17:06,660
I only eat cake in a dark closet
382
00:17:06,727 --> 00:17:08,495
on Tuesdays at 2:00 p.m.
383
00:17:08,562 --> 00:17:09,896
Now, if you'll excuse me,
I'm meeting one
384
00:17:09,962 --> 00:17:12,296
of my OkCupid hotties
for the first time.
385
00:17:12,750 --> 00:17:16,670
Mrs. Adler, I just wanted to
stop by and say congratulations.
386
00:17:16,737 --> 00:17:18,872
Although I won't be
your principal next year,
387
00:17:18,939 --> 00:17:20,873
I should remind you that,
after your delivery,
388
00:17:20,941 --> 00:17:24,437
the district requires you
to return to work in four weeks.
389
00:17:25,859 --> 00:17:27,171
Hmm?
390
00:17:28,042 --> 00:17:30,218
- Mmm.
- You do not do that.
391
00:17:32,219 --> 00:17:33,386
Unh-uh.
392
00:17:36,589 --> 00:17:38,091
Hot Boyfriend.
393
00:17:38,159 --> 00:17:41,762
Hola, my tall glass of agua.
394
00:17:41,827 --> 00:17:43,395
I'm just going to get Deb's cake.
395
00:17:43,750 --> 00:17:44,964
What are you doing here?
396
00:17:45,031 --> 00:17:46,666
Well, I was just thinking about how much
397
00:17:46,732 --> 00:17:48,500
I'm gonna miss you
when I'm in Venezuela,
398
00:17:48,567 --> 00:17:50,226
so I thought I'd stop by.
399
00:17:50,351 --> 00:17:53,039
- Can I tell you something?
- Sure.
400
00:17:53,265 --> 00:17:55,709
I'm a little nervous about all the hot,
401
00:17:55,775 --> 00:17:57,578
sweaty, Latin women.
402
00:17:57,773 --> 00:17:59,804
Sweaty?
403
00:17:59,985 --> 00:18:01,351
Uh-huh.
404
00:18:02,615 --> 00:18:05,551
Well, you have nothing
to be nervous about.
405
00:18:07,796 --> 00:18:09,956
I know it might sound old-fashioned,
406
00:18:10,023 --> 00:18:12,826
but I only have eyes for you.
407
00:18:13,679 --> 00:18:15,671
- You do?
- Yeah.
408
00:18:19,408 --> 00:18:20,570
I love you.
409
00:18:21,951 --> 00:18:23,031
I love you too.
410
00:18:31,803 --> 00:18:34,789
Mary Louise? Mary Louise?
411
00:18:37,882 --> 00:18:39,054
Okay.
412
00:18:40,250 --> 00:18:41,588
Ah, there we go.
413
00:18:48,383 --> 00:18:49,723
Aww!
414
00:18:50,141 --> 00:18:52,544
That was fast.
What happened to your date?
415
00:18:52,611 --> 00:18:54,880
It's over already. He only knew me
416
00:18:54,947 --> 00:18:56,916
by my screen name, and when
I told him my real name,
417
00:18:56,982 --> 00:18:58,953
he got upset and walked out
of the restaurant.
418
00:18:59,023 --> 00:19:00,954
- Why?
- Apparently his grandfather
419
00:19:01,020 --> 00:19:03,122
died in World War II in a plane
named "The Chelsea."
420
00:19:03,188 --> 00:19:05,825
I think this is the universe's way
421
00:19:05,850 --> 00:19:08,054
of punishing me for stringing
along so many guys!
422
00:19:08,079 --> 00:19:10,523
- It's okay.
- No! It was devastating!
423
00:19:10,548 --> 00:19:13,183
As he walked away, I saw his firm ass.
424
00:19:13,791 --> 00:19:14,945
So firm.
425
00:19:16,294 --> 00:19:18,625
Hey, I was just in the supply closet
426
00:19:18,650 --> 00:19:21,887
getting more plastic cups,
and I found this old photo.
427
00:19:22,437 --> 00:19:24,734
It says, "The Fillmore Six."
428
00:19:24,759 --> 00:19:27,515
Oh, yes, that's from the 1940s.
429
00:19:27,554 --> 00:19:29,841
They were a group
of feminist teachers who wanted
430
00:19:29,907 --> 00:19:32,531
to change the way that women
were treated at Fillmore.
431
00:19:32,543 --> 00:19:34,110
- That's awesome.
- Unfortunately,
432
00:19:34,176 --> 00:19:36,378
they were all sent to a psychiatric ward
433
00:19:36,445 --> 00:19:37,980
and were never released.
434
00:19:38,047 --> 00:19:39,915
Well, at least they look happy.
435
00:19:39,982 --> 00:19:41,817
That's because of the lobotomies.
436
00:19:44,398 --> 00:19:46,468
- That's awful.
- Oh, my God.
437
00:19:47,851 --> 00:19:49,291
Ohh.
438
00:19:49,452 --> 00:19:54,976
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00:20:20,422 --> 00:20:22,459
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