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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:08,148 --> 00:00:09,847 I just got fired. 2 00:00:13,937 --> 00:00:15,737 And what about me? 3 00:00:18,074 --> 00:00:19,774 What about you? 4 00:00:19,859 --> 00:00:21,025 What about me? 5 00:00:22,412 --> 00:00:24,195 Okay. That's it. 6 00:00:24,569 --> 00:00:26,201 I'm going over there right fucking now, 7 00:00:26,287 --> 00:00:27,236 before they leave. 8 00:00:27,371 --> 00:00:29,204 Erlich, I'm gonna use your car. 9 00:00:29,290 --> 00:00:32,146 Jared, you call Ron LaFlamme, tell him to meet me there. 10 00:00:32,303 --> 00:00:33,385 Fuck these assholes! 11 00:00:33,471 --> 00:00:36,138 Wait. Richard, I'm coming with you. 12 00:00:36,273 --> 00:00:38,023 Here. Jared, clear this. 13 00:00:38,142 --> 00:00:39,057 Get all the smoke out of it. 14 00:00:39,143 --> 00:00:41,109 - Otherwise, it damages the device. - Umm... 15 00:00:41,195 --> 00:00:42,311 Don't be a pussy. 16 00:00:46,400 --> 00:00:47,483 How could they do this? 17 00:00:47,618 --> 00:00:49,368 How could they fire me from my own company? 18 00:00:49,487 --> 00:00:51,069 Just stay calm. We're gonna fight this. 19 00:00:51,155 --> 00:00:52,654 Jesus, Richard, slow down. 20 00:00:52,790 --> 00:00:54,156 Stop, stop, stop! 21 00:00:59,079 --> 00:01:00,662 Did I just hit a deer? 22 00:01:00,748 --> 00:01:01,964 No, goddamn it! 23 00:01:02,049 --> 00:01:03,749 Fucking Stanford Robotics. 24 00:01:03,834 --> 00:01:05,834 Shit. Is this gonna make us late? 25 00:01:05,970 --> 00:01:08,337 Oh! They killed the Bam-bot. 26 00:01:08,472 --> 00:01:09,388 Fuck your Bam-bot! 27 00:01:09,507 --> 00:01:11,924 You little Stanford cunts fucked up my grille! 28 00:01:14,678 --> 00:01:16,478 - Fucking piece of shit! - Wait. 29 00:01:16,564 --> 00:01:17,763 You little cunt! 30 00:01:18,933 --> 00:01:19,898 - Fuck! - Hey. 31 00:01:20,017 --> 00:01:21,233 This one's for your mama. 32 00:01:21,352 --> 00:01:23,519 Erlich, stop. Come on. Erlich, we've got to get to Raviga. 33 00:01:23,604 --> 00:01:25,187 Hey, no, no. Hey, hey, hey. 34 00:01:32,374 --> 00:01:35,764 - sync and corrections by Caio - - www.addic7ed.com - 35 00:01:36,033 --> 00:01:37,249 Thanks for coming, Ron. 36 00:01:37,368 --> 00:01:40,118 I'd bail on spin class any day for you, Richie. 37 00:01:40,204 --> 00:01:42,454 Richard. Richard. 38 00:01:42,540 --> 00:01:44,256 I kept calling, you weren't answering. 39 00:01:44,375 --> 00:01:45,958 Talk to the hand, Monica. 40 00:01:46,043 --> 00:01:48,343 Richard, can you stop? I can explain, okay? 41 00:01:48,429 --> 00:01:52,130 It's pretty self-explanatory, Monica. You voted to fire me. 42 00:01:52,216 --> 00:01:54,016 What the fuck? 43 00:01:54,101 --> 00:01:58,303 I mean, there is no way I'm letting you push me out of this. 44 00:01:58,389 --> 00:02:00,188 Our intention is not to push you out. 45 00:02:00,274 --> 00:02:01,890 We wish rather to transition you 46 00:02:02,026 --> 00:02:03,775 to a more appropriate role within the company. 47 00:02:03,894 --> 00:02:06,812 A new CEO will be brought in to manage day-to-day operations 48 00:02:06,897 --> 00:02:11,400 while you assume the role of Chief Technology Officer. 49 00:02:11,535 --> 00:02:13,118 Congratulations. 50 00:02:13,237 --> 00:02:14,786 CTO? Yes. 51 00:02:14,905 --> 00:02:18,574 You want me to be an employee at my own company? 52 00:02:18,659 --> 00:02:20,742 You would still be in charge of the engineering, 53 00:02:20,878 --> 00:02:23,962 and you'd continue vesting your shares, and keep your board seat. 54 00:02:24,081 --> 00:02:28,166 The same seat I had an hour ago when you voted to fire me as CEO? 55 00:02:28,252 --> 00:02:30,419 - That came in handy. - Richard, please. 56 00:02:30,504 --> 00:02:34,089 I realize this may be bittersweet, but earlier this evening 57 00:02:34,224 --> 00:02:37,509 Raviga decided to officially fund Pied Piper Series A Round 58 00:02:37,595 --> 00:02:40,429 at $5 million at a $50 million valuation. 59 00:02:40,564 --> 00:02:44,566 Essentially, you have created a company that is too valuable for you to run. 60 00:02:44,652 --> 00:02:45,651 You should feel good about that. 61 00:02:45,769 --> 00:02:47,269 Are you kidding me? I made the company, okay? 62 00:02:47,354 --> 00:02:49,938 I'm the one who came up with the name "Pied Piper." 63 00:02:50,074 --> 00:02:51,607 Yeah. 64 00:02:52,743 --> 00:02:54,409 Ron, can I have a word please? 65 00:02:59,116 --> 00:03:00,949 They can't really do this, can they? 66 00:03:01,035 --> 00:03:03,118 I think they just did. 67 00:03:03,253 --> 00:03:05,921 You remember that shit deal you brought me from Hanneman, 68 00:03:06,006 --> 00:03:08,256 and I said, "Hey, Richie, this is a shit deal," 69 00:03:08,342 --> 00:03:09,708 but you took it anyway 70 00:03:09,793 --> 00:03:12,544 because you wanted to do something crazy for once in your life? 71 00:03:12,630 --> 00:03:14,046 Yes, I remember. 72 00:03:14,131 --> 00:03:16,965 Well, you basically just loaded a gun and handed it to Hanneman, 73 00:03:17,051 --> 00:03:19,267 and Hanneman sold that gun to Raviga, 74 00:03:19,353 --> 00:03:21,803 and then Raviga just fucking pistol-whipped you. 75 00:03:21,939 --> 00:03:26,224 But hey, at least they're letting you keep your shares and your board seat. 76 00:03:26,310 --> 00:03:27,893 You lose a little blood with the dilution 77 00:03:27,978 --> 00:03:30,729 for the new CEO, but I've seen worse. 78 00:03:30,814 --> 00:03:32,864 Like that shit deal you brought me from Hanneman. 79 00:03:34,485 --> 00:03:36,985 If we give Richard a little bit of space, 80 00:03:37,121 --> 00:03:39,705 he'll be able to wrap his head around this, 81 00:03:39,823 --> 00:03:42,324 and a smooth transition to a new CEO will be possible. 82 00:03:42,459 --> 00:03:45,627 To wit, I served as the CEO of Aviat... 83 00:03:45,713 --> 00:03:47,629 Mr. Bachman. 84 00:03:47,715 --> 00:03:51,166 In the version of Pied Piper in which I am invested, 85 00:03:51,251 --> 00:03:55,003 you will not be CEO. Not now. Not ever. 86 00:03:55,089 --> 00:03:59,591 Well, you, madam, are a shrew of the first order. 87 00:03:59,677 --> 00:04:02,010 Okay. I'm not gonna let you do this. 88 00:04:02,096 --> 00:04:03,011 I'm gonna fight it. 89 00:04:03,097 --> 00:04:04,513 I understand you're upset. 90 00:04:04,598 --> 00:04:08,350 As you can see, this is a very emotional time for me as well, 91 00:04:08,485 --> 00:04:10,686 but we have some very strong candidates 92 00:04:10,821 --> 00:04:12,237 coming in for the CEO position, 93 00:04:12,356 --> 00:04:14,523 and we would so appreciate your input. 94 00:04:14,608 --> 00:04:16,324 - My input? - Mmm. 95 00:04:16,410 --> 00:04:20,078 You want me to help you pick my new replacement? 96 00:04:20,197 --> 00:04:21,913 I'd rather quit. 97 00:04:22,032 --> 00:04:23,832 And I don't care how much money I lose, 98 00:04:23,917 --> 00:04:25,667 because I am gonna get it all back 99 00:04:25,753 --> 00:04:29,004 when I sue the living shit out of you! 100 00:04:32,042 --> 00:04:34,209 Okay. All right. All right. 101 00:04:35,212 --> 00:04:36,878 Ron, let's go. 102 00:04:37,014 --> 00:04:39,131 Sorry, I'm forced to inform you 103 00:04:39,216 --> 00:04:42,467 that I can no longer provide you with legal counsel. 104 00:04:42,553 --> 00:04:45,470 What are you talking about? You're my attorney. 105 00:04:45,556 --> 00:04:50,108 No. Technically, I'm Pied Piper's corporate counsel, 106 00:04:50,227 --> 00:04:52,728 and you just declared your intention to walk. 107 00:04:52,813 --> 00:04:57,232 So, in effect, you kind of just threatened to sue me, 108 00:04:57,367 --> 00:05:00,235 and I don't take kindly to threats, Mr. Hendricks. 109 00:05:00,320 --> 00:05:02,070 "Mr. Hendricks"? 110 00:05:02,156 --> 00:05:04,489 What happened to "Richie"? 111 00:05:04,575 --> 00:05:06,875 Unfortunately, I'm not at liberty to discuss him 112 00:05:06,960 --> 00:05:08,210 with you either, Mr. Hendricks. 113 00:05:11,281 --> 00:05:13,381 Richard, if I didn't vote to remove you, 114 00:05:13,484 --> 00:05:14,983 then Laurie would've adjourned the meeting, 115 00:05:15,085 --> 00:05:17,252 replaced my seat on the board with someone else at Raviga, 116 00:05:17,337 --> 00:05:19,137 and then they would've voted to remove you. 117 00:05:19,256 --> 00:05:20,889 At least this way, I'm still in the game. 118 00:05:20,974 --> 00:05:23,091 No. You mean, at least this way, you kept your job. 119 00:05:23,177 --> 00:05:26,845 At least the actual Judas had the courtesy to kill himself 120 00:05:26,930 --> 00:05:29,264 after betraying his leader, Jesus Christ. 121 00:05:29,399 --> 00:05:31,767 He's the CEO of the world. Ever heard of him? 122 00:05:31,852 --> 00:05:33,652 Yeah. Got it. Went to Catholic school. 123 00:05:33,771 --> 00:05:35,654 Really? How long? 124 00:05:35,773 --> 00:05:37,939 Look, I'm still on the board of this company. 125 00:05:38,025 --> 00:05:40,242 I'll be in all of the meetings. 126 00:05:40,327 --> 00:05:41,943 Maybe I can be helpful at some point. 127 00:05:42,029 --> 00:05:43,779 You wanna be helpful, Monica? 128 00:05:43,864 --> 00:05:45,914 Convince Laurie to keep me on as CEO. 129 00:05:45,999 --> 00:05:49,117 Look, I know I made some mistakes. I wasn't perfect, 130 00:05:49,203 --> 00:05:52,704 but I'll get better. I'll even go to one of those CEO coaches, 131 00:05:52,790 --> 00:05:54,122 like that guy at fucking Twitter. 132 00:05:54,208 --> 00:05:56,258 Richard, it's done. 133 00:05:56,343 --> 00:05:57,959 Laurie already found a new CEO. 134 00:05:58,095 --> 00:05:59,544 What? Already? 135 00:05:59,630 --> 00:06:01,930 You said that you didn't want to be part of the interview process, 136 00:06:02,015 --> 00:06:03,715 so they picked someone this morning. 137 00:06:03,801 --> 00:06:08,019 Jack Barker. He's an incredibly skilled, top-notch CEO. 138 00:06:08,138 --> 00:06:10,355 I don't care who he is, okay? None of us do. 139 00:06:12,776 --> 00:06:14,893 "Action" Jack Barker? 140 00:06:14,978 --> 00:06:18,396 Seriously? They picked that gray-haired fossil over me? 141 00:06:18,482 --> 00:06:20,198 You said you turned the job down. 142 00:06:20,317 --> 00:06:22,484 I said it was mutual. 143 00:06:22,569 --> 00:06:23,568 Oh. 144 00:06:23,654 --> 00:06:25,070 What? That's accurate. 145 00:06:25,155 --> 00:06:26,955 He ran Entercross Systems. 146 00:06:27,040 --> 00:06:30,492 They IPO'ed in 1998 for more than a billion dollars. 147 00:06:30,577 --> 00:06:32,494 Yeah, 20 fucking years ago. 148 00:06:32,629 --> 00:06:34,329 Tech 1.0. What has he done lately? 149 00:06:34,464 --> 00:06:36,998 After that, he ran Turnwire for four years 150 00:06:37,134 --> 00:06:40,669 until it was acquired by Microsoft for $2 billion. 151 00:06:40,754 --> 00:06:42,921 Holy shit. This guy's a hitter. 152 00:06:43,006 --> 00:06:46,007 He was, in the oughts. What's he done in the 20-teens? 153 00:06:46,093 --> 00:06:48,426 Looks like he started a foundation 154 00:06:48,512 --> 00:06:50,595 in his mother's name to cure cancer. 155 00:06:50,681 --> 00:06:52,347 Yeah, how's that going? 156 00:06:52,482 --> 00:06:54,316 Yeah. I bet his mother's dead. 157 00:06:54,401 --> 00:06:57,686 Yeah, that's probably why he started the foundation. 158 00:06:57,821 --> 00:07:00,238 Richard, Laurie's meeting with him tomorrow. 159 00:07:00,357 --> 00:07:01,573 You should come in and talk with him. 160 00:07:01,692 --> 00:07:03,191 No fucking way. 161 00:07:03,277 --> 00:07:04,860 Think this through. I mean, you have to know 162 00:07:04,995 --> 00:07:06,945 that you can't start another compression company. 163 00:07:07,030 --> 00:07:10,415 No VC will fund that out of fear of being sued, 164 00:07:10,534 --> 00:07:12,951 and unless you have some totally different, 165 00:07:13,036 --> 00:07:14,669 game-changing idea lying around... 166 00:07:14,755 --> 00:07:17,205 So you're saying that I'm fucked if I leave? 167 00:07:17,341 --> 00:07:19,424 No, I'm saying that... 168 00:07:19,543 --> 00:07:21,209 Okay. Well, then I guess I'm fucked, 169 00:07:21,295 --> 00:07:22,711 because I'm out. 170 00:07:22,846 --> 00:07:26,131 And when I leave, Jared's out, Dinesh is out, Gilfoyle is out. 171 00:07:26,216 --> 00:07:27,215 Everybody's out. 172 00:07:27,301 --> 00:07:29,184 So good luck with the company there, Monica. 173 00:07:29,269 --> 00:07:30,969 It'll just be you, Laurie Bream, 174 00:07:31,054 --> 00:07:34,055 and some fucking asshole who can't even cure cancer. 175 00:07:35,309 --> 00:07:36,441 He's right. 176 00:07:36,560 --> 00:07:38,810 Where Richard goes, I go. 177 00:07:39,980 --> 00:07:42,697 Monica, excuse how high I am, 178 00:07:42,783 --> 00:07:46,034 but are the uniforms in Catholic schools as low-cut as they are online? 179 00:07:46,119 --> 00:07:47,202 Fuck off. 180 00:07:49,656 --> 00:07:51,406 Did you tell Richard you were out? 181 00:07:51,541 --> 00:07:53,291 No. Did you? 182 00:07:53,410 --> 00:07:54,542 No. 183 00:07:56,713 --> 00:07:57,662 Are we out? 184 00:07:57,748 --> 00:07:58,997 Hmm. 185 00:08:03,804 --> 00:08:06,304 Did Gavin tell you what this is about? 186 00:08:06,423 --> 00:08:08,757 We haven't spoken in some time. 187 00:08:15,899 --> 00:08:17,766 Thank you all for coming on such short notice. 188 00:08:17,868 --> 00:08:19,701 I have a difficult announcement to make. 189 00:08:19,803 --> 00:08:23,638 We, in the tech business, often refer to failure as a good thing. 190 00:08:23,740 --> 00:08:24,940 Failure is growth. 191 00:08:25,042 --> 00:08:26,574 Failure is learning. 192 00:08:26,677 --> 00:08:29,861 But sometimes failure is just failure. 193 00:08:30,831 --> 00:08:31,997 I think... 194 00:08:35,619 --> 00:08:36,918 I'm sorry. 195 00:08:37,004 --> 00:08:39,170 I didn't think it would be this hard. 196 00:08:39,289 --> 00:08:41,706 But goodbyes are always hard, 197 00:08:41,792 --> 00:08:44,125 especially when I am the one saying goodbye. 198 00:08:44,211 --> 00:08:47,128 Today, effective immediately, 199 00:08:47,214 --> 00:08:50,799 I, Gavin Belson, founder and CEO of Hooli, 200 00:08:50,884 --> 00:08:53,518 am forced to officially say goodbye 201 00:08:53,637 --> 00:08:56,187 to the entire Nucleus division. 202 00:08:57,808 --> 00:09:00,976 All Nucleus personnel will be given proper notice and terminated. 203 00:09:01,061 --> 00:09:02,193 But make no mistake. 204 00:09:02,312 --> 00:09:03,812 Though they're the ones leaving, 205 00:09:03,947 --> 00:09:08,867 it is I who must remain and bear the heavy burden of their failure. 206 00:09:08,986 --> 00:09:10,452 It is my fault. 207 00:09:10,537 --> 00:09:13,955 I trusted them to get the job done. 208 00:09:14,041 --> 00:09:16,658 But that is the price of leadership. 209 00:09:18,245 --> 00:09:19,244 Thank you. 210 00:09:22,582 --> 00:09:24,716 That was the gutsiest thing I've ever seen. 211 00:09:24,835 --> 00:09:26,001 Amazing. 212 00:09:26,086 --> 00:09:29,554 So, wait, does that mean... 213 00:09:29,673 --> 00:09:31,673 Uh... Denpok? 214 00:09:31,808 --> 00:09:33,174 Can I have your Big Gulp? 215 00:09:35,000 --> 00:09:41,074 Advertise your product or brand here contact www.OpenSubtitles.org today 216 00:09:43,020 --> 00:09:44,519 I know we keep saying this, 217 00:09:44,604 --> 00:09:46,521 but even though Richard is a great guy... 218 00:09:46,606 --> 00:09:47,856 And a brilliant coder. 219 00:09:47,941 --> 00:09:49,024 He's wonderful. 220 00:09:49,159 --> 00:09:52,861 Nevertheless, he is lacking in certain... 221 00:09:54,081 --> 00:09:55,864 managerial capacities. 222 00:09:55,999 --> 00:09:57,248 - Totally fair. - It's fair, right? 223 00:09:57,367 --> 00:09:58,416 He's still a great coder. 224 00:09:58,535 --> 00:10:00,285 And an amazing human being. 225 00:10:00,370 --> 00:10:02,037 - Okay, look. - Such... 226 00:10:02,122 --> 00:10:03,671 We have a lot of shit we want to say about him. 227 00:10:03,757 --> 00:10:06,341 Do we have to keep prefacing it with all this nice-guy stuff? 228 00:10:06,426 --> 00:10:08,510 I mean, if so, we're gonna be here all night. 229 00:10:08,595 --> 00:10:09,711 Yeah, we kind of do, though, 230 00:10:09,796 --> 00:10:12,047 just to offset the shittiness of all the shitty stuff. 231 00:10:12,182 --> 00:10:14,849 What if we use like a dictionary patch? 232 00:10:15,852 --> 00:10:17,635 To compress all the nice-guy stuff. 233 00:10:17,721 --> 00:10:18,970 Like an acronym. 234 00:10:19,056 --> 00:10:19,971 Exactly. 235 00:10:20,057 --> 00:10:23,691 "Richard is great, but you know"... 236 00:10:23,777 --> 00:10:25,110 R-I-G-B-Y. 237 00:10:25,228 --> 00:10:26,111 Rigby. 238 00:10:26,229 --> 00:10:28,947 Rigby is all the nice-guy stuff. 239 00:10:29,066 --> 00:10:30,865 Okay. Rigby. 240 00:10:30,951 --> 00:10:32,784 But he just assumed we were gonna leave with him, 241 00:10:32,903 --> 00:10:34,569 which is kind of total bullshit, right? 242 00:10:34,654 --> 00:10:35,737 That's really arrogant. 243 00:10:35,872 --> 00:10:38,073 Rigby. We gave up our own apps... 244 00:10:38,208 --> 00:10:39,908 so that we could bust our asses for him. 245 00:10:40,207 --> 00:10:42,658 Why the fuck should we give up our Pied Piper shares 246 00:10:42,743 --> 00:10:43,909 right when we get funded 247 00:10:43,994 --> 00:10:45,410 because he's too much of a prima donna 248 00:10:45,546 --> 00:10:47,412 to let someone experienced come in 249 00:10:47,548 --> 00:10:49,915 and run the company the way its supposed to be run. 250 00:10:50,000 --> 00:10:51,166 - Rigby. - Rigby. 251 00:10:51,252 --> 00:10:53,335 Now I'm actually getting kind of fucking angry! 252 00:10:53,420 --> 00:10:55,971 I mean, we put in so much work for no pay, 253 00:10:56,090 --> 00:10:57,673 and now he thinks he's gonna walk out on us? 254 00:10:57,758 --> 00:10:59,391 I mean, seriously, fuck that guy. 255 00:10:59,476 --> 00:11:01,260 Fuck him. Rigby. 256 00:11:03,681 --> 00:11:05,597 What are we gonna do? 257 00:11:06,817 --> 00:11:08,267 - Rigby. - Rigby. 258 00:11:11,071 --> 00:11:14,523 Richard, I have something that might cheer you up. 259 00:11:17,778 --> 00:11:18,694 What is this? 260 00:11:18,779 --> 00:11:20,696 Go on, Gloomy Gus, open it. 261 00:11:29,290 --> 00:11:31,089 Okay. 262 00:11:31,175 --> 00:11:35,510 So this is a box of files with companies' information on it? 263 00:11:35,629 --> 00:11:39,848 No. These are all companies that I took the liberty of reaching out to 264 00:11:39,967 --> 00:11:44,102 that are actually offering you the job of CTO. 265 00:11:44,188 --> 00:11:45,103 Really? 266 00:11:45,189 --> 00:11:46,972 Some of these companies are pretty good. 267 00:11:47,107 --> 00:11:49,641 Flutterbeam's like... really good. 268 00:11:49,727 --> 00:11:51,693 Of course it is. They all are. 269 00:11:51,812 --> 00:11:54,146 You're the belle of the ball, 270 00:11:54,281 --> 00:11:56,982 and these are all your swains, 271 00:11:57,067 --> 00:11:59,234 hoping for a glimpse of ankle. 272 00:12:05,626 --> 00:12:09,828 Ah. The nest wherein the asp doth coil. 273 00:12:09,963 --> 00:12:11,330 Where's Richard? Is he coming? 274 00:12:11,465 --> 00:12:12,664 Nope. 275 00:12:12,750 --> 00:12:15,667 Congratulations, you've successfully broken a good man. 276 00:12:15,803 --> 00:12:17,002 Is that Barker? 277 00:12:17,087 --> 00:12:19,554 Uh... yeah. 278 00:12:19,673 --> 00:12:20,839 What are you gonna do? 279 00:12:20,974 --> 00:12:24,509 I just spent the last 16 hours cherry-picking Friars Roasts 280 00:12:24,645 --> 00:12:26,978 for the premium old-man jokes. 281 00:12:27,064 --> 00:12:29,231 Essentially, I'm going to beat him to death 282 00:12:29,350 --> 00:12:30,682 with his own titanium hips. 283 00:12:30,818 --> 00:12:33,101 Not just for me, but for Richard. 284 00:12:37,825 --> 00:12:41,610 Jack Barker, aka Action Jack. 285 00:12:41,695 --> 00:12:43,111 We meet at last. 286 00:12:43,197 --> 00:12:44,329 Erlich Bachman. 287 00:12:44,415 --> 00:12:46,031 Mr. Bachman. 288 00:12:46,116 --> 00:12:47,499 Pleasure to finally meet you. 289 00:12:47,584 --> 00:12:48,667 I'm a big fan. 290 00:12:48,752 --> 00:12:51,086 Oh, really? Of what? Metamucil? 291 00:12:51,205 --> 00:12:53,839 Polio? The phonograph? 292 00:12:53,924 --> 00:12:55,624 A nice piece of fish? 293 00:12:55,709 --> 00:12:57,342 Segregated water fountains? 294 00:12:57,428 --> 00:13:01,713 Senior citizen discounts at Perkins Family restaurants? 295 00:13:01,849 --> 00:13:06,134 Erectile dysfunction because of corroded penile arteries? 296 00:13:06,220 --> 00:13:08,720 Deviled eggs as an entrée? 297 00:13:10,557 --> 00:13:11,723 Liking Ike? 298 00:13:11,859 --> 00:13:12,691 No. 299 00:13:12,776 --> 00:13:14,693 None of those, Mr. Bachman. 300 00:13:14,778 --> 00:13:16,228 I am a fan of yours. 301 00:13:16,313 --> 00:13:20,232 Have been ever since you were at the helm of Aviato. 302 00:13:22,903 --> 00:13:24,486 You know Aviato? 303 00:13:24,571 --> 00:13:27,072 Yes. Aviato. 304 00:13:28,375 --> 00:13:29,408 My Aviato? 305 00:13:29,493 --> 00:13:31,910 Is there any other Aviato? 306 00:13:31,995 --> 00:13:34,246 Well, legally, there cannot be. 307 00:13:34,381 --> 00:13:35,580 Mr. Barker, pleasure to meet you. 308 00:13:35,666 --> 00:13:36,998 - Is that a poppy seed muffin? - Yes, sir. 309 00:13:37,084 --> 00:13:39,584 Well, Poppy wants one 'cause Mommy already got hers. 310 00:13:41,088 --> 00:13:43,505 Hooli stock jumped seven percent today 311 00:13:43,590 --> 00:13:45,474 on this news that Gavin Belson is writing down 312 00:13:45,592 --> 00:13:47,642 the entire Nucleus project. 313 00:13:47,761 --> 00:13:49,010 What's happening here? 314 00:13:49,096 --> 00:13:50,145 It was a courageous move. 315 00:13:50,264 --> 00:13:51,313 He's a straight shooter, 316 00:13:51,432 --> 00:13:53,181 and obviously Wall Street is responding to that. 317 00:13:53,267 --> 00:13:55,066 So, what else do you think... 318 00:13:55,152 --> 00:13:56,768 So, by our account, 319 00:13:56,904 --> 00:13:59,321 just under 50 percent of Hooli employment agreements 320 00:13:59,440 --> 00:14:01,189 include a non-compete clause. 321 00:14:01,275 --> 00:14:05,327 The same clause that caused us to lose the Pied Piper lawsuit in arbitration 322 00:14:05,446 --> 00:14:06,611 and are thus legally invalid, 323 00:14:06,747 --> 00:14:09,498 calling into question some of our IP ownership. 324 00:14:09,616 --> 00:14:12,167 Shit. I was afraid of that. 325 00:14:12,286 --> 00:14:15,954 But hypothetically, this also presents an opportunity. 326 00:14:16,089 --> 00:14:19,007 Any of those people could be dismissed with no severance. 327 00:14:19,126 --> 00:14:20,125 Any unvested stock 328 00:14:20,260 --> 00:14:21,843 would return to the company option pool. 329 00:14:21,962 --> 00:14:26,131 So, in other words, we have the right to terminate any of those people 330 00:14:26,266 --> 00:14:28,600 with no repercussions whatsoever, 331 00:14:28,685 --> 00:14:30,936 and we'd actually make money? 332 00:14:31,021 --> 00:14:32,804 Correct. 333 00:14:32,940 --> 00:14:36,141 You know, our annual individual performance reviews 334 00:14:36,276 --> 00:14:40,228 showed a 20 percent incidence of sub-standard work. 335 00:14:40,314 --> 00:14:43,615 So essentially, one out of every five Hooli team members 336 00:14:43,700 --> 00:14:46,284 deserve to be fired. 337 00:14:49,206 --> 00:14:51,156 Oh, I'm sorry. What? 338 00:14:55,212 --> 00:14:56,828 So, are you nervous? 339 00:14:56,914 --> 00:14:58,914 No, actually. I feel pretty good. 340 00:14:58,999 --> 00:15:01,883 Flutterbeam was the best company we looked at. 341 00:15:02,002 --> 00:15:04,002 Their tech is great. Their offer is amazing. 342 00:15:04,087 --> 00:15:05,337 Actually, I'm kind of pumped. 343 00:15:05,472 --> 00:15:08,006 Well, your pumpedness makes me pumped. 344 00:15:08,091 --> 00:15:09,674 You just got... okay. 345 00:15:09,760 --> 00:15:10,675 - I'll do it. - Yeah. 346 00:15:10,811 --> 00:15:13,178 All right. Well, Jared... 347 00:15:13,313 --> 00:15:16,064 we gotta one day figure out what we're gonna do for you for a job. 348 00:15:16,183 --> 00:15:18,900 Richard, you'll go. You'll establish yourself, 349 00:15:19,019 --> 00:15:21,486 and when the time is right, you'll send for me. 350 00:15:21,572 --> 00:15:24,406 Richard, you have to talk to this man. 351 00:15:24,525 --> 00:15:26,324 Who, Barker? Pass. 352 00:15:26,410 --> 00:15:27,993 This guy is real, okay, Richard? 353 00:15:28,078 --> 00:15:29,528 With his managerial skills 354 00:15:29,613 --> 00:15:31,196 and your talent as an engineer, 355 00:15:31,331 --> 00:15:33,532 we could be talking about the D-word here. 356 00:15:33,617 --> 00:15:35,450 - Dick? - No. Decacorn. 357 00:15:35,536 --> 00:15:40,338 A company that's valued over $10 billion before its initial public offering. 358 00:15:40,424 --> 00:15:41,289 All right? 359 00:15:41,375 --> 00:15:42,874 He's still at Raviga for another hour. 360 00:15:43,010 --> 00:15:44,259 Please go talk to him. 361 00:15:44,378 --> 00:15:47,796 Sorry, I can't do that. I'm already set up at Flutterbeam. 362 00:15:47,881 --> 00:15:50,765 Whose CEO, unprompted, said, 363 00:15:50,884 --> 00:15:54,719 "A brain like Richard's comes along once in a generation." 364 00:15:56,974 --> 00:15:58,974 Sorry. I'm just proud. 365 00:16:00,360 --> 00:16:02,310 Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. 366 00:16:02,396 --> 00:16:04,946 Richard, I'm not asking you to spoon with the guy 367 00:16:05,065 --> 00:16:06,064 or even fork him. 368 00:16:06,149 --> 00:16:08,233 - What I'm asking for... - What is that? 369 00:16:08,318 --> 00:16:11,069 Forking is when you use your dick and your two legs 370 00:16:11,154 --> 00:16:12,404 to stab him in the lower torso. 371 00:16:12,539 --> 00:16:14,789 I'm asking for you to take 10 minutes and talk to him 372 00:16:14,908 --> 00:16:16,958 before you throw everything that we built away. 373 00:16:17,077 --> 00:16:18,960 And yes, I did say "we." 374 00:16:19,079 --> 00:16:21,212 I mean, if you want to stop by Raviga, 375 00:16:21,298 --> 00:16:23,081 it's on the way to Flutterbeam. 376 00:16:25,335 --> 00:16:28,219 I mean, I threw some Tyson-level haymakers at this guy. 377 00:16:28,305 --> 00:16:30,221 Richard, he didn't flinch. 378 00:16:30,307 --> 00:16:32,257 He floats like a butterfly. 379 00:16:32,342 --> 00:16:33,725 Hey, Richard. 380 00:16:33,810 --> 00:16:35,760 What's going on? 381 00:16:35,896 --> 00:16:37,929 - We've been talking. - Okay. 382 00:16:38,065 --> 00:16:40,515 Guys, this isn't really a great time. Richard. 383 00:16:40,601 --> 00:16:43,435 We wanna tell you something. Right? 384 00:16:44,203 --> 00:16:45,419 Yeah, it's something important. 385 00:16:45,505 --> 00:16:47,204 Maybe later. So, Richard? 386 00:16:47,290 --> 00:16:48,372 Guys, come on. 387 00:16:49,792 --> 00:16:52,460 We know you're leaving... 388 00:16:52,545 --> 00:16:54,295 - Yep. Well aware. - ...but... 389 00:16:56,349 --> 00:16:59,266 - We're not. Yeah. - ...we're gonna stay at Pied Piper. 390 00:17:02,805 --> 00:17:03,721 Really? 391 00:17:03,806 --> 00:17:04,972 Why are you laughing? 392 00:17:05,107 --> 00:17:07,558 I'm sorry. Wow. 393 00:17:07,643 --> 00:17:09,143 Well, it's just that you really think 394 00:17:09,228 --> 00:17:12,062 that you're gonna be able to scale the platform without me? 395 00:17:12,148 --> 00:17:13,481 Goddamn it! 396 00:17:13,506 --> 00:17:14,922 - Yeah. - You don't think we can? 397 00:17:14,947 --> 00:17:16,030 Well, I know you can't. 398 00:17:16,055 --> 00:17:17,237 That's a bold statement. 399 00:17:17,320 --> 00:17:19,987 - Richard. - We have massive tech debt. 400 00:17:20,122 --> 00:17:23,457 You really think that you can scale and deploy my library 401 00:17:23,543 --> 00:17:25,409 without any input from me? 402 00:17:25,495 --> 00:17:26,494 Are you serious here? 403 00:17:26,579 --> 00:17:27,628 - Yes, we do. - Yeah. 404 00:17:27,713 --> 00:17:30,498 Then I guess you are truly delusional. 405 00:17:30,633 --> 00:17:32,633 Well, I think you're an arrogant prick. 406 00:17:33,503 --> 00:17:34,635 I'm the arrogant prick. 407 00:17:34,720 --> 00:17:36,170 Okay. This is coming from two people 408 00:17:36,305 --> 00:17:38,506 who think they know everything about code they didn't even write. 409 00:17:38,641 --> 00:17:40,341 We wrote a lot of the code. 410 00:17:40,426 --> 00:17:42,843 - You wrote some of it. - You know what? We're gonna stay, 411 00:17:42,929 --> 00:17:45,563 and we're gonna build Pied Piper just to prove you wrong. 412 00:17:45,681 --> 00:17:47,181 Okay. Thank you for the solidarity by the way, 413 00:17:47,266 --> 00:17:48,315 and sticking with your friend. 414 00:17:48,401 --> 00:17:49,350 You know what, Erlich? 415 00:17:49,435 --> 00:17:51,151 You can tell Barker to go fuck himself, 416 00:17:51,237 --> 00:17:52,520 so I can go to Flutterbeam 417 00:17:52,605 --> 00:17:55,606 and then watch these two assholes crash and burn 418 00:17:55,691 --> 00:17:58,275 trying to build out Pied Piper by themselves. 419 00:17:58,361 --> 00:17:59,493 This'll be great. 420 00:17:59,579 --> 00:18:02,446 Great timing, guys. Thank you so much. 421 00:18:02,532 --> 00:18:03,864 Premium stuff, Dinesh. 422 00:18:03,950 --> 00:18:05,833 Richard. Richard? 423 00:18:05,918 --> 00:18:09,703 Well, we are now living in a post-Rigby world. 424 00:18:12,708 --> 00:18:14,875 Man, this place is amazing. 425 00:18:15,011 --> 00:18:17,711 Yeah. We raised a shit ton of money. 426 00:18:17,847 --> 00:18:20,047 We're growing fast as balls. 427 00:18:20,132 --> 00:18:22,182 But we're not exactly super psyched 428 00:18:22,268 --> 00:18:24,134 with the quality of our engineering. 429 00:18:24,220 --> 00:18:25,970 Well, it's a good thing I'm here then, right? 430 00:18:26,055 --> 00:18:28,055 Yeah. 431 00:18:28,140 --> 00:18:30,107 All joking aside, I actually have a few thoughts 432 00:18:30,226 --> 00:18:31,475 on your video platform if you... 433 00:18:31,561 --> 00:18:33,978 We're pretty happy with the basic platform. 434 00:18:34,063 --> 00:18:35,980 We want to hand you something way cooler. 435 00:18:36,065 --> 00:18:38,365 It's kind of like a secret project. 436 00:18:38,451 --> 00:18:41,151 I got to warn you, though. It's pretty rad. 437 00:18:42,083 --> 00:18:43,749 Sit right here. 438 00:18:43,835 --> 00:18:44,717 Okay. 439 00:18:44,802 --> 00:18:46,585 - All right. - Oh. Hello. 440 00:18:46,671 --> 00:18:48,220 This is the present. 441 00:18:48,583 --> 00:18:49,999 You ready to go to the future? 442 00:18:50,084 --> 00:18:51,333 Sure. 443 00:18:51,419 --> 00:18:53,753 Three, two, one. 444 00:18:53,871 --> 00:18:55,037 Bam! 445 00:18:55,927 --> 00:18:58,261 Oh. I... I have a mustache. 446 00:18:58,353 --> 00:18:59,436 Fuck yeah, you do. 447 00:18:59,571 --> 00:19:00,437 And check this out. 448 00:19:00,522 --> 00:19:02,522 Turn your head. See that? 449 00:19:02,608 --> 00:19:05,775 Compositing perfect 3-D holographic mustaches 450 00:19:05,911 --> 00:19:08,995 using depth-sensing cameras in a live video chat. 451 00:19:09,114 --> 00:19:10,196 And no one's doing it. 452 00:19:10,282 --> 00:19:11,247 Nobody. 453 00:19:11,333 --> 00:19:13,867 Sorry. This is the... this is the rad thing? 454 00:19:13,952 --> 00:19:15,952 Look, Richard, we agree, okay? 455 00:19:16,088 --> 00:19:17,287 We're not there yet. 456 00:19:17,422 --> 00:19:19,789 We're using a crappy plug-in, so the latency is bad. 457 00:19:19,875 --> 00:19:21,458 You turn too fast, that mustache is on your ear. 458 00:19:21,593 --> 00:19:24,628 But with your help, we think we can cut our 'stache lag 459 00:19:24,763 --> 00:19:27,797 to just... 20 milliseconds motion-to-photon 460 00:19:27,883 --> 00:19:29,883 in... nine months? 461 00:19:29,968 --> 00:19:31,301 Just in time for Movember. 462 00:19:31,386 --> 00:19:33,937 So, which one do you want on your employee badge? 463 00:19:34,773 --> 00:19:35,939 - Tom Selleck? - Aloha. 464 00:19:36,024 --> 00:19:37,941 Ooh, Fu Manchu. 465 00:19:38,026 --> 00:19:39,392 - John Waters. - Not bad. 466 00:19:39,478 --> 00:19:41,111 Alex Trebek. Hitler. 467 00:19:41,196 --> 00:19:43,063 - Probably not Hitler. Skip him. - Oh yeah. 468 00:19:43,148 --> 00:19:45,031 - Bam. Sam Elliot. - Howdy. 469 00:19:45,150 --> 00:19:46,149 Sure. 470 00:19:46,284 --> 00:19:47,400 Oh. Uh... 471 00:19:47,486 --> 00:19:50,153 Okay, so we've got to hop on a call with biz dev... 472 00:19:50,238 --> 00:19:50,886 Okay. 473 00:19:50,938 --> 00:19:53,501 ...but feel free to keep on 'staching. Okay? 474 00:19:53,792 --> 00:19:55,241 - There you go. - All right. 475 00:19:55,327 --> 00:19:58,328 Hey, if you want to have your attorney look over the employment agreement 476 00:19:58,463 --> 00:20:01,748 and the stock option grant, it's cool by us, all right? 477 00:20:01,833 --> 00:20:03,633 Just sign it. You're in. 478 00:20:03,883 --> 00:20:05,499 - We'll see you Monday, man. - We're pumped. 479 00:20:05,778 --> 00:20:09,947 Okay. Well, your pumpedness makes me pumped. 480 00:20:22,854 --> 00:20:24,237 Uh, uh... 481 00:20:24,356 --> 00:20:26,856 Pete Monahan, please. It's Richard Hendricks. 482 00:20:26,992 --> 00:20:29,693 I just need him to go over a contract for me. 483 00:20:31,580 --> 00:20:32,529 What? 484 00:20:34,700 --> 00:20:36,259 Are you an attorney here to see a client? 485 00:20:37,088 --> 00:20:41,439 No. Actuallt, I'm a client who is here see my attorney. 486 00:20:41,479 --> 00:20:44,030 Okay. Follow me. 487 00:20:44,149 --> 00:20:48,818 It began as a innocent celebration of our arbitration victory. 488 00:20:49,205 --> 00:20:53,091 I ordered a kombucha, which I did not realize contained alcohol. 489 00:20:53,176 --> 00:20:56,294 It was described to me as a healthy, organic tea. 490 00:20:56,429 --> 00:20:59,714 Next thing I knew, I was 70 miles away, wrapped naked in a blanket, 491 00:20:59,791 --> 00:21:01,124 shaking off a meth high, 492 00:21:01,217 --> 00:21:04,719 and facing charges for attacking a police horse with a shovel. 493 00:21:06,526 --> 00:21:08,443 Oh. Holy shit. 494 00:21:08,561 --> 00:21:11,279 From a legal standpoint, it was a clear violation of my parole, 495 00:21:11,398 --> 00:21:14,032 and I must now serve my entire sentence... 496 00:21:14,117 --> 00:21:15,064 Okay. 497 00:21:15,166 --> 00:21:17,716 ...and any additional time stemming from the new charges, 498 00:21:17,835 --> 00:21:19,418 which continue to accrue. 499 00:21:20,254 --> 00:21:22,304 But I'm owning my mistakes. 500 00:21:22,389 --> 00:21:24,840 - Oh. - I am staying positive. 501 00:21:26,310 --> 00:21:27,810 Enough about me. 502 00:21:28,245 --> 00:21:29,861 Let's take a look at that contract. 503 00:21:29,996 --> 00:21:31,495 Okay. 504 00:21:34,283 --> 00:21:36,750 I would red-line it, but... 505 00:21:36,869 --> 00:21:38,953 I'm not allowed to have a pencil. 506 00:21:40,206 --> 00:21:41,255 Oh. 507 00:21:45,711 --> 00:21:47,795 This makes less sense the more I look at it. 508 00:21:47,880 --> 00:21:50,714 Okay. What's this number over here? 509 00:21:51,601 --> 00:21:52,516 I don't know. 510 00:21:52,602 --> 00:21:54,718 I didn't handle the compression library. 511 00:21:55,688 --> 00:21:56,720 Neither did I. 512 00:21:56,806 --> 00:21:58,973 You're telling me Richard did this all on his own? 513 00:21:59,058 --> 00:22:00,724 Shit. I thought you did it. 514 00:22:00,810 --> 00:22:03,394 Now I respect you even less. 515 00:22:03,529 --> 00:22:05,863 We each know 90 percent of the platform... 516 00:22:06,782 --> 00:22:08,315 but it's the same 90 percent. 517 00:22:08,401 --> 00:22:10,701 Maybe that arrogant prick was right. 518 00:22:11,571 --> 00:22:13,070 We can't scale it without him. 519 00:22:14,040 --> 00:22:15,656 We are so fucked. 520 00:22:17,159 --> 00:22:18,242 Wait. 521 00:22:19,212 --> 00:22:20,794 - Yeah? - I got it. 522 00:22:25,084 --> 00:22:27,418 We quit out of solidarity with Richard. 523 00:22:28,337 --> 00:22:29,753 That's interesting. 524 00:22:29,839 --> 00:22:33,173 So even though he said all that horrible shit to us, 525 00:22:33,259 --> 00:22:34,892 we take the high road 526 00:22:34,977 --> 00:22:35,976 and we get his back. 527 00:22:36,095 --> 00:22:37,061 Yeah. 528 00:22:37,146 --> 00:22:39,096 Maybe he'll even hire us at his new company. 529 00:22:40,182 --> 00:22:41,565 Flutterbeam. 530 00:22:48,824 --> 00:22:50,741 - Mustaches? - Yes. 531 00:22:50,826 --> 00:22:53,410 Doesn't necessarily have to stop at people. 532 00:22:53,496 --> 00:22:55,329 They can put mustaches on their pets, too. 533 00:22:55,448 --> 00:22:56,780 It's actually pretty fun. 534 00:22:56,916 --> 00:23:01,285 So, soon you'll be putting mustaches on cats and dogs and... 535 00:23:01,370 --> 00:23:03,287 - snakes. - Snakes, yeah, yeah. 536 00:23:03,422 --> 00:23:06,040 I mean, it's a little tricky because they don't have a philtrum, 537 00:23:06,125 --> 00:23:10,544 so finding an anchor point for that mustache is actually... 538 00:23:10,630 --> 00:23:13,764 gonna be quite of a technological challenge. 539 00:23:13,849 --> 00:23:15,466 - It's exciting stuff. - It really is. 540 00:23:15,551 --> 00:23:16,717 Richard. 541 00:23:16,802 --> 00:23:18,602 Let me ask you something. 542 00:23:19,472 --> 00:23:21,221 Why are you leaving Pied Piper? 543 00:23:23,859 --> 00:23:25,893 They pushed me out. 544 00:23:25,978 --> 00:23:27,444 I thought they offered you another position. 545 00:23:27,530 --> 00:23:29,813 Yeah, CTO. It's a demotion. 546 00:23:29,949 --> 00:23:32,232 Well, wouldn't you be CTO at Flutterbeam? 547 00:23:32,318 --> 00:23:35,986 Yes, but at least this way, I don't have to eat shit. 548 00:23:36,122 --> 00:23:39,573 Richard, let me tell you something I learned here on the inside. 549 00:23:41,077 --> 00:23:45,913 Swallow your pride, or soon you'll be eating something far worse than shit. 550 00:23:46,916 --> 00:23:48,716 Believe me. 551 00:23:48,834 --> 00:23:52,836 Don't you think you should at least meet this Barker fellow? 552 00:24:05,351 --> 00:24:06,233 So where are we? 553 00:24:06,352 --> 00:24:09,103 Seventeen hundred people slated for exiting. 554 00:24:09,188 --> 00:24:12,356 Their negated options total 780,000 shares. 555 00:24:12,441 --> 00:24:15,492 That money can be allocated anyway you see fit. 556 00:24:15,578 --> 00:24:18,912 Employee bonuses, renovations to the day-care center. 557 00:24:19,031 --> 00:24:21,615 What have you. What should we prioritize? 558 00:24:25,538 --> 00:24:27,171 Sorry, I don't understand. 559 00:24:28,040 --> 00:24:29,707 It's all in the document. 560 00:24:29,842 --> 00:24:31,592 You take that severance package, 561 00:24:31,711 --> 00:24:34,678 and you leave Hooli immediately. 562 00:24:34,764 --> 00:24:36,463 But the most important aspect 563 00:24:36,549 --> 00:24:39,717 is the non-disclosure, non-disparagement clause, 564 00:24:39,852 --> 00:24:44,221 in which you agree not to say anything negative in the press, 565 00:24:44,306 --> 00:24:46,557 in public, or in private 566 00:24:46,692 --> 00:24:48,892 about Hooli or Gavin Belson. 567 00:24:49,779 --> 00:24:51,862 Okay, I won't. 568 00:24:51,947 --> 00:24:54,031 You will not discuss anything you did at Hooli 569 00:24:54,116 --> 00:24:57,368 at all, in perpetuity, 570 00:24:57,453 --> 00:24:58,485 throughout the universe. 571 00:24:58,571 --> 00:25:01,288 I didn't really do anything at Hooli, so... 572 00:25:01,407 --> 00:25:03,707 Good. You're getting the hang of it already. 573 00:25:03,793 --> 00:25:05,709 So, can I keep my Hooli ID, though, 574 00:25:05,795 --> 00:25:08,879 so I can still come and hang out with my friends on the roof? 575 00:25:08,964 --> 00:25:10,547 You cannot. 576 00:25:10,633 --> 00:25:13,300 Officially, you will no longer have any friends here. 577 00:25:13,419 --> 00:25:14,418 Shoot. 578 00:25:15,805 --> 00:25:18,172 I have to think about this then. 579 00:25:18,257 --> 00:25:21,425 This settlement offer is quite generous. 580 00:25:21,510 --> 00:25:25,262 I know, I know. I mean, $2 million is a lot of money. 581 00:25:26,232 --> 00:25:28,682 Two? No. It's... 582 00:25:29,819 --> 00:25:31,935 It's $20 million. 583 00:25:34,690 --> 00:25:35,856 Twenty? 584 00:25:40,613 --> 00:25:43,080 So they fired me before they hired you, 585 00:25:43,165 --> 00:25:45,365 so it's not your fault. I just... 586 00:25:45,451 --> 00:25:48,452 I feel like this... can't really work. 587 00:25:48,537 --> 00:25:50,003 - Do you understand? - I do, Richard. 588 00:25:50,122 --> 00:25:51,338 It's like... 589 00:25:51,457 --> 00:25:54,425 can I really be expected to do my best work 590 00:25:54,510 --> 00:25:57,211 when I am constantly feeling undervalued 591 00:25:57,296 --> 00:25:59,296 at the company that I started? 592 00:25:59,381 --> 00:26:00,431 Does that make sense? 593 00:26:00,516 --> 00:26:02,683 It does, Richard. Absolutely. 594 00:26:02,802 --> 00:26:03,934 I hear each and every one 595 00:26:04,019 --> 00:26:05,552 of your concerns loud and clear, 596 00:26:05,638 --> 00:26:07,855 and I appreciate your position. 597 00:26:07,973 --> 00:26:08,972 Mm. 598 00:26:09,859 --> 00:26:11,358 So, I guess we just won't do it. 599 00:26:11,477 --> 00:26:12,976 Come on, I'll walk you out. 600 00:26:15,030 --> 00:26:15,979 Wait. What? 601 00:26:16,115 --> 00:26:17,648 Sorry. You what? 602 00:26:17,733 --> 00:26:18,782 Jack? 603 00:26:19,985 --> 00:26:21,318 Sorry, I don't understand. 604 00:26:21,454 --> 00:26:23,036 You're not gonna take the job? 605 00:26:23,155 --> 00:26:24,154 Not if you're not. 606 00:26:24,240 --> 00:26:25,739 Without you handling the tech, 607 00:26:25,825 --> 00:26:27,825 I don't see how this company works. 608 00:26:27,960 --> 00:26:30,043 Wow. I mean, yeah, I agree. 609 00:26:30,162 --> 00:26:32,913 Richard, it's hard enough running a business 610 00:26:32,998 --> 00:26:35,165 when everyone is on the same page. 611 00:26:35,251 --> 00:26:38,168 And clearly, we are not. 612 00:26:38,254 --> 00:26:40,003 - Well... yeah. - No, no, it's fine, 613 00:26:40,139 --> 00:26:42,639 and I appreciate you being so honest with me. 614 00:26:42,725 --> 00:26:45,008 I mean, better we find out now, right? 615 00:26:45,144 --> 00:26:46,143 Yeah. 616 00:26:46,229 --> 00:26:48,980 Anyway, I hope we each find a good fit somewhere. 617 00:26:49,064 --> 00:26:50,347 Thanks for coming up. 618 00:26:53,019 --> 00:26:55,854 You got a hell of a brain there, Richard Hendricks. 619 00:26:55,939 --> 00:26:57,155 You drive safe. 620 00:26:58,288 --> 00:26:59,120 Yeah. 621 00:27:31,682 --> 00:27:32,940 Shit. 622 00:27:39,612 --> 00:27:42,635 - sync and corrections by Caio - - www.addic7ed.com - 622 00:27:43,305 --> 00:27:49,672 Please rate this subtitle at www.osdb.link/7jbps Help other users to choose the best subtitles 9999 00:00:0,500 --> 00:00:2,00 www.tvsubtitles.net 46060

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