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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:05,719 --> 00:00:08,587 (music playing) 2 00:00:08,622 --> 00:00:09,955 Hey, welcome to EndFrame. 3 00:00:09,957 --> 00:00:13,008 Yes, hi. Would you... Just tell your boss 4 00:00:13,043 --> 00:00:16,211 that the CEO of Pied Piper is here to see them? 5 00:00:16,263 --> 00:00:17,679 That's the company that they ripped off. 6 00:00:17,715 --> 00:00:20,132 Sure. And your name is, sir? 7 00:00:20,184 --> 00:00:21,467 Erlich Bachman. 8 00:00:21,519 --> 00:00:24,219 No. I'm Richard Hendricks. I'm the CEO. 9 00:00:24,271 --> 00:00:25,804 (chuckles) 10 00:00:25,856 --> 00:00:27,473 - Oh, really? - Yes. 11 00:00:27,475 --> 00:00:29,141 Why would you assume that he's the CEO? 12 00:00:29,193 --> 00:00:31,443 Well, he's... No reason. 13 00:00:31,479 --> 00:00:33,862 Um... The guys are in a staff meeting right now though. 14 00:00:33,898 --> 00:00:35,030 They should be out shortly. 15 00:00:35,065 --> 00:00:36,482 Would you guys like some water while you wait? 16 00:00:36,484 --> 00:00:37,733 We have four flavors, 17 00:00:37,785 --> 00:00:40,068 and the cartons are made from locally sourced organic... 18 00:00:40,120 --> 00:00:41,820 Yeah, we get it. You're funded, so... 19 00:00:41,822 --> 00:00:43,155 They're good. 20 00:00:47,828 --> 00:00:49,161 (sighs) 21 00:00:49,213 --> 00:00:53,248 The market has been exceptionally volatile lately. 22 00:00:53,300 --> 00:00:54,583 As a result... 23 00:00:54,635 --> 00:00:57,052 many of the very aggressive positions we took... 24 00:00:57,087 --> 00:01:00,839 at your specific request have performed poorly. 25 00:01:00,891 --> 00:01:03,342 Very, very poorly. 26 00:01:04,345 --> 00:01:05,811 Do you understand? 27 00:01:05,846 --> 00:01:08,564 Yeah. Would you fuck her? 28 00:01:09,767 --> 00:01:11,900 If I weren't married, I suppose... 29 00:01:11,936 --> 00:01:14,853 but, Russ, as your business manager, 30 00:01:14,905 --> 00:01:17,072 I need to tell you something, 31 00:01:17,107 --> 00:01:19,575 and you're not going to like it. 32 00:01:19,610 --> 00:01:21,193 At all. 33 00:01:21,245 --> 00:01:23,862 ♪ ♪ 34 00:01:23,914 --> 00:01:25,581 Dinesh: So, what's the plan here, Richard? 35 00:01:25,616 --> 00:01:28,333 We're not gonna, like, fight them, right? 36 00:01:28,369 --> 00:01:31,119 Uh... No, no. I don't... I just... 37 00:01:31,171 --> 00:01:32,671 I mean, we got to do something. 38 00:01:32,706 --> 00:01:34,873 Even if it's just yelling at them... 39 00:01:34,925 --> 00:01:36,875 telling them that they're not gonna get away with this. 40 00:01:36,877 --> 00:01:38,210 But you know they are, right? 41 00:01:38,262 --> 00:01:40,295 Well, not if I have anything to do about it. 42 00:01:40,347 --> 00:01:42,097 But you sort of don't. 43 00:01:42,132 --> 00:01:45,217 I support you, Richard, no matter how futile the effort. 44 00:01:45,219 --> 00:01:46,385 Thanks. 45 00:01:46,387 --> 00:01:48,303 Look who just right-swiped me on Tinder. 46 00:01:48,355 --> 00:01:49,721 Karen. 47 00:01:49,723 --> 00:01:51,056 She's cute. 48 00:01:51,108 --> 00:01:53,442 Says here that she's looking for a man on the go. 49 00:01:54,395 --> 00:01:55,944 You don't "go" anywhere. 50 00:01:55,980 --> 00:01:57,946 What, are you getting that res on 4G? 51 00:01:57,982 --> 00:02:00,032 - She's cute, right? - Wow. 52 00:02:02,369 --> 00:02:04,036 Yoyodyne Wi-Fi? 53 00:02:04,071 --> 00:02:06,405 That's the company next door. 54 00:02:06,457 --> 00:02:09,825 Why is their Wi-Fi password saved on your phone, Dinesh? 55 00:02:09,877 --> 00:02:11,410 Huh? Um... 56 00:02:11,412 --> 00:02:13,662 I have a friend who works there. 57 00:02:13,714 --> 00:02:14,746 Friend? 58 00:02:14,748 --> 00:02:17,132 What friend? You don't have any friends. 59 00:02:17,167 --> 00:02:20,752 Maroush Davidson Jones. 60 00:02:22,256 --> 00:02:25,140 Okay, fine. Fine. You got me. 61 00:02:25,175 --> 00:02:28,176 A couple of weeks back, I went on a few interviews, okay? 62 00:02:28,262 --> 00:02:29,761 And Yoyodyne was one of them. 63 00:02:29,763 --> 00:02:31,396 Jesus. Back off. 64 00:02:31,432 --> 00:02:32,598 Outed by Wi-Fi. 65 00:02:32,650 --> 00:02:34,650 It was when you said you were selling to Hooli... 66 00:02:34,685 --> 00:02:37,069 and you know, as soon as you went with Russ, I blew them off. 67 00:02:37,104 --> 00:02:38,937 You know what? Fuck this. 68 00:02:38,939 --> 00:02:41,573 I'm not waiting anymore. I'm going in there. 69 00:02:42,743 --> 00:02:44,276 Mr. Bachman's walking back to you now. 70 00:02:45,663 --> 00:02:48,747 That's not my name. My name is Richard Hendricks. 71 00:02:52,252 --> 00:02:54,503 Hey, remember us? 72 00:02:54,538 --> 00:02:56,455 Oh. Hey, guys. What's up? 73 00:02:56,507 --> 00:02:59,041 ♪ ♪ 74 00:03:07,468 --> 00:03:08,684 You know what you did. 75 00:03:08,719 --> 00:03:11,303 Okay? I saw your live stream. 76 00:03:11,305 --> 00:03:13,305 Okay? I saw your "algorithm." 77 00:03:13,307 --> 00:03:14,773 That's mine. You stole it. 78 00:03:14,808 --> 00:03:18,477 Stole? We asked you guys some questions a while back... 79 00:03:18,479 --> 00:03:20,696 and you were very helpful. 80 00:03:20,731 --> 00:03:24,316 See? Look. These, the photos. These are the photos. 81 00:03:24,318 --> 00:03:26,451 This is proof that you stole it from us. 82 00:03:26,487 --> 00:03:29,204 No, those photos prove that you gave it to us. 83 00:03:29,239 --> 00:03:30,906 Well, you're stealing it all wrong. 84 00:03:30,958 --> 00:03:32,574 I mean, this is how you're gonna build the code book? 85 00:03:32,626 --> 00:03:34,409 Honestly? This is bush-league. 86 00:03:34,461 --> 00:03:36,078 And look at all these redundancies. 87 00:03:36,130 --> 00:03:38,463 I mean, look, if you're gonna build it like that... 88 00:03:38,499 --> 00:03:40,465 - Erlich: Richard, no. - Dinesh: Richard. 89 00:03:41,969 --> 00:03:43,051 Ugh... 90 00:03:43,087 --> 00:03:45,137 Hey, pen down, Dumbledorf. 91 00:03:45,172 --> 00:03:46,388 Suffice to say... 92 00:03:46,423 --> 00:03:49,091 there is something somewhere on this board... 93 00:03:49,143 --> 00:03:50,842 that is gonna strangle you at scale. 94 00:03:51,845 --> 00:03:53,345 Don't write that down. Stop. 95 00:03:55,849 --> 00:03:57,683 Hear me when I say this. 96 00:03:57,685 --> 00:04:01,570 Your tech is always gonna be worse than ours. 97 00:04:01,605 --> 00:04:03,271 That's fine. 98 00:04:03,323 --> 00:04:04,523 How is that fine? 99 00:04:04,575 --> 00:04:07,109 'Cause we have a finished platform and you don't. 100 00:04:07,161 --> 00:04:08,276 Which means, we're the only... 101 00:04:08,328 --> 00:04:10,662 middle-out company currently in the marketplace. 102 00:04:10,698 --> 00:04:13,081 And that's enough for my sales team. 103 00:04:14,284 --> 00:04:15,534 Your what? 104 00:04:16,453 --> 00:04:18,336 (phones ringing) 105 00:04:18,372 --> 00:04:20,122 This is our sales team. 106 00:04:20,174 --> 00:04:21,506 (indistinct chatter) 107 00:04:21,542 --> 00:04:22,758 Okay. 108 00:04:22,793 --> 00:04:23,959 (phones continue ringing) 109 00:04:24,011 --> 00:04:25,260 Hear that sound, buddy? 110 00:04:25,295 --> 00:04:28,096 That's the sound of us leaving you in the dust. 111 00:04:29,099 --> 00:04:34,469 (music theme playing) 112 00:04:37,908 --> 00:04:40,456 sync and corrections by Caio www.addic7ed.com 113 00:04:41,729 --> 00:04:43,979 Gentlemen of the Hooli board... and lady, 114 00:04:44,031 --> 00:04:47,733 question, what is failure? 115 00:04:47,785 --> 00:04:51,153 To the ignorant or those in conventional industries, 116 00:04:51,205 --> 00:04:54,072 the recent Nucleus glitch may seem a failure... 117 00:04:54,124 --> 00:04:55,907 purely in the negative sense. 118 00:04:55,959 --> 00:05:00,045 But we, in this valley, all know that "failures" just like this one... 119 00:05:00,080 --> 00:05:01,797 are really stepping stones. 120 00:05:01,832 --> 00:05:03,882 To bring us the iPhone, 121 00:05:03,917 --> 00:05:05,667 Steve Jobs first had to bring us... 122 00:05:06,920 --> 00:05:08,420 the Newton. 123 00:05:08,422 --> 00:05:10,138 To bring us Facebook... 124 00:05:10,174 --> 00:05:13,759 Mark Zuckerberg also had to bring us Wirehog. 125 00:05:13,761 --> 00:05:16,645 Before he brought us Digg, Kevin Rose... 126 00:05:16,680 --> 00:05:20,065 had to bring us a whole lot of useless things... 127 00:05:20,100 --> 00:05:23,101 and after Digg as well, for that matter. 128 00:05:23,854 --> 00:05:25,070 The point being... 129 00:05:25,105 --> 00:05:28,523 what those in dying business sectors call failure, 130 00:05:28,575 --> 00:05:32,694 we, in tech, know to be pre-greatness. 131 00:05:32,746 --> 00:05:34,279 Uh, I'm sorry. 132 00:05:34,281 --> 00:05:36,998 Are you telling us that the disastrous results 133 00:05:37,034 --> 00:05:40,869 of your Nucleus live stream are a good thing? 134 00:05:40,921 --> 00:05:43,004 No, I'm not telling you that. 135 00:05:43,040 --> 00:05:44,923 History is telling you that. 136 00:05:44,958 --> 00:05:47,793 Please, Gavin, enough spin. 137 00:05:47,795 --> 00:05:50,595 A misstep of that magnitude, there's no excuse. 138 00:05:50,631 --> 00:05:52,047 It's not like we can tell the shareholders 139 00:05:52,099 --> 00:05:54,216 you've suddenly added new functionality. 140 00:05:55,969 --> 00:05:57,385 Haven't I? 141 00:05:57,437 --> 00:05:59,304 Have you? 142 00:05:59,306 --> 00:06:01,139 We weren't told about this. 143 00:06:01,141 --> 00:06:02,557 If I told you about it, 144 00:06:02,609 --> 00:06:05,944 it wouldn't exactly be a secret function. 145 00:06:05,979 --> 00:06:07,112 Now, would it? 146 00:06:07,147 --> 00:06:08,396 Secret function? 147 00:06:08,448 --> 00:06:09,981 Are you saying you've added 148 00:06:09,983 --> 00:06:11,950 something new to the Nucleus platform? 149 00:06:11,985 --> 00:06:13,318 Imagine if you will... 150 00:06:13,370 --> 00:06:15,370 a function so game-changing, 151 00:06:15,405 --> 00:06:17,489 that its integration into Nucleus 152 00:06:17,541 --> 00:06:20,992 will justify any miscue in the platform's roll out. 153 00:06:22,996 --> 00:06:26,631 Imagine, if you will, a function so game-changing, 154 00:06:26,667 --> 00:06:28,500 that its integration into Nucleus 155 00:06:28,552 --> 00:06:32,671 will justify any miscue in the platform's roll out. 156 00:06:32,673 --> 00:06:35,841 Seriously, imagine it, 157 00:06:35,843 --> 00:06:37,392 and do it quickly. 158 00:06:37,427 --> 00:06:39,811 You were all brought here to generate moonshots. 159 00:06:39,847 --> 00:06:41,346 I need a moonshot now. 160 00:06:41,348 --> 00:06:44,683 If there's any greatness in any of you at all, 161 00:06:44,685 --> 00:06:46,017 now is the time to access it. 162 00:06:46,069 --> 00:06:48,186 Please don't disappoint me. 163 00:06:48,188 --> 00:06:51,356 Please, please, please don't disappoint me. 164 00:06:55,362 --> 00:06:57,028 Maybe start after lunch? 165 00:06:57,080 --> 00:06:58,079 - Yeah. - Yeah. 166 00:06:58,115 --> 00:07:00,782 ♪ ♪ 167 00:07:02,586 --> 00:07:04,953 Hello? Russ? 168 00:07:05,005 --> 00:07:06,588 Oh, my God. Is that shit? 169 00:07:06,623 --> 00:07:09,207 - Oh... - Is there dog shit on the floor? 170 00:07:09,293 --> 00:07:10,542 Yes, it's shit. 171 00:07:10,594 --> 00:07:11,877 God! 172 00:07:13,046 --> 00:07:14,846 What happened to your painting? 173 00:07:14,882 --> 00:07:16,765 That's what I wanted to talk to you about. 174 00:07:16,800 --> 00:07:17,883 I've got some bad news, 175 00:07:17,935 --> 00:07:19,134 and you're gonna hear it eventually, 176 00:07:19,186 --> 00:07:21,636 so you might as well hear it from me. 177 00:07:21,688 --> 00:07:23,221 Sit down. 178 00:07:24,975 --> 00:07:27,859 My accountant has informed me that, uh... 179 00:07:31,148 --> 00:07:33,481 I'm financially ruined. 180 00:07:33,533 --> 00:07:36,234 Holy shit. How? 181 00:07:36,286 --> 00:07:38,536 Because of a series of... 182 00:07:38,572 --> 00:07:40,822 bad investments that my fucking money guy 183 00:07:40,874 --> 00:07:42,457 let me talk him into, 184 00:07:42,492 --> 00:07:46,494 I've managed to lose over $200 million. 185 00:07:48,248 --> 00:07:50,298 Wait. Didn't you start out with $1.2 billion? 186 00:07:50,334 --> 00:07:52,751 I mean, you're not exactly broke, right? 187 00:07:52,803 --> 00:07:54,002 I might as well be. 188 00:07:55,005 --> 00:07:57,589 $986 million? 189 00:07:57,591 --> 00:07:59,474 I'm not a billionaire anymore, Richard. 190 00:08:00,727 --> 00:08:03,094 I'm a nine-hundred- and-eighty-sixionaire, 191 00:08:03,096 --> 00:08:04,763 which isn't even a fucking thing. 192 00:08:04,765 --> 00:08:06,932 I'm out of the Three Comma Club. 193 00:08:08,068 --> 00:08:09,935 Functionally, I'm just like you. 194 00:08:09,987 --> 00:08:11,937 Jesus, fuck, that's depressing. 195 00:08:11,989 --> 00:08:15,023 Right. But you're still, basically, a billionaire. 196 00:08:15,075 --> 00:08:16,191 Not if you round down. 197 00:08:16,243 --> 00:08:18,660 If you round down, I have zero billion. 198 00:08:18,695 --> 00:08:20,862 "Forbes" has taken me off their billionaire's list. 199 00:08:20,914 --> 00:08:22,364 Instead, they'll probably put me on their... 200 00:08:22,416 --> 00:08:23,665 close-but-no-cigar list, 201 00:08:23,700 --> 00:08:26,167 which is ironic because I smoke a fuck ton of cigars. 202 00:08:26,203 --> 00:08:28,370 Why the fuck do I buy so many cigars? 203 00:08:29,790 --> 00:08:31,790 I remember the second I became a billionaire. 204 00:08:33,343 --> 00:08:35,126 I was ass-naked sitting right there, 205 00:08:35,178 --> 00:08:38,380 just clicking and refreshing, clicking and refreshing, 206 00:08:38,432 --> 00:08:40,799 watching my stock rise. And when it happened, 207 00:08:40,851 --> 00:08:44,436 I popped a rod so fast, I went blind for a full minute. 208 00:08:44,471 --> 00:08:46,137 Nutted all over those cushions. 209 00:08:46,139 --> 00:08:48,056 I was the king. 210 00:08:48,108 --> 00:08:49,808 Now look at me. 211 00:08:51,611 --> 00:08:53,645 Two shitty fucking commas. 212 00:08:53,697 --> 00:08:55,530 I had to sell my McLaren. 213 00:08:55,565 --> 00:08:57,899 Yeah, but there's a Maserati in the driveway. 214 00:08:57,951 --> 00:08:59,484 Who gives a fuck? 215 00:08:59,536 --> 00:09:01,619 That has doors that open like this. 216 00:09:01,655 --> 00:09:03,288 Not like this. 217 00:09:03,323 --> 00:09:04,823 Or like this. 218 00:09:04,825 --> 00:09:06,074 So it's all fucked. 219 00:09:06,126 --> 00:09:07,575 Well, it's not all fucked. 220 00:09:07,627 --> 00:09:11,296 You did save $50,000 not paying for the charity ball tickets 221 00:09:11,331 --> 00:09:12,547 that you gave me. 222 00:09:12,582 --> 00:09:15,633 Quite an embarrassing moment for Jian-Yang and I. 223 00:09:15,669 --> 00:09:19,421 What? Richard, listen, my accountants tell me... 224 00:09:19,473 --> 00:09:21,506 I need you to start throwing off cash 225 00:09:21,508 --> 00:09:23,174 as quickly as possible, okay? 226 00:09:23,176 --> 00:09:24,592 But you said generating revenue 227 00:09:24,644 --> 00:09:26,311 was exactly what we shouldn't be doing. 228 00:09:26,346 --> 00:09:28,313 But now that I'm spelling billion with an "M," 229 00:09:28,348 --> 00:09:30,148 I'm saying do the exact opposite. 230 00:09:30,183 --> 00:09:32,767 I need you to come back to me in 24 hours 231 00:09:32,819 --> 00:09:34,853 and bring me a proposal that turns the entire operation 232 00:09:34,855 --> 00:09:36,488 into a sales-based model, 233 00:09:36,523 --> 00:09:38,990 just like you told me those assholes over at EndFrame have. 234 00:09:39,026 --> 00:09:40,492 You're gonna dig me out of this hole, Richard. 235 00:09:40,527 --> 00:09:42,027 - What? - You said it yourself. 236 00:09:42,029 --> 00:09:44,029 EndFrame is built to grab a bunch of cash quickly, 237 00:09:44,031 --> 00:09:45,997 - and that's what I need. - Uh... 238 00:09:46,033 --> 00:09:48,783 Dad, where is Mom? 239 00:09:48,835 --> 00:09:50,201 Your mom is with her friend Philippe. 240 00:09:50,253 --> 00:09:52,087 They're in Napa. She's gonna be a few hours. 241 00:09:52,122 --> 00:09:53,755 These guys are gonna watch you, okay? 242 00:09:53,790 --> 00:09:56,091 Watch out for the dog shit. Okay? 243 00:09:56,126 --> 00:09:57,258 I gotta hit the road. 244 00:09:57,294 --> 00:09:58,426 Daddy's going to Vegas. 245 00:09:58,462 --> 00:10:00,845 Flying in a rented Citation Ultra. 246 00:10:00,881 --> 00:10:02,380 Fuck me! 247 00:10:02,382 --> 00:10:03,431 Hello. 248 00:10:03,467 --> 00:10:05,467 Erlich: Uh... hey, buddy. 249 00:10:06,887 --> 00:10:08,553 Jared: Russ wants us to convert to a sales model? 250 00:10:08,605 --> 00:10:09,938 That's just not possible. 251 00:10:09,973 --> 00:10:12,140 I mean, you saw the size of that team at EndFrame. 252 00:10:12,192 --> 00:10:14,225 There were 40 people in that room? 253 00:10:14,277 --> 00:10:15,727 Right. 254 00:10:15,729 --> 00:10:18,530 Even if we fired all of the engineers that we just hired... 255 00:10:20,734 --> 00:10:21,983 Looking good. 256 00:10:22,035 --> 00:10:24,319 Keep at it, Claude. 257 00:10:24,371 --> 00:10:26,738 Jared: Absolutely. Your jobs are not at risk. 258 00:10:28,041 --> 00:10:29,374 That's very comforting. 259 00:10:33,747 --> 00:10:36,164 Even if we adjusted our workforce 260 00:10:36,216 --> 00:10:37,966 and hired sales people instead, 261 00:10:38,001 --> 00:10:41,219 Service Level Agreements like that are enormously complex, 262 00:10:41,254 --> 00:10:43,254 they take a huge number of man hours. 263 00:10:43,256 --> 00:10:46,641 There's no way we could find clients, negotiate terms, 264 00:10:46,676 --> 00:10:49,978 and push deals out the funnel fast enough to yield real cash anytime soon. 265 00:10:50,013 --> 00:10:51,679 We're just not built for it. 266 00:10:51,731 --> 00:10:53,932 Right. Yeah. Yeah. 267 00:10:53,934 --> 00:10:56,768 Oh, Karen posted another photo. 268 00:10:56,770 --> 00:10:58,603 Sending it to you right now. 269 00:11:00,490 --> 00:11:04,692 Wait. Why does it say "sent from my iPhone" at the bottom? 270 00:11:04,744 --> 00:11:06,744 You just sent this from your computer. 271 00:11:06,780 --> 00:11:07,862 It's so that I seem like 272 00:11:07,914 --> 00:11:09,697 I'm an out-and-about kind of person. 273 00:11:09,749 --> 00:11:11,449 I put that in the signature 274 00:11:11,451 --> 00:11:13,284 and then in the body, I'll write fun stuff, 275 00:11:13,336 --> 00:11:15,620 like, "I'm at the opening of a secret restaurant." 276 00:11:15,622 --> 00:11:18,540 Or, "I'm watching 'Jaws' at the pool of an old hotel." 277 00:11:18,592 --> 00:11:21,459 You know, keep it fun, vague, mysterious. 278 00:11:21,511 --> 00:11:24,496 It is a mystery why you think you'll ever see a woman naked. 279 00:11:24,531 --> 00:11:26,331 Dinesh, do you want a piece of advice? 280 00:11:26,366 --> 00:11:28,466 - No, thank you. - Okay, I... 281 00:11:29,853 --> 00:11:31,186 I know Karen is out of my league. 282 00:11:31,221 --> 00:11:34,105 Okay? She's practically not my species. 283 00:11:34,141 --> 00:11:36,724 I'm a guppy, and I'm trying to mate with a dolphin. 284 00:11:36,776 --> 00:11:37,942 You guys are bottom-feeders. 285 00:11:37,978 --> 00:11:40,311 You're like the fish that swim into other fish's mouths 286 00:11:40,313 --> 00:11:41,946 and eat bacteria off their teeth. 287 00:11:41,982 --> 00:11:43,898 There's no such fish. You made that fish up. 288 00:11:43,950 --> 00:11:45,283 Okay, it's an analogy. 289 00:11:45,318 --> 00:11:46,317 I'm not gonna debate 290 00:11:46,319 --> 00:11:47,819 the existence of the literal fish with you, 291 00:11:47,871 --> 00:11:50,155 - 'cause it's not relevant. - Well good, 'cause it doesn't exist. 292 00:11:50,157 --> 00:11:51,072 That is a real fish. 293 00:11:51,124 --> 00:11:53,041 Why don't you just send emails, 294 00:11:53,076 --> 00:11:54,409 from your actual iPhone? 295 00:11:54,461 --> 00:11:56,161 It's all the way in my room. 296 00:11:56,213 --> 00:11:58,663 Wait, so you are trying to convince this girl 297 00:11:58,715 --> 00:12:01,666 that you run half-marathons, 298 00:12:01,718 --> 00:12:04,002 but you won't walk halfway across this house 299 00:12:04,054 --> 00:12:05,670 to get your iPhone? 300 00:12:06,890 --> 00:12:07,839 Basically. 301 00:12:07,891 --> 00:12:10,808 ♪ ♪ 302 00:12:13,013 --> 00:12:14,979 Hi. Is there a... a Russ... 303 00:12:15,015 --> 00:12:17,015 (mumbling) 304 00:12:18,185 --> 00:12:19,350 Boy genius, what's up? 305 00:12:19,402 --> 00:12:21,186 Hey, Russ, uh... 306 00:12:21,238 --> 00:12:24,022 Look, I've run the numbers 50 different ways, 307 00:12:24,024 --> 00:12:26,024 and I just don't know how I'm gonna convert... 308 00:12:26,026 --> 00:12:28,276 You don't need to know. I don't pay you to know. 309 00:12:28,328 --> 00:12:29,744 Know what? 310 00:12:29,779 --> 00:12:31,362 That's right. I know, you don't know. 311 00:12:31,414 --> 00:12:33,281 - I don't know what you know. - No, you don't know, 312 00:12:33,333 --> 00:12:34,532 'cause I figured it out. 313 00:12:34,584 --> 00:12:35,950 You know what? It's what I do. 314 00:12:36,002 --> 00:12:37,702 I put radio on the Internet. 315 00:12:37,704 --> 00:12:39,704 I'm putting the third comma back into my net worth, 316 00:12:39,756 --> 00:12:41,422 and you don't have to do jack shit. 317 00:12:41,458 --> 00:12:43,591 Thanks. Come on, let's get some food. I'm starving. 318 00:12:43,627 --> 00:12:45,093 Do you want your... 319 00:12:49,549 --> 00:12:50,882 Richard, hey. 320 00:12:52,185 --> 00:12:53,518 Good to see you again. 321 00:12:55,055 --> 00:12:56,521 What is this? 322 00:12:56,556 --> 00:12:58,106 This is the solution. 323 00:12:58,141 --> 00:13:00,775 They're not a competitor if you're a part of them, right? 324 00:13:00,810 --> 00:13:04,028 Pied Piper is gonna merge with EndFrame. 325 00:13:08,368 --> 00:13:10,451 I mean, seriously, I'm a genius, right? 326 00:13:13,907 --> 00:13:16,241 Whoa, whoa, whoa. Where the fuck are you going? 327 00:13:16,243 --> 00:13:17,875 You're gonna blow this deal. 328 00:13:17,911 --> 00:13:19,077 You cannot be serious. 329 00:13:19,129 --> 00:13:21,629 Those are the guys who ripped off my algorithm, 330 00:13:21,715 --> 00:13:22,914 which they totally fucked up, by the way. 331 00:13:22,966 --> 00:13:24,215 Okay, so now you can fix it. 332 00:13:24,251 --> 00:13:25,967 Y-You give them a better algorithm, 333 00:13:26,002 --> 00:13:27,385 they'll give you a killer sales team. 334 00:13:27,420 --> 00:13:28,803 And in exchange for bringing you to them, 335 00:13:28,838 --> 00:13:30,888 they give me a big fat buyout of my stake in your company. 336 00:13:30,924 --> 00:13:32,724 I'm that much closer to re-billionizing. 337 00:13:32,759 --> 00:13:34,175 Those guys are clowns. 338 00:13:34,227 --> 00:13:36,477 Clowns with commitments worth millions. 339 00:13:36,513 --> 00:13:38,846 Did you know they have a deal on the table with Intersite? 340 00:13:38,898 --> 00:13:41,099 Intersite? The porn company? Really? 341 00:13:41,151 --> 00:13:42,267 I know. Awesome, right? 342 00:13:42,269 --> 00:13:43,434 And they've done months of hard work. 343 00:13:43,486 --> 00:13:45,436 All you have to do is show up and compress shit. 344 00:13:45,438 --> 00:13:46,604 The answer is no. 345 00:13:46,690 --> 00:13:49,574 Wrong. You do this deal, or I pull your funding. 346 00:13:49,609 --> 00:13:53,278 Well, you can't pull funding because we have a contract, so... 347 00:13:53,330 --> 00:13:55,079 Oh, we have a contract? 348 00:13:55,115 --> 00:13:57,498 We have a fucking contract, Richard? 349 00:13:57,534 --> 00:13:58,950 You wanna know what I have? 350 00:13:58,952 --> 00:14:02,086 (chiming on and off) 351 00:14:02,122 --> 00:14:05,757 A fucking car whose doors open like this. 352 00:14:05,792 --> 00:14:09,010 Not like this, not like this. 353 00:14:10,130 --> 00:14:11,713 (engine starting) 354 00:14:11,765 --> 00:14:13,348 (stereo playing loudly) 355 00:14:13,383 --> 00:14:15,717 These are not the doors of a billionaire, Richard. 356 00:14:15,769 --> 00:14:16,968 Fuck you! 357 00:14:17,020 --> 00:14:22,106 (engine roaring, tires screeching) 358 00:14:25,028 --> 00:14:26,477 Fuck you in the ass. 359 00:14:29,983 --> 00:14:33,034 (electric guitar playing) 360 00:14:33,069 --> 00:14:35,370 So you wanna sue Russ Hanneman? 361 00:14:35,405 --> 00:14:37,955 Yeah. Yeah, we had a contract. 362 00:14:37,991 --> 00:14:39,874 He promised to give us $5 million 363 00:14:39,909 --> 00:14:41,542 and now he's welshing. 364 00:14:41,578 --> 00:14:43,244 And you wanna sue EndFrame? 365 00:14:43,296 --> 00:14:45,163 Yes, because they stole our IP. 366 00:14:45,215 --> 00:14:49,000 Before or... after you gave it to 'em? 367 00:14:49,052 --> 00:14:51,052 Okay, we were tricked, so... 368 00:14:51,087 --> 00:14:53,671 Richie, you're not a guy 369 00:14:53,723 --> 00:14:55,807 that should be worried about suing people. 370 00:14:55,842 --> 00:14:58,676 You need to be worried about the guy at Hooli 371 00:14:58,678 --> 00:15:00,228 who's suing you. 372 00:15:00,263 --> 00:15:02,897 If you don't mount a vigorous legal defense, 373 00:15:02,932 --> 00:15:05,933 then you lose to Gavin Belson by default. 374 00:15:05,985 --> 00:15:09,404 And you are stamped "Property of Hooli." 375 00:15:09,439 --> 00:15:11,189 You let Hanneman walk, 376 00:15:11,241 --> 00:15:12,857 how you plan on paying these cats? 377 00:15:12,942 --> 00:15:14,859 I just paid them 80 grand. 378 00:15:14,861 --> 00:15:16,778 As a retainer. 379 00:15:16,830 --> 00:15:18,413 That retains them. 380 00:15:18,448 --> 00:15:20,031 Now you gotta pay them. 381 00:15:20,033 --> 00:15:23,534 Hold on. So I just paid them $80,000... 382 00:15:23,586 --> 00:15:25,837 for the right to pay them more? 383 00:15:25,872 --> 00:15:27,505 Yeah. 384 00:15:27,540 --> 00:15:30,208 Fucking lawyers, man. Right? 385 00:15:30,260 --> 00:15:33,511 Like it or not, Richie, you're stuck with Hanneman. 386 00:15:33,546 --> 00:15:37,131 ♪ ♪ 387 00:15:37,183 --> 00:15:39,384 Monica: I mean, technically, it's not even a merger. 388 00:15:39,386 --> 00:15:43,054 EndFrame just absorbs you, and you're gone. 389 00:15:43,106 --> 00:15:47,358 Right. So, basically, we end up working for EndFrame 390 00:15:47,394 --> 00:15:48,976 after giving them our idea, 391 00:15:49,028 --> 00:15:50,895 which was way better than theirs, 392 00:15:50,947 --> 00:15:53,364 and they end up making more money than us. 393 00:15:53,400 --> 00:15:55,283 Fuck that. Assholes. 394 00:15:55,318 --> 00:15:57,618 Fucking king-sized assholes. 395 00:15:57,654 --> 00:15:59,404 Butt-holes indeed. 396 00:15:59,406 --> 00:16:01,072 What if we didn't do that? 397 00:16:02,709 --> 00:16:05,076 What if, instead, we got our own client like EndFrame has, 398 00:16:05,128 --> 00:16:06,577 a porn company or something? 399 00:16:06,579 --> 00:16:08,329 That's not really how it works, Gilfoyle. 400 00:16:08,381 --> 00:16:10,164 You can't just go get a client. 401 00:16:10,216 --> 00:16:12,583 - Why not? - 'Cause it's not that easy. 402 00:16:12,585 --> 00:16:14,051 Why not? 403 00:16:14,087 --> 00:16:16,471 'Cause EndFrame worked that Intersite deal for months, 404 00:16:16,506 --> 00:16:18,639 kicking every detail of the contract 405 00:16:18,675 --> 00:16:20,174 and SLA back and forth, 406 00:16:20,226 --> 00:16:22,059 promising tons of custom features. 407 00:16:22,095 --> 00:16:24,562 And you can't just make that stuff up. 408 00:16:24,597 --> 00:16:26,981 What if I didn't have to make it up? 409 00:16:27,016 --> 00:16:28,266 What if I had every detail 410 00:16:28,268 --> 00:16:31,352 of their deal on my computer right in front of me? 411 00:16:31,404 --> 00:16:33,604 I'm sorry, um... 412 00:16:33,606 --> 00:16:36,190 Are you just asking what if... 413 00:16:36,242 --> 00:16:38,609 or do you actually have this information? 414 00:16:39,696 --> 00:16:42,947 Gilfoyle, please don't tell me... 415 00:16:42,949 --> 00:16:45,700 that you hacked into EndFrame's system. 416 00:16:45,752 --> 00:16:48,453 Okay. I won't tell you that. 417 00:16:51,291 --> 00:16:53,758 W-Well, did you hack into it or not? 418 00:16:53,793 --> 00:16:55,843 My feeling is... 419 00:16:55,879 --> 00:16:57,879 if you're the CEO of a company 420 00:16:57,931 --> 00:17:00,681 and you're dumb enough to leave your login info 421 00:17:00,717 --> 00:17:02,133 on a Post-it note on your desk, 422 00:17:02,185 --> 00:17:04,135 while the people that you fucking ripped off 423 00:17:04,137 --> 00:17:07,054 are physically in your office, it's not a hack. 424 00:17:07,106 --> 00:17:09,023 It's barely social engineering. 425 00:17:09,058 --> 00:17:11,526 It's more like natural selection. 426 00:17:11,561 --> 00:17:13,528 Fucking ninja. 427 00:17:13,563 --> 00:17:17,198 Okay. I was not in the room while this was happening. 428 00:17:17,233 --> 00:17:19,484 This is way over the line. 429 00:17:19,486 --> 00:17:21,068 This is crazy illegal. 430 00:17:21,120 --> 00:17:23,871 We're not trading on stolen information. It's not worth it. 431 00:17:23,907 --> 00:17:25,206 What if it was worth it? 432 00:17:25,241 --> 00:17:26,791 It's not, so... 433 00:17:26,826 --> 00:17:29,994 Gilfoyle, uh, hypothetically, how much is it worth? 434 00:17:29,996 --> 00:17:31,662 $15 million. 435 00:17:31,664 --> 00:17:33,164 - What? - Holy shit! 436 00:17:33,166 --> 00:17:36,167 Okay, I was definitely not in the room while this happened. 437 00:17:36,169 --> 00:17:38,503 I've got it all right here with a bow on it... 438 00:17:38,505 --> 00:17:40,888 Delivery dates, benchmarks. 439 00:17:40,924 --> 00:17:42,390 They're promising to deliver 440 00:17:42,425 --> 00:17:45,092 high-quality 4K streaming video 441 00:17:45,144 --> 00:17:46,727 at 20 megabits per second. 442 00:17:46,763 --> 00:17:49,514 That's it? That's dog shit. 443 00:17:49,566 --> 00:17:51,849 If we can put a half-decent build 444 00:17:51,851 --> 00:17:55,069 of our platform in front of Intersite, 445 00:17:55,104 --> 00:17:57,572 I mean, we can shark this 15 mil right out from under EndFrame. 446 00:17:57,607 --> 00:17:58,940 I... I don't understand. 447 00:17:58,992 --> 00:18:01,659 How does Intersite have all this money to throw around? 448 00:18:01,694 --> 00:18:03,327 It's pornography, Richard. 449 00:18:03,363 --> 00:18:04,829 Adult content has driven more 450 00:18:04,864 --> 00:18:06,914 important tech adaption than anything. 451 00:18:06,950 --> 00:18:09,917 The first fiction ever published on a printing press 452 00:18:09,953 --> 00:18:11,202 was an erotic tale. 453 00:18:11,204 --> 00:18:13,037 And from there, it was Super 8 film... 454 00:18:13,089 --> 00:18:15,706 Polaroid, home video, digital, video on demand... 455 00:18:15,742 --> 00:18:18,459 Monica: Credit card verification systems, Snapchat. 456 00:18:18,511 --> 00:18:22,380 Pornography accounts for 37% of all Internet traffic. 457 00:18:22,432 --> 00:18:23,464 38 when I'm on it. 458 00:18:23,516 --> 00:18:26,884 Reducing Intersite server load by a tiny fraction, 459 00:18:26,936 --> 00:18:29,053 could save them tens of millions of dollars a year. 460 00:18:29,055 --> 00:18:30,388 Hundreds. 461 00:18:30,390 --> 00:18:34,559 $15 million is only like six hours of Intersite CDN bill, right? 462 00:18:34,611 --> 00:18:35,943 But to us, that... 463 00:18:35,979 --> 00:18:37,862 I mean, we could settle out with Russ, 464 00:18:37,897 --> 00:18:39,397 pay our legal fees, 465 00:18:39,449 --> 00:18:41,866 have plenty of runway to get us to CES. 466 00:18:41,901 --> 00:18:44,068 Minor detail. This is stealing. 467 00:18:44,120 --> 00:18:45,119 You mean like lying and telling someone 468 00:18:45,154 --> 00:18:46,571 that you want to fund their company, 469 00:18:46,573 --> 00:18:48,239 and then taking their tech when they meet with you? 470 00:18:48,291 --> 00:18:50,241 Like that kind of stealing? 471 00:18:50,243 --> 00:18:52,877 You wanted to do something, Richard. 472 00:18:52,912 --> 00:18:54,462 This is something. 473 00:18:54,497 --> 00:18:57,665 ♪ ♪ 474 00:19:00,053 --> 00:19:01,752 It's time to walk the left-hand path, Richard. 475 00:19:01,804 --> 00:19:04,555 ♪ ♪ 476 00:19:17,770 --> 00:19:20,187 The statistics here are clear. 477 00:19:20,239 --> 00:19:22,440 Protecting existing revenue streams... 478 00:19:22,492 --> 00:19:25,943 in the current climate is no longer a viable option. 479 00:19:25,945 --> 00:19:29,030 We must run forward simply to stay in place, 480 00:19:29,082 --> 00:19:32,867 by doing what the adult industry has always done, lead. 481 00:19:32,919 --> 00:19:35,119 Pioneering cutting-edge interfaces 482 00:19:35,171 --> 00:19:39,123 across new device platforms like Oculus and iWhack 483 00:19:39,125 --> 00:19:42,126 will be the key to our survival as an industry. 484 00:19:42,128 --> 00:19:44,428 And based on their recent investment patterns, 485 00:19:44,464 --> 00:19:47,264 tech leaders such as Facebook agree. 486 00:19:47,300 --> 00:19:50,718 Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the future. 487 00:19:50,770 --> 00:19:52,436 (electronic buzzing) 488 00:19:52,472 --> 00:19:54,772 (applauses) 489 00:19:57,610 --> 00:20:02,279 ♪ ♪ 490 00:20:02,315 --> 00:20:04,982 Erlich: What is that on your computer screen? A fractal? 491 00:20:04,984 --> 00:20:07,902 No, it's just pictures of art I've been sending Karen 492 00:20:07,954 --> 00:20:10,571 from my mobile phone which is charging over there. 493 00:20:10,623 --> 00:20:11,989 I told her I just got back from 494 00:20:11,991 --> 00:20:14,158 a gallery opening in Hunter's Point. 495 00:20:14,160 --> 00:20:15,910 Who painted that disappointment? 496 00:20:15,962 --> 00:20:17,878 Jaden, age five. 497 00:20:17,914 --> 00:20:20,498 I got it from his Montessori school website. 498 00:20:20,550 --> 00:20:22,416 He's not online, he's never gonna find out. 499 00:20:22,468 --> 00:20:23,584 What? 500 00:20:23,636 --> 00:20:25,169 Crimes against children... 501 00:20:25,221 --> 00:20:27,004 Really, so easy to get away with. 502 00:20:27,056 --> 00:20:29,006 (cell phone chimes) 503 00:20:29,926 --> 00:20:31,759 Oh, another text from Karen. 504 00:20:31,811 --> 00:20:33,561 "In your 'hood. Can I come over? 505 00:20:33,596 --> 00:20:37,348 "IDK. Too soon, question mark." 506 00:20:40,269 --> 00:20:41,402 Fuck. 507 00:20:41,437 --> 00:20:43,187 What's the issue? 508 00:20:43,189 --> 00:20:44,522 This is what you want. 509 00:20:44,524 --> 00:20:46,774 You know, it's... The place is so dirty right now. 510 00:20:46,826 --> 00:20:50,361 Probably another day is best for such activity? 511 00:20:50,363 --> 00:20:52,446 Um, should I tell her I'm out getting Ethiopian tapas? 512 00:20:52,498 --> 00:20:54,198 I don't see what the problem is here. 513 00:20:54,200 --> 00:20:56,701 She wants to come over, and she acknowledged that it's too soon. 514 00:20:56,753 --> 00:20:58,919 You've basically done the deed... 515 00:20:58,955 --> 00:21:00,337 which for you is... 516 00:21:00,373 --> 00:21:02,757 ejaculating in your own pants all over your leg... 517 00:21:02,792 --> 00:21:04,675 and then apologizing profusely. 518 00:21:04,711 --> 00:21:07,011 Just maintain eye contact, 519 00:21:07,046 --> 00:21:09,380 light some scented candles and throw in some Sade. 520 00:21:09,382 --> 00:21:11,265 The early stuff, though, 521 00:21:11,300 --> 00:21:13,684 before her arrangements got too baroque. 522 00:21:13,720 --> 00:21:16,020 Okay, that is sad. 523 00:21:16,055 --> 00:21:18,723 I can do this. Um... 524 00:21:18,725 --> 00:21:21,442 She would never sleep with a guy who lives like this. 525 00:21:21,477 --> 00:21:23,060 I don't even know where to start. 526 00:21:23,112 --> 00:21:24,311 Um, do you guys want to help me 527 00:21:24,363 --> 00:21:25,730 clean up a little bit real quick? 528 00:21:26,616 --> 00:21:28,232 No, don't do that. 529 00:21:30,369 --> 00:21:32,286 - Uh, Miss Kendall. - Yeah. 530 00:21:32,321 --> 00:21:34,038 Excuse me. 531 00:21:34,073 --> 00:21:35,456 I am data compression. 532 00:21:35,491 --> 00:21:37,958 I do data compression, 533 00:21:37,994 --> 00:21:41,128 and, uh, I know that, um, EndFrame is telling you 534 00:21:41,164 --> 00:21:43,664 that they can lower your bandwidth and storage costs 535 00:21:43,716 --> 00:21:46,000 by delivering your new 4K video stream 536 00:21:46,052 --> 00:21:47,168 at 20 megabits per second. 537 00:21:48,387 --> 00:21:49,420 Who the hell are you? 538 00:21:49,422 --> 00:21:51,172 Uh, sorry. I'm Pied Piper. 539 00:21:51,224 --> 00:21:52,923 I am Richard Hendricks of... 540 00:21:52,925 --> 00:21:55,176 - You're the CEO. - Yes. 541 00:21:56,312 --> 00:21:58,929 - Uh, thank you. - I saw you at TechCrunch. 542 00:21:58,931 --> 00:22:01,599 How do you know the specs of my EndFrame deal? 543 00:22:01,601 --> 00:22:03,434 I can't... I don't... 544 00:22:03,436 --> 00:22:05,569 Okay. I don't like this at all, Richard Hendricks. 545 00:22:05,605 --> 00:22:07,438 I'm sorry. Goodbye. 546 00:22:07,440 --> 00:22:09,607 I can save you millions in bandwidth. 547 00:22:09,659 --> 00:22:12,193 My, uh, algorithm is lossless. 548 00:22:12,245 --> 00:22:13,944 I can deliver the same 4K video, 549 00:22:13,946 --> 00:22:17,114 at seven megabits per second, 60 fps. 550 00:22:17,116 --> 00:22:18,249 We are faster 551 00:22:18,284 --> 00:22:20,417 and have a higher quality than EndFrame 552 00:22:20,453 --> 00:22:21,752 at a third of the bit rate. 553 00:22:21,788 --> 00:22:23,704 - Bullshit. - I can prove it. 554 00:22:24,957 --> 00:22:27,291 Before you spend a dime, let me prove it. 555 00:22:27,293 --> 00:22:30,094 You know I'm on the board of two charities 556 00:22:30,129 --> 00:22:33,514 and a no-kill animal shelter with Gavin Belson, right? 557 00:22:33,549 --> 00:22:35,800 The man who is suing you for stealing his IP. 558 00:22:35,852 --> 00:22:37,802 That lawsuit's bullshit. 559 00:22:37,854 --> 00:22:40,554 I have a very complicated deal in place with EndFrame. 560 00:22:40,606 --> 00:22:43,057 Why should I back out and take a risk on you? 561 00:22:44,393 --> 00:22:47,478 Back there, you said that your business needs to do 562 00:22:47,530 --> 00:22:49,980 whatever it takes in order to survive. 563 00:22:50,032 --> 00:22:52,700 Well, so does mine. 564 00:22:52,735 --> 00:22:54,235 And this is it. 565 00:22:54,287 --> 00:22:57,788 If I don't get this deal, my company is dead. 566 00:23:01,711 --> 00:23:05,963 So this is your place? 567 00:23:05,998 --> 00:23:07,498 Yes. 568 00:23:07,500 --> 00:23:09,667 I know it's weird that a guy like me would live here, 569 00:23:09,669 --> 00:23:13,754 but, honestly, this is just where I rest. 570 00:23:13,806 --> 00:23:17,174 Out there is where I live. 571 00:23:18,845 --> 00:23:22,146 Did you get my link to the Catalan animation festival? 572 00:23:22,181 --> 00:23:23,514 Oh, did I? 573 00:23:23,516 --> 00:23:25,900 Where do you stand on the subtitling v. dubbing debate? 574 00:23:25,935 --> 00:23:27,484 'Cause to me, dubbing is boorish. 575 00:23:27,520 --> 00:23:30,688 'Cause every language to me has its own... 576 00:23:32,909 --> 00:23:34,525 Hey, how'd you get on our Wi-Fi? 577 00:23:34,527 --> 00:23:36,493 How does your phone know the password? 578 00:23:36,529 --> 00:23:37,828 Did it? 579 00:23:37,864 --> 00:23:39,246 Yeah, it connected immediately. 580 00:23:39,282 --> 00:23:40,698 It's an alpha-numeric... - Oh. 581 00:23:40,700 --> 00:23:44,118 - Long password. - Oh. 582 00:23:44,170 --> 00:23:45,336 Um... I... 583 00:23:45,371 --> 00:23:49,340 Okay, this is really weird. 584 00:23:49,375 --> 00:23:50,541 Karen? 585 00:23:51,594 --> 00:23:53,377 Erlich. 586 00:23:53,379 --> 00:23:54,712 Hey. 587 00:23:54,714 --> 00:23:58,048 I didn't realize that it was you, Karen, 588 00:23:58,050 --> 00:24:00,551 the Karen that Dinesh... 589 00:24:00,603 --> 00:24:02,386 You two know each other? 590 00:24:02,388 --> 00:24:04,772 In a sense. Yeah. 591 00:24:04,807 --> 00:24:07,274 What... - Outed by Wi-Fi. 592 00:24:07,310 --> 00:24:09,810 Is the specifics of the "sense"? 593 00:24:09,862 --> 00:24:11,445 Oh... uh... 594 00:24:11,480 --> 00:24:14,064 You never, uh... you never called. 595 00:24:14,116 --> 00:24:17,785 I, uh... got super busy. 596 00:24:17,820 --> 00:24:20,537 Hey, we all do. 597 00:24:20,573 --> 00:24:24,959 Well, we should probably head to the festival, so... 598 00:24:26,629 --> 00:24:30,331 So did you ever find my earrings? 599 00:24:30,383 --> 00:24:32,082 I... I don't know. 600 00:24:33,502 --> 00:24:37,421 Should we, uh, check the old lost and found? 601 00:24:37,423 --> 00:24:38,305 Okay. 602 00:24:38,341 --> 00:24:43,394 ♪ ♪ 603 00:24:48,351 --> 00:24:49,600 So, here goes. 604 00:24:49,652 --> 00:24:53,604 By wearing this standard Hooli ear-bud headphone, 605 00:24:53,656 --> 00:24:58,108 modified with a small piezoelectric sensor, 606 00:24:58,160 --> 00:25:00,861 the user can control their Hooli phone 607 00:25:00,913 --> 00:25:04,198 solely with their neural impulses. 608 00:25:04,250 --> 00:25:08,118 Point, click, drag, even type... 609 00:25:08,120 --> 00:25:11,422 all using only brainwaves. 610 00:25:11,457 --> 00:25:13,424 Think it... 611 00:25:13,459 --> 00:25:14,842 and it happens. 612 00:25:16,379 --> 00:25:17,962 Holy shit! 613 00:25:19,265 --> 00:25:20,347 Seriously? 614 00:25:20,383 --> 00:25:22,182 Seriously. 615 00:25:22,218 --> 00:25:23,684 This is great. 616 00:25:23,719 --> 00:25:25,686 Fuck, yes, team! 617 00:25:25,721 --> 00:25:28,022 So, uh, what's our, um, timeline here? 618 00:25:28,057 --> 00:25:30,057 I mean, when do we start testing this? 619 00:25:30,109 --> 00:25:33,644 How long before we can integrate this into Nucleus? 620 00:25:33,646 --> 00:25:35,312 Not long. 621 00:25:35,314 --> 00:25:38,148 It'll probably happen in our lifetime. 622 00:25:38,200 --> 00:25:42,119 We just have to figure out how to make it work. (chuckles) 623 00:25:42,154 --> 00:25:45,205 But I really believe that our grandchildren 624 00:25:45,241 --> 00:25:48,876 are going to grow up taking this technology for granted. 625 00:25:48,911 --> 00:25:50,077 Our grandchildren? 626 00:25:50,129 --> 00:25:51,795 I know you're single, but you might meet someone. 627 00:25:51,831 --> 00:25:54,131 No. No! No! 628 00:25:54,166 --> 00:25:55,716 What do you have that's ready now? 629 00:25:55,751 --> 00:25:57,968 Well... Hmm... 630 00:25:58,004 --> 00:26:01,338 Truth be told, we kind of put all our eggs into this basket, 631 00:26:01,390 --> 00:26:06,310 but we do have the kick-ass potato cannon, though. 632 00:26:07,680 --> 00:26:09,680 Although, actually, this one is broken. 633 00:26:09,682 --> 00:26:12,649 We tried to put a Mr. Potato Head in it, 634 00:26:12,685 --> 00:26:15,352 and it did not like that. 635 00:26:17,239 --> 00:26:19,656 ♪ You give me, you're giving me ♪ 636 00:26:19,692 --> 00:26:22,526 ♪ The sweetest taboo ♪ 637 00:26:22,528 --> 00:26:24,611 ♪ Too good for me ♪ 638 00:26:25,748 --> 00:26:27,581 Still in there, eh? 639 00:26:27,616 --> 00:26:30,167 What do you think? Will they ever find those earrings? 640 00:26:31,420 --> 00:26:33,620 Funny thing about lost items... 641 00:26:33,672 --> 00:26:35,956 always in the last place you look. 642 00:26:36,008 --> 00:26:39,593 ♪ ♪ 643 00:26:41,297 --> 00:26:42,880 Thanks for coming in, guys. 644 00:26:42,882 --> 00:26:44,715 I look forward to working with you. 645 00:26:45,601 --> 00:26:47,217 Us too. 646 00:26:47,269 --> 00:26:49,686 Come on back. This way. 647 00:26:49,722 --> 00:26:51,438 We're right in here. 648 00:26:51,474 --> 00:26:53,640 Oh, hey, Mark. 649 00:26:53,692 --> 00:26:55,642 Good to see you again. 650 00:26:55,694 --> 00:26:57,027 What is this? 651 00:26:57,063 --> 00:26:58,562 This is a bake off. 652 00:26:58,564 --> 00:27:00,197 I'm gonna give EndFrame and Pied Piper 653 00:27:00,232 --> 00:27:01,732 the same video library to compress. 654 00:27:01,784 --> 00:27:03,067 In a week, I'll review 655 00:27:03,119 --> 00:27:05,569 and award the contract to whoever does a better job. 656 00:27:05,621 --> 00:27:06,703 What? 657 00:27:06,739 --> 00:27:08,739 - "Who... whomever." - What? 658 00:27:08,774 --> 00:27:12,709 "Whomever does the better..." But okay, yeah. Never mind. 659 00:27:12,745 --> 00:27:14,661 Welcome to the left-hand path, my friend. 660 00:27:14,713 --> 00:27:20,117 (music playing) 661 00:27:20,118 --> 00:27:22,999 sync and corrections by Caio www.addic7ed.com 47848

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